/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6766248]

Guy Fieri is now describing the last thing you ate.

[Anonymous No.6766252]

>dem chicken nuggy wuggy poopy panty goo goo gaga tendies was flyover flavor town agoo agoo!

[Anonymous No.6766257]

How the fuck would he decribe a jar of pureed prunes I'm eating to ease my contipation?

[Anonymous No.6766266]

>>6766257
"THIS FLAVOR TOWN SHIT JAR SURE IS KICKING SOME MAJOR LIQUID DOODY!"

[Anonymous No.6766270]

EATING A DORITO IS LIKE CHUGGING MEXICAN CUM. WELCOME TO FLAVORTOWN, POPULATION YOU.

[Anonymous No.6766271]

>>6766257
THIS PRUNO IS JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED BABY OPENING THIS BABY UP LETS YOU KNOW YOURE ON THE MUDDY WATER EXPRESS STRAIGHT TO THE FLAVORTOWN BAYOU

[Anonymous No.6766272]

>>6766271
I'm fucking dying hahahah oh god my sides

[Anonymous No.6766273]

>>6766248

[Anonymous No.6766279]

[Anonymous No.6766297]

>>6766271
I'm trying to eat but I can't stop looking at this and laughing

[Anonymous No.6766303]

NOW LETS GO DOWN TO FLAVOURTOWN, WHERE ANON HAS BEEN COOKING UP A CHICKEN BROTH INSTANT RAMEN CREATION THAT GETS MY PALETTE CRYING FOR MORE. THESE NOODLES ARE THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE, SO TAKE A SEAT AND BUCKLE UP FOR THIS EPISODE OF DINERS DRIVE DICKS AND FAVELLAS

[Anonymous No.6766306]

>mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

[Anonymous No.6766309]

>>6766271
Topkek

[Anonymous No.6766340]

THE CHOLULA ON THESE CHICKY TACOS IS FUCKING MY GOOD ASS INTO TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.6766343]

TONIGHT ON TRIPLE D, WE GO DOWN TO ANON'S, WHERE HE'S BEEN REHEATING SWISS CHALET - HIS WAY.

ALRIGHT LET ME GET A BITE OF THAT ANON

OH MAN. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING FOLKS. I'VE HAD A LOT OF REHEATED FOOD IN MY DAY - DON'T TELL MY WIFE! BUT ANON THIS IS SERIOUSLY OFF THE CHAIN. THAT IS JUST SOME REAL AMERICAN FALL OFF THE BONE OLD WORLD FLAVOUR EXPLODE IN MY MOUTH QUARTER CHICKEN DINNER. HEY - GIVE ME SOME PROPS BECAUSE THIS MEAL IS TOTALLY MONEY.

ALRIGHT NOW YOU'VE GOTTA GET A SHOT OF THAT SWISS CHALET SAUCE. THAT IS JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED. IF THIS SAUCE WAS A JET FIGHTER, THEN ANON WOULD BE TOP GUN. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS SAUCE IS GOING TO PROVIDE THE COLOUR FACTOR THIS DISH NEEDS TO TAKE MY '67 CAMARO FOR A RIDE DOWN TO FLAVOUR TOWN.

[Anonymous No.6766359]

>>6766343

[Anonymous No.6766374]

>>6766248
That Reeses whoopie pie dragged my tastebuds behind the flavortown bar and gangraped them with deliciousness

[Anonymous No.6766395]

>>6766343
I could hear his voice while reading that. Well done anon.

[Anonymous No.6766427]

i just unironically watched two episodes of triple D

is this the end?

[Anonymous No.6766430]

TODAY WE'RE HERE WITH MY MAN, ANON FROM CALIFORNIA. WE'RE GOING TO CHECK OUT THIS NICE PORK SANDWICH FROM LEE'S SANDWICHES.
NOW I THOUGHT I KNEW MY SANDWICHES, BUT JUST WHAT'S A VIETNAMESE SANDWICH? IT'S GOT ALL KINDS OF HERBS IN THERE WITH THE MEAT. LET'S GIVE IT A BITE!

