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7016718 No.7016718 [Reply] [Original]

So why do you drink it? Are you a cow?

>> No.7016725

>>7016718
No, but your mom is.

>> No.7016734

>>7016718
Moo moo,

mrooo moo moo. Moo mooo moo mroooo mooo mroooo.

Moo moo,
Moo

>> No.7016739

>>7016718
i wish i disliked it tbh, other milks are pretty inferior

>> No.7016744

As a Human Being I have evolved to exploit my environment and the creatures within it for my own personal benefit.

>> No.7016747

Name one plant that "is for" humans the same way milk is for calves.

>> No.7016759

Honey is for bees
So why do you eat it? Are you a bee?

>> No.7016764

>>7016747
All modern crops.

>> No.7016768

>>7016759
Honey isn't carcinogenic and it doesn't taste like wet ass

>> No.7016785

>>7016764
So selective breeding and genetic manipulation is fine for creating real human food?
Because those cows were very carefully bred too...

>> No.7016788
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7016788

Do Americans literally believe everything that FOX News tells them?

>> No.7016792
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7016792

I'm a cow. This is a cow thread. In this thread, only cows may post and you may only post pictures of cows.

>> No.7016798

>>7016769
i dont think you get how this works

>> No.7016810

No, I'm attack helicopter. But I still drink milk if I want to you autist.

>> No.7016817

>>7016810
I bet you weigh about as much as an attack helicopter if you're that passionate about drinking milk

>> No.7016823

>>7016792
We should be thankful for the bacon we're having this morning, 'cause where do you think the bacon comes from?

>> No.7016825

>>7016759
\thread

>> No.7016828

>>7016788

No creature on earth besides humans drink milk past infancy, in-fact we don't even drink our Mothers milk, we drink milk from another animals as it contains more "food" than human milk does.

Survivalists ate milk, there is no longer a need for it, but I DO enjoy the fuck out of cream in my coffee and cheese is pretty amazing as well.

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7016834

>>7016828
What creature on earth other than man uses elevators?

Think about it, kid.

>> No.7016836

>>7016792
>giving cow's milk to a cat

Enjoy the diarrhea.

>> No.7016842

>>7016828

There's no longer a "need" for any specific food.

There is no food which is "meant" for human consumption: veggies? nope, those are to help plants grow. Etc.

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7016843

>>7016834

Spiders, they make their own ironically enough.

>> No.7016846

>>7016759
>Americans getting BTFO
>AGAIN

Thanks /ck/.

>> No.7016854

>>7016842

Humans need solid food to survive, foraging animals... we are but apes. Fuck off with your solent shit viral-marketing faggot.

I'm calling your shit long before you even post it. No one wants to consume your swill.

>> No.7016856

>>7016843
Not a fitting counter example. Think again.

>> No.7016863

>>7016856

Don't backpeddle now.

>> No.7016865

>>7016834
Mice can use elevators. A mouse got on the elevator with me once in my old apartment building.

>> No.7016881

>>7016863
First think about. Really use your head. Then rethink your example. You will come to realize it's not fitting.

>>7016865
And cows drink milk. So?

>> No.7016886

>>7016881

And elevator is transport for humans to either go up or dpwn, spider silk does the same thing.

I think you need to sit down and think about why you bother responding to valid arguments with nonsense.

>> No.7016889

>>7016768
>milk causes cancer
lol ok

>> No.7016896

Because there isn't a lactating female human in my life to suckle directly from.

>> No.7016900

>>7016886
Is a rope an elevator?

>> No.7016903

>>7016900

Yes.

It's primary use is to elevate things.

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7016914

>>7016903
Last time I checked an English dictionary, it did not include ropes as elevators. I always thought it would be defined as a hoisting machinery which will most likely include a type of rope or chain but not be defined by it.

Quod erat demonstrandum: Who the fuck cares if humans drink milk.

>> No.7016919

>>7016914

I don't, you're the one having an autistic meltdown visiting other sites to prove random anonymous people wrong, when you're wrong.

