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/beautiful/ Thread Anonymous Sun Dec 27 00:23:55 2015 No.7205191 [Reply] [Original]

Post em

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 00:33:13 2015 No.7205207 what the fuck was that

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 00:36:12 2015 No.7205214 >>7205207 Put all of the cans in a pot and then stirred it. Looks like a one-way ticket to flavorless depression and renal failure.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 00:39:22 2015 No.7205220 File: 83 KB, 697x556, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205191 So juicy and dare I say it....beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 00:39:53 2015 No.7205223 I was confused until he pulled out the beer. That is exactly the kind of recipe I'd expect an IPA drinker to come up with.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 01:56:15 2015 No.7205386 File: 549 KB, 854x480, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2015-12-24 11-54-11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205191 perfectly cooked

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 02:10:19 2015 No.7205414 >>7205191 It's taco town the pot version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz5MtModlDg

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 02:13:43 2015 No.7205416 File: 1.61 MB, 598x9498, 1441221170561.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 02:20:36 2015 No.7205427 >>7205416 >do all that >it falls apart when you cut it probably tasted like crap too. at least put something in it to balance out the sugar, not just LOL MORE SUGAR MORE CHOCOLATE EPIC!

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 03:33:59 2015 No.7205540
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>>7205414
>Try to find original on youtube
>"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."
>I'm in the united states

What the fuck. Here's a vimeo link instead:

https://vimeo.com/90127834

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 04:20:05 2015 No.7205594 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, 1446420558943.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /flawless/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 04:38:41 2015 No.7205611 >>7205540 how does it feel to have that shit happen to you you fucking americlap you cant always have access to everything you inconsiderate cunts!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:02:59 2015 No.7205642 File: 2.05 MB, 1280x720, Jack making burgers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MOIST

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:05:35 2015 No.7205645 >>7205191 Looked nice for 2 seconds Then he just started throwing in canned shit Gross

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:07:05 2015 No.7205648 File: 2.09 MB, 1280x720, Jack making chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JUICY

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:11:29 2015 No.7205655 >>7205386 >Be American >Can't deepfry things What a useless cunt. Also >Be "Italian" >Using all sorts of storebought sauces (including his own) in lieu of making it >Snapping his spaghetti multiple times

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:12:03 2015 No.7205656 File: 1.17 MB, 250x230, 1096.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205648 I actually gagged, what the fuck is wrong with him

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:13:33 2015 No.7205657 File: 1.71 MB, 360x270, k y self.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205648 no no no bro, no, nooooo

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:15:28 2015 No.7205659 >>7205648 how exactly do you fuck up chicken my 8 year old cousin can fully cook one

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:16:47 2015 No.7205663 File: 447 KB, 500x274, IB3OG4z.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205648 Buddy... no.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:18:52 2015 No.7205665 File: 117 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_its_cu-ck-in_raw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who else /pukingwithjack/ here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:21:58 2015 No.7205668 File: 14 KB, 211x200, heresy6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205648 Does he want to sit on the crapper for a month or so.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:25:06 2015 No.7205671 File: 471 KB, 177x133, simpy1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205665 Let's not forget Simply Sara

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:28:44 2015 No.7205673 [DELETED]

>>7205191

wow what a nice 'got this for christmas' thread

fucking """""beatuifull""""" that your shared a pot your got from Walmart

great thread OP: your incompetence really shines through: but don't mine me i'm just """"""""shitposting"""""""" because I have just as much value in my post as you have showcasing a fucking google image of a metal pot.

fucking off yourself this holiday, faggot. you have nothing to offer to this whole site aside from being an attention whore and a bad one at that.

fucking sage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:29:45 2015 No.7205674 >>7205594 >open webm >who the fuck would be dumb enough to- >"Cooking with Jack" on tshirt >It all makes sense

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 05:30:59 2015 No.7205676 File: 55 KB, 500x447, 1451194191864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205642

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 06:29:55 2015 No.7205726 File: 83 KB, 400x598, captcha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205642 oh FUCK

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 06:31:57 2015 No.7205728

>>7205648
I need to redo this webm with subtitles.
To quote:
>"Look at how juicy it is, look at the pool of.. LOOK AT THAT, that's great! This did a great job, that's a lot of juice.

Then just to make it worse his advice is:
>If there's a spot of red in your chicken when you cut into it, literally one minute in the microwave, poof!

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 06:35:23 2015 No.7205734
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>>7205665
>Obviously raw burger
>Unmelted cheese
>Fat slide of unripe tomato
>Slathered with pickles (not too bad really but still)
>Untoasted bun

I mean that's fine for some parent to make midweek for their kids, but holy fuck this guy has a """""cooking""""" show and was trying to get on The Food Network.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 06:44:28 2015 No.7205744 >>7205642 It's fucking RAW!

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 07:15:37 2015 No.7205791 >>7205642 I love how he just cut the ground beef into burgers shapes. Awful

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 07:17:38 2015 No.7205794 >>7205668 >tfw his body is so used to undercooked meat that his body actually fights off all bacteria

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 07:17:55 2015 No.7205795 >>7205791 Could you possibly be more of a cancerous faggot? You need to take a good hard look at your life, you're a fucking disaster of a human being.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 07:19:36 2015 No.7205801 >>7205734 omg i hate his cap so fucking bad

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 07:20:37 2015 No.7205802 >>7205795 and why is that, plebian?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 07:28:51 2015 No.7205814 Can someone post that party cheese webm?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 07:32:52 2015 No.7205817 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, 1449721853937.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205814 Gotchu fampai.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 07:34:16 2015 No.7205818 >>7205817 No, that's Jack's Meme Bean Salad, not Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 07:36:50 2015 No.7205820 >>7205818 Oh yes that one. I don't have the webm sadly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 08:03:46 2015 No.7205832 >>7205191 Ew

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 08:37:30 2015 No.7205867 File: 519 KB, 2600x1950, XObOCV6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who /broey/ here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 08:51:49 2015 No.7205883 >>7205867 whats that thing in your hand?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 09:00:21 2015 No.7205889 >>7205817 Does he flick that piece of pork on the fucking floor?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 09:03:00 2015 No.7205894 File: 879 KB, 720x1280, Kek A doodle doo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205883 I think it's his cell phone

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 09:03:16 2015 No.7205895 File: 1006 KB, 2808x3744, 1448566487625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth...

