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New cooking video broeys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D05cLazVbj8

>> No.6338681

>>6338513
>>6338513
>>6338513

We already fucking have one.
This is why this shit keeps getting deleted.

>> No.6338696

>>6338669
his channel is linked to his linkedin which means that this video is just so people dont see him as a total disgusting lardass

that being said I love him

>> No.6339238

breddy gud video. strange seeing him so clean and buttoned up. definitely knows his way around the kitchen

>> No.6339381

>>6338669

is that his mom's kitchen or is he gayer that gays gaying?

>> No.6339719 [DELETED] 

bump..
I will not let the joey nation collapse because of some hot pocketeers doing it for free.

>> No.6339751

>>6338669
>that annoyed sigh as Joey generously adds caviar to the pizza

He seems to have a very strained relationship with his mom.

>> No.6339754

>>6338669
mod's get in here!

>> No.6339777

>>6339754
Sup Ken?

>> No.6339823

>>6339381
Pretty sure his mom filmed this. You can hear "yeah" in a raspy golem like voice at the end when hes gives the close up. I think Joey is staying with his sick mother to take care of her. What a nice guy. I bet Ken threw his mom into a nursing home, and finds a way to write off the cost on his taxes. It's obvious he hates his son. Joey is just the best!

>> No.6339836

>>6339823
>I bet Ken threw his mom into a nursing home, and finds a way to write off the cost on his taxes.
kek

>> No.6339850

his counter top was literally a piece of wood on a Cuisinart box lol

>> No.6339855

beginning of video
>Hey everyone it's Joe from... Cooking with Joey.

end of video
>This is Joe from Joey's Super Cool Food Reviews saying peace

well at least he tried

>> No.6339864

>>6339751
As much as I love Joey, it's awfully hard to have that good of a relationship with your mother when you're pushing 50 and still living at home

>> No.6339866
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6339866

>>6339855
I get the feeling he tells his mother that he makes professional reviews and cooking videos. I felt like he was holding back some of his personality. If she only knew...

>> No.6339920

>>6338681
bingo

>> No.6339923

>>6338669
JANITORS!

>> No.6340298

>>6339923
Ken pls

>> No.6340306

>>6339923
Get fucked assberger.

I like joey threads and im not alone

>> No.6340353

Anyone got a link to that creepy animated song that one anon made?

>> No.6340399

>>6340353
Look up ford and lopatin - Joey rodgersl

>> No.6340410

>>6340306
Because you're the fat fuck guy

>> No.6340426

>>6340399
asshole

>> No.6341228

>>6340410
I'm actually pretty sure based Joey has never seen any of these glorious threads which kind of makes me sad, Regardless... Long live Joey!

>> No.6341480

OK real talk:

good things:

>Joey is super pro. this is a real cook

>he's Joey

>He's super, super chill. he owns this space even when he's hunting for shit
>speedup joey is freakin awesome, good pacing

>end result is basically pro tier. eaten shit like this in many, many hotels

Bad things

>this is basically foodie shit

>camera person has the DTs

>lack of confidence in delivery at the end seriously dude you fell apart a little inside and we could all see it
>kitchen is lower middle class America shit tier

well can't be helped but Joseph I bet you are a god damned master class at work, in a real kitchen. I would love to peep at you on a work day and watch you do all the chef things, like cuss and sling shit and work fire and move that ass and yell at jose and diego

Also, HOLY K SHIT have you lost weight, fucking easily 50 lbs gone

good job you keep that UP MY MAN WOOW WOOOWOOOO

>> No.6341496

>>6341480
To be fair the person behind the camera is most likely Joey's elderly and ill mother who Joey is taking care of because he is such a good person.

>> No.6341878

Our boy Joey knows his way around a kitchen! Give me a WOO WOO WOO!

>> No.6341969
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6341969

The audacity.....

>> No.6341977

>watching ken reviews out of morbid curiosity
>He has a video where he goes to the foodbank and donates other people's money while making the entire thing about him
>latest review he bitches about not getting a receipt
God, this THING, because he's not a man, is a disgusting sack of shit.

>> No.6341989

jesus christ. I was under the impression this guy was a trailer park fatty who just makes annoying noises and vomit inducing videos like >>6339866

I'd actually have watched him earlier if more of his videos were like this

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6342028

>>6339751
>that face he makes at her

>> No.6342040

>>6339864

>50

lmao I see what you're trying to do but I think he's in his late 20s early 30s.

>> No.6342070

>dat cardboard box

shit joey, get it together

>> No.6342192

>>6339823
I'm Canadian and it fucking enrages me that Ken is using my tax dollars to eat food.
I want to kick the shit out of him.

>> No.6342195

>>6342040
He's in his 40's

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>>6339923

>cooking video
>on the cooking forums

nah, you're right, we need more college room mate horror story and alcoholic threads

deal with it, nerd

>> No.6342210

has joey lost it?

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6342235

>>6342209
>forums

>> No.6342275

Report all joey spam.
Do not follow clickbait.
Do not support Mexican immigration.

>> No.6342313

>>6338669
He should make cooking videos catered to college students, basically 90% of his audience

>> No.6342339 [DELETED] 

>>6342275
Fuck you, nigger shitbsit.

