Slice or Square?

[Anonymous No.6779101]

Let's end this debate. Pic very related.

[Anonymous No.6779110]

I didn't even know there was a debate.

Slice is objectively superior because every piece can be made relatively consistently. (Same size, crust, etc).

Squares only (sort of) work if your pizza is square, in which case you're doing it wrong in the first place.

[Anonymous No.6779153]

square might actually be more efficient, since some folks don't eat pizza crust

[Anonymous No.6779157]

I've never seen a circular pizza cut into squares, the only time I see it is with those shitty rectangular ones.

[Anonymous No.6779163]

>>6779101

za' has been shaped to homosexualize the population by making them position themselves to duck sick, therefore square only master race.

[Anonymous No.6779175]

>>6779153
That is some real plebian shit

[Anonymous No.6779179]

>>6779175

>crustfag

plox kill ur self

[Anonymous No.6779197]

>>6779101
Slices are for real pizza. Squares are fine for Midwest/Southern style redneck grease bomb pizza.

[Anonymous No.6779275]

>>6779197
Translation: I never left my own neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.6779289]

>>6779101
Slice. Square cut was done by the extra chromosome, obviously.

[Anonymous No.6779291]

In my opinion, 12" or less and slices are the way to go, anything above that and a slice becomes more than some people prefer to eat at once and squares become more appropriate

[Anonymous No.6779294]

>>6779179
Please come back when you're 18.

[Anonymous No.6779300]

>>6779197

>I no longer have any way of stop being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.6779317]

>>6779101
square is awesome for sicilian and slices are best for everything else

[Anonymous No.6779322]

>>6779300
>I no longer have any way of stop being a faggot.
fify

[Anonymous No.6779342]

>>6779322
wut?

[Anonymous No.6779502]

Slices because your pizza has a handle. With square slices most of the pieces don't have handles so you can't pick them up with your hands or else they get all oily and you have to eat it with a knife and fork

[Anonymous No.6779697]

>>6779502
>He doesn't eat his pizza with a knife and fork

[Anonymous No.6779700]

Square because more pieces = more pizza

[Anonymous No.6779702]

>>6779697
>doesn't eat his pizza with chopsticks on college campus.

[Anonymous No.6779708]

>>6779110
The immediate genuine response actually made me kek. I think I'm broke, boys. Or maybe I've reached new heights.

[Anonymous No.6779711]

Square for basic ones like the OP or garlic pizza are acceptable, as they allow for quick bites and aren't encumbered by toppings.

Once the pizza has at least two toppings, it necessitates a slice cut. The handle allows for better manipulation and the point-to-edge method of eating minimises the chance of falling ingredients.

[Anonymous No.6779713]

I just had a square-cut pizza not more than... 4 hours ago... OP do I know you?
Slice is objectively better btw, fuck hipster ass square cut shit, can't pick it up without losing half the toppings from all sides.

> people dont eat the crust because their mommy never beat them when they refused to not waste food

[Anonymous No.6779724]

>>6779153

Ok so cut it into squares if serving it to young children who don't like icky gross crust on things, and serve slices to anyone over the age of 9. Got it.

[Anonymous No.6779957]

>all triangular slices can be accessed from the perimeter of the pizza, removing the need to reach over other people's food
>all triangular slices consist of the same crust/topping ratio, improving uniformity and consistency of slices
>all triangular slices are of equal mass for fairness of distribution
>triangular sliced pizza is symmetrical in more directions than square sliced pizza therefore is aesthetically superior
>triangular sliced pizza is always cut into an even number of slices which encourages sociability
>triangular sliced pizza requires less slices of a pizza cutter to divide, improving efficiency of preparation and leaving more toppings intact
>triangular sliced pizza has a handle (crust) for convenient, grease-free manipulation
>only triangular slices were ever used by the teenage mutant ninja turtles

[Anonymous No.6779971]

Do places outside of the Chicagoland area do the square cut on round pizzas?

