Whats the most of something you've ever eaten

[Anonymous No.6523135]

Just ate 30 takoyaki. Where can I lay down and die?

[Anonymous No.6523145]

One time I ate a lot...a LOT of pierogies. I just...one I start I can't stop. They're like fucking crack to me with loads of sour cream to dip them in, it's why I never buy them.

[Anonymous No.6523152]

>>6523135
I ate an entire box of pic related (as well as 1 pound of chicken)

"Marijuana is harmless", they said.

[Anonymous No.6523167]

One time i had a whole marijuana and i ate 2 boxes this shit. I even made an entire package of bacon to put on top of it.

I've been trying to digest that meal for 4 years.

[Anonymous No.6523172]

>>6523135
One of those chick-fil-a platters of nuggets

[Anonymous No.6523181]

>>6523152
>A box of noodles, a pound of meat, and some cheesy sauce.
>My bro is watching competitive eaters scarf down more than that on a regular bussiness.

That said, I did just have half a pizza over lunch and dinner the other day. Felt horrible about it at night though.

>Not eating the entire pizza.
It was an 18-incher, and damned if I can be arsed to make myself eaf so much, and deny my siblings a good meal.

[Anonymous No.6523188]

>>6523135
>tfw nearly stuffed after like 5

Why would you do that?

[Anonymous No.6523198]

>>6523188
I really like them.

I made them all from scratch, too.

[Anonymous No.6523199]

Takoyaki were mega disappointing after all the hype. Most of the flavour seemed to be in the top piece with the sauce and mayo after that it was just like bland nothingness. I don't know I'm willing to bet it was just the restaurant but I heard them talking to each other in Japanese in the back so at least it wasn't coreas faking it like usual.

[Anonymous No.6523208]

>>6523199
Its not as great as its hyped up to be. Even in Osaka. Okonomiyaki is similar but better

[Anonymous No.6523214]

>>6523135

>30 takoyaki

RIP, octo-friends ;_;

[Anonymous No.6523216]

Ate a large pizza once.

[Anonymous No.6523218]

Ate around 2 kgs of peanuts once. I had the worst pain in my stomach regions (I assume it was kidney or something trying to process so much protein). It felt like I was dying and had sharp throbbing pains. I don't eat peanuts anymore.

[Anonymous No.6523227]

a couple pounds of sour patch kids

my poop turned neon green

[Anonymous No.6523247]

>>6523135
>kicked out of a $30 all you can eat korean bbq joint
>ate nothing but spare ribs, miso soup, water and a little noodles
Destroyed them..

[Anonymous No.6523253]

>>6523218
I imagine at certain levels peanuts become toxic.

[Anonymous No.6523268]

>>6523152
>>6523167
good bye intestines.

[Anonymous No.6523281]

>>6523135
One time I grabbed a jimmy johns gargantuan and ate it whole driving to my buddies house, once I got there I finished it on his doorstep, he got outside and said wow jimmy johns sounds really good so we hopped in his car and we went to jimmy johns where I got and ate another gargantuan
And after the second one I was just a bit beyond comfortably full

[Anonymous No.6523289]

>>6523253
So does water

[Anonymous No.6523304]

>2010
>junior year of high school
>gigantic pothead
>get high with friends
>go to chinese buffet
>16 plates of General Tso's Chicken
>puke in his car on the way back

[Anonymous No.6523319]

>>6523247
How did they kick you out? Was it closing time or did they legitimate kick you out for being a fatty?

[Anonymous No.6523324]

There's this $13 sushi buffet near me and I once ate 50+ rolls there.

[Anonymous No.6523328]

>>6523319
I had a piles of rib bones and they put down the check and turned off the gas grill. I said I wasn't done yet loudly and they said I ate too much and that I was done. People were looking at me. I paid and left.

No tip for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.6523330]

I went to a german sausage place and ordered 3 sausages, with fries, a mac & cheese, and a salad.

The waitress delivered to me 3 plates of sausages and fries, a mac & cheese, and a salad. There was a lot of potato consumed that day. I was amazed I could even walk after. The waitress was kind enough to fix the cost of the order, and I left a decent tip.

[Anonymous No.6523332]

>>6523135
Took an employee out to eat one night. He ate an entire entree of prime rib and sides. Then ordered and ate another entree of prime rib.

On a different occasion, same employee ate two Carolina burgers, fries, an order of onion rings, two hot dogs all the way, and a tenderloin plate (tenderloin and two sides).

SOB is now 34 and still 6'1"" and roughly 200 pounds of /fit/. And the bastard drinks 18-24 beers a night.

[Anonymous No.6523337]

One time I ate in a pizza buffet for a bit over three hours with my brother. Ran through the line for like dozen times.

