"Real life is so hard" infomercial thread

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Anonymous Sun Dec 21 04:42:13 2014 No.6078476 [Reply] [Original]

"Real life is so hard" infomercial thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 04:46:41 2014 No.6078480 I don't even understand what this person is trying to do why is he tying to pick up an egg with a scraper in the first place?

Anonymous Sun Dec 21 04:49:46 2014 No.6078482
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>>6078480
People in real life aren't possibly this retarded so it doesn't look so bad, so they need to play up the retardness up to 11 in order to further the implications of their product. "There has to be a better way"

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 04:53:05 2014 No.6078486 >>6078482 such as simply resting the bowl between your knees, or using the correct hand tools when trying to cook an egg...or actually waiting for your egg to cook before you try to remove it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 04:54:47 2014 No.6078488 >>6078480 The egg looks completely raw like the heat isn't even turned on. >>6078482 This. If you can't flip a fucking egg and take it out of the pan without a specialized tool you really should just be taken out back and shot.

Anonymous Sun Dec 21 04:55:38 2014 No.6078490
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>>6078486
Yes.

Did you know that people in infomercials lack the ability to grab anything?

they either pick something heavy with the most limpwristed grip on earth or they just smack whatever they plan to grab instead of, well, grabbing it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 04:59:50 2014 No.6078496 >>6078480 >>6078486 >>6078488 The person is trying to separate the egg yolk from the egg white.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:00:02 2014 No.6078497 >>6078480 Maybe they wanted a fried egg white.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:02:58 2014 No.6078505 File: 904 KB, 480x360, shit nigga spilled milk.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ones like this I think might be genuine because little kids only exist to make messes like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:04:08 2014 No.6078506 >>6078505 this I believe, kid probably couldn't pick that up to pour it right if he really tried

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:05:43 2014 No.6078509 File: 1.01 MB, 480x360, cutting bread.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >who would have thought it was so hard to cut bread with a door wedg- oh wait it's actually cutting it, turn it in another direction so it stops doing that

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:08:21 2014 No.6078512 File: 2.04 MB, 422x238, Riley wuz here.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:11:53 2014 No.6078518 >>6078490 GOD DAMNIT GRANDMA WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:12:04 2014 No.6078520 File: 174 KB, 533x380, bear-hands-oven-mitts-5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078496 Egg separators exist and sometimes even come with a set of measuring cups. But my bear hands work even better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:15:59 2014 No.6078528 >>6078496 >>6078497 >not cracking the eggs in a bowl you already fucked up

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:17:15 2014 No.6078529 File: 1.72 MB, 250x188, 1373637727678.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:17:36 2014 No.6078531 File: 2.00 MB, 400x221, eh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:19:21 2014 No.6078535 >>6078520 >>6078528 No shit. These are informercials after all. I was just explaining what they were trying to show.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:23:50 2014 No.6078543 File: 408 KB, 160x120, stache eclair.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078529

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:27:53 2014 No.6078548 File: 777 KB, 480x360, obama boigha.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078543

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:29:04 2014 No.6078552 File: 814 KB, 300x221, obama derp tray.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078548

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:32:51 2014 No.6078556 File: 516 KB, 250x155, hotdog cunt.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:33:32 2014 No.6078558 >>6078529 Isn't that the cheeto bowl guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:36:07 2014 No.6078561 File: 1.08 MB, 432x243, obama cheesits.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078558

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:39:13 2014 No.6078566 File: 1.85 MB, 360x270, 1368249543692.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:40:21 2014 No.6078568 File: 1004 KB, 299x193, 1380470499234.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:42:52 2014 No.6078570 File: 1.13 MB, 331x1003, 1403901954909.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 05:55:21 2014 No.6078579 File: 1.98 MB, 480x360, obama rap.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 06:01:52 2014 No.6078584 >>6078566 >people using this for standing up in the shower oh we all know what this was really for

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 06:02:57 2014 No.6078586 >>6078584 ...your mom?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 06:54:00 2014 No.6078636 the sad thing is that some people i know are actually this retarded in the kitchen

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 07:14:32 2014 No.6078655 File: 2.60 MB, 1280x720, fucking soda.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 07:15:58 2014 No.6078657 >>6078512 oh man I did exactly this on mother's day, shit didn't fit on the other hand I was six and we baked a decent cake with my ten year old brother all on our own so mom still liked it

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 07:29:38 2014 No.6078662 >>6078552 This is like reddit's favorite one of these

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 07:41:11 2014 No.6078674 File: 1.30 MB, 448x336, 1418220775782.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've used some images in other threads that I can't delete. Here they are: >>6076113 >>6076160 >>6076132

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 07:42:17 2014 No.6078677 File: 318 KB, 300x166, 1418221469743.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078674 Another.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 07:43:50 2014 No.6078678 File: 1.81 MB, 300x225, 1418220740388.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078677 Last one is grounds for divorce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 07:46:11 2014 No.6078682 >>6078488 >This. If you can't flip a fucking egg and take it out of the pan without a specialized tool you really should just be taken out back and shot. OW THE EDGE

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 07:47:26 2014 No.6078683 >>6078512 >filename Heh.

