/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6831306]

What's the most you've ever eaten in one sitting?

[Anonymous No.6831312]

>>6831306
one serving of your mom's fat pussy

[Anonymous No.6831385]

>>6831306
1 plate Panda express
1 Chipotle burrito bowl
3 jumbo pizza slices
1.5l diet pepsi
2 big donuts
1 bowl of lucky charms and 1 bowl of cinnamon toast crush with 1l milk
1 bag of beef jerky
2 quest bars (wtf)

I'm 6.1'', 138lbs and i don't know how i manage to do execute it.... I didn't have time for breakfast and my chipotle burrito bowl lunch became history when i had to reach out to a client. I went to panda on the way home, having forgotten about my burrito bowl. My roommate brought leftover pizza from his job and i was so exhausted and hungry i went on an eating spree getting caught off-guard by the burrito bowl that i was supposed to have for lunch.

I slept good that night.

[Anonymous No.6831415]

Probably the Whole Hog platter.

pulled pork
pork ribs
beef brisket
potato salad
coleslaw
rolls
bbq beans

[Anonymous No.6831467]

1/4 cup of rice

[Anonymous No.6831484]

Bojangles cheat day. 5 PIECES OF THIGHS 3 fries 2 biscuits.

[Anonymous No.6832265]

>>6831306
Three scoops mutant mass
Gallon of whole milk
One chicken
12 dozen eggs
And a tub of Greek yoghurt.

[Anonymous No.6832408]

>>6832265
>No Ben and Jerry's

Wow. Do you even want to leave humanity?

[Anonymous No.6832453]

>entire family size mashed potatoes and gravy
>entire family size green beans

Both from Popeye's. Pregnant with twins and cloying, rich, starchy items like biscuits and greasy chicken make me sick, but I can get my grease and flavor mix with potatoes and green beans. Sooo good.

[Anonymous No.6832476]

>>6831306
Half of a Bj's favorite deep dish pizza, 2 orders of chicken pot stickers, mozz sticks, garlic Parmesan chicken wings, full rack of baby back rib, Thai chicken mango salad after I finished food before it to cleanse my palate for the glorious pizookie that came with 3 scoops of ice cream and I added another 2. Washed it all down with 3 strawberry lemonades and 2 cream sodas

All above was around 12000 calories consumed in about 4 hours, graduated highschool 2 years ago at the time I was 6 months into a diet and exercise routine and was the last bastion of being a fat fag.

I'll answer any questions.

[Anonymous No.6832480]

>>6832453
post enlarged areolas

[Anonymous No.6832489]

>>6831306
A whole medium. Domino's pizza.

[Snapper Carr No.6832497]

Today. I had 6 mai-tais. and 5 plates of food at trader Vic's

[Anonymous No.6832551]

>>6831306
1 plate of ravioli
1 plate of fettuccine with alfredo sauce
3 bread sticks
1 bowl of salad
3 bowls of fruit
6 chocolate cupcakes
4 snickerdoodle cookies
2 ice cream cones
2 slices of pie
1 small milkshake

That was only lunch too, I ate more for dinner. The only reason why I managed to eat all of this was due to the fact that this was all free and I had to take advantage of it.

[Anonymous No.6832598]

An entire mud pie. I had been stuck in the middle of bumfuck all day and that was the only thing on hand I had to eat at home.

[Anonymous No.6832658]

Back in '05 right after BK had introduced chicken fries, they had a Superbowl promotion where you could get 50 of them for like $10. Was in high school at the time, and for no particular reason went to BK after school with a buddy and split 100 of them. He stopped after about 20, and I finished the rest. Must have consumed at least a dozen tiny BK cartons of ranch with them.

Went and played basketball after and felt fine. Only in high school.

[Anonymous No.6832667]

>go to AYCE canto buffet
>they have steamed flounder/sole with ginger and scallions
>iamhappytohearofthis.png
>everyone else is waiting and/or snatching at crab legs
>no one eating delicious, delicious flounder
>eat three whole flounders of about 2lbs each
>also lots of rice
I ate nearly 10lbs of food that day.

I would destroy eating competitions were they not timed.

[Anonymous No.6832679]

>>6832667
Also, once ate about two-thirds of a Crave Crate.
That's 65 or so sliders with bacon and jalapeño cheese or the rough equivalent of 13-16 standard-sized burgers.

[Anonymous No.6832685]

>>6831306
breakfast buffet
steak and eggs done as an omelet with veggies
bacon ham sausage breakfast beans
hash browns and toast,
orange and cantaloupe slices
cup of oj cup of water cup of oj cup of coffee
got tanked shortly after

[Anonymous No.6832693]

it might have been at a bbq place with all you can eat ribs.

[Anonymous No.6832700]

One and a half 16 inch pizzas, complete with twenty wings. I seriously thought I was going to die.

[Anonymous No.6832735]

>>6832476
What did you do after? Did they have to roll you home?

[Anonymous No.6833812]

Ate four boxes of these while super stoned on Thanksgiving. Calculated it out later to be around 4000 calories.

[Anonymous No.6833841]

>>6832658
i wish i was you then but RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.6833845]

>>6832685
why is there a burnt cookie on that plate?

[Anonymous No.6833951]

>>6831385
Americans using metric? Whoa.

[Anonymous No.6834067]

Do you guys not get sick? Like the worst i ever ate was a full order of carne asada fries and i was almost sick. Maybe my stomach is less stretched out.

[Anonymous No.6834077]

I don't understand how some people can eat so much.

[Anonymous No.6834084]

>>6832265

144 delicious hard boiled eggs?

