Look at that isn't it beautiful? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ7joVZIJc

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Anonymous Tue Dec 8 09:52:11 2015 No.7149678 [Reply] [Original]

Look at that isn't it beautiful?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ7joVZIJc

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:04:42 2015 No.7149695
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>>7149678
>fridgerator

This man never stops pissing me the fuck off. It's like he intentionally acts like a stupid fucking stereotypical cu/ck/ american to get views and it's fucking working. The only thing that tells me that this guy is for real is the fact that his youngest son is as fucking stupid as he is and his wife is a retarded hamplanet aswell.

Christ i love to hate King Ja/ck/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:09:13 2015 No.7149699 >>7149695 >lie and say gf instead of mom I've done that a couple times before. It sucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:16:37 2015 No.7149713 Why is his washer and dryer in his kitchen? I've never seen another house with a setup like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:22:17 2015 No.7149720 >>7149678 "Nothings beautiful like a barbecue sauce that just hangs."

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 10:59:27 2015 No.7149790 Why the fuck does /ck/ keep giving money to this disgusting waste of space? I'm waiting for the day he goes out like joey threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:42:49 2015 No.7149918 >>7149713 Really? It's common as fuck here :/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:48:35 2015 No.7149935 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss5Y2mAEHYQ

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:49:02 2015 No.7149936 >>7149713 Where do you live? I've lived in several countries and it isn't abnormal to do this. I'm assuming America since your paper houses are cheap as fuck so presumably everyone has a basement or utility room?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:54:34 2015 No.7149948 Thanks for the new cooking channel OP. Gives me great ideas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:56:09 2015 No.7149949 >>7149936 I'm american and it's not uncommon. My house is setup like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 11:59:44 2015 No.7149963 How much chorizo do you put in your stuffing /ck/? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxxpC6GJwEE

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:02:32 2015 No.7149974 >>7149935 >that dead look in his eyes are the internet trolls getting to him?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 12:20:48 2015 No.7150025 >>7149974 It's probably arterial plaque and diabetes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:11:52 2015 No.7150197 >that's just my gardener How the fuck does Jack have so much money?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 13:25:01 2015 No.7150248

>>7150197
He lives in Tennessee and his wife has a real job. TN generally has a low cost of living, low property values and low labor rates compared to states like CA, TX, etc. Of course certain areas will be more affluent and expensive but Ja/ck/ definitely isn't in those areas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:26:47 2015 No.7150425 Is Ja/ck/ an immortal /ck/ meme? He has been fucking up food on youtube for 8 years and shows no improvement except with video production quality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:29:12 2015 No.7150434 >>7149974 It's a mayonnaise and salmonella hangover.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:30:59 2015 No.7150438 >>7150425 Jackposting is like our version of baneposting. He's a big cook.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:37:06 2015 No.7150463 >>7149963 He pronounce "chorizo" correctly just once and that irritated me.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 14:39:35 2015 No.7150479

>>7149699
The thing is, just yesterday I considered typing that for the very first time. I thought about it, but then I was like, no, you've made your bed and you have to lay in it. You can't lie. You live at your parents house and your 26, you've never had a gf a day in your life, and you cannot lie about this. So then I just said my mom.
Glad I didn't type that in the end. I didn't break.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:07:26 2015 No.7150571 >The heat is like burning my mouth. It's AWESOME!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:09:56 2015 No.7150583 >>7150571 >smoked paprika, cayenne, his bbq sauce >""""""""""""""heat"""""""""""""

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:11:34 2015 No.7150587 >>7150583 think he may have meant the temperature. it's a retarded thing to say either way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:12:13 2015 No.7150590 >>7150438 four u

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:13:23 2015 No.7150591 >>7150438 >jackposting is like our version of baneposting This is why this shit should be banned outright. Are there even any mods that frequent /ck/ anymore?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:13:30 2015 No.7150592 >>7150587 nah, right after he says that he talks about the spices

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:21:46 2015 No.7150619 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJJ-iQkbRNE what happened to cause him to disable comments

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:22:42 2015 No.7150624 >>7150591 Yes, I get banned frequently. They seem to check it once a day around 11. A.m.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:26:32 2015 No.7150634 >>7150624 Honest question: Why do you keep coming back if it's obvious you're e not wanted here?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:28:07 2015 No.7150638 >>7150634 >>7150634 the mods are not welcome here

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:29:33 2015 No.7150646

>>7150591
Dear god, slow your fucking roll partner. 4chan isn't about fucking nazi no-fun boards. There are general rules, but unless you're really just shitposting and pissing people off, or breaking global rules, you're not going to get banned. What, do you think they just hand out bans left and right for anything? You're a joke, piss off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:30:44 2015 No.7150650 >>7150638 That's not an answer to my question anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:37:43 2015 No.7150672 >>7150646 >every board should be just like /b/ No. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:38:21 2015 No.7150675 >>7150634 >>7150650 He got banned, there's your answer

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:41:00 2015 No.7150677 >>7149678 first time browsing /ck/ Is that the fucking guy who cried about his barbecue sauce or whatever on TV?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:42:29 2015 No.7150682 >>7150479 >26 fucking hell I really hope I get out of here soon. I'm only 20 and the walls are closing in on me. Can't imagine six more fucking years.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:42:39 2015 No.7150683 >>7150677 You mean King Ja/ck/ "Cu/ck/ Wild" Scalfatty, yes. It was on the West Texas Investor's Club Season 1 Episode 2.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:46:11 2015 No.7150697

>>7150683
I really hope the rest of his content is as entertaining as that was. Is he a general shitfuck or was that just an outlier? Looking at the videos on his channel it looks like he cooks out of a box a lot for someone who tapes them self doing it.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:49:47 2015 No.7150706

>>7150697
> looks like he cooks out of a box a lot
that's basically what he does, though there are times where he uses fresher ingredients then pats himself on the back the entire time for cutting up some carrots.

the thing I enjoy most about Jack is that he seems like a bumbling idiot, then you think well he seems like a nice Christian man despite being willfully ignorant, then you realize his ignorance stretches far and wide actually making him a kind of terrible person.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:53:10 2015 No.7150721

>>7150672
>2015
>still taking things out of context
Yeah, that'd be true if that was what I was saying and somehow /b/ had rules, but apparently you can't read/you have no concept of the rules or how they work. Try again later.

Keep submitting that janitor application, pal, it's not happening for a reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:54:41 2015 No.7150726 >>7150721 watch out bro, he might report you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 15:57:20 2015 No.7150733 his jewbook page has a video that shows those nuwave guys at his house

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:00:45 2015 No.7150738

>>7150721

That other anon compared jack to baneposting (this is probably him after resetting his router >>7150726).

Try visiting /tv/; it's a complete wasteland of shitposting at this point.

Why would you want those anons coming to slower interest boards, where all they want to do is troll people actually interested in the board topic, or spam "dank memes"?

Sage for meta shit...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:02:11 2015 No.7150743 >>7150738 I hope you get reported too

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:02:35 2015 No.7150744 >>7150733 Speaking of, when is the nuwave commercial with Ja/ck/ going to air?

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:26:11 2015 No.7150799

>>7150738
Why so extreme broseph?
Just because /tv/ is rekt, doesn't mean this cu/ck/ central is going down because 2% of the posts here are the guys joking around about King Jack. Not to mention, it's cooking related, so not off topic. So tell me this, what would you even ban request this for? And why are you implying I want those anons? Also if you knew anything about the rules to start with announcing sage is against rules. learn2read

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:43:53 2015 No.7150844 >>7149678 I fucking hate jackoff with a passion, and his seasonings are shit, but other than that... pulled pork and rolls is pulled pork and rolls. Would demolish

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:44:07 2015 No.7150845

>>7150799

>also if you knew anything about the rules to start with announcing sage is against rules
>learn2read

Actually, anon, the point of sage is to not bump a thread with an off-topic reply.

