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I like Tom Collins.
Does that say "approachable woman"?
What drink/food should I order at a bar to signal readiness for mating?

>> No.6323024

Tom Collins in March says "I have no respect for context and I'd probably wear acid wash jeans to a funeral"

If that's the kind of image you want to give off, then by all means

I'd probably suggest a glass of wine. I normally despise the ABC crowd, but in this particular case you can't afford to be misunderstood. Pick something safe in a banal sort of way, like a sancerre or a dry riesling.

Of course if you're not at that kind of bar, then anything in a cocktail glass will do fine. Vodka martini says "my uterus is gasping its last breath". Apple martini says "I'll probably give you crabs".

Get a sidecar.

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6323027

fuck off trip fag

>> No.6323028

>>6323024

giving a shit what people care about what your drinking and how it makes you perceive you says "I am a fucking manchild and/or 16"

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>>6323028
>getting mad because I answered the question

I suppose you'd order lafroog

>> No.6323034

Are you a female? Go with whiskey, learn to enjoy it. And get yourself an honest female or gay friend. If you can't get guys to want to have sex, chances are it isn't your drink choice.

>> No.6323036

>>6323034
When I see a woman drinking single malt I think "she was in a relationship with a neckbeard". Maybe that's a good thing? Or she just has low standards.

>> No.6323037

>>6323033

no because I'm not an autist from r9k

I'd probably get a gin and tonic because I like them, which is what you should use as the criteria for what you choose to drink

>> No.6323041

>>6323013
Who the fuck cares what you drink? It's normally dark in a bar and all the drinks look the same anyway.

>> No.6323044

>>6323037
>as you can see by the fact that I take the internet VERY SERIOUSLY, I am definitely not an autistic

Mmmkay

>> No.6323048

>>6323013
What a pretentious thread.

>> No.6323051

>>6323013
Sorry RoseBot, this place is not what it was. No one will remember you.
Dont drink manhattans or martinis unless you can really handle your liquor .

I once made a special email address for you but you never wrote to me ;(

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>>6323051

>> No.6323057

>>6323051
I remember her ;_;

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>>6323051
was it Rosebotlover?
i..thought it was just a joke.
I remember the glory days of 4 chan.
my email for 4chan is here, I just made it today.
perditacoffeeperkins at aol.
I will respond while drinking on Monday evening if you are funny and will talk about food and sex without shame or restraint.

>> No.6323077

>>6323051
Science has gone too far.

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>>6323013
truth is pic related

>> No.6323096

>>6323094
I used to see that in like every drinking thread, is it oldfag night on seekeigh? We just need Angie and Bossnig

>> No.6323121

>>6323013
I personally dont pay attention to what a woman is drinking unless its something I happen to like. My taste is >80IBU IPAs, Bud Light Platinum, and straight whiskey. If you drink a girly drink, you lose some respect, but it doesn't really matter.

>> No.6323136

>>6323121
> If you drink a girly drink, you lose some respect,

You ever hooked up with a guy? Just something to consider. Better to figure it out early instead of wasting your life.

>> No.6323181

>>6323013
>What drink/food should I order at a bar to signal readiness for mating?
Long Island Ice Tea or giant Margarita.
Either one says lots of alcohol which equals a drunk woman ready for sexy times.

>> No.6323682

>>6323024

>thinking a dead guy gives a fuck what you wear to his funeral

>> No.6323697

>>6323064
Here's an important question though. Are you fat?

>> No.6323712

>>6323697
You know that whole "honey glazed hamplanet" thing that's been going around? Rosebot used it to describe herself here several years ago and it just kinda took off from there.

>> No.6324998

>>6323712
as I recall , rosebot is thin and vaguely mexican

>> No.6325009

>>6323013
you are most definitely NOT ready for mating.

>> No.6325131

>>6323682
>thinking funerals are for the dead guy
You probably think couples getting married have those lavish wedding festivities because they enjoy months of planning and throwing a gorillion dollars down the toilet.

>> No.6325180

>>6324998
As I recall she's on the heavier side of chubby and pasty white. And its been YEARS since I made her post herself in a bra. But I digress.

Rose, literally any girl can get laid easily. us guys are like dogs, especially when we are drinking. I don't know what your standards are but if you just need a good dicking you can pull something average or above no matter what you drink or how you look. If your looking for a bf then find a guy you like, learn what he likes to drink and eat, and act interested and learn about it.