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 09:11:21 2015 No.7205900 >>7205895 Was that meant to be a cake or steel wool?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 09:12:53 2015 No.7205902 >>7205895 what the fuck is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 09:22:52 2015 No.7205920 >>7205673 its a webm you moron at least put 30 seconds of effort in before displaying how retarded you are

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 09:27:24 2015 No.7205926 >That coffee review episode where Jack says he has, and I quote: "a good palate", but can't taste any difference between the boutique coffee samples he was given

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 10:00:49 2015 No.7205981 File: 761 KB, 425x216, padma salty.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205673

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 11:18:42 2015 No.7206115 File: 48 KB, 640x480, 1347753325584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll teach you to plate when you're older.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 11:57:49 2015 No.7206188 >>7205900 Maybe both

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 17:52:23 2015 No.7207008 File: 158 KB, 1280x720, kingjack_cranberry_my_shit_up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting a rare hairless Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 20:19:19 2015 No.7207481 >>7205791 huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 20:23:33 2015 No.7207492 File: 9 KB, 200x266, ehhhh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205191

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 20:35:46 2015 No.7207526 >>7207481 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpuu24goynk

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 20:37:38 2015 No.7207534 File: 902 KB, 2564x1438, kingjack_york_sharp_witty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Never forget

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 20:59:04 2015 No.7207590 >>7205665 >Pink! Just how I like it.

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 21:42:54 2015 No.7207709

>>7207534
>pic of the actual dish in the review
>Jack had to go back and look it up
>imagining his face looking through Google Images
>still puts out the video along with his 100% disingenuous outro of his dish's taste

Youtube chefs who can't cook are fine IMO, they're just normies who record themselves. But people who pretend to know everything, then act as if their obviously shit-tier food tastes good is something I can't take.

Actually I've been going on the assumption that Jack edits his own videos, but maybe that GiveMe Entertainment company is actually a production company?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 21:44:28 2015 No.7207715 F R I D G E R A T O R

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 21:52:10 2015 No.7207733 File: 14 KB, 353x197, 1445251793409.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7207709 GiveMe Entertainment is a company owned by Ja/ck/ that consists of one employee: Ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 21:56:53 2015 No.7207750 File: 19 KB, 390x325, 12426524666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7207733 I think his brother is involved as well

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:00:00 2015 No.7207756 >>7205611 Yes we can. He found a vimeo version. He probably could [should] sue ytubbs for his time.

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:03:32 2015 No.7207765
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Why are you guys so mean to Jack?
He actually seems like a nice guy, just because he undercooks something from time to time doesn't make him bad or any less of a chef.
I'd totally hang out with him for a BBQ.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:06:07 2015 No.7207778 File: 405 KB, 636x382, screenshot-boards.4chan.org 2015-09-30 13-44-23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7207765 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4xl8QT0-9k

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:20:11 2015 No.7207826

>>7207765
He has strangled his eldest son until blood came out of his nose and then kicked him out of the house, he moved his family to TN so his other son wouldn't need to learn about gays, he advocates for the genocide of all Palestinians and listens to a pastor that is a convicted murderer. Is that enough? He's a disgusting idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:20:52 2015 No.7207832 >>7207778 Looks amazing, thanks for the link. As I said before, Jack is a decent cook, I'd eat his food for sure. I bet nobody from here has even tried his sauce yet they laid down the jugement hammer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:21:58 2015 No.7207836 File: 443 KB, 1632x1224, 1432604442010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7207832 What now faggot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:22:25 2015 No.7207837 >>7207826 Is this all fact, or /ck/ sensationalism? I work with a convicted murderer who served time and he's one of the best people I've ever met.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:23:36 2015 No.7207839 >>7207836 Some bubbly paper and a few spices and you throw a hissy fit? You would not have survived 100 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:25:26 2015 No.7207844 >>7207836 That thumb nail is pretty disgusting too, senpai

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:26:56 2015 No.7207846 >>7207839 >bubbly paper That's not paper

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:35:50 2015 No.7207872

>>7207837
This is accurate, he shilled his pastor's book and a simple Google search brings everything up. He's one of those massively annoying religious people (I'm by no means a fedora, but he is) who did actually move because of Jack Jr's school not allowing religious things but allowing homosexuals.

The only part that's /ck/ sensationalism is Jack Jr being gay himself (though it's not to unlikely).

Speaking of Jack Jr, that nigga is like 15 and he has the motor skills of either a 3 or 90 year old, what the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:38:28 2015 No.7207886 Does he even shill his sauce any more? He seems to be promoting whatever shill of the week thing he has over his sauces.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:40:24 2015 No.7207890 >>7207872 I don't see a problem, none of his videos have ever pushed religion aside from a cross necklace from time to time. Religion and sexuality... a school should either allow all, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 22:49:27 2015 No.7207924 File: 923 KB, 500x280, 0O4U7qe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205191 >mfw he just keeps adding ingredient after ingredient

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:04:11 2015 No.7207980 >>7205191 What's that red stuff he pulled out of the jar? At first I thought it was tomato sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:08:27 2015 No.7208002 >>7207980 It looks like jarred oven roasted capsicum/bellpepper.

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:21:09 2015 No.7208043

>>7207890

they do allow both, you dumbass.

the school just can't force religious agendas formally on kids at a public school, don't teach creationism, and make it a popint that everybody does a sex ed class (all of which religious people dislike).

the fact that you made that comparison is mindnumbingly stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:38:56 2015 No.7208104 >>7207839 You wouldn't have survived 100 years ago either because they probably would have killed you for being a colossal cocksucker

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:43:43 2015 No.7208123

>>7205191
Holy fuck. This is just for the show, right? I can't imagine his family eats his shit, I bet they suffer through him ja/ck/ing it in front of the camera every week and he throws it away and they all go have a celebration dinner at Applebee's after filming.

Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:48:33 2015 No.7208138

>>7208123
>and he throws it away and they all go have a celebration dinner at Applebee's after filming.
probably. he said he had to get rid of some food that was about to expire, then he started opening cans and jars that were previously unopened. the way he cooks looks as if he does it all as quick as possible just to pump out videos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:49:46 2015 No.7208140 File: 44 KB, 329x399, 1388492824312.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the ja/ck/ shill in this thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 27 23:49:46 2015 No.7208141 >>7207872 is there a video of why he moved?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 00:35:30 2015 No.7208276 >>7208141 He talks about it in one of his later "Hanging with Jack" videos, can't remember which one

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 00:42:00 2015 No.7208298 File: 362 KB, 1300x1300, doberman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205642 God damn it this is why I don't watch those fucking videos Ugh it makes me want to though

Anonymous Mon Dec 28 01:30:02 2015 No.7208425
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>>7207826
It's true, all of it. He was in a podcast with a friend from his church but they took the video down after people started talking about how much of a piece of shit Jack was. Some anon had screenshots asking why they took down the video and Jack's buddy obviously knew that Jack said some really dumb shit that could get him into trouble. Look up Sunday evening coffee on YouTube and you will notice episode 6 is missing because Jack got exposed as being a complete asshole that is scared of gay people and supports genocide all in the name of Christ.

