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what are your guilty pleasures, /ck/?

>> No.6453559

>>6453527
cum

>> No.6453583
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>> No.6453585

Saltines and cheap cheddar.

>> No.6453604
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Convenience store pickled sausages.

>> No.6453611

>>6453527
Haven't done this in about 5 years, but I used to just eat a container of pillsberry vanilla icing with a teaspoon in one sitting.

Suprised I don't have the diabetus.

>> No.6453612

>>6453527
Butter basting while frying meat.

Olive tapanade.

Bearnaise.

Popcorn.

55% semi-dark chocolate.

Confit de Canard sandwich.

Fentimans Cola.

Bourbon.

White Russians.

Scones.

Cinnamon Rolls.

>> No.6453626

>>6453583
Tastes like coke that someone dropped a cigarette butt in. Disgusting.

>> No.6453636

>>6453527
semen

>> No.6453637

>>6453626
I always thought it was akin to Flintstones vitamins.

>> No.6453667

>>6453527
eating toast upside down so the butter touches the tongue first

>> No.6453680

Kraft cheese on white bread

>> No.6453686

>>6453637

holy shit. i always thought monster was gross but the flavor sparked some deep memory of something and i could absolutely NEVER identify it

it's flintstone vitamins. that is what monster tastes like, thank you anon

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I'd eat that whole box if I wasn't paying attention

>> No.6453715

Being guiltless.

>> No.6453728

cold beer in the shower if I've had a long day at work. I've also enjoyed lemon popcicles in the shower.
eating spoonfuls of peanut butter out of the jar.
I would also call cup of noodles a guilty pleasure, I find the sodium impossible to resist and if I see it, I buy one. It's so, so bad for me but tastes so good

>> No.6453731

I can easily smash an entire bag of chips if i'm left alone in a room with it and no one would know what I've done.

>> No.6453806

Touching my food to my chin before each bite.

>> No.6453816

>>6453806
that's not pleasure that's autism

>> No.6453906

>>6453816
it's ocd you fucking fagwhore

>> No.6453923

>>6453728
>cold beer in the shower
that's a good one

>> No.6453932

Jizz

>> No.6453938
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6453938

this is a really weird one: when I shit, I turn on the shower to hottest setting. once the bathroom is really steamy and super hot, I like to drink cold drinks on the toilet

>mfw

>> No.6453957

>>6453559
>>6453636
>>6453932
I want gays to leave

>> No.6453970

>>6453938
this seems like a lot of trouble for everytime you shit anon

>> No.6453980
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Fruit snacks, especially opaque fruit snacks.

>> No.6453992

>>6453527
I like to have a beer with breakfast.

Those disgusting "cheese product" and sausage snacks.

Cheetos in general

Chips and queso

>> No.6453998

Order ranch cup with my cheeseburgers at McDicks and dunk it in

>> No.6454181

>>6453527
Anything that i bake,I love baking but i try to not go overboard.

>> No.6454274

>>6453938
That sounds really nice actually, I'm thinking of trying this tonight.

>> No.6454294

>>6453938
somewhat related: i turn the shower on to the hottest setting a few minutes before i have a shit, because heat seems to make me need to shit and/or fart so this seems to make me do a more complete shit

>> No.6454305

>>6453957
>Implying
You don't like semen? What are you gay?

>> No.6454329

>>6453938
One of the best ways to relax
>put beer in the freezer for 10 minutes before shower
>put shower on hottest setting I can stand and increase if/when I get used to it
>sip ice cold beer in incredibly hot shower
Never fails to help me unwind after a shit shift at work.

>> No.6454335

>>6454305
I hate it, it's disgusting. It taste like really salty snot and the texture makes me gag. If they are serious then that's fucking disgusting.

>> No.6454342

>>6454329
That's what a sauna is for. Sounds like you could use one.

>> No.6454346 [DELETED] 

>>6454329
showerbeer masterrace

>> No.6454347
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>>6453728
>cold beer in the shower
yep
>>6453992
>a beer with breakfast
yep

Other guilty pleasures:
Mackerel in mustard sauce straight out of the can
Olives straight out of the jar with a fork
Cheap coffee liqueur and milk over ice (poor man's white russian)
Fried bacon on a plate with nothing else
Salami/Peperoni/Chorizo straight out of the pack
Eating/drinking in bed (chocolate biscuits, all of the above)
Reheated canned soup with a bunch of spicy stuff thrown in (chopped jalapenos, chili powder, black pepper)

>> No.6454359

>take perfectly good whole chips
>rain dance on the bag while blasting techno
>scoop french onion dip into bowl
>add cruched chips
>grab spoon
>eat like cereal

>> No.6454366

I was acquitted.