You are cancer in person. you are literally a bad person.

>> No.6342348

>>6342339
Fuck off, spammer. You are the real cancer for shitting up the board with youtube attention whore threads.

>> No.6342443

This was a very comfy video. I've never even had caviar or whatever the knockoff shit he's using there is but I'd try this pizza

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6342567

>>6342028
Joey loves his mom, anon

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6342792

>>6341969
>based Teddy Long

>> No.6342812

>>6338669
That pizza looks like shit.
Joey would get torn the fuck up on any one of those stupid cooking challenge shows.

>> No.6342841

>>6341977
Which video does he bitch about not getting a receipt? And could you timestamp when he does?
I hate this man so much I don't even want to watch the video to find it for myself.

>> No.6343034

>>6342841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN_rdghHEkc

1:01

>> No.6343044

>>6341977
Don't forget, in the food bank video he also freely admits that he is going to get a receipt and write off other peoples money on his taxes.

>> No.6343289

>>6343034
Thanks, I misread your post. I thought you meant he didn't get a receipt from the food bank not for his order of spicy chicken. Regardless, fuck Ken and his Jew ways. I hate that man so much.

Also I'm glad I'm not the only person who has noticed how he treats his son like shit. But have you seen the way his son looks now? He looks like such a hipster faggot it's not even funny. Look at this for what I mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMj0KOXT7qU

>> No.6343309

There's no way Ken isn't a huge dick when the cameras are off

>> No.6343373
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6343373

>>6343309
Yeah he has quite the ego and is the biggest attention whore I have ever seen, for a male at least. Look at this shit. I'm legit surprised MySpace isn't on there.

>> No.6343389

>>6338669
MODS
O
D
S

>> No.6344053
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6344053

He looks on the verge of tears in the thumbnail, goddamn

>> No.6344339

>>6343373
All about Ken I remember is one video where he recorded himself riding his bike for 25 minutes, and the title of his video was "1000 Calories BURNED IN 25 MINUTES!!" because he's a dumbfuck who believe his piece of shit workout device instead of using common sense.

>>6341480
Nice post.

>> No.6344359

Can someone explain /joey/ to me? I don't get it.

>> No.6344478

>>6341977
>other people's money

What do you mean? I don't know anything about him, does he pay for his meals via viewer funding/donations?

>> No.6344523

>>6344478
Retards send him money. Ken either eats with it, or donates it to a local food bank. either way he makes sure to save the receipts so he can write it off on his taxes. And because eating food on Youtube is his job he writes off everything he eats as a business expense along with all of his gas, and expensive bicycle equipment.

>> No.6344652

>>6344523
and don't forget the vacations to visit other youtubers

>> No.6344873

>>6344359
Joey is a food reviewer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1_1rPq2LA

>> No.6344882

>>6344359
Joey wears his heart on his sleeve. He's that guy who makes a big idiot of himself to make people laugh, and then goes home and is really sad. Like Robin Williams or something.

I love Joey. <3

>> No.6344930

>>6344339
God fucking dammit I remember that. I'm a long distance cyclist like half centuries and centuries every month and you only burn in the 1000's after 25 miles or so and that's still iffy. He bought a newer one and guess what WE WE'RE RIGHT but instead of apologizing for being a dense cunt he just passively dismissed it.

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6345233

>>6344882
>like Robin Williams or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n1nJ_JdrTo&t=267

>> No.6345237

>>6344882
> Like Robin Williams

That makes me sad Anon, I never thought about it before, but he probably did try to hang himself but broke the rope. That's a level of depression is hard to attain, much less understand.

>> No.6345361

>>6344873
That is the greatest video ever by anyone in the history of youtube. Long live Joey!

>> No.6345598

>>6338669

I am astounded. Amazed, actually.

>> No.6345870

>>6344339
That would explain why he is a fat fuck. He went to the heart attack grill and stood on the weighing station and it was over 220lbs. He can't be over 6 ft, so he is definitely fat.

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>>6344873
Damn, that really was Joey at the height of his powers.
>all those plebs in the comments
>that like/dislike ratio
>batshit food combinations
>enthusiastic "I'M BYYYEAAAAAAAAAAK"
>Joey literally brought to orgasm by the food
>the excessive "WOOS"
>MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY
>lechuga
We'll never get this Joey back, will we gyang? Why did the plebs have to ruin something so beautiful? ;_;

>> No.6346091

Lol searching around the 'tube just found this beauty...

https://youtu.be/MENDYDlBPn8

>> No.6346162

>>6346091
hi sadepiify

>> No.6346165

>>6346091
It's the second video when you search joeysworldtour in YouTube. I don't mind u advertising ur vid tho Sade coz they are funny

>> No.6346305
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6346305

I know it's been pointed out before but Ken's intro is "Just for you, and just for you" but Ken never does anything for anyone but himself. Is Ken referring to himself? Is Ken actually Bane?

>> No.6346424

>>6346305
He's a big guy.

>> No.6346430

>>6346026

imagine walking through the parking lot and seeing him in the middle of filming this

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6347039

>>6341969
>$up Ken? I know you're excited around this time of year.

