/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7069896]

Why do females enjoy wasting so much good fruit? It must be for attention, isn't it

[Anonymous No.7069904]

I've never seen anyone do this in real life. Also, I'd think they could in fact eat it later, so it isn't necessarily wasted.

[Anonymous No.7069908]

>>7069904
Most of them don't eat it or even really drink the water either. They carry it around the office for attention and they all compliment each others fruit waste.

[Anonymous No.7069922]

Sounds like hollywood chicks that keep little kids and small dogs in their purses or adopt nigger babbies for the look at me look at me factor, like that fucking pathetic wretch angelina jolie.

[Anonymous No.7069928]

I do it with lemons in a nalgene water bottle

it's good if you want an alternative to sugary soda I think although I personally prefer straight munchin on a kiwi instead of drowning it

[Anonymous No.7069936]

>>7069928
Lemons and limes are different, the juice makes water good and they're really cheap. If your floating raspberries and kiwis in your bottle you deserve to be drug out to the streets and executed.

[Anonymous No.7069939]

They do it because they see other females do it or they've seen it on pinterest/tumblr etc

[Anonymous No.7069940]

>>7069896
My wife bought a Voss bottle, yes you read that right an empty fucking Voss bottle, to do this shit and she genuinely believes it's a healthy and innovative thing to do.

[Anonymous No.7069941]

Dear OP, answer is yes.

[Anonymous No.7069942]

>>7069940
You need to control your bitch senpai

[Anonymous No.7069944]

>this thread again

I've literally never seen anyone do this.

[Anonymous No.7069947]

>>7069942
I did. I disciplined her by fucking her in the ass.

[Anonymous No.7069951]

>>7069896
This type of drink is called detox drink. Where the acids and everything from the citrus and acidic fruits will be in the water. This is good to drink as the acids will help you break down fat in your body etc. Mainly people who are on a diet or trying to get in shape will have this drink

>>7069908
Calories. Water is zero calories. The calories in fruit, although less than other food, add up pretty easily.

[Anonymous No.7069955]

>>7069944
This. I only ever see this shit as advertisements for that stupid bottle.

[Anonymous No.7069976]

>>7069944
It's always a "VOSS" bottle.

Its always a woman.

[Anonymous No.7069977]

>>7069896
That dark blue ocean looks amazing. It makes me happy, would rather a fruit platter in the foreground tho

[Anonymous No.7069978]

>>7069951
That's a load of horse shit

[Anonymous No.7069983]

>>7069977

It's filters, anon.

[Anomynous No.7070006]

>>7069896

Because they're basic bitches.

[Anonymous No.7070009]

>>7069951
What you was said was one of the dumbest fucking things I've heard about detoxing.
Focus and please pass the third grade.

[Anonymous No.7070017]

>>7069978
There's a reason people from flyover states are so obese, they don't believe in food science and stuff their face with casserole and mayo.

If you stopped drinking HFS soda and switched to VOSS bottles full of water and fruits you'd see results in no time.
Maybe you wouldn't even get cu/ck/ed anymore by your wife if you had a more attractive body.

[Anonymous No.7070023]

Because though it is very likely without much use or purpose, it is a very colourful and pretty display of something that most people like. It's like a fruit lava lamp or one of those silly portable goldfish belts. I had never even seen or heard of this before but now I am intrigued because the OP image draws me in with its pretty floating fruit

[Anonymous No.7070033]

I do something kinda like this. Usually strawberry, pineapple, and lemon. But I eat the fruit after even if it's a little bitter. I prefer using frozen fruit so it keeps the drink cold.

My manager went on a rampage trying to get my coworkers to take pictures of theirs. It was annoying. I kinda just do whatever and keep my head down. She's crazy.

[Anonymous No.7070035]

>>7069951
ur an idiot :^)
>>7070017
ur an idiot :^)

[Anonymous No.7070084]

>>7070035
It's amazing how posters on a cooking board can be so ignorant about basic food science.

If you stopped cu/ck/posting about greaseburgers and other fast food for a week and read up on nutrition you'd understand why putting fruit in your water is beneficial.

[Anonymous No.7070153]

>>7070017
>
this is bait

[Anonymous No.7070154]

>>7070084
>
also bait

[Anonymous No.7070196]

>>7069951
This is Bullshit.

