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/ck/ related humor thread?

>> No.6699068

At least post the video so I can rub on out

>> No.6699096
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>>6699068
>not knowing the funniest youtube channel of all time
>not knowing the queen of /ck/
>not knowing the queen of all of 4chan
>not knowing the queen of the entire internet

http://www.youtube.com/user/jazzygirl585/videos

>> No.6699112

>>6699058
she got a nice pair of tits

>> No.6699113

>>6699068
wtf does "rub on out" mean?

>> No.6699115

>>6699096
No shit, but it's easier if you post the link, retard

>> No.6699117

>>6699113
rub ONE out

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>>6699096
Adorable
Hits me right in the feels

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>>6699096
>that voice

>> No.6699139

>>6699058
>humor
>laughing at based Charisse
Fuck you pal.

>> No.6699144 [DELETED] 

OP is a nigger

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>>6699058
>>6699096

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tbjRDSGgRA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrY6GxbtaNw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCFDJfBG1o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31V-84y-DZc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0oOjLO8ECQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nemua7sbjmo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9238gGKCXoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3PJT9uiyzg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTh7RRL9btI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IM0v-pHWoY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZRslBHBEJ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFPov_63e1E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY0NZesRZ9A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYATvaMf1aQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K1WCIIByQc

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>>6699182
>a literal retard is a better cook than /ck/ will ever be

Why am I not surprised?

Also, this is literally the funniest shit I have ever seen.

>> No.6699234

>>6699182
>>6699216
Man, what a cutey pie!

>> No.6699235

>>6699058
Heartwarming videos.

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shit son is there no cure for this?

>> No.6699666

>>6699182
I had a guy like this in a math class. He would answer the professor's questions sometimes. If you just focused on what he was saying and not how you could tell he knew his stuff and was pretty bright. But he sounded like a retard. Pretty tragic imo tbh.

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>>6699058

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Did she is gonna get better?

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>>6699096
>you will never go to school with her and stand up to all the bullies for her
>you will never help her cook delicious meals
>you will never cuddle with her and share stores about each other
>she will never be your gf that will always love you no matter what

>> No.6699709

>>6699691
>implying
You didn't even stand up to your own bullies, how can you protect her smile when you can't protect your own?

>> No.6699714

>>6699691
yeah...she makes my innerwhiteknight go crazy. Super strong protective instincts are surfacing.

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>>6699709
Projecting much?

>> No.6700435

>>6699182
why are people saying this is funny? I'm cringing, its pretty sad. If you close your eyes she actually sounds like an old Chinese lady.

At least she cute and making videos though, but still

>> No.6700441

>>6699058
is here name Sara Rebel Palsey?

>> No.6700448

>>6699717
Let's see.

>On 4chan
>Being wistful for a girl in YouTube videos
>On 4chan

The evidence checks out, man. This is not the behaviour of a person who stood up to bullies in school.

>> No.6700483

She's cute. But beyond the physical, the fact that she has the confidence to put herself on video and show it to the world, knowing that people will pick on her, that's the sexiest part. That she's so comfortable in her own skin.

There's a joke about how Palsy must me uncomfortable but I am too drunk to word it right.

>> No.6700514

>>6699666
One of the smartest guys I know has CP.
It pisses me off when people think it's a mental retardation.

>> No.6700522

>>6700514
It reminds me of sleep paralysis. Terrifying

>> No.6700534

>>6700514
Telling people you have CP isn't very smart. It's how you get v&.

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>>6700514
My friend's roommate got busted for cheese pizza possession which I'm not even sure how happens unless you're being a dipshit and uploading it or something

>>6700534
see: image

>> No.6700546

>>6700542
>>6700514
Oh fuck we're talking about different CPs

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>>6700542
>mfw cp is hidden in that png

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>>6700542

>"I plead the fifth."

Every time.

>> No.6700640

>>6700542
>\things\don't click

every time

>> No.6700674

>>6700542
>16. Also located on the usb flash drive was a copy of MCMICHAEL'S resume

>> No.6700678

>>6699676
no little popper, she is not getting better

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>> No.6700690

>>6699138
>>6699058
>>6699216

New fags not respecting the queen of /ck/

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>> No.6700693

>>6700684
How does that even happen? I'm not circumcised either and it takes far more than a fucking week to accumulate visible smeg

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>> No.6700709

Will marry out of pity.

