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Man cooking Egg Omelette and giving it to customer on bread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

>> No.7457585

I have no idea what the appeal is of this video, yet I watch it again every time it gets posted.

>> No.7457624

>>7457585
>I have no idea what the appeal is of this video
>/ck/-food and cooking
>food and cooking

I fucking wonder, retard.

>> No.7457633

>>7457624

English can't possibly be your first language.

>> No.7457640

This video is stupid

OP is stupid.

>> No.7457647

>>7457580
But why does no one clap?

>> No.7457653

>>7457633
It's my first three, fuck yo mum.

>> No.7457663

>>7457580
>The size of those eggs

That can't be chicken right?

>> No.7457695

>>7457580
It's a fucking egg sandwich. that's all it is. Jesus Christ.

>> No.7457698

>>7457653
>>7457633
>>7457624
>>7457585

Get a room you two.

>> No.7457728

>>7457695

Well his egg sandwich has managed to give your jimmies a firm rustling so maybe there is more to it than meets the eye!

>> No.7457732

>>7457580
>warm bread, not toast

Buddy, what are you even doing?

>> No.7457742

>>7457624

Reading comprehension.

Get some retard.

>> No.7457777

>>7457663
Those are normal chicken sized eggs? You okay, bro?

>>7457732
If you look he pours oil in which browns the bread much like a grilled cheese sandwich. It's almost identical to toast and you can see it golden brown on the outside. It's not just warm raw bread. Look closer. Study the dirtiness of it and see.

>> No.7457796

>>7457742
Stop samefagging, put in place Anon.

>> No.7457834

>>7457580
A lot of indian food vendors seem to always have a look of both angry suspicion and pride at the same time.

>> No.7457837

>>7457580
>white people feeling the need to film everything
>look Jim the locals know what eggs are
I hate whoever filmed this video so much

>> No.7457840

>six million views

All /ck/

>> No.7457901

>>7457580
food stand food is best food

>> No.7457921

>>7457695
>egg sandwich
No it's an omelette on bread

>> No.7457922

>>7457777
No, it's not been cooked long enough to be toasted, for one, and, for two, he coated it in egg so the bread can't toast. It's a warm bread and fried egg sandwich.

>> No.7457923

>>7457796

>be a complete idiot
>more than one person calls you out on being an idiot

S-s-same f-fag!!

>> No.7457934

>>7457922
Your dubs can not argue with quads. Obviously, you are wrong. Apologize immediately.

>> No.7457939

>>7457923
Just because you wait more than a minute doesn't make it any less obvious.

>> No.7457967

Looks cool but I guess you'd die of various illnesses once you eat it thanks to all the poo in the food

>> No.7457984

>>7457967
ffs.

Step 1. Get an immune system.
Step 2. Conquer your fear and prejudice
Step 3. See the world.
Step 4. ???
Step 5. ENLIGHTENMENT!!!!

>> No.7458003

>>7457834
hes afraid they are capturing his soul

>> No.7458030

>>7457967
most indian street vendors rely on flashy tricks to hypnotize you into forgetting about the poo.

>> No.7458040

>>7457984
>>7457967
I'd be more concerned about gutter oil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

>> No.7458066

>>7457921
its fuckin toast at this point what a fucking moron.
like seriously, how do you not know basic noun descriptions? really stupid guy.

>> No.7458070

>>7457580
>handles raw eggs
>touches raw vegetables
>over and over and...

No wonder people over there get liquid shits.

>> No.7458075

>>7458040
Yeah. The world's a tough room. you keep your head on a swivel. That said, I'm not really worried about gutter oil in most of the world. India for instance tends to use clarified butter, called Ghee. Most places have a solution for cooking oil. What you see in China is a symptom of rampant overpopulation, and a nation that is just entering the industrial age. Even then, there are laws in place, and you can always avoid street vendors.

>> No.7458081

>>7458070
Which he then immediately cooks at searing hot temperatures. The western world has become so full of giant pussies.

>> No.7458115
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7458115

New R K Kailash Omelette Center Ahmedabad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bc9Rb69hjI

>> No.7458137

>>7458081
>searing hot temperatures
>contaminated onion embalmed in likely undercooked egg is really feeling that searing heat
Ok. Enjoy your aids from your filthy street mongers who probably don't wash their hands.

