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Who is your cookfu?

>> No.6822487
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YOUR ASS

>> No.6822492

>>6822487
This is the kind of quality post that keeps me coming back to /ck/

>> No.6822496
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>>6822465
Kelsey with a side of Rachel

>> No.6822499
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>>6822465
Dis bitch right here

>> No.6822505

>>6822492
fuck off back to /mlp/ cocksucker

>> No.6822507

>>6822465
>3D
gtfo normie

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>>6822465
Easily

>> No.6822511
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Rachel Khoo, all day everyday

>> No.6822518

>>6822509
God she is so fucking hot

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>> No.6822523

>>6822509
Isn't she a nobody though that can't even win a cooking competition once ever?

>> No.6822549

>>6822523
No, she is not a nobody and I heard she slapped your ma around and your ma took it like a bitch

>> No.6822552

>>6822549
That's a lie, she is my mom.

>> No.6822577

>>6822552
Well tell her I would bang the ever loving shit out of her

>> No.6822584

>>6822577
Fuck no, I want her all to my self. She's a terrible cook but she's a bangable dommy mommy.

>> No.6822596
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Julia

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shes no Martha

>> No.6822619

>>6822465
Who is your Kung Fu? Who is your egg fu yung?

>> No.6822637

>>6822511
thanks bro, we are friends now

but I still deep down feel like it's my destiny to bang out Claire Robinson

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It should be obvious

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<3

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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

>> No.6822705
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*kissu*

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>>6822672
that aint jack

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This guy tbh

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>> No.6822963

>>6822465
wow she has a smokin body

>> No.6822965

>>6822465
Who Is this fluid druid?

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Tina Nordström

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>>6822465

>> No.6823012

>>6822672
JUST

>> No.6823018

>>6822943
Ahhh, this one gets me. My vegan waifu

>> No.6823093

These are some hot pieces of trim, bros. Wow. I had no idea.

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>>6822521
>>6822969

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Damaris Phillips
>dat Southern charm

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pleb taste in here

>> No.6823138

>>6822496
Even fat Rachel Ray gets me hard, I'm so fucked.

>> No.6823143

>>6823138
nothing wrong with going rock solid over rayray

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This bloody wanker.

>> No.6823189

>>6823106
My nigga

>> No.6823190

>>6822509
>old druggie
nah

>> No.6824537
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PailinsKitchen on youtube

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>> No.6824545

>>6822965
She's a judge on master chef. Don't know her name. Didn't know her tits were that big.

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6824932

>>6822465
>Tfw I'm new to /ck/.
>Tfw I don't know if she's a meme because she hasn't been posted yet.

>> No.6824941

>>6822943
just beyond gorgeous

nice girl too

>> No.6825032

>>6824932
She has a man jaw though

>> No.6825034
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all of them

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>>6822972
Andreas or bust

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>>6822511
you do know that she drinks from the furry crockpot?

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>>6822465
I want to eat her legs up.

>> No.6825502

>>6825037
I've got something better for her to drink

>> No.6825510

>>6822946
Muh nigga

>> No.6825516

>>6822465
Have you actually seen Christina Tosi pre-MC judge? She appeared as a guest on an episode of Mind of a Chef talking about how she used near spoiled bananas to flavor her banana cream pies for the Momofuku Milk bar. I guarantee you you'd change your mind about her being your cookfu after you watch that episode.

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>>6822465

not to hard to pick her

>> No.6825532

>>6825516
They weren't near spoiled. Over-ripe bananas develop a ton of flavor. You're just a pleb who is afraid of life :>

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>>6824932
>>6825529
Oh look, some cradle of filth fans

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not sure if she actually ever cooks anything, but she is on the cooking channel

>> No.6825582

>>6825532
She calls it near spoiled. The bananas were black. They admit it's not something you'd eat normally. I don't doubt that the pie tastes good, I'm just quoting what she (and the show) said to describe their bananas.

>> No.6825644

>>6825582
I ate black/mostly black plantains all the time when I was growing up. Fite me m8.

Maybe it's different because plantains have more starch.

>> No.6825709

>>6822923
Isn't he a pedo?