[Anonymous No.6523341]

>>6523135
A full 18" pizza + 2 soda's, a salad, and half a sandwich.

Compared to some other peoples records I'm sure it isn't all that special but it was a fuckload for me. I hardly eat. I usually only have 1400 calories a day. I'm 6 ft 2 in and 125 lb.

[Anonymous No.6523358]

>>6523135
I won a fresh jalapeno eating contest in college once. I won with only 23, actually. I'd NEVER do that again though. My stomach and my asshole were in rage mode for a week.

[Anonymous No.6523361]

>>6523341
Hello fellow skeleton

[Anonymous No.6523462]

>>6523218

That's 12.000 kcal and change mate, no wonder you felt like dying. It's enough energy for 5 fucking days easily.

[Anonymous No.6523468]

>>6523199
I find that takoyaki, when they have just been done, tend to taste just like molten lava and unbearable hotness. I prefer them lukewarm or even cold, that way I can actually taste what's inside without dying.

[Anonymous No.6523494]

Entire 24" pizza, 2 liter of Coke, and a bunch of garlic bread with dipping sauce.
Felt god awful for a good while afterwards, but walking it off helped with that.

[Anonymous No.6523496]

>>6523468
>I prefer them lukewarm or even cold
Cold, you say?

[Anonymous No.6523520]

I can eat an entire carrot cake if I wanted to.

I never have, but I know I could.

[Anonymous No.6523546]

>>6523135
The one that was probably the most detrimental to my health would be me eating 5 or so bags of Belly Flop jelly beans and then a bag of gummy lifesavers. Did I feel like dying after that.

[Anonymous No.6523552]

>>6523468
>cold

[Anonymous No.6523560]

Two large pizzas from Pazzo's Pizzeria in Lexington, KY. I was starving and pizza is one of those things that I can eat the hell out of.

One of them was steak, artichoke hearts, and feta cheese. The other was extra mushrooms with garlic and onions.

Washed it down with Kentucky ale.

[Anonymous No.6523569]

>>6523552
Yeah, cold. Come at me, bruh

[Anonymous No.6523575]

>>6523167
>>6523152
I cannot count the number of times I have consumed an entire block of velveta in a single sitting because I love queso so fucking much.

Surprisingly, I am not a hambeast and the last time I smoked marijuana was without thinking about it when it was passed to me at a party a few years ago.

[Anonymous No.6523682]

three large kebabs. never again.

[Anonymous No.6523704]

Seven dinner plates full of steamed flounder with ginger and shredded leeks and/or sautéed asian broccoli with garlic and oyster sauce. Also one family bowl of white rice. To myself. At an AYCE Shanghainese place that closed for some reason even though the place was super popular and always crowded.
Must have been about 7-8lbs/3-3½kg of food.

[Anonymous No.6523721]

Huge portion of fried rice with shrimp, and four mcdonalds cheeseburgers beforehand.

Also 0,5l of vodka and 2l of long drink

[Anonymous No.6523737]

50 raw oysters on the half shell on my birthday. It was glorious.

[Anonymous No.6523753]

50 crab claws at the shrimp basket in gulf shores, alabama when I was 14. They were pretty small, but still. Didn't eat crab for over 2 years after and still have an aversion to it 14 years later.

[Anonymous No.6523756]

Currently on a fucking poutine binge.. I gotta stop before I turn out to hate them. I've had one a day in the last 4 days, and I just had one for breakfast. Granted, it was to help with a hangover but goddamn. Shit's delicious.

[Anonymous No.6523762]

Me and my friend went to this seafood shack in buffalo and we each polished off 50 oysters and clams each. My butthole still hasn't forgiven me for the anal exorcism that followed later.

[Anonymous No.6523801]

>High as fuck in college
>Whole block of velveta
>Whole can of hot Rotel
>Nuked that shit in a microwave.
>Ate it with an entire bag of chips.

[Anonymous No.6523823]

Got high with bros, ate about 2 liters of deer gulash when I got the munchies

[Anonymous No.6523829]

>>6523737
Is that Misato?

[Anonymous No.6523837]

My dad used to get me the kid's meal at whatever restaurant we went to for many years. Anyway, to prove a point, when he let me order off the adult menu at 13, I ate a bowl of Cream of Crab soup, 8 hot buffalo wings with blue cheese, celery, cauliflower, and baby carrots along with a full dinner rack of baby back ribs, a caesar side salad, an entire small roasted chicken, and slice of peanut butter pie ala mode with vanilla ice cream. I was 80 lbs. tops soaking weight.