>> No.7458146

>>7458137
I will. Good luck on that immune system thing. I'm sure your contributions are much appreciated by the various antibiotic resistant bacteria you are cultivating.

>> No.7458154

>>7458115
>1:47
That guys hands are inmune to heat

>> No.7458161

>>7458115
Lookin good

>> No.7458167

>>7458115
If this guy enters the /ck/ challenge I'm fucked

>> No.7458171

Isn't it weird to think how different people's lives are? We are here (living somehwere) sitting around on an image board shitposting and watching videos, and these guys stand on the street and cook omlettes for their entire lives and probably will never leave their home town or know anything of the outside world. I envy them.

The world is strange.

>> No.7458174

>>7458115
And this is the kind of street vendor you look for. He's clean cut. is wearing clean clothes. Sure, he's not washing his hands, but you know he takes care of that stall.

>> No.7458177

>>7458171
At least they get mired

>> No.7458186

>>7457580
For a guy who presumably spends all day cracking eggs open I'm surprised he doesn't do it one handed. Also:
>one (1) egg
lol enjoy ur no gainz

>>7457834
Maybe because yet another tourist cunt is not only filming them, but also shining a bright cellphone light in their face to get better picture. And then they're going to post it to facebook saying "omg I just love the food and culture here, it's so pure and laid back :)" while the guy frying your egg hates his job, works 10 hours a day and would kill to live in your country instead.

>> No.7458188

>>7458174
Yes, you can clearly tell he knows what he's doing and takes pride on what he does, and should be, because he is very skilled (he does everything with just one tiny stove and one pan). The way he carefully arranges the meals, his mise en place, etc., all good.

>> No.7458191

>>7458171
That's why I say throw caution to the wind, and go see the world. Forget about the constant "Those places are dirty and/or dangerous" shit that people spew, and go out and see awesome people just doing what they do.
Imagine how much less racist and elitist bullshit we would have in the world if people just got out and saw shit. From my travels to Haiti, Rural Mexico, and Vietnam, I will tell you that most people are cool as fuck. I've been invited into homes by people I just met to share their dinner. I've had tea with shopkeepers that just wanted to talk about America, and share their own stories. Hell, even the the suburbs of Sydney are bearable if you're cool to people.

>> No.7458219

>>7458075
>What you see in China is a symptom of rampant overpopulation
Of course you'd know better than the Chinese guy in the video that says it's because Chinese people are always scamming each other.

Also India is more overpopulated than china, but you said yourself that Hindus aren't scamming each other with gutter oil.

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7458227

Less shitposting more street food porn

>> No.7458246

>>7458191

I have traveled the world and I hate it. People are disgusting. 99% of the population are savage barbarians.

Fuck you hippie peace and love bullshit.

>> No.7458249

>>7458219
In India, they have a dairy cow population that is protected by a religious philosophy, and they use those cows to produce their cooking fat. As stated at the start of the video, china has had a cooking oil shortage for some time. Demand and a lack of supply creates black market products. Overpopulation is still an issue, hence the demand. India stumbled into a means to increase supply.

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>>7458246
I think I mentioned the whole, be cool to people thing, right?

>Fuck you hippie peace and love bullshit.

Not cool, man.

>> No.7458256

>>7458070

>people over there get liquid shits

you mean white foreigners traveling there get liquid shits

god you're retarded

>> No.7458269

>>7458256
Pretty much this. When I first started traveling as a white boy from Ohio, just out of HS, eager to see the world, local food could cause problems. But after a day or so, it would go away. I would still avoid drinking tap water most places. It's worth the price to find someplace selling imported bottled water, and keeping a stash of it in your room. Montezuma's revenge is a real and terrifying thing.

>> No.7458275

>>7458174

Take a look at the towel he uses to wipe off his hands.

>> No.7458280

>>7458275
>Sure, he's not washing his hands
Yep. Noted. Not concerned.

>> No.7458370

>>7458171

you're a fucking idiot

>> No.7458381

>>7457580
Whoa putting the bread on the egg while cooking. Woew, this changes everything.

>> No.7458395

>>7458219
Have you been to India at all? Pooinloos scam eachother with worse than gutter oil all the time.

>> No.7458402

>>7458280

Either you're licking streets every day or you live in India.