>> No.6454381

If you are guilty of eating something then you are doing it far to wrong. Eating is an art form and you should be proud of anything you eat. If you feel guilty from it then it is not real food and is the same exact thing as eating garbage. I would never bring myself so low to feel "guilt" from eating something that should mean a lot to me and keeps my body running.

>> No.6454421

>>6454381

>fat people logic

>> No.6454472

>>6454381
You understand what a guilty pleasure is don't you? Even if you don't feel "guilt" exactly, there's still a spectrum for everyone.

You'd feel justifiably proud if you made a great, healthy chicken salad or slow cooked something to perfection for your family/friends. More proud than you would be for eating chocolate biscuits in bed or eating spoonfuls of peanut butter out of the jar.

A guilty pleasure is just something at the "guilty" end of that spectrum, it's not necessarily "garbage."

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>>6453816
>>6453806

>> No.6455166

>>6453806
Grow a beard

>> No.6455169

>>6454472
>there's still a spectrum for everyone.

No, not necessarily. Some people have enough self-control not to go pig out on biscuits in bed, and every meal is cooked to perfection.

>> No.6455200

Coca Cola
McDonald's fries and cheeseburgers

>> No.6455202

Whipped cream.
As in, just whipped cream, on its own.
Only ever the real thing, though, not that canned shit.

>> No.6455247
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Rice with soya sauce and sriracha.

Fried tofu sandwiches/burgers with some sort of heavy sauce like BBQ/Sweet Chili/Honey Garlic.

Way too many almonds.

Beer and coffee (not combined, but drank side-by-side).

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Man I loved these last summer they tasted like liquid NERDs

>> No.6455281

pickles straight from the jar by the ton

>> No.6455288

>>6453527
Beer and cheap vodka.

>> No.6455290

>>6453527
I eat steak far more often than I probably should. And I have a loaded baked potato with it. Lots of butter and sour cream. Hnnnnngggggg.

>> No.6455301
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The pickles that some delis have in the big jars.

>> No.6455356

>>6453527
Brie. I buy a small wheel every few months and enjoy it over the course of a week or so.

Also chocolate. I can't get enough fucking twix bars lately. A bag with 40 mini twix lasts about a month then I'm all set for a while. Last year it was mounds bars.

>> No.6455362

>>6455290
That's because you enjoy life. I'd steak and potatoes everyday if I could.

>> No.6455371

>>6454335
Taste the semen of someone that eats a lot of fruit sometime and get back to us.

>> No.6455385
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6455385

When I was a kid I used to eat a big one of these almost every other week.

>>6453583
Why do neckbeards love this? I tried it and it's nothing special, yet every yu-gi-oh and smash brothers player I know drink the hell out of this.

>> No.6455396

>>6453527
I get these shitty store brand chocolate fudge mint cookies that are fucking awesome and I can't help but eat like half the package at a time so I try not to get them very often. But god damn, they are delicious.

>> No.6455416

Sugary cereals.

I just bought a box of Honeycomb from Walmart today, it'll probably be gone before the week's over.

I can't stop eating them.

>> No.6455441

>>6454347
>>6453728
>>6453992

I never liked the taste of alcohol without company, to be honest I'd take a freeze cold apple juice over beer any day.

>> No.6455444

>>6453806
why am i laughing so fucking hard

>> No.6456077

original lays dipped in ketchup

>> No.6456100

eating sushi ginger out of a jar
ramen with mayo
mashed potatoes with butter

>> No.6456110

>>6453626
>in which someone dropped a cigarette butt

>> No.6456130

Brownie Hot Fudge Sundae w/nuts
Crab Rangoon
Ribs
Cheese in a can on triscuits
Sloppy Joes (homemade, not canned)
Peanut Butter/Chocolate Milkshakes
Wendy's Baconator

>> No.6456144

>>6453527

Cheese bread with a big bowl of French onion soup.

>> No.6456168

>>6455441
That's cool man. If apple juice makes you relax, by all means.

I don't know what it is, but when I get home from a long day, getting a beer or a whiskey and falling down onto my couch with some tunes playing just washes the day away.

>> No.6456222

>>6454381
>doesnt understand what guilty pleasure means
>thinking it has somthing to actualy do with guilt
your life must be really boring without fancy treats once in a while

>> No.6456241

What's the difference between guilt and remorse?

I don't understand the thread.

>> No.6456245

Mcdonalds hash browns

>> No.6456255

Refrigerated rare steak and berries.
Cold (strong) beer in a shower.
Ramen. (raised in a Latino household, they oppress my cheap snacks and I still feel guilty years later)
Beer and /ck/ after a long shit day at work
Caramilk and apple slices
Beer while taking a dump

I'm detecting a theme here..

>> No.6456613

>>6456241
It sounds like you don't understand English, too.

>> No.6456621
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dickgirls
sardines on bread

>> No.6456652

Hotdogs with a pack of .99 cent buns and mayo.