>> No.6825713

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

>> No.6825725

>>6825644
I won't fite you m8. Like I said, there's no doubt that the bananas develop more complex flavors as they mature. It's just that where I'm from (West coast) bananas that are past brown attract fruit flies like crazy and spoil, so to be on the safe side I eat barely ripe bananas.

>> No.6825734

>>6825582
Have you ever baked with bananas? You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about you shitter.

>> No.6825750

>>6823138
my associate of an ethnic commonality

>> No.6825775
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>>6825734
Here's a picture just for you. If that's the state of bananas you normally eat, then sure I'm a turbocock sucking pleb. To reiterate myself a third time, I'm sure Tosi's banana cream pies taste good. But really show any person a picture of that banana and ask them what word they'd use to describe it.

>> No.6825791

>>6825775
That's perfect for baking. Not for eating raw though. Lesrn2bake before you go around bring wrong.

I bet your banana bread is terrible.

>> No.6825827

>>6825725
Greenish bananas have best flavor and texture tbh

>> No.6825883

>>6825791
I don't bake. Second, where have I ever said that it's wrong to use those bananas for baking? I said I'd never eat one of those, though I trust Tosi makes good pies with them. Idk why you're trying to pick a fight over something I didn't say.

>> No.6825937

>>6825034
honestly something about bottom left always gets my gears going when shes on that sweets show.

>> No.6826007

>>6825827
Yeah, sure, if you like dry, sour tasting bullshit bananas.

>> No.6826009

>>6825034
I'd give Amanda Freitag a little bit of the sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of recreation.
No, not procreation.

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>>6822465

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>>6826906

>> No.6826909

>>6822946
>asian
>dog

ok I know where this is going.

>>6826906
/thread

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>tfw obscure cookfu

>> No.6826918
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Perfection

>> No.6826931

>>6826914
He's gorg

>> No.6826956

>>6826918

my mom watches his gardening videos.

i crack up 'cause he's a /ck/ meme, and my mom has no idea what's going on.

>> No.6826977

>>6825499
I wanna fuck her with a milk bar.

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>>6825571
I like the other one better, but not a bad choice

>> No.6826993

>>6826956
Are his gardening vids legit?

>> No.6827000

>>6826993
yeah, they're more serious. still greg videos though

>> No.6827012

>>6825516
But that's the kind of banana most people use in baking. Why would that make anybody change their mind?

>> No.6827095

>>6825571
she's an annoying cunt

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Female: >>6822511

But when it comes to a cookbando there is only one man that can pierce my heart.

>Pic related.

>> No.6827222

>>6822511
dirty slut
>>6822509
gross
>>6822499
trashbag
>>6822496
why either of these are even famous is beyond me
>>6822465
nice bod but severely overrated
>>6826906
>>6826908
would wife/10

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>>6823174

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCujO6Ujw_o

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>>6827219

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXQCo9fLYWI

>> No.6827451

>>6825529
Jugs on fleek

>> No.6827513
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Best cookfu coming through

>> No.6827521

>>6822496
>Rachel Rae
>MORE GARLIC MORE GARLIC MORE GARLIC

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>>6822465

>> No.6827553

>>6827513
eew, she's all old and shit

>> No.6827555

>>6827521
garlic is great

>> No.6827567

>>6827450
holy shit hahahha couldnt stop laughing top kek m8

>> No.6827592

>>6825535
The Moon, she hangs like a cruel portrait. Soft winds whisper the bidding of trees, as this tragedy starts

>> No.6827654
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>>6822465
best french chef IMO

>> No.6827658
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>>6827654
or pic related

>> No.6827668
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she eats banana peel

>> No.6827676
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>> No.6827677
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My catfu

>> No.6827683

>>6827677
he looks good!

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>>6822496
>>6823138
I'm with these guys

>> No.6827792

>>6827676
look up jade feng

>> No.6827871

>>6823106
>Louisville
> southern

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>>6822465
first for manangchiii

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>>6822465
marie of fuckin' course

>> No.6827936

>>6826906
>>6826908

who is this qt 3.14?

>> No.6827947

>>6822596
Hell yeah. Do yourself a favor, though: DO NOT try to look up "Julia Child porn."

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>> No.6827953

I don't care how completely cliche it is, Ted Allen is my gay crush.