>>7069951
>Calories. Water is zero calories. The calories in fruit, although less than other food, add up pretty easily.
Not if you leech out some sugar from fruits.

[Anonymous No.7070204]

>>7069896

Everything women do nowadays has something to do with attention, literally everything, just think about it for a minute.

[Anonymous No.7070207]

>>7070084
Cheeseburgers are some of the most nutritious foods you can eat. Vitamin enriched wheat flour buns and calorie-rich, protein-rich meat patties.

Fruit, on its own, is pretty superfluous to consume. Not calorie-dense at all, mediocre fiber and pathetic protein content. Vitamin and fiber amounts are absolutely laughable when comparing them to most vegetables.

Fruit is an ingredient. If you're eating fruit because you think it's healthful, you've been mislead.

[Anonymous No.7070210]

>>7070017
>>7070084
Real science > marketing buzzwords and #trendy shit

[Anonymous No.7070227]

>>7070207
They're TOO nutritious unless you work in a steel mill and can burn all these calories.

When you sit in your basement and argue about which fast food chain gets you the most grease per dollar spent in these burger threads all day you would be better off just eating some fruit and drinking water instead of faygo.

If you had the will power to limit yourself to just one cheeseburger a day it might not even be that bad, sadly most people eat a huge pile of fries too.

When the amount of calories in your burger could nurture an African family for a week the balance is just off.
They're mostly empty carbs and transfats, you're basically slowly killing your organs by eating them.

>>7070210
Except ~real science~ proves that fruit are good for you.
Water that has been flavoured with fresh fruits is obviously even better for you than just plain water, what's so hard to understand?

[Anonymous No.7070229]

>>7069896
Did this with frozen strawberries once when I ran out of ice.
>Actually pretty good

Also before I moved out used to only enjoy water with a bit of lemon in it because my home towns water tasted so bad not even a filter jug would help it.
Now where I live I just drink straight from the tap because it tastes so good.

[Anonymous No.7070243]

>>7069951
You can just tell this is a female post

[Anonymous No.7070293]

>>7070227
>Water that has been flavoured with fresh fruits is obviously even better for you than just plain water, what's so hard to understand?
Where are the proofs?
I'm willing to pop the $6 on a 6 ouncer of 'sparagus water but you gotta push me past the line, senpai.

[Anonymous No.7070302]

>>7070293
It is a way to detox and get the antioxidants and vitamins your body needs without increasing calorie intake.

http://www.realityofyou.com/clean-eating-challenge-5-best-detox-fruit-waters-day-16/

[Anonymous No.7070304]

>>7069922
calm down

[Anonymous No.7070312]

there is somebody in here who posts sibil kekilli and voss detox quack

[Anonymous No.7070313]

>>7070302
>http://www.realityofyou.com/clean-eating-challenge-5-best-detox-fruit-waters-day-16/
>no citations anywhere
>I also took kickass photos with my brother’s camera, and may or may not have told the cucumber water to “work it” and show off that “smize.”

However, there is evidence that shows antioxidants (http://www.science20.com/blog/antioxidants_dont_work_no_one_wants_hear_it-81428)) and detoxing (http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/dec/05/detox-myth-health-diet-science-ignorance)) are top-tier charlatan foolishness.

Once you boil it all down, it looks like you're a fag for sure.

[Anonymous No.7070321]

>>7070302
>It is a way to detox

what a load of hippo shit

[Anonymous No.7070347]

>>7070017
nice bait

[Anonymous No.7070391]

>>7070313
The Guardian article doesn't refute that fruits and water are good for you, it says the opposite actually.
They're not telling you to eat at Taco Bell every day

The guy who wrote the science20 piece (and owns the website) is some fox news 'personality' with a journalism degree.

Try again when you have actual scientists to back up that drinking fruit water isn't healthy and you should gobble down soda instead.

>“The ultimate lifestyle ‘detox’ is not smoking, exercising and enjoying a healthy balanced diet like the Mediterranean diet.”
> A red chequered table cloth adorned with meats, fish, olive oil, cheeses, salads, wholegrain cereals, nuts and fruits. All these foods give the protein, amino acids, unsaturated fats, fibre, starches, vitamins and minerals to keep the body – and your immune system, the biggest protector from ill-health – functioning perfectly.