Anonymous Sun Dec 21 09:09:43 2014 No.6078757

>>6078490
>Did you know that people in infomercials lack the ability to grab anything?
>they either pick something heavy with the most limpwristed grip on earth or they just smack whatever they plan to grab instead of, well, grabbing it.
You are aware that there are (old/sick) People that lack strength?

So I guess someone has a use for some of those Products.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 13:37:02 2014 No.6079242 File: 1011 KB, 299x193, 1400217073383.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078568 Better version

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 13:44:41 2014 No.6079258 File: 1.97 MB, 1920x1080, USA USA USA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078655

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 13:47:51 2014 No.6079269 >>6078682 It's like hyperbole doesn't exist anymore so we have an excuse to post le edge maymay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 13:57:08 2014 No.6079284 >>6078506 Well ya Jamal's being lazy

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 14:01:29 2014 No.6079288 >>6078677 Every time

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 14:03:48 2014 No.6079293 >>6078488 >you really should just be taken out back and shot No. They should be shot in public for all to see.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 14:37:21 2014 No.6079393 >>6078505 Is he jacking it?

Anonymous Sun Dec 21 14:49:38 2014 No.6079427

>>6078506
>>6078505
I've trained my 5 year old to problem solve it teach him a way to do things that otherwise would be hard for him. He can pour from a full gallon without making a mess. Parents just suck at raising their children to do anything for themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 14:51:03 2014 No.6079436 >>6079427 Whoops, should be 4, but he will be 5 in may anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:03:35 2014 No.6079485 >>6078543 witchcraft

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:09:45 2014 No.6079505 File: 655 KB, 300x168, 1356449893967.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The best

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:10:55 2014 No.6079509 File: 620 KB, 300x209, info (4).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6079505 I guess I should only post my food related ones though

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:12:04 2014 No.6079512 File: 938 KB, 250x183, info (20).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6079509

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:13:15 2014 No.6079518 File: 1.34 MB, 355x240, info (13).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6079512

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:14:20 2014 No.6079522 File: 600 KB, 300x223, info (10).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6079518

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:15:29 2014 No.6079529 File: 662 KB, 250x195, info (16).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6079522

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:16:32 2014 No.6079536 File: 325 KB, 300x225, info (33).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6079529

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:17:42 2014 No.6079539 File: 1022 KB, 480x360, info (32).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6079536

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:18:47 2014 No.6079541 File: 465 KB, 300x181, info (14).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6079539

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:19:55 2014 No.6079544 File: 941 KB, 300x221, info (8).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6079541 Jesus mom.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:21:39 2014 No.6079549 >>6079539 >>6079541 >>6079544 Is this a commercial for Made for TV products, or joining AA?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:24:22 2014 No.6079552 >>6079509 you will never fight for the clicker so hard your cup magically switches hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:37:01 2014 No.6079581 >>6078505 he just gives up :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 15:50:17 2014 No.6079614 >>6079505 GOLIATH ONLINE

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 16:45:40 2014 No.6079691 File: 9 KB, 427x355, Egg-white-protein-backed-to-fight-blood-pressure-Study.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i love this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmn9JZ1_RPA

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 16:51:48 2014 No.6079709 >>6078509 > oh wait it's actually cutting it, turn it in another direction so it stops doing that This gif has baffled anons for years and this was the wittiest comment so far.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 16:56:34 2014 No.6079720 >>6078586 dayum

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 17:20:31 2014 No.6079782 >>6079544 Notice how she DOESN'T EVEN SPILL A SINGLE OUNCE OF LIQUID.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 17:26:43 2014 No.6079810 >>6079782 JEEZUS HONEY! REFILLING MY SOFT DRINK AT THE TABLE IS NOT OKAY. THE KIDS EVEN SAW!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 17:49:15 2014 No.6079871 >>6079541 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yvFjARmWXA

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 17:51:26 2014 No.6079879 File: 497 KB, 312x205, 1417276553815.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6079871 >Breast cancer pink

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 18:53:09 2014 No.6080040 >>6078490 >Time for you to go to hospice grandma.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 18:59:52 2014 No.6080052 >>6078543 happens all the time to me

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 19:46:59 2014 No.6080186 >>6079393 Wow, yeah what is he doing with his right hand??

