Cringe thread: youtube edition

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Cringe thread: youtube edition Anonymous Fri Oct 23 19:20:03 2015 No.7004570 [Reply] [Original]

Post the worst videos you have

Starting with the Knorr® stockpot salesman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao9Oi1HPbSk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCRr-EK3eHI

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 19:29:43 2015 No.7004605 whiteboy thinkin he can cook mexican food. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udKouyfrFBQ uh, go back to your bologna and miracle whip wonder bread sandwiches cracka.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 19:39:41 2015 No.7004634 File: 89 KB, 253x251, 1445366661021.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004605 >expecting Americans not to butcher foreign cuisine as a matter of course

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 19:40:46 2015 No.7004637 >>7004605 What did he do wrong? Angry because your dirty cuisine is piss easy to copy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 19:43:47 2015 No.7004649 >>7004634 >mfw foreigners fuck up american cuisine even harder, when it's supposed to be "easier" >asian "pizza". asian "burgers", really, anything cooked by asians

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 19:47:09 2015 No.7004661 >>7004649 >Pizza >American lol thank you dear American for teaching us foolish foreigners

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 19:50:16 2015 No.7004668 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Enchiladas_no_really_she_calls_this_enchiladas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004605 This is what Americans think enchiladas are

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 19:51:53 2015 No.7004674 >>7004668 Is there any valid reason why 4chan doesn't support webm audio?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 19:53:37 2015 No.7004683 >>7004605 He's probably spent more time in Mexico than most Mexicans on this board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 19:54:18 2015 No.7004687 >>7004674 Because no one wants to open a video and it be instant screaming or loud hardcore porn noises. (Protip: Some boards support weebum audio)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 19:56:36 2015 No.7004694 >>7004661 asians fuck up european dishes too, italian especially.

Anonymous Fri Oct 23 19:57:15 2015 No.7004697
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>>7004668
What triggers me the most is that she doesn't even have the fucking brain to spread the ingredients as she's pouring them. She just pours them all into the same fucking spot

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 19:59:49 2015 No.7004707 >>7004674 /gif/ and /wsg/ do

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 20:02:44 2015 No.7004715 >>7004687 Is that actually the reason it's not supported on all boards? That's just odd.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 20:03:14 2015 No.7004717 >>7004668 i'd probably enjoy this. i like really soggy corn tortillas. simmered in sauce for a long-period. but i suspect the fried chips would get waaay too soggy. they'd dissolve into nothingness.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 20:08:27 2015 No.7004734 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmO72aNq99c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOdEqizs3cs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzUXHE1Frr4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BfahbXepYs

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 20:27:25 2015 No.7004789 File: 43 KB, 250x243, hitchens.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004734 >We track down Karmanaut and force him to cook us bacon at narwhal point.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 21:12:05 2015 No.7004892 >>7004570 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao9Oi1HPbSk Eh, it's not that bad. The guy actually makes sense, particularly when he says something to the effect of: >It's not about whether its authentic, I only care that it tastes good

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 21:19:57 2015 No.7004908 >>7004570 these both seem like they would taste fine

Anonymous Fri Oct 23 21:29:11 2015 No.7004924

>>7004892
>>7004908
I'm sure they don't taste terrible

I think it's more the fact that he's a triple Michelin star chef advertising for a stock cube company

No good chef would ever advocate using stock cubes to season carbonara or a steak unless he was being paid to do it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 21:34:45 2015 No.7004933 >>7004924 What's wrong with stock cubes? It's literally just condensed stock with corn starch. If you think 3-star chefs don't use store-bought stock, you're sadly mistaken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 21:36:45 2015 No.7004934 >>7004933 I think he's getting at the whole >and why use stock? Well... > ... > ... > because it makes the pasta taste better

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 21:38:58 2015 No.7004942 >>7004934 Doesn't that make sense, though? The stock cube would add about the right amount of salt to season the pasta, plus the meat flavors. Seems like a smart idea, actually. IIRC, most asian noodle bowls are cooked and served in stock.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 21:40:31 2015 No.7004945 >>7004570 I don't like the editing of the video.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 21:44:23 2015 No.7004958 >>7004933 he should be using real soup base instead of dehydrated shit bouillon, commercial chefs know this. he's doing it to shill knorr

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 21:48:46 2015 No.7004966 >>7004945 I know, I don't like that talking to someone off camera thing But tbh he's such a creepy intense fucker that it would be seriously disconcerting if he was staring right into the camera

Anonymous Fri Oct 23 22:00:05 2015 No.7004979

>>7004942
Carbonara really doesn't need any chicken stock flavour, it's completely inappropriate.

And rubbing rich beef stock onto steak will just ruin its flavour. All you need is salt and pepper and maybe a bit of butter and thyme in the pan. Even a cheap cut will taste really good this way.