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>>6700707

>> No.6700715

>>6699714
hahaha you know she probably gets 100X the number of dates you do and would probably reject your ass, despite being a crippled retard right?

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>>6700702
this one always gets me

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>>6700718

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>> No.6700737

>>6700542
I saw this picture on /r9k/ today

>> No.6700762

>>6700725
goddamnit this gets me everytime

>> No.6700767

>>6700699

This made me laugh so much that my bowels began moving and I started farting uncontrollably, had to run to the bathroom to take a massive shit as I felt that concoction of laughing vibrations ooze that turd from my anus like a lubricant.

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>>6700441

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>> No.6700980

>>6700723
lol.

>> No.6701000

>>6700767
lol.

>> No.6701002

>>6699096
>not going for one that is clearly hotter with bigger titties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrfhydAAkU

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>> No.6701079

>>6700542
The funniest thing about this is that when he got off on parole, he had a condition that he couldn't use a computer. The first fucking thing he did was go on facebook and shit talk his parole officer. We should see him again about 2020

>> No.6701093

>>6701035
i can see it work with seared tuna

>> No.6701098

>>6700674
*resemay

>>6701079
How long was his sentence?

>>6700688
Never heard of them, and I'm an Australian

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>> No.6701107

>>6700613
>>6700542
>>6700640
>>6700674
>I left my hard drive with muh 8 gigs of cp and y resaymay
Goddamnit that's funny

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>> No.6701121

>>6700712
Is that just melted plastic?

>>6701101
I wonder what happened to cause that to do that to them, it ought to fuck their intestines too shouldn't it?

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>> No.6701140 [DELETED] 

>>6699058
>kind of lonely
>disabled
>like to cook
>people tell me i'm cute
if i put videos on youtube will i get adoring fans? it's actually pretty similar to her disability, but not as bad.

>> No.6701174

>>6699096
Thanks! NOW i would die on the battlefield for our queen.

>> No.6701215

>>6700542
>things/dont click/cp
Every time

>> No.6701287

>>6700693
I have never had smegma in my life and I'm uncircumsized.

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>>6701002

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From a recent thread

>> No.6701322

>>6699691
>gf
>not wife
Keep setting that bar high.

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>> No.6701387

>>6701364
she should be our queen

>> No.6701392

>>6699113
Like a nicer version of fuck off

>> No.6701394

>>6701392
Like: "Rub on out of here you silly piece of crap"

>> No.6701403

>>6701364
Goddamn that's hard to watch.

>> No.6701409

it's funny because she's a cripple

>> No.6701414

>>6699182
>tfw the pancake video is down

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>>6699058
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Would you /ck/?

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>> No.6701448

>>6701435
it does make me wonder about things.

Like getting herself off. Does she just use one hand to control the other like when attempting to function otherwise? I bet something like a sybian is a godsend to her.

But then another part of me wants to think she's pure and wholesome

Then the dark part wants to come out and ravage that.

I do also wonder about attachment issues. Girls with disfigurations/mental issues/other handicaps often either cling very hard because they think they'll never find someone again, or they think they are the most perfect unique thing on earth and you mean shit to her because everyone else treats her like a goddess up on a high pedestal because she's so 'fragile'

I've thought abotu this too much

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>>6699058

>> No.6701465

>>6699666
Those that have this have a normal brain its just that their bodies are kinda...retarded.

>> No.6701474

>>6701435
I mean yeah sure. Wouldn't stay for breakfast (mostly because it would take like 3 hours for her to make), but sure.

>> No.6701585

>>6701474
>Not being her hands and having her instruct you to make the best food of your life.

>> No.6701603

>>6701029
>no fazolis at the top

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>>6700725
>2:30 a.m.
>just screaming

everytime

>> No.6701614

>>6701403
You're probably using retarded apple products, faggot. Get a real phone.

>> No.6701618

>>6699666
Pretty good insight Dubs Satan
We have a guy like that working for residence life. It looks like half of the bone structure of his face is just missing, and he can barely speak. He's probably really smart though.

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>>6701465
well AKTCHUALLY their brains aren't normal, it's just the backend that's fried while the frontal cognitive center is normal

>> No.6701625

>>6701614
>Apple products are socially and financially beyond my reach.