[Anonymous No.7070422]

>>7070391

Why the fuck do you add <young smiling person> to every post? Are you so retarded you think it adds to you argument?

>but whatever, actually it helps to see your posts for what they are

[Anonymous No.7070426]

>>7070084
>Drinking acidic water all day and hoping to have teeth three years from now.

BUT I WAS LOSING MY GUT BY FOLLOWING THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK THAT DOCTORS DON"T WANT ME TO KNOW!

Calories in < Calories out + varied diet of veggies, fruit, fish, meat, and grains while balancing macro's.

Why do I waste my time on bait?

[Anonymous No.7070432]

>>7070302
>clean-eating-challenge-5-best-detox-fruit-waters
Next up, 12 ways to drive your man crazy.

[Anonymous No.7070448]

>>7070426
eh, the detox shit might be crazy but eating some citrus fruits won't fuck up your teeth unless you have really poor hygiene.

[Anonymous No.7070455]

>>7069896
Seek therapy for your woman paranoia.

[Anonymous No.7070465]

>>7070422
nice argument nigger

[Anonymous No.7070470]

Never forget to turn the label around so everyone can see you're using a shitty VOSS plastic bottle.

[Anonymous No.7070472]

It's just a shitty meme OP. It'll be over soon like Pho or salted caramel

[Anonymous No.7070474]

>>7070448
well if people are as anal about detoxing, hopefully they're brushing their teeth regularly.

though a diet of nothing BUT highly acidic drinks to detoxify yourself is unhealthy.
re: where do you get calcium?
also ulcers are a thing with highly acidic food.

[Anonymous No.7070476]

>>7070472
Pho is timeless you nigger

[Anonymous No.7070477]

>>7069951
This type of post is called female post. Where naivety and everything shallow, hollow and stupid pours from human brain. This is a shit quality post, good to remind you that your typical female counterpart holds brain capacity equal to a nigger. Mainly people, who have vagina will write such posts.

[Anonymous No.7070481]

>>7070476
It's a meme food since around 2010

[Anonymous No.7070487]

>>7070477
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.7070488]

>>7070426
It's the opposite actually, lemon water is amazing for your health.

http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/health-benefits-drinking-lemoninfused-water-5500.html

>>7070474
You get calcium from your other meals, eat some yoghurt with musli for breakfast or a kefir-spinach smoothie for lunch.

This thread confirms all my prejudices about /ck/, there's 40 posts that seriously try to argue that adding some vitamins and antioxidants to your water is bad for you.

I hope you're just baiting and don't actually have such poor diets.

[Anonymous No.7070489]

>>7070487
/ck/ should just be nuked since over half of the posts are retarded /pol/ nonsense instead of /ck/ related things.

[Anonymous No.7070493]

>>7070477

[Anonymous No.7070494]

>>7070472
>meme food
While just thinking of that term feels gross, I can't think of a better explanation for it.
It's basically petty people eating foods they're told to eat by Pinterest/Facebook instead of trying and eating foods because they genuinely want to try it.

[Anonymous No.7070504]

>>7070488
Stop posting trannies, people are trying to eat.

[Anonymous No.7070525]

>>7070488
>lemon water is amazing for your health.
Nothing to do with what I was talking about but sure, why not.

For anyone interested
http://www.dental-professional.com/Conditions_AcidErosion.aspx

And this one is more suited for you my independent third wave friend.
http://www.womenshealthmag.com/health/bad-foods-for-teeth

[Anonymous No.7070531]

>>7069951
> the acids will help you break down fat in your body
do you know what fat is?
I'll give you a clue
they're made of acid for the most part

now they aren't the same acids, but still, just read a book ffs and you'll know why what you wrote is bullshit

[Anonymous No.7070545]

>>7070494
Pretty much

Multi-coloured fruit in water bottles is immensely instagrammable

[Anonymous No.7070553]

>>7069951
>>7070017
>>7070084
>>7070227
>>7070302
>>7070391
>>7070488

Who are these juice sluices?

[Anonymous No.7070565]

>>7070553
>juice sluice

It's a fondant fountain

[Anonymous No.7070568]

>>7069951
just eat a fucking lemon then

[Anonymous No.7070608]

>>7070565

eh, alliteration doesn't really meme as well in our target demographics like rhyming does, if I were to be putting forth my honest account of the situation as I saw it, my relation.