It's also weird how he doesn't salt the meat before he puts it in the pan. This is literally cooking 101 stuff: you're not going to get a good sear unless you salt your meat well before cooking it. He leaves this stage out because the salt comes from the stock that he puts on afterwards. It's a really obvious case of being paid to shill something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 22:25:14 2015 No.7005030 File: 52 KB, 666x666, 1418263301277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004668 >bagged pre-grated cheese

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 22:31:20 2015 No.7005049 File: 3.41 MB, 288x193, 1442835771351.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004668 Things like this are what make me embarrassed to be an american sometimes

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 22:39:13 2015 No.7005075 >>7004687 It's muted by default on Chrome at least

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 22:48:41 2015 No.7005096 >>7004570 op tell you wouldn't eat all this shit up and ask for more MPW is the man

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 22:50:13 2015 No.7005100 >>7004668 i love mexican food it's so comfy nothing really fancy, but it's all comfy food

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 23 23:45:52 2015 No.7005231 >>7004605 > implying Bayless isnt Based status > implying he didnt go traveling mexico to study ALL forms of mezican cuisine > implying I dont want to suck his dick to absorb his cooking skills > implying implications implies imply

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 00:05:52 2015 No.7005286 >>7004649 but they're not white so when they bastardize something it cultural enrichment

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 00:12:53 2015 No.7005314 Of course its better, knorr has msg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 00:15:20 2015 No.7005318 File: 29 KB, 600x338, Fat Fag.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anything by Ja/ck

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 00:25:32 2015 No.7005332 >>7004958 >he's doing it to shill knorr >>7004979 >It's a really obvious case of being paid to shill something. yeah, they're ads for knorr. he was probably paid to make recipes specifically using that product. gotta make bank somehow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 00:33:12 2015 No.7005352 >>7004734 >>tips on surviving and camping channel >>wastes a potato in order to badly cook an egg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 00:37:04 2015 No.7005359 >>7004605 Who are you again? Oh right...I forgot where we were for a second.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 01:15:53 2015 No.7005419 File: 726 KB, 446x251, 1384745898854.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004668 Did she put olives on top of the sour cream? What the fuck? Since when are olives even remotely Mexican?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 01:28:51 2015 No.7005434 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 02:34:40 2015 No.7005572 File: 39 KB, 389x491, 1445451484543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7005434

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 03:22:28 2015 No.7005669 >>7005434 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY >"pod tie" kill it with fire

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 05:27:39 2015 No.7005778 >>7004734 I don't get why everyone gets mad about the potato, the guy says it's not a survival video.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 06:12:09 2015 No.7005827 >>7004605 looks delicious, what's wrong with this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 07:11:46 2015 No.7005910 File: 101 KB, 594x460, 1428272694491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004734 When he closes up on that disgusting pan

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 07:52:53 2015 No.7005947 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, PartyCheeseSalad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7005318 If anyone hasn't seen Ja/ck/ before, they are not ready for this recipe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 08:04:51 2015 No.7005959 >>7005947 I've been watching this shit forever but party cheese is worse than zippocat

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 08:57:56 2015 No.7006050 >>7005947 >Cool Whip

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 09:06:31 2015 No.7006072 >>7006050 Fun fact, while he's putting that in, he actually says "I don't recommend using imitation because it has a different reaction. You should use real cool whip. If you don't have cool whip just use real whipped cream."

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 09:13:02 2015 No.7006089 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 09:17:38 2015 No.7006101 File: 229 KB, 309x530, 1288947091262.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7006089 This is a classic . . .. picture relevant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 20:43:51 2015 No.7007998 >>7004697 you get me anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 20:45:17 2015 No.7008004 >>7004734 I like how hard he breathes while trying to flip the pancake

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 20:49:34 2015 No.7008017 >>7005434 >sriracha L M A O M A O

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 20:51:16 2015 No.7008024 >>7005419 I don't like that shit, but I see it a lot here in Calfirornia

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 20:58:10 2015 No.7008050 >>7004734 >implying food reviewer isn't based af

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 21:04:35 2015 No.7008076 >>7005434 I'm looking through the "you're doing it all wrong" videos and holy shit they make /ck/ look like kind, reasonable grandmas. This is why I don't go to Whole Foods

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 24 22:59:46 2015 No.7008435 File: 20 KB, 366x380, 1444486473768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004668 holy kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 02:51:36 2015 No.7009015 >>7008076 I go to Whole Foods because it's full of hot sluts

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 02:53:38 2015 No.7009019 >>7008076 I've watched all of them. Some of them are okay but most are retarded shit like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 02:54:44 2015 No.7009022 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1qEMHzrIyw at least the girl is hot

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 03:00:36 2015 No.7009033 >>7009022 I can't even pay attention to what she's saying because I'm trying to figure out what happened to her hair

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 03:43:52 2015 No.7009102 File: 418 KB, 404x479, 1442352891410.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7005434 >siracha >she literally ruins a perfectly good sandwich with meme sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 08:56:10 2015 No.7009508 >>7004734 i miss gary and his chav look

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 09:22:37 2015 No.7009558 >>7004605 >Rick Bayless >whiteboy thinkin he can cook mexican food He cooks mexican food better than 99% of mexicans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 10:40:48 2015 No.7009702 >>7004668 >opening packets: the recipe

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 10:53:26 2015 No.7009741 >>7005947 wtf is that even supposed to be

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 11:40:12 2015 No.7009933 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pPNOJWg5rU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byehfCtjGjg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY3cSbIuzWU

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 13:37:11 2015 No.7010235 >>7004570 I made his bolognese, tomato, and bechemel sauces with the stock pots to make his lasagna and it turned out great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 14:24:57 2015 No.7010344 >>7009022 >hot

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 14:31:35 2015 No.7010369 >>7005947 That legitimately looks like something someone on here would make for a joke thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:26:43 2015 No.7011369 >>7005947 why do this?

Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:35:41 2015 No.7011410

>>7005434
I swear to fucking god.

When I was a kid there was nothing better than a plain old peanutbutter and jelly sandwich with cheap peanutbutter and jelly and white bread.
I don't need to be told by some squinty, blown out, smoked out whore that my childhood pb&j sandwiches were "wrong". Especially when she advocates putting pure mimetic extract in a bottle on it, yuk!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:36:59 2015 No.7011414 >>7009933 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ >Let's make tomato sauce >Step 1: Add Tomato Sauce >Confidant in the sodium levels There it is! Also, check'd

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:42:31 2015 No.7011428 >>7005434 Didn't even have to watch it to know what it was after reading the replies. Fuck that skank

Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:46:52 2015 No.7011439

>>7011410
Seriously. The only possible advice to making a better PB&J is to divide the amount of peanut you intend to use into two portions for either slice of bread and then nest the jelly on top so the buttered slices stick to each other and create a good seal to prevent jelly drips.

Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:48:36 2015 No.7011447

>posting MPW selloutery
>only showing the entirely innocuous examples

this, this is where marco really definitively sold out. there is no fucking way even a home cook with a passion for food, let alone a starred chef, would sincerely recommend this as a recipe and put 'jamaican' in the title. it is an act of total self-denial in the pursuit of easy money. it solely exists in this form because knorr stock pots are meant to be convenient and a recipe with a more than single figure list of ingredients undermines that selling point. whoever decided to present this recipe is wilfully painting the target demographic as lazy idiots. he hates you and doesn't even credit you with the ability to recognise it. what a fucking legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPHTagllPoA

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:49:54 2015 No.7011450 https://youtu.be/apsrbPvFN-U When the fries fall, so do my sides.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 19:54:49 2015 No.7011471 >>7011439 I have heard that one before and I agree, that is just about the only good advice you can give (especially to a kid)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 25 22:40:48 2015 No.7012068 File: 60 KB, 644x781, 1445468102300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:23:19 2015 No.7012391 >>7009933 Why can't anyone use a proper fucking knife to cut shit jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:26:03 2015 No.7012401 >>7009933 I know McDonald's bitch is trying to be fun and probably has kids, but the way she talks is so condescending and drunk sounding

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:27:42 2015 No.7012407 >>7012068 WHAAT THE FUUUG?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:32:30 2015 No.7012420 >>7005434 I grew up out in the country. Specifically, dairy country. Knew a lot of good, hardworking people that lived on those dairy farms. Feels bad to me that their dues or whatever it is is being used to fund these commercials.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 00:43:29 2015 No.7012431 >>7004570 Marco is a barrel of laughs in general. He's so pretentious it makes his videos paradoxically really fun to watch. I bust a gut at this one earlier today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWkcqTMgwuU

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 01:00:58 2015 No.7012467 File: 61 KB, 720x480, monarch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7005434 ch

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 01:09:02 2015 No.7012477 >>7012431 He talks if he assumes you're hanging on to his every word

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 01:19:57 2015 No.7012499 File: 47 KB, 418x393, 191901021221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7005434 >Sriracha >Curry >Basil

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 01:21:38 2015 No.7012504 File: 814 KB, 569x802, baneh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7005947

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 01:33:05 2015 No.7012535 >>7011447 Does organic rice really take twice as long to cook?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 06:15:52 2015 No.7012746 >>7009933 >how to make a mcdonalds burger >buy cheap shitmeat >use salt on meat and fry it >chop onions >throw some ketchup in >done >7 minutes I.. uh.. what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 06:29:31 2015 No.7012770 File: 2.41 MB, 1210x806, why.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004649 >asian "pizza koreans are the worst at this, they put fucking corn on their pizzas

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 07:32:18 2015 No.7012891 >>7005947 I was expecting him to spread it on a cracker. That would make it a lot less gross, I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 12:48:22 2015 No.7013537 Doublesweeeeeeeeeeeeee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 15:08:52 2015 No.7013818 File: 134 KB, 1269x694, Filipino Carbonara Sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004979 Can you also point out the flaws in this carbonara video anon? https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 15:10:50 2015 No.7013826 >>7004649 >pizza >american cuisine The most plebeian shit, I swear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 15:27:42 2015 No.7013860 >>7010369 Someone here DID make it. It ended up being about as good as everyone thought it would be. I don't know any of the archive sites off the top of my head, but that thread is probably on one of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 15:35:47 2015 No.7013874 >>7013860 Found it >>/ck/thread/6812321

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 15:38:13 2015 No.7013885 >>7005947 Oh, in the actual video it's "Aunt Myrna's" recipe, and he does at least acknowledge how horrifying that combination of ingredients is. Even for the sake of humouring your elderly relative though, is it worth it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 15:54:12 2015 No.7013960 >>7013885 He loves it though when he eats it. And he always talks about how wacky aunt Myrna's recipes are. It is the gimmick

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 16:18:07 2015 No.7014020 File: 385 KB, 500x281, welcometoanightmare.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7012068

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 16:28:52 2015 No.7014050 >>7012068 What. The. Fuck.