>> No.6347064

I think this is the best Joey video. He seems genuinely happy and starts singing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JyI4HCbpFU

>> No.6347355

>>6347064
>buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks
>i dont care if i never get back
> let- uh

kek

>> No.6347402

>>6339238
he used to own his own catering business i think and also had a renowned food blog or something

>> No.6347541
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6347541

What are some of Joey's underrated reviews

My vote is for his Pizza Hut's Crazy Cheesy Crust pizza review.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFlzcumOTQQ
It has everything you ever could want from one of his reviews

>Joey will never do reviews again where he just has an orgasm and rates it

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6347573

New review, Broeys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOvjI-19iZE

Has Joey lost it?

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6347588

>>6347573
>lost it

m8 he never had "it" in the first place

>> No.6347596

>>6347064
>you will never be this happy over a Wendy's burger

>> No.6347631

>>6346305
Fucking kek

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6347773

>>6347573
>tfw joey stares right into your soul

>> No.6347786

>>6347573
>Has Joey lost it?

Every week you haters ask that question, and Joey just keeps on keeping on. You can't hold back his potential.

>> No.6347790

>>6338669
sage

>> No.6347795

>>6347773

His eyes are a really interesting color. Sometimes they are really green, sometimes really hazel. Sometimes a trippy mix

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>>6347773

>> No.6347946

>>6338669
He didn't get enough attention as a child and if anything it was bullying from his peers. Sucks to be Joey.

>> No.6347992

>>6347573
>370 calories

oh shit the nutri info, that is actually a healthy mid day meal, he's keeping on the lean and mean truck

GOOD FOR YOU JOJOJOJOJOJOJOJO WOOWOOO

>> No.6348001

>>6347541
>>6347573

god fucking damn, look at the difference in his fatness

hamplanet losing orbit you guys, this is fucking awesome, this is a fat life on the way fucking out and that is so beautiful to see omg

>we love you joey

>> No.6348551

Bump for our lord and savior joey

>> No.6348567

>>6338669
Is he a fucking midget? Or is that the highest bench and oven ever made? That cunt must be 5"7 at the tallest.

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>>6348567
Mexicans aren't known for being tall, faggot.

>> No.6349019

>>6340353
https://youtu.be/94nc69QMuEs

>> No.6349035
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6349035

>Joey is in his 40's and still lives with his mother
Are all Americans like this

>> No.6349049

>>6349035
yes, literally every single american man is like this

you guessed it right and are the only person to have ever figured this out, we all live with our mothers and make food youtube videos

>> No.6349054

>>6349049
Good, I'll write my sociology thesis on this.

>> No.6349060

>>6349035
Nursing homes are expensive and insurance only covers the shitty ones where the employees beat the residents. I wouldn't want my ailing mother or father living in one of those.

>> No.6349132

>>6347573
>that camera spit at 3:59

Anyone remember when he opened a packet of sauce and it splatter on his chin without him noticing? Stuff like that keeps me watching.

>> No.6349148

>>6344523
How do you guys know this?

>> No.6349151

>>6338669
wtf is with the binaural subliminal sine tone shit playign in the background? its like a hypnosis video, gtfo

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6349239

>>6347573
>it's earthy
>earthy

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.6349255

>>6349132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX5OIAb4d8g&t=118

I remember all the food people got upset because Joey didn't know what blackened ranch sauce was too. He probably did know and just forgot.

>> No.6349260

Does he claim he's a chef? Because I thought he was just a caterer.

>> No.6349267

>>6349239
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
knock it off with that stupid, unfunny shit.

>> No.6349285

>>6349151
>he doesn't use Joey for his ASMR fix.

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>>6338669
Anyone else notice how little eye contact he makes with the camera? His relationship with his mom is definitely strained.

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>>6342792
>Tfw no qt chocolate meido

>> No.6349307

>>6349267
you dont like epic memes?

>> No.6349308

>>6349035
Technically, his mom lives with him I do believe.

There's a big difference.

>> No.6349317
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6349317

Nah, if you go back to the video where he brags about killing owls or something the kitchen is different I think.

He moved in with his mom

>> No.6349323

>>6349317
>taking a break from his landscaping job to film himself in the homeowners house eating taco bell

>> No.6349340

>>6349148
Because it's fucking obvious, he even admits writing off other peoples money on his taxes in at least 1 video.

>> No.6349378

>>6338669
For someone who is clearly trying to become a Food Network personality, he isn't doing a very good job as selling himself as a chef. At no point does he mention the amount of ingredients used. It's "some" or "a little" or "add the" in relation to whatever he's doing

>> No.6349428

>>6349378
He doesn't need to. Culinary titans like Joey use their judgement and work on the fly. He's making these cooking videos for patricians, not lowly plebs who need exact measurements spelled out for them.

>> No.6349499

>>6349340
>>6344523
Who cares tbh? Fuck the government taking all the money they do.

>> No.6349511

>>6349499
>tax fraud is cool
You're retarded.

>> No.6349514

>>6349511
Taxation is theft, anon. Committing fraud against thieves isn't exactly the worst thing in the world.