Anonymous Mon Dec 28 01:47:19 2015 No.7208452
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>>7208138

i don't think you understand exactly how many stupid motherfuckers such as jack exist in the world we live in. every day, they're on the road.. they're handling your finances.. they hold powerful political positions.. and yes, they are even cooking your food.

it scares me shitless desu. these people are the majority; and the problem is that they exist on both sides of the american political spectrum (dems/repubs).. they're all the same stupid motherfuckers who possess zero self awareness and are so certain that they know everything.

god dammit. it's the age of the cu/ck/.

>mfw

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 02:01:02 2015 No.7208472 >>7208002 It looks like a heavily prolapsed anus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 02:09:58 2015 No.7208482 File: 142 KB, 415x367, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205642 Holy shit how is this man alive?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 02:12:25 2015 No.7208485 File: 41 KB, 500x500, 1449088296777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205648 please god no

Anonymous Mon Dec 28 02:16:45 2015 No.7208493

>>7208452
>>7208482
he's barely alive. he's had a stroke and is diabetic. he sells some crappy bbq sauce and makes bad food for youtube while fantasizing about flying around napalming palestinians. he doesn't care about anything because he thinks since he's accepted jesus he's going to go to heaven when he dies, and all that really matters is accepting jesus.

after the age of the cu/ck/ comes the age of science where we progress towards immortality and bringing back the dead.

i feel sorry for jack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 02:27:14 2015 No.7208511 File: 14 KB, 400x400, 1442187304888.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205817 It's almost beautiful, in a way. Like watching a train crash in slow motion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 03:33:02 2015 No.7208607 >>7208493 yeah, he's a fat piece of shit who is borderline retarded and yet he still exudes such arrogance. i hate him with all of my being but i continue to watch his vids for whatever masochistic reason

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 03:45:21 2015 No.7208618 >>7208472 THIS

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 03:48:30 2015 No.7208622 >>7208607 fuck, i'm pretty loaded and kinda feel like i need to clarify that i'm NOT a fedora tipper.. >guys, pls :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 04:52:06 2015 No.7208688 File: 2.23 MB, 640x360, Carl Sagan .webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 04:56:57 2015 No.7208694 >>7208688 Someone has to splice some Ja/ck/ into here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 05:02:57 2015 No.7208704 >>7208622 >i might be drunk and i might watch jacks videos which makes him money, but at least i don't have a fedora k

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 05:09:45 2015 No.7208714 File: 208 KB, 500x255, 1450321394467.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7208704 >watching jewtube without ad blockers

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 05:13:04 2015 No.7208719 >>7208694 No, they don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 05:26:23 2015 No.7208738 >>7205895 Mmmm Pot o' slag

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 06:23:46 2015 No.7208833 File: 68 KB, 600x450, 1451170098690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ALL THIS CHILDBEATING. Also >wearing the same shirt as your 15 year old kid I'm not sure which one of them is losing out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 06:55:24 2015 No.7208861 File: 365 KB, 656x518, 1406419741968.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7207733 >someone saved my little edit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 06:58:09 2015 No.7208867 >>7208861 Do you have the awkward original?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 07:08:49 2015 No.7208876 >>7208867 nope, and I'm having no luck finding it on google. I think the girl is anzujaamu. The two photos are of her and her dad having lunch or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 08:24:08 2015 No.7208949 >>7205594 What is he making?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 08:31:35 2015 No.7208965 >>7205594 >Keeping the sticker on his measuring cup Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 08:43:41 2015 No.7208974 >>7208688 Wtf happened to the strawberry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 08:46:32 2015 No.7208977 >>7207832 get out of here jack go get your fucking diabetes looked at

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 08:52:56 2015 No.7208985 >>7208974 got squished

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 09:14:51 2015 No.7209011 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, pulled_slob.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BEE UUH TEE FULL LEE MOIST

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 09:34:54 2015 No.7209045 File: 8 KB, 272x252, 1421541227623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7209011

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 09:57:20 2015 No.7209071 >>7209011 It's undercooked. It should pull far more easily than that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 10:40:36 2015 No.7209139 >>7207839 Fuck off Jack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 11:08:30 2015 No.7209183 >>7205655 George Bush is more Italian than jack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 11:08:42 2015 No.7209185 >>7205671 at least she can cook though

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 11:39:05 2015 No.7209242 >>7205648 it's fine, just pop it into the microwave

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 12:21:38 2015 No.7209328 File: 27 KB, 460x408, 1516581981851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7209071 If I remember the video correctly, he only cooked his shoulder to 165F. He's fucking worthless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 13:04:02 2015 No.7209436 >>7209011 >fucks up BBQ >probably gives meat claws a bad review since he can't shred that rubbery mass of shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 13:08:20 2015 No.7209447 >>7208688 I watched the whole thing expecting to see Cucks bloody chicken delight or his famous blood squirting hamburger

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 13:18:27 2015 No.7209468 >>7205734 Literally the facial expression of a fat caveman

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 13:32:57 2015 No.7209514 >>7209468 i think cavemen would find this offensive

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 13:55:56 2015 No.7209599 Jack should do some let's play. I'm legitimately curious to see how he plays video games and how much he sucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 14:07:07 2015 No.7209639 >>7205223 > making bratwurst > only beer in the fridge is IPA left over from party > use it to cook Yuummmmm pine cone flavored bratwurst.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 14:10:56 2015 No.7209653 >>7209639 I made that mistake once. I vowed to never use any IPA for cooking ever again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 14:17:08 2015 No.7209668 >>7207836 Is Hershey syrup, sugar, or corn syrup the first ingredient?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 14:23:15 2015 No.7209682 >>7207980 You never seen jarred prolapsed anus before?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 14:27:43 2015 No.7209696 File: 492 KB, 1280x720, u farkin wot m8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bloody hell. I'm not a good cook either, but Christ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 15:06:34 2015 No.7209816 File: 477 KB, 1224x1632, 1432604345661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7209668 No but HFCS is the third ingredient

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 15:07:29 2015 No.7209818 >>7209011 >>7209436 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc 7:40 might drown in my own vomit and those fucking grunts and sloppy meat noises

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 15:09:23 2015 No.7209820 >>7209816 tomato fucking ketchup as the first ingredient what

