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Old thread has reached bump limit. This is the official Joey thread. Will we ever see the return of our hero in his true form? Also feel free to hate on Ken ITT. Jack offs post elsewhere. Joey is love, Joey is life.

>> No.6461855

Hey gyang! I asked Joey what the next thing he's going to cook for us is and he said he hasn't decided yet.

Let's get some suggestions in here as to what we think he should gyang!

>> No.6461883

>>6461855
He could ask Ja/ck/. kek

>> No.6461963

>fat, annoying slob with visibly rotting teeth

Aaand you trust him why, exactly?

>> No.6461970

i think he's become too self-aware

now he isn't being himself

now he's just trying to be the version of joey that the viewers like best

we should get him some strong psychedelics asap

>> No.6462038

>>6461970
I honestly think his goals have changed

With Ken signing massive contracts with McDonald's and the like Joey probably thinks there'll be some money in it for him too if he's a generic piece of shit.

It's a shame, I think he's just sold out.

>> No.6462053 [DELETED] 

Joey is dead. He will never make another Fillet o Fish Zilla and he will never scarf down monkey style burger. The jig is up. His new beef jerky video is fucking bullshit. But Ken is honestly the worst. "Just for you *camera switch* and just for you" ugh kill it with fire. Fuck Ken, I hope joey takes a shit in kens house and clogs up the toilet.

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>shill

>> No.6462393

>>6461829
Everytime I hear "scatch it, sniff it, the rest is mine" or "1:00AM HUNGER LOL!" with that fucking siren, I bar up.

>> No.6462407

>>6462390
The only thing believable about that video was him choking on the spicy jerky. Everything is a lie.

>> No.6462429
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>>6462393
All of his gags and jokes in his videos are fucking lame. Especially the time lapse of him eating shit talking selfies and waving food around that car like some retard.

Imagine if you were a bystander in that parking lot and just saw some old bald faggot playing with his burger in front of a camera.

>> No.6462442

>>6462429
I would probably think he's skyping with a grandchild sick in the hospital to make them laugh.

>> No.6462497

>>6462429
He has two cameras on him filing his video plus a phone for his many social accounts AND a fourth "vlogging" cam. All at the same time.

narcissistic cunt

>> No.6462500

>>6462393
Ditto. The whipping noise when his eating is sped up makes me want to break glass.

>> No.6462504
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6462504

>that time Joey used Ken's music and everyone lost their shit

>> No.6462557

SCRATCH IT


SNIFF IT

>> No.6462692

>>6462557
FAGG IT

>> No.6462699

>>6462497
Pretty soon he'll have like 10 ducking cameras in his car plus some go pros attached the outside his car and a giant Google Streetview-type camera on top to get epic Barrie, ON street shots. All written off as business expenses of course.

>> No.6462701

>>6462699
They are business expenses. This is his job.

>> No.6462706

>>6462701
I understand that. But it's overkill from my point of view and just an excuse for Ken to buy luxury shit for himself. Write off another Go-Pro so you can have extra angles of your burgers? Fuck off.
If Ken wrote off solid gold chain mail gloves to use to "handle his food" and wrote it off you'd defend that shit too.

>> No.6462709

>>6462706
Yes I would. Ken's gimmicks are endearing and are what draw his large viewer base. If golden gloves became one of his gimmicks, it would be a business expense.

>> No.6463236

>>6462709
Hey Ben, how did your dad's dick taste this morning? Or did it feel better when he rammed it up your ass while your sister sat in the corner and cried?

>> No.6463247

1 AM HUNGER LOL

>> No.6463280

>>6462393
>>6462429
>>6463247
Anyone have a link to a video where the fuck actually says, "1 AM HUNGER LOL" ??

I kinda wanna see how awful it actually is.

>> No.6463293

>>6463280
It's one of his stupid gimmiks that pops up in almost all of his videos.

>> No.6463302

>>6463293
I know it's one of his gimmicks, I just don't want to go watch vids of his until I find it. Fuck him.

That's the only reason I asked for an example vid.

>> No.6463438

JUST FOR YOU

>> No.6463452

AND

>> No.6463457

JUST

>> No.6463458
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6463458

>more posts about Ken than joey in thread

Ken sucks but this is /joey/ gyang, what are you hoping he reviews next?

>> No.6463460

FOR

>> No.6463464

YOU

>> No.6463469

>>6463460
>>6463464
You're a big guy.

>> No.6463481

>>6463469
Is Joey a big guy?

>> No.6463489

>>6463481
Dubs say yes.

>> No.6463491 [DELETED] 

>>6463458

Hope he reviews a time machine and goes back to 2012/13 or even early 2014 when he was funny

>> No.6463492

>>6463458
Ken's daughter.

>> No.6463494

>>6463492
She's disgusting.

>> No.6463512

>>6463494
I've fucked her before. AMA

>> No.6463521

>>6463512
How much does Ken charge?

>> No.6463527

>>6463521
I don't know. I just charge it to my business credit card.

>> No.6463556

you know I'm a frequent broey poster but you have to admit Kens production value for what he's doing is good. If Joey had that he would be top tier.