>> No.6701630

>>6701625
>actually trying to validate buying apple products

And I'm not even the guy you were responding to.

>> No.6701638

>>6701448
That's why you buy her a "back massager" and let her decide whether or not she should get down. Just make sure you subtly encourage her to pleasure herself.

I really wish I hadn't see her videos. I'm slightly infatuated and find myself feeling this weird protectiveness which I am unused to. Damn it /ck/ you're making me feel human again.

Better take a trip to /b/

>> No.6701643

>>6700542
Classic.

>> No.6701645

>>6701625
>socially
This is whats wrong with apple users, they buy inferior electronics and then claim its the shit because it makes them feel socially validated. I bet you're one of those shits thats always trying to one up other people's purchases. Your neighbor buys a 42'' TV and you feel the need to buy a 52'' TV and make sure he knows it. You friend goes to Mexico on vacation, so you make sure he knows you're going to Hawaii, but then you get stuck on a plane next to this old flamer who won't stop rubbing your leg and telling you about his old flings. Not that you'd actually admit that it happened, you'll only tell your friend about all the beautiful women you met and you'll make up a series of lies thus exclaiming why your vacation was superior you that you my hold it over his head for just a brief minute.

TL;DR:
You a big dummy.

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>> No.6701650

>>6701625
>apple sheep once again unable to take a joke

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>> No.6701655

>>6701650
>>6701645
>>6701630
>>6701625
>>6701614

it's 2015 guys

move on

>> No.6701656

>>6701650
You viciously assaulted his ego. His apple products were the only thing keeping him going in a world where he feels like an outcast.

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>>6701655
>applefaggot

>> No.6701662

>>6701656
Too bad they don't sell gorilla glass for the soul, eh?

>> No.6701663

>>6701436
these ones always get me

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>>6700688

>> No.6701668

>>6701662
If they did I'm sure he'd already own it, and he would have made sure you knew he owned it.
I understand a guy needs to peacock every now and then but kids nowadays are getting ridiculous.

>> No.6701676

>>6701625
>>6701630
>>6701645
>>6701650
>>6701656
>>6701659
ITT: assblasted nerds sperging over their smart phone ownership bias

>> No.6701678

>>6701668
Word.

>> No.6701680

>>6701676
>>6701655
>that one assblasted applefag quoting everyone who disagrees with him

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>>6701676

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https://youtu.be/Zgvwqvamdts

>> No.6701720

>>6701695
You have no idea how happy you have just made me

>> No.6701733

>>6701695

b...b...bbb....but why?

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>>6701695
i...i dunno whats going on...
this promotes autism awareness?

better suited as an erotic peanutbutter advertisement

>> No.6701736

>>6701625
>socially

Who the fuck buys a personal computer for social reasons? Oh, yeah....Apple fans.

>> No.6701744

>>6701695
>lets get it all up in there

You got that right bb

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>>6700542

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>>6701744
You are a strange man...

>> No.6701749

>>6699216
CP is not retardation fag

>> No.6701754

>>6700542
>also located on the flash drive was a copy of mcmichaels resume

kek at least he didn't lie about that

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>>6701695

>> No.6701772

>>6701746
>5'9"
when will they learn...

>> No.6701775

>>6700542
>long post about adopting and having a girl as a sex slave
>Michael claimed that this post was a joke and that he couldn't possibly actually adopt a little girl anyway
every time. He sounds so disappointed at the legal system for putting him in jail instead of handing him an orphan loli

>> No.6701780

>>6701695
boner YES

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>>6701695
What a butterface

>> No.6701792

>>6701790
CARLOS!

>> No.6701805

>>6701695
why do i have a boner
she looks oddly familiar...

>> No.6701819

>>6701805
There was an autistic girl on LiveJasmine a few years ago that looked a lot like her.
She was the best ever.

>> No.6701832

>>6700699
Holy fuck that's the most I've laughed in a while. Thank you, anon.

>> No.6701837

I dont generally trust women but I think I could trust an autistic girl.
They are not as good at lying as regular girls...

>> No.6701839

>>6701746
>fee violation
wut? being a pedo comes with a fee now?

>> No.6701842

>>6701837
You're dumb.
Autistic people are generally less predictable and are prone to tantrums.

