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Yes you all write it off as a meme food and yes it's probably wildly overpriced.

But admit there is literally no better drunk food than the poutine.

>> No.7603278 [DELETED] 

I threw up in my mouth a little.

>> No.7603287

Doesn't look too bad.

>> No.7603290

>>7603274\
I hope they give you a fork for that.

>> No.7603300

>>7603290
Nope. Just one chop stick.

>> No.7603302

>>7603274
Poutine is great but smokes fucking sucks

>> No.7603311

>>7603274
>place near me has poutine made with duck gravy and pieces of duck
>10 minute walk from my house
it is truly a glorious way to end or start the night

>> No.7603346

>>7603274
Real greasy ass poutine from a Quebec snack-bar tastes awesome.

Garbage meme poutine with frozen fries made for a Buzzfeed video tastes like cancer

>> No.7603364

>>7603274
I thought poutine was gravy and cheese curds on fries. Why does that look like a box of spaghetti sauce?

>> No.7603380

>>7603346
Québécois habitant? Les Habs?

>> No.7603392

>>7603364
imho opinion a poutine is this, Fries, Cheese curds and gravy. I'm a purist, some people though believe poutine is fries, cheese curds and a sauce of your choice and/or some other things.

>> No.7603400

>>7603274
That's Toronto poutine.

>> No.7603615

>>7603274
I know there's several other Tucsonans that frequent /ck/, does anyone know of a place to get poutine here?

>> No.7603856

>>7603274
Oh, fuck you, OP. I had literally just gotten over craving that shit.

I've had it a few times, about a decade ago. It was DELICIOUS. Chips, cheese curds, gravy over the top. Only, you can't get cheese curds in the UK, so I can't fucking make it myself.

I'm tempted to just use regular cheese instead, but I know full well it'd go all gooey.

>> No.7604107

>>7603274
I had a nice poutine last night from Harper's Burger Bar. Extras in poutine are nice but to have a truly great poutine you need the three basics. Soft crispy fries, Excellent gravy made from scratch and the best curds.
Thai poutine is pretty righteous too.

>> No.7604120

>>7603302
This. Smokes is the worst place i've EVER been for poutine. Try Arousse in Ste-Thérèse, for me the best poutine in this world hides here

>> No.7604321

>>7603274
Is that poutine with bacon, onions, and sautéed mushrooms?

I would destroy that.

>> No.7604417

>>7603274

It's just chips, cheese and gravy with overly fancy ingredients.

>> No.7604446
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7604446

top tier drunk food (in no particular order)

>Doner Kebap
>Currywurst with fries
>Texmex enchiladas with refried beans
>Poutine
>waffle house breakfast (at the counter so you can talk to the sassy black ladies)
>krystal or white castle burgers

feel free to add to the list

>> No.7604449

>>7603274
I don't like maple syrup, so there's a lot of better foods.

>> No.7604466

>>7603856
Do you have string cheese in your area? I'm going to get slammed for this, but it's an acceptable replacement for cheese curds. Better than mozzarella, anyways.

>> No.7604475

>>7604449
poutine is served with gravy, not maple syrup

>> No.7604477

>>7603274
Lamb over rice xtra red from a bodega at 3am is actually GOAT

>> No.7605048

>>7603274
You can deep fry that right?

>> No.7605055

>>7603615
Yes, it's called phoenix.

>> No.7606048
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7606048

>posting Torontonian poutines

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7606124

Tous ces négros ne pèsent rien dans la balance.
Jamais ils ne touchent au pur produit.
Qualité québec, Allez on y va!

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>>7606124

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>> No.7606161

>>7606124
Deux pas en avant, deux pas en arrière. tient ton fusil allons-y

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>>7606161

>> No.7606197

>>7603380
Pas Québécois, mais oui pour les Habs.

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>>7603274
poutine is shit.

>> No.7606339

>>7606124
tu sonne comme le fucking roi heenok, retourne en france.