#FreeKenDomik

>> No.6349542

>>6349514
While I agree with your statement on taxation being theft, Ken is still a piece of shit.
#FuckKen
#JOEYNATION

>> No.6349587

How do we know it's his mother?

>> No.6349620

>>6349587
old lady hacking in the background during his food mashup video
https://youtu.be/J7Q5VocpkOM?t=7m35s

>> No.6349722

>>6349620
>That eyeroll at 7:46

Oh man...

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>>6349378
Joey is an artist

>> No.6350609

>>6344873
watching this after his pork spare ribs and his wannabe chef cooking video.... god what happened... how the mighty have fallen..

>> No.6350668

>>6350609
LadyTrayce and Ken told him to tone it down. They pretend to be his friends but are actually trying to ruin his channel from the inside out, just so Ken can run his competition out of town. It's really petty and sad, but us true Broeys are still fighting the good fight. #AuditKenDomik

>> No.6350695

Is Joey conscious of these threads?

>> No.6350703

Despite the shitposting and kencucks, I'm actually really feeling cozy that this thread is here and you guys are all posting ITT

>and girls
>grils love Joey
>scientific fact
>because he's a huge queen
>sorry not huge like fat
>he is fat
>but not making fun of him for it
>we all love joey

>> No.6350717

>>6350695
He knows about us. I'm not sure if he has ever actually seen the comments in these threads outside of the Christmas and New Years cards we sent him. Can someone post those please? I can't find them on YT.

>> No.6350731

>>6346430
i think about this everytime i watch monkey style. classic vid.

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>>6347064
he truly reminds me of bubble bass when he says pickle in this video.

>> No.6350744

I feel like I'm the only non-autistic person in this board. I don't know how shit your life must be to enjoy watching fat pieces of shit such as joey and chris chan on a daily basis.

>> No.6350791

CALLING ALL BROEYS

Next mission:

TENDIES COOKING VIDEO.

Try to make him mention as many maymays as possible?

>> No.6350813

>>6350744
Holy shit! Thank you for that comment! I just realized Chris Chan and Ken both hate pickles. Is that a symptom of autism? Ken and Chris have a lot in common, they both leech of off the government, they both have huge egos, they both lie and try to hide obvious truths, they both use internet fame to screw others over... Does Ken have the tism?

>> No.6350818

>>6347573
Do you think that Joey goes and orders food from another place after he's done reviewing?

>> No.6350824

>>6350791
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qVCabIfA8y0

Joey is above that type of juvenile bullshit.

>> No.6350828

>>6349620
I just realized that Joey does his videos in his car so that people can't hear his mom coughing.

>> No.6351030

>>6350744

you're actually the autistic person if you think people actually like this guy and cheer him on.

everyone is just watching this guy kill himself because it reminds us how good we have it, and we feel better about ourselves.

>> No.6351199

>>6351030
Fuck off Ken! We love Joey here. Get over it.

>> No.6351230

>>6346026
One day anon...
One day joey will be freed from the clutch of the evil ladytrayce.
One day we will get our old pal joey back.
And when it happens it will be glorious.

>> No.6351353

>>6350791
epic

>> No.6351836

>>6350818
He goes home and cooks dinner for his elderly mother, washes her hair and gets her ready for bed. Joey's a saint.

>> No.6351937

I involuntarily wobble my head when I watch Joey.

Like I'm trying to figure out if I should laugh AT him, or with also feel a bit sorry for the poor bastard.

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>> No.6352436

>>6351987
>no call of duty poster

>> No.6352462

>>6351987
this. why are the janitors so fucking slow ?

>> No.6352482

>>6352462
Didn't you get the news? Free advertising and youtube spam are allowed on /ck/ now. Deal with it, nerd.

>> No.6352567

>>6351987
>>6352462
>>6352482
>It's ok when reviewbrah does it

LadyTrace pls

>> No.6352590

>>6352482
>threads that have been a part of /ck/ culture for months are advertising
Yeah so I guess fantano threads on /mu/ and scooby threads on /fit/ should be banned to huh? What about tinychat threads on /soc/ or stream threads on /sp/?
That no advertising rule is so stupid and selectively enforced. I wish I could have discussed it with moot before he left.

>> No.6352638

it really pisses me off that he wears a chef's jacket

>> No.6352652

>>6352638
He graduated with a culinary arts degree, he's earned the jacket.

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>>6352652
you cant be fucking serious

>> No.6352662

>>6352656
I am. He's been a sous chef, a pasty chef, and now a personal chef that also runs a catering company. What have you done with yourself?

>> No.6352669

>>6352638

Why? He's an actual chef IRL, that's probably from his job.

>>6352482
>>6352462
>>6351987

Fuck you right in the barnhole. Joey threads have been going up for a solid year and he posted in a few of them, got warned off for nospam/advertising and he respected the rules.

these aren't spam thread, we like them and you have a big fucking "HIDE THIS THREAD" button right at the top of the page if you don't like it

GTFO

>> No.6352670

>>6352662
I'm an actual chef who can actually cook. This fat slob cannot.