95% of the time you order a thin crust from a non-chain pizzeria out here you'll get it cut into squares.

[Anonymous No.6779994]

>>6779971
I work at a chain.

Thin gets squares, everything else is tris.

Unless it's the biggest pizza, that gets squares regardless of crust thickness due to the sheer size of the slices.

[Anonymous No.6780000]

>>6779110
Gotta love a slice of 'za.
Perfect food imo.

[Anonymous No.6780002]

Since it's highly unlikely anyone posting in this thread has actually eaten pizza the question is inconsequential.
>plebeians

[Anonymous No.6780010]

>>6779101
got me beat....

[Anonymous No.6780017]

>>6779957
>triangular sliced pizza is symmetrical in more directions than square sliced pizza therefore is aesthetically superior
That's a blatant lie, anon. Square pieces have for more possible symmetry operations.
A 'triangular' piece only has one line of mirror symmetry.
Somewhat lacking compared to the four lines of mirror symmetry and several options for rotational symmetry.

[Anonymous No.6780025]

>>6780017
simple science: a circle should be divided equally into wedges. not squares.

pro tip: the pizza is a circle. not a square.

[Anonymous No.6780053]

There's a reason square cut is called party cut. You can just grab a couple pieces, throw them on a plate, and nibble on them like hors d'oeuvres while drinking and socializing.

Maybe you only want 1 or 2 pieces of sausage, but a lot more of the veggie. With a party cut, you can more easily mix and match pieces from different pizzas, such as the spread you would see at a party.

Basically, it makes sense that you guys wouldn't understand the purpose of square cutting pizza, since you're all basement dwellers and stay at at home moms.

[Anonymous No.6780074]

>>6780017
I'm talking about the pizza, not the individual slice.

Every slice through the middle of a pizza creates a line of symmetry (assuming the other slices are equally spaced and through the middle as they should be).

If my calculations are correct, a square sliced pizza has a maximum of 4 lines of symmetry (vertical, horizontal and two diagonals) and potentially zero lines of symmetry. A triangular sliced pizza (with evenly spaced slices) theoretically has infinite potential lines of symmetry and a minimum of 2 lines of symmetry.

[Anonymous No.6780140]

>>6780053
>ooh look at me i'm at a party
>what sophisticated pizza slicing
>so many options, little bits of crust or big or medium squares with no crust
>look i'm mixing and matching my square slices of pizza on my own paper plate like a grown up
>what a great party, i get to sit in the corner and eat pizza with a knife and fork on a paper plate resting on my knees while the mobile dj plays retro pop music and jane from accounting gets off with dave from marketing
>that's so dave ha ha ha
>i'm definitely having a great time at this party
>so glad i chose to come here and network with middle management and drink responsibly instead of hanging out with my loser friends and their dumb triangle sliced pizza
>oh god i got pizza sauce on my tie

[Anonymous No.6780143]

>>6780053
>Maybe you only want 1 or 2 pieces of sausage
You're the one who wants the sausage, party boy.

[Anonymous No.6780320]

>>6779101
Just roll the pizza up completely and take a sharp blade and cut individual pizza rolls. Life Hax!

[Anonymous No.6780330]

Who the fuck cuts pizza into squares

[Anonymous No.6780333]

>>6779101
A round pizza is sliced, a quare pozza is squared.

[Anonymous No.6780334]

>>6780140
they're tiny squares of pizza. you just pick them up and eat them. that's the point.

[Anonymous No.6780375]

sliced
if the pizza is too big to cut reasonably sized slices, the pizza should be a rectangle shape and cut squared

[Anonymous No.6780380]

>>6780330
Sicilians

[Anonymous No.6780416]

>>6780333

This

[Anonymous No.6780421]

>>6780025
>pro tip: the pizza is a circle. not a square.
bull fucking shit, its an oval at best, you will never molecularly make a circle with a pizza.

>>6779957
>>all triangular slices consist of the same crust/topping ratio,
fucking bullshit also, for the same goddamn reason.

have any of you actually made it past grade 5 geometry? if not go see jeff foxworthy for a spot on his show.