>> No.7458446

>>7458402
Nope. I just don't buy into all the antibacterial bullshit. I wash my hands when they are visibly dirty. As in, I have pissed or shat on them somehow. I also wash after handling raw meat. I don't shy away from food from prepared by street vendors. Look around. most stalls don't have water hookups, let alone hand washing stations. I count on my body's immune system to protect me from the nasties. Basically, if you see locals happily munching on something, it's probably safe to eat. Don't let the media frighten you into living a sheltered life. Experience everything you can.

>> No.7458464

>>7458446

So you don't wash your hands after taking a piss or wiping your ass because you haven't pissed or shat on them directly?
And sure, the "locals" happily eat away because their digestive/immune system has adjusted to all that (sometimes literal) shit in their food. Doesn't mean that a digestive system used to Western sanitary standards can handle it.

>> No.7458482

>>7458464
What more do you want me to say? I travel, and I eat their food. So yeah, I avoid antibacterial cleansers. Can you really not wipe your ass without smearing your hands in shit?

>> No.7458504

>>7458464
Nobody's digestive or immune system has "adjusted" to foodborne illness. Certain types of foodborne illness are incredibly common in third-world countries because a lot of shit gets stored at room temperature due to lack of refrigeration and lack of knowledge. The lack of hygiene is just the cherry on the shit sundae.

>> No.7458521

>>7458482

Rajesh, you're making it worse for your people.

>> No.7458525

>>7458070

I'd recommend never setting foot in the kitchen of your favorite swanky, date night restaurant if you think this is just a 3rd world thing.

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>>7458227

>> No.7458563

>>7458525
You're on CK. People here only dine in 3 star restaurants, accompanied by the michelin man hiself.

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>>7458563

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>>7458560

>> No.7458597

>>7458568
Damn this nigga can control the rice

>> No.7458642

>>7458560
I'd eat that. In fact, I think I am going to make me some eggs right the fuck now.

>> No.7458650

>>7457580
memetastic

>> No.7458660

>>7458030
I was thinking the same thing, he's wiping his hand on a rag, I mean the heat in the pan will kill most things, but then he sprinkled what looked like salt and spices ontop and served it in a disposable plate, something tells me he goes through the trash and reuses those disposable plates.
>>7458081
High heat does kill most things, but he sprinkled some crap ontop with his fingers, doubt the top was hot enough to kill the poo. Guess its something like playing Russian roulette with your a'hole.
>>7458115
This guy actually looks presentable, but look at the rag he wipes his fingers on, then he handles uncooked sides like cheese and some veggies, again, if you're not exposed to this level of bacteria that festers and thrives in this humid environment, you're gonna be on the toilet. If you just ate the cooked stuff you'd probably be ok, except for that half way under cooked egg he chucked into the metal food tray, and god knows how they clean those metal trays. Yea, if I had to risk a street vendor, I'd go with this guy, but just chow down on the stuff that's cooked, forget the uncooked sides.
>>7458256
Right, look at the guy eating the food in the video, he looks half dead, like he's shit out his intestines a few times a month in his life, but maybe not, it's just the really high level of humidity in the air.

>> No.7458666
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7458666

>Be of the Indian diaspora
>Always grow up eating "poached" eggs
>Turn 11 have sleepover at a mate's house
>His parents are posh and we have actually poached eggs for breakfast
>Come home and question my mum
>Figure out that the "poached" eggs I've always eaten are actually fried eggs
>Mfw

>> No.7458704

>>7458504
>nobody's body has "adjusted" to food-borne illness
incorrect. There are food-borne illnesses that the body simply does not adjust to yes, but to say that is true generally as you did does a disservice to local immunity. If you are new to an area then your body does not have built up immunity to the many local bacteria flora that tend to occupy that area specifically.
Absolutely a good thing to have proper hand-washing and meat-handling, but what would be enough to kill or even sicken a foreign individual is going to be different from the amount for a local who has long-term exposure to small amounts.

>> No.7460484

>>7457580
T-tuco?

>> No.7460497

Rojak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD-EznoOcb0

>> No.7460532
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7460532

>>7458666
>Not eating eggs poached in oil

>> No.7460611
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>>7458115
>Splitting an egg with a spatula
There has got to be some shell in some of those dishes. THERE HAS GOT TO BE.