>> No.6352671

>>6352652

>pasty chef

he's Hispanic bruh. not pasty at all

>> No.6352697

>>6352652
>>6352662
>>6352670
>yfw joey is actually a well liked 5 star chef and has to resort to making a fool of himself on youtube because food industry workers make shit for pay

>> No.6353099
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Is Joey all about that bass?

>> No.6353371

>>6352669
Has Joey actually really started any /joey/ generals?
That'd be pretty fucked up

>> No.6353456

>>6353371
No. I don't think he's ever even been here. There have been posers claiming to be him but they are obviously fake.

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>>6353099
Can some kind anon shop joeys face on to this gif?

>> No.6353488

>>6353482
Sorry apparently my phone doesn't post .gifs

>> No.6353532

>>6353371

pretty sure he never started any but he did post in a few and shouted out on youtube about it.

however, thats a no no so I think he got warned

>> No.6353546

>>6353488
IPhone?

>> No.6353575

>>6353546
Yup.

>> No.6353617

>>6353575
For how expensive those things are they sure do have a lot of limitations

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>>6349035
Besides Scandinavia and France, the average European stays til 30s

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>>6338669
>That apartment kitchen

>> No.6353810

Konichiwa Broeys!
New review!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3_ZtnEe8E0

I don't know how much longer I can do this shit. Can

>> No.6353840

>>6353810
>I'm not bilateral
Holy shit
also THAT FUCKING MUSIC

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>>6353810
That started out slow and got better as it went along

Bravo Joey

>> No.6353848

>>6353810
>not even listed on his channel yet
Joey is that you?

>> No.6353859

>>6353848
Nope, just a lucky Broey who happened to check his channel at the right time, and unluckily hit submit too early.

>> No.6353952

>>6353810
Nice review. Wouldn't mind trying some of this stuff.

>> No.6354040

>>6353810
He comes off extremely slow in this video. I could understand people thinking he has a disability

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>>6353810

these "I'm Beyack" sound so forced

he's not the same anymore

>> No.6354268

>>6353810
Woooooi

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>>6353810
>THE FUCKING MUSIC
"Ramoon"
>"bilateral"
Holy shit, I'm crying. Bravo Joey, 10/10.

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>>6353810

>> No.6354318

>>6353810
>over three fucking minutes and he can't figure it out
>"is the marble carbonated"
I forgot that Joey is legally retarded

>> No.6354520

>>6353810
>the music gradually gets louder throughout the video
I'm convinced joey is not retarded but actually a really subtle troll.

>> No.6354656

>>6353617
They can't play webms either lol

>> No.6354683

>>6354053
Newfag. It's been forced for the past 6 months.

>> No.6354943

Is Joey just giving us one good review a week now

The monday video for this week sucked, last week every one sucked but there was a cooking video, the week before that was the wienerschnitzel review

>> No.6354947

>>6354943
I don't think he's on team daym anymore so he's not required to give a review every monday, wednesday, friday uhh

>> No.6354952

>>6354947
He's meeting Daym in May so now wouldn't be a good time to drop him, Joey would beat the shit out of him.
And Monday, Wednesday, Friday thing is a commitment to his susscribers, not Daym.

>> No.6354961

>>6354520
You watched the rice crispie cake vidya and you couldnt figure that out?

Man is a master class in troll>>6354520

>> No.6354966

>>6344882
That was a really sweet post, I hope joey chooses you as his mating partner

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>>6344053
Compare that to his banana fosters video just a month and a half ago

Are we approaching the end?

>> No.6355070

>>6353810
Holy Shit! I thought that was great. The way he was legitimately amazed with the marble and kept shaking the bottle around with a look of joyous wonderment on his face, like a toddler with a new set of plastic keys. My fucking sides!

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She's at it again. Fucking bitch. Go get her gyang.

>> No.6355364

>>6355276
Hello darkness my old friend
http://a.pomf.se/teohdv.webm

>> No.6355439

>>6353810
I think we're slowly getting the old Joey back, Broeys! Aside from the forced "I'm BYAAAAACK" this has probably been his best non-challenge video in a while.

>> No.6355465

>>6355439
Kadunks?

>> No.6355494

>>6355360
joeyflipsthebird.jpg

>> No.6356011

>>6354991
Looks like a pose from Hells Kitchen or some cooking show kek

>> No.6356068

>>6347992
Lol not even counting the rice. It's more like 650 kcals.

>> No.6356115

I want another vlog like that fishing town pier he went too. That was so comfy. Also spawned that pic that makes me laugh everyone with his doppelgänger.

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>>6355364
Fucking kekd are you the guy that makes those smash cut edits of joeys videos on YouTube?

>> No.6356456

>>6356444

what videos??? link??

>> No.6356491

>>6356456
Joey'sWorldTour and the Monumental Monkey Style: https://youtu.be/JSbA8A7lrg4

>> No.6356494

>>6356491

already found it you slow fuck

>> No.6356541
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>tfw on diet
>tfw eat vicariously though Joey and the like
Does anyone else do this?

>> No.6356562

>>6356541
>and the like
>not watching joey exclusively
>supporting ken and the like

Get out!