>> No.6701846

>>6701364
thats really cute

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>>6701832
if you don't mind reading a lot this one's great too

>> No.6701861

>>6701837
Less lying, more drama. Expect inexplicable mood swings and strange obsessive behavior.
Had a friend who was a high-functioning autist. If that wasn't unique enough he was also a black kid who was adopted by an incredibly rich white family.
Nice guy actually, he did freak out once over cherry pie though. Very embarrassing to see a large man berating a waiter because he ordered cherry lattice pie and got cherry lattice pie. He didn't actually know what it was and was expecting something else.

>> No.6701873

>>6701695
My dick would be diamonds if I didn't feel bad because she's autistic.

>I'm going to upload this to xvideos or pornhub
>I am a weak little white girl
>I wonder who would want to do me
Jesus fucking christ

>> No.6701878

>>6701654
dump cakes are good you pleb.

>> No.6701882

>>6701873

Guess autism for girls is being funny

>> No.6701889

>>6701775

That's an old proto-copypasta, but still, the autism to post these things non anonymously

>> No.6701890 [DELETED] 

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCFDJfBG1o
>ok, next i have to crack the egg. probably the hardest part for me. one of the hardest parts.

i have a harder part for her. ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

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>>6701847
That was pretty great. I wish I had more saved.

>> No.6701923
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6701923

>>6701898
posting this one just because I forget what it is

>> No.6701992

>>6700699
>killing Mr door.
I lost it, well played

>> No.6702000

>>6701436

Not as good as Apple Cabin Foods.

>> No.6702042
File: 235 KB, 600x621, dump and bake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
6702042

>>6701878
>Eating dumps.

>> No.6702153

>>6701695
what are that marks on her legs?

>> No.6702163

>>6699182
I didn't want to feel sad again today

>> No.6702179

>>6702163
What's sad? She's doing what she loves and living as normal a life as possible.

>> No.6702185
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6702185

>>6701695
>tfw no qt autistic gf

>> No.6702197

>>6701695
She kind of seems like she has a sense of humor underneath all that autistic awkwardness. I like her.

>> No.6702209

>>6701695
Can a autistic fall in love with someone?

>> No.6702276

>>6702209
Pretty sure she could fall in sex with someone and thats enough for me.

>> No.6702300

>>6702276
I don't want an autistic only for fuck with it, for that whore blonde friends are a better choice

>> No.6702368

>>6701654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SUuzneqVf8

MikeJ does a whole series on Dump things

>> No.6702490

>>6702368
How can you possibly watch a cooking show now that you know the glory of autistic peanut butter girl?

>> No.6702494

>>6701873
It's a joke dude, check the facebook.

>> No.6702509

>>6702494
Link?
Shes not really autistic ?

>> No.6702517

>>6702509
Ah, fuck, they deleted the facebook page. She's probably kinda autistic but this whole thing was a joke.

>> No.6702540

>>6702517

Your full of shit, no one can act that retarded.

>> No.6702547

>>6702540
Well I don't care if you don't believe me dude, I know I'm right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do7P7fxSfs8

>> No.6702562

>>6702547
I want someone to do a study on this because one a video reaches a certain amount of views so many more people will watch it, which then pushes it to another threshold of views, where more people will watch it.

but she's hot and rubbing herself and I like it

>> No.6702600

>>6700714
i watched a porn titled that once

>> No.6702602

>>6702494
what did she say?

>> No.6702605

>>6701099
I haven't read something that good in a long time

>> No.6702623

>>6702602
fuck off faggot

>> No.6702653

Anyone have the screencap of the guy who tried to make kirby bread or kirby cake or something and it just looked like lumps of raw meat and organs?
Must appreciateD!

>> No.6702738

>>6702562
helleluja

>> No.6702989
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6702989

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imCWw3xGY6s

>> No.6703267
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6703267

>>6700699

This fucking story, man.

>> No.6703285

>>6701873
Why does it make you feel bad? She's not acting like a shithead entitled autist. She's just being cool and funny.

>> No.6703303
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6703303

>>6701002
Amethyst?

>> No.6703312
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6703312

>>6701436

>> No.6703313
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6703313

>>6703312

>> No.6703352

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D9rPYsXmcUrw&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DOa-ae6_okmg&start2=&authorName=Weber

The Legend

>> No.6703356

>>6701898
Did the guy put a tub of protein powder in or something.