WOOOOW, THAT WAS A SANDWICH, I BIT RIGHT IN AND COULD PRACTICALLY TASTE THE VIETKONG KILLING MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. IT MADE ME WANT TO FLY MY ATTACK HELICOPTER STRAIGHT TO FLAVORTOWN!

[Anonymous No.6766432]

>>6766427
Kill yourself now anon, before you spread the infection to your loved ones.

[Anonymous No.6766460]

>>6766427
>only two episodes
top pleb
come back when you're hoarding guy fieri posters and merchandise

[Anonymous No.6766471]

>>6766430
wow

[Anonymous No.6766483]

>>6766460
Autist. Come back when you wear a locket containing his spit from when he screams flavortown

[Anonymous No.6766485]

>>6766430
>WOOOOW, THAT WAS A SANDWICH, I BIT RIGHT IN AND COULD PRACTICALLY TASTE THE VIETKONG KILLING MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. IT MADE ME WANT TO FLY MY ATTACK HELICOPTER STRAIGHT TO FLAVORTOWN!

[Anonymous No.6766490]

>guy fieri threads
>haven't even read any posts yet
>ctrl f flavortown

[Anonymous No.6766493]

>Be traveling
>Check into hotel
>Dat shitty free wifi
>Good enough to check /ck/
>Guy thread
>Many keks had, but time for bed
>Get in bed
>Turn on TV
>Food Network
>Showing Triple D
>Get dressed, go buy bottle of wine
>Kek and get drunk all night
Guy is love. Guy is flavor.

[Anonymous No.6766504]

>>6766359
>>6766395
Thanks boys

[Anonymous No.6766507]

>>6766493
You just got taken for a ride in the sky!

Welcome to flavour town, population - you!

[Anonymous No.6766512]

HOLA HOMBRES ITS ME GUY FIERI WITH ANOTHER DRIVIN DIVES AND DRIVES DOWN IN EL PASO TO GET A TASTE FOR A LOCAL TREAT ANON CALLS KETCHUP ON A PLATE WOAH BABY THIS STUFF IS BANGIN JUST ONE DIP AND MY COMPLIMENTARY SCRAP OF PAPER IS PRIMED AND READY FOR BLASTOFF INTO THE FLAVORVERSE

BUT THATS NOT ALL YOU SEE MY BRO ANON HERE FIXED UP A MEAN CUP OF TAP FROM THE 7-11 NEXT DOOR AND LET ME TELL YOU MY TASTEBUDS HIT FIVE ALARM WHEN THAT MILD BLEACHY GOODNESS FLOWED DOWN MY GULLET

[Anonymous No.6766518]

>>6766512
>READOY FOR BLASTOFF INTO THE FLAVORVERSE
fucking lel

Also I want Guy to visit this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6He0FWoFj0

[Anonymous No.6766526]

AFTER SPOTTING THE FLAVORSIGNAL UP OVER ANONS PAD I JUST KNEW I WAS IN FOR SOME MONEY NOSH AND BOY DID HE PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS WITH A PRIMO SPREAD FISHED OUT FROM UNDER THE FLAVOR HUNTERS BEST FRIEND THE COUCH CUSHIONS

TANTALIZING HALF CRUSHED ALMONDS WITH A SIDE OF HALF MELTED SKITTLES REALLY HIT THE SPOT AND BEFORE I KNEW IT I WAS SMOOTH CRUISING DOWN THE FLAVORHIGHWAY AND ONTO THE MAIN COURSE WHEN HE FISHED OUT A FORGOTTEN BAG OF CHECKMIX, PULVERIZED TO PERFECTION

[Anonymous No.6766533]

>>6766518
I fucking hate shit like this. Can we just let retards be retards? Can we not give them passes and say they're "cute" and "inspiring" when do shit like this? I don't want to see retards. I don't want to interact with retards. I don't want retards to be exalted or applauded for anything.
This isn't inspiring in the least by the way, it's just proof that you can do anything if you can fund it with daddy's money.

[Anonymous No.6766537]

>>6766526
>PULVERIZED TO PERFECTION

[Anonymous No.6766545]

>>6766533
>Being this negative
I wouldn't eat there but give the guy a break, Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.6766556]

>>6766533
Wassamatter, little edgelord? Butthurt because someone you deem inferior is actually doing more with his life than widdle ol' you?