>> No.6463559

>>6463556
No he wouldn't.

>> No.6463591

>>6463527
Did Ken give you a receipt?

>> No.6463608

>>6463559
Fuck off Ben you look like a banana with Down syndrome.

>> No.6463629

>>6463556
Joey isn't supposed to be clean cut with nice transitions and multiple angles, he's supposed to be edgy and lo-fi.

>> No.6463670

>>6463556
>you have to admit Kens production value for what he's doing is good
No. In fact, it's too much for what is "eating food in a car."

>> No.6463673
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6463673

All Ken Kidz® get fucked.

More Joey ~ More Joie!

>> No.6463694

>>6463670
This is exactly it. The high production values are absurd for the subject at hand and look ridiculous. Even worse when paired with Ken's antics and tired gags.

>> No.6463716

>>6463673
>YUUMMMYYY

>> No.6463735

Do you think Jack and Joey would make a good couple? I could see them really caring for each other. Who would be on top do you think? And would you watch a Jack and Joey sitcom?

>> No.6463744

>>6461829
Somebody should start a channel reviewing the reviewers. I wonder how far out on this branch you could get before it crumbles under it's own weight.

>> No.6463751

Please stop trying to force this jack bullshit in our joey threads.
Jack isn't nearly as funny or entertaining as based Joey.

>> No.6463852

SCRATCH IT

>> No.6463861 [DELETED] 

>>6463751

Until joey gets funny again i welcom the ja/ck/ invaders this shit is like the fall of rome nigga let the barbarians wreck joeys shit if he wants to be a lil fag eating mailed beef jerky

>> No.6463864

SUCK IT

>> No.6463866

JUST

>> No.6463869

SNIFF

>> No.6463875

COCAINE

>> No.6463880

HEY GUYS IT'S JOEY FROM JOEY'S SUPER COOL

>> No.6463883

I'AM BYYAAACCCKKK

>> No.6463956 [DELETED] 

>>6463869

Fuck you nigger

>> No.6463960

Years into his YouTube 'career' Ja/ck/ shows the lack of self awareness that Joey once had.
Jack is a terrible cook but thinks he's professional tier.
Jack is pure and uncorrupted unlike Joey "Focus Group" Hernandez is at this point

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>>6463960
>Joey "Focus Group" Hernandez
Fuck, that cut me deep, we're never getting him back.

And it's not just that he's a horrible cook, he's also a horrible, barely tolerable person in general and he hasn't changed. Jack is pure.

>> No.6463993

why has the animator hoey not shown the broeys her ass yet cmon girl tootsqueek

even a pic sucking on a sausage

>> No.6464005

>>6463988
and you fucking know all that how? I hope the next time you go to the shops you're raped and spat on. And your dad finds out and disowns you even more than he already does.

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>>6463735
I think Ja/ck/ would make quick work of Joey's ass.

>> No.6464051

>>6461883
Underrated Ja/ck/ing.

>> No.6464070

lelmao
Ken thinks he burned 950 calories biking at a moderate pace for an hour. Watching you ride your bike is the most boring fucking thing on Earth.

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>>6464045
Go back to your faggot shilling jack thread

>> No.6464176

at least ken works out you cuckfucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxf0fqyzdO0

>> No.6464195
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6464195

Hey, on this website it gives a phone number to contact Ken Domik himself

http://www.shopbarrie.com/kbdproductionstv/?listing.action=contact

Can a braver Broey than me try it out and post results?

>> No.6464211

>>6464195
skip to 35 seconds in this vocaroo that i took

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YKrA6sDA8V

>> No.6464213

>>6464195
bumping for interest!

>> No.6464216

>>6464211
Holy fuck

>> No.6464223

>>6464195
maybe he can give us joey's number?

>> No.6464247

>>6464223
We'd probably have to appeal to his excessive vanity first and then he'd open up.

>> No.6464286

>>6464247
Or threaten to turn him in to the Canadian equivalent of the IRS. He makes sure any comments about his scam are quickly deleted. He must be at least a little scared.

>> No.6464296

>>6464286
Or ask him to talk dirty rawwwrr. ;)

>> No.6464305

>>6464296
1 AM BONER LOL!

>> No.6464318

>>6464195
>>6464211

Can we find out where he lives and such by his phone number?

Then we could actually report him and get him Audited. When other people posted the link to the Canadian IRS site, it requires name, address, and a whole slew of other Personal Information.

>> No.6464324

>>6464211
why the shit didn't you say I'am back or something.

>> No.6464338

>>6464318

all i could find was that it's a cellphone

>> No.6464340

>>6464195
Called and left message pretending to be a Revenue Canada agent looking for him.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HSjxoXxoUU

>> No.6464345

>>6464340

it's barely audible

>> No.6464387

>>6464176
Protip: he is a fat fuck. He weighed over 220 lbs when he went to the heart attack grill and weighed himself. Let's subtract 10 lbs for clothes and shoes. I'm going to assume Ken is 6'1" which means his BMI is 27.7 at 210 lbs. Over half way to obese and this faggot isn't muscular enough for this to be irrelevant.

