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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Food porn? Food porn!

>> No.7229452
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>> No.7229506

>>7229399
porn thread s are against the rules on blue boards.

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>> No.7229512

>can download files at over 3 mb/s
>webm under 3 mb takes minutes to load or fails to load at all
thanks 4chan

>> No.7229605

>>7229493

Quite the show but those that even taste good?

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>> No.7229623

>>7229452

Some guidance for the step taken between 0:18 and 0:20 would be welcome

>> No.7229638

>>7229623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOjY61tlh98

>> No.7229663

>>7229623
What the hell needs explaining, it was shown right there.

1) Find a spherical container that opens/closes at the hemisphere
2) Pour melted chocolate into the container
3) Close and rotate to cover the inner surface of the container with chocolate

>> No.7229664

>>7229605
It's a rum martinez infused with wood smoke, so that depends on how much you like rum and bitters.

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>> No.7229737

>>7229714
>banana not square on one side
lazy fucks

>> No.7229787

>>7229453
Disgusting

>> No.7229816

>>7229453
FOUND THE AMERICAN AND/OR POLICE OFFICER.

>> No.7229839

>>7229663

My bad, I didn't see the container being openable at the hemisphere.

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>> No.7229897

>>7229891
>Can't cook an omlette
>Blames the pan

EVERY TIME.

>> No.7229901

>>7229897
actually in this case he blamed the magic bullet

>I'm so disappointed this came out like this
>but it blended so well... yet it doesn't even cook well

>> No.7229915

>>7229897
isn't it hard to cook an omelet that isn't non-stick, or when the adhesive on your non-stick pan is flaking?

>> No.7229918

>>7229901
Oh I got it wrong. I'm almost certain there's one where he blames some pan for his inability to cook.

>Magic Bullet review
>Doesn't follow the recipe/instructions
>Uses his own cooking """""skills"""""
>Salsa sucks
>BETTER BLAME THE PRODUCT

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>>7229918
>>7229928
>>7229891
Every single one of his product reviews are just trigger fuel for me.

>Buy really expensive induction cooktop
>Use $8 pan from Walmart on it
>Use on the lowest setting (aka Keep Warm) to cook scrambled eggs
>HURR THIS DOESN'T COOK THE EGG EVENLY, THIS WOULD BE COOKED IN 2 MINS ON A STOVE, THIS IS EMBARASSING

But hey, this thread is about food porn right?

>> No.7230089

>>7229399
I was really hoping that was going to be a Howard the Duck webm.

>> No.7230160

>>7229714
>cauliflower three times

>> No.7230202

>>7230160
this

>> No.7230206

>>7229493
That was incredible.

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>> No.7230233

>>7229816
yeah, donuts are gross
ewww

>> No.7230455

>>7229493
but why

>> No.7230545

>>7229493
While this is gorgeous and great theatre (and I'm guessing would be quite the experience to consume), I just can't get the idea of some insanely cringeworthy fedora lusting over this.

>> No.7230589

>>7230545

It's a swanky Tokyo bar.

Hiro's owned the site for however long and probably wouldn't understand what "fedora" means.

Let the Japanese have their excesses and eccentricities.

>> No.7230602

>>7229493
>you can still smoke inside in japan

They won the real war.

>> No.7230613

>>7230214

Anchovies are delicious.

>> No.7230616

>>7230602
>censored porn
>critically low birth rate

...maybe not

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>>7229493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxRzzm-mjCE

>tfw this channel stopped uploading years ago

>> No.7230627

>>7230617
wait a fucking minute, they put a few new ones up last month.

neat

>> No.7231943

>>7229915
No. Even if it was, the webm shows it clearly is non-stick - the way in which he stirred to omelette combined with temperature and cooking time is what went wrong here.