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>>7146029
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mods are asleep, post maangchi.

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>> No.7146072

>>7146059
that's a funny way to make biscuits...

>> No.7146080

>>7146072
yeah man i cook mine in the microwave

>> No.7146088

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>> No.7146103

>>7146021
This is a fucking war crime

Post the source now

>> No.7146107

>>7146103

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkAnSaAytds

>> No.7146156

>>7146103
>source
>has never known the joy of the glorious thing that is batsu
you get in here right now and don't stop watching until I tell you to
http://vaughnlive.tv/ducktoaster

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Pretty sure these are cooking related. Hard to tell with just one frame for a thumbnail

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Someone have the one of a girl on the Gordon Ramsay kids challenge whatever, where she runs over and has her dad open a jar?

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>> No.7146229

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMe_3YR3yR8

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>> No.7146377

>>7146236
holy shit I want to punch her in the mouth

>> No.7146457

>>7146072
Those are buns, you dimwit

>> No.7146469

>>7146236

>MARIE! How the fuck does this manual focus work?

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>> No.7146894

>>7146868
So oily but I'm sure it's delicious. If you ate that even once a week I think you'll have health issues fairly quickly, though. The sausage going into the egg is nsfw.

>> No.7146897

>>7146868
why would you want all that shit to be separated? might as well cook the vegetables in the bacon and sausage fat

>> No.7146902

>>7146894
How is that nsfw? I love to dip my sausage in the yolk. You're a fag

>> No.7146960

>>7146169
spontaneous laughter combustion

>> No.7146981

>>7146902
hahahahagay ass btitbomg dicking is uggsha haha

>> No.7147003

>>7146897
Seriously, what a shitty example of the uses for that pan. The only thing in there worth separating is the beans.

Cook four different omelettes and some mushrooms or something. Even then it's a stupid pan because the partitions all different sizes.

>> No.7147042

>>7146177
>mental illness

>> No.7147076

>>7146177
brutal

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>>7146160
evrytime

>> No.7147196

>>7146021
I can't stop laughing

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>> No.7147405

>>7146868
>beans and tomatoes for breakfast
>putting sausage in yolk

??????

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>>7146160
I can hear the music in my head.

>> No.7147431

>>7147405
It's called a full english breakfast, it's pretty good.

>> No.7147833

>>7147431
Would be good if you used better beans than the flavorless shit Heinz beans that seem to be standard with English breakfasts.

>> No.7148110

>>7146868
Putting it all in at the same time? So massively overcooked egg, burnt bacon and caught beans by the time the sausages are done?

What a shit pan as well, why would you want it separated from the bacon and sausage fat?

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>>7146021
think this is the right one.

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>>7148122
yeah it was.

>> No.7148136

>>7147833
Traditional english breakfast uses home made baked beans
I always add black (blood) pudding but I guess that's a scottish thing

>> No.7148139

>>7146177
>straps

>> No.7148140

>>7146059
I-is this supposed to turn you on?

I-it's not supposed to turn you on, r-right?

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>>7148122
Friendly reminder that all crotch monsters born after Y2K should be euthanized for the good of humanity.

>> No.7148166

>>7148122
I'm fucking tripping balls

>> No.7148171

I was about to comment the same thing, but then I figured the sausages are fully cooked and they were just marking them, the bacon is paper thin prosciutto, which is fully cured and takes very little time to crisp. The egg would still be over cooked by my reckoning, but it's possible to get some grill marks on sausage by the time the egg is hard cooked and not yet blasted to oblivion. I agree though, that pan is autistic.

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>> No.7148226

>>7148197

Holy fuck is that batter thick

>> No.7148482

>>7148122
There is only one thing that bothers me of this webm.

The lemon is backwards.

>> No.7148525

>>7146059
I'll stare at food pics for days but I've always found the cut-every-2-seconds style of food pornish gifs/webms to be offputting as fuck

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>>7146021
ZEIN
OUTO

>> No.7148555

>>7148122
When he cut that light bulp I thought I'd have a fucking aneurysm. Just thinking of the texture of cutting it.

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>> No.7148609

>>7148555
Are you literally autistic?

>> No.7148626

>>7148609
Not him but have you never cut glass with a knife?

>> No.7148837

>>7148562
>that oildripping over freshly baked bread at 0:32
I came. Fuck I love fancier restaurants that serve bread and oil.

>> No.7148855

>>7148181
can't wait until we kill off all manual labor poorfag scum and replace them with robots

>> No.7148860

>>7146236
I heard that she was always a little off. But after her son died she went off the deep end and ended up recovering a bit and now does this.

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>>7146236
is that...is that a butter knife?

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>>7148855
then more people will be on walfare and your taxes will be raised to fund the influx of welfare recipients. winner is you!

>> No.7148876

>>7148872
that was rude, the poor guy was just hungry.

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>>7148562
>those pomegranite seeds
>that egg
>that bread
>actually that whole webm

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>> No.7148890 [DELETED] 

>>7148872
I kind of feel bad for the poor dude, I don't know why. If he was trying to steal money for alcohol I'd beat his ass but he was hungry in the rain. If I was the driver I would buy him a burger. I never give money to beggars but sometimes if I see a homeless person sitting around I'll ask them if they'd like anything to eat or drink, no booze.

>> No.7148891

>>7148529
i can feel my wallet melting away

>> No.7148899

>>7148872
That was actually really cruel...I don't know if you anons have ever been exposed to the elements with wet clothes, but it can be deadly.