>> No.6456658

Cheap, pre-made potato salad
fruit snacks
Peppered beef jerky
fruity ass cocktails

>> No.6456659

lately I've been feeling shame getting frozen precooked shit. So I didn't get tendies at the sto

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>> No.6456770

>>6456736
oh thank god. i thought i was the only one. my friends give me shit for drinking goslings without rum, but fuck them. best god damn soda ever made.

>> No.6456871

>>6456613
>It sounds like you don't understand English, too.
I do. More than you, it would seem.

>It sounds like you don't understand English, *either.

>> No.6456897

>>6456621
>skinless

but why

>> No.6457107

>>6453527
generic oreos

The real guilt is that I'll eat the whole package.

>> No.6457143

>>6453612
>lol guise I'm so patrician

>> No.6457300

>what are your guilty pleasures, /ck/?
none, i dont feel guilty for liking food.

>> No.6457312

>>6456871
>grade school prescriptionist bs
fuck outta here hitler

>> No.6457327

Buying a gallon of sweet tea, drinking half, and then dumping a whole bottle of some cheap vodka or gin in it. Last time I got so wrecked that I blacked out, smacked my face on the floor, and forgot it happened until I noticed the blood puddle.

Also vienna sausages and teriyaki spam.

>> No.6457346

>>6453612
>bourbon
>guilty pleasure
How?

>> No.6457355

>>6457346
alcohol is bad, anon.

>> No.6457358 [DELETED] 

>>6457355
r u avin a giggle m8

>> No.6457463

>>6457358
Do I need to show you how a cirrhotic liver look like?

>> No.6457475

My local Ultra Foods was selling Reese's for 35 cents a pack. I picked up 15 of them and figured I'd put em in the fridge so they'd last awhile. I've eaten 13 of them (26 PB cups total) since Saturday.

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>>6453527
>licking yogurt and pudding lids
Anyone here not uncouth scum and don't do this?

>> No.6457483

>>6455266
I drank two of them a day while working my tacka tacka computer job. Well, the days I went into the office anyway.

>> No.6457486

>>6455169
Yes, and some people also feel the need to be pretentious shitwads on the internet. That doesn't make it the norm.

>> No.6457490

>>6456621
>dickgirls
>not a guiltless pleasure

Son pls.

>> No.6457647
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6457647

I love these, but the only places that sell this flavor are convenience stores that charge too much for them. So I only buy them every once in awhile as a treat.

>> No.6457666

>>6455385

I just like the taste, I don't drink any other energy drinks because of that reason. Generally anything sweet is my preferred choice.

>> No.6457674
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6457674

Drinking shitty beer because it gets me drunk and I can do it over an afternoon playing vidya

Rockstar energy drinks or 2Ltr Irn Bru the next day when hungover

Eating pizza whenever I can because it's so damn satisfying

>> No.6457770

canned/tinned fish

>> No.6457780
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>>6453527

>> No.6458619

>>6456871
more like "everyone who uses 4chan is a english native speaker and I will pick on their minimal grammar mistakes while I still cannot tell the difference between two obvious concepts"

>> No.6458622

>>6456241
guilty
ˈɡJlti/
adjective
culpable of or responsible for a specified wrongdoing.


remorse
rJˈmɔːs/Submit
noun
deep regret or guilt for a wrong committed.

>> No.6458624

>>6458622
guilty can also be used as a noun

>> No.6458639

shitty utz honey bbq chips dipped in shitty shitty utz nacho/cheddar cheese dip

never fails to fuck up my new few poos

eating the chocolate shell off of Klondike bars and throwing that excuse for ice cream away

>>6457327
guess I actually WILL buy that teriyaki spam

>> No.6458644

>>6458639
next not new
I make this typo so often and I want to know why

>> No.6459006

>>6453583
Tastes like Carbonated medicine. This flavor was the only one I tried and I don't know how people can drink this shit.

>> No.6459011

Skittles

>> No.6459156
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6459156

>Bean and cheese burritos

>Take bite of cornbread, chew slightly, take drink of milk, repeat

>Dark chocolate

>Pizza

>Those Dorito tacos from taco bell dipped in a side of sour cream

>Homemade bread dipped in garlic/Olive oil

>Chocolate milk

I am an embarrassment. Have no idea how I'm not a fatty.

>> No.6459316

Chew on beef jerky, take a sip of Dr pepper, chew on soaked jerky, suck the Dr pepper out, repeat until the beef is flavorless, start again with a new piece of jerky.

>> No.6459339

>>6454335
watch some sissy hypno videos, it's delicious as fuck

>> No.6459348
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>>6453980
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>> No.6459434

>>6459156
I used to have an elderly woman as a neighbor that'd send cornbread to my dad so he could mix it w milk and gain weight.