[Anonymous No.6766561]

>>6766526
> MFW this whole post

[Anonymous No.6766565]

>>6766556
>>6766545
Sorry my Dad didn't drop a fucking million dollars on me to build a restaurant where my main responsibility is to give hugs and appear "inspirational". I guarantee that retard didn't write the menu or recipes, doesn't handle the finance, basically doesn't actually carry out any adult duties other than being a decoration, a living gimmick for a shitty and otherwise unremarkable flyover diner.

[Anonymous No.6766569]

>>6766556
And yes, I am "butthurt". Of course I wish I could have my whims catered to by my rich daddy while everyone cheers me on and calls me a gift to the world.

[Anonymous No.6766570]

>>6766565
>Envy: the post

[Anonymous No.6766576]

>>6766565
>>6766569

[Anonymous No.6766578]

>>6766570
Don't forget the sequel: "Daddy Issues."

[Anonymous No.6766586]

>>6766518
I'm drunk as fuck and you made me cry from laughing.

10/10, anon.

[Anonymous No.6766591]

>>6766586
It wasn't me, it was all Tim. OH YEAH!

[Anonymous No.6766592]

>>6766518
I love to imagine him fucking off out back smoking weed with employees, or screaming at the wait-staff for fucking up, and trying to fuck the hottest waitress

[Anonymous No.6766595]

>>6766518
I would love to see Gordon Ramsay visit his restaurant and tell him how shit all the food is.

[Anonymous No.6766597]

>>6766592
>Hey baby maybe I can give you a bit more then a hug ;)

[Anonymous No.6766599]

>>6766578
I don't give a fuck if Daddy never paid for any of it. At least I know that everything I have I earned.

[Anonymous No.6766611]

>>6766518
> It's always been my dream to own a restaurant
> The hugs are way more important than the food

Does not compute. I bet the food is shit.

[Anonymous No.6766613]

>>6766611
Probably is yeah, I never said I'd eat there

[Anonymous No.6766621]

>>6766611
From the yelp page, this is what the food looks like. It have have been cooked and plated by an actual retard as well.

[Anonymous No.6766628]

>>6766621
Did they pick all the nuts out of a crackerjack box and plate it with a side of vomit?

[Anonymous No.6766633]

>>6766628
I have no idea. My guess is that Tim's dad has fat stacks and was looking to cultivate his fourth or fifth source of income. He probably knew very little about the restaurant industry, but a lot about marketing and media, so he built a generic southwestern diner and put his retard son in charge as a figurehead and used him to gain publicity. Since our society puts tards above criticism no one would notice that the diner is a load of shit and new customers would keep going there to feel like they did something good by eating food worse than the average meal at a college dorm. You'd be better off just going to Denny's TBH, all the photos of the food I saw on Yelp looked shit.

[Anonymous No.6766635]

>>6766633
Tim seems happy to why do we care so much?

[Anonymous No.6766636]

>>6766518
They should serve all the food on windows so the customers can lick them clean.

[Anonymous No.6766658]

>>6766518
I laughed at this person's review, look at the owner

[Anonymous No.6766659]

>>6766533
You're a dick

Fuck you for hating on that guy

[Anonymous No.6766663]

>>6766633
Tim has a degree in hospitality or some shit so I really don't think it's just a money making scheme for the dad

[Anonymous No.6766664]

>>6766659
See, this attitude is exactly the problem. We put retards above any kind of criticism. Fine, fuck it, I can handle that, it's not like they can help their situation anyway. I just hate it when we applaud them as inspirational for really not achieving anything special. This guy gives hugs at the shitty diner that his Dad owns where he is only the figure head. He didn't do anything remarkable, condition or otherwise. I think it's fucking stupid that people's default reaction is to respond with outrage every time someone criticizes a re-re, or even suggests that they aren't deserving of praise. If anyone else called himself a gift to the world, I would slap them for their Kanye West levels of arrogant bullshit attitude. This man deserves nothing.

[Anonymous No.6766667]

5 6s 4 U

[Anonymous No.6766668]

>>6766663
> Implying a degree that a literal retard holds has any value
I'm pretty sure everyone graduating along side him felt like a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.6766671]

>>6766667
Too bad no one in this argument got the >>6766666

[Anonymous No.6766674]

>>6766664
And neither do you.