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>> No.7149036

>>7146059
Has she always been that big

>> No.7149119

>>7146162
Does it really happened in the anime?

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>>7146021
Do americans really do this?

>> No.7149148

>>7148150
That guy's like 30. Are you fucked in the head?

>> No.7149152

>>7148482
>lemon

>> No.7149159

>>7148609
It's like nails on a chalkboard, anon.

>> No.7149163

>>7148872
I hope that employee winds up homeless one day. What a piece of shit. Just ask him to leave if he's being a real problem.

>> No.7149166

>>7149139
Only when we're deeling extra fancy

>> No.7149180

>>7149139
>he's never had a McShabuShabu

>> No.7149264

>>7147110
Now that's a damn sharp knife. Holy fuck.

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>>7146868
>just fry fucking everything
Jesus christ England
>actually literally frying fruit
the ONE THING on that that could have been halfway decent and they coated it in grease and ruined it just, no wonder they're the most obese city in the planet

>> No.7149283

>>7148136
Traditional english breakfast uses home made baked beans

LOL

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Don't forget .gifs

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>>7149119
It was a side thing, like an 11 minute episode included in a video game that got released a year or two ago. Not part of the comic/show.

>> No.7149296

>>7149278
>England
>most obese
>city
>in the planet

10/10 got me good.

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>> No.7149307

>>7149299
God I love informercial world.

Someone should make an Wizard of Oz type movie where the main character gets transported to the land that all of these people come from.

>> No.7149334

>>7149307
Thank you. I will credit you when it releases.

>> No.7149381

>>7146059
>Tfw no quirky noona gf almost twice your age to cook for you and make you laugh

>> No.7149391

>>7148872
what a cunt

>> No.7149446

>>7146170
hamster's a cheater he didnt actually swallow them

>> No.7149455

>>7148891

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOjY61tlh98

>> No.7149512

>>7148175
I wish I could do that

>> No.7149518

>>7149139

>eating with sticks

No, we are not retarded.

>> No.7149524

>>7149148
What guy? You can tell how old an anonymous poster is based on the image he reposted? I'm referring to the other thread where some underage b& didn't recognize monopoly pieces

>> No.7149568

>>7146103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLoLsftmLAo

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>>7148184
why in the FUCK they don't turn the hotdog so it's fully filled with the gruyère.
>my day is screwed, I'm back on the liquor

>> No.7149574

>>7146168
Goodfellas was amazing

>> No.7149579

>>7149570
Alcohol is a drink

>> No.7149582

>>7148876
>>7148890
>>7148899
>>7149163
>>7149391
>3 seconds of video is the end all equivalent of that situation

guy was probably a drunkard and had been at it all fucking day, honestly he could just ask for food somewhere other than trying to literally steal it at the goddamn drive through

>> No.7149802

>>7146059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWEOVo3JAP8

>> No.7149810

>>7149570
>gruyère
What
I thought it was raclette

>> No.7149893

>>7149810
it is, I fucked up

>> No.7149955

>>7146902
>I think they mean it's pornographic
>Like, it's a joke

How's aspergers working out for you?

>> No.7149966

>>7146981
I'm willing to call an ambulance if you're having a stroke.

>> No.7149968

>>7148110
>come to /ck/
>expect people who know how to cook
>instead find people who think the heat on a large rectangular frying pan would be evenly distributed.

>> No.7149982

>>7146894
No.

You could eat that once a day and be perfectly healthy.

Nutrition isn't magic, it's not like oil is a potion of bad health. A balanced diet means getting a bit of fat and grease in you, and the best time to do that is in the morning. Having meals like this later in the day can make you put on weight, but not necessarily.

Also, they're whole foods, which generally take more energy to process.

>> No.7150290

>>7149982
>You could eat a full English everyday and be healthy
>muh whole foods

The fact that someone said this without the intent to troll (I'm assuming) is pathetic. Please do eat that everyday for even a year and see what it does to your body and cholesterol. Nutrition isn't magic but you can't just treat your body like a garbage dump and expect it to respond well.

>> No.7150294

>>7150290

My grandfather ate a "full english" for breakfast nearly every day of his adult life. He wasn't overweight and lived to be 93. Didn't seem to cause him any problems. It's called "being active" and not sitting around on your butt all day...

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>>7146868
>>7148184
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>> No.7150370

>>7150294
He's clearly a fucking moron anon.
Dietary cholesterol has literally fucking nothing to do with blood serum cholesterol. This is a proven scientific fact.
What raises blood serum cholesterol? Sugar!

>> No.7150568

>>7146236
gets the job done

>> No.7150588

>>7150370
Are you the same guy that posts about sugar and keto all of the time? I wish you would put on a trip so I could filter you.

>> No.7150599

>>7148184

I lived in France for a year and almost bought a cheap, home raclette thing like pic related.

Then I moved back home and remembered that finding raclette cheese was even more difficult than finding a decent baguette, and it wouldn't have been worth it.

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>>7150599

>like pic related

>> No.7150640

>>7146168
not going to lie.. that kinda gave me an erection.

>> No.7150684

>>7150640

>invest a little money in a decent knife and you can do the same thing with much less effort

This is why cheap fags should stay out of knife threads. Most people simply have never used a really good knife and go on to brag about how a $20 chef's knife works just fine for them.

>> No.7150715

>>7150588
simple sugars are the single worst thing you can put into your body on a regular basis, nutritionally speaking