Anonymous Mon Oct 26 16:29:29 2015 No.7014055
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Please someone post that video where a hambeast couple is making spaghetti (or something with tomato sauce) and the wife lets rip the wettest fucking fart ever.

I've only ever seen it once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 17:15:52 2015 No.7014225 >>7014055 Somebody deliver. I need to see this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 18:36:53 2015 No.7014406 >>7005049 >sometimes It feels like a crime being American like 800% of the time. I don't even get why, that's just what it feels like.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 18:38:57 2015 No.7014414 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvswKUFuOt8 I've laughed too hard at this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:30:45 2015 No.7014552 I'm going to say this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4lYMFiwABI or this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSCzYFJ63VA

Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:44:58 2015 No.7014597

>>7004933
dude, I work for a bistro that is not rated at all in a flyover state in the us
we breakdown our animals, and use the bones and bits to make our soup bases, stocks, sauces etc.
I'm not convinced a 3 star chef wouldn't be doing similar things to that. If I was chef I wouldn't fuck with store bought shit, as it'd probably make it much harder to get the flavor I imagine for whatever dish

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:45:56 2015 No.7014601 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:56:33 2015 No.7014629 >>7004668 All that fucking CHEESE. I can't even imagine how constipated that would make somebody.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 19:59:18 2015 No.7014634 File: 1.96 MB, 277x202, 1428588407627.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004668 Absolutely fucking T R I G G E R E D

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 20:04:25 2015 No.7014646 >>7004570 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyWUA_gXSbU Kit Kat lasagna. The original video I think was taken down because of the backlash but this woman did a voiceover of it and it's kinda funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 20:05:08 2015 No.7014649 >>7004687 and i am glad they don't for this exact reason

Anonymous Mon Oct 26 20:07:55 2015 No.7014662

>>7014601

Holy shit this is the first time I've actually physically cringed. I was scared she was gonna cut her fingers off. You could clearly see that her fingers were under the blade of the knife as she was banging it. What the fuck is wrong with people. Not to mention it probably absolutely destroyed her knife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 20:22:09 2015 No.7014707 >>7005959 NEDM

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 20:29:44 2015 No.7014737 >>7005947 This recipe has been posted once a week on this board for the past 3-4 years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 20:41:06 2015 No.7014772 >>7004668 >>7004674 >>7004697 >>7004717 >>7005030 >>7005049 >>7005100 >>7005419 >>7009702 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 20:48:08 2015 No.7014791 >>7004668 Wtf That's like nacho lasagna supreme

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 21:28:02 2015 No.7014899 >>7014646 women aren't funny. this is legitimately gross but she sounds like a bitter cunt

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 21:33:17 2015 No.7014912 >>7014899 I know, she sounds chubby and insecure. I bet she has a roastie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 22:10:00 2015 No.7015019 File: 3.65 MB, 400x224, comonmang.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7014552

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 22:24:45 2015 No.7015038 >>7014646 >like >but, like >you know? wow, sounds like a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 22:51:25 2015 No.7015114 >>7011450 Jay's coo tho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 22:53:55 2015 No.7015120 >>7009933 dammit, bitch - portion out the meat before forming the patty. what is wrong with you

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 22:55:28 2015 No.7015124 >>7014055 They deleted their channel I think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 26 23:51:10 2015 No.7015245 >>7012770 >oh no, someone put corn on our flattened dough with tomato sauce Get the fuck out you pompous bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 00:05:15 2015 No.7015277 >>7004570 i dont get it, whats wrong with this guy? seems pretty decent

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 00:23:32 2015 No.7015332

>>7011439

my best advice to improve a good pbj is to butter the bread before you put peanut butter on it and add a bit of salt too since brands never have enough salt, and even then I'd let a retard make me a pbj because its a fool proof sandwich. What kind of sick cunt adds curry powder and sirracha to a pbj and has the audacity to tell me im making it wrong?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 01:04:42 2015 No.7015433 >>7004668 organic milk

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 01:07:08 2015 No.7015442 File: 390 KB, 617x439, kingjack_talk_to_the_hand.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7015433 Gotta be healthy with a BMI of 50

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 01:27:19 2015 No.7015490 File: 120 KB, 253x208, 1416942757544.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7012068

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 04:50:13 2015 No.7015836 >>7015277 He's a sellout who wouldn't have been caught dead with a knorr stockpot ten years ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 04:53:26 2015 No.7015841 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs2ohb1kHJE

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 18:17:00 2015 No.7017675 >>7004605 This son of a bitch knows exactly what he's doing. Source: I'm a goddamn Mexican living in Mexico

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 18:45:40 2015 No.7017761 >>7013818 Pinoys cant cook for shit >that poor man

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 18:52:56 2015 No.7017781 >>7005434 >not adding dorito consomé to your PB and J