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 19:50:40 2014 No.6080194 >>6078568 My son thoroughly enjoyed this. He's loving these.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 20:00:57 2014 No.6080216 >>6079518 I do this one all the time

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 20:15:46 2014 No.6080252 >>6079871 >women

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 20:24:54 2014 No.6080272 >>6078757 Maybe they should advertise it towards sick people and pussies then, yeah?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 20:31:59 2014 No.6080293 File: 473 KB, 360x270, max payne 3 death cam.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078566

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 21:00:24 2014 No.6080369 >>6079505 >go to cinema on Halloween for midnight showing of The Babadook >film is spooky as fuck >gets to insomnia part with mom staying up watching TV >this clip is in it >can't stop chuckling to myself

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 21:05:31 2014 No.6080378 >>6078543 >>6080052 I swear it looks like is is magnetized to his stache

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 21:09:37 2014 No.6080383 >>6078520 >bear hands >that .jpg are you in AP Lit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 21:21:54 2014 No.6080410 >>6079509 >dad falls backward >tips glass forwards

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 21:27:48 2014 No.6080431 >>6079518 These are my favorite infomercial products, the ones that take an existing product that they rebrand and treat it like it's some brand new innovation nobody has heard of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 21:38:34 2014 No.6080458 >>6079509 my favorite part about this is despite the best efforts of all 4 of them to make the biggest mess possible, the mess wasnt really all that big

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 21:44:38 2014 No.6080475 >>6080293 I'm trying to figure out what's happening here. hes clearly not falling, his back foot is firmly planted on the ground in a wide stable position. did his spine snap in half by accident?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 22:42:15 2014 No.6080602 >>6080475 Slip and rip, maybe? Bot finishing the split/rip though, it seems.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 22:44:51 2014 No.6080615 >>6080475 Jesus took the wheel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 22:48:18 2014 No.6080626 >>6080475 Personally to me it looks like he's striking a JoJo pose.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 21 22:51:38 2014 No.6080639 >>6080602 kek this post is good

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 03:06:21 2014 No.6081126 >>6078548 Its that a white kid eating a pork chop sandwich

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 03:11:40 2014 No.6081134 File: 947 KB, 266x199, 1u2L0.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078556 This gif bothers me far more than it should.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 03:17:28 2014 No.6081138 >>6078490 Now grandma, just because you dont like OJ doesnt mean its ok to throw it accross the table.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 03:34:03 2014 No.6081156 File: 836 KB, 469x348, taco tard.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6081134

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 09:07:10 2014 No.6081447 >>6078548 thats the first bite out of any sloppy joe

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 09:45:30 2014 No.6081487 >>6080475 nerve gas

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 11:10:04 2014 No.6081593 >>6081156 The ground beef on the right appears to fly over her shoulder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 16:58:21 2014 No.6082396 >>6079871 So it's like tupperware that only fits one specific food item. And god damn, did they have to go out and find the most retarded actors to shoot this? And why is it that I want one in breast cancer pink?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 17:03:02 2014 No.6082405 >>6079871 But I only eat square pizzas

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 17:06:11 2014 No.6082407 >>6079518 >doesn't use a pot holder to dump the pot >uses a pot holder on the special strainer gee I wonder what the problem is

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 17:07:13 2014 No.6082410 >>6081156 >exploding tacos where can I get one of those?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 17:09:23 2014 No.6082412 >>6078505 This is America's fault for selling stupidly overlarge gallon milk containers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 17:10:02 2014 No.6082413 >>6082412 Bagfag please go

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 17:36:31 2014 No.6082468 >>6078655 Needs a 'Thanks, Obama' at the end.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 18:17:57 2014 No.6082558 It's so true, Things like this make want to be an hero

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 18:27:54 2014 No.6082579 >>6080383 are you still in high school?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 18:43:16 2014 No.6082624 >>6078674 the first time I saw this, I thought that was blood

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 23:01:15 2014 No.6083189 >>6082624 You mean it isn't blood??

>>	None !kTpPIapx0Q Tue Dec 23 01:25:23 2014 No.6083454 >>6079691 The 1:19 mark had me

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 02:46:45 2014 No.6083613 File: 721 KB, 300x221, ce4.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If only the fork or tongs were invented. Fuck even a stick would do

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 02:48:05 2014 No.6083615 File: 2.32 MB, 320x240, 5db.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 02:52:28 2014 No.6083620 >>6083615 He realizes that he bought RC Cola?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 02:54:21 2014 No.6083623 >>6079544 i feel like this is a precursor to an abuse helpline and not a product

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 02:59:02 2014 No.6083627 >>6083620 Switches hands?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:13:55 2014 No.6083659 >>6083613 What a little bitch. I use my fingers for food on the barbecue all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:15:12 2014 No.6083660 >>6078529 Lost sooo ffing hard

