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ITT: Things plebs say

>Italian coffee tastes good

>> No.6846510

>Italian soda is better than regular soda

>> No.6846511
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6846511

>it's imported from france, so you know it's good!

>> No.6846517

>America doesn't has some of the best restaurants in the world

Truest sign of a pleb

>> No.6846532

>>6846504
>American beer is shit

>> No.6846542

>>6846504
>flyover
Surest sign someone is an insecure pleb.

>> No.6846554

>>6846542
this
and this >>6846517

also
>you can make tofu taste good
>just buy umami seasoning
>pass the ranch/ketchup
>i use a fork to eat asian food because chopsticks are stupid

>> No.6846625

>>6846504
>uses the word pleb

>> No.6846665

>>6846504
>soda is drinkable

>> No.6846673

>>6846665
>doesn't like highballs

>> No.6846726

>>6846665
one long sip of cola after pizza is GOAT tbh

>> No.6846833
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6846833

>cereals

>> No.6846840

>>6846504
>all beer tastes the same

>> No.6846841

>>6846504
>I drink alcohol for the taste

>> No.6846849

>>6846840
>>6846841
You two fucking hug it out right now

>> No.6847203

>teabags taste the same as loose leaf

>> No.6847224

>>6846504
Have you even been to Italy?

Every gas station there makes impeccable espresso.

>> No.6847254

>>6847224
last time i was in Italy a guy on the train was masturbating while staring at a well endowed woman. he was surrounded by people, including children, and he couldn't care less.

clearly the land of alphas.

>> No.6847274

>>6847254
Sounds fun

>> No.6847328

>>6847224
Yes, several times, and I've never had a good espresso there.

>> No.6848190

>>6846542
mad flyover fag detected

>> No.6848414

>>6847328
Mine were pretty decent... if a little on the dark side.

It's no Australia, but if I wanted scorpions in my coffee, I'd ask for them.

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6848454

>People who don't eat the tempura shrimp tails

>> No.6848493

>>6846504
Shit man I know this one all too well. The place I work at sells Lavazza Coffee which is the absolute worst coffee I have ever tasted.

>> No.6848512

>>6846504
>plebs

>> No.6848782

Italian things that are the worst of their kind:
Coffee
Pasta dishes
Soda
Sauces
Motorcycles
Cars
Guns
Fencing systems
Modern period armies
Women
People

>> No.6848787

>>6848782

don't forget pizza

>> No.6848824

>>6846504
>I post on 4chan

>> No.6848827

>>6848782
Dunno man, Wild boar Ragu in Red Wine sauce is the fucking shit.

>> No.6848828

>>6848782
lmfao
where are u from?

>> No.6848831

>>6846510
>Italian soda is better than regular soda
Chinotto is the best tasting soft drink. Fight me, cunts.

>> No.6848841

>>6848782
>fencing systems
Uhlmann always wins.

>> No.6848843

>>6848782
>Women
>People
>implying women aren't people

Kill yourself misogynist

>> No.6848846

>>6848782
>Soda

Anon who rates anyone on their soda? Or fencing systems? Or lies about sauces?

>> No.6848849

>>6848782
You wouldn't have half of the modern language without them, anon.

>> No.6848861

>>6846554
You can make tofu taste good.

Here's one for the topic.
>tofu is vegetarian food

>> No.6848862

>>6846554
>you can make tofu taste good
You are the pleb if you think this isn't true.

>> No.6848876

>all these flyovers getting pissed at the constant roastings the past week
>chimp out on possibly the most well known culture's food out of anger
>they fail and go back to eating mayonaise

>> No.6848879

>>6848493
Lavazza: Italian Coffee as Budweiser: American beer.

>> No.6848891 [DELETED] 

>>6848876
>2015
>misspelling mayonnaise
TOP CUCK

>> No.6848897

Can mods just nuke these retard threads? We don't need anymore retards who know nothing about food. Take Jack with them.

>> No.6848900

>>6848891
I'm tipsy, anon. I hope that Wisconsin cheese topped with garlic sauce is treating you well.

>> No.6848905

>>6848900
>wisconsin
>cheese

intothetrash.png

>> No.6848917

>>6848891
**BEEP BEEP and now we're flying over the midwest**

>> No.6848933

>this window will close in 3 seconds

>> No.6848942

>>6848900
>>6848917
Nice damage control faggot

>> No.6848956

>>6848942
>damage control

Over what? OP having a baby tongue? I'd say the same thing if he said haggis tasted bad, or that Scandinavians didn't have good food. I hate when people generalize about anything.

>> No.6848973

Are we talking coffee *from* Italy, or Italian *styled* coffee? Pretty broad either way. Here's my list of things plebs say:

>comparing beer to wine in general
>hard cheese is better than soft in every application
>the above but reversed
>food trends exist
>meme food exist
>all asian food is good
>all asian food is bad
>Irish have no good food
>arguing at all over if ketchup goes on a hotdog
>arguing over NYC vs Chicago pizza
>sweet alcohol is bad in general
>giving a fuck about "MUH FRIEND TOOK A FRY OFF MY PLATE!" and being a stingy autist

>> No.6848976

>>6846542
Cry about, fatty

>> No.6848993

Why does /pol/ always find its way here?