TopMotherFuckingKek

>> No.7016924

>>7016919
I am actually quite calm, burger friend.

>> No.7016932

>>7016744
this tbh fam afaik iirc imho

>> No.7016935

>>7016919
>>7016924
Can you both shut the fuck up about elevators?

>> No.7016937

>>7016718
becuse it's great with chocolate

>> No.7016941

>>7016924

Why did you respond to him then?

>> No.7016942

>>7016935
I for one was enjoying their debate. Great minds battling it out for the fate of the definition of elevator. Riveting stuff.

>> No.7016943

>>7016718
Why do you live in a house? Are you a fucking bricklayer?

>> No.7016946

i can drink a quart of milk and feel perfectly fine, but if i eat most fruits the lower half of my face breaks out in small painful yellow bumps.

just because you're lactose intolerant doesn't mean milk is bad for everyone.

being able to consume milk meant you're a farmer who can get animal products without having to kill an animal

>> No.7016947

>>7016943

Why do you walk down the street? Are you a fucking sidewalk?

>> No.7016949
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7016949

>>7016935
>>7016941
I, for one, am satisfied with disproving this American plebeian.

It therefore settled: OP is a massive faggot who draws wrong conclusions at every turn of the argument.

>>7016942
Thank you.

>> No.7016953

>>7016949

I'm not the OP and a spiders silk is the same as an elevator. Nor am I American. You're obsessed I suggest you emigrate there.

>> No.7016963

>>7016914
>>7016919
It's unfitting because a spider uses its web out of necessity. We don't build or use elevators out of necessity--we do so out of want rather than need. They make it significantly easier to ascend or descend buildings and such, especially when transporting a load. Could we do without them? Yes. Could we do without the buildings in which they facilitate movement? Yes.
It's the same for cows and chickens and any other livestock or crop. Do we need to eat? Yes. Do we need to eat those things specifically? No. We just want to.

>> No.7016964

>>7016963

>necessity

Handicapped people can climb stairs?

>> No.7016967

>>7016963
While I agree, let me play advocatur diaboli, for the sake of the argument. What about handicapped or people who actually need the elevating machinery to ascend to higher floors?

>>7016953
Think again, look at appropriate definitions and have a taco.

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7016970

>>7016744
M'lady

>> No.7016976

>>7016967

I don't eat food brown people touch, no thanks.

>> No.7016990

>>7016718
fruit is for baby trees so why do you eat it? are you a tree?

>> No.7016998

>>7016990

Fruit is for animals to eat, digest...then shit out the seeds in fresh fertilizer giving the fruiting trees offspring a significantly better chance at life.

>> No.7017003

>>7016964
>>7016967
The stairs and higher floors don't need to exist in the first place. It's more cost-efficient to build vertically than horizontally, considering the actual amount of land being occupied by the building, but we certainly don't have to.

>> No.7017012

>>7017003

Is that why trees grow vertically and layer out their leaves on branches? Bee hives are tiered as well, so art ant colonies and termite colonies.

Nothing you say makes much sense.

>> No.7017027

>>7017003
>It's more cost-efficient to build vertically than horizontally
Not necessarily because it prolonges travel distances, thus, increasing transport cost (e. g. time, fuel, negative externalities et cetera). Also, other types of cost should be taken into consideration that come as a consequence of it, like the cost for building larger infrastructural nets.

>> No.7017037

>>7017012
Okay. I accept defeat. Victory is yours.

>> No.7017038

>>7016998
that is untrue. by eating and shitting the fruit out you have robbed the seeds of nutrients
the decomposing plant matter of the fruit is supposed to fertilize, not your shit.

>> No.7017044

>>7016739
Goat milk is pretty GOAT to be honest. That grassy flavor is where it's at. Unfortunately for me only unpasteurized milk tastes good, the shit in stores just tastes like water.

>> No.7017054

>>7017037
First say that people who say that drinking cow milk is wrong are stupid.

>> No.7017069

>>7017054
But I agree with that.

>> No.7017074

>>7016718
Because it makes a great chaser for your big babby tears, you gigantic twat.