Announcing a polite sage lets other anons know that you are aware that you have gone on a tangent irrelevant to the topic of the thread and/or board.

The rules put "saged" in quotation marks, and add it as an addendum to the "no announcing reports" rule, as a way of saying that you should not use "sage" as a form of "downvoting" a thread.

>the more you know

As a side note, jack is hardly more cooking related than joey was. It's just an e-celeb circlejerk that tends to reach the bump limit, and then immediately start over with exactly the same content reposted, ad infinitum.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:46:04 2015 No.7150847 whatever companies keep sending him kitchen gadgets to review are really good at market research

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:54:05 2015 No.7150864 >>7149936 Last month it was our paper houses were outrageously priced and more expensive than our Yuro counterparts, now their cheap as fuck? I thought you guys had bidets? No need to keep pulling shit out your ass.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 16:57:41 2015 No.7150879

>>7150845
I know you hate it, but unfortunatly for you, these threads are allowed. Reguardless of your opinion on the matter, any cooking discussion, even youtube cooking channels, are open, and can't be deleted for off-topicness as they simply do not fall under that catagory. Don't believe me? Try reporting it and see if anything happens.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:00:56 2015 No.7150888

>>7150879
They report them for advertising which is bullshit because most of this board is about brand-name food, fast food, brand-name kitchen gear, celebrity chefs, and youtube. Every now and then you get OC from some whackjob making something intentionally disgusting and of course the usual shitposting about nothing.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 17:31:19 2015 No.7150969

>>7150879

I don't outright hate jack threads; but I do dislike the posters these threads attract, and how they have brought /general/ "culture" to /ck/.

It's basically no different than joey threads, which are deleted.

As far as these threads break the rules, there was, up until recently, an advertising/commercial spam option in the report menu, and jack has probably gotten more views in the past 6 months with his videos being spammed on /ck/ than he had in the previous 8 or so years he'd been shitting up the internet with his videos.

As much as the people posting it might be joking, it's disgusting that his sauces probably get advertised here just as much as j-list...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:21:13 2015 No.7151222 >>7150969 >not using ad blockers constantly Get with the times, Jethro

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:24:33 2015 No.7151230 >>7150969 Please, this board has had shitposting and general fuckery since the beginning. Stop pretending that there was some golden age of /ck/.

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:44:39 2015 No.7151276

>>7151222

Ad blockers don't filter out the constant stream of BEST SAUCE EVER, dum dum.

>>7151230

As much as the, "[X] board (or 4chan in general) was always shit" argument used to hold up, you're an idiot if you haven't seen how bad things have become since this past summer.

>stop pretending that there was some golden age of /ck/

It might be blown out proportion compared to today's standards, but just a few years ago you'd be getting heart's advent calendar if you were frequenting /ck/, and pretty much every other name/trip considered /ck/ their home board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 19:46:02 2015 No.7151282 >>7150969 You're acting as if anyone on /ck/ of all places would buy his shitty sauces.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:04:37 2015 No.7151322 >>7151276 Uh then use filters on the catalog page or hide threads manually if you're such a sensitive faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:41:12 2015 No.7151397 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS7a58fN74c Jack did it again! This time he managed to use a smoker to make venison into jerky... TENDER!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 20:43:58 2015 No.7151402 >>7151276 >Anon doesn't appreciate the tripfag chemo Well I guess they all can't be winners can they

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:18:38 2015 No.7151511 >>7149974 only sentient beings look 'alive' in their eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:26:57 2015 No.7151533 >>7151322 >cancer threads attract cancerous posters >uhh, just filter the constant stream of shitposters if you don't like shitposting Great solution you've come up with there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 21:44:55 2015 No.7151597 >>7151533 Yeah cause deleting threads and banning people has been very effective thus far. Plus if you think it's so cancerous why the fuck are you even here, faggot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:14:37 2015 No.7151695 File: 134 KB, 1334x750, disgustingfatidiot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7150619 i bullied him a little while ago not that that has anything to do with it but i did do that. I'm sure he gets bullied a lot

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>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:25:17 2015 No.7151734 >>7149699 I'm a widower, sometimes I just say I'm divorced to make things less complicated. But then I wind up thinking about her and stay up all night just reme

Anonymous Tue Dec 8 22:28:07 2015 No.7151738

>>7149936
I've seen setups like this, it really just depends on the design of the home and how far they are willing to run power and water into other rooms. For some people it's easier to just run it all in the kitchen area. I have a separate area for my washer and dryer but that's because I had an available room right next to my water connection. There really isn't a need for a yurop/amerifat battle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:09:39 2015 No.7151857 https://youtu.be/9WU0c01ETgc

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 8 23:12:30 2015 No.7151865 >>7151717 >starting and ending a sentence with lol Time to enter the netherzone

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 00:56:46 2015 No.7152142 >tfw jack will never tell you to come on in close as he undoes his fly and his luscious rod penetrates your lips and the head of his dick gyrates against your tonsils, your tongue caressing his shaft, in and out, in and out

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 01:30:39 2015 No.7152233 >>7149678 >he used "pull pork" as a verb C'mon, Jack.

Anonymous Wed Dec 9 01:43:42 2015 No.7152262
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>>7150738

>tfw /tv/ used to be my main board
>then the faggotry got way out of hand
>the word kek has no meaning there
>tfw I started going to /v/ more often because I thought they were less awful
>/v/ was my salvation board
>/v/

At least /ck/ and /co/ are chill for the most part. Stay classy, Anons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 01:49:21 2015 No.7152276 >>7152262 >/co/ ew

Anonymous Wed Dec 9 02:19:53 2015 No.7152336
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YES

another Ja/ck/ the king cvck

Just watched his episode on the western texas investors club. I gotta say that meltdown at the end was really pathetic, people have cried over worse things

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 02:29:23 2015 No.7152350 >>7150847 or really fucking terrible

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 02:30:01 2015 No.7152352 >>7150425 One meme to rule them all

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 12:41:05 2015 No.7153302 File: 726 KB, 696x846, Screen Shot 2015-12-09 at 12.40.01 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack's shit is so fucked up that the JUST photoshop would be an improvement

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 12:46:06 2015 No.7153313 File: 138 KB, 1444x959, 1447883552372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7153302 Damn he is getting even fatter in the face... how close is he to another stroke or first heart attack, gyang?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 12:50:56 2015 No.7153323 >>7153302 Fuck off back to your containment board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 12:50:59 2015 No.7153324 >>7153302 >>7153313 don't you watch his autismal display on his jack on the go channel? he eats like an absolute pig how much you wanna bet he eats out 3 times a week

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 12:53:39 2015 No.7153329 >>7153324 Lel, yes I do watch that channel sometimes (always ad block his shit). I think he eats out even more than that, but even when he "cooks" at home it's going to be pretty unhealthy because it's King Cu/ck/ we're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 12:53:52 2015 No.7153331 >>7153324 >how much you wanna bet he eats out 3 times a week Is that supposed to be excessive or something? I grew up eating out an average of 5 nights a week. It's pretty normal if you're not poor as fuck. And yes, both my parents knew how to cook.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 12:55:06 2015 No.7153333 File: 11 KB, 236x236, 1447886086342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7153331 You probably ate in moderation and relatively healthily. Ja/ck/ does not do either of those things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 13:21:40 2015 No.7153376 Reminder, some anon said he'd be on a bbc tonight instead of tammy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 14:10:45 2015 No.7153524 File: 200 KB, 500x315, 1449357408705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7151717