The most I've ever eaten was six full dinner plates at an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet which consisted roughly of three full sushi rolls and a few pieces of sashimi; a plate of combination lo mein covered in orange chicken, pepper beef, and sweet & sour pork; a plate of combination fried riced covered in Mongolian beef, General Tso's chicken, and Szechuan shrimp; a plate of crab rangoons, beef wontons, pork gyozas, and yakitori; a plate of snow crab legs with butter on the side; a dessert plate of various cookies, cakes, and candies. Also, I had a bowl of hot & sour soup and a variety of condiments. I was on an anti-psychotic my shithead doctor prescribed me at the time for anxiety, and fuck did I get fat. Holy shit.

[Anonymous No.6523862]

22 hotdogs

[Anonymous No.6523892]

I think I ate 15 big slices of pizza with extra dough in highschool at all you can eat pizza hut. Pretty good deal for $3

[Anonymous No.6523897]

>>6523892
what the fuck is 'extra dough'?
you ate uncooked pizza crust at a buffet?

[Anonymous No.6523905]

>>6523897
I mean, since it is all you can eat pizzas, they are usually extra tick to get you full faster

[Anonymous No.6523910]

Once ate a hundred of these.

[Anonymous No.6523911]

The most I'll eat at one time is a whole medium pizza (8 slices). Mean when I just want to buy some take out, the pizza cost less than 6 dollars whereas everything in the direct area is more or less the same price but for half the food.

[Anonymous No.6523921]

>>6523247
Next time call 911. A buffet is a buffet.

[Anonymous No.6523924]

>>6523910
You trying to reference Malcom in the Middle at me son?

[Anonymous No.6523936]

>>6523332
His liver will give out soon enough.

[Anonymous No.6523955]

>>6523341
Hello Skeleton Jelly.

[Anonymous No.6524010]

>>6523135
around 40 or so wings, and 12 beers. i had just turned 21 and i wanted to feel as manly as a guy sitting alone watching anime could possibly feel on his birthday.

[Anonymous No.6524265]

Whenever I eat KBBQ AYCE things can get...ugly

I shovel enough samgyupsal, galbi, kimchi, bean sprouts, lettuce, and rice paper into my stomach to last a few days and feel terrible every time

[Anonymous No.6524446]

Me and my friend, hungry as fuck ine night, order a 28 in. Pizza with Pepperoni and Mushrooms along with a huge salad and fries. Destroyed that motherfucker in 30mins

[Anonymous No.6524455]

2 kg of bread

[Anonymous No.6524460]

>>6523152
>smoke pot for the first time with a buddy
>it was around 2 pm
>suddenly its 5pm and we're playing tennis with another bro
>suddenly its 8pm and im home with a double quarterpounder meal, 2 mcchickens, and 10 pc mcnuggets
>eat it all, crawl in bed
>wake up next day wondering what the fuck happened and why am i sleeping in mcdonalds wrappers

never again

[Anonymous No.6524499]

8 crossants with melted butter, melted cheese dipped in tomato sauce with 4 cans of 7 up. I was so fucking high. Then I needed something sweet and creamy so I ate brownies and milk for dessert before falling asleep. I woke up feeling so shitty. Glad I'm not that fat anymore

[Anonymous No.6524518]

>>6523924

I think that was a reference. Along with the 100 push up thing.

[Anonymous No.6524526]

My mother once dropped my brother and I off at the dentist, then left for work. We were supposed to have our appointments, then walk to her office (roughly two miles away). Instead, after we went to get our teeth cleaned we stopped for breakfast and spent roughly $100 at a diner between us. The list:

>2 meat lover's three-egg omelets
>2 orders of corned beef hash
>8 slices of buttered, thick-cut sourdough toast
>2 bagels with cream cheese
>1 gallon (slightly give or take) of cranberry juice
>2 full pots of coffee
>2 chicken-fried steaks with white pepper gravy
>4 biscuits with white pepper gravy
>2 orders of eggs benedict
>Innumerable salt and pepper packets, jam/jelly single-serves

We felt like shit afterward.

[Anonymous No.6524529]

At some steakhouse in Chicago with the wife for anniversary.
>6 giant prawns, some buttered bread and foie gras mousse with two glasses of wine to start, and an aperitif
>28oz porterhouse
>we split sides of lobster mac and cheese, creamed spinach, truffled potato au gratin, and grilled asparagus
>another glass of wine
>chocolate souflee with more wine and a scoop of tahitian vanilla ice cream
>digestif and two oz of cheese

All in all we spent around $300. We tried to have sex but were both too drunk and full, so we watched tv and fell asleep for 14 hours.

10/10 would eat it all again.

[Anonymous No.6524534]

>>6524529
>We tried to have sex but were both too drunk and full, so we watched tv and fell asleep for 14 hours.

Sounds like married life.

Congrats on your steak and your anniversary, anon. Sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.6524559]

three triple whopper meals fries and al i was only 11