/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6607355]

Post things that sub-humans actually buy.

[Anonymous No.6607367]

[Anonymous No.6607373]

>>6607367
We have a winner.

[Anonymous No.6607395]

>>6607373
>>not having a french press
you only need a drip if you actually drink coffee regularly.

[Anonymous No.6607569]

>>6607395
>owning a french press unironically
Do you also put mango salsa on things, and generally adore blue corn, creme brulee, flourless chocolate cake, and the new sushi?

[Anonymous No.6607574]

>>6607373
you are complaining about an actually useful product despite OP having posted fucking PREPEELED EGGS

[Anonymous No.6607617]

>>6607355
This is the worst thing I've seen since pre-cooked pasta.

[Anonymous No.6607623]

>>6607373
>i like drip coffee
da faq nigga

[Anonymous No.6607672]

>>6607569
>flourless chocolate cake is some dank hipster meme
>everyone in my country has been a hipster since 1832

[Anonymous No.6607745]

>>6607395
>>6607623
Pour-over (aka manual drip) you retards. Takes a couple of minutes and impossible to fuck up unless you're retarded or have Alzheimers.

[Anonymous No.6607787]

>>6607745
I love spending several minutes of my time and attention doing something that yields a product entirely indistinguishable from what a machine can do in less time and without any constant attention! Totally not a waste of time better spent taking care of other things that actually need human attention! Thanks!

[Anonymous No.6607806]

>>6607787

It doesn't require any more attention than a machine does.

>>Totally not a waste of time better spent taking care of other things that actually need human attention!

Yeah, those precious few moments would be much better spend shitposting on 4chan and updating your instagram, right?

[Anonymous No.6607813]

>>6607569
What is the new sushi?

[Anonymous No.6607817]

fast food of any kind.

[Anonymous No.6607820]

>>6607787
>entirely indistinguishable
THIS IS WHAT PROLES ACTUALLY BELIEVE

[Anonymous No.6608023]

>>6607806
a french press isn't a machine you fucking moron, you pour in the grounds, stir in hot water, let it froth, and then press down.

[Anonymous No.6608041]

i bet none of you could tell the difference between french press coffee and drip

[Anonymous No.6608052]

>>6608023

I never said anything about french presses bro.

>>6607787 was the one who started with the term "machine", and given that he was talking about time and effort he's probably using the term "machine" to refer to a basic drip coffeemaker.

[Anonymous No.6608063]

>>6608041
frozen vegetables are fresher than than the shit in the produce section, bruh.

[Anonymous No.6608067]

come at me, bro.

[Anonymous No.6608104]

>>6608063
Where do you live that this is a fact?

Not saying my local chain grocers have produce to brag about, but they at least look decent.

[Anonymous No.6608195]

>>6608104
Not him, but in my area, unless you go to better stores, it's about a 50/50 split which is better.

Frozen fruits, for example, are nearly always better than fresh around here and the same is true of both peas and kernel corn but frozen broadbeans/fave, onions (excepting pearl), bell peppers and okra aren't nearly as good as even the lowest quality fresh ones while, depending on application, frozen and fresh broccoli, cauliflower, brussels sprouts and other brassica are about evenly matched.

[Anonymous No.6608196]

>>6607672
>things that were popular in 1991 are hip and cool
You're right because you're on /ck/, but that's probably an accident

[Anonymous No.6608200]

>>6607813
It's a weeb food from the country that brought us pearl harbor, the documentary with Tom hanks and Russel crow. Cool hipsters eat it ostentatiously while standing in line to be seen.

[Anonymous No.6608225]

>>6607569
My father exclusively makes coffee with a French press. Usually he buys from Peets Coffee, which I've always seen as pretty patrician. He makes an excellent cup of coffee. He's also a woodsman, so it's great for that as well.

[Anonymous No.6608235]

>>6607569
>not enjoying creme brulee

[Anonymous No.6608236]

>>6608225
>peets
A step above Starbucks.

[Anonymous No.6608241]

>>6607355
I once accidentally a whole omega-3 egg, made me fucking puke because it tastes literally like rotten fish

[Anonymous No.6608246]

>>6607355

>prepeeled egg

It's as if Apple started selling eggs to lazy dumb rich people.

[Anonymous No.6608255]

>>6608067

>coca cola light

jesus, is this what they call it in europe?

[Anonymous No.6608259]

>>6608246
>people who own apple products are technically illiterate
Things amateur Linux hobbyists say.

Walk into any major tech company these days and see what the technical/engineering people are using, apple devices far outnumber Android devices.

[Anonymous No.6608271]

This shit. Parents loved serving this frozen shit when I was living at home. It's for lazy people who hate cooking and eating quality food.

They've stopped smoking and switched to vaping recently. I noticed they're buying better products, must be their tastebuds coming back.

[Anonymous No.6608281]

>>6607367
>>6607373
i dont get it.

[Anonymous No.6608282]

>>6607355
the appearance (and I am guessing smell) of that bag eerily resembles a nice nutsac

[Anonymous No.6608292]

>>6608259
That's mostly a fashion thing.

[Anonymous No.6608305]

I will be a good goddamned faggot if I spend any of my precious American time peeling an egg like a fucking caveman.