[Anonymous No.6766675]

>>6766674
I don't think I deserve to own my own restaurant (yet) but honestly if I had a rich Daddy that would pay for it I would make it a lot better than a flyover diner with the theme of having a tard uncomfortably hug all the guests.

[Anonymous No.6766678]

>>6766664
>Didn't do anything remarkable
>Is an Olympian

His food probably isn't any better than Denny's but he's more successful then you'll ever be

[Anonymous No.6766680]

>>6766675
Well, maybe you should focus on that instead of being so jealous.

[Anonymous No.6766683]

>>6766678
> Implying being in the special olympics makes you an Olympian

Jesus anon I'm starting to think you might also be retarded.

[Anonymous No.6766687]

>>6766680
You act like my life and attitude is defined by what threads I shitpost in on a Monday night. My life is moving right along, I'm making all the progress I can and it's going according to plan. It's not like my life is dedicated to hating someone that I saw on a /ck/ thread.

[Anonymous No.6766696]

>>6766687
Well, good for you. You make a good point but the only thing I have to judge you by is the content of your posts, which to me shows a character flaw.

[Anonymous No.6766700]

>>6766664
That guy has a disease that frequently makes people so dumb they can't wipe their own asses. Just being able to dress himself and be an awkward host at a diner is damned impressive.

I'm sure the food there is decent and it's just fucking dumb to waste time talking smack about him. I'm just happy his dad had the $ and loving patience to give his disabled son a happy life.

[Anonymous No.6766709]

>>6766700
Well said

[Anonymous No.6766713]

>>6766700
>>6766709
Sure is /reddit/ in here.

[Anonymous No.6766731]

THIS SOFT BOILED EGG IS EQUALY DELICIOUS TO SPERM AND I JUST SUCKED OF THREE HOBO'S

[Anonymous No.6766744]

>>6766713
as if the overwhelming negativity of 4chan is a positive.

[Anonymous No.6766779]

>>6766744
as if you're not a raging fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.6767481]

>>6766599
so you have nothing then, right?

[Anonymous No.6767505]

>>6766744
I keep Reddit and 4chan open at the same time so the excessive naivete and the unrealistic negativity cancel each other out.
Also because I'm an adult and adults don't have exclusive allegiances to websites.

[Anonymous No.6767513]

>>6767481
> Daddy's money babby detected

[Anonymous No.6768307]

>>6766343
11/10, well done. just like my steaks.

[Anonymous No.6768794]

>>6766248
"....dude this is just semen"

[anon No.6768807]

>>6766248
I had fresh fruit all day and Guy Feieri doesn't know what that is

[Anonymous No.6768846]

>>6766248
>A plate of cold carrots with an extra kick of salty man tears!

[Anonymous No.6769003]

THAT OUTTA THE PARK HAM AND HAVARTI SANDWICH ON POTATO BREAD MMM THATS GOOD

[Anonymous No.6769053]

>you will never go to flavor town

[Anonymous No.6769779]

WOO BABY THIS FRUIT ROLL UP WITH THE WRAPPER STILL ON WAS SO MONEY. ONE FRUITY BITE WAS ALL I NEEDED TO MAKE IT INTO FLAVORTOWN AND THE VINYL BITE AND RUBBERY TEXTURE SURE KEPT THIS GUY BUSY I KNOW ID DRIVE FOR THIS DIVE

[Anonymous No.6769801]

Something like ROCKIN RISOTTO and HE TOOK THIS KALE TO FLAVORTOWN JUST BY ADDING SOME BACON. Idk I'm bad at guy speak

[Anonymous No.6771075]

>>6766427
>2015
>Not watching triple G

[Anonymous No.6771480]

>>6766430
Good fucking lord I lost it, peak keks.

This is the best thread on /ck/ in a while, keep it up anons

[Anonymous No.6771524]

>>6766271

[Anonymous No.6771820]

Spicy meatballs

>explosive

[Anonymous No.6771843]

>>6766248
>Brutha, the A and W must stand for Awesome and Way outta bounds because that Mozza burger was THE BOMB dude. I'll be coming back FOR LOZZA MOZZA

[Anonymous No.6772338]

>>6766493

I lose it at "panamania" everytime.