>> No.6827957
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Ainsley of course. How can you not ADORE the man after watching this.

https://my.mixtape.moe/gohksz.webm

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>>6825439
Hnnngggg

>> No.6828049

>>6827693
Those tits are so wonky, I just want to suck on them all day.

>> No.6828420
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seriously guys, you're all 20 years old?

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>>6825571
>>6826978
They're great. They've got a podcast

http://www.feralaudio.com/show/slumber-party-with-alie-and-georgia/

>> No.6828737

>>6827957
Ainsley for Bob 2.0 in Twin Peaks 2016.

>> No.6828780

>>6825516
>>6825582
>>6825725
>>6825775
>>6825883

you are a tremendous fucking backpedalling faggot and i hope deep down you know this

>> No.6828785

>>6825516
Tosi is an overrated hack and I hate to come down on her side on anything, but in this instance, you are wrong

>> No.6828810

>>6828420
Hell yeah. Miss these beautiful bitches.

>> No.6828817

I only like the recent thin version of her. She's a bit of a dyke but absolute qt.

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>>6828817

>> No.6828829

>>6828817
>>6828820

>bit of a dyke

yes she is a lesbian

>> No.6828836

>>6828829
Doesn't effect my chances of fucking her one bit. And all lesbians are down for a good dicking once in a while.

>> No.6828840

>>6828836
>Doesn't effect my chances of fucking her one bit
you're right; it's still 0

>> No.6828845

>>6828840
Yeah that is what I was implying. Burn, I guess.

>> No.6829026

>>6827936
yes who is this

>> No.6829211

>>6827936
>>6829026
A retarded girl.

>> No.6829218

>>6829211

cerebral palsy is not 'retarded'

>> No.6829227

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1qEMHzrIyw

You all lost

>> No.6829254
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The Katering Show
https://www.youtube.com/user/LeadBalloonTV/videos

>> No.6829370
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>>6829227

>> No.6829378

>>6829254
Id 'fuck' em both.

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>> No.6829395

>>6829218
pretty sure it is

>> No.6829402

>>6828780
What would you call the banana in the picture then, just ripe?

>> No.6829405
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I want to rub the breaching ram of my unsheathed gentile organ through every peak and valley in Rachel Ray's bloated kosher cottage cheese rump. I want her to call me rolling pin as I frot with her back fat and ignore her own pleasure. I want her to overwork her puffy and nimbus-like muskrat masseters as I forcefeed her Trader Joe's bruschetta and slap my balls to my shaft in syncopated Caribbean ecstasy.

>> No.6829416
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Guys what are you doing

>> No.6829419

>>6829378
Agreed

>> No.6829428

>>6829395
it is sometimes but not always. she doesn't seem retarded she just has some trouble with things

>> No.6829433

>>6827658
Moé cé Pat sô cé Kat !...

>> No.6829689

>>6827932
Amazed it took this long

>> No.6829712

>>6822509
Dear god, this. I think she's a little beyond milf status at this point, but 5-10 years ago, sweet lord I'd let this titcow milk me of my cum for the rest of eternity.

>> No.6829719

>>6828420
Fuck yeah, always enjoyed their kitchen banter and singing.

>> No.6829812

>>6829390
my nigga

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>> No.6829851
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tosi yes

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>> No.6830301
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>>6822465
easy choice

>> No.6830417

>>6829395

no, it isn't. it's a movement disorder. sometimes it affects thought but not usually in the way that makes you dumb.

>> No.6830428

>>6830417
Hi

Who is that girl youre talking about? I wanna see her cook

>> No.6830432

>>6825034
>Mommas Boy who rolls his r's for no reason
>Kinda normal guy
>Judge who is knowledgeable on every single odd ingredient.
>Asshole
>Just kind of there.
>Guy who always finds 1 problem with a perfect dish and then makes a huge deal of it.
>Chooses who she wants to win before tasting anything
>Guy who won the Chopped Judge challenge
>Asshole who personally insults the chef, rather than the food

>> No.6830434

>>6830417
>>6830428
Nvm i found her on youtube

>> No.6830449

>>6822499
Don't know who that is, but she looks like if my mother dyed her hair black.
>mummsy's hair is chestnut-coloured

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>>6830301

>> No.6831409

>>6831310
what an ugly belly tatoo

>> No.6831417

>>6829227
kek

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>>6831310
>>6831409
french canadian thing maybe

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6831430

>> No.6831449
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6831449

>no shirley tay/pearlyn chew
No Singaporeans?