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 15:11:16 2015 No.7209827 >>7209816 >tomato ketchup Because fuck regular ketchup, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 15:19:12 2015 No.7209844 >>7209827 There are many kinds of ketchup, mighty mouse

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 15:25:54 2015 No.7209859 >>7209844 Really? well fuck me. I don't eat the shit, and here all ketchup is from tomato

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 15:31:39 2015 No.7209872 >>7208833 What the fuck is with his head? It's too long on the top and it's freaking me out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 15:34:12 2015 No.7209878 File: 865 KB, 641x598, kingjack_fight_me_irl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7209872 He's a conehead

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 15:42:46 2015 No.7209904 >>7209878 i read once that someone was so fat, they got shorter when they lost weight because of the fat in their feet and on their head. if jack lost weight he probably wouldn't look that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 17:10:48 2015 No.7210092 >>7205817 >heaping teaspoon well done america

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 17:17:33 2015 No.7210112 File: 141 KB, 500x281, 1422155817582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7209878 >iPray

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 17:29:50 2015 No.7210141 File: 948 KB, 560x340, steak-flames-licking.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 17:30:39 2015 No.7210145 >>7210092 That's technically 1.2 teaspoons, it's a normal way to describe... >>7205817 ...OH SHIT. What is this fucker doing? You do NOT balance a second tablespoon on top of the first!!! OK, hate well earned. He's spawn of Methomocrates

Anonymous Mon Dec 28 17:31:59 2015 No.7210149
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>make pickles
>use entire bag of pickling spice in two containers when it is meant for like 50 batches of pickles
>Don't add any vinegar
>try it the next day
>"Hm these aren't very good"

I think this might be my most triggering episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 17:40:32 2015 No.7210183 Do you guys like any jack videos? This one doesn't seem so bad (although I've never heard of putting peas in red sauce) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnmQPEJRF0s

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 17:56:07 2015 No.7210217 File: 107 KB, 365x330, 1408475975065.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205191 >canned cream corn

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 17:58:00 2015 No.7210220 >>7205191 Is this a joke? Is this person fucking retarded ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 18:09:30 2015 No.7210259 >>7210183 Looks like something my grandmother would do. I'm sure it doesn't taste bad but the peas in the sauce looks really unappetizing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 18:30:00 2015 No.7210340 >>7210149 pickles no fucking vinegar TRIGGERED AS FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 18:46:58 2015 No.7210403 >>7210340 >all the pickles I see in the supermarket are clear >hm I wonder if I fucked up by not following directions >no must be something else

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 18:48:52 2015 No.7210412 >>7210403 huge fucking bag of pickling spices "this should make about 20 pickles"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 18:49:27 2015 No.7210416 >>7210149 >Totally fuck it up >Not sour enough because I didnt add vinegar >maybe the seasoning blend is from another country >my process works, it's obviously the seasoning company's fault. Get one with more sourness

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 18:52:42 2015 No.7210434 >>7210416 no dude you have to buy a pickling mix with "more sourness" lol u dumbass

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 18:56:53 2015 No.7210449 >>7210149 > no vinegar > only rested overnight > "these aren't very sour" > Blames it on the seasoning he purchased FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 19:13:18 2015 No.7210503 >>7210412 Yeah.. Fill the bottom of the jar with the seasoning Fill with cucumbers Fill with hot vinegar Not too difficult... I thought...

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 19:18:25 2015 No.7210518 >>7210149 >How he shoves half the pickle down his mouth Jesus christ. Also shame on you guys for not posting based doubleswee. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 19:27:10 2015 No.7210556 >>7210518 He does it all wrong! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5e1HPeusiA

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 19:28:50 2015 No.7210563 >>7205191 What the fuck is this abomination?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 19:31:42 2015 No.7210573 >>7210518 >That stealthy reee at 14:03

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 19:38:42 2015 No.7210594 >>7208688 what are those words at 0:43

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 19:48:08 2015 No.7210630 >>7205902 A meteorite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 19:53:37 2015 No.7210657 >>7205902 caramel

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 19:57:04 2015 No.7210668 >>7207890 le ebic master troll

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:06:29 2015 No.7210697 >>7210149 >>7210340 >>7210416 >>7210434 >>7210449 you can get sour pickles just using salt, but it takes a few days for them to ferment, like sourdough bread.

Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:12:03 2015 No.7210716
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>>7209816

>Proverbs 30:7-9

>7 “Two things I ask of you, Lord;
do not refuse me before I die:
8 Keep falsehood and lies far from me;
give me neither poverty nor riches,
but give me only my daily bread.
9 Otherwise, I may have too much and disown you
and say, ‘Who is the Lord?’
Or I may become poor and steal,
and so dishonor the name of my God.
New International Version (NIV)

Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:14:05 2015 No.7210723

>>7210697

you do realize there's a difference between pickling and fermentation, right?

pickling uses vinegar and a hot pickling liquid, fermentation uses no heat and just sea salt and the lactobacillus bacterium do the fermenting. pickling is pretty instantaneous (overnight is fine), but fermentation can take weeks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 20:59:24 2015 No.7210882 >>7210723 >Pickling is the process of preserving or expanding the lifespan of food by either anaerobic fermentation in brine or immersion in vinegar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:03:33 2015 No.7210892 >>7210882 you know what i was getting at, senpai. don't be so pedantic.. both methods yield very differently tasting end products and aren't the same.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 21:51:22 2015 No.7211021 File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, Jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7208694 I got this, fampai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 22:00:50 2015 No.7211054 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, Jacttest3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7211021 Oops here's the proper one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 22:02:37 2015 No.7211058 >>7211054 can you tell me what those words or letters are at 0:43

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 22:05:16 2015 No.7211062 >>7211021 >>7211054 beautiful

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 22:06:42 2015 No.7211073 >>7211021 beautiful >>7211054 gorgeous

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 22:20:00 2015 No.7211116 File: 16 KB, 300x300, lime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205191 surprised he used fresh limes instead of one of these.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 22:26:14 2015 No.7211127 >>7211021 >>7211054 I'm dyyyyyyying!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 22:59:45 2015 No.7211210 File: 438 KB, 900x611, Where's my wife.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7209816 Calling that number on there leads you to Jack's answering machine, I wonder if he answers it himself during business hours.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 23:17:34 2015 No.7211247 File: 135 KB, 834x496, oli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7209816 Daily reminder that everything else is just motor oil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 28 23:20:20 2015 No.7211255 File: 627 KB, 1280x720, humangarbagepig.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7211247 What a fucking pretentious faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 00:21:22 2015 No.7211370 >>7211210 Where does he live? I want to talk to him about love and life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 00:49:26 2015 No.7211411 File: 119 KB, 617x932, 1432776555864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205416 what the fuck is going through the minds of these people

