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7156639 No.7156639[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

And what is your Starbuck's name, sir?

>> No.7156645

Bartholomew, always Bartholomew

>> No.7156647

>>7156639
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2317076/Starbucks-customers-fury-workers-wrote-Vagina-instead-Virginia-sisters-cup.html

>> No.7156650

Pradeep

>> No.7156656
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7156656

>>7156639
"White lives matter"

>> No.7156665

Mr. Bojangles

>> No.7156668

Cornthwaite

>> No.7156670

Dick

>> No.7156696

>>7156639
Is that the girl from the Dumb Starbucks episode of Nathan for You?

>> No.7156708

>>7156639
Give me back my phone

>> No.7156712

>>7156639
Mary Crismus

>> No.7156730

John

>> No.7156732

Donald J. Trump

>> No.7156733

>>7156639
No more baby parts

>> No.7156737

Hugh Jass

>> No.7156741

I.P. Freely

>> No.7156744

Gian T. Dick

>> No.7156745

Call me, Ishmael.

>> No.7156746

Amanda Hugginkiss

>> No.7156754

Memes

>> No.7156782

Ratko

>> No.7156804

>>7156639

Rats in the bathroom.

Nothing like a woman non-chalantly shouting about rats in a bathroom to whip up some controversy

>> No.7156808

>>7156639
JaQuanDuh

>> No.7156817

Jew ham
(Swedish "Johan")

>> No.7156820

Jack Mehoff

>> No.7156823

>>7156639

My name is Fatty Acid, my little Jemima.

>> No.7156825

Seymour Butz

>> No.7156828

Anita Dick

>> No.7156831

Buttplügula.

>> No.7156835

Harry Peters

>> No.7156857

See Kay.

>> No.7156866

>>7156639
Call me Ishmael.

>> No.7156889

Cum D. Spencer

>> No.7156956

Nef

>> No.7156969

Trayvon

>> No.7156977

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

>> No.7156990

John.

>cup reads "Jan"

Close enough.

>> No.7157015

>>7156990
Do you look like a Janet, anon?

>> No.7157023

>>7156990

One time I gave them my name (Mike) and they put Bike. Who the hell is called Bike?

>> No.7157039

Big Poppa

>> No.7157050

>>7156639
kleinsplrpffffffffftplblglglllll

>> No.7157074 [DELETED] 

ThE pEnGuIn oF dOoM XDDDDD

>> No.7157077

>>7157039

Big Poppa Pump?

>> No.7157081

It's me.
Goku.

>> No.7157088

>>7157023
Bike is short for Bicycle, retard.

>> No.7157089

John Cena

>> No.7157101

>>7156639
Nespresso

>> No.7157108

>>7156639
"Mark with a 'C'."

>> No.7157119

>>7157108
Cark?

>> No.7157120
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7157120

>>7156639
Bruce

>> No.7157127

>>7156639
I'm Marc. People always spell it with a K, which is understandable. I have a feeling that if I told the Starbucks people that I'm "Marc with a C" I would get some smart-ass shit like "Mark with the Sea"

>> No.7157130

M..my name is morty but it's for my uncle rick does that matter?

>> No.7157132

>>7157108
>>7157119
>>7157127
Didn't see those two posts, now I feel stupid

>> No.7157137

Sharon Cox

>> No.7157199
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7157199

Call me Ishmael

>> No.7157234
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7157234

>>7156639
I bet the cashiers think you're real funny when you give them a fake name like Foghorn Leghorn

>> No.7157243
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7157243

>>7157234
>mfw my name is actually Murgatroyd but I just tell them Bert.

>> No.7157248

>>7156745
>>7156866
>>7157199

What's this Imshael meme from?

>> No.7157260

>>7156639
ben garrison

>> No.7157267

>>7157248
Uneducated doofus detected

>> No.7157269

>>7157248
Stay in school.