[Anonymous No.6780422]

>>6780140
>ooh look at me i'm at a party
>what sophisticated pizza slicing

Spat at my monitor

[Anonymous No.6780423]

>>6780421
nice daffy pic lmao

[Anonymous No.6780441]

>>6780330
Someone who's looking for a fight.

[Anonymous No.6780444]

>>6780421
Lokks like somebody need his little nap-nap and a carton of juice
Hope you got your mamas permission to browse the internet

[Anonymous No.6780453]

>>6780421
Those points you disputed are true when considered relative to a square pizza or a pizza sliced into square pieces.

[Anonymous No.6780841]

> toppings melt off halfway through reheating the square abomination

Slices are master race.

[Anonymous No.6780851]

>all these people shitting on square pizza
You've never had Gentleman Jim's.

[Anonymous No.6780881]

squares are ONLY for large events where a large number of people will each be having small servings of pizza as a finger-food.

if you're eating the pie as a meal, it's gotta be wedges.

[Anonymous No.6780898]

>>6780002
Kek that "New york" pizza is closer to a shitcago style pizza.

What retard made that pic?

[Anonymous No.6780904]

>>6780881
that's what i was trying to say, but everyone called me a fag

[Anonymous No.6780911]

>>6780002
>everyone on /ck/ is some american teen that never has been into a proper italian restaurant and never dragged their ass out of the suburbs
>there are no europeans on /ck

get rekt tbh

[Anonymous No.6780914]

>live in the Midwest
>everyone cuts their pizza into squares

[Anonymous No.6780922]

Square for parties or large groups, slices for small groups

[Anonymous No.6780924]

>tfw pizza

[Anonymous No.6780926]

>>6780053
Dingdingding.

This is the thread winner and obviously the only (other besides me) person in this thread who knows anything about pizza.

They are called party slices. Donatos does them by default on all their pies. Now some poseur needs to ask what Donatos is before just googling it one tab away.

And for a party slice pie, the ingredients are forced to be arranged so that every bite gets each of the toppings involved. In this, party slices are the Texas One Bite Chili of pizza, and are far superior in quantity and distribution of topping due to the care required than those sloppy chintzy NYC excuses for pizza.

[Anonymous No.6780928]

The only way.

[Anonymous No.6780931]

I'll get square if I'm abusing "half off your order" pizza and getting a fuckton of toppings on thin crust
I like the little snacky size pieces

[Anonymous No.6780935]

Around where I lived, sliced was usually for cheap places and square was for higher quality
Mainly because the higher quality places would make bigger size pies that would be too cumbersome for slices

[Anonymous No.6780937]

>>6780140
You paint a glorious picture, anon.

[Anonymous No.6780957]

>>6780053
>>6780926

>since you're all basement dwellers and stay at at home moms
pic related.

Also, why the hell would you make/order round pizza if you expect guests just to cut it into squares? Either everyone gets their own or you might as well maximize the available area.

[Anonymous No.6780967]

>>6780957
Because that's how they come? Basically all pizza places in Illinois/Wisconsin/Indiana/Missouri that do thin crust party cut pizza make them round and cut them into squares. Since it's in a party situation with lots of pizza, it's almost always ordered or frozen, and I've very few frozen pizzas are square.

[Anonymous No.6780970]

>>6780935
Yeah but then you eat with knife and fork anyway, so you don't really need to slice them beforehand.

[Anonymous No.6780972]

On giant pizzas, squares.

Reg sized pizzas, slices.

[Anonymous No.6781005]

>>6779110
>>6779291
>>6779317
>>6779502
Autism
>>6779700
Retard
>>6779713
Insecure
>>6779971
Bullshitter
>>6780017
Sperg

[Anonymous No.6781011]

>>6779724
/thread

[Anonymous No.6781016]

>>6780967
>that's how they come
that I can understand, since I know how bothersome it can be to make a pizza order outside of the norm
>frozen pizza
wasn't even thinking about that as an option, because when the fags and me don't order we just make preparing the pizza part of the event.
Essentially the same issue as above, I was more about the case where you have a choice.