Anonymous Tue Dec 29 00:50:26 2015 No.7211414

>>7209818
>irreparably fuck it up
>still try to pass it off as a success by using something that was clearly not the undercooked abortion he just made

At least man up and tell everyone you have no idea how to cook pork shoulder

some dipshit out there is going to repeat his nonsense and poison their friends/family

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 00:52:40 2015 No.7211419 >>7205648 i don't understand how anyone can be so oblivious to some of the most basic kitchen shit, if I had not watched any of his other videos, I would swear he was trolling

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 01:26:34 2015 No.7211479 >>7208714 Ad blocker for ibone? No joke. I don't even... abp doesn't seem to work. Hoping there's something I can download? I can't really break it right now, also don't know if I should for reasons

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 01:27:43 2015 No.7211480 >>7211479 >Doesn't have a jailbroken iphone What even.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 01:48:49 2015 No.7211517 >>7205794 He may just be the Herald of Nurgle.

Anonymous Tue Dec 29 02:24:30 2015 No.7211565

>>7211480
>Not the *most* savvy in breaking ibones
>Don't have reliable internet at the time
>not my phone.
Brother may become upset if I fuck with his lent phone too much and loose any weird data he's got on here he thinks he needs.

It's mostly the latter two that are stopping me. I'm sure I could figgure this out if I needed to. I'd just rather not and dload some reliable spamblock if you had any suggestions. If no, I'm gonna stop barking up the wrong tree...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 02:55:55 2015 No.7211611 >>7211565 You can't use your phone in "unapproved" ways until you jailbreak it. That's what it's called a jailbreak.

Anonymous Tue Dec 29 03:06:58 2015 No.7211630

>>7211611
I understand that. I just remember abp (specifically) operating on my non-broke android years ago. It does not on iphones now, apparently. Was just looking for a quick fix if anybody knew one. Not a full blown /g/ discussion the janitors will need to clean up on an irrelevant board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 03:31:06 2015 No.7211657 >>7211054 Can I get a link to the chicken episode? I can't find it and I would god damn LOVE to see the comments on that train wreck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 03:32:54 2015 No.7211660 >>7211657 don't feel like searching fo rthe link but it's the mc-cormick cicken bag one

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 03:57:33 2015 No.7211706 >>7211657 Got you, Senpai. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 09:08:20 2015 No.7211782 >>7211657 you actually won't find many negative comments on his videos. jack goes through them pretty regularly and deletes the ones he finds 'offensive.'

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 12:41:54 2015 No.7212229 File: 285 KB, 500x400, 10348.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 12:43:24 2015 No.7212232 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zXcQDhtZDs new jack I've always wondered why Jack talks to people like they're retarded children >Remember to dip this in coffee, okaaay?? >Tammy, say goodbye

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 12:47:58 2015 No.7212241 >>7205671 If she cooked the way he did she would probably be in shape

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 13:05:56 2015 No.7212288 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAzrjdkTC9M never 4get

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 13:22:27 2015 No.7212321 >>7205818 This horror show? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 13:26:16 2015 No.7212328 File: 851 KB, 928x596, yummo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212321 That's the one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 13:38:20 2015 No.7212354 >>7207826 Seems like somebody /pol/ would like

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 13:46:07 2015 No.7212375 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, aunt myrna is the devil.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212328

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 14:03:17 2015 No.7212397 >>7212288 >Pre-seasoned chicken >I can't believe this happened >Did you read the instructions? 'No' >It was in bold

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 14:11:22 2015 No.7212416 >>7212321 How can anyone even call this shit salad? Is this a 'murrican thing? There seem to be so many "drench this stuff in coolwhip salad" receipies....

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 14:13:02 2015 No.7212420 >>7212232 Take note of the way he ends every sentence with "okay" too. He definitely thinks he's a little smarter than the rest of us rubes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 14:13:18 2015 No.7212421 File: 949 KB, 300x170, cAXwgZe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212321

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 14:16:01 2015 No.7212425 >>7212354 Yeah, supporting Israel in the genocide of Palestinians is exactly what /pol/ would do. Idiot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 14:19:05 2015 No.7212428 >>7212232 God his wife is even more obese than him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 14:21:00 2015 No.7212433 File: 33 KB, 560x340, idrinktoforget.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212375 Jesus fucking christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 14:26:03 2015 No.7212439 >>7211247 And that's why Albertson's went out of business.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 14:48:56 2015 No.7212474 File: 1.03 MB, 234x280, 1443388508735.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212375 ... So he kept the handle of the pot on his right side, stirred with his right hand and HELD THE FUCKING POT HANDLE WITH HIS LEFT HAND GODDAMMIT JA/CK/MAN

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 14:51:01 2015 No.7212480 >>7212439 But they didn't at least not over here in Washington or California

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 14:58:51 2015 No.7212499 File: 123 KB, 496x279, watrudoin.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212232 >too long >a little short >a little short >Alright so anyway we're gonna get these into the oven

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 15:00:54 2015 No.7212503 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, jack doesnt know how to show feelings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212474

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 15:01:11 2015 No.7212504 >>7212480 Here in the Southeast they're basically dead, but Publix is basically running a monopoly on groceries nowadays.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 15:15:46 2015 No.7212540 File: 649 KB, 1056x602, 239852605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212375 i almost want to make it just so i can understand the exact magnitude of horror my poor taste buds would feel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 15:45:47 2015 No.7212620 >>7211782 >>7211657 99% of the comments on that video are bad lol not a single one of his usual replies either

Anonymous Tue Dec 29 16:30:35 2015 No.7212748

>>7212416
I think it's a poorly educated subset of Americans that truly believe that if something is an amalgamation of ingredients and at least one of those ingredients is a fruit or a vegetable, it counts as a salad. This is the same subset of Americans that classified pizza as a vegetable because it has tomato sauce in it (and yes, I know a tomato is a fruit, these morons do not).

Also, they could be from that age where everything was encased in hellman's mayonnaise and gelatin and those were the big party 'salads' of the day (mainly the 50s, 60s, and 70s).

Ruth: Oh let's just put barely cooked chicken into a jello mold with mayonnaise and peas, Helen! It'll be so gosh darned tasty!
Helen: But let's make sure to add gelatin so it holds it's shape, Ruth. It'll have such a nice texture! It'll be a new type of terrine!