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:18:25 2014 No.6083667 >>6083615 What the hell is this even a commercial for? What are any of these commercials for? So many questions

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:29:11 2014 No.6083681 >>6078579 This is a legitimate problem of mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:43:17 2014 No.6083693 >>6078531 Ok, I laughed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:59:17 2014 No.6083712 >>6083681 http://www.amazon.com/ChicWrap-Plastic-Wrap-Dispenser-Professional/dp/B009POH9EW/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 04:12:20 2014 No.6083720 >>6083667 probably some sort of bottle pressurizer, keep soda from going flat as quickly once opened.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 04:21:48 2014 No.6083725 File: 1.13 MB, 320x240, straw man.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If only there was a way to solve this problem that I have!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 10:55:07 2014 No.6084220 >>6083725 a straw

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 10:58:30 2014 No.6084229 >>6079518 I actually think this product is really neat

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 11:07:50 2014 No.6084249 File: 1.87 MB, 360x270, es1n[1].gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6083720

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 11:23:04 2014 No.6084284 >>6084249 If only I ran into an ultra soft ottoman instead of my sharp cornered coffee table.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 11:37:55 2014 No.6084314 >>6083681 Push in the little flaps on either side of the package

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 15:24:26 2014 No.6084827 >>6084220 Closing your mouth

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 15:26:06 2014 No.6084834 >>6084249 what is this for, exactly? what solves this problem?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 15:47:19 2014 No.6084896 File: 39 KB, 289x400, 1287206841222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6084834 divorce

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 17:17:54 2014 No.6085182 >>6079509 nothing even falls out of the bowl wow

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 17:43:28 2014 No.6085241 File: 7 KB, 263x191, nice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078531 mfw I have had that grill for over 10 years

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 17:44:45 2014 No.6085248 >>6078556 what you don't eat your hotdogs corn-on-the-cob style?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 17:49:03 2014 No.6085253 >>6081156 This is the most realistic of the bunch. And, it's also a great reason to eat tacos in soft flour tortillas. Fuckin hate hard shells, so annoying to eat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 17:54:15 2014 No.6085258 >>6081126 It's raw chicken breast. Too stupid to figure out how to cook it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 21:18:28 2014 No.6085648 >>6085258 That's for another infomercial.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 21:35:23 2014 No.6085684 File: 76 KB, 620x385, porkchop sandwiches.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6081126 did someone say porkchop sandwiches?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 21:35:52 2014 No.6085686 >>6084249 >goddammithoney.gif

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:06:40 2014 No.6085756 >>6079427 >people on 4chan >people on 4chan talking to girls >people on 4chan having consensual sex with girls >people on 4chan having a child >people on 4chan raising children im scared

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:11:34 2014 No.6085766 >>6078568 People sure do have trouble picking things up with their wrists.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:11:53 2014 No.6085767 >>6079871 Perfect place for pizza after a night out getting ass fucked with the guys

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:12:42 2014 No.6085768 >>6078655 dew it rite

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:16:01 2014 No.6085773 >>6083613 is he grilling a lump of shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:16:11 2014 No.6085774 >>6085756 in 20 years, a majority of adults you see in the street will be members of the 4chan internet age im almost certain shit will hit the fan before that, but yeah ill hate to see us elderly

Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:22:47 2014 No.6085796

>>6085774
imagine an old man meme spouting like a typical 4channer.

[enter: suburban family room during Christmas day]
"oh jimmy you grew up to be such a big guy!" said grandma
[in the distance you hear a voice coming from the den]
"for you" says grandpa faintly

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:35:38 2014 No.6085831 >>6078509 >that comment >my sides are in orbit

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:36:17 2014 No.6085832 >>6085756 I was on 4chan for 4ish years before I had a kid. I'm not the normal 'shut-in loser', can be social and all that, but see no real need to go out to parties, clubs and the like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:38:16 2014 No.6085834 >>6085796 I have no words to explain how funny this was, nor does a meme do it justice. I didn't even get the >big guy for you meme because I don't watch movies or television, and still didn't understand when someone posted that scene.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:48:05 2014 No.6085854 File: 81 KB, 331x750, hello-bill-just-wanted-to-call-and-tell-you-about-all-the-cheetos-im-about-to-eat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078561 >>6078561 http://imgur.com/gallery/zVnbZ

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:57:13 2014 No.6085873 File: 563 KB, 569x802, masketta.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6085796 I cannot wait for this day

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:22:54 2014 No.6085919 >>6078476 This is so stomach churningly flyover I had to close my eyes to shield myself from the plebitude

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 00:41:10 2014 No.6086089 File: 3.97 MB, 512x404, 1409203777437.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 00:47:17 2014 No.6086103 >>6086089 kinda hot tbh