[Anonymous No.6781017]

>>6779101

sqaures remind me of being a kid for some reason

[Anonymous No.6781020]

>>6780957
How many pizza places have you worked? Also, I don't think the question you were thinking made it into your post. I don't expect the guests to cut it into anything - that's why it's party sliced. So they don't have to.


The party sliced pizza is most commonly found in situations exactly like >>6780140 describes. People can take small pieces of several different kinds. So they can try the pepp, the mush, the BO and pepp, and the GO and ON and not have to eat half of a fucking pizza.

And I don't think the topping distribution thing registered as strongly as it should. So here's a pic of what a pizza should look like. That one is about to be party sliced.

Now you could say, yeah but you could pie that one and it would still have that many pepperoni - except pie places don't put that many. Ever. Because the pie slice is basically a ripoff technique.

[Anonymous No.6781023]

>>6781016
when you have 20-30 people over, making the pizzas because a bit of a hassle

[Anonymous No.6781026]

>>6780841
>not eating cold leftover pizza
What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.6781032]

>>6781020
And here is another one. Also party sliced. Pepp and Saus dragged through the garden.

[Anonymous No.6781043]

Jaysus please us. Basically pizza is stuff on bread.TBH the worst I ever had was ok the best wondermous. Particularly when in college or just batching or queer as a three buck dollar, I'm gay, (just me - won't see me in any "gay" parades or festivals.It' ok,but disincludes a lot of people Good people. straight (Um where did you think you came from) les and trans . no particular bones to pick. Pizza was and is poor folk food. Anywhere. Thesse threads rimindme of Dr. Zeues green eggs and ham.(theadore? are you there? after watching the cat in the hat with Mike, my niece asked "can we get our money back"? from the mouths of babes) I appreciate NY style and Shytown deep, and if a party, you cut square Eat what you like, try to harm no one,and venture new things occasionally I confess, as a southern boy,(see many stopped reading) I like the standard take out garbage; matter sauce, sausage, mushroom, light peperoni, really not garbage at all Hate "garbage" pizza Every thing, the more the better.Not true. Chesse Pizza or CP has become infamose with child porn. And really too bad. Because simple pizza can be the best. unlike this post. thanks ck.And that is no shit, sherlock. Pizza and life.Also, sometimes it's good to have a dictionary, to over ride "spell check". It only learns what you teach it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyU0P6iqyw4

[Anonymous No.6781044]

>>6781023
yeah then you just don't really have a choice, depending on the pizzeria, that I agree with.

[Anonymous No.6781075]

>not making your own pizza
>not eating it with a knife and fork from the edge in

[Anonymous No.6781076]

>>6781075
>being italian

[Anonymous No.6781077]

>>6780053
>going to parties
ree

[Anonymous No.6781087]

>not cutting your 'za into the superior shape

[Anonymous No.6781101]

>>6781020
>>6781032
I see your point, but even then a rectangular pizza would be preferable imo. But of course if you can't order any that's a perfectly fine solution. What I'm getting at is that it's the practical solution due to a lack of alternatives, not the optimal. In the end the optimal solution would be making the pizza yourself, and I think we can both agree on that.

>>6781077
antisocial people can gather together too, you know.

[Anonymous No.6781104]

>>6781076
>being poor
I make pan pizza covered in meat and shit all the time, it's even less effort than margherita.

Literally all you need is a decent oven, which is a 100 dollar investment, then you can crank shit up to 800 degrees and get perfect pizzas every time.

[Anonymous No.6781182]

>>6779101
When I make homemade pizza, I feel like I get the most outta my pizza by cutting it into squares. It makes the pizza seem more delicious too.

[Anonymous No.6781231]

>>6781020
fuck that pizza looks disgusting with all those sunken pepperonis completely covering the dough

[Anonymous No.6781261]

Compromise?