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:07:41 2015 No.7018348 File: 68 KB, 621x621, 10532352_10203803588397501_7209621542233653549_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7005434

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:21:18 2015 No.7018386 >>7005434 I will say for this though, I have several jars of jam from that brand and they are godly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:29:03 2015 No.7018417 File: 142 KB, 415x367, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7005434 >the second she put on the siracha My god is this person human?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:30:41 2015 No.7018423 File: 63 KB, 766x429, toomuchflavor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7005434 My God...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:34:20 2015 No.7018433 >>7005947 let me link that to everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:34:32 2015 No.7018435 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:39:00 2015 No.7018448 File: 130 KB, 160x120, 1445292487776.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7012068 oh god why I almost vommed bruh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:39:43 2015 No.7018453 File: 20 KB, 222x336, WTF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7012068 >Consume is clear rich soup traditionally made with beef or chicken but you can make it with just about anything NO. No you can't. She didn't even make an egg raft.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:40:34 2015 No.7018455 >>7018435 >eating with scissors that got me

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:41:14 2015 No.7018457 File: 11 KB, 236x209, 1437412004398.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7018435 >safety scissors to cut the "steak"

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:43:58 2015 No.7018467 File: 267 KB, 500x375, panic1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004668 >all that cheese Jesus Christ you take one bite and are constipated for a week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:44:26 2015 No.7018469 File: 94 KB, 593x472, bad-feel-scoob_o_235294.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7012068

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:47:54 2015 No.7018480 >>7005434 Wow, that's trying too hard to be original and organic.

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:56:02 2015 No.7018501

>>7018435
>I don't see any seasoning
.. oh god

and I've seen that "meat" mentioned and used before, it's not goddamn steak that's for sure

and then
>smoke alarm

holy fucking shit and it's feeding that garbage to a child.. and it adds fucking steak sauce as well for triple dose of salt

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 23:08:30 2015 No.7018539 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_qAnO6-DdA

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 23:09:10 2015 No.7018544 File: 37 KB, 450x450, k2-_b8a4655e-352d-43e8-9b12-083febcd7558.v1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004668 >Whole package of cheese blended in >Add another package on top of it. Not enough cheese. It needs another can to top it off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 23:10:45 2015 No.7018549 >>7018435 Is this an adult? It sounds like a seven year old child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 23:14:18 2015 No.7018557 >>7018435 The quality of that household is exemplified by them all grinding their teeth on the cutlery and chewing with their mouths open like they're fucking oysters. Jesus wept, close your lips you slack faced sponge people.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 23:22:23 2015 No.7018580 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Tp-y0pJ1s

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 23:52:52 2015 No.7018659 >>7004570 If those are the worst videos you've ever seen, you are the luckiest mother fucking person on this god damned earth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 00:06:06 2015 No.7018691 >>7009102 Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are never "perfectly good" and nothing can ruin them since they already suck donkey ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 00:32:04 2015 No.7018765 >>7018435 these kind of people deserve to be poor as shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 01:13:16 2015 No.7018887 Jesus...does Chow Hound do anything right? Looking at their videos...holy crap.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 10:20:47 2015 No.7019702 File: 62 KB, 160x120, 1380798621075.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004697 This shit right here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 10:41:53 2015 No.7019738 >>7018887 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBpbWhfsBxw this is a pretty good video on pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 11:03:32 2015 No.7019775 >>7012401 >>7012746 isn't it satire?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 11:57:57 2015 No.7019915 >>7005947 >4 hours later >the cheese hasn't even melted

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 12:01:49 2015 No.7019928 >>7018580 oh god

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 12:21:11 2015 No.7019984 >>7018435 >take prebrined, preseasoned paper thin minute steaks >season them again >dunk it in a1 sauce MMMM it's not bad!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 13:10:29 2015 No.7020078 >>7009019 >chocolate chip cookies >end result is 90% chocolate Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 13:35:04 2015 No.7020126 >>7018539 Oh wow. She's probably one of the fakest persons ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 13:37:26 2015 No.7020133 >>7018580 gross chewing sounds

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 13:43:00 2015 No.7020153 >>7018539 Why does she sound like she's perpetually on the verge of tears and/or talking through her sinuses? Good lord.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 13:44:05 2015 No.7020156 >>7018539 are Americans all insane?

Anonymous Wed Oct 28 14:00:41 2015 No.7020195
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>>7018539
>smallest "corn" tortillas ever
>velveeta
>using an iron to cook while in your own fucking kitchen
>easy recipe, have your kids do it
>still manages to fuck it up
>don't redo the video, it's fine, post it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 14:26:12 2015 No.7020280 >>7018887 oh my god I just saw this one and I didnt cringe, I just raged https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwjQQ9Fsay8

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 14:33:59 2015 No.7020317 >>7012770 Sweetcorn on pizza is pretty dope though. You shouldn't have as much on the pizza as they put in that picture, but its a perfectly valid topping for a pizza when mixed with other shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 14:36:54 2015 No.7020334 >>7020280 what's the problem