>> No.6703369
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6703369

>>6700725
>??am: So many spiders

o i am laffin

>> No.6703414

>>6699058
I hope I never see another one of those video's, it was so hard to watch.

>> No.6703424

>>6701620
Yeah, thats what ataxia is. Malformed cerebellum

>> No.6703455

>>6701847
That was excellent. It read like an Asimov short story.

>> No.6703458
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6703458

this brand name would fit well on Pornhub

>> No.6703466
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6703466

>>6701101

>> No.6703480

>>6699691
She has a boyfriend

>> No.6703505

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ22zsdg5Hw

>> No.6703522
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6703522

>>6700725
>Just screaming
>A cheeky bedtime sausage

>> No.6703531
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6703531

how has no one posted this

>> No.6703536
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6703536

Or this

>> No.6703598
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6703598

>> No.6703601
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6703601

>> No.6703603
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6703603

>> No.6703607
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6703607

>> No.6703615
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6703615

>> No.6703623
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6703623

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6703664

>>6700958
>Chinese baseball equipment

>> No.6703680

>>6703536
>>6703531

Not funny, just nasty

Also
>making fun of Charisse or others with CP

hope your children are born with disabilities tbh

>> No.6703707

>>6703680
We love Charisse, and many of us would fanatically protect her from all who would tease her if we could.

>> No.6703746

>>6702368
motherfucker sounds like yahtzee

>> No.6703754

>>6701898

>not noticing he slipped laxative in the shake because you failed the perception check

>> No.6703824

>>6702153
Shes a cutter those are scars. Joke video or not you cant fake the underlying mental problem that lead to her cutting her leg up that badly.

>> No.6703832
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6703832

>>6703754
>lowballing perception
>Oh, you wanted to be the tank?
>i dont give a FUCK take perception

I refuse to get ganked because someone bumblefucked his way into some bad shit

>> No.6703872
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6703872

>>6701435

With a smile on my face

>> No.6703912

No one's posted these yet?

https://www.distractify.com/white-things-overheard-at-whole-foods-1197822622.html

"I wish Whole Foods sold Organic cocaine"

>> No.6703915

Also necessary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T59KAU9n5xI

>> No.6704019

>>6701101
>>6701099
hello tomorrow

goodbye yesterday

>> No.6704047

>>6701436
How the fuck is this even remotely funny? HAHAHAHAHA THEY CALL FOOD DIFFRENT NAMES!!!!

Seriously kill yourself.

>> No.6704170

>>6699182
She's adorable. She literally made my heart melt.

>> No.6704189

>>6700725
Fucking foxes always get me there kek

>> No.6704305
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6704305

>>6701079
hasnt been active since 2013, but fuck lol. this guy doesnt learn too fast.

>> No.6704365

>>6699666

>imo tbh

yeah, and HE sounds like the retard

>> No.6704443

>>6701387
See: >>6699096

>> No.6704556

>>6704305
Jesus christ

>> No.6704675
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6704675

>>6701364
She is a qt. Too bad she has a bf

>> No.6704726

>>6700542

>ITS FOIL PROOF!

What a joker.

>> No.6704733
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6704733

>>6704675
>she has a bf
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.6704736

>>6699182
Why would anyone laugh at her, man, she is seriously awesome. I'm crying here.

>> No.6704758
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6704758

>>6701695

I wish I could live on day as she lives her entire life.

>> No.6704759

>>6700715
this. whiteknights will always be whiteknights. she is still a girl and since she is not hideous she gets evern more attention and sympathy from people. Her bf is probably some chad cunt.

>> No.6704771

>>6701790
oh fuck i just spit out my drink. nicely done

>> No.6704879

>>6699182
Who was that girl who passed by during the cake in the mug video? Do I detect some hostility between them?

I don't think this is funny though. I just feel really bad.

>> No.6704881

>>6701435
If she was down, most definitely.

mewithoutYou is a great band, by the way.

>> No.6704895
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6704895

>>6700699
>vibrate his ass cheeks at just the right frequency so it sounds like Billy Mays yelling "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE"

>> No.6704907

>>6700715
>projecting much?
I can smell the jealous angst from here

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6704920

>>6704759
Yeah bro, he he's making pussy seem magical bro. when all true bros dont give a fuck about pussy, we just take the pussy we want. retard pussy is easy to rape and therefor not worthy of true bros like us. bitches are practically following me around dropping their panties because im so hardcore gangsta bro. I dont even need to seek out nice girls with good personality because im just gonna get them drunk and rape them anyways, BROOOOOO.
yeah bro dawg, bitches aint shit and whitenights are slaves to bitches. Word, homie.