>> No.6464391

>>6464340
Good shit, man, he's probably got an escape planned

>> No.6464395

>>6464340
>Justin Fazoli
top kek

>> No.6464396

>>6464340
hella dude. cant wait to see how this ends up

>> No.6464398

>>6464391
The number I gave is the actual number for revenue canada so I hope he calls looking for that agent.

>> No.6464404

>>6464398
Holy shit

Ken's gonna turn himself in, that's fucking brilliant

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>>6464340
Was that a recording for ants?

>> No.6464431

>>6464404
>ken
>turn himself in
Nah he will flee to China and start up the Kento Domineeku channel. Taking only a bunch of cameras and his selfie stick.

>> No.6464443

>>6464431
>JUST FOR ZHU, AND JUST FOR ZHU!

>> No.6464467
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>>6464443
>>6464431
>mfw Ken is brutally caned by Chinese officials

>> No.6464482

JUST

>> No.6464485

FOR

>> No.6464488

FOR

>> No.6464501

1

>> No.6464506

AM

>> No.6464512

HUNGER

>> No.6464515

TWO POINTS FOR KEN

>> No.6464529

>>6462504
Holy shit what vid was that!?

>> No.6464542

>>6461829
I just want one day when I don't have to see this guy's obnoxious fucking mug on /ck/.

JUST ONE
U
S
T

O
N
E

>> No.6464646

>>6464176
>if you want to eat like i do and exercise like i do you might almost stay as fit as i am
What a pretentious cunt.

>> No.6464734

>>6464340
Perfect

Were you trying to do a canadian accent?

>> No.6464827

Anyone think Friday's review be put up soon!? It's almost midnight here on the East Coast!

I know sometimes he put's it up at like 11:30 Eastern, sometimes midnight, sometimes midday on the day it's supposed to come out so I mean it's anyone's guess really.

>> No.6464864

>>6462701
Ken pls go

>> No.6464943
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6464943

New review Broeys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpTANcMrS1g

Joey fucking goes AWF on McDonald's, and there's no shortage of projection in this rant either.

>> No.6464946
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>>6464943
It has "JANKY" in the name. Ohhhhhhhhh lawd.

>> No.6464961

>>6464943
Joey focus grouping it once again
>"Joey I liked when you used to be funny and crazy"
>next video: Woowooowooo "This is a burrito which means sandwich in Japanese"...

>"Joey you should be more serious and describe the food for your viewers
>Next video: "now I detect a bit of cilantro and cumin on this fast food garbage"

Fuck you Joey. I'm done. King Ja/ck/ forever

>> No.6464991

>>6464943
Based Joey. Fuck off fair-weather broeys who only stick around for the good times. Joey just took some shitty sandwich MCD's gave him and told them to fuck off with this lackluster effort.

>> No.6464999

>>6464991
Yes but it's a pale imitation of when he was legititely enraged by Wendy's and McDonalds doing him wrong in the past. Look up the Gouda incident /sp/ tourist. Real broeys know this is bullshit

>> No.6465002

>>6464999
I'm a broey and as sad as it is to agree with you, I have to. I want him to just fucking lose it one day and just go apeshit like he did with Wendy's and BK.

But, this is what happens when someone starts to get more recognition, they conform. =[

I will still always love Joey though.

>PRINCESS BURGER

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>>6464943
What if Joey becomes like one of those angry movie reviewers? Only food.

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I lol'd when he gave it a 5 on his scale of 1-5 after ranting... wtf

>> No.6465060

>>6465055
1-10*

>> No.6465071

>>6464943
hahaha fuck yes. old joey coming out in this vid going off on mcdicks.
>COME ON MCDONALDS, COME ON!

all jack faggots can fuck off. no true broey would ever like that married faggot's videos.

>> No.6465149

I love that Joey always responds to my comments on his videos. He might actually use my new term I coined in a future review of McDonald's!

>> No.6465152

>>6465022
Brad Jone's reviews of food are Godtier. Been following him since his youtube days

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>>6465149
Are you the one that calls him uncle kenny if so why?

>> No.6465189

Will we ever fund Joe's Alinea or French Laundry tickets?

>> No.6465192

>>6465149
Joey always responds to me as well. He truly loves his susscribers. Joey is such a good guy.

>> No.6465211

>>6465183
Nope. Also, that woman is about to die in the hospital right now.
>>6465192
He really does. And we love Joey as well. I almost always 'WOOO!!!! WOOO!!!!' him.

>> No.6465293 [DELETED] 

>>6465211
How do you know she's in the hospital dying?

>> No.6465315

>>6465293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9VD7QvYfx8

>> No.6465343 [DELETED] 

>>6465315
Damn didn't know now i feel like an asshole

>> No.6465345

>>6464943
>Joey angrily throwing the lettuce and bun around 30 seconds into the video

Wow, was he suffering from heat stroke or something? He seems legitimately out of it in this video.

>those even more glazed over than usual eyeballs

>> No.6465348

Has joey lost it?

>> No.6465364

>>6465348
Did he ever have it?

>> No.6465751
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/Jack/ has won

>> No.6465945

>>6465751
Are you fucking dense. Joey has had thread after thread. This is joeys, about 20th thread, that is jacks what? Second?