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 14:14:34 2015 No.7153534 >>7153376 Yeah on the one show it is on now but he hasn't been on yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 15:14:49 2015 No.7153641 >>7153534 K keep me posted

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 15:16:31 2015 No.7153645 >>7149695 >to get views and it's fucking working You don't even see the irony here, do you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 15:54:16 2015 No.7153749 >>7153313 I've never seen american cheese burn like this. In my experience, it usually evaporates.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 16:17:26 2015 No.7153820 >>7150591 If you report stuff enough, they will allow up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 19:47:57 2015 No.7154143 File: 132 KB, 1334x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7153302 Jack's head is a perfect representation of his entire being. Tiny brain, and an enormous mouth made for eating mass quantities and saying really dumb shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 19:58:00 2015 No.7154172 File: 506 KB, 851x475, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2015-10-11 23-50-56.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7154143

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 23:25:52 2015 No.7154758 So was he on tv?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 23:30:53 2015 No.7154775 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, 1449509547493.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I thought I'd share this from the chili thread. The man is a monster.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 23:33:17 2015 No.7154779 >>7154758 yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 23:34:02 2015 No.7154782 File: 212 KB, 799x633, eurospeech.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7149695 >stupid fucking stereotypical cu/ck/ american lel back to your inferiority complex board >>>/int/

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 23:37:45 2015 No.7154793 >>7150682 Try being a virgin too. Are you? I hope most people lose their virginity at like 16, because I was ready to have sex at 18. >inb4 r9k But yeah, it's bad. If you keep going like this the worst part is that you really do actually get used to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 23:44:55 2015 No.7154809 File: 1.95 MB, 1366x768, slapyourclit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the cooking with jack subleddit is actually pretty funny, imagine that

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 23:49:39 2015 No.7154818 File: 3.03 MB, 1920x4840, 1447980770845.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7153313 Oh Jesus I remember that. Here you go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 23:56:23 2015 No.7154825 File: 2.40 MB, 1280x720, 1448172721172.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my favorite

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 23:59:13 2015 No.7154829 >>7149963 Jesus Christ he's breathing hard as fuck in every single video.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 9 23:59:57 2015 No.7154831 >>7150197 He could just be lying for show, like when he had a "tv crew" filming him

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:07:09 2015 No.7154847 >>7154825 That is terrifying. Source?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:08:07 2015 No.7154851 >>7149790 >implying AdBlock doesn't exist Jack isn't getting a dime from me

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:08:33 2015 No.7154853

>>7149695
I miss having a gf to make me food. That was so nice, It feels so great to actually have a girlfriend get up out of bed after sex and bring me back a sandwich and a soda. When I lived with my parents, I usually cooked for myself because they cant cook very well. i wonder how many people on /ck/ live with their parents...you shouldnt feel ashamed anyway, the job market is so fucked up and housing is so fucking expensive. Itll be the norm in a couple of generations for large familys to live in one house. Theres a reason why its the norm in other countries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:09:43 2015 No.7154858 >>7150479 Stay strong, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:11:51 2015 No.7154862 File: 142 KB, 415x367, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7149963 Jesus Christ it is a stuffing chorizo cake...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:11:57 2015 No.7154864 >>7154775 What is he doing? Im seriously interested now. What the fuck...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:12:52 2015 No.7154866 >>7154847 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ >she unlisted the video

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:14:53 2015 No.7154873 >>7154866 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ I can't stop cringing. Shit, that's horrible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:19:16 2015 No.7154885 File: 295 KB, 515x358, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2015-12-09 21-18-36.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >holiday cheer

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:22:14 2015 No.7154892 why do i love to hate this cvck so much?

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:28:48 2015 No.7154902

>>7150706

Yeah Jack has literally strangled one of his sons for having smoked some pot once. He has subsequently denounced that son, breaking off contact with him. The son keeps trying, it's pretty sad really. Jack is also in only very infrequent contact with his middle son. Both of these sons were from his previous wife, which he claims abused him. Jack Jr. is from Tammy.

On the topic of Tammy, Jack seems to have almost groomed her into his wife a little, though the religious stuff he got from her. She is far younger and had declined going out with him repeatedly, but he kept coming and told her "I will only stop bothering you if you go out with me".

Then there's also his intense hatred of gays and the fact that he openly suggests to drop large amounts of napalm on the Palestinians.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:30:56 2015 No.7154904 >>7154902 Wait, Jack has three sons?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:32:58 2015 No.7154908 >>7154902 He choked the first kid for pushing his wife. Still an overreaction.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:34:04 2015 No.7154912 >>7154902 It's weird how you know so much about some fat man on the Internet. I mean, I watch Chef John all of the time, and know next to nothing about his personal life. What compels you to seek out this information.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:35:33 2015 No.7154915 >>7154902 how has no one tried to ruin this c.uck's life yet? why doesn't someone l33t hax his shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:37:19 2015 No.7154917 >>7154915 Because this is /ck/ there aren't any hackers here

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:38:34 2015 No.7154920 File: 113 KB, 295x281, 6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7154864 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:39:36 2015 No.7154922 >>7154864 he claimed it was a salad

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:51:48 2015 No.7154950 >>7154902 Source on these claims? I kinda wanna see Ja/ck/s dark side

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:58:12 2015 No.7154960 This one's for you goys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a46nfCPWjDU

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 00:58:47 2015 No.7154962 >>7154864 That is Jack making a "bean salad" from start to finish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:00:16 2015 No.7154964 >>7154912 He did some long interviews that sometimes get posted here, and also has some vlogs as older videos. When I have nothing to do I just hatewatch Jack, all of his videos.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:05:23 2015 No.7154978 >>7154950 The problem is that this is from a channel called Sunday Evening Coffee, and due to /ck/ linking to the interview so often, they put their video with Jack on private.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:06:57 2015 No.7154980 >>7154950 >>7154978 vid (dot) me (slash) CookingWithJack vids here

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:10:06 2015 No.7154987
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>>7152262
>/v/ was my main board for years
>/v/ becomes shit
>move on to /mu/, /g/ and /tv/
>they all become shit
>move to /ck/
>surprisingly less shit than most boards

Don't fail me bros

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:11:51 2015 No.7154989 File: 452 KB, 587x483, liar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7154980 he hate's being called out

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:13:30 2015 No.7154992 >>7154987 >>surprisingly less shit than most boards Are you kidding? This place is shitpost general.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:17:13 2015 No.7155001 >>7154992 The only decent place IMO is /out/ but even that is going bad with knife threads.

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:18:37 2015 No.7155006
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>>7154992
Yeah but no other board gives me keks like /ck/.

There's something innocent about this place. That one anon who always makes a your mom joke every thread. The generally laid back atmosphere. I dunno, I enjoy it here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:19:50 2015 No.7155010 >>7150738 /ck/, /k/, /biz/, /lit/ and /o/ are the only good boards left. The fappening was the nail in the coffin for most of the boards, underage redditors swarmed across the boards like locusts across a once fertile land...

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:21:57 2015 No.7155017 >>7154908 The abusive wife, right?

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:24:44 2015 No.7155029

>>7155010
/biz/ is mostly kids who just spam BITCOIN DA BEST threads nonstop and constantly give uneducated, inexperienced advice. /lit/ has drastically reduced in quality but overall I agree with you.

>like locusts across a once fertile land...