Yeah, I know they cost extra. That whole couple dollars might break me if I was a feudal peasant, but watch me if I'm going to sleepily stand over a trash can and wipe away flecks of shell. In the first world, we pay a company that pays mexicans pennies an hour to work a million dollar machine that peels them FOR me.

come at me bro

[Anonymous No.6608313]

>>6607569
There is nothing wrong with any of that. I think maybe you need to consider downsizing your dildo.

[Anonymous No.6608317]

>>6608292
Nah, seriously, you know why tech companies are so thoroughly penetrated with Apple computers?

When you ask for an Apple as your work computer, your employer can't cheap out. Apple doesn't have a budget line of computers.

While looking sleek is a nice perk, that $1000 minimum buys a lot more than just that.

[Anonymous No.6608342]

>>6608255
whats actually better with naming it diet coke?

[Anonymous No.6608343]

>>6607569
>people fell for this

[Anonymous No.6608367]

People actually buy this grandpa dick that's been in a cryogenic chamber of piss tasting dill water. Pickles are sub human in general but this thing is on another level, it smells like that kid that wore the same walmart hoodie everyday; kinda like ketchup and doritos. These things just sit by the candy bars at cash registers and this one kid in elementary always brought a warm one to lunch. I'm sure if Auschwitz was still operating today he'd be ashes

[Anonymous No.6608369]

well the upside is she gets some money through these donations.

[Anonymous No.6608380]

>>6608104
It's true. Immediately after you pick a fruit or vegetable, it begins to die and break down, and loses nutritional value (the rate varies depending on the plant). Since veggies are flash frozen almost immediately after picking, they spend less time decomposing compared to fresh vegetables.

Texture-wise frozen is always worse, since freezing destroys cell walls, but if we're just talking nutrition, it's always the better choice

[Anonymous No.6608388]

>>6608317
Which really doesn't mean much, besides having retarded jews in charge of your budget.

You can have a much better machine running windows or linux for the same price, its just a matter of having someone who knows what they're doing actually supply it.

Although I'll admit they have some great editing software and are very user-friendly, so I can see why plebs who cannot into learning curves would prefer apple.

If only people could think long term, especially in regards to budgeting

[Anonymous No.6608394]

>>6608367
I've never had one, but are they really that bad? Just seems like a regular pickle in a plastic container instead of a glass one.

Looks ghetto as all hell but they're just normie pickles, arent they?

[Anonymous No.6608410]

>>6607355

>itt neets complain about prepared food because they don't understand the concepts of leaving the house long enough to get hungry, and instead of craving a simple snack like hard boiled eggs from a 7/11 they always want to go to McDonald's for some chicken nuggies

[Anonymous No.6608494]

>>6607355

[Anonymous No.6608500]

>>6608380
That makes sense. Do you think the loss of nutritional value really is that significant to where you'd rather buy frozen than fresh?

I have to say I haven't ever consciously noticed this. Have you?

[Anonymous No.6608505]

>>6608195
>okra

Southern US?

I usually head to one of the farmer's markets in the summer. In the winter and autumn I'm relegated to the stores.

[Anonymous No.6608528]

>>6607617
>pre cook pasta for subhumans who want to save time/effort
>freeze it
I can not understand this. Can somebody please tell me what possible use this product could have?

[Anonymous No.6608537]

>>6608367
Did your uncle rape with you with a kosher dill when you were a child or something?

[Anonymous No.6608549]

IF YOU NEED TO TYPE "REAL FOOD" ON IT, IT PROBABLY ISN'T.

>>6608410
If you're "hungry" but 2 eggs are enough to settle your appetite, then why not just hold off for an hour and eat a proper meal later on you fucking subhuman?
Are you really THAT fat that you just HAVE to shove something in your mouth as soon as you feel a slight tingle?

[Anonymous No.6608554]

>>6607569
M E M E F O O D

[Anonymous No.6608565]

>>6608367

One of the employees I work with has a tattoo of that dancing pickle man.

[Anonymous No.6608585]

>>6608104
Fly over state during winter

[Anonymous No.6608589]

[Anonymous No.6608592]

>>6608342
Coke zero
Pepsi maxxx

[Anonymous No.6608593]

[Anonymous No.6608597]

[Anonymous No.6608607]

>>6608394

not >>6608367
I like most pickles I've come across but when I tried one of those I couldn't even finish it.

[Anonymous No.6608608]

>>6608589
Not advocating it, but they have some genuinely rare cereal you can eat nowhere else that's like £500 a box.

Its for connoisseurs of cereal, much like a wine tasting. Not that retarded in context.

[Anonymous No.6608613]

[Anonymous No.6608616]

>>6607787
It's different thoughh. You can even see the little oils from the beans if you look at the surface, which you don't get with drip coffee.

[Anonymous No.6608625]

>>6608608
>rare cereal
>£500 a box

This just keeps getting dumber.

[Anonymous No.6608627]

>>6608528
I'm assuming you can make them in a microwave

[Anonymous No.6608631]

>>6608608
Yeah like, even though I'd be embarrassed to ever go in there, I could see the appeal.
Don't imagine they'll be around long.

[Anonymous No.6608634]

>>6607355
I actually buy hot pockets and it disgusts my friends and coworkers, but I still have yet to find a better premade pastry with meat and cheese that I can throw in the microwave while I rush off to my wageslave job.
I would be interested in buying something better but I seriously wouldn't know where to look,

[Anonymous No.6608641]

>>6607745
How does it take you more than a couple of minutes to use a press, and how do you fuck it up? Do you have Alzheimers?