>> No.6459474

>>6453527
Your mom

>> No.6459497

>>6459474
REKT

>> No.6459509
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>> No.6459515
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>>6453806

>> No.6460378

mini eclairs.

i am disgusted with myself every time i eat them but at least i'm not that fat yet

>> No.6460516

>>6453527
About half a pound of bacon between the halves of an onion bagel which had been covered in cream cheese.

I should not be eating this more than once every 6 months and I know it, but it's a weekly occurrence.

>> No.6460524

I sometimes put random items in people's grocery shopping when they're not looking.

>> No.6460632
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>> No.6460676
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>>6453527
I can put this on just about anything

>> No.6460694

>>6453527

Morning drinking, pizza bread, bad street food.

>> No.6460700

>>6457107
fug, generic peanut butter oreos are the fucking bomb. I had them at the beach once and they got stale from the sea spray, they were even better than normal.

>> No.6460713
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these fuckers right here

>> No.6460730

Cream cheese and jalapeno peach jelly on triscuits. I get through about half the block of cream cheese and feel both super satisfied and incredibly disgusted with myself.

>> No.6460752
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These and most other frozen appetizers

>> No.6460757
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Very large bags, all in one sitting.

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>>6460757
>Not binging on superior kettle chips

>> No.6460766

>>6460762
Look, as long as they're Jalapeno flavored I have a hard time complaining.

>> No.6460782

Potato tacos from Taco Bell with too much spicy ranch sauce.

Funyuns on sandwiches.

Garlic sauce from Dominos.

>> No.6460786

>>6460524
Fuck you nigga.

>> No.6460853

>>6460762
Not everyone lives in Lousiana

>> No.6460860

overly large servings of basmati rice (like 2+ servings in one go) with my chili
large serving of bread with said rice because I love carbs
tonnes of cheddar with my fajitas
usually have a bar of chocolate before having a few beers
admittedly super pleb-tier beer preferences (though I do like a few good craft beers too)
will eat almost indefinite amounts of cheese-flavoured crisps/snacks

>inb4 fatass
somehow I'm not

>> No.6460871

>>6460853
I get them in Florida. They do export them outside of the state they're manufactured in.

>> No.6462100

>>6460676
Why is that guilty? Mustard should go on everything.

>> No.6462110

>>6460853
They sell these in Potbelly. I'm in Chicago.

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>chik fil a spicy biscuits or sandwich

Only fast food I'll eat, sometimes I just need that shit

A while ago in a shittier time I'd get wasted and order a dominos pizza, bacon+jalapeños, that was an incredibly guilty pleasure. But fuck it can be good.

>mfw waking up and seeing pizza and beer remnants everywhere

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And I live in a mexican town, but the cravings for that frozen chicken in goo sauce mmmmm

>> No.6462151

A bagel with cream cheese and bacon.
Yeah i basically doubled the price of the bagel and already ate like a thousand calories before noon,but damn if it aint good.

>>6455441
>freeze cold apple juice
My nigga.
Apple juice is so damn refreshing.

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>>6453527
I like to sit on these for a while and then eat them when their soft and warm enough that they melt in your mouth. Mmm

>> No.6462164
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I don't care that it's not a muh craft beer, I still enjoy it from time to time.

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Mine is taco salad day.
Once every couple weeks I splurge on taco salad fixings. Chips, beef, lettuce, cheese, all of it. Usually blow a good $20-30.

Then sitting down with a giant mixing bowl and a wooden spoon, washing it all down with diabetes inducing sweet tea
I feel like a disgusting fuck after I eat it all, but for that day or two the taco feast lasts.. I feel like a king

>> No.6462198

I know I shouldn't, but I can easily drink 8 white russians in an evening.

It's so fucking bad for me though.

>> No.6462211

>>6462164
My go to beer. I love craft beer but I probably drink 12 of these a week.

>> No.6462230

>>6462153
You're not even trying at this point, congrats on your two day run, lame duck period for about a week and then you'll be gone

>> No.6462266

Dipping food in ranch

>> No.6462308

I take a plate of tortilla chips, grate a load of cheese on top of it, then I nuke it in the microwave, I'll also add some chili spices on top of the cheese.
It's probably the most white trash thing I do.
Pic related, although I don't use shitty American "cheese".

>> No.6462413

>>6453559
Semen is actually relatively nutritious.

>> No.6462743

>>6462413
>relatively
compared to what

>> No.6462768
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doritos with cottage cheese as dip, try it, love it

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also taco bell cinnamon twists with their nacho cheese

>> No.6462776

>>6459339
You're weird. Please seek help.

>> No.6462799

>>6460762
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>no sea salt and vinegar

how do you call that a brand of chips worth eating?

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>>6462799
Nigga are you being serious? Do you not know what Google is? There's a ton of flavors not included in that first pic.

>> No.6463316

>>6460853
You can get them in California.

>> No.6463318

>>6462771
Glad to see I'm not alone.