>>	Smith the CIA Agent Wed Dec 24 00:49:35 2014 No.6086110 File: 67 KB, 992x558, AP_oj_simpson_jef_130726_16x9_992[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6081138

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 00:56:38 2014 No.6086126 >>6084834 Smottoman! The Smaller Ottoman! Patent pending

>>	donniehilldo Wed Dec 24 01:01:05 2014 No.6086139 >>6086103 chocolated penile baby

>>	donniehilldo Wed Dec 24 01:02:35 2014 No.6086143 >>6078490 miracle spring water or your life bitch

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 01:13:52 2014 No.6086169 >>6079691 Thank you so much for reminding me of that Youtube channel, his videos are hilarious and I almost forgot about it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 01:18:19 2014 No.6086182 File: 1.44 MB, 256x175, 1358904057883.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 01:24:02 2014 No.6086195 >>6085796 this is the hardest I've laughed at 4chan in a looong time. What will we become when alzheimers takes it all from us but the memes....

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 01:26:57 2014 No.6086206 >>6080475 SNIBIDI SNAB x--D

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 01:28:54 2014 No.6086210 >>6083615 >Appears to be a full, unopened bottle >Is supposed to be flat

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 01:48:42 2014 No.6086265 >>6086195 >>6085834 thanks for thinking im funny. that made my day :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 02:18:06 2014 No.6086326 File: 15 KB, 480x360, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078531 >weber says it all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 06:21:05 2014 No.6086724 didn't know people could act this retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 06:32:56 2014 No.6086736 >>6084314 this took me years to figure out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 06:46:29 2014 No.6086752 >>6086724 I dunno, you seem to do it pretty well yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 15:40:44 2014 No.6087522 File: 13 KB, 259x194, download (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078482 >wearing shoes in the house

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 16:08:20 2014 No.6087562 >>6087522 >America

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 16:23:32 2014 No.6087576 File: 92 KB, 179x217, tumblr_inline_ngce61FJrF1rp0b1t.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6087562 >America

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 16:37:14 2014 No.6087601 >>6079509 >dad just pours out the cup because why not

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 16:40:11 2014 No.6087604 >>6087522 It really blows when you have a no shoes policy, but your child, SO and family don't give one fuck and leave their shoes on because putting them on and/or tying them again is so hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 16:46:40 2014 No.6087617 >>6083725 learning that swallowing isn't limited to blowjobs

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 17:03:29 2014 No.6087642 >>6084834 Moving the coffee table further from the ottoman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 19:19:37 2014 No.6087875 >>6078490 Shoulda had a V-8

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 19:53:53 2014 No.6087926 >>6078482 >Thanks Obama

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 19:54:59 2014 No.6087929 >>6078490 > Thanks Obama!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 19:56:01 2014 No.6087933 >>6078505 > Gracias Obama¡!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 19:57:02 2014 No.6087936 >>6078509 > Appreciate it Obama!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 19:58:04 2014 No.6087937 >>6078512 > Fucking awesome Obama!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 19:58:45 2014 No.6087940 >>6087926 >>6087929 >>6087933 >>6087936 >>6087937 >this much faggotry

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 20:34:35 2014 No.6087979 >>6087940 > This much projecting > Can't see a meme a mile away Ur mum m8

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 20:56:55 2014 No.6088007 >>6087979 >thinking memespamming isn't faggotry

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 21:03:53 2014 No.6088010 >>6078528 Crack crack crack, the egg into the bowl!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 21:27:28 2014 No.6088045 File: 27 KB, 500x500, 1417211528712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6086089 >>6086103 It doesn't help that the product their advertising is called "Amish Wood Milk"

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 21:30:19 2014 No.6088047 File: 229 KB, 460x360, my sides.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6080293 >dat filename

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 22:55:43 2014 No.6088165 File: 14 KB, 320x212, obama.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078476

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 23:01:14 2014 No.6088175 File: 321 KB, 300x168, 02DWz.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 23:32:28 2014 No.6088215 >>6078655 sauce pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 23:51:45 2014 No.6088246 >>6079782 There's an entire wave of soda that gets blasted out. Just stare at the guy's shirt and you can see it for a frame or two.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:03:35 2014 No.6088258 >6.94MB file Well, here's a link for it then. http://i.minus.com/ioU5XRyBrJTSN.gif

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:14:11 2014 No.6088281 >>6083615 >bottle halfway empty after pour >take a sip, now nearly full I NEED THIS MAGICAL PRODUCT

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:17:34 2014 No.6088289 >>6078678 i like how the knife goes all the way through, then he knocks the sandwich over because it didn't make that big of a mess