[Anonymous No.6608672]

>>6608505
The superior, real, authentic US. You know. The Northeast. Not Flyoverland, Biblestan, The Semi-Canadian States of Cascadia or Gaylifornia.

>>6607820
I guaranfuckingtee you can't tell the difference between manual pour over and automatic drip.

[Anonymous No.6608692]

>>6608388
>muh handmade gantoo rig from newegg parts
Putting together a shrieking 6 foot tall vacuum cleaner from plastic bags doesn't magically make you smart, /g/. This kind of shit got old fast after college.

[Anonymous No.6608725]

>>6608549
>having this much of a bug up your ass about snacking on eggs
>EGGS
>not even donuts or some shit
Ex ham planet detected, shouldn't your be posting about 3:6 eating disorder?

[Anonymous No.6608774]

>>6607355
Oh god, I worked in a motel that used to serve these for breakfast...
That fart smell when you open the bag made my stomach turn. Don't even get me started on the piss-liquid at the bottom.

[Anonymous No.6608779]

What is wrong with a french press?

They only cost about 15-20 bucks, require no filters or electricity, and the coffee tastes way better than from an electric drip. Also, if you live alone and only make a cup at a time they are more practical anyway.


If you want to be an asshole about coffee appliances at least criticize something truly stupid, like kurig.

[Anonymous No.6608783]

>>6608593
What in the fucking fuck?????

[Anonymous No.6608794]

>>6608597
You're not tricking me this time I know that's dog food

[Anonymous No.6608797]

>>6608794
>dog food
>British cuisine

checks out

[Anonymous No.6608840]

>>6608593
>2 sammiches
>murrican cheese
>$3.99
Quite the mark up for laziness with shit taste

[Anonymous No.6608844]

>>6608840
>serving suggestion-keep frozen
Who the fuck wants to eat frozen grilled cheese sandwiches?

[Anonymous No.6608851]

>>6608844
Maybe ppl in Florida in summer? If anyone would it's those crazy fucks

[Anonymous No.6608855]

>>6608844
Stuff like this is pretty much what people who do maintenance in the military live on. Anything that can be taken directly from the freezer, microwaved, and eaten on a 10 minute break.

No clue why anyone would eat shit like that at home though.

[Anonymous No.6608863]

>>6608608

>connoisseurs of cereal
>Not that retarded

[Anonymous No.6608868]

>>6608367
The hot ones are hot as fuck and I love them

[Anonymous No.6608873]

>>6608593
The worst part is that someone, somewhere has purchased this and eaten it.

[Anonymous No.6608876]

>>6608844
It means the picture is only a serving suggestion rather than a guarantee of quality. Keep frozen refers to storage.

[Anonymous No.6608881]

>>6608500
Honestly, not really. The difference is pretty negligible, and is more theoretical than anything. I've heard the biggest differences are in compounds that create the smell of fresh produce, and even that is pretty marginal at best.

It's really more fun trivia than anything, unless there's some fast-decomposing veg I don't know about

[Anonymous No.6608883]

>>6608367
>Pickles are sub human in general
you must be a shitskin

[Anonymous No.6608905]

>>6607355

Literally Flyoverland: The Condiment

[Anonymous No.6608918]

>>6608905
lel mayo is found all over the world.

[Anonymous No.6608933]

>>6608905
Why the fuck does /ck/ love bitching about flyoverland so much? It's ridiculous. Are you fuckers so insecure that you need to preach your superiority based on nothing other than the place you were born?

[Anonymous No.6608937]

>>6608692

savage

[Anonymous No.6608950]

>>6608067
eh nice b8
coke zero tastes good and has no calories, it's refreshing, cheap, and better than literally any other drink when it comes to that

[Anonymous No.6608956]

[Anonymous No.6608959]

>>6608950

[Anonymous No.6608971]

>>6608876
I realized it was a bad joke before I typed it, but I didn't think it was incomprehensible.

[Anonymous No.6608985]

>>6608692

What's not smart about getting a better computer for the same amount of money?

[Anonymous No.6608988]

>>6608971
Well you really fucked up, m8

[Anonymous No.6609018]

>>6608950
shill pls

[Anonymous No.6609059]

>>6608933
It's a meme, calm the fuck down and eat your mayo.

[Anonymous No.6609082]

>>6608692
>I like spending more on worse equipment

Any IT fuccboi not willing to build the computers for their company is a lazy faggot who doesn't care about job performance.

Shits ez pz and looks good on a cv

[Anonymous No.6609215]

>>6608235
creme caramel is definitely the superior dessert

[Anonymous No.6609267]

>>6608779
The simple fact is moka > press, for all of the reasons that you've listed. But the moka produces a much better, and less bitter result.
They're also less finicky and easier to keep clean, plus you never get bits of gritty grinds in your beverage with a moka pot.
Also, the mere fact that they are able to extract from a finer grind than any press could manage is evidence enough of their superiority.
Mokas are generally cheaper too.

> delicious crema

[Anonymous No.6609272]

[Anonymous No.6609286]

>>6608905
>Implying Kewpi mayo isn't godly.

Whatever you say, fag.

[Anonymous No.6609288]

>>6609267
Cool story nerd.

A press is still better than using an electric drip or a percolator.

[Anonymous No.6609295]

>>6609288
You're probably right. Those things are for office blocks.