Hauntingly true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:25:13 2015 No.7155030 Gotta love his wife's guacamole recipe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsul8sXAFz4

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:26:55 2015 No.7155036 >>7155030 why does she bear so much resemblance to a pig?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:28:17 2015 No.7155040 >>7155010 I'm only a casual browser but /tg/ is respectable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:36:02 2015 No.7155053 >>7155030 >people get married all the time how >guacamole fuckin sick

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 01:38:06 2015 No.7155056 >>7155030 >guacamole recipe >store bought guacamole packets Fuck off Also, she looks like a pig because her nostrils are too large

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 02:00:37 2015 No.7155091

>>7155030

What the fuck do they even put in the guacamole packet? She had literally every ingredient for a proper guacamole already, only thing I can imagine is that they just put garlic powder in a packet, put on a ridiculous price and sell it to people like Scalfattys

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 02:22:27 2015 No.7155120 File: 151 KB, 297x286, happy tam.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7155030

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 02:25:55 2015 No.7155123 >>7151695 This picture will never not annoy me. Who the fuck sticks their tongue out before taking a bite? WHAT THE FUCK?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 02:37:40 2015 No.7155137 >>7154980 God at first I just thought he was a shitty cook but he's also a shitty human.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 02:39:10 2015 No.7155141 >>7154915 His life is already a joke. To destroy it would be like burning ashes.

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 02:42:23 2015 No.7155148

>>7155141

Because humans have always enjoyed seeing others destroy themselves... That's why we have enjoyed bloodsports since the dawn of man, that's why we cheer and can't stop looking at other people fighting, that's why I visit AA and drug addict meetings every month. We just love witnessing destruction and sadness that doesn't affect our own lives.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 04:17:16 2015 No.7155318 >>7154915 whatever happened to that Expose Jack Scalfani twitter

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 04:44:48 2015 No.7155347 >>7155318 https://twitter.com/exposejscalfani He hasn't posted anything in a week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 05:06:49 2015 No.7155379 File: 1.15 MB, 854x480, burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you'll never be this innocent biting into a juicy and beautiful burger

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 05:10:19 2015 No.7155385 File: 399 KB, 684x361, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2015-12-10 02-09-39.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7155379 wow

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 05:13:16 2015 No.7155391 File: 30 KB, 500x587, 1448396338148.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7155148

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 05:58:45 2015 No.7155446 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKSlLWN0AO0 Holy shit, I found german Jack

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 06:00:57 2015 No.7155448 >>7155446 >Fat >balding >weird green background His food still looks good though, not really jack tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 06:03:11 2015 No.7155451 File: 1.87 MB, 1426x718, wtf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7155446 He's like a jack doppelganger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 06:06:39 2015 No.7155457 File: 10 KB, 200x278, 1359613326764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7150619 YOU STUPID FAT FUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 07:41:00 2015 No.7155606 >>7150619 They realized he did not know how to cut a pineapple.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 08:02:22 2015 No.7155638 >>7154782 >implying that isn't also the direction that America is heading in

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 08:05:27 2015 No.7155648 >>7155638 >implying it won't resist

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 08:08:03 2015 No.7155653 >>7155017 Don't know, but tammy semi smiled when he talked about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 09:51:31 2015 No.7155818 >>7155653 No, the abusive one was Jack's first wife, Tammy is the second wife. (The son he choked was the product of his first wife, Jack Jr. is Tammy's son)

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 09:55:17 2015 No.7155827 >>7155818 Watch the video, he brings it up while tammy is sitting next to him, and she smiles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 11:20:42 2015 No.7156001 File: 50 KB, 640x480, this guy_ron.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7153331 >It's pretty normal if you're not poor as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 11:24:33 2015 No.7156010 >>7155123 >Who the fuck sticks their tongue out before taking a bite? fat pigs

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 14:19:50 2015 No.7156498 Anything on his tv appearance?

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 15:26:37 2015 No.7156606

>>7153331
>eating out 5 nights a week is normal if you're not poor as fuck

Eating out 5 nights a week is exactly what poor as fuck people do. They go and get quick meals most nights because they're irresponsible. That isn't healthy. When people who aren't poor go and eat out they don't mean at pizza hut, eating out is a 50 dollar a head meal with friends and drinks not shoveling down cheap shitty food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 15:29:44 2015 No.7156607 >>7156606 >nothing exists other than fast food and high end restaurants people only go to on special occasions

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 15:33:21 2015 No.7156608

>>7156607
If you're not going anywhere high end you're shoveling down cheap food. There really isn't a lot of in between. Also going and eating somewhere 5 nights a week is retarded no matter where you go, the only people who eat out that often are poor fat people who never learned how to be adults.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 15:39:52 2015 No.7156611 >>7156608 >if you're not going anywhere high end you're shoveling down cheap food >there really isn't a lot of in between I want to know where you live so I can make sure never to move there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 15:46:58 2015 No.7156613 >>7156611 >cheap poor detected

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 17:08:22 2015 No.7156774 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUwRVQcRzA0 why does this guy have so many yt channels

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 17:20:02 2015 No.7156801 >>7156774 He's fucking retarded. FFFUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 17:24:59 2015 No.7156812 >>7156774 >I love everybody Except Palestinians, fucking napalm them and their children too, right scumfuck Jack?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 17:30:52 2015 No.7156827 >>7156774 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM9OEZq9FAk Bane?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 17:44:55 2015 No.7156865 File: 6 KB, 180x182, FB_IMG_1449786044963-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7155030 >Uses large chunk tomatoes >"We like our stuff chunky!" >Finely chopped (near minced) onion

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 17:51:15 2015 No.7156881

>>7155091
Well it was white, so my guesses are...

>Onion Powder
>Garlic Powder
>Cream Of TarTar
>White Pepper
>Salt
>Flavorings
>Pure Finely Ground Columbian Cocaine
>Crushed Silica Gels
>Sour Skittle Powder
>100% Pure Capsicum
>Dandruf
>Grandma's Ashes

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 18:36:22 2015 No.7157048 File: 858 KB, 1274x858, roscoes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there a more unbearable Jack video, Ja/ck/? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxAiDQLlFto

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 19:27:05 2015 No.7157245 File: 884 KB, 960x540, bane.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7156827 Nobody cared who I was until I gave the entire party salmonella.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 19:35:29 2015 No.7157271 >>7156827 I hate him so much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 19:37:51 2015 No.7157277 >>7157245 >"You think the salmonella is your ally, but you merely contracted the salmonella. I was born in it. Molded by it. By the time I found good cooking, I was already a man, and it was tasteless to me."

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 19:37:55 2015 No.7157278 >>7156865 u sure u ever chopped a fine onion ? that was pretty big

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 19:39:47 2015 No.7157284 >>7157277 >When Food Network is in ashes, you have my permission to die

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 19:41:38 2015 No.7157290 >>7149963 I haven't seen the video yet but I made chorizo cornbread stuffing for thanksgiving and it was great. It was 9/10 I should have made the cornbread less sweet, then it would have been perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 19:43:18 2015 No.7157296 File: 16 KB, 400x315, DSC08246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7157278 >chopped a fine onion The onion was indeed fine. Beautiful, honestly. But finely chopping it is entirely different, friend.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 19:59:04 2015 No.7157333 https://youtu.be/ve_lOglvFPM Pure madness

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:00:21 2015 No.7157338 >>7149678 >when you slice this or when you pulled pork this >when you pulled pork this >>7149695 I FEELS YUH!

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:13:22 2015 No.7157375

>>7149678
I hate Jack but watch away anyhow and I must say... this vid is the first time I actually would like to eat what he made because it looks decent. He is still a fucking retard though and there are at least 3 moments in this very video that I want to punch his face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:15:05 2015 No.7157380 >>7157333 Before I unmuted the sound I totally thought this was going to be a masaokis video.

