/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.7527857]

Can we have a ja/ck/ thread?

[Anonymous No.7527860]

>>7527857
I want to suckle his tongue like I'm a newborn piglet and he's my sow mother.

[Anonymous No.7527884]

>>7527860

I want to smoke a reefer cigarette in front of him and then assault Tammy and then have him push me down and choke me while screaming - YOU NEVER HIT A WOMAN!!!

[Anonymous No.7527886]

I want to beat him to death with a hammer.

[Anonymous No.7527906]

I desperately want America to continue to financially back Israel's genocide of the Palestinians so all the Jack haters can continue to ignore that their country's foreign policy should be more of a moral concern to them than some semi-famous fat chef's opinion

[Anonymous No.7527911]

>>7527906
Does soap even come in wood boxes anymore? Maybe the mediterranian bar soaps?

[Anonymous No.7527912]

>>7527857
Fuck off, redditfag.

[Anonymous No.7527913]

>>7527906

You know I was in the church the other day and the priest said -Well we should napalm Palestine.

I was shocked and asked my wife Tamara if I he really did just say that? And I was like where do I sign up?

[Anonymous No.7527920]

>>7527911
must be your first Ja/ck/ thread pal. Let me fill you in on how it goes.

We pretend that we're better chefs than him and then say his food will kill his viewers and then we forego all pretense of food and cooking and just call his family fat racists.

I get your point, but this is what jack threads are and they do not belong on /ck/

[Anonymous No.7527945]

>>7527857
mmmmmm

[Anonymous No.7527947]

>>7527920

[Anonymous No.7527958]

>>7527913
I don't even know what to say to that. Do priests really call for the death of an entire country?

[Anonymous No.7527965]

>>7527920
I don't mind him at all.
He seems like such a nice guy and at least he makes his own food unlike Joey or Ken Domik.

[Anonymous No.7527969]

>>7527857
Reddit is full of jack fags.
Go there and ask.

[Anonymous No.7527984]

i want to beat his fat stupid face to a bloody pulp with his family's limbs

[Ernest Mcgrath No.7528683]

>>7527969
4chan is also full of Ja/ck/ fags, he is the King of Cu/ck/ after all.

[Tom Brennan No.7528731]

>>7527860
Eat that meat, fat boy

[Cheryl Mueller No.7528752]

>>7528731
You can tell by looking at him that this man knows BBQ. I'd be surprised if that dope sauce of his doesn't end up on shelves country wide, you know that?

[Jesse Wood No.7528764]

>>7528752
Cheryl, pls

Anyone that saw him on that show knows he can't bbq to save his life

[Shaun Dalton No.7528781]

>>7528764
dude is double barreling beverages at the barber shop, you can tell he's a man's man.

I did see that and I think it was more that he didn't know how to do large scale wood BBQing and was used to his propane grill. He looked like a tool, and was imo treated too kindly by the hosts, but his sauce was still well received

[Lana Waller No.7528803]

>I did see that

Did you watch it online? Where?

[Allen Castaneda No.7528808]

>>7528803
> http://www.watchseries.li/link/vodlocker.com/4996317, or just google around for episode 2 of season 1 of west texas investor's club

It is not a great show, kind of a duck dynasty dragon's den crossover, but if you want to see the cuck king cuck up on national tv it's worth skipping through

[Nicholas Hinton No.7528814]

>>7528808
>but if you want to see the cuck king cuck up on national tv it's worth skipping through

Exactly

Thanks man

[Andre Rojas No.7528848]

Thread saged and reported

Enjoy your ban OP :^)

[Miguel Medina No.7528881]

THE ONE AND ONLY

[Michael Hunter No.7528890]

>>7528881
Kill yourself

[Sue Bell No.7528898]

>>7528890
Not him, but why are you so mad?

[Mack Coleman No.7528914]

Who here /come-on-in-close/

[Mark Good No.7528915]

>>7528898
Not him but you should kill yourself too

[Sheri Huffman No.7528939]

[Bobby Beard No.7528956]

The classic

[Fern Sanford No.7528967]

>>7528956