>> No.6463319

>>6460762
These have the most flavor powder of any chip.
Voodoo are overpoweringly salty but the rest are great. They have them just for a couple weeks a year at the Publix.

>> No.6463328

>>6457463
Everyone dies eventually. Going through a fifth every two weeks isn't going to do that anyway.

>> No.6463337
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>>6457479
Yeah shit's disgusting

>> No.6463749

>>6460632
teeth killer

>> No.6464469

>Jalapeño Cheetohs
>with melted cheese, chives and sauteed mushrooms on top
420 blaze it, faggot

>> No.6464517

>>6457479
when it's the lid that is going to the trash, of course I do lick
not wasting that delicious bit

>> No.6466164

>>6453612
"Confit de Canard"

You mean a fucking duck confit sandwich.
Pull your head out of your ass you pretentious bastard.

>> No.6466186

>>6457479
>Wasting food
>Wasting harvestable, tasty, chemical energy that you worked to get money to pay for
>Throwing money away
Literally, mentally retarded. That isn't an intensifier, I mean that you're mentally suppressed in some way. I'm not sure who you are or what you've done, but I do know something is wrong with your brain and your very being.

I recommend you do some serious soul searching. Such a broken thing is in need of reconciliation.

>> No.6466224

Eating vanilla icecream with spicy nachos.
Delicious as fuck.

Also, eating a handful uncooked noodles, I love the crushing sound

>> No.6466227

Slice spam to just under half an inch thick
Pan fry til the outside is darkened and crispy
Spread ssamjang on top
Eat with rice

>> No.6466230

>>6453690
When I was a kid, I actually got excited when my parents would have to get gas because that meant I could get a giant slim jim

>> No.6466235

>>6459509
I would always eat like the first half with barely any frosting
Then the second half I'd pack it on

>> No.6466436
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did anyone say this yet?

>> No.6466459

>>6466436
That shit is the bomb on Chicken in a Biscuit crackers. Don't lie, you know you all love it.

>> No.6466469

>>6453527
pic related

If you've never had them, they're 1" diameter, maybe 8" long. It's crispy, has kind of an airy texture, and is greasy as all hell.

I live about 15 minutes from the Oberto factory, and they have a storefront there where they sell bulk packs (like what they provide stores with) of stuff at deep discount for various reasons (like being too close to expiration to ship anywhere or because of overstock or whatever). I once bought three 5lbs bags of these and they were gone in like 4 days.

Like, my brain says they are terrible but my heart says feed me more of them. I love those guys.

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>>6466469
oops

>> No.6466481

>>6453527
Dark chocolate

Nuts and nut brittles

French nougat

Protein bars

Spreads like biscoff

>> No.6466514 [DELETED] 

>>6466459
No one would ever argue with you over this, bro. If they do, however, please let me know so that I can rape and murder them and their offspring.

>> No.6466746

>>6466472
looks like dog chew stick

>> No.6466797

>>6453527
i like to smell sour towel

>> No.6467635
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nacho cheese doritos stuffed into a pizza crust
nacho cheese doritos in a turkey sandwich

that soft, doughy bread with the crunch and cheesy flavor compliment

>> No.6467638

>>6466746

the hell is a dog chew stick

>> No.6467646
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co/ck/

>> No.6467719

>>6462776
You're a shitfucker. Please die in a fire.

>> No.6467777

>>6462743
other bodily secretions

>> No.6467806

current guilty pleasure is drained ramen, mixed with sweet chilli sauce
it by all rights shouldn't be good but it is, it really is.

last week I ate ten packets of ramen in one sitting, I was in pain as my stomach strained to contain the saucy devils.

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>>6467646
oh my

>> No.6467839
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These fuckers

>> No.6467857
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>> No.6467873

Crushing tonsil stones and smelling them.

>> No.6467988

>>6467873
Jesus.

>> No.6468004

Pizza with Bernaisesauce on top

>> No.6468022
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>>6459316
I do the same thing, but with other foods. Like I'd cram cookies in my mouth, fill the rest of my mouth with milk, and slowly chew the mixture. Same process with cream cheese and hot tea, biscuits and juice, water and bread, any sour candy and water...every other food as well. I always drink water before I finish chewing and swallowing food, which ends up with me swallowing a mouthful of mush and water, which I enjoy.

I always thought it was borderline retardation.

As for guilty pleasures, these control my life. Strawberry flavor is GOAT. Processed cheddar cheese in a can, moreso like Kraft blocks, not cheez-wiz, is also a food I try to avoid, but find myself enjoying too much considering it's salted plastic.

Also pussy.

>> No.6468041

>>6467873
Me too, actually. I like to cough/pull them up when I feel them in my throat and mash them between my fingers. I don't know why I find their scent to be borderline sensual.

What the fuck.