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:40:00 2015 No.7020680 >>7020126 >>7020153 >>7020156 >>7020195 It's a satirical video you apes. You're supposed to laugh at her. Do you not know what cringe comedy is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:43:59 2015 No.7020689 >>7020680 >Do you not know what cringe comedy is With Americans, it's often impossible to tell if they are being serious or not

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:45:27 2015 No.7020697 >>7019775 She has a lot of videos, so I don't know

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:47:33 2015 No.7020704 >>7019984 This is what I think of when someone says mystery meat

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:53:17 2015 No.7020726 >>7020334 It's guinness

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 16:58:48 2015 No.7020742 File: 675 KB, 480x270, 1439454477372.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7005947 >mfw you can hear the crunch when he bites into it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 17:02:09 2015 No.7020751 File: 994 KB, 260x146, 5NKqlrW.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7019915

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 17:05:16 2015 No.7020758 >>7020680 >satire but it's not funny?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 17:07:19 2015 No.7020762 >>7020689 It's clearly a Sandra Lee parody

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 17:34:53 2015 No.7020827 >>7020280 Wasn't paying attention all that well and heard "want to get your penis a hand while getting nice creamy head"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 18:27:41 2015 No.7020964 >>7014646 Odd she doesn't sound funny, more like a teen bitch that still hasn't learned her place yet.

Anonymous Wed Oct 28 21:41:09 2015 No.7021499

>>7018433
>pineapple
>lemon jello package
>cream cheese (eww wtf is happening?)
>chopped fucking CELERY?
>BELL PEPPERS???
>PIMENTO????? fucking what the fuck is happening?
>fucking pecans because why not?
>COOL WHIP
>COOL WHIP
>FUCKING COOL WHIP jammed into this unholy concoction of fucking random shit that is on the stove for no reason, what is he doing just heating it?
>ugh that sickening splattering sound as he pours it into the pan
>sprinkle with cheese because sure, fuck it man
>chill as long as you can resist this magnificent... dessert?
>flop a cube of it onto a plate and just eat with a fork?

I've never in my life seen this video in all my jack watching that has ruined my fucking youtube recommends but jesus christ, JESUS. CHRIST.

This is easily the most horrendous and nonsensical jack shit I've seen from him to date, what the holy fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 21:46:12 2015 No.7021515 >>7005947 Didn't some fat co/ck/ made one of these? I remember ck's colective disgust as he posted.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 21:49:01 2015 No.7021526 >>7004570 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSxfNFEyDLE >pulls out cookie base >supposed to be crusty, and cripsy, like well... on a FUCKING CHEESCAKE >oh look beeudifool, how moist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 22:07:59 2015 No.7021591 >>7004605 >Rick Bayless He's more Mexican the 90% of Mexicans.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 22:09:50 2015 No.7021597 >>7021515 Yes, he said it was revolting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 22:13:43 2015 No.7021610 >>7004605 Damn I could listen to him talk me into suicide.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 01:07:44 2015 No.7022185 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWHQItzY_g

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 01:15:39 2015 No.7022212 >>7012068 >Doritos >Southwestern kick This bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 01:22:21 2015 No.7022226 >>7014601 oh my god

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 01:31:42 2015 No.7022248 >>7020156 Are you trying to ask if all Americans are insane or if Americans that are insane are partially or fully insane?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 02:28:26 2015 No.7022380 >>7020334 the outside of the can is touching do you realize how disgusting that is?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 12:51:12 2015 No.7023498 >>7022380 >autism

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 13:07:07 2015 No.7023547 >>7023498 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-_YfJt-E9o

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 13:13:05 2015 No.7023562 >>7023547 >>7022380 >being this much of a germaphobe Are you a genuine soccer mom?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 13:25:35 2015 No.7023598 >>7004734 That second video holy shit. Like... I want to like this guy but jesus does he need a male influence in his life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 13:30:59 2015 No.7023614 File: 123 KB, 1067x653, 1427827691851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004668 Shit that was disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 13:31:10 2015 No.7023616 >>7023562 yeah I like diseases too fuck germs they dont scare me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 13:36:21 2015 No.7023628 File: 2.77 MB, 640x360, ANXIETY.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7005947 I uh.. I don't know man..

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 13:43:00 2015 No.7023641 >>7023616 I've never got ill from a can lid. Your immune system must be fucked if you coddle it this much

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 13:52:04 2015 No.7023677 File: 150 KB, 500x284, 1426644765107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7014646 The cringiest part is the commentary

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 13:57:33 2015 No.7023696 >>7014406 Jesus Christ, cucks like you are ruining this country. Your white guilt bullshit is disgusting, and that is why you should be ashamed of yourself, because you buy into that. NOT because you're an American.

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 14:17:23 2015 No.7023765
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>>7021526

>cheesecake squares
>cheesecake

I don't know what this actually is, but it isn't cheesecake.

I suppose it is edible, but probably really sweet, I mean did you see how much powdered sugar he put in that wet mixture?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 16:25:28 2015 No.7024195 >>7018539 That's a lot more trouble than just tossing the thing in a skillet, what the fuck.