>> No.7157272

Yung Trap Master Blaster Diggity-san

>> No.7157286

Miso Horny

>> No.7157301

Reliable Echi Deliverer Sniper

>> No.7157302
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7157302

>>7157243
>Murgatroyd
jesus h christ

>> No.7157305

>>7157301
its ecchi mate

>> No.7157313
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7157313

McLovin

>> No.7157315

"Nigga"

>> No.7157318 [DELETED] 

"Nigger"

>> No.7157320 [DELETED] 

HA THE TOP STARBUCKS MEME XD IS LITERALLY
HA FUNNY NAME XD XD FUINNY FAKE NAME XDD
I MAKE NAME LIKE DR POO XDDDD DXDD
MY MOM DOESNT LAUGH XD BUT ME, MIKE AND MIKS OLDER BROTHER LOOOL SO HARD XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I MAKE FAKE NAME XDDDDDDD
OMG BRO RECORD THIS FOR GUYS AT MIDDLESCHOOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDD
LITERALLY CANT STOP LAUIGHING XDFDD
FUNNIEST MEME IVE SEEN ALL DAY XD
:DDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDJAAAAAATTTTTTTT
*cough* HELLO COFEE SELLER
ID LIKE TO BUY COFFEE XD
*laugh* YES HAHAHA
YES COFFEE SELLER..
..MY NAME IS
420dankMASSKTER420CHRISTIANSAREGAY420
XDSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDD
X
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
SOFUCKING FUNNY
LAUGHYED SO HARD
XDXDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.7157324

>>7157243
Heavens to fuckin murgatroyd
I drop noise that employs the unbelievable
http://youtu.be/vTnOL-NGgd0

>> No.7157325

>>7157320
Now THIS is how you autism.

Go calm yourself with a vente, non-dairy, skinny memedrink.

>> No.7157326

Bond.
Gold Bond.

>> No.7157328

>>7157320
this gay ass autist actually typed all of that out. he actually thought it was funny.

>> No.7157336

>>7157248
First line of Moby Dick by Herman Melville

>> No.7157343

Bud.
Bud Weiser.

>> No.7157349

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBbFuXLPOI8

>> No.7157374

>>7157243

Why bother?

They'll just think you're fucking with them anyways.

Hell I'd have them call me "Slagathor the well-endowed."

>> No.7157391

>>7156639
Chocolate John the Pussyslayer

>> No.7157400

>>7156639
My name is Creamy, Ma'am.
Creamy Goodness.

>> No.7157420
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7157420

Starbuck

>> No.7157429

Tim horton

>> No.7157472

I always use a different name.

Saddam. Farquad. Pol Pot. Sherlock. Otto. Wladislaw. Winston. Mary Magdalene.

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7157499

I swear if someone told me their name was "Merry Christmas" I'd write "JESUS WAS BLACK" on the cups. but the person making the drinks probably wouldn't say it.

MFW

>> No.7157531

Homo Heidelbergensis

>> No.7157564

>>7157499
Jesus was an arab, try writing that on the cup next time.

>> No.7157599

>>7156804
I have no idea why I'm laughing so much at this one.

>> No.7157620

>>7157267
>>7157269

Ever consider not everyone on this site is American?

>> No.7157631
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>>7157620
>European "education"

>> No.7157682

>>7156647
>Honk kong

That would explain why the name got fucked up

>> No.7157693

mememaster cakelord

>> No.7157731

Mieczyslaw

>> No.7157733

>>7156639
Mike Hunt.

>> No.7157739

>>7156639
Always "Rihanna"

>> No.7157742

Dew Dew

>> No.7157746

>>7157620
>WOW AMAERICANS ARE FUCKINFG UNEDUMACATED RETARDS WITH NO CULTURE
>HEY CLETUS, NOT EVERYONE WAS BORN IN AMERICA AND UNDERSTANDS THAT

every time. European genocide when?

>> No.7157756

>>7156639
Knee Grrr!

>> No.7157774

>>7157746
Give it time, US needs to resupply ISIS some more before they make a move again.

>> No.7157776

>>7157267
>>7157269
I'd like to know what you think about representations of masculinity in Moby-Dick.


Oh wait, you only know the first line and haven't actually read it.

>> No.7157777

Seattle's Best

>> No.7157784

Senpai

>> No.7157789

>going to Starbucks
>going to Starbucks AND giving them a fake name
ISHYGDDT

>> No.7157846

Pussy Galore
Holly Goodhead
Plenty O'Toole
Chew Mee
Thumper
Penelope Smallbone
Jenny Flex
Tiffany Case
Holly Goodhead

>> No.7157854

>>7157846
James, you said Holly Goodhead twice

>> No.7157861

>>7157854
I know but what can one do after the post?

