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>tfw food allergies
I'll never get to taste any nut or dairy product.

>> No.6598295

a life without cheese would really suck.

nuts aren't so amazing. but cheese? fuck. you're missing out, bro. suicide might be a good option.

>> No.6598298

>allergic to beans
why this? of all foods, it had to be beans.

>> No.6598322

I have a peanut allergy, apparantly. But I ate some mole poblano not knowing it usually has peanuts in it and nothing happened. Can't be assed to get an allergy test, however.

>> No.6598323
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I'm getting tested soon and if they dont find any allergies I might have to go on medication for gastroparesis.
Apparently it has some nasty side effects. Hoping I actually do have an allergy and it doesn't affect my love of cheese.

>> No.6598324

ITT: no one has food allergies. Trying to pretend you know what something tastes like when you have never had it or have had very little of it and then been placed in the hospital.

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>>6598298
beans are shite

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>>6598324
>Haw haw my body's shittier than yours!

>> No.6598337

>>6598335
damn she's hot.

>> No.6598339
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>>6598324
Except I deal with stomach pain every day and after a bunch of tests and scopes they still can't find anything wrong. It may not be extreme but its enough to sap my energy and make me feel like shit.

>> No.6598340

>>6598289
I feel this way about fish bro. And them health benefits, too

>> No.6598342

>>6598337
No she isn't

>> No.6598345

>>6598339
that's not food allergies, people allergic to something will literally die if they don't get medical help very soon after consuming something they are alergic too. You probably have celiacs or IBS.

>> No.6598350

>>6598289
If it's just lactose that you react to then you should be able to eat most hard cheeses. You'll only need to avoid soft cheeses.
You might want to look into that.

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>>6598345
Tested for both of those, clean.
Having an allergy doesn't have to mean you'll literally die after consuming said thing.
My doctor wouldn't be testing me for these allergies if that were the case.

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>>6598289
At least you don't know what you're missing, I assume.

If I had to drop those now, I'd just an hero.

>> No.6598371

>>6598289
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allergen_immunotherapy

You still can. Just find a doctor and he'll get rid of your food allergy.

>> No.6598372

>>6598345
>will literally die
Not in all cases, as it depends on the severity of the allergy. Some people only have a mild reaction and can push through it while many people may even have an allergy and not know it because the allergy is so mild.

>>6598354
Was bowel cancer the first thing they tested for?

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mfw /ck/ turns out to be the best board for diagnosing medical problems on all of 4chan.

>> No.6598379

Stay away from restaurants, please,

>> No.6598380

>>6598369
I had to give up garlic, onions, kidney beans, wheat (pretty much all bread and pasta), apples, dairy milk, and lots more.

Fortunately I can still have espresso and that's why I haven't an hero'd.

>> No.6598381

>>6598350
I go into shock and my blood pressure drops. I then proceed to pass out / die.

>> No.6598384

>>6598380
OP here, good coffee is the only thing keeping me going (pure black because no milk)

>> No.6598385

>>6598372
I got both scopes.
No lesions, no lacerations, nothing.
There was still food in my stomach after I had been fasting from the stomach scope but my stomach emptying test was normal.

>> No.6598402

>>6598381
>I then proceed to pass out / die.
Many people come to your funeral? How was it?

>>6598385
So presumably you've been tested for bowel cancer and coeliacs and had breath tests to rule out IBS?
Maybe you just don't get enough fibre and excercise, though your doc(s) should have explained this.

>> No.6598415

I have no apparent food allergies, but I feel mildly sick for a day or two after consuming squid, cuttlefish, or octopus.

Any explanations?

>> No.6598418

>>6598402
Oh it was a great service. Pep pep gave a nice speech

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>>6598402
I was told to stop eating fiber and I work a demanding job.
I took the breath tests to rule out IBS before I had the scopes done I think. They took biopsies in each of the scopes. No cancer, no IBS. No bacteria. No blockages. Nothing seems to make it feel better or worse. It's just this always creeping pain. Occasionally I have sharp pains to the left of my belly button but I have no idea where it comes from.
My bloodwork is normal as well. Or seems normal. Either someone fucked up when they took a cbc with a differential or something was wrong and something fixed it the next time I got it taken.

Right now I'm on bentyl and an antacid (though I've stopped taking the antacid because my digestion seems slow and I don't feel any different on and off it, after being on it an entire year.)

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>>6598342
ru a fagget?

>> No.6598466

At this point I'm pretty sure op is just a fag. Posting all of these beaten up pussies. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I love me some benis. But just come out and stop blaming it on food allergies.

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>>6598466
Not op just unintentionally high jacked the thread.
I'm tired of being in pain.

>> No.6598513

> knew a girl that couldn't eat anything with citrus, could only eat bananas
My gosh, food allergies are the kind of thing natural selection would have taken care of a century ago, now everyone has to isolate their food like it's a biohazard so you special snowflakes can breathe. Not that I'm mad, but where the hell did all these allergies come from?