[Anonymous No.6781290]

>2012
>still slicing pizza

[Anonymous No.6781305]

square master race

[Anonymous No.6781310]

>>6781261
Is that mothafucking Harris?

[Anonymous No.6781313]

>>6781104
>Literally all you need is a decent oven, which is a 100 dollar investment, then you can crank shit up to 800 degrees and get perfect pizzas every time.
>100 dollar oven
>800 degrees

[Anonymous No.6781324]

>>6781313
My bad, mine only actually makes it to 734 degrees. But you never really use anything over 500 unless you want to burn the crap out of the base.

You really don't know that there are small ovens specifically designed for pizzas?

[Anonymous No.6781332]

>>6781290
>2017
>not blending and injecting pizza

[Anonymous No.6781344]

I've eaten slices all my life, but holy shit do I want to now call up dominos and ask for a pizza cut into squares.

I mean I've sucked it up like everyone else and mowed down my crust no problem, but holy shit, those luxurious crustless pieces... A man can dream, can't he? A man can /need/, can't he!? End to end, all cheese all sauce! Aha, aha, AHAHA

[Anonymous No.6781348]

>>6781043
Old Rambling Guy?

[Anonymous No.6781350]

>>6781348
clearly but a cheap imitation. trust me, i'm an expert

[Poorfag McGee No.6781384]

>>6780002

[Anonymous No.6781419]

>>6781384
That middle one is a damn fine looking pie. I never did understand what the Yerps think is so great about that careless mottled tumourous looking margherita style. Artisanal is not synonymous with shoddy.

[Anonymous No.6781422]

>>6781261
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and ask for some background on this suspect. What's her deal?

[Anonymous No.6781427]

>>6781384
please tell me you know that that's bazil

[Anonymous No.6781429]

>>6781310
>>6781422
Rever image confirms. Harris Original Quad-Cities Style Pizza of ----

wait for it ----

Davenport, Iowa.

Nice job.

[Anonymous No.6781432]

>>6781427
From the pic quality, I originally thought it might be shooped in miniaturized rats.

[Anonymous No.6781443]

>>6781305
I actually like garlic, but roasted and squezzed on taters aor anything. Raw garlic is like ramps to me. I can eat it, though I don't much care for it, ( it's every where, It's every where). And my discomfort um discomfart isabout to become yours. we are different, yeti the same. I actually like raw garlic. some. but and I mean butt, you would not be around me. laugh, please. not a popular voice. All of us, each and everyone are "precious snow flakes" whenlooking in a mirror.. If looking for condemnnation, bestest look elsewher. (e- forgot the "e"; excellence. try to be E in life. Pushing 60, but unlike stewie, never found a return pad. Well, maybe. but not prefected, dam, perfecred, damn, perfected. try, try again. Boy, thats really calvinist for a half methodist, part Baptist, part anglican, part RC (not the cola). part zhid and didint forget ishmael, ever, and so on and on and on
Now forgot the original point, which I think many clergy do .A fine line between high pucker factor and casual. Tell thetruth and shame the devil. Also, Paul was an ornery SOB in my personal opinion, but, really bigg butt, not like tosh.0, you will know. Tis why most preachers, pastors, reverends, rabbis and um, leaders of mosques(listening Ishmael) your mind wanders, or mine does. lots of good shit. but like dad and mom said, live, love and help. and exceeding joy to you, but thyme to go home and turn up the pot roast Dans le nom spiritus sanctus, whell hell, Hail Mary, full of grace, help me win this stock car race, and bless... seven fold amen. And just who are you calling a tatter nigger... calm down. tis otay peace unto you./ really if yo0u don't know it yet, I hope you do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LrLqvkHCXY

[Anonymous No.6782178]

>>6781261
Legitimately the best way to slice pizza

[Anonymous No.6782369]

>>6780841
>banana on a pizza
Now I'm intruiged...