Holy fuck too are autism in a nutshell.

>> No.6465950

>>6465364
Yes he did, Ken you samefag.

>> No.6465951

>>6465343
You a fellow fat fag to her? Fatty did it to herself. Go for a run ya cunt.

>> No.6465962

>>6465945
Ja/ck/ has over 160k subs tho. But Ken has them both beat so fuck that fat fuck.

>> No.6465968

>>6465962
KBD FTW

>> No.6465974

>>6465968
JUST

>> No.6465988

>>6465315
Are these girls sisters or in a relationship or what is their deal?

>> No.6465994

>>6465988
Sisters and probably inbred

>> No.6466002

THIS IS JOE FROM JOEYS SUPER KOOL FOOD REVIEWS I'AM BAAACKK

>> No.6466013

Does anyone else think of Joey in a sexual manner?

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>>6466013
>tfw Joey will never tonguepunch your asshole

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6466253

>"My dad is a neurosurgeon!"
>"My dad is a lawyer!"
>"My dad is a structural engineer!"

>"M-my dad reviews f-fast food on his YouTube channel.."

Career day at school must suck for Ken's children.

>> No.6466260

>>6464943
The guy talks so much, the sandwich (monstrosity of shit actually) must be cold by the time he bites into it.

The thing this guy highlights over and over again, is that fast food is absolute shit. All of it.

>> No.6466266

>>6466253
>Being proud that your father cuts into people's brains at some interval, and like most suregeons, is likely sociopathic to a degree.
>Being proud that your father has invested actual study into making a living arguing, phrasing spinning and presenting information advantageously, and gaming an abstract ever changing system. More or less a parasite that offers little to society beyond their capacity to feed on others and charge exorbitant fees knowing the intricacies of an already heavily broken system.
>Structural engineers are okay.

The message you're trying to convey is valid enough, how you've gone about it is not. Get real. Kids don't even have a framework of knowledge capable of putting most of these jobs in perspective, if anything they'd think doing something on youtube is just as cool as whatever they've picked up from society has told them the others are as far as complexity, skill, etc.

>> No.6466273

>>6466253
Khajit has wares, if you have coin

>> No.6466334
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6466334

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lZNoDc3SiE

Found this guy in Joey's comments...

>> No.6466390

>>6466273
Much snow in Skyrim. Enough snow. M'aiq does not want any more.

>> No.6466418

>>6465348
yup, his videos arent entertaining anymore

>> No.6466454

>>6466418
His latest video was pretty funny.

>> No.6466464

>>6466334
Jason Callan. That guy has a few screws loose. He's a gulf war vet. Has a video shirtless saying he'd be really nice to some chick. Wonder if he removed that.

>> No.6466490

>>6466253
kek. I can imagine Ben getting his shit kicked in by 3 other kids and screaming "My dad's a celebrity! My dad's a celebrity! over and over. Meanwhile Ken's in the cafeteria filming himself eating school pizza, canned corn, and tater tots.

>> No.6466515

>>6466334
See this is the type of shit we need to be replacing joey with. Not that fat cuck jack.
Jack's production value is on the same level as Ken's. Plus he has way more subscribers than Joey.

>> No.6466532

>>6466515
>more subscribers
>better
Jack is good at appealing to morons

>> No.6466540

>>6466532
So you're saying /ck/ is full of morons?
Seems about right...

>> No.6466728 [DELETED] 

Does anyone know joeys birthday? I want to kill myself on his birthday

>> No.6466762

>>6466728
Why would you do such a thing anon? Joey loves you.

>> No.6466764

>>6466728
Wouldn't it be better to choose a time and day more personally meaningful?

>> No.6466775

>>6464529
Burritozilla challenge

>> No.6466792

>>6466775
That was such a good video but I can't watch it again because the Ken music triggers me.

>> No.6467003

Hey gang! Woowoowoo!!! I just got linked this website by a commenter on my youtube channel and Im here to answer questions and take suggestions!

>> No.6467015

>>6467003
Like your videos Joey but cut ties with Ken, he is very unsavory character in my books. Don't trust him and his tax dodging ways and his production values cheapen the genre. Hate hate that guy.

>> No.6467021

>>6467003
Joey why did you block me? I love you

>> No.6467029

>>6467021
Whats your name? Might of done it by accident, its happened before!

>> No.6467078

>>6467003
Did they mention what tripcodes were when they linked you

Go back to /pol/, kid.

>> No.6467406

>>6464943

That white shit in his left eye is really bugging me.

>> No.6467720

>>6464340
I hope Ken mentions this in a vlog or something, damn

>> No.6467741

>>6463280
He does it in his latest video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MByG2325IA
6:23

>> No.6467867

>>6467741
>using all those cupons
kek
I would like to see him come to california and try to do all that shit with an order. the mexicans would get his no pickles no ice 2 coupon order so screwed up it wouldn't even be funny.

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Why does Joey look like he's about to cry in all his thumbnails

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>>6467867
>lives in California
>complains about Mexicans getting orders wrong
J-Joey?