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>>6467638
>searching for images
>pic related

>> No.6468326

>>6467806
damn. thats a lot of volume.

I assume these were drained or almost without broth?

>> No.6468829

Salt & Vinegar kettle chips with sardines. It completely destroys my breath but it's so good.


>>6460713
I'm partial to the pizza lunchables myself.

>>6460752
I had their loaded potato skins last night and they gave me the shits.

>> No.6468840

>>6467806
Holy shit, if you're talking about the Maruchan ramen then it means you had 11,900 mg of sodium.

I'd feel like complete shit.

>> No.6468848

>>6453527
mine is popeyes fried chicken, redbeans and rice, and mashed potatoes. i eat at popeyes at least twice a week.

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>>6460762
Kettle is objectively superior to Zapps.

>> No.6468940

Nowadays it's mostly chocolate bars
Also those Monster variants without the carbonation

>> No.6468978

>>6460713
I always thought lunchables were disgusting even as a kid.

Why oh why would they make a hot dog lunchable when you can't even heat it up?

>> No.6469008

Binging on unhealthy food and then puking it all out. Reduced that habit to 3 times a month tho

>> No.6469009

>>6468916
IT WAS ME BARRY IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.6469015

>>6453527
Cafe Tasse bars, especially passion fruit. So overpriced, but I've yet to find better chocolate.

>> No.6469016
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MOTHER FUCKING BANANA CHIPS

>all the sugar/carbs of a whole banana

>none of the health benefits of a whole banana

THEY ARE SSSSOOO FUCKING GOOD THOUGH

>> No.6469023

Eating canned whipped cream, straight from the can.
sugar sandwiches.
miracle whip sandwiches.

>> No.6469691

Popcorn and dry spaghetti.

>> No.6469710

>>6469016
i can eat bags of this shit, fried fucking banana man who'da thought

>> No.6469816

>>6453527
Getting my asshole licked

>> No.6469925
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whole rotisserie chickens that you can buy for ~ 7 dollars

>> No.6469936

if im super lazy ill have frozen chicken tenders and hash browns for a meal

>> No.6469999

>>6469936
>if im super lazy ill have frozen chicken tenders and hash browns for a meal

why dont you cook them?

>> No.6470021

>>6469999
Why eat hot food in the summer?

>> No.6470059

>>6468041

I'm glad I'm not alone. I have to kinda squeeze them out of one of my tonsils every week or two.

Their scent is that of fetid shit, but damn it's weirdly pleasant.

>> No.6470127

>frozen Coconut bars
>spam/kraft singles/egg breakfast burritos
>blue cheese dip, just by itself
>whipped cream cheese, just by itself
>those combo cheese+meat sticks at gas stations
>seafood salad
>tomato soup with greek yogurt instead of milk
>crab wontons dunked in egg drop soup
>mexican beer and lime juice
>safeway/kingsooper brand mac and cheese
>buttered toast with cinnamon and sugar
>a ton of beets on salad

>> No.6470217
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eating the cheese right out of the package or just binge eating lunchables in general

>> No.6470267

>>6453728
> spoonfuls of peanut butter
I like to eat spoonfuls of peanut butter and dip it in extra fruit raspberry jam.
Pizza pockets
Hemp plus granola with while milk and add table cream
Ice cream with heavy cream poured on so it makes a shell of cream.

I have so many things I love but are going to make me fat.

>> No.6470283

>>6462308
My roommate used to do this so often.

>> No.6470314

putting flamin' hot cheetos on top of my pizza
stuffing flamin' hot cheetos into my pizza hot pocket
dipping andy capp's hot fries into instant mashed potatoes (esp KFC)

>> No.6470352

Sour cream w/ ranch dressing mix and a big bag of potato chips. Good with pizza rolls too.

>> No.6470429

>>6469925
Muh nigga

>> No.6470443

>>6458624
>Look at that guy, he's a guilty

Yea, I dont know about that one, Anon

>> No.6470453

>>6453527

My gf uses cucumbers as dildos, and she puts them back in the fridge when she's done. She doesn't know I know. I slice them and put them in my salad

>> No.6470577

I have no guilty pleasures, I eat what I like and don't feel guilt or embarrassment about it.

So I don't understand this thread.

>> No.6470615

>>6470577
So how many hundreds of pounds do you weigh?
I'm gonna guess six.
Six hundred pounds.
I'm right aren't I?
Of course I am.
You fatty.
Fatty fatty fatpiggy pig pig

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>>6470615
>being this upset, lmao
You assume people are fat because they don't have guilty pleasures? Usually only fat people have guilty pleasures when it comes to food, because they're fat they believe 'I shouldnt eat this, this is so bad for me'. Portion control is all that's needed.

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I eat these straight from the bag.

>> No.6470683

>>6453690
I just ate three of those. fuck me

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I like to combine random juice/candy in my house into little fruity sugary death cocktails. Pic related, it's my current baby.