[Anonymous No.6609304]

>>6608367
>grandpa dick that's been in a cryogenic chamber of piss tasting dill water.

[Anonymous No.6609310]

hold on I'm hungry let me thaw myself out a pb&j

[Anonymous No.6609318]

>>6607355
>tfw i actually buy this sometimes

[Anonymous No.6609328]

>>6608367
>pickles
>sub human

The only subhuman thing I see around here is you, fuckface.

[Anonymous No.6609331]

>>6608593
>frozen grilled cheese
>frozen
>grilled
>cheese

What in the ever-loving fuck?

[Anonymous No.6609332]

>>6608905
>memeing this hard

Go back to /b/ son.

[Anonymous No.6609347]

>>6609318
That looks like absolute shit.

[Anonymous No.6609353]

>>6607355
No joke. My girlfriend actually likes those shitty disgusting packaged hardboiled eggs.

i don't know how she does it

[Anonymous No.6609356]

>>6609347
They aight

[Anonymous No.6609363]

diabetes on a stick

[Anonymous No.6609369]

>>6609363
This makes me want to throw up a little bit every time I see it, honestly.

[Anonymous No.6609378]

>>6609363
Those are wonderful you filthy troglodyte.

[Anonymous No.6609385]

>>6609369
>>6609363

I used to eat these for breakfast all the time as a kid. Well, not the chocolate chip ones, just the plain ones. Not sure why people think its so gross. Its just a breakfast corndog.

[Anonymous No.6609392]

>>6609272
what's wrong with those?

[Anonymous No.6609399]

>>6609385
>>6609385
the regular ones are fine, it's like a shitty microwave hotdog mcgriddle

the chocolate chips do it in.

[Anonymous No.6609400]

>>6609082
>my time is worth even less to my company than a Chinese laborer in a computer factory

The sad truth of a STEM major :(

[Anonymous No.6609404]

>>6609385
Probably don't think about sausage=/=hotdog

[Anonymous No.6609408]

>>6609385
Yeah, I guess I could handle it sans chocolate chips. That's just...ugh, man.

[Anonymous No.6609486]

>>6609363
yesssssss

[Anonymous No.6609507]

>>6608593
/humanity

[Anonymous No.6609514]

>>6608641
Not him but it's a taste preference thing. French press coffee is muddy and all the flavors get melded together. Press is only good for dark roasted coffees. Pour over gives a much cleaner cup, which works better with lighter roasts.

[Anonymous No.6609523]

>>6608271
or they have more money to spend on stuff like food because they're consuming their herbs more efficiently

[Anonymous No.6609559]

>>6608281
Coffee is a meme drink

[Anonymous No.6609563]

>>6609295
I guarantee you about 98% of Americans use electric drip.

[Anonymous No.6609590]

>>6608634
>On sunday, make big batch of minced meat with rice
>Mix it all up in a big bowl and refrigerate
>Whip some up on a plate and throw it in the microwave
>Even faster because it's not frozen
>Will last all 5 mornings

[Anonymous No.6609593]

>>6608725
Donuts are acceptable because they're tasty.
The ONLY purpose these eggs would serve is settling hunger, in which case you can bring a real sandwich in a bag or re-read the post you quoted
I bet you selected Ranch too

[Anonymous No.6609602]

>>6608608

[Anonymous No.6609611]

>>6608528
not the type you posted but pre-cooked pasta is good for vending machines food. Drop a dollar in and get your lunch

[Anonymous No.6609620]

>>6608950
you're the b8, noob.
Coke zero erodes your teeth and has artificial sweeteners. IT is entirely bad for health without one benefit. Almost as good as doing drugs. Pwned.

[Anonymous No.6609621]

[Anonymous No.6609624]

>>6609620
>erodes your teeth

So does normal soda, retard, unless you, you know, fucking brush your teeth.

[Anonymous No.6609642]

>>6608593
Lol, I took that picture. I can post some more, I regularly take pictures from my local ShopRite. I'll start dumping in a minute.

[Anonymous No.6609647]

>>6609642

[Anonymous No.6609649]

>>6609647

[Anonymous No.6609653]

>>6609649
fucking cheesoning

[Anonymous No.6609654]

>>6609653
only obese people buy these. I have never seen a thin person even acknowledge they exist.

[Anonymous No.6609655]

>>6609654
a closeup. They are as dry and tasteless as they appear.

[Anonymous No.6609657]

>>6609655
This one was taken at BJ's, not ShopRite.

[Anonymous No.6609659]

>>6607355

[Anonymous No.6609660]

>>6609655
if they named this Krispy Kale Krackers they could have called it KKK for short

[Anonymous No.6609663]

>>6609660
Whoops.

[Anonymous No.6609665]

>>6609657

[Anonymous No.6609670]

>>6609663

[Anonymous No.6609673]

>>6609665
this one is probably someone's fetish

[Anonymous No.6609677]

>>6609673
literally no one knows what a bialy is

[Anonymous No.6609679]

>>6609677
soon.jpg

[Anonymous No.6609682]

>>6609677
Nobody cares about that shit either, get over it.

[Anonymous No.6609683]

>>6608597
That "serving suggestion" looks like someone took one bite, threw down the fork and went to spit it out.