>> No.7157862

>>7157846
>no Octopussy
>no May Day
>no Christmas Jones

>> No.7157873

>>7157862
Octopussy wasn't her real name, so might not count
May Day was pretty cool, that was Grace Jones, I should have listed that but it wasn't what I was getting at.
Cristmas Jones, no.

>> No.7157882

>>7157862
Octopussy is too obvious, the funny names are the ones that more about puns and such.

>> No.7157895

>>7157862
>no sandin iger

>> No.7157932

MY NAME IS mmmmLEEEEROOOY JENKINS!!!

>> No.7157956

>>7156656
wyyat livesmadder

>> No.7158005

>>7157564
Please don't. Trump might decide to cancel Christmas.

>> No.7158014

>>7158005
good. then evangelicals could shut up about 'muh war on christmas'

>> No.7158017

>>7157777
noice godquad

>> No.7158023

>>7157776
Imo the homoeroticism of Quequeg and Ishmael tends to get overblown at the undergraduate level. Most undergrads fail to grasp the social context of mid-nineteenth century America and miss some of the more poignant critiques of homosocial relations (better a sober cannibal than a drunken christian)

Oh and you're a cunt.

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JACK THE RRRRRRRIPPER

>> No.7158173

>>7156639
red cup rampage

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>>7156639
Jack. Pic related.

>> No.7158213

>>7156804
i approve

>> No.7158703

Abd ar-rahman ala ad-din el ghazi

>> No.7158712

Harry S McGee

>> No.7158753

>>7157127
Who gives a single fuck how they spell your name as long as it's phoenetically the same? The purpose of the name is so they can call you when your coffee is ready, not so you can feel like some special snowflake with your lite macchiato personalized just for you.

>> No.7158780

'OR 1=1 --

>> No.7158788

My own fucking name because i'm not a fucking stupid hipster, most the time i don't even need to give my fucking name because I'm not a complete moron that will fail to collect my coffee when it is placed in front of me.

The fuck started this stupid trend of writing names on cups? Why do grown men write false names or "funny" names on them and still try to claim they are not 12 years old?

Shit don't do anything, i hardly go starbucks but the few times on different occasions I've seen some muslim grab the wrong cup and run off with someone elses large/more expensive drink over their shitty milkwater they paid for.

>> No.7158800

>>7158788
>i'm not a fucking stupid hipster

Anon, you're in a Starbucks. That ship has sailed.

>> No.7158805

>>7158788
Dude a lot of places write names on orders, there's a soup and sandwich place I go to, not a chain, fairly rudimentary cash register system, where they write the name on a sticker and that's how they figure out the order stuff came in. It also reduces confusion when more than one person got the same order.
>Why do grown men write false names or "funny" names on them and still try to claim they are not 12 years old?
I've never done that, but I have a name that is common in Europe but not America (i.e., not "Matt" or "Steve" or "Amanda" or "Emily") so if it's a black person or a flyover type taking my order, they always fuck it up. I never argue, I just go with whatever they heard because it's faster than spelling it out letter by letter. Who cares? As long as you get your stuff, it can be a bunch of numbers for all I care.
>starbucks is hipster
Culturally at-risk flyover detected, that was probably a mexican not a muslim who accidentally got the wrong order because you're afraid of using names. Remember? Mexicans? The ones you were supposed to hate a few months ago before Herr Trump told you now it's a different group?

>> No.7158840

>>7157132
I spat my tea out lauging

>> No.7158847

>>7158788
They right the name of customers when there is a crowd and people may get their drinks mixed up. If there is not many people, they don't ask for a name. God, stop being such an autistic faggot, anon.

>> No.7158855

>>7157499
A friend of mine named Mike Easter married a chick named Mary. Her name is now Mary Easter.
Think there might be people named "Mary Christmas" anywhere in the world? I wouldn't doubt it.

>> No.7158858

"TLILPOTONQUI"

>> No.7158863

MEESTER SMEETH

>> No.7158910

I give different names every time I order pizza. They must have a list 50 long of names for my address. It's funny to let them go though the names for a bit before making up a new one

>> No.7158947

>>7156639
"Daddy"

>> No.7158993

Reddy McGee and one for my brother Blue Skadoo please.