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>>7604446
NJ White Rose Connection Burgers/ NJ Fat Sandwiches / NJ Diner Breakfast/Dinner

>> No.7607968

>>7604466
We have cheese strings, but I think they're more plastic than cheese, and they're expensive as fuck.

We have 'quark', which I think is LIKE cheese curds. Also 'paneer' and 'cottage cheese' which are also like it on the wikipedia page. But they're all expensive and I don't want to destroy perfectly good chips on an experiment.

I want to go back to Montreal. It was so awesome when I was 18.

>>7605048
The chips are already deep fried.

>> No.7608087

>>7607968
Quark is more similar to sour cream though. It's not a cheese.

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>>7608087
Quark is a cheese you fucking mong-child.

>> No.7608613

If in a desperate situation, is it acceptable to add cheese curds and fries to a KFC famous bowl and call it ghetto poutine?

>> No.7608620

Wouldn't know, no one makes it on this side of the us

>> No.7608635

>>7603392
I agree. Do not fuck with a classic.

>> No.7608652

>>7604446
>Doner Kebap
>Currywurst with fries

mein neger

>> No.7608890

>>7608087
Wikipedia says it's 'curd cheese' as opposed to 'cheese curds'.
I have no fucking idea what that means, though. Food is hard when they insist on using the same word for drastically different products.

One day, I will find cheese curds, and I will make poutine. In the meantime, I'm more and more tempted to just use cheddar instead.

>> No.7609597

>>7604446
>waffle house breakfast

specifically get the hashbrowns fully loaded

>> No.7609628

>>7603274

Poutine is so overrated. Like In N Out. Chicken over rice with white sauce is GOAT drunk food.

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7609637

>>7606339
JEUNE PD!
TA MONTRE VAUT MOINS QUE 100$!!
JAMAIS TU N'AS TOUCHÉ D'ALLEMANDE
PURE SANG ILE JÉSUS.
QUE LES VRAIS, QUE LA PURE MARCHANDISE
CHOMEDEY CONNECTION DAMAS JEUNE PD
JE VAIS PÉTER TES CHEVILLES

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>best poutine ever

>> No.7609695

>>7609665
ouuuhhh c'est chaud comme menu!

>> No.7609753

>>7608890
Squeaky cheese.

>> No.7609769

>>7604477
This.
Extra white sauce too

>> No.7609771

Ontario-fag who has friend in Montreal.
I visit every few months and work there in the summer. What are some good poutine places other than la banquise?

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7609798

>you will never eat Poutine off Ariel Rebel's naked body while listening to Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Why live?

>> No.7609799

>>7609798
she used to be so good looking, it's a real shame what age does to women. god should have mercy on them and let them die when they hit 25 or so.

>> No.7609813

>>7609799
She got an ass with her age, and I have a milf thing anyway, so she still does it for me.

>> No.7609815

>>7609798
>Ariel Rebel will never take it up the ass

>> No.7609820

>>7609798
Fuck, that actually sounds like a pretty decent time.

>> No.7609826

>>7609798
She has a disgusting meat curtain vag though

>> No.7609840

never had poutine but its hard to beat a good cheesy pizza with some anchovies

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>>7609798
>>7609799
>>7609813
>>7609815
>>7609826

In french, super NSFW but worth watching.
https://vimeo.com/search?q=pat+le+chef

>> No.7609855

>>7609842
>https://vimeo.com/search?q=pat+le+chef

I've seen this before but never noticed how short that guy is. He's only like an inch taller than her.

>Pat le Chef confirmed for manlet

>> No.7609903

>>7609771
Try Chez Claudette in Mtl

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>>7609771
>the best
There are no best. Some of the most iconic:
- >>7609903
- Paulo and Suzanne if you're in the area
- Decarie Hot Dogs near Cote Vertu station
- Poutineville if you went to the sauna
- Montreal Pool Room if you went out on st-Laurent

IMO La belle province makes pretty ok mass poutines.
Don't go McDiz, BK, A&W retard.