>> No.6467921

>>6464070
Ken is fucking retarded. He thinks he is super fit and can get away with shoving deep fried 3000 calorie meals down his throat 5 or 6 times a week along with the other shit he's eating. Joey will outlive Ken mark my words. Ken's cholesterol levels have to be through the fucking roof.

>> No.6467964

>>6463492
what does she look like?

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6467997

>>6464340
>Justin Fazoli

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>>6467964
Pic related. It doesn't matter, her and Ben are literally walking tax credits. The minute Ken can't claim them as depenents is when he throws them out of the house. One of my favorite Ken hate moments is when Ken literally rolls his eyes at his son when Ben says he is going to be late to work because he has an actual job. Yes Ken rolls his eyes at people who have real jobs even if they are his own son. What a scumbag.

>> No.6468216

>>6466334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrIvMC7fwb4

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>>6468054
Sucking dicks at gas stations around town is not a "job" really

>> No.6468746

>>6467741
God the fact you told me I have to wait 6:23 to hear it? How fucking long are his reviews!?? 11:13? Holy shit, what could this fuck of a person have to talk about for that long??

>> No.6468762

>>6468227
Women with paler skin tones, and pronounced discoloration around their eyes tend to strike me as extremely attractive.

Just thought /ck/ should know.

>> No.6468772

>>6468762
Dude, he was talking his faggot son Ben.

>> No.6468786

Why do people watch fat disgusting slobs eat fast food in their cars? People were shamed for doing this not long ago and now they are paid for it? This society cant end fast enough, tell you what.

>> No.6468795

>>6468786
Just kill yourself and you won't have to deal with it anymore.

>> No.6468797

>>6468772
I meant the image posted.

>> No.6468859
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>>6467905
Mexicans hate each other almost as much as they hate the blacks.

>> No.6468893

>>6468795
Hi joey

>> No.6468989

https://youtu.be/F__AnPhoXy0

>> No.6469010

Does anyone know Joey's birthday? I want to kill myself on his birthday.

>> No.6469160

>>6468989
>Doesn't even have a car.
This guy is the new hero.

>> No.6469885
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6469885

How long until Joey gives up trying to lose weight? How long until his life spirals out of control and he loses to the despair, loneliness and depression he has numbed with fast food for 30 years? It's only a matter of time until he really loses it, gyang :(

>> No.6470552
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6470552

Daily reminder that that bald loser Ken wasn't able to dupe enough people on indigo into funding a free trip to California for him; which he probably would have wrote off as a business trip.

>> No.6470553

Would joey rate a spoonful of mayonnaise a 10/10?

>> No.6470801

best joey vids to watch at plus or minus speeds?

>> No.6471048

>>6462701
Eating fast food isn't a job. FUck that motherfucker for stealing my tax dollars to stuff his ugly fat face.

>> No.6471186

>>6470552
>probably
WOULD OF/WILL

>> No.6471189

>>6468989
wish I could be this autistic and not give a fuck

>> No.6471374

We all can't stand Ken Faggik but I really hate that Healthy Junk Food chink that spams Joeys videos

>> No.6472018

>>6471048
The world today is a strange place. Ken and Daym make like 10X more money than fast food employees, just by eating fast food.

>> No.6472041

>>6468054
>WE ARE THE WALKING TAX CREDIT

corrraaalllllll

>> No.6472066
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6472066

>>6470552
>virtual high five

What a lovely reward

>> No.6472086

>>6470552
Indiegogo lets you keep the money even if you don't make the goal. I'm fucking shocked he hasn't started a Patreon. It will happen soon mark my words.

>> No.6472113

>>6472086
>Indiegogo lets you keep the money even if you don't make the goal
Oh fuck, so that trip he made to California was actually funded by people and he got tax written off because of it.
Sickening.

>> No.6472438

>>6472113
Yup. Ken's a crook.

>> No.6472548

I'm late to the joey party. What is his deal? Does he have a job? What is this drama between him and other youtubers? I must know.

>> No.6472675

Has there ever been any new Joey remixes or youtube poops like this? http://a.pomf.se/teohdv.webm

>> No.6472691

>>6472548
Yep, Joey is employed as a catering chef/manager has an actual job and not just driving around town in his Toyota Echo with vanity plate eating tacos.

>> No.6472713

>2015
>Not peeping out Ian Keiner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU-tab5uFh8

>> No.6472719

>>6472713
ugg not another one

>> No.6472723
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>>6472675
A few
https://youtu.be/TRYkVE9opGs
https://youtu.be/fBSsjihUuYg
https://youtu.be/Acivo2F_U6g
https://youtu.be/8TR9ptzAzMM

>> No.6472940
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6472940

>>6472713
someone called him a penis monkey in the comments when he was replying to somebody

>> No.6472968

If you were to show someone ONE Joey review in hopes of converting them to Broeyism, which would it be?

>> No.6472971

>>6472968
>>6472940
nutella challenge

>> No.6473007
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6473007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP-dvyew3Dc

>> No.6473162

>>6472968
Monkey style, or KFC boneless chicken.

>> No.6473193

>>6473007
trying to stay topical with the may-pac fight. l o l.