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:15:37 2015 No.7157383

>>7156611
Okay list me out some restaurants that you wouldn't consider cheap but that you would go to 5 nights a week.

Oh wait, there is no 'go there everyday for a quick meal' restaurant that isn't cheap shitty food. You probably think because it isn't a chain restaurant it isn't some cheap poor people food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:34:55 2015 No.7157455 >>7155030 Holy shit why is Jack such a fucking cunt >basics Basis works perfectly fucking fine, how can "fala fell" man be criticizing grammar?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:42:26 2015 No.7157474 Jack seems like the type of guy to act like a hotshot food connoisseur in a high end place trying to impress other patrons. I can just see him in that leather golf cap of his, sniffing his wine wrong, examining every morsel he takes before eating it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:44:28 2015 No.7157481 >>7149678 >lazy man's..... already shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:46:54 2015 No.7157488 >>7149678 its not that his cooking is complete shit, its just >he has gardeners >he doesn't even mow his own lawn as a rather conventional man, this bothers me a great deal.

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:49:20 2015 No.7157496

>>7157333
>>7157380
I wont bother watching more than 2 minutes of it, but its obviously a pathetic attempt at a masaokis imitation. If you want to imitate masaokis, then try harder than some high school stoner narration in his mom's kitchen with ramen and chicken stock cubes.

>omg so sodium
>so flavors

FUCK OFF.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 20:51:18 2015 No.7157503 >>7157496 chill senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:16:18 2015 No.7157572 >>7157048 Yep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA8vrEjAXas

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:23:06 2015 No.7157588 File: 2.39 MB, 640x480, 1446953668738.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack is the hero this board needs

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:26:45 2015 No.7157593 >>7157588 He triggers me so fucking much how can he still he doing this youtube for years and years

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:37:56 2015 No.7157630 File: 23 KB, 400x400, 395847d5f7b617e88f6330d1b8236908_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7157588

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:39:13 2015 No.7157638 The interview got taken down?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:41:05 2015 No.7157643 >>7157638 see>>7154980

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:53:52 2015 No.7157671 >>7149936 kek. washer/dryer in the kitchen is a cheaper choice (less plumbing and electricians work) try again eurofag

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 21:56:17 2015 No.7157680 >>7150479 i'm 23 so I know that feel

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:00:24 2015 No.7157692 File: 61 KB, 300x300, nervegaslol.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7157593 persistence

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:02:03 2015 No.7157697 File: 3.54 MB, 1920x1080, dumson.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is jack's son retarded.....serious question? or is he just young? i can't tell how old these fat fucks are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:06:02 2015 No.7157705 >>7157697 follow up just watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkfMDHaIRGs he is so mean to his developmentally challenged son : ((

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:07:08 2015 No.7157707 Holy shit, Alton Brown used a clip from Jack's show in his newest video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgFeVlw2Ywg&feature=youtu.be&t=16 You can make out the jack on the go on his shirt.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:14:00 2015 No.7157728 >>7157707 heh. and has the claws from his undercooked pulled pork disaster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:17:41 2015 No.7157738 >>7157707 >new Alton Brown content outside of a gameshow feels comfy

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:21:26 2015 No.7157752 >>7157738 game show?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:21:44 2015 No.7157754 >>7157707 I think there was at LEAST two.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:26:22 2015 No.7157779 >>7157048 is Jack a racist?

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:28:11 2015 No.7157787

>>7157752
I think he's talking about cut throat kitchen. It's a cheesy, mostly scripted but highly entertaining show that really doesn't have much to do with cooking where contestants use potential prize money to buy crazy sabotages on the other contestants, forcing them to cook with nothing but tin foil for all their utensils for instance. Then the things they cook get judged and last person left keeps what remains of their prize money. He's also the chopped guy I think which is similar but just introduces random and bizarre ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:30:23 2015 No.7157794 File: 219 KB, 483x372, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2015-11-17 18-27-27.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7157779 wait why am I surprised. Of course he's a racist

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:31:02 2015 No.7157796 >>7157787 No, he's not the Chopped guy. That's the food guy from Queer Eye, Ted Allen. Alton also hosts Iron Chef America.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:31:21 2015 No.7157798 >>7157697 >dude gross dude Did Jack watch a fucking h3h3 video or something? Does he do this all the time or only when he's with his son dude?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:37:09 2015 No.7157824 >>7157697 Jack Jr. is like a sophomore in high school, so 15 or 16 I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:44:32 2015 No.7157851 >>7157798 dude, just watch any of his On the Go videos, dude

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:47:37 2015 No.7157867 >>7157824 jack jr is a real faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:49:49 2015 No.7157877 >>7157851 >On the Go Thanks anon, my favorite part is in the description: Actor Jack Scalfani Director Jack Scalfani Producer Jack Scalfani Writer Jack Scalfani Category Food

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:52:03 2015 No.7157886 >>7157877 My favorite part is the awful theme song. It's quite possibly the worst song ever recorded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 22:55:31 2015 No.7157894 >>7157886 Dat cooky 90's show feel. Also 5 minutes into the taco wars video "oh also my son and wife are here but they aren't going to be rating anything, but... uh... ALRIGHT LETS GET RICK FIRST"

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 23:09:58 2015 No.7157963

>>7157375
I know, some of his cooking isn't terrible, and actually might taste good, the problem is that he thinks he's a great cook, which he isn't, he's sub par, it's his fat fucking ego. Also half of his recipes are just shit that you souldn't need a recipe for, such as "cucumber water". He is also just a terrible human being in general.God i hate him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 23:12:52 2015 No.7157975 >>7149935 That's got to be the worst rice budding I've ever seen, maybe americans just make it different. Actually, never mind that's probably just jack being a fucking fag.

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 23:25:41 2015 No.7158019

>YOOOOHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HO...HOODEEDOODEEDOOOO
>The alarm wakes me up. I wipe the sleep out of my eyes
>The sweet purr of Tammy's C-PAP machine is comforting, it beckons me back to sleep
>No, I must wake up, today is the day
>I better check on Jack Jr...
>Jack's not in his room...it suddenly hits me that he spent the night at one of his football friends' house
>I've been worrying lately, he's been hanging out with colored folk, they might try to peer pressure him into trying the devil's lettuce
>I'm worrying about nothing, I've raised Jack to be a good man. Never to hit a woman!
>Shower and shave, using my trusty kit from Harry's Razors
>I decide to wear a shirt quoting 1 Corinthians 13:4-0, Jesus will respect my dedication
>Mosey through my hall of hats, decide on a classic little number featuring the character Dedpole, he's a popular guy among the kids
>I must prepare for the chili cook off, this is my calling. I gave up DJ'ing for this.
>Head to the local Kroger to gather my bountiful canned ingredients. Nobody else understands that THIS IS WHAT I DO, if you're going to criticize me on canned items, you're in the wrong place friend.
>The judges will never see my secret ingredient coming
>I've been saving a year old brisket coated in coffee grounds for this purpose, my Christ has commanded it

