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>> No.6458120

this thread has potential

>> No.6458129

>>6458118
>put tip between titties
how do you think she'd react?

>> No.6458160

>>6458129
Just the tip game. That's a fun game.

>> No.6458166

Typical. I've had waitresses rub their tits on me hoping for a bigger tip. I'm no better, I do corporate catering and mostly deal with women and secretaries. I lodge two socks rolled up together in my underwear so it looks like I have a massive genital package. You girls might pretend not to look but I catch them peeking all the time.

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>>6458166

>I lodge two socks rolled up together in my underwear so it looks like I have a massive genital package.

Holy shit /ck/

>> No.6458221

>>6458160
I get it, I meant putting a dollar between her breasts, but your idea isn't so bad either.

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6458227

>>6458166

>> No.6458228
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>>6458166
>genital package

>> No.6458234

>>6458227
>imgur filename

This is reddit this is memes

>> No.6458236

>>6458227
>meat with no sides

>> No.6458427

>>6458118
>implying it doesn't work and you assholes don't keep falling for it

>> No.6459031

I want to sniff a waitresss shoes.

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6459088

>>6458166
>genital package

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>>6458227

>> No.6459273

>>6458166
>I've had waitresses rub their tits on me hoping for a bigger tip.

same here, but with the hygienists at the dentist's office. they rub them on my face as they work and I've never tipped them even once in my life, yet they still do it

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6459285

>>6458129
UGH, this is why I need feminism. Treating women like this is akin to how the jews were treated during the holocaust.

ALSO, my preferred pronounds are xe, xed, xeer. Not she. Stupid insensitive privileged white male shitlord.

>> No.6459295

>>6459285
eggcellent post well meme'd my friend

>> No.6459938

>>6459273
faggot. at a minimum give them a dollar. my dentist is a very nice man. every time he brushes his tits in my face i give him a dollar.

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>>6459938

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>>6458166
this guy

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6461193

>>6458129
You might get a better table

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>>6458227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH8-Fqb_h5c
thats not even the dialogue, fucking reddit

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>>6458166
>I lodge two socks rolled up together in my underwear so it looks like I have a massive genital package.

>> No.6461976

>>6459285
if your pronouns aren't she then you don't actually identify as a woman but some sort of genderfluid otherkin. Nice b8 though.

>> No.6462844

>>6458118
Name of restaurant, pl0x?

>> No.6462847

>>6458234
Actually it's imgur. Anyone can use it, not just redditors.

>> No.6462867

>>6461222
That was just as unfunny as the gif