>> No.6473217

>Not being part of based SaS

Fuck Joey.

>> No.6473219

>>6473217
https://www.youtube.com/user/brandonryche

Heres the channel link for all you fucking plebs

>> No.6473220

>>6473007
>Joey annihilating a napkin in a single mouth wipe

good ol joe

>> No.6473248

>>6473007

Wow so joey thinks we want to hear his "serious" pontification on the importance of humility... smdh...

>> No.6473262

>>6473007
>with all his success umm you should be a humble person but ya know thats his style and thats his personality but still remember to always be humble everyone dont be condescending or arrogant because people dont like you and its not a good trait

That had to be aimed at Ken.
SHOTS FIRED! WAR TIME BROEYS!!!

>> No.6473297

>>6473217
>>6473219
downvote ;)

>> No.6473632

>>6473007

wtf. REALLY missing the old Joe

>> No.6474038

>>6470801
PLEASE

>> No.6474058
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6474058

Is Joey no longer on Team Daym? Who is on Team Daym? What is Team Daym?

>> No.6474449

>>6473262
It's not a war with an already victor. AKA MAH JOEY

>> No.6474496
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6474496

>>6472713
He tries so hard to be like Daym and making that phrase "peep this out" happen. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN, IAN.

>> No.6474838

>>6468989
I can't tell if this guy is a troll or legit autistic.
He doesn't even have the camera showing anything for half the video.

>> No.6474940

>>6473007
I love it when he starts trying to educate you on historical stuff then he realizes he has no idea what he is talking about half way through and just stops.

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>> No.6475735

>>6472968
Wasabi challenge

>> No.6475906

joey is a dead meme, cucking it with jack is where its AT

>> No.6475923

>>6475906
Back to your own thread you ja/ck/al
>>6459946

>> No.6476571

>>6464340
Can someone do a transcript of this? I can't hear a fucking thing.

>> No.6476594
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6476594

Love you joey

>> No.6476597

>>6468989
YES

THIS EDGY LO-FI LOOK IS WHERE IT'S AT

THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN RECOVERING ADDICT SNACKS

>> No.6477596

>>6476597
thanks, I lost my way. broeys are so nice

>> No.6478248

Ken "SHOTS FIRED" Domik

Calling out all ya'll who get butthurt about him writing off his food!!

>> No.6478252

>>6478248
ok ken :S cool story bro

>> No.6478253

JUST

>> No.6478258

FOR

>> No.6478261

YOU

>> No.6478266

AND

>> No.6478271

I defended Joey from ladytrayce, damarius bridchforth and other trolls. But if this is the shit he wants to put out... then... and it pains me to say it...

#killjoey

>> No.6478272

JUST

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6478275

>>6478248
If Ken gets say $50 "sponsor" money he'll write off that $50 as "business income." Then buy $10 of food and write that off as a "business expense" then donate the remaining $40 to the local food bank and write that off as a "charitable donation."
Ken will stretch $50 into $100 of tax write-offs; it's basically robbing the country of tax resources all so he can scoot around town in his faggotmobile taking selfies with burgers. Absolutely disgusting.

If Ken was actually tolerable and not some annoying, old mid-life crisis attention whore that nobody relates to then maybe i'd be a bit more forgiving of his shameful tax indiscretions.

>> No.6478276

FOR

>> No.6478280

>>6478272
Fuck you

>> No.6478281

YOU

>> No.6478287

sponsored by KBDproductionstv

He makes money unlike Joey.

>> No.6478292

>>6478287
he's a sellout faggot mcdonald's shill

>> No.6478295

>>6478292
Making that cash unlike you and Fat Joe.

>> No.6478300

>>6478295
I make cash with a respectable career and not by reviewing fish sandwiches in my car and being a disgrace to my family.

>> No.6478306

>>6478300
Being NEET and on welfare isn't a career.

>> No.6478334
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6478334

>>6474943
I have no idea why that kenface in the bottom left makes me laugh so hard holy fuck

>> No.6478357
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6478357

>>6478275
> Writing off income

Wut?

>> No.6478403

>>6478306
Go away Ken, for christ sake.

>> No.6478412

>>6470552
>not involving The LA Beast
What a fucking shitbag

>> No.6478435

>>6478403
New reviewbrah video now too.

Shitting on lazy Joe today.

I actually like Joey and all of them except the black guy. Never heard of jack though.

>> No.6478462

>>6478412
for a disgusting man child, he's hot.

>> No.6478469

>>6478357
>moves the my computer folder to the trashcan
>only the crt monitor disappears
fuck I am angry.

>> No.6478478

>>6478462
Eating hot dogs without chewing is an amazing work of art

>> No.6478615

Ken said something about people bitching about him writing things off in his latest video lel

>> No.6478720

>>6478615
https://youtu.be/_Rz6Emp8-t0?t=109
right here

>> No.6478727
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6478727

Ken is literally everything wrong with society. Self-righteous, narcissist retard who thinks he's god's gift to the universe, even though he's just a fat middle aged bald retard who scams the government out of money so he can eat trash food in his fucking car.