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:19:25 2014 No.6088291 File: 1.81 MB, 306x224, 484.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:21:23 2014 No.6088293 File: 2.10 MB, 360x201, 785.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:23:12 2014 No.6088297 File: 1.01 MB, 320x235, 47845.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:26:46 2014 No.6088305 File: 2.71 MB, 480x360, 445.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:27:56 2014 No.6088308 File: 915 KB, 360x270, 456456.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:29:11 2014 No.6088311 File: 1.52 MB, 360x240, 478478.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:30:44 2014 No.6088312 File: 3.30 MB, 271x200, 898984.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:31:51 2014 No.6088316 File: 562 KB, 758x308, BTFO.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:33:36 2014 No.6088319 File: 1.18 MB, 250x167, 56 Chicken Nuggets.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:34:53 2014 No.6088321 File: 575 KB, 926x502, kjn.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6088319

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:37:07 2014 No.6088324 >>6088297 Do americans need processed sugar in everything to the point where they're injecting caramel into fresh fruits?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:40:08 2014 No.6088330 File: 1.80 MB, 360x270, 489489489.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:41:28 2014 No.6088331 File: 1.63 MB, 320x240, 4845656.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:42:37 2014 No.6088332 >>6088331 Why does he get two wieners?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:43:34 2014 No.6088333 File: 1.56 MB, 320x180, Son of a bitch.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:53:43 2014 No.6088350 File: 136 KB, 629x348, ckmakescoffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:55:17 2014 No.6088355 File: 1.51 MB, 760x430, 5544.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 00:57:06 2014 No.6088358 File: 658 KB, 360x240, 45656.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 01:06:00 2014 No.6088381 >>6078561 >Goddamn, I just want to rest my bowl on the remote control, why does that have to be a fucking problem when I want to change the channel? Fucking shit, man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 01:06:18 2014 No.6088383 >>6088316 What amazing product is this because I must have it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 01:06:51 2014 No.6088388 >>6088383 flies

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 01:09:38 2014 No.6088395 File: 978 KB, 500x300, not poop.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every fucking time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 01:10:19 2014 No.6088397 >>6079509 I love how the left side of the couch reacts in a normal way, while the right side is just, "Nah, fuck it, shit goes everywhere."

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 01:16:18 2014 No.6088412 >>6088383 fuckin a right what is that thing it needs to be in my life

Anonymous Thu Dec 25 01:18:08 2014 No.6088419

>>6079871
>"Wow, this is great, Sarah. Yeah, this definitely isn't fucking shit. God, I fucking hate you you bitch. This is what you do? You get me a thing for fucking pizza? I had an EATING DISORDER, you bitch! AND MY MOM DIED OF BREAST CANCER! KILL YOURSELF"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 01:27:28 2014 No.6088435 >>6088332 When you catch as good as he does, two wieners don't even phase you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 01:28:32 2014 No.6088439 >>6088383 I think it's the bug-a-salt. Not sure, but I believe it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 02:18:57 2014 No.6088538 >>6078505 This proves it, non-whites ruin everything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 02:25:38 2014 No.6088559 >>6088439 >bug-a-salt nigga u rite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTVn6OhATaI >look at the tip

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 02:35:01 2014 No.6088588 >>6088312 ungrateful cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 02:44:04 2014 No.6088609 File: 707 KB, 300x221, anigif_enhanced-buzz-31167-1352416186-17.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 03:05:23 2014 No.6088654 >>6088609 Bitch is shit at hot potato.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 03:32:07 2014 No.6088718 >>6088312 >bitch asked for steak well done >gets it well done >acts like an ungrateful cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 03:33:26 2014 No.6088725 >>6088718 Would any person who values any aspect of life ask for a steak well done?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 03:36:10 2014 No.6088730 File: 123 KB, 640x480, simpsons08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078543

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 03:38:20 2014 No.6088738 >>6083623 You spilled my coffee! You fucking bitch!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 03:38:55 2014 No.6088741 >>6088215 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7yyI0k4dEU Hickok45, his videos are beloved by /k/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 03:43:55 2014 No.6088755 >>6088355 i dont like that at all omg

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 04:03:15 2014 No.6088798 >>6079544 What the fuck did she do wrong?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 04:23:47 2014 No.6088816 >>6088798 Spilled soda everywhere. You can't really see it with the GIF shrunk down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 23:28:53 2014 No.6090397 >>6079871 Is this like actually fucking real I can't tell if its a parody or not. Its gotta be some local mom who invented it and got a couple grand for a commercial if it is. Please tell me it is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 00:29:11 2014 No.6090474 >>6088798 The gif has no sound but it looks like she yells "BOO!!". Then everyone gets a fright.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 00:51:01 2014 No.6090504 File: 1.97 MB, 443x333, JhPLY.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6079614 Oh fucking god I giggled.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 00:52:52 2014 No.6090507 >>6080369 goddamn I hated that movie but I felt what you felt