>> No.6831474

>>6827952
why do black people love diastemas so much?

>> No.6831476

>>6828420
if you are over 30 and on 4chan, you need to reassess your life choices

>> No.6831483

>>6828820
"I see dead people"

>> No.6831496
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Only true answer is my disabledfu

>> No.6831512

>>6831476
Shit no, we have a septegenarian on /k/ and he's cool as fuck.

>> No.6831533

>>6831496
God damn her tits are so fucking perfect
>tfw when no cerebral palsy qt3.14 gf to protect from bullies

>> No.6831560

>>6830432
this is the most accurate rating of the judges i've ever seen

>> No.6831572

>>6825034
amanda freitag and GZ are the only bearable ones

The rest are uppity arrogant cunts or just fucking annoying, or both

>> No.6831688

>>6827521
but...if done right (and not burnt or sloppily chopped), garlic is delicious

>> No.6831699

>>6827668
that would be like fucking a skeleton

>>6827553
>not wanting to try milf

>>6824543
she has the shy-girl-who-would-be-a freak-in-bed vibe, I dig it

>>6822509
>Britmilf
(british accent) i bet she'd be an awfully sporting tart. smashing!

>>6822499
>looks like Courtney Cox, who got better with age
She can be my "Friend" any day

>> No.6832631

>>6829390
ayy lmao

>> No.6832701

>>6831512

I can't imagine anything less cool.

>> No.6832734

>>6831699
I've tried milf, if you like going from zero to weird kinky shit in minus 30 seconds flat, then milf is good

otherwise you're not missing much

personally I prefer my sex boring, the only kink that gets me off is if she's crying, unhappy, visibly uncomfortable, or emotionally flatlining, like a zombie

if she's taking the initiative with the weird stuff, it just kills my boner

>> No.6832751

>>6832701
>caring about being cool after 8th grade
Sure is underage b& in here.

>> No.6832798

>>6827658
the hell is going on there

>> No.6832812

>>6832798
It's a manlet and a whore so absolutely nothing.

>> No.6833105

>>6832812
>>6832798
In rude canadian french, a cook and a porn star make food.
In this vid they say that the final recipe tatstes like ''welfare''.

>> No.6833109

>>6833105
>>6832812
>>6832798
Forgot link:
https://vimeo.com/37695217

>> No.6833136

>>6822946
oh man I remember watching a vid with her but I can't remember her name. Sauce please

>> No.6833147

>>6832812
I think she might be in heels.

>> No.6833165

>>6831483
kek

>> No.6833327

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA63vrvS3R8

>That tired, croaky voice
>Those worn, sleepy eyes
>Them mannerisms

Waifu as fuck.

>> No.6833374

>>6829227
This is going to save me so much time, awesome

>> No.6833385

>>6833327
>I get really impatient about making rice, so I just go buy a take-out box of steamed rice for a dollar

lol holy shit she's the best

>> No.6833498

>>6833147
They are still both tiny.

>> No.6833717
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6833717

>2015
>not being a friend and lover

>> No.6833734

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eZyy54pM_k

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6833762

>no alton brown
smh fam

>> No.6833774

>>6833762
nice tacticool

>> No.6833776

>>6833774
>muh black salt weppuns
fudd pls

>> No.6833808

>>6826908

whole cupboard section dedicated to mace

2/10 would not bang

>> No.6834356

>>6833327
she's got her own unique Charlotte Gainsbourg beauty going on

sort of looks like Kazu Makino

top tier qt

>> No.6834363

>>6833136
cooking with dog

>>6822946
Poor Francis ;_; he's getting old and hasn't been looking well.

>> No.6834369
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6834369

>>6827567
>hahahahaha

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6834370

>>6827676
Is this the kaceytron of the cooking world?

>> No.6834371

>>6833734

this is amazing

>> No.6834470

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7hyjwFXpQs

>> No.6834478

>>6829218
Bitch is a re-re.

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6834479

>> No.6834482
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6834482

Steven Raichlen of BBQ University and Primal Grill fame.