>>	Taking Webm Requests Thu Oct 29 17:48:02 2015 No.7024412 File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, JackCheesecakeRegret.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7021526 I couldn't help myself. I have a problem.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 17:50:16 2015 No.7024420 >>7021526 God truly has abandoned us

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 17:50:54 2015 No.7024423 >>7024412 You're a god among men, anon. you've made my /ck/ folder grow in the past month.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 18:15:00 2015 No.7024480 >>7004668 Is there a YT video for this?

Taking Webm Requests Thu Oct 29 18:18:58 2015 No.7024482

I need help. I want to make a webm of the Belashi video where there's a fly in his mixture and I need an appropriate panic reaction, preferably in the form of a youtube video so I don't need to fuck around with resolutions. Any suggestions?

>>7024480
https://youtu.be/fl5T5sw0238

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 18:21:04 2015 No.7024490 >>7018435 That meat looks like the blood clots I get on my periods sometimes. Not that big obviously, but jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 18:31:38 2015 No.7024513 >>7024490 >Blood clots that look like tiny steak >on my periods Uh... gal, I think you should see a doctor. Period clots are a sign of abnormality, at the very least you could be having an abortion without even knowing you were pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 18:34:13 2015 No.7024523 >>7024490 >Blood clots on period that look like tiny steak Go see a doctor... you could have miscarried without even knowing you were pregnant.

Anonymous Thu Oct 29 18:39:09 2015 No.7024537

>>7024523
Anon, seeing as I'm a lesbian, and I've never even touched a dick, I'm pretty sure I never miscarried.

Clots are pretty normal, actually. Most women have them. I'm just saying that the thinness of the steak, along with the stringy bits, and the blobby movement when she put them on the "grill" reminded me of them, and it was disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 18:59:48 2015 No.7024596 >>7024412 >CheesecakeRegret.webm Hahaha I love you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 19:02:07 2015 No.7024600 >>7024596 I love you too, nameless anon. I love you too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 20:31:02 2015 No.7024835 >>7004979 >rich beef stock will ruin the flavor of steak Why on earth would you think this... ever?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 20:44:49 2015 No.7024866 >>7024412 whole fucking bag of powdered sugar this video gave me diabetes thanks a lot you shithead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 20:46:12 2015 No.7024873 >>7004605 The only thing I'm not sure why he did was why did he add tap water to the mole pre-blend, and not some of that delicious pepper water we rehydrated the peppers in?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 21:09:52 2015 No.7024935 >>7023616 >>7022380 what do you do with cans then, use a fucking straw that you sterilise beforehand?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 21:12:40 2015 No.7024946 >>7024935 she's obviously a woman with kids, and is beyond reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 21:56:30 2015 No.7025080 >>7006089 Who is filming him?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 21:58:05 2015 No.7025085 >>7021526 The way he cracks eggs, goddamn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:20:46 2015 No.7025162 >>7004668 >that green paint >that counter >those plates >that shitty camera angle Jack's wife "cook" as well? Dear Lord.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:24:44 2015 No.7025181 >>7025085 hey these are recipes for the AVERAGE JOE. you expect the average salt of the earth JOE to crack eggs on the rim of a poncy little 'bowl' like some kind of fucking liberal FAGGOT?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:25:38 2015 No.7025186 >>7014414 slimy sticky mouth sounds

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:31:20 2015 No.7025219 >>7014414 Got a really creepy stepford wives vibe out of this vid. Is it compulsory in America that everyone must be smiling at all times?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:41:06 2015 No.7025251 >>7014414 She looks fucking terrified.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:41:06 2015 No.7025252 >>7018435 Is it meat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:42:14 2015 No.7025257 >>7018539 somebody has a gun on her

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:43:15 2015 No.7025262 >>7018539 oh my god american "cheese" is so weird

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 29 22:44:36 2015 No.7025267 File: 257 KB, 517x563, lasagne.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7014414

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 10:00:59 2015 No.7026517 >>7025262 Velveeta can't even remotely be considered cheese.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 23:10:25 2015 No.7028433 >>7020280 What's cringe about this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 30 23:25:52 2015 No.7028468 >>7014414 Jesus Christ, her face though. She must be a hit at Halloween parties.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 00:12:07 2015 No.7028606 >>7023598 Why would you want to like this person?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 00:36:34 2015 No.7028655 >>7005434 Any article or food related video that begins with saying "You're doing it wrong" immediately goes in the trash tbh

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 00:50:49 2015 No.7028685 >>7014414 "Meat thoss"

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 00:53:20 2015 No.7028694 >>7004605 >talkin' shit about Rick Bayless

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 15:56:38 2015 No.7030269 >>7004605 >that large pod of lard but damn this looks delicious

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 31 21:12:19 2015 No.7031070 >>7024537 nobody wants to read your blog, shut up

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 09:46:56 2015 No.7032235 >>7023616 Get a load of this faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 18:57:28 2015 No.7033585 Polite bump

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 21:19:52 2015 No.7034005 >>7004605 >This whole post Good God I hate black people.