>> No.7159086

>>7158863
fuck you i read it in jar jar voice

>> No.7159115

"Spartacus"

Someone will always shout out the expected response

>> No.7159124

The Law

>> No.7159126

>>7156639

#blackbloodspatters

>> No.7159149

>>7157127
>marc
you parents must hate you

>> No.7159160

>>7156956
fag

>> No.7159974

>>7157248
Metal Gear Solid V invented Ishmael

>> No.7159981
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>>7157108
>>7157132
>>7157127
>>7157119

>> No.7159987
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7159987

my first name needs to be spelled out, so i usually just say joseph

im not even white

>> No.7160021

>>7156639
Elvis.

And when I get my drink I tell them, "Thank ya very much".

>> No.7160481

Bort

>> No.7160515

>>7156639
I'd really like to have sex with that woman. I don't know why. She's fairly plain, but the look of her really excites me.

So I'd be all smooth and say something like "my name is the same as your phone number," then wink.

>> No.7160856

Eliel

It's my name

>> No.7160868

I want to taste your Hershey's kisses

>> No.7161106

Dave. I'm usually in line with 2 workmates who are both called Dave as well. All order different drinks.

>> No.7161133
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7161133

>>7156639
>And what is your Starbuck's name, sir?

Gigantocock

>> No.7161165

My name is Peyton and the names they come up with are amusing.

The best was Patton, like the WWII general.

Also Patin, Paden...

>> No.7161180

>>7161165
To be fair, if you told me your name was "peyton" and you didn't spell it for me, I would probably spell it wrong too.

>> No.7161183

>>7161165
Hi Putin.

>> No.7161231

>>7156639
Oryx, le roi des corrompus.

>> No.7161245

>>7156639
"Cass"
>Get cup that reads "Asz"
"Cass"
>Get cup that reads "Cats"
"Cass"
>Get cup that reads "Cath"
"Cassie"
>Get cup that reads "Kathy"
"Cassie. Short for Cassandra."
>Get cup that reads "Savannah"
????????????

>> No.7161252

>>7161245
>Savannah
you a stripper?

>> No.7161310

Ian.

It will come spelled eean, eyan, een, EN, etc

>> No.7162764

I fucking hate places that ask my name. I just ask for the order number.

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>>7161245
I have a really common name but they (I?) manage to fuck it up every time. Each time it happens I have that much more pressure for the next time to make sure I say it clearly. It's gotten to the point where I hearse my name in line before I get up to the counter.

>> No.7162776

Don't have to give my name cause I get black coffee and they just pour it and give to me right after ordering

>> No.7162779

>>7161165
Isn't that a girl's name?

>> No.7162784

>>7162774
>hearse
See, getting nervous just thinking about it
>rehearse

>> No.7162788

>>7156639

Spartacus

>> No.7162832

>>7156639
Me: Corey, Ma'am!
/writes Cory on the cup
Me: You slut bitch!

>> No.7162912

>>7157620
That's why it's called world literature.

>> No.7162942
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7162942

Garth

>> No.7163012

>>7156696

Yes, and brilliant episode.

>> No.7163090

>>7160515
Yeah good luck with that.

>> No.7163103
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7163103

>cutie takes my coffee order
> "what's you name?"
>w-why do you wanna know?

>> No.7163108

>>7161165
>Peyton
>>7162779
Irish Meaning: The name Peyton is an Irish baby name. In Irish the meaning of the name Peyton is: Patrician; noble. Form of Patrick.

>patrician

>> No.7163109

>>7156639
Tits McGee

>> No.7163113 [DELETED] 
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Thundercock. Chad Thundercock.

>> No.7163122

>>7163108
But if you put "Peyton" into a porn search you don't get any men.

>> No.7163126

>>7163122
that's because male porn stars are named peter north or some variation, and nacho. they don't use their real names

>> No.7163200

>>7158023
btfo

>> No.7163280

>>7156990
lel

>> No.7163698

>>7156817
You have no idea how the Swedish language works

>> No.7163871
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7163871

Dragon slayer

>> No.7163888

>>7163698
No, I think he's spot-on

>> No.7163911
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>>7158023
Fucking l8r nerd >>7157776

>> No.7164093

Cool
>They spell it with a "K"

>> No.7164099

Limpwristed king of neckbeard manlets

>> No.7164404

I worked in a starbucks like 10 years ago. one time adam west came in. he just said adam but my coworker wrote batman on his cup and he got super pissed about it.