Impressive

[Anonymous No.6834113]

>>6831306
cant remember exactly what i had, but went to a chinese buffet one time, had 4 fuckin heaped plates of chicken, rice, spring rolls, duck, shit like dat. along with 2/3 pints of coke. i cant remember what i had for dessert.
since that day ive never felt such strongly mixed emotions of disgust, pride, pain and guilt

[Anonymous No.6834201]

>>6831385
That's not one sitting.

[Anonymous No.6834328]

I've only made it through a whole 12-inch pizza like three or four times. I can't hold much.

[Anonymous No.6834352]

>>6831306

Had breakfast with my 6'5" friend, being 6'2 myself. We bought, cooked and finished:

>2x 600gram cheese fondue
>450 grams of assorted dried sausages
>two bigass baguettes

We were so hungry after having worked in his land for two days forgetting to eat but just drinking beer with some vegs and fruits from his garden for 48 hours we wolfed it down in one go. His gf, a very petite and healthy chick just stared in disbelief. She was even more shocked when we were still up for dinner seven hours later.

[Anonymous No.6834496]

have eaten an entire large pizza

also a quart of ice cream

[Anonymous No.6834628]

>>6833845
Assuming you are not just shitposting, it is a blood sausage, anon. Its a very rich hearty tasting sausage. Pretty good.

[Anonymous No.6834655]

>>6831306
>be 14yo
>go skiing with class in austria
>after skiing we hike up a mountain to a restaurant
>all you can eat buffet of pic related
>never tasted anything this divine
>eat too much
>go to toilet
>puke
>back to table, eat more

[Anonymous No.6834657]

>>6834655
fugg, forgot

[Anonymous No.6834676]

>>6833951
for some bizarre reason, in america, we regularly use liters for soda. large soda containers are marketed in 1l and 2l sizes. Intended for sharing between multiple people, obviously, but perfect for being fatties in this thread.

[Anonymous No.6834709]

I was on a cheat day and drink as shit.
>order two medium pizzas
>no cheese, extra tomato,pepperoni,peppers and onion
>extra extra sauce
>oh fuck me I want some chicken too
>order a 10pc wing with it
>gets here, eat every fucking bit of it and then pass out in my hallway.

Later my ex came by to get more of her shit ,or what she thought was her shit, and the look on her face was priceless

[Anonymous No.6834820]

I am 290lbs so I can clarify that before starting
Last month I got fired from my job as a waitor because I had gained too much weight to serve customers quickly

I got depressed and bought 2 jars of these

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Millions-Jar-Bubblegum-Flavour-2-27/dp/B003T3QKA4/ref=sr_1_3?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1441040205&sr=1-3

so nearly 4.5KG of Millions
and ate them in a day while pretending each one was a tip from my customers who accept and celebrate my weight. even wrote a backstory for each handful as to how they came to our restaurant and how they found my service. trying to lose weight now.

[Anonymous No.6834934]

>>6834820

[Anonymous No.6835438]

>>6834067
eat more

[Anonymous No.6835445]

>>6834820
eat less

[Anonymous No.6835572]

>>6834820

[Anonymous No.6835627]

40 chicken wings that I won in a pub quiz

[Anonymous No.6836122]

I once ate two medium pizzas in one sitting. it took me about two hours, but I was watching TV.

[Anonymous No.6836129]

>>6832489
Fucking pussy.

[Anonymous No.6836139]

>>6834820
you need therapy
not joking, you genuinly do

[Anonymous No.6836156]

a whole large pizza

or about 60% through a 5-6 pound burrito challenge at a local mexican place

>dat captcha

[Anonymous No.6836182]

>>6832551
Where did you eat this at?

[Anonymous No.6836189]

>>6832480

They don't get bigger, just darker. Your breasts get bigger.

Also, I'm amazed how many people can eat a whole large pizza. If I eat five slices, I feel like I'm going to die and vomit.

[Anonymous No.6836212]

>>6836189
You're probably not eating fast enough. I can stuff a whole pizza, but only if I do it quickly. If I'm just sitting and eating in front of the computer, the most I ever can eat is 5.

Either way and either volume, I feel shit for days after doing it. I'll kill myself if I find i have a gluten intolerance.

[Anonymous No.6836220]

>>6836139

You need to finish high school. Nice grammatical errors, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.6836235]

>>6831415
similar to mine, I had a full 3 meat plate at Dicky's

[Anonymous No.6836247]

Once in college I got extremely stoned and pretty drunk with a buddy, we each downed our own big box meal from pizza hut(not the 10$ smaller one). So 2 medium pizzas, breadsticks, and a tray of pasta. I had the most massive shit the next day

[Anonymous No.6836257]

>>6836212

Probably this. I've always been a slow eater.

[Anonymous No.6836291]

>god knows how much cheese/salami/mortadella/ham
>half a dozen sausage sandwiches with chimichurri sauce (these are pretty big sausages)
>half a dozen hamburgers (with all the fixins')
>a few empanadas
>two servings of ice cream

I was 15. It was a birthday party. There were various platters scattered around and I took advantage of it. Mom thought I only ate like two sausages.

>tfw I was a megafatfuck
>promoted to tubby

[Anonymous No.6837653]

>>6836220
english is not my first language

[Anonymous No.6837657]

>>6836247
that's a lot of food but it's mostly white flour, it's not too filling

[Anonymous No.6837664]

Got unbelievably high a few months ago, and I ate 6 peaches, a box of (4) vegetable spring rolls, a thing of PF Chang's Chang's Signature Rice, and then another box of spring rolls. I only weigh 120 pounds. I don't know how the fuck I managed.
>>6833812
Dude... Holy shit those were so good.