Anonymous Thu Dec 10 23:26:55 2015 No.7158025

>Pour every bit of 26 minutes into assembling my chili masterpiece, no one else at the cook off will have dedicated their day as I have
>Tammy finally wakes up and removes her C-PAP mask and gets ready for the chili bowl cook off
>We head over to the football field, Jack is there with his melanin enhanced friends. One of them is giving me dirty looks; I think he's dealing marijuana cigarettes
>I hand my masterpiece to the lovely woman governing this event and she explains that all of the folks present will taste and judge. This will provide fair results as everyone tasting gets a voice (so she tells me).
>Christ bellows into my ears "BLASPHEMY!"
>Why aren't 3 neutral judges allowed at this event? I don't trust the opinion of these homely people with their heretic taste buds. They probably don't even support napalming Palestine.
>I urge Jack Jr and Tammy to vote for what they feel is the best chili, I WILL NOT stoop to the level of telling family and friends to vote for my chili.
>No one has the palate to appreciate freezer aged brisket
>No one here understands the complexity of canned beans and sauce
>This ruse of a contest has been a farce from the start
>I know in my enlarged heart that I am the true winner, and that my chili can bring warring nations together. The love is in the freezer burn.
>Jesus has told me I must infiltrate a high school chili cook off the following week to exact my vengeance via passive aggressive insults to children.
>These people think recipes off the Internet are good? BLASPHEMY!
>Where are the award winners? WHERE ARE THEY?
>I end up leaving extremely disappointed. I await Jesus' command to lead me to my next location for the next highly awaited episode of Jack on the Go.
>Such is the life of a Youtube cooking god

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 23:33:56 2015 No.7158050 >>7155030 why do they always use these inane fucking pieces of technology that only do one incredibly specific task? Who needs an avocado deconstructor when it's faster and easier to do it with a regular goddamn knife?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 23:34:25 2015 No.7158052 >>7158025 I still can't believe he kept it for a year

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 23:47:40 2015 No.7158091 File: 96 KB, 1334x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7157048 WHY THE FUCK DOES HE STICK HIS TONGUE OUT WHEN HE EATS!?!?!?!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 10 23:50:24 2015 No.7158102 >>7157588 WHO THE FUCK CUTS LIKE THAT, IT'S SO UNSAFE, WHAT THE FUCK JACK.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 00:07:03 2015 No.7158142 >>7157794 >>7157779 What kind of racist would Jack be then? He's not a white supremacist since he's Sicilian and saying they're white is a stretch

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 00:09:27 2015 No.7158147 >>7156827 Jesus Christ, is Jack like a professional focus group member? TDKR still sucks though

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 00:11:52 2015 No.7158157 >>7157824 >>7157867 Jack Jr. is based as fuck in some of the Disney trip videos and he's banging the daughter of one of Jack's alcoholic church friends

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 00:25:38 2015 No.7158183 >>7158142 the "well, at least I'm not a nigger" kind I'd imagine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 00:38:50 2015 No.7158212 >>7157796 Cut Throat Kitchen isn't the same thing as Chopped, mate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 00:49:25 2015 No.7158225 >>7157572 Jesus man I hate watching Jack have fun more than watching him being a pompous boulder-shaped douche

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 00:59:32 2015 No.7158245 >>7158142 >>7158183 The kind that literally wants to napalm all Palestinians

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:02:57 2015 No.7158249 >>7157474 >sniffing wine the guy doesn't drink, period. forget which video it was, but he had to ask the wine store staff what a pinot grigio is didn't know what and IPA was either

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:05:39 2015 No.7158256 >>7157277 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:16:54 2015 No.7158285 >>7157671 Nice reading comprehension.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:18:44 2015 No.7158289 >>7150248 TN has no state income tax as well

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:34:59 2015 No.7158325 only people with destroyed tastebuds like hawaiin rolls for foreigners or the uninformed, imagine the worst american whitebread that tastes like table sugar pretty sure it's cake and the 'roll' part is in name only

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>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:45:24 2015 No.7158345 >>7158325 Yeah, they are way too sweet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:48:42 2015 No.7158353 >>7157572 Holy fucking christ, I didn't really thing the intro was supposed to be that fucking bad, i can't fucking breath.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:48:52 2015 No.7158354 >>7158342 it's like he's got his own tentacle

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 01:56:39 2015 No.7158366 >>7158342 Everytime he sticks that disgusting tongue out I just want to fucking kick his jaw and make him bite it off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 02:07:41 2015 No.7158383 File: 913 KB, 800x388, jackwhennoonebuyshissauces.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 03:28:58 2015 No.7158508 File: 2.87 MB, 1000x1000, magnum-opus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish I put more effort into more important aspects of my life. like moving out of my parents' basement

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:57:43 2015 No.7158590 >>7158025 is there a video of this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 04:59:29 2015 No.7158594 >>7158590 it's based off this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0 and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wY5YLlG6lw

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 05:08:14 2015 No.7158604 >>7155010 /x/pol/mu/ masterrace

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 08:20:52 2015 No.7158901 >>7157867 what did he do

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:35:44 2015 No.7159243 He just posted a new episode where he makes venison jerky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlu5wYkrHts He killed it himself I guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjMHYzNzjgc

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:37:11 2015 No.7159249 >>7155010 >The fappening was the nail in the coffin for most of the boards, underage redditors swarmed across the boards like locusts across a once fertile land I tried explaining this to /v/ and they didn't get it. Fucktards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:43:57 2015 No.7159263 >>7159243 I fucking hate how he always covers his mouth when he's talking. Just fucking wait til you swallow your food you goblin

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:59:21 2015 No.7159294 >Look at that menu its beautiful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY4tkDuwJ58&t=3m18s

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 11:59:47 2015 No.7159295 >>7158604 3 of the worst boards

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:05:11 2015 No.7159305 >>7158508 that's so morbid lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 12:16:59 2015 No.7159337 >>7159243 He undercooked jerky. Classic Jack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:15:16 2015 No.7159506 >>7158594 hes such a sore loser

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:40:44 2015 No.7159556
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>>7159243
>simple recipes for the average joe
>the average joe who just happens to have a meat slicer, dehydrator, and other fancy (see: gimicky) kitchen appliances on hand

also:
>Always read the instructions when you're dealing with equipment that could injure you
pic related

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:42:38 2015 No.7159564 >>7159556 >phone in meat package I just... how?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 13:44:51 2015 No.7159573 >>7159249 >I tried explaining to underage redditors that acting like underage redditors is ruining a board mostly populated by underage redditors Like going to chuck E Cheese and telling the kids ball pits are stupid and for children.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 16:11:55 2015 No.7159951 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Obccxl_ak

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 17:56:05 2015 No.7160246 >>7159951 His son isn't nearly as insufferable as he is t b h. Is all the hate just runoff?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 19:46:07 2015 No.7160619 >>7160246 Jack Jr is based. He's a top kid considering he has to live with Jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:06:11 2015 No.7160663 >>7160619 Which is worse a year of living with jack or a year of eating nothing but mcdonalds/tacobell/chik fil a etc. tier fast food oh wait they're the same thing

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:12:07 2015 No.7160679
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>>7160663
Fast foods easily. I'm pretty sure the scalfani's all have built up an immunity to food related illness. A normal person would be dead within a week of eating Jack's cooking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:14:18 2015 No.7160683 >>7158212 I think you're confused about what I was saying. Go back and read my post until you understand it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:17:29 2015 No.7160695 >>7160679 What's wrong with Jack's cooking That's just some /juicy/ /beautiful/ chucken

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:25:14 2015 No.7160720 >>7160663 The second one is my life

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:38:53 2015 No.7160768 YouTube suggest this video to me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYfZj_NXOI

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:43:16 2015 No.7160789 >>7160695 yeah, and even if it's undercooked, you can just pop it in the microwave for a minute. takes the pink right out!