Anonymous Sun Nov 1 21:40:49 2015 No.7034052

>>7013818
Why is her carbonara so fucked up when her Pinoy food looks ok and uses proper ingredients?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRdj3dP8Upg

And what's up with serving in tupper ware? Is that common in third world shitholes? Is stoneware that much more expensive?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 21:42:46 2015 No.7034068 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvlmXKtoi1A White trash sketti

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 1 21:44:31 2015 No.7034071 >>7034005 That poster is a polarized white youth, being a nigger is trendy now for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 08:48:09 2015 No.7035247 File: 38 KB, 527x516, 9ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7004683

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 10:57:25 2015 No.7035423 File: 38 KB, 330x328, 1436976542796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7012068

Anonymous Mon Nov 2 17:15:53 2015 No.7036384

>>7018433
Goddamn, the recipe was fine for the first two ingredients. It'd be more edible if he substituted the vegetables with fruits (maybe apples, grapes, berries, depending on your preference), swap the cream cheese with ricotta (or no cheese at all!), and replaced the shredded cheese with chocolate shavings. It could easily be a good, fruity dessert if you tried harder in the recipe.
But that's just my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 18:05:21 2015 No.7036514 >>7018453 Using gelatin or agar agar to clear a liquid is a valid technique. It's not a consomme since no egg/egg rafts were used, but the technique is still valid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 2 18:13:53 2015 No.7036532 >>7036384 that sounds like shit >>7018453 >>7036514 it's a consommé. you don't need egg white to clarify. non-traditional, still consommé

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 00:28:30 2015 No.7037622 >>7034052 >serving in tupper ware My guess is it makes things easier to put away after a family dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 03:49:48 2015 No.7038078 >>7014406 That's just Britain wanting their clay back, ignore that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 03:53:29 2015 No.7038085 >>7004668 Nope, that's just cooking with Jack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 03:58:22 2015 No.7038090 >>7004605 >Oaxacan Mole >Mexican LOL GG puto

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 04:16:49 2015 No.7038108 >>7021515 Does anyone have the image of the /ck/uck who made Marie's Authentic Italian Tomato Sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 04:21:45 2015 No.7038114 >>7018455 >>7018457 It's an asian thing, especially in korea/thailand

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 07:28:49 2015 No.7038403 >>7014414 This is the most bleak cooking video I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 07:30:12 2015 No.7038407 File: 81 KB, 419x480, 1387228165909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7014601

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 07:55:11 2015 No.7038449 >>7006089 How do you wake up in the morning and know you can't hit him every time he speaks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 08:32:55 2015 No.7038501 >>7018435 fucking brussel sprouts

Anonymous Tue Nov 3 08:51:55 2015 No.7038532

>>7014646
>slurp down some 'betus there fatty.
I lold at that. But yeah she just comes across as a massive bitch. Not nearly as disgusting as those fatties though. It would be interesting to use some sort of happiness radar and see which one is happier. The raging angry cunt face or the gluttonous eating away the pain fatties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 08:53:56 2015 No.7038538 >>7005419 since they were colonised by the spanish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 09:03:14 2015 No.7038559 >>7023547 only people who have no working immune system or AIDS, like you, should be worried about something like this the immune system exists for a reason and this kind of shit keeps it active and even strengthens it

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 21:11:33 2015 No.7040487 >>7018539 this can't be real

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 21:29:00 2015 No.7040544 File: 3.68 MB, 1250x6482, alternate marie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7038108

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 21:32:26 2015 No.7040553 Is anyone else triggered by the way Jack puts ingredients together. They way he pours things just bothers me for some reason. The way he eats things triggers me too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 21:59:42 2015 No.7040611 File: 1.39 MB, 240x252, jersey.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Guys.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 22:06:37 2015 No.7040618 >>7023628 Lmao is this some shit by Cyriak?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 22:33:10 2015 No.7040675 >>7005910 this, most of all

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 22:57:49 2015 No.7040748 >>7009033 rofl, i was too i figured something grew over night and no one told her

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 22:57:56 2015 No.7040750 >>7018539 sweet jesus is this a tim & eric skit

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 23:02:15 2015 No.7040766 File: 26 KB, 431x646, 1446521462884.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7009022 >hot HAHAHAHAHA nigger what is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 23:14:59 2015 No.7040811 >>7012770 That looks good as fuck desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 23:17:11 2015 No.7040821 >>7014055 >ground coffee hue

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 23:18:12 2015 No.7040825 >>7025219 Stepford wives are my fetish tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 23:19:04 2015 No.7040829 >>7040821 this desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 23:22:47 2015 No.7040837 File: 14 KB, 225x225, amerifat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7012068 >>7005947 America, ladies and gentlemen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 3 23:36:59 2015 No.7040867 >>7024537 Don't you know you're having periods because you aren't fucking men? You have to fuck men dick right now or else your vagina hole will bleed forever

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 01:19:06 2015 No.7041056 >>7020762 >it's clearly a Sandra Lee parody that's written in a mocking tone because how the fuck do you know that? get out of here with your assumptions like you were there for the filming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 01:29:57 2015 No.7041082 File: 530 KB, 840x2903, u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7040837

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 01:41:38 2015 No.7041107 >>7041082 spent many years of my life on this awful gook website and thats the first time I've seen that comic, its true desu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 4 17:40:56 2015 No.7043072 >>7041082 But I'm an Amerikek, you stupid memeposting fuck.

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