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>>6356562
>implying I'd ever watch Ken "receipt savin' tax evadin'" Domick
If he wasn't Joey's best friend, I'd flag all of his videos for promoting terrorism.

>> No.6356619

Would it be great to try to get Joey to apply for Hell's Kitchen?

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>>6356619
I don't know if Joey could take the constant Ramsay abuse. Might cause him to relapse on his diet.

>> No.6356641

>>6356619
It would be like watching Raj from Hells Kitchen. Anyone else remember Raj?

>> No.6356653

>>6356631
Joey would look him dead in the eye and shout WOOOWOOOWOOO! At him until Gordon backed the fuck off.

>> No.6356667

>>6352670
>I'm an actual chef who can actually cook. This fat slob cannot.

Cool story bro but Joey said he's been a fine dining chef for years.

I'm guessing we don't even know the true extent of his power level. At 1:45-ish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxtDfLVEyKk

>> No.6356708

>>6342192

Ken is such a faggot. He literally wears a fedora. He eats disgusting shit multiple times a week. I bet his wife is cheating on him.

>> No.6356745

>>6354520
It's downright artistic.

>> No.6356763

>>6356708
I bet Ken is fully aware of his wifes adultery and is ok with it as long as she brings him the receipts for the meals that she has with her lover and the condoms they use.

>> No.6356770

>>6356763

Wouldn't surprise me, the dude just seems like a total cuck.

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best fast food reviews:
tacobell reviews
pizza
mcdonalds
y/n?

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>>6356770
The only reason Ken has a family is for tax credits. I wonder what kind of scams he was running before youtube click money became a thing. This is a middle aged man taking more "selfies" than a 14 year old girl while stuffing his face with fast food. His narcissism knows no bounds. It's obvious he hates his son. #AuditKenDomik

>> No.6356886

>>6356838
I posted this further up:

"Also I'm glad I'm not the only person who has noticed how he treats his son like shit. But have you seen the way his son looks now? He looks like such a hipster faggot it's not even funny. Look at this for what I mean:"

https://wwwyoutube.com/watch?v=dMj0KOXT7qU

He and his douche bag son are shit.

>> No.6356904

>>6356886
Treats his son like shit? Examples?

>> No.6356944

>>6356886
Lol, did you see his son's channel? He is just another loser recording himself playing Minecraft, Ken shoved himself into his own son's channel to steal his thunder, then started his own Minecraft side channel. The more I research Ken the more amazing it is just how far he will go to get that sweet, sweet free internet / tax money. inb4 he starts a Patreon.

>> No.6356947

>>6356904
He has a video where I think it was 5 guys? He did a hot dog review I believe and his son kept trying to talk and Ken would interrupt him and basically say STFU. You could also see the look of disgust on his face when ever his son opened his mouth. It was "ruining his vibe" or whatever. I'll try and find it for you.

>> No.6356958

>>6356838
>>6356886
>>6356904
>>6356944

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaHjaqhpcMc

I think this is it. I have my headphones plugged in my phone right now so i can't hear, but I'm pretty sure it's this one.

>>6356944
LOL! no I didn't know his son had one? And could you link to where this fuck invaded his son's videos? I'd love to have more fuel for my hatred of him.

>> No.6356964

>>6356947
>>6356958
Cheers m9

>> No.6356989

>>6356964
No problem. If you can stomach through the whole video, just look to pick up clues as Ken get's pissed off with him.

>>6356944
I'm hoping you are still here and can help me out with where he invaded his son's channel!

I have to say, I felt bad for Ben when I first saw how Ken treated him, but just looking at his appearance now I no longer have any sympathy for his bitch ass.

>> No.6357010

>>6356989
I got you broey.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lv5sR3m9wQ

>> No.6357031

>>6357010
Thanks for looking out my broey. WHERE THE FUCK DO I START?

Close to 8k susscribers?????
Ben talking in a fake accent.
Playing Minecraft with his write-off father.
Being such a bitch that he let his father do this to also write off.
Who taught this bitch how to count down from 3? Took that mother fucker 30 seconds to count down from 3.
He types at a speed my own father would be ashamed of (he's 63 but actually very welled versed in computers just can't type, he's a cool dude though)
End of this post, I'm sure I'll have more to say shortly. If I can manage my way through this awful video.

>> No.6357039

>>6357031
Also, because he decided to count in French in this video for some reason, I figured I'd share a joke my dad's father shared with him.

Why did the French family's cats not survive the trip across the frozen lake?

Un, deux, trois, "cat", "sank"

Obviously this joke only works if you're not a purist french speaker, but to me it's pretty funny. And the words in quotes are obviously the phonetic way we hear them.

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>>6349019

what the fuck did i just watch

>> No.6357047

>>6356958
>TWO expensive ass go-pros

bet he wrote those off too

>> No.6357050

LadtrAyce commented on my shit. Get her

>> No.6357059

>>6357041
The next Frozen tier money making machine. Expect Joey's World Tour merchandise all over your local Target this holiday season. WooWooWoo!!

>> No.6357064

>>6356641
Yea it's on YouTube

>> No.6357080

>>6357047
I am 100% sure he did. I'm also pretty sure he bought 2 new cars and wrote those off as well, considering reviewing fast food in his cars is his "business". The man is a criminal. I wouldn't be surprised if he also wrote off those little bottled waters they give you in the dealership on his taxes.