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 00:55:04 2014 No.6090510 >>6079871 Do you know how else to store leftover pizza? A FUCKING BAG.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 01:13:20 2014 No.6090526 File: 1.91 MB, 240x155, 1411610124053.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6079691 >stone-cold stunning my tuppeware with them Holy fuck I'm way too drunk for this shit - I'm crying right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 01:20:42 2014 No.6090531 File: 160 KB, 605x418, 1419308406033.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6085253 >soft flour tortillas You do know soft corn tortillas exist... right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 01:25:45 2014 No.6090534 >>6087604 this is partly why I wear cowboy boots. That and I fly a lot. I've got patent leather captoe oxfords for certain occasions. But 99% of the time I've got either my dressy, leather soled cowboy boots or my vibram soled work/cowboy boots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 01:26:08 2014 No.6090535 >>6088330 looks like jon hamm

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 01:26:59 2014 No.6090538 >>6088175 Now you're thinking with portals!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 02:02:18 2014 No.6090589 >>6084229 I like the fryer one, where it's like a fold up basket and then you put it in any pot and fry up some food and then you only have to put the food on a paper towel and properly save oil and change it when needed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 02:03:50 2014 No.6090591 >>6083681 don't feel bad, it took me a year to figure out how to use a professional saran wrap machine, without it getting caught all over me. After a year, I was amazing at wrapping everything though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 02:10:43 2014 No.6090598 >>6088355 this is legitimately terrifying

Anonymous Fri Dec 26 07:30:59 2014 No.6090939
File: 30 KB, 500x500, and that's how they make their money.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>6083725
>>6084220
>a straw
But not just any straw. The Strawminator 9000 Plus!
Only $19.99
>plus $700.00 postage and handling
If you don't like it return it for a full refund.
>minus the cost of postage and handling

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 07:49:24 2014 No.6090962 >>6082468 No it doesn't. Fuck off, retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 08:07:10 2014 No.6090982 File: 3.67 MB, 600x450, 1418470931628.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078490

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 17:50:09 2014 No.6091660 >>6078570 Most under rated post in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 18:05:00 2014 No.6091680 >>6088291 >bitches love bibs

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 18:12:31 2014 No.6091693 >>6088324 I'd say 92% of us don't. However, there's that 8% that'll get subverted into buying anything gimmicky under the sun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 20:00:27 2014 No.6091864 >>6079544 >The Dangers of Acid Soda

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 20:33:55 2014 No.6091906 File: 59 KB, 380x380, 1413443115788.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6090531 >soft corn tortillas

>>	/co//ck/y fa/tg/uy Fri Dec 26 21:02:56 2014 No.6091947 >>6078505 GODDAMIT TYRONE, YOU OWE ME 11 DOLLAHS YOU NIGLET

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 21:06:45 2014 No.6091952 >>6091906 >being this gringo

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 21:27:55 2014 No.6091979 >>6083725 This one is from a youtube video called "to do list", not an infomercial.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 21:33:50 2014 No.6091990 >>6088305 this is lifehack shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 21:40:21 2014 No.6092000 >>6091979 > This is copypasta from reddit, not a real post Just shut up and enjoy the humour, smartypants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 22:32:59 2014 No.6092139 >>6078548 What is he even eating? It looks like slice of beef shank.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 22:41:47 2014 No.6092154 >>6078655 Hickock45 is best grandpa.

>>	experimenting guy Fri Dec 26 22:58:56 2014 No.6092173 >>6081156 >what eating tacos actualy feels like

>>	experimenting guy Fri Dec 26 23:00:59 2014 No.6092177 >>6084896 made my day, i love you

>>	experimenting guy Fri Dec 26 23:02:47 2014 No.6092179 >>6085756 I'd even say there are a ton of people on 4chan that are perfectly normal... except on /b/, /v/ and /r9k/, obviously.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 23:40:58 2014 No.6092232 >>6092179 Every board has it's share of weirdos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 23:47:56 2014 No.6092243 >>6079509 It looks like the girl backfisted her mom

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 00:22:40 2014 No.6092307 >>6088293 Oh shit im making a mess. I better stat tossing shit then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 00:25:32 2014 No.6092318 File: 3.08 MB, 253x145, do you realise what you've DONE.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 00:26:59 2014 No.6092319 >>6088330 How will i ever get this in there? Oh i know, ill just go get my fucking sledgehammer

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 00:44:38 2014 No.6092339 10/10 thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 00:53:15 2014 No.6092344 >>6078543 >>6079485 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 00:56:35 2014 No.6092346 >>6079552 >>6079509 good eye

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 00:58:03 2014 No.6092347 >>6083620 I kek'd