Sorry Helen, but that won't be a terrine. That will be a straight up nightmare. Not even the wildlife will eat that shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 16:33:29 2015 No.7212756 >>7212620 Methinks he was too sick from salmonella poisoning to respond.

Anonymous Tue Dec 29 16:35:02 2015 No.7212759
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>>7212748
no its not you faggot. salad just means a bunch of ingredients thrown together in the US. keep projecting anon but sometimes different cultures just have different meanings for things

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 16:42:02 2015 No.7212777 >>7209071 That's the running gag

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:00:31 2015 No.7212819 >>7212748 yuropoor please educate yourself on American (G*d Bless) culture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:04:14 2015 No.7212833 >>7212759 I'm an american you twat. I know what salads are, and what ignoramuses such as yourself think they are. It stops being a 'salad' when you add jello into the mix. Then it becomes the poor man's version of a shitty terrine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:05:11 2015 No.7212835 >>7212833 tell me everything you know about irish stew

Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:10:09 2015 No.7212850

>>7212835
It usually consists of lamb, root vegetables (usually parsnips, potatoes, carrots, onions), rosemary, leeks, and your choice on seasonings, seeing as the recipe differs from family to family. I wouldn't know a whole lot about it seeing as I'm from the South, not up north where the wannabe irish like to congregate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:11:23 2015 No.7212853 File: 6 KB, 160x160, 1396497340537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212850 keep posting. I'm curious how did you find 4chan

Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:16:06 2015 No.7212862
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>>7212748
I thought the pizza as a vegetable thing was a corporate response to the lack of vegetables in school lunches. Or was it a federal response? Given the glassdoors and corruption they're not far apart in many cases like this

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:20:37 2015 No.7212873 >>7212853 Seeing as it was 10 years ago, I don't really remember. It's weird. I can remember exactly what things 4chan has led me to, but not what led me to 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:21:45 2015 No.7212878 File: 1.22 MB, 300x168, 1446218003463.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212873 more

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:22:07 2015 No.7212879 >>7212862 I think it was a combination of both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:25:05 2015 No.7212890 >>7212878 You gotta give me something to work with anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:26:17 2015 No.7212893 >>7212890 well youre just lying to make something up

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:28:00 2015 No.7212900 >>7212893 What exactly am I lying about anon? What am I making up?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:28:04 2015 No.7212901 >>7212748 >I know a tomato is a fruit, these morons do not I'm sick of seeing this nonsense. They're not mutually exclusive. Eggplants, squash, peppers, and eggplants are all botanically classified as fruits and are culinary "vegetables."

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:29:34 2015 No.7212905 File: 2.87 MB, 1000x1000, 1449822538501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212900 >>7212890 G-guys this is a beautiful thread, pls stay on topic

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:30:45 2015 No.7212907 >>7212901 That gardener within rages at this bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:31:34 2015 No.7212910 >>7212900 just go on a rant about your mom fucking a different guy every night or something and how that fucked you in the head

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:36:01 2015 No.7212917 >>7212905 >this is a beautiful thread >>7212375 >>7212375 >>7212375

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:37:09 2015 No.7212922 File: 1.88 MB, 480x270, 1434524621095.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212917 go fuck yourself its whatever I want it to be

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:39:10 2015 No.7212926 >>7212910 No can do man. My parents were fuckin asexual. I don't even know how I came to be. No romance. No desire. No moments where lil Billy caught mommy and daddy doing a special hug. Nothin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:40:58 2015 No.7212928 >>7209436 I'm not going to watch the video but anyone sending their product to him is fucking asking for it. No sympathy.

Anonymous Tue Dec 29 17:50:27 2015 No.7212952

>>7211411
You know how there's threads talking about how nobody knows how to cook?
They're all making shit like this. It's the reason fucking Nutella wont fuck off since the yanks found it a few years ago and now pintrest is covered in 'nutella cupcake' recipies which consist of making a box of cake mix into cupcakes and adding a dollop of nutella to the top.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 18:41:43 2015 No.7213065 >>7212540 Honestly I wouldn't mind making it one day and posting it on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 19:05:24 2015 No.7213099 File: 63 KB, 131x154, ultimate_jack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7213065 Someone did that before and he said he nearly vomited. But that guy had girl hands and deleted the thread or something so maybe you could do it properly this time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 19:40:19 2015 No.7213188 >>7213099 learn to 4chan >>/ck/thread/S6812321

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 19:42:37 2015 No.7213197 >>7213188 kek I remember this thread. I'm the one that found OP's house

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 19:54:56 2015 No.7213222 >>7212232 >biscottis Isn't biscotti plural already?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 19:56:37 2015 No.7213224 >>7213222 yes. youre already on the internet why would you type that here rather into a search engine

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 19:59:18 2015 No.7213229 >>7213197 >lying >on the internet >2016 Find my house and send pizzas pls

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 20:01:22 2015 No.7213237 >>7213224 Google is down in Alaska atm and fuck using Bing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 20:02:07 2015 No.7213241 File: 2.02 MB, 1499x741, 1440520733860.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7213229 this was his either OP's or his friend's house and his name is peter schmidt. he lives in kingswood, texas. I just linked the thread why dont you read it

Anonymous Tue Dec 29 20:07:12 2015 No.7213253

>>7213241
Because if I wanted to have someone doxxed I also would leave a detailed letter in plain view in the very first image of a "cooking thread".

Making and attempting the party cheese salad seems like too steep a price to have someone doxxed, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 20:10:34 2015 No.7213260 >>7213253 you can call and ask 2817322711

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 20:15:21 2015 No.7213269 >>7213188 >learn to 4chan >uses a site that's not 4chan Wut

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 20:42:43 2015 No.7213321 >>7213269 that's the /ck/ archive, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 20:44:39 2015 No.7213326 >>7205655 >snapping his spaghetti who cares

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 21:19:49 2015 No.7213421 >>7207826 realistically though, you know all this because you wanted to find reasons to hate on him in the first place, that is all really obscure information that doesn't form a notable basis for his behaviour or public profile

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 21:20:39 2015 No.7213426 >>7207832 Fuck off Jack, Joey shilling here is bad enough.

Anonymous Tue Dec 29 21:34:27 2015 No.7213477

>>7213421
No.

We know all this because Jack puts his views out publicly. Even in his cooking videos he shows a lack of intelligence with his refusal to read instructions, or to test things out before making a video. He's an idiot and his views, which he expresses on YouTube for everyone to see, only makes it worse.