>> No.6357118

>>6357031
Did you make it to the end yet anon? Spoiler alert! Ken murders his own son in game. He won't even let his son win on his channel. Ken is literary the worst person ever. Hitler would even look at Ken and say to himself "what a piece of shit."

>> No.6357898

>>6356958
"Make sure you thumbs up a lot because I wanna go to Burger King this week".

Wtf lol

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Reviewing a "$250 Donation to a Food Bank"

Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck this guy.

>> No.6358100

>>6358075
I thought Daym was an annoying cunt but this guy is so much worse. It's like he wrote the book on being a fucking faggot.

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>>6356115

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>>6358102

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>>6358102
and that makes bingo gyang

>> No.6358148

>>6358141
No Teddy Long and the boys down at the shelter?

>> No.6358169

>>6338669
Daily reminder that Joey is the cancer that is killing /ck/

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>>6358169

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>>6358181

>> No.6358956

>>6358949
We're these guys actually in the same vehicle together?

>> No.6358958

>>6358956
unfortunately yes.

>> No.6358966

>>6358075
>collects donations from viewers
>donates to food bank and gets tax receipt for himself
What a douchey jew bastard

>> No.6358994

>>6358966
He can't keep getting away with it. #AuditKenDomik

>> No.6359000

>>6358958
>>6358956

WAIT WTF...that's like putting batman and superman in the same comic.

>> No.6359015

>>6359000
More like putting Mother Teresa and Bernie Madoff in the same car.

>> No.6359031

>>6358956
>>6359000

You didn't know of this? You are not true broeys. Come back when you are.

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>>6359000
>>6358956
Educate yourselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhOk2oqQyC0&t=543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsBFaRD-J24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRECfjh6-e4

>>6359031
Be nice, we need more Broeys

>> No.6359159

>>6359154
I'm surprised some weird reverse-mitosis didn't happen and they combined into one mammoth food reviewer.

>> No.6359165

>>6359159
Would that have meant Ken could write off Joey as an independent? Only reason he keeps his son around for obvious reasons.

>> No.6359169

>>6359154
Joey knows that Ken is a necessary evil for his climb to the top. He constantly demeans himself and is the butt of jokes, but he has the endgame in sight and with every guest appearance on some asshole's food review site, every hurtful comment he reads, every post on /ck/, Joeymania grows. Soon the networks will come calling. Then his own cookbook and line of utensils.
Joeydynasty 2016- infinity

>> No.6359174

>>6359169
This
If Joey doesn't review Giada De Laurentiis' asshole within 5 years I'll eat my hat

>> No.6359201

>>6353810

These two little girls do a more professional review than what Joey can deliver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpVb51dT7w

>> No.6359256

>>6359201
Gtfo fucking pedophile

>> No.6359296

>>6359256
The jokes on you, shamefag. That was adorable.

>> No.6359302

>>6359256
>>6359296

he's right anon. it was pretty cute

>> No.6359319

>>6359302
The one on the left's reaction to the strawberry soda was really fucking cute. It's like she was caught off guard by how good she thought it was.

>> No.6359392

This dish looks easy to make.

>> No.6359436

>>6359201

lol 4:30 the one on the left loses it.

>> No.6359445

>>6355364
>1974-Burger

>> No.6359466

>>6356886
Ken genuinely makes me fucking sick. Like, I feel like I'm going to gag when I watch him or read posts about him. What a piece of fucking human trash, jesus christ. I think all fat people should be killed, but I'd rather have 500 joeys if it meant one less ken in the world.

>> No.6359467

>>6359169
>Joey knows that Ken is a necessary evil for his climb to the top

It's actually the opposite Ken is using every other food reviewer he can find as a way to spread his virus of a channel. His entire "west coast food tour" was nothing more than him trying to leech off of others and get more subs. Making himself as some kind of special atracction on others channels. Ken played them all like a damn fiddle. Then wrote every bit of it off on his taxes. Plane tickets, hotel stays, rental cars, gas, the food they reviewed, hell he probably went as far as to ask the people he was reviewing with for their receipts as well, so he could write off their meals on his taxes. Joey was just one of the helpless victims in a major tax scam. He did a video with Daym talking about VidCon and meeting up with him and doing a collaboration video with no mention of our boy Joey who is also going to be there.

>> No.6359470

>>6359466
I don't get this "Ken is Hitler" meme.

>> No.6359471

Who /happymansnacks/ here?

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>>6359466
How can you not love Ken?
His son clearly does

>> No.6359490

>>6359484
What the fuck?

Why does he have so many social media accounts? I don't even know what some of these are.

iTunes is social media now?

>> No.6359500
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The first WOO always has 4 O's and three !'s. The second WOO varies. What does it mean?

>> No.6359503

>>6359484
Is this a screencap from the video i posted before??? I can't watch this horrible excuse of a person so I don't know if it came from that video.