>> No.6598537

>>6598289
You'll probably just swell up a bit if you chew it up and spit it out, right? Making sure that you rinse your mouth thoroughly so you don't end up swallowing anything, of course.

Then again, that might be like receiving a blowjob and then being a virgin for the rest of your life. Sometimes it's better not knowing.

>> No.6598543

>>6598513
>where the hell did all these allergies come from?

Quite literally from being too clean. Humans used to have all sort of weird critters in their guts due to bad hygiene. Once you get rid of that, the immunize system has nothing better to do than go for regular food. That's why kids who play in the dirt and eat their boogers have better immune systems and are healthier overall.

>> No.6598548

>>6598513
Fluoride and vaccines.

>> No.6598553

>>6598289
I got some nut product you can taste if you know what i mean

>> No.6598562

>>6598513
>>6598543
Food allergies have always existed, and the reason it seems that not a lot people had them is because they would die because there wasn't an effective treatment for anaphylactic shock. Get your pseudo science out of here.

>> No.6598566

>>6598513
Environmental toxins and overconsumption of processed foods

>> No.6598575

>>6598562
Shouldn't that have prevented them from breeding and passing on their tainted genes, though?

>> No.6598580

>>6598513
>where the hell did all these allergies come from?
Capitalism.

See also; baby boomer's lust for profit at the expense of public health and well being.

>>6598566

>> No.6598581

>>6598562
I never said allergies never existed before. There is a rise in allergy rates is due to being too clean. Look up "hygiene hypothesis".

>> No.6598588

>>6598289
I got some nut you can taste. Comes with some cream for you too.

>> No.6598591

>>6598581
>There is a rise in allergy rates is due to being too clean.
So the cure for my food allergies is to roll around in a pit of shit? OK.

>> No.6598592

>>6598289
>allergic to nuts
>mom was on the PTA
>was known as the kid who got peanut butter banned from middle school
They called me Nut Kid

>> No.6598600

>>6598592
I can relate to the allergies but why make everyone else suffer? Couldn't you just not eat nuts and let everyone else enjoy their nuts?

>> No.6598603

>>6598591
It's too late for you. Forever fail.

>> No.6598605

>>6598575
Depends if allergies are genetic. I'm not an expert in genetics.

>>6598581
>I never said allergies never existed before.
That's all you took away from my comment? The only thing to consider isn't cleanliness. It's acces to medical care and also a large diet to expose allergies. People with bad food allergies would literally just die because they couldn't receive medical care. It's like autism. Autism levels aren't rising just the diagnosis of it as it becomes more well known.

>> No.6598608

>living on the coast
>allergic to seafood

>> No.6598619

>>6598600
I wasn't even that allergic but she was supported by some other moms of kids with nut allergies who were.

I didn't know until after the fact.

>> No.6598629

>>6598605
>Autism levels aren't rising

Autism isn't real. They were just called retards in the old days.

>> No.6598630

That thing happened to me recently when you have seasonal allergies and your body gets confused and associates it with certain types of food.
>eat a couple cherries
>damn my lips are itchy
>oh wait now my mouth is too
>it's getting hard to swallow but I really want to keep eating these

>> No.6598632

>>6598619
Yet you got all the credit.

You're lucky to be alive, tbh. I heard that nine out of ten American high school massacres are the result of nut lovers going on a rampage and killing all the kids with nut allergies after nuts were b& at the school.

>> No.6598727

Cheese isn't even all that good. Recently gave up all dairy, now it smells like shit to me.

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>>6598632
>In the investigation report following last weeks massacre, the shooter has said he was compelled by the fictional legume mascot "Mr Peanut" to "purge the peanut deniers".
>The tragic massacre in which 15 people were slain, people are dubbing "The Great Peanut Panic"

>> No.6598763

>nonwhites can't enjoy dairy

Diversity is good! Diversity is strength!

>b-but I am white!

Sure thing taco.

>> No.6598766

I gave ur mum a nut and dairy lel

>> No.6598782

>>6598289
Your mum tasted my nut when i gave her the cream

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>>6598766
>>6598782

>> No.6598926

>>6598513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O5h4enjrHw

>> No.6598957

>>6598289
When was the last time you were tested? As a child I was allergic to nuts, shellfish, fish, and mustard. Now I'm just allergic to shellfish, mustard, and milk out of fucking nowhere. Get tested again is what I'm saying, you might have grown out of your allergy. And I try to keep up with the literature on food allergies. There's been a high correlation with poor gut populations and food allergies. So you may be able to eat someone's poop in the future and be cured of allergies.

>> No.6598974

>>6598605
This isn't quite like autism in that there wasn't proper diagnoses before, because we've known about food allergies for a good amount of time, since the 20s. Food allergies are continuing to climb by percentage of total population, even in the last ten years. Yes diagnosis processes are much better, but in other countries with poor hygiene we see much healthier gut bacteria, something that's been heavily associated with lower food allergies, in fact something that has been proven recently to cause peanut allergies. There is a lot of pseudoscience in the food realm, but the hygiene hypothesis carries a ton of literature backing it up.