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:46:10 2015 No.7160799 >>7160768 Does anyone else hate that stock chewing sound at the beginning. It makes me cringe, oh and so does jack himself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:46:11 2015 No.7160800 >>7160768 video parody or internet bully?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 20:49:48 2015 No.7160810 >>7160800 autism, mostly

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:00:24 2015 No.7160838 >>7155010 /diy/ is pretty legit and /sp/ has some tolerable memeing

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:14:44 2015 No.7160878 >>7159337 that jerky doesn't look too undercooked looks fine to me senpai its not as good as when its drier but its not bad either

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:16:14 2015 No.7160882 >>7160768 what did he do wrong here? besides making a bowl of cheese with very little mac?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:27:31 2015 No.7160911 >>7160882 people just want to find ways to complain about him. says more about them tee bee aych

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:28:36 2015 No.7160914 >>7160911 ah ok that one is one that doesn't look like he actually fucked something up looks like regular mac and cheese to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:44:40 2015 No.7160950 >>7160768 >penny pasta I don't know why but I find that kind of cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 21:48:07 2015 No.7160954 >>7155010 /diy/ /sci/ /his/ /gif/ are all dope i want /news to be good but nothing happens

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:14:15 2015 No.7161015 >>7160914 >>7160882 It's not his fault, it's the person who crafted the recipe. That's WAY too much cheese.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:18:23 2015 No.7161020 >>7160950 It'd be cute from a kid not a mid-40 year old manchild autistic faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:21:42 2015 No.7161029 >>7161020 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-p8s94imZ8 >jack interacting with humans

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:22:27 2015 No.7161032 >>7161015 I'd blame him since he is supposed to be teaching people recipes, he should be able to detect shit like that and warn you about it. Instead he just eats it all like the fat fuck he is.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:22:43 2015 No.7161035 >>7161029 Oops,wrong video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bycgZ0PI6og

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:40:31 2015 No.7161066

This is the first Jack video I've watched and the first thread I'll have posted in.

I don't get it. I usually see you guys making fun of this fellow when scrolling through /ck/ and while his recipe wasn't exactly mind blowing, it wasn't a disaster or anything. I was expecting something akin to Masao. Am I missing something here? I'm assuming the "world's greatest" rub and barbecue sauce are his own product due to the obvious shilling? Are there other videos that shed light on his dumbassery?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:43:01 2015 No.7161076 >>7161066 Look no further than this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:44:29 2015 No.7161080 >>7161066 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WRC7HXBJpU

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:45:30 2015 No.7161085 >>7161029 Nigga what the fuck why are you watching little girls

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:54:16 2015 No.7161115

>>7161066
Not only is Jack a bad cook but he hasn't improved at all in 8 years. He has about a thousand videos by now and they are all terrible. It's obvious he doesn't plan or research anything (find his yorkshire pidding video). He regularly lies to the audience, claiming to have a camerman and crew when its just him and a tripod. His son clearly resents him. All of his food is ridiculously unhealthy. And he's not just a bad cook, he's a bad person too. In a few videos that have been removed he goes on short racist or homophobic tangents, in his vlog style videos he is an asshole badmouthing staff behind their backs. All this wrapped up in a fat manchild makes watching Jack "king cvck" Scalifani a sort of sick twisted pleasure, knowing that this person really exists is just so jarring you can't look away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 22:56:30 2015 No.7161128 >>7161115 It's that weird "pretending to be nice and friendly but actually being a dick" that triggers me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:01:52 2015 No.7161143 >>7161076 This just screams family reunion food

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:11:39 2015 No.7161162

>>7161076
The bean salad left me feeling sick to my stomach and the tomato salad was so fucking stupid I had a brain zap while watching the video. The macaroni salad was just a bore. Him calling his mom and "pranking" her by leaving her in the video was a pretty failed attempt at humor. Starting to watch other videos here and it seems a common theme here will be generic, under seasoned dishes that were surely handed down to him from his bloodline. That he grew up eating them and for whatever reason thinks people will be amazed with his hand-me-down slop. Very boring dishes that remind me of a PTA meeting potluck. How old is this manchild? Where does he live? Does he manage to get any legitimate fans?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:18:39 2015 No.7161182 >>7160954 /his/ was horrible when I checked it out the first couple days. Half the people posting were tripfags or used names (since they didn't know how to trip) because it was just a ton of people from /b/ /reddit/ coming to try to be 4chan famous.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:20:00 2015 No.7161184 How does this wasterman have 200k subs Everything he does is awful.

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:23:07 2015 No.7161192
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>>7161115
He's also just plain stupid. He has vlogs talking with his brother about how reading is a waste of time, how he chose not to be gay, and why we shouldn't be teaching history to children because it's a waste of time. Jack is a fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:24:49 2015 No.7161200 >>7161076 Also who in the fuck owns a slapchop?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:29:21 2015 No.7161206 >>7161184 Paying money for subs

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:30:52 2015 No.7161214 >>7161192 >why we shouldn't be teaching history to children because it's a waste of time lmao what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:34:17 2015 No.7161223 >>7161192 >he chose not to be gay he definitely touched dicks with his neighbor then

Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:49:37 2015 No.7161255
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>>7161214
It's true. He believes the only history that should be taught is The Bible Everything else doesn't matter. I can't seem to find the video though. He probably took it down.

>>7161223
Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 11 23:55:04 2015 No.7161266 >>7161255 Here you go fampai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVWUrD1qTw

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:16:55 2015 No.7161328 >>7161266 Holy shit his ignorance is simply astounding, now I get why he was on board with just bombing all of palestine. Remember folks this guys vote counts just as much as yours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 00:54:24 2015 No.7161403 >>7161328 This is why they need a test of recent events and basic american history at the polls. But let's be real, retards like jack only vote in presidential elections and only then about 25% of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:09:58 2015 No.7161440 >>7161035 No matter how much you take care of your knife, you're gonna have to use a stone to sharpen it, you can't use just a honing steel all the time. I have a sneaking suspicion that the women is just jacks inbred cousin.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:10:02 2015 No.7161441 File: 70 KB, 450x667, MV5BMTY5NTAzNTc1NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDY4MDc3._V1_SX640_SY720_[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7161255 >men's retreat

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:16:14 2015 No.7161453 >>7161128 Oh god don't get me started on his "passive aggressiveness."

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>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:30:47 2015 No.7161479 >>7161441 >BrokeJack mountain

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:33:10 2015 No.7161487 >>7161479 Nice one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:33:21 2015 No.7161488 >>7150248 Wait he isn't from Cali? Hasn't he mentioned California a lot?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:42:37 2015 No.7161505 I MUST ASK YOU ALL, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW /ck/? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk >American """"""salads""""""

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:48:34 2015 No.7161515 >>7161488 He moved to Tennessee to get away from gay people. Not even joking, he said the final straw was when rainbows were allowed on school desks but his son couldn't have a crucifix on his.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 01:50:18 2015 No.7161519 >>7161182 >reddit Yep, dear god is it bad there. I hope they all leave, I want /his/ to be good, or at least let us go back to having it on /int/

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:07:59 2015 No.7161545 >>7161515 DAILY REMINDER THAT HIS PRIEST (THE ONE HE SHILLED A BOOK FOR) IS A MURDERER.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 02:11:38 2015 No.7161550 >>7149678 >Brown the meat >Next shot is it sitting on the side as he sautes onions >It's burnt in places I get so triggered when I watch his videos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 03:29:26 2015 No.7161685 >>7154866 dat focus do

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Anonymous Sat Dec 12 07:13:21 2015 No.7161967

I remember when he cried on national TV because the only way the investors could imagine making a profit off of his meme sauces is if he promoted them on his youtube channel, and Jack didn't want to be a "sellout".
So how is this any better? He's literally using that garbage in every video. He's such a hypocrite.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:17:31 2015 No.7162090 >>7161266 >>7161328 >>7161403 >>>tumblr

