/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6550228]

>2015
>not using vegan mayo
Step up, queers.

[Anonymous No.6550231]

>using meme mayo

[Anonymous No.6550232]

>>6550228
Not using mayo that has sweetener in it either.

[Anonymous No.6550248]

>putting memespreads on yr. food

shame

[Anonymous No.6550253]

I FUCKING ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT THIS GARBAGE SINCE IT WAS THE CHEAPEST MAYONNAISE AT THE STORE

IT SAYS JUST MAYO, IT HAS A PICTURE OF AN EGG

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS FAKE MAYO

ITS DISGUSTING AND RUINS ANYTHING YOU PUT IT IN

0/10

[Anonymous No.6550259]

>>6550253
you seem a little upset

[Anonymous No.6550261]

>>6550259
im really upset

[Anonymous No.6550266]

>>6550261
i dont blame yah

[Anonymous No.6550267]

>>6550266
Literally imagine the worst, off tasting deviled eggs.

Deviled eggs are so fucking easy and one of my favorite foods, I was upset as fuck that I wrecked 12 eggs with that stuff.

[Anonymous No.6550273]

Yeah, except when it turns into a fucking milkshake after a week that no amount of shaking resolves.

[Anonymous No.6550276]

>>6550253
>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS FAKE MAYO

Uhm, read the ingredients list?

[Anonymous No.6550283]

>>6550276
Literally who does this when they buy something? It was cheap, said "Just Mayo", and had an egg on it. I was like, oh sweet, fancy mayo and it's cheap! I chucked it in the cart without a further thought as I had to buy other things.

[Anonymous No.6550289]

I like just mayo just fine. Hellmann's is tastier imo, but I don't like chicken farming practices in general so I'm happy to have an alternative that isn't that foul shit vegenaise. I've only put it on sandwiches and made chickpea salad with it, but it has tasted fine to my palette on both occasions.

[Anonymous No.6550290]

>>6550283
Anyone with a brain would read the ingredients especially for something cheap

[Anonymous No.6550300]

>>6550273
>drinkable mayo
I think you're onto something

[Anonymous No.6550304]

>>6550290
I don't read the ingredients for anything because I don't fucking care. A product labelled mayo should be fucking mayo. I am an adult and go on shopping trips, I was there for a lot more than just fucking condiments, if I stopped and read the ingredients of every fucking thing I bought it would not only take forever but also be annoying to everyone else who needs to get through the aisles, as I live in a population dense area and stores are very crowded.

[Anonymous No.6550307]

>>6550290

[Anonymous No.6550317]

>not making your own mayo

[Anonymous No.6550321]

>>6550228
>2015
>not using Duke's

[Anonymous No.6550354]

>>6550304
"mayo" is not a food classification under FDA guidelines. nowhere on the package does it say that it's mayonnaise.

[Anonymous No.6550378]

[Anonymous No.6550423]

Get on my level. Delouis, god tier mayonnaise.

[Anonymous No.6550427]

>vegan versions of non-vegan food

Just fucking stop it you veg-heads. Stop trying to make your lifestyle something it's not.

[Anonymous No.6550435]

>>6550317
this nigga right here

[Anonymous No.6550441]

>>6550427
>being this assblasted over vegans' ability make carnist food look like slop.

[Anonymous No.6550564]

>>6550321
It's only a Southern thing apparently. Hard to find.

[Anonymous No.6550567]

>>6550441

I'm not against being a vegan, the way i see it your dumbass is leaving more delicious dead shit for myself in exchange for shitty nutrition and false sense of importance. What i am against is all you dipshits trying to recreate foods that contain animal products using stupid ingredients and making a disgusting mess which you dub food. Another thing if you would take your head out of your colon you would realize that even by typing on your keyboard in your heated house/apartment you are using animal byproducts anyway which means you're just self absorbed under educated hippie retard hypocrites that don't realize that to truly be a vegan would mean to go live in a forest and eat twigs and berries until a bear or a starving fox decides to enjoy a nice mouse in a trap. There is no such thing as a vegan.

[Anonymous No.6550568]

>>6550423
Et juste à côté une liste d'ingrédients longue comme le bras.

[Anonymous No.6550569]

>>6550253
They got sued and have to change the name.

[Anonymous No.6550576]

>>6550569
I hope it got changed to Just Not Mayo.

[Anonymous No.6550590]

>>6550321
>picture
>filename

[Anonymous No.6550594]

>>6550228
>Egg-free
>Picture of an egg

[Anonymous No.6550609]

>>6550228
>Not making your own mayo with fresh eggs, avocado oil, and freshly squeezed lemon juice and zest, and sea salt.

Get with the fucking program, you idiot.

[Anonymous No.6550669]

>>6550228
>using mayo to begin with
Ok

[Anonymous No.6550693]

>>6550304
>I don't read the ingredients for anything because I don't fucking care
it sounds like you do, though

[Anonymous No.6550731]

>>6550228
>no egg
They should be prohibited by the FDA from advertising as "mayo", "mayonnaise", or "edible".

>>6550253
And this is exactly why. It's false advertising, plain and simple. Especially with those graphics.

[Anonymous No.6550736]

Why must vegans & vegetarians make-pretend? Are they really so child-like they can't comprehend using different names for their different products? Are they secretly so desperate for dairy & meat that they need to pretend that's what they're eating to make them feel a little bit better?

[Anonymous No.6550743]

>>6550290
>I've never done the grocery shopping in my life

[Anonymous No.6550761]

>>6550228
that shit is expired son

[Anonymous No.6550763]

>>6550290
Well meme'd good sir. xD

[Anonymous No.6550766]

>>6550567
>I'm not assblasted
>long post of thinly veiled assblastment

[Anonymous No.6551525]

>>6550290
>>6550290
Just stop. Barely no one fucking checks the ingredients of every fucking thing they buy. Stop being retarded