>> No.6478737
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6478737

Based Mr. Chef

>> No.6478738

>>6478720
>EATING IN MY CAR AND ACTING LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL IS MY JOB

>> No.6478746

At least Joey has a career and just reviews food on the side for enjoyment. Ken just gets hungry and decides to go out and have a snack and giving the gubmint the slip.
If I saw someone advertising their lame channel with a toyota echo i'd laugh and not even consider going to their website. At least buy a a decent car that you can write off as a business expense.

>> No.6478747

ken you fucking cunt fuck you

>> No.6478749
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6478749

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tcXblWojdM

>> No.6478753

>>6478747
this tbh

>> No.6478759

>>6478746
>If I saw someone advertising their lame channel with a toyota echo
Pics? I can just imagine this bald cocksucker driving around thinking he's hot shit because MUH FOOD REVIEWER

>> No.6478780

>>6478720
>fat narcissistic bald cunt's job is eating junk food in his car and filming himself
Hey, my job is masturbating and ordering anime figures, can I write that off too?

>> No.6478790

>>6468989
>think he's just sitting in an empty part of the restaurant
>girl sitting directly across from him watching him talk to himself and eat in front of a camera
YES! I LOVE IT!

>> No.6478797

why is he so fat

>> No.6478800

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSC30fTd8QU
>actually eating in the fucking restaurant
This kid's got promise.

>> No.6478811
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6478811

>>6478759
here's him with his shitbox complete with vanity plate

>> No.6478813

>>6478811
>dat smirk
my hate for this canuck fuck grows with the passing of each day

>> No.6478819

>>6478811
I'm surprised this fucking homo didn't put on his faggot Breaking Bad hat so he could feel like a real cool guy.

>> No.6478823

>>6478811
Fuck this guy so hard.
Look at that piece of shit Toyota.
I hope he gets hit by a drunk driver.

>> No.6478826

>>6478823
I hope it's during a review.

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6478829

>>6478819
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>> No.6478836

Do you think Ken's wife gets a black bull to pound her while he looks at himself in the mirror jerking off and writing off the condoms as a business expense?

>> No.6478837

>>6478829

i hope he dies

>> No.6478842

>>6478811
So this is what trench coat fedoras grow up into

>> No.6478846

>>6478811
lel, could you be any more attention whore?

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6478984

>>6478846
Ken is the biggest attention whore I've ever seen, including females. Look at his social media accounts. I don't even know what some of them are. I'm genuinely surprised MySpace isn't on there.

>> No.6479000

>>6478811
Canadian Cunt Destroyer

>> No.6479002

>>6478984
RARE PEPE
A
R
E
P
E
P
E

>> No.6479005
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6479005

>>6478984
>Song: Peppy Pepe

>> No.6479043

>>6479005

Hey can i save this, i will screen shot and send to your tax agency so we can get write offs. Thnx

#smartbusinesschoices #goodfood #scrachsniffforme

>> No.6479046

>>6478984
>iTunes logo
the fuck? is that social media now?

>> No.6479123

Here we go!
Arby’s® Smokehouse Turkey Sandwich REVIEW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdoEMQBYgW0

>> No.6479134

If you had to fuck* Joey, Ken or Jack, OR if you had to fuck pic related AND you had to lose both your legs after, what would you do?

*Youd top whoever and then they'd top you

>> No.6479135
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6479135

>>6479123
EVERY. FUCKING. VIDEO.

>> No.6479137

>>6479134
>mfw no pic related

>> No.6479138
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>>6479134

Fuck i knew my dumb ass would forget the pic

>> No.6479149

>>6478275
>writing off business income.
You do not know how the world works do you?

>> No.6479163

K call me a troll call me a fag, whatever. I am Albert Bill. Yes no joke, the "famous" dipshit who spent too much time on joeys vids.

I decided to shut down my account because i a) spent too much time on joey's comments and b) my hobby was leaving racist, cussfilled and homophobic comments on other ppls comments (it was fun, but yea, i know im lame).

Anyway i shut down my account so i decided to give one last hurrah. I emailed joey and told him im going on a trip around the world so i wouldnt be able to comment on his shit again. I asked him for a shout out.

Nothing. He didnt shout out someone who said they're going on a world wide trip and would nwver bw able to watch abnother of his vids. Wtf?!?!?!?

>> No.6479171

>>6479163
Thank you for your service Albert. What video did Joey most recently give out shout outs? I can't recall him doing shout outs in anything recent.

>> No.6479175

>>6479138
Just call me Bladerunner

>> No.6479176

>>6479123
i watch all new joey vids at 2x speed for the first time so that i don't know what to expect. the woowoos get me every time

>> No.6479180

>>6479171

He did a 10 min video from twitter like... february? Other than that he has bwen saying hed do a shout out "on friday" vid since 2 weeks ago and no cigar.

>> No.6479188

>>6479176
Lol. I don't think there were any WOOO's in this video though?

>>6479180
Could you post a link? I'm not gonna go dig through his twitter for it. And I know he's been promising shoutouts and no dice. He also said a pizza review is coming this week but nothing yet. Guess it's gonna have to be on Fri.