[Anonymous No.6609685]

>>6609679

[Anonymous No.6609690]

>>6609682
i found a picture i took of you

[Anonymous No.6609694]

hope you like jalapeno poppers

[Anonymous No.6609696]

>>6609694

[Anonymous No.6609697]

>>6609696

[Anonymous No.6609699]

>>6607355
>probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGSPUOaHYn4

[Anonymous No.6609700]

>>6609697

[Anonymous No.6609703]

>>6609700

[Anonymous No.6609705]

>>6609703

[Anonymous No.6609709]

>>6609705

[Anonymous No.6609711]

>>6609709
If I remember correctly this bottle was covered in oil

[Anonymous No.6609713]

>>6609711

[Anonymous No.6609714]

>>6609713

[Anonymous No.6609715]

>>6607355
dude I would sooner eat that shit than this shit.

why the fuck is it red? why

[Anonymous No.6609716]

>>6609714

[Anonymous No.6609718]

>>6609715
so you don't get them mixed up with your jar of non-pickled eggs

[Anonymous No.6609719]

>>6609716

[Anonymous No.6609720]

>>6609719

[Anonymous No.6609721]

>>6609720

[Anonymous No.6609723]

>>6609721

[Anonymous No.6609725]

>>6609723

[Anonymous No.6609727]

>>6609725

[Anonymous No.6609728]

>>6609727

[Anonymous No.6609730]

>>6609728

[Anonymous No.6609733]

>>6609728
My man, can you stop quoting yourself? Not that I'm not enjoying your posts.

[Anonymous No.6609734]

>>6609730

[Anonymous No.6609735]

>>6609733
Sorry. This is my last one.

[Anonymous No.6609769]

>>6609665
I don't see the problem, here.
Bananas ripen quicker than other fruits and are meant to be kept seperately.

[Anonymous No.6609780]

>>6609769
why cant you just put them on your counter

[Anonymous No.6609782]

>>6609624
You're the retarded one. Plain soda has a much lower acidity level than coke. Pwned. Oh, did I get on your nerves? Rage all you like, noob.

[Anonymous No.6609788]

>>6609782
>>6609624
You guys both sound like you're 12.

[Anonymous No.6609799]

>>6609788
anon-kun, what's important is pointing out the flaws in one's argument and taking them apart.

[Anonymous No.6609807]

>>6609735
I was enjoying them. At least it's OC instead of the usual same old crap.

[Anonymous No.6609816]

>>6609272
The fuck you say

[Anonymous No.6609823]

>>6609780
To keep the bottoms from bruising under pressure.

[Anonymous No.6609825]

>>6609735
I would eat that.

[Anonymous No.6609838]

>>6609677
"biały" means "white" in polish. Although I have never heard about such a thing here in Poland

[Anonymous No.6609845]

>>6609590
>reheating rice more than twice

Okay m8

[Anonymous No.6609847]

>>6609845
nowhere in the post did it say to do this

[Anonymous No.6609849]

>>6609845
YOU SCOOP OUT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT FROM THE BIG BOWL EVERY TIME YOU MONGOLIDE
>eat hotpockets
>is retarded
color me surprised

[Anonymous No.6609864]

>>6607355
This is something to do with selling raw vs cooked eggs across states, specifically relating to California I think. This gets around the laws about raw eggs being sold between states.

[Anonymous No.6609865]

>>6608537
underrated post

[Anonymous No.6609866]

>>6608528
is this real life?

[Anonymous No.6609870]

>>6608950
6/10

[Anonymous No.6609874]

>>6609286
that shit is like $9 at walmart but i want to try it

[Anonymous No.6609905]

>>6609703
man, whoever is selling 75 cents of potatoes for $10.00 must be raking it in.

[Anonymous No.6609914]

>>6609905
You're paying for the label tbh.

Some poor family dragging a sack of muddy spuds out to their car might see you swanning around with your "Signature Whipped Potatoes," ready whipped with parsley already sprinkled on top, and think: "Wow, that guy has it all. He actually pays someone $10 to peel, cook, season and whip his potatoes, AND package it for him in a frilly, lightweight but water resistant container. What convenience! His life must be awesome."

That's more than just a family pack of potatoes. That's a fashion statement.

[Anonymous No.6609915]

>>6608041
You would lose that bet. Just because you are a non-taster doesnt mean everyone is

[Anonymous No.6609940]

>>6609703
>>6609697
>>6609696

Why is this shit so goddamn expensive?

[Anonymous No.6609956]

>>6609940
I think "Dump Cakes" is actually a book.

As for the other stuff, I dunno. Credit crunch innit m8.

[Anonymous No.6609959]

>>6608063
>>6608104
he doesnt live anywhere where this is a fact, because once you freeze something its not 'fresh" anymore you fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.6609960]

>>6608905
>>japanese mayo
>>fly over land.
let me guess. you are going to insist the entire country of japan is fly over land.

[Anonymous No.6610010]

>>6609914
mfw this is actually makes sense.

[Anonymous No.6610035]

I was made to eat this once. It tasted like what I think dog food tastes like.

[Anonymous No.6610037]

>>6609914
>That's a fashion statement.
>pre-peeled hard-boiled eggs in a plastic pouch
I see your point but I'd ask /fa/ about the fashion

[Anonymous No.6610050]

[Anonymous No.6610052]

>>6609719
that stuffs really yummy, like a better tasting starburst

[Anonymous No.6610098]

>>6608933
>thinking where you were born = where you live
Literally flyover land: the thought

[Anonymous No.6610099]

[Anonymous No.6610121]

>>6609705
>the word "fresh" on the front of the box three times

Is there any better guarantee that it's NOT fresh?