[Anonymous No.6772447]

>>6768307
>well done

[Anonymous No.6772642]

capping for great justice, anons.

guy is love, guy is life

[Anonymous No.6772682]

WHAT'S UP FOLKS, GUY HERE WITH ANOTHER EGG-CELLENT EPISODE OF DOCKERS, DANGLERS, AND DIDDLES

EGG-CELLENT, YOU MIGHT ASK? YEAH, BECAUSE MY BOY ANON HERE JUST CRACKED THE CODE TO THE FLAVORTOWN MAINFRAME WHEN HE CRACKED THAT EGG INTO HIS POT OF BOILING WATER.

IN FACT, HE SHOULD BE COACHIN THE POACHIN TEAM DOWN AT FLAVORTOWN HIGH BECAUSE ILL BE GODDAMNED IF THESE POACHED EGGS ON TOAST DIDNT TIE MY TURBULENT TASTEBUDS DOWN AND FISTFUCK THEM INTO SUBMISSION

NOT ONLY THAT FOLKS, HE PUT SO MUCH HABANERO SAUCE ON THOSE SONSABITCHES, THOSE EGGS COULD MELT THE STEEL BEAMS OF ONE FLAVORTOWN PLAZA

[Anonymous No.6772745]

>>6772682
>melt the steel beams of one flavortown plaza
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.6772858]

>>6766526

[Anonymous No.6772868]

HEY HEY IT'S THE BIG GUY COMING AT YOU HARD FROM DINERS, DRIVEINS AND DIVES
BRIAN JUST SLAMMED A COLD, TALL GLASS OF CREAMY MILK AND CHASED IT WITH A SPOONFUL OF MY FAVORITE, CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER! MY MAN, MY FLAVOR MAN! MAYBE THIS GOT GUY'S GONNA GIVE ME A RUN FOR MY MONEY TO INTEREST UNSEAT MY HORRIBLE BULK FROM MY LIFETIME POSITION OF MAYOR OF FLAVOR TOWN! WATCH YOUR ASS, IT'S TIME FOR A PEANUT BUTTER BLAST! RON PAUL 2012!!

[Anonymous No.6772879]

>>6772868
>not washing done the peanut butter with milk
Guy don't make sense

[Anonymous No.6772967]

THIS RICE AND CREAM OF CHICKEN BLEND IS SENDING MY TASTE BUDS TO POORMAN'S FLAVORTOWN

[Anonymous No.6773161]

>>6772682
>ILL BE GODDAMNED IF THESE POACHED EGGS ON TOAST DIDNT TIE MY TURBULENT TASTEBUDS DOWN AND FISTFUCK THEM INTO SUBMISSION

This thread is amazing

[Anonymous No.6773163]

>>6766636
underrated

[Anonymous No.6773231]

HEY THERE IT'S GUY AND I JUST CHOWED DOWN ON A FLAVOR SCOOP THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR EYES OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AND YOUR BALLS ACROSS STATE: I WOLFE DOWN OP'S MOM'S PUSSY.

IT WAS A LITTLE TANGY, A LITTLE BRINY, A LITTLE NAUGHTY, A LITTLE NICE. FROM THE LABIA MAJOR TO THEN CLIT TO THE VAGINAL CANAL, ONCE I INTRODUCED THE FIERY SAUSAGE, MY TIPS WEREN'T THE ONLY THING FROSTED!

[Anonymous No.6773645]

>>6768794
I used some of the charred meat powder that they make in that factory. It adds a nice racially pure taste to any food.

[Anonymous No.6773768]

EXCELLENT, BROTHER, RIGHT ON. THESE THREE MEAT PIZZA TRIANGLES ARE AIRPLANES OF YUMMALICIOUS GOODNESS EXPLODING INTO THE TWIN TASTE TOWERS OF DOWNTOWN FLAVOR TOWN. DESPITE BEING PREVIOUSLY FROZEN, I CAN REALLY TASTE THE CLASSIC NEW YORK CRUST. MMMM, SEND IN THE FIREFIGHTERS BECAUSE THIS PIZZA IS ON FIRE.