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7017083

>>7017069
Agreeing on it does not make it correct though.

>> No.7017103

>>7017083
I suppose you'll be the one to tell us all what is and isn't correct, then.

>> No.7017126

>>7017103
OP is incorrect, I am correct.

>> No.7017137

>>7017038

Birds and animals spread seeds via feces, that's how forests grow...the wind isn't going to carry an apple across an ocean but a bird can and will by consuming an apples seeds.

>> No.7017144

>>7016718
i don't. i use coconut milk for cooking and don't drink milk at all. never have

>> No.7017157

>>7016828
>No creature on earth besides humans do X

could be said about a lot of things we do

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7017166

>>7016718
>>7016718
Alcohol is a poison and is for nobody, so why do you drink it, are you a corpse?

>> No.7017175

>>7017157

Untrue, we all live and die, the in between is inconsequential. Mother's milk is one stage that all animals besides humans surpass.

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7017189

This whole "we should judge what we do on whether animals do it too" is beyond asinine. We do ten million things animals don't do, drink milk for decades, user compete computers, go to the moon, build art installations. I do not give two-thirds of a Spanish fuck which of my actions align with the lessers.

>> No.7017192

>>7017189
*use computers

(animals don't make typos either)

>> No.7017193

>>7017175
Actually the in between time is the MOST consequential ya dingus

>> No.7017203

>>7017189
Spiders use elevators like humans, fuckface. Read the goddamn thread.

>> No.7017222

>>7017203
I didn't say anything about spiders or elevators, read the goddamn post. Also spiders don't use elevators, unless you disregard the definition of the word elevator

>> No.7017226

>>7017193

Is your life more valuable than an ants? What dictates that?

You're just continuing to post because you've run out of ideas huh...

Cute.

:^)

>> No.7017238

>>7017189

I kind of agree with this, as "humane" treatment to animals is the ultimate hypocrisy considering how awful treat each other generally speaking.

Dressing dogs up like babies is animal cruelty, dropping nuclear warhead on them all would be humane.

>> No.7017241

>>7017222
A spider's silk is used to elevate spiders. Therefore, it is an elevator. Spiders use elevators like humans. So spiders and humans are not that different after all. That's why OP is correct.

>> No.7017242

>>7017226
I've only posted twice, we're anon remember? Also yes, my life is inherently more valuable to an ants.

>> No.7017248

>>7017241
If you're simplifying the word elevator to mean the literal change of one's height in regard to the ground then almost every single creature on earth uses elevators you fucking retard

>> No.7017249

>>7017242
>my life is inherently more valuable to an ants
anthropocentric scum

>> No.7017252

>>7017249
I'm sorry that you're lost in the waste land brother, may He bring you in soon

>> No.7017253

>>7017248
see
>>7016843
>>7016865
>>7016886
>>7016903

>> No.7017258

>>7017253
Hey guys birds are mathematicians since they can instantly calculate position and distance.

>> No.7017263

>>7017252

Ants live in more harmonious, and useful societies than humans, what gives your life value over an ant? God? Which God? You yourself? Why are you so arrogant?

>> No.7017267

>>7017258

They don't, that's the point and why forests are a large mixture of different trees, bushes and other fruiting plants.

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7017269

>>7017258
They are, man.

They are.

>> No.7017271

>>7017263
The God. Knowing The Truth isn't arrogance, anymore than knowing 1+1=2 is arrogant.

>> No.7017282

>>7017271

Which God? There are thousands you realize...

>> No.7017283

>>7017263
>Ants live in more harmonious
They engage in tribal warfare and rend each other the beds all the time, also engage in cannibalism

>more useful
To who? The usefulness of anything is relative

>> No.7017287

>>7016718
I drink milk because I can, and obviously not like you who shits his pants after drinking milk.

Remember humans bred these cows so that they produce milk which is suitable for humans.

It's not like you can go and milk rhinos or elephants.

>> No.7017291

>>7016718
Our modern diet has been brought about by thousands of years of agriculture and has nothing to do with what we would eat "naturally" so drinking the milk of a cow, goat, sheep, or camel is perfectly acceptable. Camel milk is lactose free as well.