He's an arrogant ass and thinks he deserves the more than he already has because he's shared his aunt's glorious jelly salad with the world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 23:19:17 2015 No.7213767 >>7213421 He didn't even bring up the fact that he is a morbidly obese, staunchly religious, parochial manchild that attempts to teach people how to do things he cannot himself do...

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 23:34:00 2015 No.7213797 >>7212375 So is this a a dinner? Is this a dessert? Is it this a lunch? When the fuck would you eat this disgrace to food?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 23:43:39 2015 No.7213823 File: 58 KB, 553x759, 1311761239623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7205642 did he microwave that shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 23:54:31 2015 No.7213848 >>7213797 The end of days.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 23:56:55 2015 No.7213857 File: 102 KB, 746x500, 1444613247594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7211054 Holy shit this is amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 23:59:23 2015 No.7213863 File: 2.06 MB, 150x173, 1450275598723.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7211054

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 29 23:59:23 2015 No.7213864 >>7212232 why the fuck he puts his whole hand inside the bowl when he's using the electric beater i can already see a finger tangled between that

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 00:00:50 2015 No.7213867 File: 30 KB, 576x416, 1325516238027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7209011 oh god no >what are forks? >what is cooking

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 00:17:40 2015 No.7213911 >>7212241 Yeah? So jack is 'in shape' to you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 00:22:47 2015 No.7213927 >>7211054 fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 00:37:15 2015 No.7213972 File: 40 KB, 580x530, 1311679904995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212375

Anonymous Wed Dec 30 00:39:35 2015 No.7213978

>>7212759
Even burgers aren't this dumb.

A burger is just a bunch of shit thrown together too, but burgers KNOW a burger isn't no salad. Every burger knows that, right down to his every last fat "cell". A burger knows a burger because he can burger. Burger burgers sure as shit don't salad, they burger; and burger hard.

Some salads are a burger, if you make them right. Right between two all-beef parties special sauce let us onion s ssspecial (oh shit, I already said 'special sauce'), m.s.-samie seeds eeds.(?seeds guys, let's think about the future). Fuck

Am I right guys?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 00:41:28 2015 No.7213981 >>7213823 Should've popped it in the microwave for a minute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 00:41:55 2015 No.7213983 File: 46 KB, 550x804, fdgsfgdfg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7212375 Jesus Christ I don't know what to make of that shit. I mean when do you eat it? Never of course.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 00:43:05 2015 No.7213988 >>7205648 nobody notices how he scrapes the bone with that beautiful shun? although from the looks of it it's dull as fuck now

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 00:43:25 2015 No.7213990 >>7213978 Is that you Sam Hyde?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 00:47:24 2015 No.7214006 >>7212375 WHAT DID YOU EXPECT

Anonymous Wed Dec 30 00:50:30 2015 No.7214021
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>moved from socal to Tennessee like 2 years ago
>box of stater bros bread crumbs in one of his newer vids
>staters is a socal only supermarket

he actually packed up a box of stale bread crumbs and moved them, still using them 2 years later. BEAUTIFUL

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 04:04:57 2015 No.7214588 >>7209011 /r/ing someone speeding this up and overlaying DMC's style meter somewhere on there this clip or the one where he uses two knives to cut meat

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 04:07:10 2015 No.7214595 >>7209816 >distilled vinegar twice wut the main ingredients are ketchup, vinegar, and mustard with varying amounts of sugars and spices.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 04:11:51 2015 No.7214599 Caesar Dressing

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 04:35:38 2015 No.7214620 >>7214595 >distilled vinegar twice >wut vinegar in the ketchup, and then plain vinegar added as another ingredient

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 04:36:58 2015 No.7214623 >>7210149 Why the fuck did it take 3 goddamn minutes to get to the actual fucking show. I mean, the other anons are also on spot, but WHAT. It's supposed to be a cooking show, not a fucking blog. I'm mad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 05:32:26 2015 No.7214703 >>7205594 Why is his jar so shitty?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 05:34:48 2015 No.7214706 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

Anonymous Wed Dec 30 05:55:25 2015 No.7214733

>>7212748
>I know a tomato is a fruit, these morons do not
The single worst culinary meme.
Tomatoes are fruits, botanically. Culinary, they're a vegetable. There's no fucking botanical "vegetable" category. If you're going to go ahead calling tomatoes fruits then please be sure to call cucumbers and eggplants fruits as well, potatoes tubers, and god save your worthless soul if you don't call peanuts legumes.

>>	Mora Guy Wed Dec 30 06:02:59 2015 No.7214737 >>7214733 >aspergers:the post.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 06:10:44 2015 No.7214747 >>7214737 This is coming from a namefag

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 06:17:57 2015 No.7214750 >>7205665 Every time I see one of his cooking videos, I feel like it's the kind of video some other, better cook would upload on April Fools to troll people.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 06:21:01 2015 No.7214753 >>7212375 I wouldn't even feed that to a fucking pig.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 06:31:16 2015 No.7214763 >>7214737 technically.. any fruiting body of a plant is called a "fruit".

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 08:46:25 2015 No.7214877 >>7209816 >ingredients >spices Whut? Which spices, isn't that the point of an ingredients list?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 09:18:13 2015 No.7214912 >>7212910 But anon, I'm an normalfag. I had a normal childhood and I party with my friends on the weekend.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 13:22:27 2015 No.7215372 https://youtu.be/degvxPl1cBM?t=7m45s is Jack just so lazy that every time he says "We're going to edit this out" but he never does or is that just his shit sense of humor

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 13:28:20 2015 No.7215386 File: 1.60 MB, 1334x750, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7215372 The waitress is qt as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 13:31:27 2015 No.7215393 >>7205191 I dont know what the fuck I just watched

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 13:35:35 2015 No.7215402 >>7215386 >by dick By dick indeed, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 13:41:21 2015 No.7215418 File: 1.51 MB, 1334x750, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7215402 I'm thinking about calling the restaurant and asking to speak to her then ask her how annoying Jack was to deal with, then ask her to be my gf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 15:17:31 2015 No.7215642 >>7212288 of course he reacts like an asshole when they ask him if he read any directions

Anonymous Wed Dec 30 15:41:03 2015 No.7215695

>>7215372
>jack has to bend down to get into the building, "I ain't bending over for anybody"
>puts fucking tobasco on his oyster and makes fun of his friend for putting it on a cracker
>"Did you just shake up the mustard?"

god how does jack have any damn friend he's such an ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 15:53:37 2015 No.7215725 >>7215372 at 5:25 why is the other guy so excited about edamame?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 15:59:44 2015 No.7215739 >>7215695 >"Did you just shake up the mustard?" Of course he doesn't know to shake it if you don't want that watery precum bullshit that comes out if you don't... remember that salsa and cream cheese monstrosity?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 16:02:28 2015 No.7215742 File: 873 KB, 870x498, Jack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I fucking hate this fat cunt