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Crisps n dip ftw

>> No.6471029

>>6471026
>Not ketchup
Doing it wrong.

>> No.6471076

>>6454347
I fucking love canned soup so much

>> No.6471077

>>6454381
I suck ketchup out of the little foil sachets you get from fast food places.

>> No.6471079

>>6455266
The sour green apple is amazing but my stomach reacts terribly with sugary/acidic things -I'm not really sure exactly what it varies, I have gastritis
But every time I drink it the rest of the evening I get super gassy and feel like I might die, fucking delicious though

>> No.6471083

>>6455281
I love me some pickles

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>>6453527

McDonald's cheeseburgers

>> No.6471088

Corner store Mexican food kept hot in those warmers.


Had 2 pastielos last night or however the fuck you spell it. 3 bucks in total.


I was so happy walking back from that bodega last night.

>> No.6471089

>>6471079
Omfg I forgot about the green ones. I am not guy you replied to fyi.

Green is so good and doesn't give me shots as far as I know.

>> No.6471159

>>6468022
Are those the ones you can drink through?
Because drink booze through them, I've drunk bubbly wine through twizzlers before it was great

>> No.6471165

>>6471089
It's that perfect zingy sour especially ice cold

>> No.6471438

>>6456770
The fuck are you talking about?

>> No.6471449

eating meat
i know it's wrong, and bad for my health, but i still do it

>> No.6471635

>>6462771

What the fuck nigger

>>6463318

Nigger what the fuck?

God I dont think of weird eating habits as disgusting often but you two took the fucking cake and slammed it in cheese dip prolly.

Positively horrifying.

>> No.6471645

>>6471449
Your honesty makes you far better off than your meat eating peers. No vegan or vegetarian has much for real grounds in giving you shit, you accept the real nature of your actions and make your own choices regardless.

Hope you decide to stop, but carry on.

>> No.6471647

>have a lot of chocolate laying around
>melt it into a bowl and eat it like a fucking bowl of soup

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>>6457780
>mfw

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>>6453527

Undercooked chicken... If I had any interest in Japan at all I'd go and eat that fugu all day erry day.

Voluntary eating somthing that could fuck you up get's my balls tingling,It's like I'm testing myself against the chicken, I am stronger than the chicken.

>> No.6472243

Sometimes I'll eat a spoonful of salt
I feel more energetic afterward

>> No.6472261

>>6472229

I don't fuck with off shellfish though... I'm not crazy. Raw chicken is fine, salmonella is pretty much defunct in good chicken.

Years ago after a good weekend on the sauce, I ate some 3 day old mussels from a horrid chink takeaway, death would have been sweet release, I did think I was going to die. I do love me some shellfish though.

>> No.6472264

>need to make something fast for a bake sale
>buy a bigass bag on clearance of white chocolate discs
>make my stuff but still have half a bag or so of chocolate discs left

I fucking ate them all, it was shameful but delicious.

>> No.6472328

>>6472264
whats a chocolate disc?

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>>6453527
Tendies and memes

>> No.6472622
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>>6472328
These things, you can melt them in fondue pots or use them for other stuff.

>> No.6472721

>>6471449
No need to feel too bad about it. I mean all the clothes we wear are made from the exploitation of other humans. There's so many things we do that exploit other humans or animals in some way. You should know that it does and try not to but I don't think anyone can be expected to completely change their life so as not to harm others.

As for hurting your health a few servings of meat a month won't do any damage.

>> No.6472733

>>6472622
thats not chocolate. chocolate is brown.

>> No.6472735

>>6467646
GOAT se.

>> No.6472799
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6472799

These bitches right here. Buy them in boxes of 12 from Walmart or something.

Once time I got drunk and had a few. Then I had a few more. Then I had 10, so I told myself I would finish off the box.

My roommate came home to vomit in the kitchen floor and 12 empty breakfast burrito wrappers strung out across the kitchen and couch.

>> No.6472829

>>6462776

>ewww anon ur weird :P

back to middle school friend

>> No.6472830

>>6453612
I fucking love olive tape grenades
also
>not 90% dark chocolate
>fuck off pleb

>>6453690
Am I the only person that doesnt like slim jims? The texture was off-putting for me. Just kinda like greasy mush but yet somehow still tough?

>>6454359
You're a fucking monster

>>6456100
I love pickled ginger. Everyone else I know hates it. plebs.

>> No.6472841

>>6472622
Oh, of course. I just couldn't picture it, thanks.

I forget that you can get an actual answer to questions on /ck/

>> No.6472847

>>6453527
Chinese buffet.

>> No.6472893

>>6456736
Reed's Ginger Brew best. It's a lot different from ginger ale though. Seagrams best for ginger ale.

>>6458639
>eating the chocolate shell off Klondike bars and throwing that excuse for ice cream away
Why the fuck don't you just buy chocolate?