>> No.6849012

>>6848973
>giving a fuck about "MUH FRIEND TOOK A FRY OFF MY PLATE!" and being a stingy autist
It's more about the friend being an asshole with no sense of etiquette or manners than actually losing a fry

>> No.6849016

>Yes master I'll till your fields in return for a bare subsistence

>> No.6849212

>>6846554
>i use a fork to eat asian food because chopsticks are stupid
piss off. I'm lazy and forks are faster

>> No.6849684

>>6847254
ECCOCI QUA

>> No.6849722

>>6849212
Plebtastic. How much do you weigh? I feel like it's a lot

>> No.6849725

>I only eat my steak rare

>> No.6849778
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>>6846504

>turkish coffee is good

>> No.6849797

>>6846504
>i use a french press, it makes it so much better

>> No.6849808

>>6846504
>Speaking as a mother...

>> No.6849811
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6849811

"It's natural - no toxins or chemicals"

>> No.6849813

>>6848782
>Modern period armies
>Women

Same thing?

>> No.6849889

I don't know why but vikos water from Greece was fucking amazing.

pleb or not that shit was so good

>> No.6850327

>>6848831
That's Orangina.

>> No.6850349

>>6846726
Whens the bypass surgery?

>> No.6850357

>>6849797
I put Folgers in my french press almost exclusively.
Fux wit me

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>>6846510

CHINOTTO, THANKS TO ITS SLIGHTLY BITTER TASTE, IS A MANLY AND MASCULINE BEVERAGE. AMERICAN SODAS, BEING CLOYING SWEET, ARE BETTER SUITED FOR THE AMERICAN SODOMITES

>> No.6850427

.

>> No.6850438

>>6848956
>implying haggis is good
I was in Scotland recently and the haggis I tried was pretty boring, reminds me of the Swedish isterband but not as good. They make decent black pudding though.

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>>6850357

>> No.6850690

>>6846532
big brands american beer is shit tho

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>>6846554
>Be doesn't fry tofu with soya sauce

>> No.6851129

>he microwaves a premade dish and calls it cooking

>> No.6851334

>>6849778
Yeah. We all know Greek coffee is better.

>> No.6851346

>>6849012
Canafag detected.

>> No.6851354

>>6848973
Best list thus far.

>> No.6851674

>>6850327
I ate your mums orangina if you know what I mean.

>> No.6852239

>>6851334
I drank your mums Greek coffee if you know what I mean.

>> No.6852242

>>6851125
I fried your mums tofu with soya sauce if you know what I mean.

>> No.6852247

>>6850438
I tried your mums haggis and it was pretty boring if you know what I mean.

>> No.6852250

>>6848824
I posted on your mums 4chan if you know what I mean

>> No.6852267

I shitposted on your mums cooking board if you know what I mean.

>> No.6853005

>Brussels sprouts taste bad

>> No.6853024

>fish roe spread is disgusting
>blood dumplings are disgusting
>smoked reindeer heart is disgusting
>pickled herring is disgusting
>fermented sausage (isterband) is disgusting
>crayfish cooked in dill and served cold is disgusting
>there are better versions of pancakes than ones done in the oven with pieces of brined pork (non smoked bacon?) and served with lingonberry jam

>> No.6854410

>Dairy Queen's ice cream is good

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6854433

>white bread is real bread

No it's not. Only poor people think white bread is ok

>> No.6854440

>>6854433
>It's not bread if I say it isn't

>> No.6854442

>>6846554
>>i use a fork to eat asian food because chopsticks are stupid
We won the fucking war so I'll use a fork if I feel like it you butthurt slant eye.

>> No.6854469

>>6854440
I'm not wrong. White bread is piss.

>> No.6854484

>>6846504
>hersheys chocolate tastes good

mfw

>> No.6854491

>>6854469
>I'm not wrong
Yes you are.

>> No.6854504

>>6854469
No, it's bread. Piss is what comes out of your pee pee when you go tinkle.

>> No.6854610

>I drink black coffee

>> No.6854616

>>6854610
I do. It's an acquired taste like alcohol

>> No.6854623

>>6846833
my face when as a kiddo, fucking froot loops got soggy so fast compared to apple jacks.
was that a thing to ANYONE ELSE..BITCHES! sorry

>> No.6854645

>>6854433
>not making rye bread

lmao

>> No.6854654

>somebody said something that hurt my feel-feels, it must be /pol/!

>> No.6854663

>>6849808
>Speaking as a mother...

Especially when it's followed by a diatribe on "gun violence".

>> No.6854675

>>6848843
good b8 lad

>> No.6855096

>>6846504
>theres a proper way of eating sushi

>> No.6855147

>>6846504
>flyover
>its japanese so its better
>i can taste the difference between organic and non organic.

>> No.6855273

>>6855147
Well, sometimes organic actually has taste 8)

>> No.6855295

>>6846504
>Kobe beef is the best beef in the world

>> No.6856184

>>6855096
There is but shit doesn't matter if you aren't an asian in Japan.

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6856428

>French food is overrated, Italian is so much better!