[Anonymous No.6610152]

>>6609593
>Donuts are acceptable because they're tasty.
>fatty confirmed

[Anonymous No.6610156]

>>6608589
Why everyone looking so damn hipster

[Anonymous No.6610177]

>>6610156
Are you really that dumb? It's a hipster cereal bar, of course it's full of hipsters.

[Anonymous No.6610191]

>>6609559

You're a meme drink ya twat

[Anonymous No.6610198]

>>6610177

>cereal bar

What the fucking fuck is a cereal bar?

Also, some of that cereal hasn't been around for over twenty fucking years. What is wrong with these people?

[Anonymous No.6610201]

>>6610198
I've been to that shithole when I was in London and got korean Oreo-Os. Some of the boxes on the shelves are just display pieces like the vintage cereals.

[Anonymous No.6610202]

>>6610198
>hurr durr what are crrl burrsss??!?!?
The same thing as a salad bar but for cereal. Idiot.

[Anonymous No.6610206]

>>6610198
Hipsters romanticizing their youth and eating cereal.
The point is all the "quirky" "underground" cereals that you can't easily find elsewhere.
Yeah it's dumb.

>>6610201
Too bad the korean ones have an inferior recipe.

[Anonymous No.6610207]

>>6610201

Thank fuck, because I remember that batman cereal and at eating it at this point would be just....ugh.

>>6610202

Oh right, because the cereal bar is only for supreme gentleman such as yourself.

[Anonymous No.6610208]

>>6610035
I imagine cat food tastes like tinned corned beef

[Anonymous No.6610213]

>>6610207
>crrl burr be only 4 u cuz u are teh kewliest evar!!!
There is quite literally nothing in that post that implies it. The implication is that you're a fucking moron for not being able to accurately guess what 'cereal bar' might mean in the context it was used. Idiot.

[Anonymous No.6610222]

>>6610213

It's you that doesn't recognize a hypothetical question you twat waffle.

[Anonymous No.6610258]

>>6608528
The only frozen pasta I've ever seen are the filled types, like ravioli or tortellini. Never seen just straight up, plain, cooked, then frozen, pasta. It's literally boil water, toss in dried noodles - how hard is that to fuck up? You can even do it in a microwave if you're pressed for time and space, this is an improvement upon nothing.

[Anonymous No.6610289]

>>6610198
>What the fucking fuck is a cereal bar?

[Anonymous No.6610309]

>>6609709
Most certainly

[Anonymous No.6610337]

>>6608593
What if it's an elderly person who lives alone and wants one?

[Anonymous No.6610351]

>>6608041
>>6609959
Okay anon, which is fresher:
1. Vegetables thats frozen on the day they are picked
2. Week old vegetables transported around in questionable storage

[Anonymous No.6610387]

>>6610222
>being a cunt muffin
>accuses others of being vaginal pastries
At least neither of us are pussybread.png

[Anonymous No.6610431]

>>6609715
Some jerk thought that they should be sweet as well as pickled so they added beet juice to the brine making the eggs red.

This company is trying to emulate that look by adding artificial color. The one's with beet juice are awful, but I hate beets.

If they sit too long the outside gets hard. I make my own, as well as my own brine (or use leftover pickle juice). Set them in the fridge for a day, and they're awesome if you like pickles and eggs.

[Anonymous No.6610438]

>>6609310
Oh man that was something I ate at least twice a week at the elementary cafeteria, they were always half frozen but I ate them because It was free and I was a fat retard.

[Anonymous No.6610440]

>>6609655
I see those all the time on the discount rack at my grocery store.

[Anonymous No.6610446]

>>6610289
Most of the time it's a granola/oat bar. Sometimes it's sugary kids cereal stuck to together like a rice krispy treat

[Anonymous No.6610454]

>>6609647
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.6610458]

>>6610446
I used to eat one of these every day.

[Anonymous No.6610460]

>>6609670
that one's probably for girls who need to take pills with their lunch at school or something. its probably pretty embarrassing for them don't be mean

>>6609714
looks like jelly beans. solid dump anon

[Anonymous No.6610481]

[Anonymous No.6610489]

>>6608672
>I guaranfuckingtee you can't tell the difference between manual pour over and automatic drip.
PLEB AS FUCK TBH

[Anonymous No.6610499]

>>6609677
>not knowing what a based bialy is

[Anonymous No.6610503]

>>6607355
When they're 50% reduced, I buy them, because they are 25% cheaper than real eggs, and then I can have hardboiled egg eating binges like Paul Newman

[Anonymous No.6610509]

>>6609696
Do you really just go to grocery stores and take pictures of food products? Do you think to yourself, "Hey! I can post this on /ck/ later! Those guys will love this!"

[Anonymous No.6610514]

>>6607367
>>6608549
>>6608528
>>6608589
>>6608593
>>6608597
>>6608956
>>6609310
>>6609363
>>6609649
>>6609653
>>6609663
>>6609700
>>6610458

all of these are for plebs and assholes.
.

[Anonymous No.6610517]

>>6610509
literally autism: the activity

[Anonymous No.6610527]

>>6609914
This was actually a very insightful commentary about consumerism in the food industry. Nicely said, anon.