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:24:08 2015 No.7162097 >>7162090 >he unironically believes that celebrating idiocy is a positive trait. INB4; hat posting

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:26:17 2015 No.7162099 File: 152 KB, 952x878, 1447889889485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7162097 >your claims of me being an autistic self-righteous faggot aren't true if I point out the meme before you use it! You're pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:31:14 2015 No.7162103 >>7162099 Why are you defending Jack? Do you identify with that thick as shit, pre-diabetic manchild?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:34:40 2015 No.7162108 >>7162103 No, I just take whatever the opposing side is in an argument in order to entertain myself. faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:40:20 2015 No.7162116 >>7161029 That ain't a bad video. I just finished jacking off too ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 08:41:21 2015 No.7162117 >>7161029 holy shit this video is annoying genocide against the slants when?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:46:05 2015 No.7162390 >>7149963 >And now we pour the cornbread in Is it that fucking hard to buy a loaf of bread and blend it? I hate laziness.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 10:59:20 2015 No.7162421 >>7154782 >>7155638 >>7155648 >implying this is true Maybe in France or Germany, nowhere else though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 12:38:41 2015 No.7162676 >>7162108 >memes are a counter to an argument >being a contrarian Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:09:21 2015 No.7163233 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6xvmtRsSDQ

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:31:25 2015 No.7163307 >>7163233 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXS0RdlqhTo

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:33:46 2015 No.7163320

>>7162676
>he's not a contrarian
>he doesn't say things just to piss people off who are stupid enough to think we care about their pointless opinions on politics or whatever else

Nothing you say about politics will ever affect anything, and you're a fucking moron for engaging in any kind of serious discussion about it. Whatever our rulers decide to do, they'll do. The whims of the populace are no match for massive corporate interests.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:34:47 2015 No.7163326 >>7163320 >Whatever our rulers decide to do, they'll do. The whims of the populace are no match for massive corporate interests. Thanks for confirming that you are in middle school.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:36:51 2015 No.7163336

>>7163326
Nope, if I were still in middle school, I'd be trying to get you to listen to me prattle on about objectivism and Ayn Rand, or God-based socialism, depending on what year it is. I cared very deeply about politics when I was that age, and wanted to talk about it with everyone. It was only when I got older that I realized it's all a sham, and overly politicized retards who need to tell everyone that liberals or conservatives are dumb and awful are the worst thing about America.

I wish there were a civil war so the people who are dumb enough to care about such things would kill each other off.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:37:08 2015 No.7163339
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>>7163320
How this conversation went:

>this guy is stupid for thinking history is useless
>HURR DURR U NEVER CHANGE POLITIK ILLIMUNATI RULES IDIOT I POST MEMES TO TROLL 4 FUN STOP TRYING TO DISCUSS POLITICS

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:39:00 2015 No.7163348 >>7163336 >trying this hard to sound smart after posting repeatedly how he doesn't care. Yeah you're 14. Enjoy the weekend.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:41:33 2015 No.7163362 File: 17 KB, 335x450, 1201412338075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7163348 >you're 14 No, I was 14 when I saved this image. What's next, are you gonna say I was a toddler when I saved this back in 2006?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:41:59 2015 No.7163364 >>7163233 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7V_iNz047s

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:43:09 2015 No.7163370 >>7163362 >n-no I'm a-an oldfag!! j-just look at this i-image! Enjoying the weekend?

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:47:41 2015 No.7163391
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>>7163370
Do me a favor and reverse search that image. No other sizes come up because it doesn't exist anyone else on the internet. Same with this one, which I saved back when it was a ridiculous thing to say you've been using the site for 10 years, because it was only 3 years old. If I wasn't on 4chan back then, how do I have these images?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 16:54:29 2015 No.7163417 >>7163370 In conclusion, you're the only teenager here, because you still think politics are important and haven't been beaten down by skepticism and cynicism. You're probably a newfag, too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:24:39 2015 No.7163523 >>7163391 >>7163417 >in conclusion HAHAHA Also images get posted on 4chan everyday and then get deleted with no traces reverse image search. But the fact you're desperately trying to 'prove' you're not 14 proves my point again. Enjoying the weekend?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:30:52 2015 No.7163543 >>7154866 Wtf dosent her husband trust her with real knifes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:30:57 2015 No.7163544 >>7163523 >this much damage control It's okay, not everyone knew about this site back before it was all over reddit and 9gag. You're not a bad person for finding out about 4chan because of that dumb chanology bullshit. Well, you sort of are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:32:49 2015 No.7163552 >>7163391 Images are removed from reverse image search all the time, that's not proof of anything.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:35:05 2015 No.7163558

>>7163552
Regardless, it's kind of cute that this overly-opinionated teenager is trying to project his youth and newness onto me.

To be quite honest, I'm a little jealous of him. I wish I still had it in me to buy into shit like that. I want to believe in something, but it's hard to when every cause, every group lets you down in the end. All movements are eventually compromised. All leaders eventually care only for power. I've seen it too many times to fall for it again.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:35:12 2015 No.7163559
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>>7163391
You're the only one talking about politics in this thread moron. Everyone else was talking about how stupid jack is for thinking history isn't important then you burst in with

>ILLOOMINATI RUN EVERYTHING GUISE I SAW IT ON UTUBE STAHP TALKING ABOUT POLITICS
>I POST CONTRARIAN TUMBLR MEME BCUZ I SMART JUST LISTEN TO PHRASES AYN RAND SOCIALISM SEE I SMART AND IM OLDFAG LOOK AT THIS IMAGE

Also calling people newfags and trying to argue about how long you've been here? Go back to the daycare board /b/ please you obviously don't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:36:34 2015 No.7163566 File: 392 KB, 1332x1000, ronniesburgers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7163559 But without me, this image would never have existed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:36:57 2015 No.7163567 >>7163544 Pathetic. Enjoying your weekend kiddo?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:38:18 2015 No.7163576 >>7163567 lol, good one. I might be hurt if it were true. If I'm only a kid, how did I take the ACT in 2011?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:39:23 2015 No.7163582 >>7163544 >he's still trying this hard to 'prove' how oldfag he is >>>>>>/b/ >>>>>>/reddit/ You'll enjoy the discussion in those places much better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:40:56 2015 No.7163591 >>7163582 prove I'm not

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:45:28 2015 No.7163609

>>7162108
>>7163320
>>7163336
>>7163391
>>7163417
>tells people they're stupid for having discussions and not just posting memes
>no one is even having a political discussion
>writes a paragraph trying to describe how smart he is and how secret ruling class decides everything
>proceeds to try to seriously debate and cite sources to why he isn't 14 years old

thanks fampai I needed a good laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:46:20 2015 No.7163616 >>7163609 found the newfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:48:45 2015 No.7163633 Can we get back on topic please?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 17:50:28 2015 No.7163639 File: 45 KB, 600x450, 1200869218734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7163633 Why would we do that? There are newfags to shame.

Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:00:15 2015 No.7163679

>>7163633
Just ignore him he'll go away. /b/ kids can't handle threads that aren't nonstop

>No IM THE OLDFAG stupid newfag!
>ha stupid newfag if you knew ur 4chan history u wud know this image was from 2007
>stupid newfag I was here in 2002 on the beta pool's closed

Just don't reply to him and he'll burn himself out, poor little guy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 12 18:11:09 2015 No.7163725 >>7163679 If you didn't start on /b/ back in the mid-2000s, you have no right to call anyone a newfag. What kind of dork was on /ck/ in 2006?

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