.......BRO

>> No.6704928
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6704928

>> No.6704982

>>6700958
>food megaphones
completely lost it

>> No.6705013

>>6701294
>w.youtube.com/user/jazzygirl585/videos
ahaha lol that comment how autistic

>> No.6705025
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6705025

>>6701695

>> No.6705032

>>6699691
>imlying she won't pass through the ugly duckling phase, become super hot, and date acseries of chads while you sit alone at home, masturbating at the thought of her possibly getting railed at that same exact time

>> No.6705079

>>6701695
I really like the part where she puts the peanut butter next to her snatch.

>> No.6705092

>>6705032
she already has a bf. some nerdy christian guy who loves his mommy a little too much. he's also disabled but not as noticeably as her.

>> No.6705181

>>6701746

Also know by his artist name Hannibal Buress

>> No.6705266

>>6701695
>a reverse shit
mfw

>> No.6705287

>>6701695
>he doesn't want it.

that dog looks tired of her shit.

>> No.6705306

>>6699058
I desire nothing.

>> No.6705316

>>6703872
>>6701435
>>6704881
I like you guys, great album

>> No.6705327

>>6701695
How does this benefit retard awareness ?

>> No.6705337

>>6705327

by removing all the blood from healthy brains with massive errections making everyone aware of what it feels like to be retarded.

>> No.6705346
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6705346

>>6705337

>> No.6705502
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6705502

>>6700542

My ex's (we were dating at the time this happened) best friend's dad was busted a couple years ago for CP possession and distribution. He had over 2 terabytes of CP on his computer when they raided his house.

His wife found his hidden CP stash and turned him in to the authorities. He left an encrypted folder open and she stumbled across it when she was using his computer to look up directions or a phone number or some shit. The kicker? He was a computer science professor at the local university.

I always laugh when I think about this story because his daughter/ex's friend is a huge cunt. By all measures she is an objectively terrible person. Anyways, I like what happened with her dad because it means he might have molested her when she was a kid and if anyone deserved to be molested by their father when they were a kid it was her. It would explain a lot about why she is so fucked in the head.

He made a plea deal and got 20-something years but it's effectively a life sentence since he has terminal cancer. A few weeks before it happened we were at their house for a big cookout. I helped him out on the grill and setting stuff up. He was friendly and seemed like a completely normal, middle-aged guy so it was a bit creepy to learn that he was a raging pedophile. The creepiness didn't last long though, I was literally laughing out loud when it dawned on me that he likely molested his daughter.

>> No.6705545

>>6699096
Is it bad I can imagine her giving my dick long, awkward strokes? I would wreck that body until she was wheelchair-bound. Hoo-boy. huehuehue

>> No.6705982

>>6705502
ur dumb and this bait is stupid

>> No.6705995

>>6705545
I've been imagining the sounds she'd make if I went down on her. I bet her spasms would be adorably erotic.

>> No.6706016

>>6705079
what time is that at exactly?

>> No.6706020

>>6701695
I just fapped to an autistic girl putting peanut butter on herself, and came at the part where she put it on her armpit
should I be ashamed?

>> No.6706085

>>6702989
i just watched all of them
what am I doing with my life

>> No.6706102

>>6699182
I LOVE HER! <3

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH WEEEE'RE KEEPING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAALLRIGHT!

>> No.6706225

>>6699058
does she ever use an electric mixer? cause I don't think my sides could handle it.

>> No.6706235

>>6704879
that slut is probably too busy fucking her big bro to give a fuck about his tard kid sister.

>> No.6706277
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6706277

>>6700542
>foil proof

>> No.6706328
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6706328

>>6701695
for what purpose?

>> No.6706549

>>6702989
This is going into my bookmark folder of videos that make /ck/ cry. Thank you.

>> No.6706605
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6706605

>>6701695
y tho

>> No.6706663

>>6701695

It's fucking cam-whores acting it up (and the constant selfies posted) that makes me think I"m too old to be here...

It's pathetic how many replies this got, after being posted here pretty much every other day for close to a month now.