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 00:59:32 2014 No.6092349 >>6079691 i forgot about this guy last time i watched a video of his he was playing earth defense force and talking about a surgery he couldn't afford, donating to charity and not selling out on youtube. good guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 01:02:52 2014 No.6092351 >>6092349 Cr1tikal is pretty much the best person on youtube >consistently funny >does more than just vidya >donates all proceeds to charity >never facecams >never reveals personal info >faces horror games with stone-faced demeanor >really nice person

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 01:11:13 2014 No.6092356 >>6092351 plus >chillest dude on Earth

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 02:20:41 2014 No.6092468 >>6088319 Oh god I cant breath!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 02:22:24 2014 No.6092471 >>6078509 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDmcL3LBEo4

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 03:09:42 2014 No.6092546 >>6092471 Can we just have a Cr1tikal thread now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcWJcbMLSWo

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 03:12:11 2014 No.6092553 File: 56 KB, 486x431, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6086089 Just polishing the old knob

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 04:00:47 2014 No.6092619 File: 77 KB, 1135x1135, kitchenaid-pouring-splash-shield2-popup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6079522 IT'S ALMOST LIKE KITCHEN AID SOLVED THIS PROBLEM AND INCLUDES THE GUARD WITH THE LARGER MIXERS

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 04:05:52 2014 No.6092626 File: 31 KB, 404x404, Wienerschnitzel-Chili-Burgers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6080475 He obviously isn't going to take an actual spill in the shower for the $300 or so they are likely paying him.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 04:59:44 2014 No.6092676 File: 1.42 MB, 300x199, ketchup.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6088308 What am I looking at?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 06:39:40 2014 No.6092754 >>6083627 Cannot unsee

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 06:48:57 2014 No.6092758 >>6080272 you will age, your body will fail, you will hate yourself, and you will die. yw

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 06:50:34 2014 No.6092759 >>6087875 >underrated post

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 06:52:17 2014 No.6092760 File: 619 KB, 400x291, 1346161552607.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no smart mop

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 07:37:58 2014 No.6092782 >>6092676 Thunderdome but for food

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 07:42:02 2014 No.6092783 >>6092319 When all you have is a hammer...

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 08:45:24 2014 No.6092815 File: 11 KB, 226x225, 10451175_10205363429266815_8026053534554607455_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6078512 Why in the name of fuck would you even write like THAT on a small surface?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 09:20:45 2014 No.6092866 >>6092760 >Cleaning that much shit off the floor with a swiffer. If you do this, you deserve to waste money on a 'smart mop.'

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 09:24:47 2014 No.6092875 >>6088330 He has this look, knowing this is the dumbest idea under the sun and he can't believe how much he's being paid to do it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 09:35:43 2014 No.6092900 >>6079518 Bitch deserved it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 09:41:38 2014 No.6092912 >>6092758 THANKS FOR REMINDING ME i almost went a whole ten minutes without thinking of that

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 09:43:14 2014 No.6092915 File: 81 KB, 540x822, simpsons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 10:12:43 2014 No.6092944 >>6092875 You'd probably enjoy the old Mike Rowe QVC videos

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 10:14:57 2014 No.6092949 >>6085684 Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 10:17:31 2014 No.6092952 >>6088319 It's Ronnie's nightmare.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 10:20:55 2014 No.6092956 >>6092944 >Mike Rowe QVC videos Googling now.

Anonymous Sat Dec 27 10:24:43 2014 No.6092961

>>6088358
I kinda get this one. Sure, you should use an ice cream scoop, but sometimes you want to wash one less thing due to laziness so you'll just use the spoon you're gonna eat with to scoop the ice cream out. But the ice cream isn't soft enough you can scoop with the thin spoon, so it bends.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 10:30:16 2014 No.6092969 >>6085796 i can't wait to be in the old people home with all the other memesters

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 10:30:53 2014 No.6092972 >>6092944 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rChjMRfi40c

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 11:35:17 2014 No.6093057 >>6092351 >do all this minus proceeds because don't get income >been doing this for at least a decade at this point >nobody notices Seriously what am I doing wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 11:36:40 2014 No.6093058 >>6093057 you're probably missing the "consistently funny" part

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 12:16:41 2014 No.6093115 >>6092952 upvoted

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 14:24:56 2014 No.6093366 >>6092351 >>never facecams >faces horror games with stone-faced demeanor ??

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 17:00:25 2014 No.6093746 >>6093366 Probably means he doesn't squeal like a little girl like Markiplier.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 23:58:03 2014 No.6094598 File: 1.41 MB, 380x285, 7cLIt.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 02:03:54 2014 No.6094839 >>6094598 l-lewd...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 06:08:32 2014 No.6095090 File: 73 KB, 384x662, 1414854301234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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