>> No.7164427

>>7157248
From the anime Boku no moby dick

>> No.7164617

>>7156639

Ihate Niggers.

>> No.7164629

>>7157260
Ben "emptying my nine at the welfare line" Garrison

>> No.7164640

For some reason I always go with Phil. I use it for reservations and most scenarios where i need to give my name but it doesn't matter if it's my real name or not. Real name is Danny. Hi.

>> No.7164643

>>7164640
nigger are you me? My alias is Philip Traum.

>> No.7164661

>>7158805
>Americans didn't hate Muslims until Trump said so
Nigga we've been hating muzzies for the better part of the past century

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>>7164661

Pretty much.

That guy's a fucking idiot.

>> No.7166751

Schlomo.

It's my name

>> No.7166753

Never done it, but probably Scranch or Splipsh.

>> No.7166761

>>7163911
how the fuck did you name that file

>> No.7166860
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7166860

>whats your name?
EJ
>AJ?
No, EJ
>oh! ok!
>Cup says DJ
Every coffee shop does this to me why

>> No.7166911
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7166911

Paul Allen

>> No.7167064

>>7157776
Shut up, Meddow

>> No.7167095 [DELETED] 

They call me Shadow the Hedgehog, m'lady...

>> No.7167119

Bueller

>> No.7167122

>>7166860
>having a meme name

>> No.7167176

>>7156639
Do they really ask you that now?
I haven't gone to Starbucks since I was in college like 4-5 years ago

>> No.7167184

>>7156647
>Hong Kong

>> No.7167223

>>7157243
just go by troy you wank

>> No.7167242

>can i get a name for your order?
Steve.
>im sorry, what was it?
Steve.
>stiff?
Steve.
>Steph?
Ryan.
>oh Ryan! im sorry, its noisy in here.

>> No.7167294

SLAB BULKHEAD

>> No.7167339

>>7166860
Because E sounds a bit like D and is way less common than A. Either quit having a shit name or start saying e as in elephant.

>> No.7167355

Mike Oxbig

>> No.7167364

Peter File

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>>7167242
Why dont you learn to enunciate
You probably are coming across as some meek idiot who doesnt know how to speak up

>> No.7167394

>>7161252
>tfw hook up with old hs gf savannah who went on to become a stripper post grad

Am i in /ck/ rn?

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7167404

>>7167364
10/10

>> No.7167887

Airwrecka

>> No.7168384

>Saturday evening, H-1 before closing time
>I'm taking the orders and cash them
> "Hi, how can I help you?"
>"Want some blablabla"
>"Your name please?"
>"I'll pay with my card"
>56k modem brain lag incoming
>Write "I'll pay with my card" on the cup
> Next customer
>"Hi blablablabla, your name please?"
>"That's all thanks"
>Put that on the cup
>Got like 3-4 clients like that.
>Manager come to tell me I can shut the outside (chairs/tables)
>Suddenly my colleague yelling
>"I GOT A CARAMEL MACHIATTO FOR.....uh I'LL PAY WITH MY CARD!!!"
>mfwhfw

>> No.7168391

>"Tom"
>"Oh, sit down and wait Jim"
>"O-okay"

Kill me.

>> No.7168663

>>7167339
why dont you f, as in fuck, yourself!!

>> No.7168690

BOSS NIGGER

>> No.7168695

>>7166860
Why do you have a stripped down alphabet instead of a name?

>> No.7168700

>>7168695
Likely a nigger

>> No.7168709

Ǝ

>> No.7168717

>>7168709
Just for that faggot who was asking for the backwards E.

>> No.7168739

moot

>> No.7168941

>>7166860
Why did you parents initialize you instead of giving you a fucking name?

>> No.7168947
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>>7166860
You and your parents are in the wrong here. Not the Starbucks slave.

>> No.7169504

>>7166860
Take the money you would've spent on coffee and go buy a proper name. Seriously, $100 at the courthouse and they'll change it for you.

>> No.7170198

>>7156639
Nathan

>> No.7170209 [DELETED] 

Matt.
>pat?
Nah, matt.
>I'm sorry its loud in here, nat?
NO,MATT
>I didn't get it, one more time.....

