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munchy solution that doesn't make you fat???

GOGOGOG

>> No.6584114

>>6584112
Shit ton of sauteed veggies in a light sauce

>> No.6584118

Veggie platters and hummus
Olives

>> No.6584121

A bowl of degenerate flakes.

>> No.6584123
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6584123

frooooot

>> No.6584125

>>6584112
Cheerios
Carrots
Pickles/Fresh Cucumbers

>> No.6584131

whatever you want as long as it fits within your daily caloric requirement

>> No.6584133
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6584133

>>6584125
>sliced fresh cucumber doused in vinegar and artificial sweetener of your choice

>> No.6584146

Tap water.

>> No.6584178

>>6584112
wheat tortilla with honey and milo sprinkled in it.
and of course water

>> No.6584313

One night I was on edibles high as fuck and I ate an entire watermelon.

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>>6584133

>> No.6584348

Honestly?

Make konjac crackers.

1) get powdered konjac
2) get vital wheat gluten
3) get some eggs
4) half and half
5) packet of ranch dressing mix

Take a cup of konjac powder, cup of vital wheat gluten, 2 eggs, and the packet of ranch and mix. Add a tablespoon of half and half and mix. Continue adding half and half until it reaches a batter like consistency.

Now, pour the mix onto a baking sheet lined with parchment paper.

bake at 300 for about 10 minutes until it hardens up.
At this point, you can brush on some butter if you want.
Set temp to 250 and continue baking until it hardens.

When it's done, you'll have a big cracker you can break into pieces and munch on that tastes of butter and ranch.

The entire thing is about 700 calories (depending on how much half and half you added), and has a shitload of fiber. This will make enough crackers to fit into 2 gallon sized plastic bags, and will keep for about 2 weeks.

>> No.6584351

Carrots

>> No.6584357

>>6584348
You're gonna be jackin off cons if you don't stop smoking all that damn weed

>> No.6584358
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6584358

>>6584313

That's actually a good way to starve if you're mexican.

Way to go anon, that idea is fucking great.

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>>6584112
>> crushed ice in water.

>> No.6585042

>>6584112

Ice cubes

>> No.6585045

Very small rocks.

>> No.6585086

>>6584112
If you smoke enough everyday you eventually stop getting the "munchies" and end up just eating like you normally would sober.

>> No.6585103

>>6584112
Yoghurt and granola with some honey or sauteed veggies and rice. Get high. Eat. Repeat

>> No.6585138

eat a bullet degenerate

>> No.6585141

>>6584112
stop smoking pot

>> No.6585361

I used to put a sweet potato in the oven before smoking. I dont know yalls tolerance though so it may be a better idea to make them as fries beforehand.

Still, bake them dont fry them since we're talking health conscious here

>> No.6585377

>>6584112
Salad. /thread

>> No.6585402

Usually when I'm high I go back and forth between wanting something sweet, and something salty. So usually I'll have some mixed fruit, grapes and strawberry's are so good when you're stoned. Then I'll have pita chips and a low fat dip or hummus as well

>> No.6585412

>>6585103
granola is terrible for munchies

that shit gets you so fat

>> No.6585414

>>6584112
Proteinwhip Bruh. That and Sugar Free Jello. Fuck yeah man.

>> No.6585443

I like pomegranate. You can just pop seed after seed into your mouth, and in the end you haven't really eaten all that much.

>> No.6585444

>>6584112
Not /ck/ related. Take this to 420chan or /b/ edgelord

>> No.6585460

>>6585444
Nice trips, but this is a food and cooking board and OP is pretty clearly asking about food, so I'd say it's topical.

>> No.6585626

>>6584112

is that Tom Hardy?

>> No.6585652

>>6585460
>>6585444
not everyone that smokes weed is a degenerate... man.
But seriously

>> No.6585661

Pancakes are easy as fuck (egg, flour, milk) and can be made sweet or savoury.

> ham
> tomato pasta sauce
> melted cheese
It's like a pancake lasagne!

>> No.6586051

>>6585402
>mixed fruit, grapes and strawberries
too sugary, excess carbohydrates
>pita chips and a low fat dip or hummus
high carbohydrates again, do you even have a clue we're talking bout diet snack?

>> No.6586166

>>6585626
thats B real from cypress hill

>> No.6586193

A loaf of dark rye bread makes for a fucking good ass snack.
Like, just pick at bits of it over your evening like a bag of chips.
A bag of chips that looks fucking horrifying if you've had enough psychedelics, that is.

>> No.6586220

>>6585042
>>6585040
>>6584146

Poverty, my old friend

>> No.6586441

>>6584112

When high I cant taste anything tangy.

Anyone else have this problem?

I fucking love tangy food, and I think to myself "Lets see if this tastes any better!"

Nope. I just completely miss that component of the meal.

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6586650

>>6586193

don't you think it's a little early in the day to be this high, anon?

>> No.6586666

Don't smoke weed.

Actually saves you money and you never get the munchies in the first place.

>> No.6586671

>>6586666
but how are you supposed to temporarily escape the horrors of reality otherwise

>> No.6586675
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6586675

>>6586671
im in it for the unique experiences.

Yesterday smoked some of that loud puff puff purple scurp, and rode my bike around the block and it felt like i was riding through 1920's Americana.

It was wonderful.

>> No.6586703

>>6584112

Tortilla chips and salsa, and pita chips and hummus probably have to be some of my favorite munchie foods.

Not a vegan or vegetarian either, it just really hits the spot, and I hardly ever feel guilty about it.

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>>6584112
just count your calories smoke before a meal and dont snack on extra bs. You can have whatever you want whether its in your caloric intake and still lose weight even.

>> No.6587432

/Fit/izens that cry about snacks really get to me.

If your cutting, drink green tea until you can't drink any more. Sometimes when I'm really feeling it il eat and entire bag of raw sugarsnap peas, it's like 3% of my daily.

WA-LA

>> No.6587473

>>6584123
The curious Oranj!

>> No.6587597

broccoli

>> No.6587652
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6587652

I ate a shit ton of blueberries and carrots last night.

I just couldn't fucking stop. Sometimes those munchies are brutal as fuck.

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6587684

just eat crab legs like a normal person you fucking mongoloid.

>> No.6587695

Spring rolls are alright every once in a while, and they're fucking GOOD when you're high. I get Aivy's vegan spring rolls (they taste so much better than the other kinds) and they always do the trick.

>> No.6587915

Beef jerky

>> No.6588059

>plan to make sardine sandwiches
>take everything I need out of pantry and fridge
>bread, butter, condiments, etc...
>open can of sardines
> I'll just have one straight out of the can
>end up eating the whole can
>put everything else away again
every.fucking.time

Why are sardines so delicious?

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6588067

Just want you guys to know youre degenerates and I dont love you

>> No.6588153

cherries

you have to take your time eating them

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>>6585652

>> No.6588393

>>6588067
I don't even smoke weed. I'm just here for the snack suggestions.

Gotta munch on something while watching a movie on the couch.

>> No.6588418

>>6585086

its the other way around, you stop getting munchies, and only ever eat when youre high

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>>6584112
these badboys
crispy seaweed snacks, they're salty or wasabi etc flavour savoury snacks
So fucking good
You will be hopelessly addicted though

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>>6588430
Also go for Angry Korean BBQ Flavour
Fuck they're good
Give you shit breath buttfuckit they're great, also not psycho spicy, the right level I feel

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6588434

a 30 chip serving of these is only 130 calories

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6588605

>>6584112
But if you smoke regularly your eating patterns become so irregular that you actually end up losing weight, even with the munchies.