[Anonymous No.6610620]

>>6607787
Let me guess, you're one of those autists who can't stand the taste of coffee and drinks monster energy, right?

[Anonymous No.6610662]

>>6610517
>literally
No.

[Anonymous No.6610673]

>>6610620
Let me guess: you're mad that someone hasn't fallen for your emperor's new clothes bullshit, right?

I know for a fact that the vast, vast, VAST majority of people detect zero difference between automatic drip, a process that requires no extra attention beyond loading the water in the reservoir and the coffee in the filter basket and takes about a minute to set up v manual pour over drip, a process that requires constant attention to pour and repour and repour hot water and takes much more of a coffee drinker's time because of it.

And how do I know this for a fact? Because a good friend of mine owns a cafe, sells manual pour over drip coffee and charges $3 per serving yet sells automatic drip coffee interchangeably as well when the shop gets crowded and she needs lots of coffee really quickly.
She's been running this place for six years now, receiving several dozens of customers each day and hasn't had a single person yet mention or notice a difference. Not. A. One.
I think a sample size of approximately 182000 is large enough to be able to safely say that there is no discernible difference whatsoever.
But you go on and continue your silly ritual if it makes you feel better than us plebeians who use automatic drip machines. :^)

[Anonymous No.6610680]

>>6610673

[Anonymous No.6610681]

>>6610673
cool story nerd

no1 cares

[Anonymous No.6610704]

>>6610662
>too autistic to enjoy 4chin use of word "literally"

[Anonymous No.6610712]

>>6610673
mad as fuck

[Anonymous No.6610724]

[Anonymous No.6610739]

[Anonymous No.6610748]

[Anonymous No.6610750]

>>6608317
This is so retarded. I'm working at a huge IT company and we mostly use thinkpads and lenovo workstations.

[Anonymous No.6610780]

[Anonymous No.6610785]

>>6608905
I'm guessing you've never been to japan, south korea, france, or belgium.

[Anonymous No.6610794]

>>6610780

[Anonymous No.6610817]

>>6609914
No, it's because it was the week of thanksgiving and this was packaged for lazy upper class white people who couldn't be assed to cook for their families because they have important not cooking stuff to do or something

[Anonymous No.6610824]

>>6610509
Yes, this is my exact thought process. Why the fuck would I not do this?

[Anonymous No.6610839]

>>6610817
>white people

into the tumblr bin in goes fam

[Anonymous No.6610851]

>>6610839
It was a high end grocery store, that's the point of being a high end grocery store, so you don't have to interact with minorities. They have good produce, though.

[Anonymous No.6610852]

>>6610824
There are three sorts of people that upset /ck/'s resident hikikomori:
• people who enjoy posting OC
• people who can actually cook
• people who know more than they do

Unless you were trying to troll, if someone comments negatively to something you do here, chances are, it's one of those friendless faggots and you should continue doing what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.6610854]

>>6610852
I just wanted to see his justification for it. I take pictures whenever I see something weird or whatever at the store. There's not really anything better to do with them than post them here.

I can also cook pretty well but I have ugly plates and exceptionally shitty lighting in my apartment so I tend not to post stuff I actually cook.

[Anonymous No.6610858]

Looks like I missed some. Spinach nuggets!

[Anonymous No.6610861]

The side view of the spinach nuggets.

[Anonymous No.6610864]

>>6610854
There is no justification beyond being a sad, bitter, unlikeable douchecunt.

This is why people who posted OC here are kill and those of us who are actually knowledgeable get frustrated.

>>6610858
I make something similar. Onions and chopped spinach salted and sautéed in olive oil or butter until just wilted, then mixed with chickpea flour to form nuggets which are then breaded and deep-fried.
Despite being vegan, they're pretty good.

[Anonymous No.6610866]

Got this at the discount grocery. Yes, it did just come like this. I paid 10c for it. It wasn't very good.

[Anonymous No.6610871]

>>6610864
I would eat those freshly made, but the prepackaged spinach nuggets looked disgusting in every possible way. I can't imagine they had a texture other than soggy.

[Anonymous No.6610875]

>>6610851
Speak for yourself, Rhodesia boy. My high end grocery stores have a diverse clientele because smart, well off people from all over the world want to live in nice areas. Whereas where you live the only brown people are poor, uneducated descendents of slaves. You have a lot in common with those ex slaves which is why you think about yourself in comparison to them, as opposed to decent people.

[Anonymous No.6610878]

>>6610858
>>6610861
My mother made these for me as a joke once.

[Anonymous No.6610880]

>>6610871
Well, take a trip over to southern Italy. We make a lot of veg nuggets where I'm from. The most common is eggplant/aubergine and it's also my favourite.
Roast an eggplant over coals, put it in a paper bag, fold it shut and let the eggplant steam by its own residual heat for 20-30 minutes.
Remove the char then blitz the pulp.
Strain of excess liquid, then mix chopped garlic and parsley into the pulp and some chickpea flour then salt to taste.
Form balls, bread them and fry.

[Anonymous No.6610887]

>>6610875
I'm white. I assure you that only other white people buy a ten dollar pack of mashed potatoes.

>>6610880
I've actually never had eggplant. That sounds like a nice way to do it, though. Would definitely try.

[Anonymous No.6610890]

>>6610878
You must have not had enough GBP for real ones.

[Anonymous No.6610893]

>>6610351
The latter.