>> No.6359527

>>6359503
That was from his Cadbury creme egg McFlurry review
>>6359490
Ken is an attention whore and it appears he's had some things songified and put on the iTunes store

>> No.6359529

>>6359201
God I hate these stupid cunts, they're as bad as ken

>> No.6359530

>>6359529
yeah, at least joey can open the sodas by himself

>> No.6359552

>>6359503
Skip to end of the video and watch the outtakes. His poor son says he's going to be late for work an Ken laughs at him and rolls his eyes at the thought of having a job. I legitimately feel bad for his son. It's like he wants to make it on his own but can't as long as Ken can claim him on his taxes.

>> No.6359554

>>6359500
he probably... fatfingered the keyboard


YEEAAHHHH

>> No.6359600
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New review Broeys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2FeesQLqzc
M-maybe he'll finally string together multiple good reviews

>> No.6359605

>>6359552
Which video??? The one I posted or the Cadbury eggs???

>> No.6359611

>>6359600
Holy shit, this is like pre #killjoey pre-diet Joey

Don't sleep on this fairweather Broeys

>> No.6359615

>>6359552
>>6359605

Nvm I'm dumb, I found it. He totally did an eyeroll and disregarded his son. Fuck this piece of shit to hell and back.

>> No.6359623

>>6359600
This new vid really swings! WOOOWOOWOO!!

>> No.6359638

>>6359600
HE ADDED IN FART SOUND EFFECTS AT THE END!

JOEY IS KING. JOEY IS BYAAAACKKKKK!!!!

Fuck you LadyTrayce. I can't wait for her fat fucking face to pop up in the comments and try to demean Joey for doing that.

"Joey the review was very good until you did those disgusting sound effects. I'm disappointed Joey, i thought your channel was going in a more positive direction."

Eat a dick bitch.

>> No.6359645

>>6359638
I had paused it right before the end... WE GOT A "GOOD VITTLES"

Holy fuck my day has been made gyang!

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>> No.6359685

>>6359600
>good vittles
>several woooos
>aint playing no fooseball boy
>gave it a 10/10
Holy shit gang has joey come back around?

>> No.6359689

>>6359600
he looks healthy

>> No.6359715
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Watching Joey at 2x speed is truly wonderful.

Dem rapidfire chipmunk-esque WOOWOOWOOS

>> No.6359754

>>6357039
pas drole

>> No.6359890

>>6359638
I think we're getting him byack fellow broey. He is throwing around a bunch of Woo! Wooos! and doing his best to acknowledge us in the comments. Broeys for life! Get in here Albert Bill. We need to wage an all out war on LadyTrayce when she inevitably shows up and starts bitching about Joey being Joey.

>> No.6359892

>>6359890
more cooking vids and more cool joey is inevitable so count your blessings, his final form is evolving and you won't like it, wootard

>> No.6359927

>>6359892
Jokes on you Trayce. We love his cooking videos here.

>> No.6360063

>>6359890

When will you idiots learn that LadyTrayce is to Joey like Lady Macbeth is to Macbeth?

Put out the fire and the kettle grows cold.

The real enemies are:
>KBD
>Dayum
>Reviewbrah

Let's call a truce?

>> No.6360070

>>6360063
>reviewbrah
>more of a threat than ladytrayce
nah get the fuck out you stupid nigger

>> No.6360084

>>6359466

Me too. I also fucking despise how he just comments stupid shit on other youtubers videos just to self promote his channel.

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>>6359600
>El Diablo is Japanese for Angel
god damn it Joey there isn't even an L in Japanese

Damn this review swings.

>> No.6360175

>>6359600
Good vid, Joey inspired me to try out that burger later today. I liked the last Carl's Jr Meme Burger of the Month (Texas BBQ burger). I remember that burger also made Joey woo' up a storm.

>> No.6360568

>>6359154
Ken only fucking did this because he saw the love and hate Joey was getting at the time. He's a fucking corporate tax dodging cunt.

>> No.6360663

What did Ken do for work before stuffing his face in his car and berating his son on camera became his full time job?

>> No.6360672

>>6360663
Auditor

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Joey is love. Joey is life.

>> No.6361069

>>6349303
>>Tfw no qt chocolate meido

You could probably have one if you weren't the kind of faggot who watches anime.

>> No.6361322

>>6359669
How do you make these???

>> No.6361372
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>>6361322
I don't make 'em, Broe
I get them from the Joeys World Tour Fandom page on Facebook

>> No.6361515
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>> No.6361645

New thread when

>> No.6361908

>>6361515
Wow it's just like >>6358102

>> No.6361974

>>6361908
How so?

>> No.6361980

>>6361974
Because Ken is a sack of shit.

>> No.6362001

>>6361980
I meant why is like the pic of Joey you quoted? I don't get it.

>> No.6362045

>>6362001
Are you tarded? There are 2 Joeys in one picture. and 2 sacks of shit in the other picture. I'm saying I cant tell the difference between Ken and a sack of shit.

>> No.6362051

>>6362045
Oh ok. Yeah I wasn't piecing that together

>> No.6362055

>>6362001
That's a pic of Joey and his doppelganger
This is a pic of Ken and his doppelganger >>6361515

>> No.6362064

>>6361515
I'm seein' double, four bags of shit!!