>> No.7017294

>>7017282
Nope, there's just the One. I can claim there were multiple Super Bowl winners in 2015, I could claim there are thousands, but the reality is there was only one

>> No.7017298

>>7016946
>fructose intolerance in this day and age

>> No.7017303

>>7017294
check mate!

hahahahaha

>> No.7017312

>>7017294

The burden of proof lays with you to prove your God is real.

>> No.7017315

>>7016718
But I drink Soy Milk.

>> No.7017316

>>7017283

Humans do all of that and more, explain why you're more important than even one ant.

>> No.7017320

>>7016718
why do you like dick so much OP? isn't it for women?

>> No.7017324

>>7017315
>calling soy smoothies milk

lol

>> No.7017326

>>7017312
Only if I'm interested in proving my claims, I don't need you to agree with me anymore than I need a drunk to agree with me that those pink elephants aren't actually there

>> No.7017330

>>7017312

Pack it in and call it a night, son, you were already defeated.This is just bad form on your part. You're just making your fedora look bad.

>> No.7017331

>>7017316
Because I have been endowed with worth by our Creator

>> No.7017340

>>7017283
not accepting humans are the most important life form on this planet, hosting bacteria, conserving species, modifying plantlife to be more resistant to death, and the first creatures to develop awareness and consiousness in this galaxy and probably the whole universe.

Please hippie.

>> No.7017344

>>7017340
You apparently misunderstood, I agree with you, which is why I pointed out the failings of ants

>> No.7017346

>>7017344
yeah I did understand, I was just adding to your excellent exposition on the importance of humanity.

>> No.7017347

>>7017326
>>7017330

>I win cuz I sed so I dnt need to answer questions regarding my own shitposting.

Glorious.

>>7017331

What gives you more worth than an ant?

>> No.7017348

>>7017340
>probably the whole universe.
nah

>> No.7017356

>>7017340

Nature lived harmoniously until the intervention of man. Everything dancing a beautiful ballet together in symbiosis.

>> No.7017361

cow milk is tasty and a good source of protein and calories

>> No.7017362

>>7017347
self awareness, consciousness, the posibility of transcending death and biological limitations.

now, go meditate or drink a soy milk latte, yoga or marvel at the wonders of creation and accept your defeat idiot.

>> No.7017365

>>7017362
the worth of all of those things is subjective

>> No.7017380

>>7017362

Many animals are self aware. You want to be an android, don't you...

>> No.7017394

>>7017356
please know this idiot, life is an anomaly, the state of the universe is non existence. Life on this planet is an aberration. everything in this universe is trying to end life. from space radiation to comets to the coldness of space and supernovas and magnetars and black holes.

everything in this planet comes from the triumph of a self replicating gene, and if we go back long enough everything alive on this planet is related. Life feeds on life and life has hedged itself from making simple expressions of self replication to massive organisms.

We are the latest, the most succesful guardians of life in the universe.

There are no aliens, no science fiction star travellers or any of that fantastic bullshit.

There is no symbiosis, there is no ballet, there is only life asserting itself from a cold hostile universe which seeks to end it.

>> No.7017403

>>7017365
subjective to human interpretation

>>7017380
Self awareness like they know they are alive, or self awareness as in the fact that they know they will die.

That's only us friend.

I will never be an android :(

>> No.7017429

>tfw drink 4 pints of whole milk a day but still a skellington

>> No.7017458

>>7017394

Tldr, stale pasta.

>>7017403

There is no difference between animal knowing it's alive or about to die. A creature would have to possess the ability to understand life to understand death. Elephants, dolphins, apes and man have this ability. Empathy being the defining characteristic to "sentience".

That being said, you're an interesting person, do tell me more of your own personal life.

>> No.7017464

>>7017394
>There are no aliens
Stop

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7017465

>>7016718
So why do you drink it? Are you a nigger?

>> No.7017472

>>7016718
I enjoy the taste and as of 27 years of consumption I have seen no adverse effects.