Freezing things doesn't keep them from becoming inedible shit for eternity. Just because something was frozen shortly after harvest doesn't mean you're eating it the next day either.

[Anonymous No.6610897]

>>6608855
Or, they can go eat in the DFAC like they are supposed to.

[Anonymous No.6610903]

>>6610887
>nice way to do it
It is! Usually, we put a cube of smoked cheese of some sort in its centre, too, usually provola/scamorza.

Never had the spinach ones stuffed with cheese, but some people add grated parmigiano to them.

[Anonymous No.6610904]

[Anonymous No.6610905]

>>6610897
>they have a chow hall anywhere near the flightline
>they have time to even go to the chowhall during shift

Sorry m8, big boys talking here.

[Anonymous No.6610908]

>>6610904
I know. It's like they're too poor to buy Greek pink organic Himalayan sea salt or something.

[Anonymous No.6610909]

>>6607569
>blue corn, creme brulee, flourless chocolate cake, and the new sushi
What century are you from?

[Anonymous No.6610910]

>>6610903
That sounds fantastic. Do you have a recipe? I might like to try this myself.

[Anonymous No.6610913]

>>6610910
>recipe?
Not really, since I cook by feel. I gave a guideline in >>6610880, though.
I use a big eggplant, 3-4 cloves of garlic and a whole mess of fresh parsley in mine, though, then just enough chickpea flour until it feels right.
That's the best I can suggest, sorry.

[Anonymous No.6610914]

>>6609697
shouldn't they be called fresh seasoned turkey meatballs?

[Anonymous No.6610918]

>>6610914
I have more of an issue with them using the word fresh than the word order.

[Anonymous No.6610919]

[Anonymous No.6610929]

>>6610913
Give me your recipe for arrancini per favore

[Anonymous No.6610937]

>>6610904
>Himalaya
>sea salt
W A T
A
T

[Anonymous No.6610942]

>>6609621
have you ever sauteed this shit in a pan? slice it thin and fry it and make sandwiches with it. It's better than fucking bacon.

[Anonymous No.6610958]

>>6610919
Oh god is this real

[Anonymous No.6610959]

>>6608410
>criticizing people who have the time and money to prepare quality food

[Anonymous No.6610967]

>>6608593
>FROZEN ENTREES
>NOT IN A FREEZER
YUCK

[Anonymous No.6610973]

>>6607367
>tfw sipping freshly pressed coffee

[Anonymous No.6610980]

>>6610929
Again: I don't measure so I can't give a recipe outright.
Also, I'm not from Sicily, so while my region does make them, we don't do it the way the originals are made so you might not like them as much.
Basically, for us (I don't know how Sicilians do it, really, having never had one outside of my region), we make them from leftover risotto and never from fresh. Just mix in a beaten egg or two, lots of grated parmigiano and some peas, form into balls, put a piece of cheese or mozzarella in the middle, bread them and deep fry.
The most common risotto dishes from my area are risotto alla sorrentina and risotto ai friarielli. The first is made with false ragù (tomato sauce made with the whole ragù process, but lacking any meat), put into a baking dish, top with a layer of parmigiano and baked until browned on top. The other is made with chopped bitter broccoli. It sometimes also includes seasoned pork mince. We don't usually make arancini with risotto ai friarielli, but it's not unheard of, either. It's usually the other one.
Sorry I can't be more precise.

>>6610942
>better than fucking bacon
I wouldn't imagine intercourse with cured pork would to be something very difficult to surpass.

[Anonymous No.6610983]

>>6610973
>putting a murderer on cash
typical American

[Anonymous No.6611047]

>>6610904
>Purest salt on Earth
>It's pink because of iron oxide inclusions

[Anonymous No.6611056]

>>6607355
I bought a 12 pack of these at costco. Different brand. Made some many egg salad sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.6611095]

>>6610980
Grazie!

[Anonymous No.6611211]

>>6610861
I've had the broccoli and cheese version of these. Shit is actually so cash.

[Anonymous No.6611419]

>>6609621
Mmh. Has its uses when there's no power and such. Lasts forever. Not the greatest, but it's more emergency/down-on-your-luck food than subhuman, I'd say.

[Anonymous No.6611430]

>>6610258
I assume many people don't even own a pot.

[Anonymous No.6611568]

>>6609716
This actually isn't bad at all. Tastes exactly like Manwich from a can, so it's nice to have around for an evening you're just too lazy to put any effort into anything.

[Anonymous No.6611615]

>>6610858
these are actually alright though, not nutritious or anything, but they taste pretty good.

[Anonymous No.6611949]

>>6608259
That's funny because every engineer I've met at my new job thus far has used an Android phone. The only iPhones I've seen have been on the sales guys.

[Anonymous No.6611956]

>>6608933
They like to pretend that they're Anthony Bordain or some shit when they really live in Kansas or some shit.

[Anonymous No.6611961]

>>6609654
ex gf and I used to grab one of these every time we ran through walmart at 2 am, shit was cash

[Anonymous No.6612102]

>>6610099
hey man this shit is so good

[Anonymous No.6612235]

>>6608608
post all yuor rare cereals pls

[Anonymous No.6612439]

>>6609653
Something doesn't seem right about this.

[Anonymous No.6612508]

[Anonymous No.6612512]

[Anonymous No.6612675]

>>6612512
the fuck is it?

[Anonymous No.6612714]

>>6608956
mfw i'm eating one of these right now