>>6460762
Zapps sweet onion gives me the biggest fucking raging erection
That shit is so fucking good and it's so hard to find

>>6462100
*good mustard should go on everything
French's yellow mustard is not good

>>6462768
That sounds quite good
>>6462771
What in the fuck?

>>6468041
The fuck is a tonsil stone? Is that something you get from being a fat shit?

>>6468916
wrong

>> No.6473207

>>6472893
>The fuck is a tonsil stone? Is that something you get from being a fat shit?

Something you grow in your mouth. I think they're common. Luckily, I havent had any myself yet.

>> No.6473254

>>6473207
Tonsil stones grow on your tonsils. Happens more to folks who get tonsillitis and inflamed tonsils a lot.

>> No.6473275

I fucking love awful cheese goo products

>nacho cheese
>velveeta
>crap mac n cheese
>hotpockets filled with cheese
>easycheese stuff
>arbys sandwiches with the cheesy sauce

etc etc

>> No.6473451

>>6470672
Frozen still?

>> No.6473477

>>6472893
>Is that something you get from being a fat shit?

Are you retarded or something?

>> No.6473527
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Muchos

>> No.6473529

condensed soup without adding water

cheese straws

instant mashed potatoes

cumming/bleeding in food I'm serving to guests

energy drinks

fried instant noodles

frozen microwave burritos and taquitos

>> No.6473567
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>>6453527
dressing up like this
i just wear the jacket normally

>> No.6474179

>>6473527
Hell yes, best drunk food

>> No.6474205
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green olives, penutbutter and swis on cheap saltine crackers.or bologna and blue cheese dressing. or ultimate gross out-cottage cheese with Tabasco and apple sauce. How can you eat that shit? MYOIB, ain't hurting you or anyone

>> No.6474237
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Chinese take out.

And we're talking the hole in the wall, Sign looks it hasn't been cleaned generic "Panda" not even real Chinese takeout.

There has got to be something wrong with this stuff, And I know there is, But its so damn good.

>> No.6474246

>>6474237
Or it could just be that the owner gives more shits about making good food than having a clean shop. The inside is clean at least, right?

>> No.6474281

>>6474246

Hard tile floors, Swept and washed but no tables, Tiles look a bit old and cracked, Never saw a good view of the kitchen.


Owners speak engrish as a second language, But on occasion a daughter whose far more proficient.

>> No.6474611

>>6453527
"Chili Cheese Sandwich".
2 plain slices of white bread
A red chili pepper
Parmesan cheese. Lots of it.

A lot of milk was lost during those days.

>> No.6474633

>>6453527
Cigs ( I stoped though), weed (i barely use it now), alcohol (i will never stop), pork, sweets, and kinky porn.

>> No.6474652

This. I get through about 1/2 a tub per day. Also like the banana, but not as much.

>> No.6475029

vodka. fresh tortillas. guacamole. gyoza. fresh french bread. apple juice.

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>>6468848

>> No.6477200
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>>6472229
kek!

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>>6453527
Grilled peanut butter and jelly.

And cheese balls is always a guilty pleasure.

>> No.6477225

>>6477212
In America, food comes in buckets.

>> No.6477264

>>6474237
Reminds me of Cravings. No place like home <3

>> No.6477268

>Friday
>don't eat a single thing all day
>come home after work and oven bake a pizza
>pop some popcorn and positively soak in melted butter
>open up a bag of cookies, usually Oreos or maybe Fig Newtons
>tall glass of soda, mostly root beer.
>watch a movie or two and just positively binge eat for the whole evening

It used to be once a month thing, then I started doing it every Friday without paying attention. Suffice to say I'm currently trying to lose weight.

>> No.6477269

>>6477225
Buckets/jars are objectively superior to the generic shitty chip bags, though.

>> No.6477278

>>6477269
Might as well eat them from a trough.

>> No.6477282

>>6477264
UIUC?

>> No.6477285

Wendies nuggies dipped in a frosty.

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>> No.6477322

>>6477282
Yessir!

>> No.6477325

Semen straight from the benis

>> No.6477357

grilled sandwich with bacon/ham that has been fried with lots of butter and some pepper. Some cheese, and some instant ramen noodles all combined in between two pieces of bread that is fried with lots of butter.

suffice to say I don't indulge in it all that often

>> No.6477424

Back in 2010 it used to be cheese 'n' chips from the local takeaway with garlic mayo. But I kept being sick from eating them so eventually I stopped.

I think my guilty pleasure nowadays is a sandwich I named after myself ("the Ross sandwich") which involves a crusty baton, slices of smoked cheese, chorizo, salami, parma ham with mayo, lettuce and mustard.

>> No.6477444

>>6477424
>Not calling it a Rosswich

>> No.6477466

>>6477444
That would be silly