>> No.6834484
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6834484

>> No.6834632
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6834632

>> No.6834646
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6834646

>>6822465
only the finest will do. ochikeron in best cookfu.

>> No.6834666

This is my kekfu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=55&v=NBiX4XS9HQQ

>> No.6834691

>>6834646
how can she hold the soup like that!?

>> No.6834876

>>6834691
The food might not be real.

>> No.6834901

>>6832701
Yeah, because someone with actual combat experience in Vietnam that can contribute to threads is so lame. Shut the fuck up child.

>> No.6834907

>>6822465

Nice fake tits on that broad

>> No.6834980

>>6834907
I was wondering about that.

>> No.6835011

>>6829416
i like her thickness

>> No.6835020
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6835020

The Leather Daddy.

>> No.6835114

>>6834632
But she doesn't have her own cooking show or restaurant or anything... she's just a presenter. It's like saying Jimmy Savile is your favourite musician though he just presented Top of the Pops. I love me some Sue, though.
She's my favourite lesbian.

>> No.6835126

>>6834907
>>6834980
Yeah there's no way those are real, look at her body type. Her frame is way too little to have titties that big naturally. My girlfriend's figure is the exact same and her tits are a fraction of those mammaries

>> No.6835147

>>6835126
Padded push up bra perhaps.

>> No.6835150

>>6834632
hate her tbh(to be honest)

>> No.6835153

>>6835147
Yeah you're probably right, actually

>> No.6835161

>>6824932
I could run out like 5 during her show if I stayed focused.

>> No.6835163
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6835163

>>6835020

>> No.6835166

>>6827693
Hnnng DFC

>> No.6835172

>>6831310
Bet her pussy smells like a rotten can of tuna shoved into a pig corpse

>> No.6835189

>>6835161
Even though she looks like an ugly bird person Jewess I still find her kind of attractive.

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6835219

>>6834479
>>6834484

>> No.6835244

>>6835219
Ty for my seizure

>> No.6835279

>>6825032

My mother has a jaw like that, you heathen.

>> No.6835296

>>6825032
A square jaw isn't necessarily manly. Many beautiful women have them especially internationally recognized beauties.

>> No.6835303

>>6827952

Her smile is fucking gorgeous.

>> No.6835322
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6835322

>>6835296
those "internationally recognized beauties" always have big hips, tits, and asses. that's what people care about, not their dumb manfaces.

>> No.6835335

>>6827450
so moist right now

>> No.6835336

>>6835114
It doesn't matter, she is one of the most beautiful people I have ever seen. I wish she was my wife.

>>6835150
I love her.

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6835341

I know she looks a little SJW with the glasses and the hairstyle, but the way she cooks just cancels that vibe

>> No.6835342

>>6827952
aww yeahh

>> No.6835348

>>6835322
jigaboo detected

>> No.6835414

>>6835322
Most Hollywood and model types don't have much of that but man jaws are common.

>> No.6835421

>>6835414
models are not attractive to straight men, because there are no straight men in the fashion industry.

>> No.6835450

>>6833762
Based Alton.

>> No.6835486

>>6835421
and yet Adriana Lima is still considered one of the most beautiful women in the world by straight men.

>> No.6835577

>>6834907
Probably just a padded bra because she looks more normal in other pics

>> No.6835593

>>6835486
Victoria Secret and lingerie models in general tend to buck this trend. You don't usually look good in lingerie if you don't have the figure to hang it on.

>> No.6835615

>>6835593
She like the other Victoria Secret models are pretty petite. They don't look much different from other high fashion catwalk models. Swimsuit models are sometimes a different story.

>> No.6835628

>>6835615
They're not really "petite" because petite implies that they're short. Also they don't usually fit the normal waif mold of high fashion models. I think you haven't seen that many high-fashion models if you believe that.

http://www.femininebeauty.info/fashion-model-physique

>The central tendency among high-fashion models is to approximate the physique of adolescent boys.

Compare that to this:
http://www.hollyscoop.com/galleries/victorias-secret-models-modeling-lingerie-vs-high-fashion-runway/296887

>> No.6835644

>>6835628
In my mind they are pretty similar. I got to see plenty of high end fashion models back in the 90's via the E! Entertainment channel.

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