>Dipping the spatula in oil to aid frying
>Juggling bread and buns like it's nothing
Maybe not..

>> No.7460637

>>7460497
bollywood tier

>> No.7460644

>>7457984
>get an immune system
>acquire e-coli
>acquire salmonella
>die
You're dumb.

>> No.7460695

>>7458660
>he sprinkled some crap ontop with his fingers
>some crap

That would be salt.

>> No.7460699

>>7460695
It was not salt. It was brown.

>> No.7460706

>>7460699
Pretty sure it's salt.

>> No.7460718

>>7458660
Not to mention that tin can he mixed the egg in. Imagine the inside of that after 5 hours in that heat. You would be lucky if you didn't end up with cholera.

>> No.7460724

>>7460706
You're right. It is salt. I thought he put salt before for some reason. I apologize.

>> No.7460749
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7460749

This video gives me this shits just watching it, but I know i'd probably eat there anyway

I've always had this fascination with street food in big cities. Its like i'm drawn toward any shitty, greasy, dimly lit little food corner I see.
I just know its going to be the death of me some day

>> No.7461514

>>7457580
Don't they find it awkward that their rival food stall look exactly the same and are next to each other?

>> No.7461545
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7461545

>>7461514

Every time I see this video I imagine this guy thinking, "fuck you uncle Tuco, if they just bought an egg from my stall I'd be an internet sensation with 7 million views!"

>> No.7461604 [DELETED] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCLYieehzGs

>> No.7461622

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCLYieehzGs

>> No.7461623

>>7457647
because no one was burgerclap

>> No.7461649

>>7457837
I hate this shit.
I like looking at old photos because I can feel some nostalgia, But I mean like 8 years old. Not fucking 8 hours old when some cunt's upload them to facebook and tagged you in erry photo because they have fuck all else better to do.

>> No.7461676

>>7461649
You realize those old photos were new at some point?

>> No.7461704
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7461704

what is he adding to the egg at this point in the video?

>> No.7461709

>>7461704
chopped red onion

>> No.7461802

>>7458174
He also didn't wash his hands after taking a shit on the street.

>> No.7461815

>>7461802
>I posted the joke again!

>> No.7461820

>>7461815
Is it a joke if it really happens?

>> No.7461826 [DELETED] 

>>7461704
Poo.

>> No.7461842

>>7457580
Why does he look so suspicious? He's mean mugging the camera man the entire video, barely breaks eye contact.

>> No.7461863

>>7461842
Maybe he doesn't have a permit for the stall and is wary of being taped. Or he just doesn't understand what's worth taping in the most run of the mill egg on bread he's ever made. When I lived in India, there was an egg stall just like this a few hundred feet from my house. I'm sure his fried egg sandwiches were better than him. Though indidnt appreciate it at the time as anything more than a midnight drunk snack.

>> No.7461876

>>7461863
Probably. I just can tell he doesn't appreciate being filmed at all.

>> No.7461882

>>7457580
Would pay 2 daughters for that seasoned pan

>> No.7461887

>>7461842
>JUST.jpg

Picture yourself breaking eggs the whole day, for weeks, months, years, to give your wife every single penny you make. All I see in those eyes is the lack of soul.

>> No.7461897

>>7457633
>being a native English speaker
>A good thing
Got bad news for you Oliver...

>> No.7461970

>>7461622
Dam son

>> No.7461984

>>7461545
>Tuco
You know they're Indian right? Not Mexican

>> No.7461988

>>7461984
The intended humor has overshot your cranium by a significant degree

>> No.7462062

>>7458115
Am i misaken in thinking he grated a hard boiled egg at one point?

>> No.7462143

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meNgZdu8tIk

this one even has music and an autistic narrator

>> No.7462152

>>7462143
dank af

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>>7461704
>>7461826
There's definitely some poo, I think I even smell some from here.

>> No.7462174

>>7462143
DANK
A
N
K

>> No.7462186

>>7462143
In all fairness, the grill press for 7 minutes may kill some bad stuff in the fecal matter that's probably spread all over the place. I'm pretty sure the tomatoes and green peppers are loaded with fecal matter from use of night soil. Yea guys, they use poo to fertilize in India.

>> No.7462204

>>7458186
>works 10 hours a day

is there anything wrong with this?