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 16:06:52 2015 No.7215754 File: 945 KB, 1280x720, euphoria.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you'll never experience the touch of God like Jack

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 16:09:47 2015 No.7215761 maybe we should start barraging his youtube videos trying to convince him to start up his own restaurant 2bh

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 16:11:40 2015 No.7215766 >>7215754 jesus, what a fat sack of shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 16:12:46 2015 No.7215770 >>7215372 Jack is such a dick head wtf. Either that or hes just really stupid

Anonymous Wed Dec 30 16:20:27 2015 No.7215789
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>>7215372
>bunch of weed jokes
>bunch of vagina jokes
>gay jokes

this guy definitely just went on for the plug of his grass company and he's definitely a friend of the restaurant with how much shit he knows about the owner. I love how little these people want to talk when jack makes them talk about their food in the restaurant his response each time was mmm yeah thats real

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 16:21:34 2015 No.7215791 >>7215754 I love that the guy kept calling him fabulous

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 16:30:48 2015 No.7215811 >>7215761 he cooks in the south people will eat there as long as he throws cheese and button on it

>>	photoshop anon Wed Dec 30 16:42:33 2015 No.7215839 File: 105 KB, 800x636, jack_pepe_meatwad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7215761 Say jack did start a restaurant, what items would you guys want to see on the menu besides the obvious jack salads and ice water burgers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 16:43:50 2015 No.7215841 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, tomatoe and cheese flavored mush.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7215839 pig slop

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 16:46:30 2015 No.7215849 File: 27 KB, 202x183, 1439920510624.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7215841 >the 7 ounds of cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 16:47:45 2015 No.7215852 File: 1.72 MB, 1334x750, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7215839 Jack's world famous juicy and moist bag chicken.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 16:50:40 2015 No.7215860 >>7205220 uncooked/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 16:51:20 2015 No.7215862 File: 19 KB, 250x178, 1303863750126s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7215841 >milk

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 17:11:05 2015 No.7215900 >>7213797 It's calorie dense so it's perfect for people lacking food, but I think not even homeless people would touch that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 17:11:23 2015 No.7215901 >>7215841 I'm just scared that her nails are going to break off and mix in with the food

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 17:13:14 2015 No.7215902 >>7215695 a bunch of my friends are basically jack I like having them around because it makes me feel smarter

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 17:19:12 2015 No.7215911 I want to thank you anons for posting these webms and gifs so I wouldn't have to watch them on YT and delete the cookies afterwards after YT starts recommending me more shitty recipe channels.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 17:21:50 2015 No.7215918 That poor Lagunitas IPA didn't deserve this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 17:24:04 2015 No.7215929 >>7215811 do you mean butter phoneposter scum?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 17:29:51 2015 No.7215939 >>7215929 dont you talk to me like that. I'm just drunk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 17:50:06 2015 No.7215972 >>7215911 I always watch the cu/ck/ in private browsing to stop that

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 17:54:29 2015 No.7215982 >>7215754 found my new favorite ja/ck/ webm

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 21:28:58 2015 No.7216542 >>7215754 Did he just take a bite out the top of a taco?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 21:45:51 2015 No.7216589 >>7215372 How many intro's does Jack have? I might compile them all.

Anonymous Wed Dec 30 21:47:11 2015 No.7216593

>>7215839
> Appetizers
Jalapeno Jack cheese stuffed Twinkies
Stater Bros chips and guacamole (90% sour cream of course)
Popcorn chicken with Hershey syrup dipping sauce

>Salads
Bean and mayo
Jello and mayo
Caesar (can substitute Doritos for iceberg lettuce upon request)

> Entres
Chicken tar tar
Party Salad Pizza
Bison Burger served blue or rare
Deconstructed corndog
Hot Pocket Casserole (chef's selection of 4 different kinds of hot pockets mashed together with craft singles, whole milk, and cooked until the center is just barely warm)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 21:51:09 2015 No.7216603 >>7216593 >Deconstructed corndog kek The chicken should be 'rare' and don't forget the t-rex pulled pork pita pockets with pringle mousse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 21:54:37 2015 No.7216616 >>7216593 Forgot >Desserts Vanilla ice cream with hot Jack's bbq sauce fudge Literally half a bag of brown sugar served in a deep fried bread bowl Store bought log of cookie dough covered in fruit loop crumble

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 21:59:48 2015 No.7216637 >>7216603 tar tar should be tartare, as in raw. I am a retard. We could add pulled pork to the menu: >Jack's famous pulled pork Whole pork shoulder cooked on an early 90s laptop running Minecraft for 15 minutes. Shredded table side by Jack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 22:04:59 2015 No.7216661 >>7216637 I would love to see a menu mocked up. He would try to be as hip as possible with the prices, eg. Chicken Tartar with toffeed BBQ chips 8.2 Crystal spring blessed water 4.77

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 22:11:21 2015 No.7216685 >>7216593 >>7216603 >>7216616 >>7216637 >>7216661 Will Tammy be my server? Will Jack Jr. provide entertainment?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 22:12:05 2015 No.7216690 >>7205191 What Jack video is this? I don't even know what I would look up to find it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 22:12:58 2015 No.7216692 >>7214021 maybe he ordered some

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 22:17:28 2015 No.7216706 >>7216685 Tammy is the hostess and garbage can. Jack Jr was banned from the restaurant for drilling a glory hole in the men's room.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 30 22:29:21 2015 No.7216745 >>7215841 Certainly does look like something someone would take to a church picnic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 04:34:08 2015 No.7217611 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSIVFJGmUmo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mXcUPX2MU so when will Jack Jr. supplant his father and carry on the family business?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 04:40:31 2015 No.7217617 File: 461 KB, 854x480, screenshot-www.youtube.com 2015-12-31 01-39-38.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Jack conversing with someone of the same mental development

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 08:28:57 2015 No.7217656 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gbUM9oHBNI >healthy cooking tips with jack >2010 >promises to lose 50 lbs within the end of the year >almost 2016 >still fat as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 09:07:18 2015 No.7217689 File: 939 KB, 1280x960, gfire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Happy 2016 /ck/! >Goals this year: Cook with Jack Eat with Jack Create Youtube animation series with Jack Expose Joey for who he is Gfire out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 31 09:45:01 2015 No.7217730 >>7208833 Bill Hicks was right. Creationists really do look like God rushed making them.

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