>> No.6479194

>>6479123
#KILLJOEY

worst fuckin review ever

>> No.6479201

oh my fucking god, skip to 1 minute 50

https://youtu.be/_Rz6Emp8-t0?t=110

TAX SCUM

>> No.6479212

>>6479188
>Could you post a link? I'm not gonna go dig through his twitter for it.

Fuck k ill try but if i dont respond i got pissed off looking thru this jackass vids.

>> No.6479216

>>6479188

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nEmS2EiKEt0

>> No.6479235

>>6479201
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE CAUGHT ON!!!

>> No.6479242

>>6479201

what the fuck reality am i i i innnnn

>> No.6479245

>>6479201
I really hate him

>> No.6479246

>>6479242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsHtSPub3w8

>> No.6479249

>>6479201
I'M MIKE GODRY. THUMBS UP MY COMMENT

>> No.6479256

>>6479201
Get /b/ on this faggot's shit. if they still good for something.

>> No.6479260

>>6479256

They just smoke weed and fap to traps now

>> No.6479269

https://ca.linkedin.com/pub/ken-domik/14/633/ab4

This faggot really eats fast food for a living.

>> No.6479270

>>6479260
funny cuz I'm high af right now. lol. Chanko Nabe!

>> No.6479273

>>6479270

Yeah well im drunk isnt this just a bag of fuckin giggles.

>> No.6479280

>>6479273
>https://ca.linkedin.com/pub/ken-domik/14/633/ab4
Rally the fucking troops of fourchan! the bored keyboard warriors trrying to parrtake in a fucking spectacle for shits and gigs!

>> No.6479284

LadyTrayce
23 minutes ago · Shared publicly

Great review! I tried this and everything about it was fresh and tasty....except that white BBQ sauce. I thought it was disgusting. It would have been 1000 times better with the regular BBQ which is what they use on the brisket version of this sandwich...I greatly preferred the smokehouse brisket to this one.


Good fuck joey. Enjoy sucking ladytrayces ass. Fucking faggot. Fuck joey. Fuckin hate him now

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6479451

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bicbVsLncs

Shilling my last Joey video for a while.

>> No.6479454

>>6479123
>that comments section tho

>> No.6479461

>>6479134
>>6479138
Are you retarded? Fuck that nice chunky piece of ass and get a wheel chair and sick blade legs? Easy choice.

>> No.6479480

>>6479201
I don't even care if his write off is legal or not. But he's a massive douche about it.

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>>6479451
Jesus Christ anon...

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>>6479491
>Jesus Christ anon...
No. I am but a man.

>> No.6479651

>>6479451
Please make more hahahahaha

>> No.6479795

The Joey animation: part 1 of 2. Death has not yet crept in.

https://youtu.be/0LlubTfh7GM

>> No.6479805

>>6479795
WOO WOO WOO

>> No.6479836

>>6479163
Is this really albert bill and did lady tranny really post your address and phone number

>> No.6479838

>>6468989
NEWMAN

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>>6479795
holy fk ahahahaha

>> No.6479881

>>6479123
dropped. thought I would be a broey for life even through his downfall I still came but his videos are freaking dull now. It's like s totally different person.

least in kens videos you can laugh at him.

>> No.6480019
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>>6479795
I always hope for an update to the animation whenever I check these threads. Joey is disappointing me lately but based Hoey always delivers

>> No.6480352
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6480352

>>6479795
>mfw anytime watching those videos

Joey would be proud.

>> No.6480642

>>6474058
Can anyone answer this? Was there ever more people than just Joey in #TeamDaym or is it something he made up to sound less lonely?

>> No.6480743
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Joey is dead and he killed himself

>> No.6480746

>>6464176
what a boring place to bike

>> No.6480767

>>6480743
I hate him

>> No.6480794

Where were you when Joey became a Jew/Ken?

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6480797

>>6480794

>> No.6480809

>>6480797
He's been doing that forever. There's nothing Jewey about allowing people to send you money if they want, he never even mentions it.

That said #killjoey
He's lost it

>> No.6480914

I-is it true that the king is dead?

>> No.6480954

>>6478984
/mu/ here. Anyone cop Ken's mix on itunes yet?

>> No.6480982

>>6480954
It'll be recordings of his food reviews.

>> No.6480995
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6480995

>>6480914
There's a new king in town

>> No.6481041

>>6480914
yes joey is dead, cucking with jack is where the partys at

>> No.6481221

>>6479836

Yes this is albert bill. And no LT didn't dox me, someone started a rumor to explain my absence. but the reality is that i spent too much time on his comments and i realized that i was posting a lot of troll comments on other videos tht could btfo me if i got doxxed so i shut down the operation. seems like i bailed right before the blimp exploded, aka right before joey became complete shit

>> No.6481228

>>6481221

really, our greatest accomplishment was Operation Nacho Cheese. he didnt want to do it at all and LT almost persuaded him from doing it. we managed to get it, but it failed to go viral (no shit, he bitched about his constitution and only did 2 jars, taking like 8 bites out of the whole thing) and so he'll never do anything like that again. even the burritozilla challenge was pretty lackluster.