>> No.7462222

>>7462204
>been working for 10 hours in a tiny stall
>only differences in orders being two ingredients
>some gimp turns up with a camera to film you making the hundredth eggy bread with onion of the day
>doesn't even buy one himself
>probably thinks the tourist is responsible for the boo in the loo

>> No.7462223

>>7461622
"...like your hair."

This nigga charismatic af

>> No.7462231

yall guys are literally sheltered neckbeards, otherwise i couldnt explain the stupid comments ive read. holy fuck.

>> No.7462232

more street food porn pls

>> No.7462235

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYwKAxZSyFM

>> No.7462240

>>7462204
>is there anything wrong with this?
try a 60hr week yourself. Especially with a monotonous job

>> No.7462242

>>7462231
Howdy Reddit!

>> No.7462243

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX0Fxv5V1Bs

>> No.7462245

>>7461622
>it's all a script and there are dozens of guys doing this routine
Makes it better for me imagining all these guys leaving the one place with their carts at the crack of dawn going on their merry way.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_9hmRaAlPU

>> No.7462248

>>7458560
Truthfully though, as someone who has travelled a fair amount and has eaten a decent amount of street food, Japanese street food is fucking terrible.

They haven't figured that food needs to be kept warm.

>> No.7462275

>>7458568
>>7458597
That dude's on some anime shit with that rice

I bet he claps it's hands and it parts

>> No.7462293

Anyone want a shell burger?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xqc42bmLW8

>> No.7462306

>>7462143
Just imagine the smell of those guys. Let's face it, you can smell an indian a block away.

>> No.7462308

>>7458115
That seriously might have been the best cooking video I've ever seen,

>> No.7462323

>>7462235
And you wonder why germany is full of kebab

>> No.7462327

>>7462235
Guy in the red shirt wraps the kebab like a little bitch
otherwise 9/10

>> No.7462335

man I could watch these videos all damn day

>> No.7462360

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz1kDQEHJaU

Pretty good here famalam.

>> No.7462369

>>7458560
I want to try this but only if get to be the one who slices the omelette open.

>> No.7462374

>>7462245
pork is not halal
delete this

>> No.7462385

>>7458115
>New R K Kailash Omelette Center Ahmedabad

There's something about these specific food stalls that I find endearing. There was a stall that I saw in Hong Kong that I can't remember the name of but had an indian guy selling only individual shots of whisky or vodka

>> No.7462389

>>7462360
>GUTTEROIL
>U
>T
>T
>E
>R
>O
>I
>L.

>> No.7462448

>>7462389
You'll eat fucking dessert ramen, don't come to me bitching about gutter oil.

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>>7458597
caption: /ck/

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>>7458115

>using a hacksaw blade to cut his bread

my fucking sides

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Meanwhile on /ck/

>waaaa i get a cold and i die
vs
>look at me i can eat my own feces

>> No.7462786

>>7462772
Welcome to 4chan faggot

>> No.7462790

>>7462235
cyrillic script sign in back, judging by the guy's abnormally huge fuckin head, gotta be a Bulgarian, I don't think this is Germany. Start war, ORDER PORK DONER from German KEBAB.

>> No.7462796

>>7457580
>Egg Omelette

as opposed to..?

>> No.7462797

>>7457580
I posted the first comment on that YouTube video ages ago. Lol.

>> No.7462799

>>7462243
Hopefully the grill is properly calibrated so it kills the ... never mind, eat up boys! PAY LATER HA HA ha ha!
>>7462306
I don't know, but people have told me India = Land of Eternal Smell.

>> No.7462817

>>7458568
fuckin rice bender right here

>> No.7462819

>>7462306
You can also smell white tourists a mile away. The smell of unwashed butts. And armpits.

>> No.7462825

>>7462306
I don't know what it's like in India, but of those who emigrate it's only one in ten that actually stink.

>> No.7462865

>>7462819
lol, naw

>> No.7462871

>>7462819
No you can't we take showers and use deodorant and antiperspirant , we don't rub scented oils in our butt cracks and armpits to mask the smells.

>> No.7462927

>>7462186
as you should

>> No.7462945

>>7462865
>>7462871

gringos smell like shit, dude. like a fucking sweaty pork.

>> No.7463053

>>7462945
ok champ

>> No.7463125

>>7462327
With his fingerless gloves