>> No.6707319
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6707319

a classic

>> No.6707383

>>6701436
Johnson Slabs destroyed me

>> No.6707392

>>6702368
repping my man Mike J

Too bad he's an idiot

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6707457

>> No.6707565

>>6706663
>I"m too old to be here...

then fuck off and don't come back. If anything you're too damn young. Stop being so damn edgy.

>> No.6707575
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6707575

>>6707319
what the shit did i just watch

>> No.6707576

>>6707457
you can tell francis is getting old, in the latest videos he's almost entirely laying down

I don't want fancis to die

>> No.6707653

>>6706020
Yes, yes you should.

>> No.6707675
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6707675

>>6704675
Anybody have the whole video?
Preferably in better quality.

>> No.6707712

>>6701695
>put peanut butter on yourself for autism awareness

>> No.6707737

>>6699096
>being a crazy pedophile that dubs random girls their "queen"

Nah fuck off

>> No.6707744
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6707744

>>6700542
>\things\don't click\cp\cp

>> No.6708069

>>6707675
This is it but she made it private for some reason:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk

>> No.6708075

>>6699216
She's not retarded mother fucker, she's physically handicapped.

>> No.6708122
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6708122

>>6708069
But I don't have an account, how annoying.

But thanks.

>> No.6708125

>>6700718
I'm fucking dying /ck/ PLEASE help me

>> No.6708162
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6708162

>>6708069
>>6708122
So I made an account and still can't watch it, hate youtube...

So what now?
I need to send her an email and be friend with her so I can watch it?
Will sober up before I get access to the video.

>> No.6708200

>>6700699
I'm cackling like a hyena in my cubicle. Hardest I've laughed in a long time.

>> No.6708278
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6708278

>>6699216
dude she's not retarded she has cerebral palsy, try to me a little more sensitive

>> No.6708417

>>6701035
underated filename

>> No.6708534

>>6700958
>tfw you posted in this thread but didn't make it into the screenshot.

>> No.6708539

>>6704675
She really is an inspiration. I know it's a cheesy and lame thing to say, but I get pretty frustrated and pissed when my recipes don't work out, but then I see her struggling with something like a pancake flip and she doesn't get mad or discouraged at all, just rolls with it and keeps trying.

>> No.6709011

>>6708162
Nah m8, "private" means that only she can see it. She might have set it as "friends-only" though, and if so then it's easy - just make a new account with the same username as one of her current friends and she'll add you, no problem. Always works.

>> No.6709039
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6709039

Post your best cringe videos, guys.
Bonus for microwaved stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unltPH0pIT4

>> No.6709059
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6709059

>> No.6709210

>>6701109
God this kills me every time, anyone have the rest of the images?

>> No.6709236

>>6709059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAOSPoGPV4M

>> No.6709241

>>6701695
she has a nice butt
what the hell is going on at the end?

>> No.6709246

>>6709241
>what the hell is going on at the end?
she is dance

>> No.6709284
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6709284

>>6709210

>> No.6709311

>>6709284
glorious, thank you anon

>> No.6709330

>>6701695
I had a feeling I should check /ck/ today...

>> No.6709423
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6709423

>>6700958
>expert spoons
mfw

>> No.6710342

>>6704675
To be fair she flips pancakes better than me

>> No.6710418

>>6708162
YouTube is known to clash with your System 32 folder. So find that folder and delete it. Then you can watch YouTube videos for free and in glorious HD.

>> No.6710431

>>6710418
how do I find that ?
i am not that good at computers

>> No.6710441
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6710441

Pic relatded


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX9E6pP4T_Q

>> No.6710448

>>6709284
Is this from a real store or what?

>> No.6710623

>>6709039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDK09vlKcnk

>> No.6710807
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6710807

>>6701695
Tanning does not work this way.

>> No.6710824

>>6701695
shes so hot

>> No.6710875
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6710875

>>6701695

Imagine the pale bikini tan lines contrasting with the peanut butter when she got naked to jump in the shower

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6710987

>>6701772

>> No.6711091

it's my first time on /ck/, thank you all

>> No.6711312

>>6702989
underrated

>> No.6711366

>>6709039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=151&v=T59KAU9n5xI

>> No.6711378

>>6710441
great vegetarian recipe, low on carbs and the quickest pie I've ever done- it doesn't even go in the oven!

>> No.6712215

>>6699058
this was a surprisingly good thread

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