Also anything less than whole is a perversion.

>> No.7017475

Why is it considered strange to drink human milk but it is perfectly acceptable to drink other animals?

I mean why is it considered to be taboo after infancy?

Milk from other animals is proven not to work well with our digestive system.

I just want to drink some human milk and make some human cheese with it for my sandwiches.

>> No.7017490

>>7017475

It's not taboo, an adult or large child cannot survive on milk alone, so chewing instincts develop when babies cut their milk teeth. If you've had babies you would know literally anything besides milk is exciting to them.

For a mother to produce the caloric and nutritional value through milk that regular food could give a grown man legs say. A woman would have to milk 8oz bottles every hour to keep up with the demand.

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>>7017458
dude! that is not pasta! that hurts to be dismissed as pasta because it's like my fucking view of the meaning of non mmeaning of life and how humanity is only special because we're not special at all but have what I feel an obligation to see our destinies as molders of existence through.


believe it or not, I'm unemployed and trying to make something out of my life. :(

>> No.7017498

>>7017492

Write a blog and shit post your beliefs on Christian image boards. Christians love a charity case. Get a good tan and say you're latino, watch the money flood in.

>> No.7017506

>>7017492
Please, please get screened.
It will only help.

>> No.7017511

>>7016734

i enjoyed this post. thank you for it

>> No.7017555

>>7017498
>>7017506

Hahahaha! Never change, assholes.

>> No.7017563

>>7017475
human milk products don't taste very good due to low fat content. cow milk is tasty because cows are huge and need fat.

human milk ice cream exists though.

>> No.7017600

>>7017563
Human milk is in the same range as whole cow milk when it comes to fat content, 3-5%

You could also separate out the fat and make higher fat content human milk products or human cream/butter

>> No.7019404

Because I'm worth more than a cow?

>> No.7019410

>>7019404
I disagree

>> No.7019451

>>7017555
Quit gaslighting me you fucking shitlord

>> No.7020316

>>7017475
>proven not to work well with our digestive system
Only if your ancestors never developed the lactase enzyme. Then you're stuck eating yogurt unless you want to blow out the toilet every night. Camel milk is lactose free and easily digested.

>> No.7020345

Cucumber, Watermelon peanuts and sunflower seeds snd various other fruits and berries and vegitbles should solely be planted back into the earth. If you eat them you are an abortionist.

>> No.7020371

>>7016768
>wet ass
proof

>> No.7020381

Oxygen is for Bane
So why do you breathe it? Are you Bane?

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7020389

>>7020381
top jej

>> No.7020390

Moo.

>> No.7020405

I can't drink milk any more, even though I'm a Norse Demi-god.
>probably my disgusting Walloon genes
Feels bad, man.

>> No.7020411

>>7020405
>Wallonia

That's the silliest name for a place.

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7020416

If you aren't vegan then you are human filth.

>> No.7020424

>>7020405
>Holland is retarded
>France is retarded
>Two retarded retards get a retarded babby and names it Belgium
>Literally the most retarded country in Western Europe
Enjoy your retarded genes, m80

>> No.7020523

Plants are for cows

>> No.7020590

>>7017465
cultural appropriation

>> No.7020791

>>7019451
I am the lord of the shits that is true.

But you only gaslight yourself anon.

>> No.7023126

>>7016823
>cows
>bacon
>related
omg are you retarded?

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>>7023126

>> No.7023176

>>7023126
https://youtu.be/rDQz-vYhqKs

>> No.7023367

>>7016828
>No creature on earth besides humans drink milk past infancy

Not true faggot. Ants drink aphid milk. Checkmate motherfucker.

>> No.7023371

>>7023367

Insects don't have mammary glands...because they're not mammals.

Don't go full retard again, thanks.

>> No.7023404

>>7017356
nature made us what we are, mate.

>> No.7023411

>>7023371
>no creature on earth besi-
>ants do it
>uh... w-well, no other mammal on earth besides humans drink milk past infancy
cats do it whenever possible, but they shouldn't because it's bad for them
milk is bad for us, but we still drink it