[Anonymous No.6782404]

>>6781313
There might be a unit conversion issue going on here.

[Anonymous No.6782412]

>>6781324
>You really don't know that there are small ovens specifically designed for pizzas?
I do. but they're more than $100 where I am.

[Anonymous No.6782449]

>>6779101

If you need to cut squares, you're making the pizza too big.

[Anonymous No.6782452]

/thread

[Anonymous No.6782460]

>>6779101
I've never eaten square cut but it seems inconvenient to hold? Also good pizza have delicious crust and squares seem retarded in general.

[Anonymous No.6782515]

>>6779101

Square cut for thin crust
Slice for everything else.

[Anonymous No.6782525]

>>6782515
this tbh

[Anonymous No.6782543]

WHY IN THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK WOULD YOU CUT A ROUND PIZZA INTO SQUARES

HOW MANY DEMONS HAVE TO TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR FAGGOT BRAIN TO CONVINCE YOU TO DO SOMETHING THAT IS AN INEXCUSABLE GEOMETRICAL OFFENSE

THERE'S ALREADY PIZZAS THAT COME IN SQUARES

IT'S CALLED SICILIAN OR GRANDMA PIZZA

YOU

STUPID

MOTHER

FUCKERS

[Anonymous No.6783405]

>>6780140

kek'ed hard

[Anonymous No.6783413]

>>6782452
>pepperoni pizza
grow up, kid

[Anonymous No.6783421]

>>6782543
It's an effective way to rustle the autist is it not?

[Anonymous No.6783453]

>>6781384
Still rolling your pizza dough McGee?
>stupid shitcunt

[Anonymous No.6783461]

>>6780928
why the fuck is there a knife and fork in that pic, i hope to hell they aren't gonna be used.

[Anonymous No.6783471]

>>6783461
Generally using a knife and fork is the accepted form in restaurants, this is not a secret.
Clearly you need to raise your standards.

[Anonymous No.6784392]

I like squares more...

[Anonymous No.6784439]

Midwestern here, square cut is best cut

[Anonymous No.6784454]

I'm very upset that there are people who even come up with this fucking aneurysm inducing shit, the answer is, has been, and always will be slice

[Anonymous No.6784512]

Does it matter

[Anonymous No.6784514]

>those microscopic corner pieces that nobody eats
square a shit, slice is king

[Anonymous No.6784541]

>>6784514
get outta here, those pieces are perfect for when you still want some more pizza but you're too full to have another full slice

[Anonymous No.6784543]

>>6784514
>wasting food

[Anonymous No.6784575]

Listen, son. There will come a time when you can appreciate all types of pizza.

[Anonymous No.6784704]

>>6784514
But I like having just crust...

[Anonymous No.6785185]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHyXstpe_N8

[Anonymous No.6785192]

>>6784575
this. it's all pizza.

[Anonymous No.6786850]

>>6779101
The only square pizza worth a damn is Pizza King / Sir Pizza.

[Anonymous No.6786852]

>>6780911
I've been to Europe. I've had my way with their women. Their pizza is ok but not legend.

[Anonymous No.6786857]

>>6779101
Squares are just great for portion control during a party and for tasting different flavors if there are multiple ones.

But for regular dining, slice is good.

[Anonymous No.6786858]

alot of pizza takeaway places in Norway slice their pizzas in squares. I seriously don't understand it !!!!

[Anonymous No.6786859]

>whynotboth.jpg

[Anonymous No.6786864]

I personally find that thin crispy pizza is awesome in squares, the thicker Saucier American is better in slices because if not it's a mess. My .2c

[Anonymous No.6786870]

>>6780053
This is the right answer.

>Basically, it makes sense that you guys wouldn't understand the purpose of square cutting pizza, since you're all basement dwellers and stay at at home moms.
And this is so fucking true.

[Anonymous No.6786872]

>>6786864
Yep!