[Anonymous No.7070660]

>>7069896
It looks cool.
That is why

[Anonymous No.7070781]

>>7069908
How do you know? Do you follow them around to observe that they really never drink the water or eat the fruit?

[Anonymous No.7070788]

It's for the attention. They post this shit with their expensive jewelry / shoes and post it all over their social media. It's the same reason women buy expensive purses- it's a signal to other males that 'you can't afford me'

https://www.pinterest.com/explore/voss-water/

[Anonymous No.7070789]

>>7070781
>Do you follow them around

You know it

[Anonymous No.7070793]

>>7070006
This is alcohol. it's delicious

[Anonymous No.7070796]

Tbh the only person I know who does this is a straight dude and he says it tastes good. Guys are as big attentionwhores as women, but no one pays attention to you so people don't notice it.

[Anonymous No.7070800]

>>7070470
>shitty VOSS plastic bottle.
>plastic

[Anonymous No.7070802]

>>7069936
it's $0.30 for an entire kiwi. I think it may be within by budget to make kiwi water if i damn well please

[Anonymous No.7070825]

>>7070472
Salted caramel is a meme? It's pretty good, those werter's or whatever the fuck they're called are delicious. Also I forget the brand but there's this one salted caramel ice cream that isn't too expensive but it's fantastic.

[Anonymous No.7070836]

>>7069978
>>7070009
>>7070196
>>7070243
>>7070477
>>7070531
>>7070568

Baited hard :^)

[Anonymous No.7070839]

People buy Voss for the glass, it's half its cost/worth. The water is just a bonus. I really can't tell the difference between these high end waters and regular purified water.

[Anonymous No.7070930]

Every time a 4chan post has some kind of slant against all women I lose my shit

[Anonymous No.7070947]

This is literally some top tier bait. Do you not see the 3D waifu faggotry and the lack of any fucking real science?

[Anonymous No.7070953]

>>7070839
>People buy Voss for the glass
...to do what with?

[Anonymous No.7071148]

>>7069951

[Anonymous No.7071347]

>>7070781
Yes I do

[Anonymous No.7071351]

>>7070953
to use as a refillable bottle for their water
it's a trendy look that people enjoy
go bitch about people buying apple products next I wanna see you get riled up

[Anonymous No.7071357]

>>7069940

Voss is overpriced but it's like 5 dollars so why not just get a full one

[Anonymous No.7071374]

>>7071148

[Anonymous No.7071375]

>>7071374
thumbnails

[Anonymous No.7071391]

>>7069951
>>7070017
>>7070084
>>7070227
>>7070302
>>7070391
>>7070488

>[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.7071404]

>>7070565
I would literally fuck the shit out of him

[Anonymous No.7071437]

I'm surprised so many people have never seen this. I have regularly seen girls I work with do this since 2011
also they don't eat the fruit after because it gets all mushy in the water

[Anonymous No.7071439]

>>7071404

[Anonymous No.7071440]

>>7070800
They come in plastic varieties too fgt

[Anonymous No.7071451]

>>7071439

gotta luv dat weiner!

[Anonymous No.7072406]

>>7069940
>she genuinely believes it's a healthy and innovative thing to do.

10 bucks says she has one of those "live laugh love" signs around.

[Anonymous No.7072414]

>>7070836
>hurriwasonlypretendingtoberetarded.jpg

[Anonymous No.7072417]

>>7069928
Lemon water is the only thing that keeps me going in rushes at work.

[Anonymous No.7072609]

>>7070788
i wasn't prepared for that link

I raged

[Anonymous No.7072612]

>>7072417
>>7069928
Glad to see there's some anons here that know how to take care of themselves!

[Anonymous No.7072622]

>>7069904
when I was in Highschool they all had those shits none of them lost any weight anyway kek

[Anonymous No.7072632]

>>7070553

[Anonymous No.7072648]

>good fruit

So nobody's going to point out that the fruit these women are buying is typical grocery store fruit that isn't anything to get precious over? No? Well, okay then.

[Anonymous No.7072697]

How bout using it for other uses like storing pasta?

[Anonymous No.7072699]

[Anonymous No.7072726]

>>7069896
>wahh why do women do things I don't like
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.7072733]

>>7070553
It's Sibel Kekili, ex porn star that played that whore on Game of Thrones