MY NAME IS GERALD.

>Ohhhhh, GERALD!!!!!

>> No.7170239
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jojo, easier to spell than my damn name anyway.

last year i was waiting in a train station starbucks to charge my phone while someone was running late, i bought a sandwich and did the guest survey thing because i didn't have much else to do but scan the arrival boards.

i won one of those £100 giftcards and it took me forever to use the fucker up. i gifted a few people sandwiches here and there and after multiple attempts to buy a cup of coffee i liked (skim flat whites ok there, i dont normally take milk in my coffee but their espresso is a joke) i gave up and handed it to a homeless girl who usually bugs people in my office's parking lot.

>>7168384
you and me both, brother- i set someones temporary login as "uhhh" once because i asked their name and thats what they said

>> No.7170391

>>7156639
Davyd, with "y"

>> No.7170420

I always say "Regney" and walk away

They write a different thing and point at me every time kek

>> No.7170464

>>7157243
>Murgatroyd
Are you a 2hu?

>> No.7170484 [DELETED] 

Rod Johnson

>> No.7170500
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7170500

Bret.

>> No.7170505 [DELETED] 

>>7170500
Britt?

>> No.7170508

>>7157248
I think it's from the Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym of Nantucket.

>> No.7170520

>>7157127
Get the fuck off 4chan Maron!

>> No.7170531

Lance Thrustmore

>> No.7170682

Johannes Joakim Jay J. Jonas-Jensen

>> No.7170697

If the cashier is black: Monica. Otherwise: Cthulhu.

>> No.7170750

>>7157081
I chuckled

>> No.7171171

>>7164427
ha

>> No.7171216

Obama

>> No.7171230

Richard Payne

>> No.7171321

>Dunnhier

;_;

>> No.7171323

>>7170508
top fucking kek

>> No.7171890

>>7156696
>>7163012
Why are these the onyl two posts discussing the real topic of this thread?

>> No.7172578

I once told a guy to write down Mr.T as my name since my name is Tyrone.
He laughed and gave it to me for free.
To this day I have no idea why.

>> No.7172594 [DELETED] 

>>7171890
>>>/tv/

>> No.7173263

dongus

>> No.7173287

>tfw Sandnigger
>Hakim Ibn-Said
>tfw get looks from everyone whenever I say my name to the barista

FUCK

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7173303

>>7156639
Mr. Skeltal

>> No.7173310

Either Big Dick McNig or GibsMeDat. It is ok, that is for my black friend.

>> No.7173930

Kassidy

I get casley
casside

and other stupid misspellings. Don't care about the K just find it funny no one can spell Cassidy.

>> No.7173936

>no one quoted or said how epic my amazing name was

-.- come on

>> No.7173942

Peanut Untouchable

>> No.7173944

>>7173936
Than it wasn't that great.

>> No.7174054

Caine Abbus, C(harles) Annabis, Leary Smith-Dunsmore, Rock Smoaker, Bueller, Dwightman, CC Fly, Seela Trans, or Coyote.

>> No.7174069

>>7156639
Lost a bet once and had to with Cockwad, took a liking for it and I've been using it ever since

>> No.7174209

Big Boss, Pete Campbell and John Paul Jones

>> No.7174248

Mr. Mxyzptlk

>> No.7174259

>>7174248
>"I can't pronounce the name on this cup, could you read it out to me, please?"
>Kltpzyxm

>> No.7174289

>>7157243
>Murgatroyd
That's a surname though. Why do you go around giving out your surname to strangers you fucking next level weeaboo?

>> No.7174300

>>7156639
I'm glad this thread has been around so long. That black chick makes my dick hard

>> No.7174307

>>7174259
CURSE YOU, SUPERMAAAAAN!

>> No.7174336

Raffi

Nobody ever gets it right, though. Most people think it's a nickname and/or of english origin (I'm from continental europe), so I get lots of Ruffy, Raphie, and the like.

>inb4 banana phone

>> No.7174347

>live in Indiana and work at a Starbucks right next to my uni
>clients are a good half Asian/Muslim
>boss tells me we HAVE to start writing names on cups
>Muslims always give me their real shit-speak language name and never ever tip, order like 5 frappuccinos

Gotta say Asians are bros. They always spend a ton and have really easy English aliases like Justin and Sue. They pretty much only order Americanos and green tea lattes.