[Anonymous No.6786883]

>>6781261
That's actually better than squares

[Anonymous No.6786887]

>>6786864
>My .2c
>.2c

[Anonymous No.6786890]

what's to say that hasen't been said? but thoghold, a new crop of people. every year.time after time. and that's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.6787071]

>>6780140
greatest thing ive read all day

[Anonymous No.6787121]

>>6779197
>I CAN'T GET THESE COCKS OR OF MY MOUTH

[Anonymous No.6787133]

The pizza place I worked at in Indiana would slice pizzas over 12" into squares and 12" and below into slices. The rationale from the owner is what has been said several times ITT: bigger pizza is likely meant to be shared amongst several people who only will take a few pieces, while smaller pizza is likely just for two or three of people who will eat by the slice.

[Anonymous No.6787135]

>>6786887
To poor to even give us a penny.

[Anonymous No.6787164]

thin crust square, deep dish slice

[Anonymous No.6787295]

>>6787133
You must have worked for a fucking retard.

14" is the standard 1 man pizza in America. 16" is 2 man sharing pizza, and 18"+ is for parties.

[Anonymous No.6787304]

>>6787295
>14" is the standard 1 man pizza
Flyover fatty detected

[Anonymous No.6787305]

>>6787295
>14" is the standard 1 man pizza
How fat are you?

[Anonymous No.6788201]

Pizza sucks
Calzones are goat

[Anonymous No.6788226]

>>6779708
I have that perfume too...carried away

[Anonymous No.6788237]

>>6784514
Those are the alps. Because that's the sound you make when you eat one. "Alp!" Everyone loves the alps. Everyone not you!

[Anonymous No.6788515]

>>6787295
Hey, lard-ass

[Anonymous No.6788905]

>>6782369
Where do you see banana?

[Anonymous No.6789218]

I like squares, they taste better.

[Anonymous No.6789243]

>>6779101
slice because it inserts into ass easier

[Anonymous No.6789248]

>>6788905
>not seeing it
Are you short of sight anon?
Look on the right hand pizza to get find out what they look like, they're brown and mushy because they've been heated.
then you'll notice they're hidden all over the over two.
I'm going to have to make myself some banana 'za.

[Anonymous No.6789407]

>>6789248
Shredded pork, mushrooms, roasted red bell peppers, cheese, no bananas here kid.

[Anonymous No.6789476]

While we're discussing Pizza, I have an incredibly important question.
If I substituted the dough for an omelette, would it be edible or an abortion? Obviously we'd be making a small little pizza.

[Anonymous No.6789745]

>>6781432

[Anonymous No.6789751]

>>6785185
>Hate pizza in California
>Picks nationwide chain stores
wut?

[Anonymous No.6789779]

>live on east coast
>pizza is always cut in slices
>move to the midwest for school
>every pizza place in town cuts it into squares
>also barely above little caesars in quality
leave it to the midwest to have shit taste

[Anonymous No.6792256]

>>6785185
>Taking Cuck's word on pizza
pls go

[Anonymous No.6792316]

Squared can feed more..

[Anonymous No.6792447]

>>6789779
>leave it to the midwest to have shit taste
it's a given

[Anonymous No.6793611]

>>6789476
You can use cheese and tomato as a filling for an omelette so I guess spreading it on top instead of folding it inside would be okay too.

You wouldn't want to bake an omelette in an oven orput it under a grill though, it would become dry and rubbery very quickly. I'd heat up the tomato sauce in a saucepan first so it's hot when you add it to the omelette (while it's still cooking in the pan). Add it before the omelette is done, the heat from the sauce should finish cooking the omelette and melt the cheese at the same time.

[Anonymous No.6793626]

>>6789779
>ive never once seen square pizza in the midwest
>only in new york

what the fuck are you talking about anon? you making shit up again?

[Anonymous No.6795879]

>>6789779
Chicago pizza is the best. and fuck both . i demand my pizzas cut in a single spiral

[Anonymous No.6795918]

>>6780002
>uneven cheese
>barely any sauce
>vegetarian toppings
literal shit pizza