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>tfw can't eat peanuts, peas, broad beans, lentils or chickpeas
>tfw no one gets that these are all in the same family
>tfw peanuts aren't nuts

>> No.6599245

>allergic to pears
It's not like I liked them too much anyway.
By the way, if you have a food allergy to a vegetable/fruit, you should attempt putting it in a microwave/giving it some other sort of heat treatment. My mouth gets all itchy after eating raw carrots but nothing of the sort happens if I eat boiled carrots.

>> No.6599248

>>6598289
Do what that one guy did and go walk around Africa barefoot. Got rid of his allergies and asthma

>> No.6599249

>>6598591
Allergies aren't entirely curable, but you can very well reduce their effect.
5 years ago my mouth would swell up upon eating just one cherry and my eyes and nose would turn into a mush in spring.
Now I can eat cherries with little more than a bit of an itch sometimes and just have a clogged up nose in spring. I've been taking allergen immunotherapy for those years.

>> No.6599304

>>6598537
This is not how a serious allergy works. I found out I was allergic to nuts at three years old. My mother was making cookies with brazil nuts in them and she asked me if I wanted to try one. Being a little kid and having never tried anything similar before I "tried" it by just barely scraped my teeth against it. I started passing out and very nearly died on my way to the hospital. If you have an allergy severe enough to send you into anaphylactic shock you can even go into it by kissing someone who ate that food shortly after or by a minute amount of it getting into the food you'll eat which is why you're supposed to tell your server that you're allergic- so the cooks can clean and sterilize the area that they'll use to prepare your food.

>> No.6599305

>tfw gluten intolerant

>> No.6599548

>tfw only mild hayfever

I'm glad that it's my only allergy and not something more serious.

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>tfw hemorrhoids

>> No.6601211

>>6599691
You too!? I've had these bastards for about 5 weeks now.
I'm tempted to say that they're a pain in the arse but as a keen cyclist they really are a fucking pain.

Also, bumping for more food intollerance stories and fodmap recipe ideas.

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>be white
>can eat whatever and not die or get sick

Just kill yourself OP. Inferior genes is not what the future wants.

>> No.6601428

>>6601211
I made a thread a while back
I have a milk and wheat intolerance

After being off them both for a while, ive noticed symptoms going away.

I cheated and ate pizza at a buffet, and boy did I pay for it.
And the worst part is, I cant tell if it was the wheat or the cheese because im stupid

>> No.6601429

>>6601426

>>6598926

>> No.6601517

>>6601428
I'd say it was most likely the wheat that you reacted to. I'm IBS (incl. wheat & lactose intolerant) and can tolerate the hard cheeses that I've tried. Even melted. But I'm too affraid to try wheat again.

Damn, I really, really miss pizza. Need to find a wheat free base recipe.

>> No.6601525

>>6601428
Milk gives me the worst diarrhea. I had milk because I craved it even though it was a bad idea and later my stomach was making the worst sounds.

Dashed into the bathroom at Chipotle. Pulled down my pants in lightning speed and as I was moving to sit down it erupted and got on the back area of the toilet and rear of the seat. Luckily not on myself and was able to avoid it by sitting forward.

>> No.6601546

>>6598562
food allergies have become much more prevalent very recently, though:

>According to a study released in 2013 by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, food allergies among children increased approximately 50% between 1997 and 2011.

http://www.foodallergy.org/facts-and-stats

>> No.6601556

>tfw no food allergies
feels good man
also fuck cheese

>> No.6601996

There are pills for allergies which makes you able to eat whatever you're allergic to. Friend of mine is allergic to chocolate so he occasionally takes pills for it so he can eat it. There are probably not pills for everything of course but it's worth taking look at, go to your local pharmacy or something and ask

>> No.6602023

I have a friend who's allergic to seafood, dairy, citrus fruits (he can't even drink sodas without having a reaction) and on top of all that has chronic stomach pains, the doctors have no idea what it is. Must fucking suck to be him, especially since he used to be able to eat dairy products.

At least he can eat Gluten

>> No.6602328

>>6601429

>louis cuck

lol nah

>> No.6603107

>>6598289
can't beat being allergic to honey
source: I'm allergic to honey

>> No.6603110

>>6598289
Dude. I am allergic to watermelon.
And no, I am not black.

>> No.6603133

>autoimmune system shit
>eating shitty and not exercising makes me feel like a 100 year old man
>solution is just to exercise and eat healthy

but herein lies the rub

>professional food critic/writer, so I have to eat super incredibly unhealthy food multiple times a week, and I mean stuff myself silly

So maybe 75% of the time I'm eating kale smoothies and brown rice at a caloric deficit, then a couple days its all foie gras and alcohol.

>> No.6603134

I know the feeling, OP, I can't eat peanuts or else my throat closes up and I go into anaphylactic shock within the minute.

>> No.6603718

>>6603134
Sounds like the perfect blow job.

>> No.6603732

>>6603134
Have you had to use an epi-pen yet?

Whats it like?