>> No.7174349

>>7174336
Ring ring ring

>> No.7174355

>>7174336

Baby beluga is a better song anyway.

>> No.7174370

>>7174355
Peanut butter sandwich will always hold a special place in my heart, but that's probably just the nostalgia fairy jizzing into my morning coffee.

>> No.7174378

Jack Scalfani

>> No.7174393

Schörkner von Daforblarknortz, son of Dorfbert the Hinterfotz, archduke of Klampurgistan.

>> No.7174536

>>7157077
The big bad booty daddy

>>7157089
A+

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>>7157324
legit

>> No.7174604

>and whats your name?
>kevin
>cup says karen

you fucking cunt

>> No.7174624

>what's your name?
>zach
>cup says jack

Jokes on you faggot my name is jack

>> No.7175134

>Have super ethnic sounding name
>Always go by Kevin

Works like a charm.

>> No.7175440

Barbie

>> No.7176001

>>7157631
>>7157746
Ever considered not everyone on this website is American or European?

>> No.7176009

>>7176001
>not knowing one of the most famous opening lines in literature

stay mad anon

>> No.7176771

>>7176009
Fuck you, man. Have you ever considered that there may be people out there who can't read at all because they were born with a cluster of assholes in place of a brain? Check your brain-privilege, shitlord.

>> No.7176803

>>7156639
>be big guy
>friends call me Leviathan
>go into starbucks
>tell them to write Leviathan as a joke
>"Lyle!"
Come on, I want so little.

>> No.7176816

Mr. potato testicles

>> No.7176835

>Barista asks what my name is
>Start to say letters, they think I'm spelling it out for them
>I'm actually just saying random letters like Aqxysij that don't even form words
>Have a giggl whenever they look up confused

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7177253

>>7174347

>>>Muslims always give me their real shit-speak language name and never ever tip, order like 5 frappuccinos

Same here, northern Virginia.

>mfw there's a group of 5 muslim college students that come in for grande/venti caramel frappuccinos at 5 minutes before closing


I work at a college though, so at least most of my customers are pretty respectful to the staff, because the majority of the customers are kids that work low paying jobs or professors who know better.

>> No.7177736

>>7156639
>final month of the year 2015
>not being able to tell starbucks and dumb starbucks apart

>> No.7177887

>>7159115
Doing this from now on at every place that asks for my name.

>> No.7178503

>>7166911
Chequed

>> No.7178519

>>7156804
>rats in the bathroom

I wonder if anyone's tried "Fire" or "He's got a gun" or "Bomb".

>> No.7178543

>>7158788
>i'm not a fucking stupid hipster
You're willingly going to Starbucks, you're immediately a hipster.

I've been a few times myself but only essentially under duress.
>brother only drinks Starbucks so if I'm getting him coffee for whatever reason it HAS to be there
>it's the only place nearby that has the free wifi I need

>> No.7178602

>>7177253
Are you retarded or are you implying you can't make a cup of coffee in 5 minutes?

>> No.7180298

>>7173287
then just say jakob

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>>7156737
>>7156639

Hugh Woattmeigh

>> No.7180367

>>7174347
Asians are conniving bastards. Never trust anyone who goes by an assumed name.

>> No.7180600

>>7156639
Ticonderoga.

>> No.7180766

>>7159981
That's Krac backwards.

>> No.7180776

>that one guy who tries to use an epic funny name and looks around to see if anyone laughs when his name is called, laughing at his own jokes

I hope that's not you anon....

>> No.7180780

>>7174347
Clients? Starbucks isn't a white collar job, it's customer service. You mean customers.

>> No.7181275

>>7157733
Mike Litoris

>> No.7181282

>>7156639
Whenever I have to use a name anywhere I use my surname.
I can't believe filthy plebs will just say their first name as if that's acceptable. Fucking so trashy and low class.

>> No.7181299

Ron Jeremy

>> No.7182546

>>7156639
ITS NIGGER SMASHER DONALD HITLER SATAN MC FISHPUDDING
>why isnt this thread dead yet :^(

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>>7156639
>And what is your Starbuck's name, sir?
"I Love Black Girls"

>> No.7184117

>>7156639
Mr. Killallniggers

>> No.7184156

>what's your name

I'm CIA.