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Nigella Lawson is proper fit.

HNNNNNNG

>> No.7717543

god I hate the powerfully english

>> No.7717561
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7717561

Poh for life, she was literally cucked too. Best friend stole her husbando and she was all "I-I'm happy for them."

>> No.7717564

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PF_mPwc-g8

>that dress
>that soothing accented voice

>> No.7717565

>>7717561
Cannot control nervous laughing
>gold logie when

>> No.7717616
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7717616

Always Rachel Khoo

>> No.7717622
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7717622

>no Giada

For shame /ck/, for shame

>> No.7717732

>>7717616
I came to say this.

Holy fuck her body is nice. She's got the face of a gorgeous skinny half-asian girl but a great hourglass shaped curvy body. hnnnggg

>> No.7717755

>>7717561
>>7717616

These two are top tier. Nigella is a bit too busty for me, additionally... I've also met Poh in Adelaide.. and she's a looker in person too.

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>>7717622
she inspires me to make my own handmade white sauce

>> No.7717776

>>7717774
You're not the only one, son

>> No.7717779

>>7717755
>too busty
wut.

Rachel Khoo has big tits too. I wish they showed her body more, I think she has a nice narrow waist and big hips/ass, but I hope she isn't like Nigella and is a tubby under the table (hence less camera shots above waist).

>> No.7717786

>>7717779
>complaining about Novella
Better check your testosterone levels m8, that thickness is good cushion for the pushin

>> No.7717787

>>7717622
Look at that fucking face/head and you'll know why.

She has a rocking body especially for a mother, but man her bird beak visage is unattractive to me.

>> No.7717791

>>7717787
>having shit taste
I bet you eat McDonald's while watching K-On, pleb

>> No.7717796

>>7717539
The old slapper's had her day; time for her to give way to new talent and get taken to the knacker's.

>> No.7717797

>>7717539
>>7717786

Pay attention to her arms.. Nigella's getting old and a little flabby.

>> No.7717802

>>7717796
>>7717797
Low test plebs

>> No.7717807
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>> No.7717809

>>7717807
>cunny

Kill yourself

>> No.7717824
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>>7717797
no shame in having a mommyfu

>> No.7717829

>>7717824
mommy waifu
don't bastardize 'waifu', you're not /tv/. i'll bet you've never seen azumanga daioh

>> No.7717870
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>>7717829
/tv/ is my home base my dude

>> No.7717878

>>7717539
She confirms that she doesn't wear underwear.

>> No.7717881

>>7717616
Oh god this so much

>> No.7717895
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>> No.7717903

>>7717895
She'd be so much hotter with big ass tiddies!

>> No.7717905

>>7717895
Maybe when she was first starting off, now she's just another ham beast with brood

>> No.7717915
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7717915

Tosi time!

God damn, I want to wet her whistle with my cereal milk.

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>> No.7717937

>giadafags: unhappily married balding men
>nigellafags: mommy fetishists who watch too much incest role playing porn
>khoofags: people who love herpes
>rayfags: 41 year old bull dyke cat ladies with navy tattoos
>ramsays daughterfags: future inmate in the protective isolation wing
>tosifags: creepy stalkers with a suit made of human skin, at least one restraining order in effect

>> No.7717941

>>7717937
You're only wrong about the balding part

>> No.7717956
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>>7717937
I'd happily wear her skin.

>> No.7717975
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7717975

The Hemsley Sisters. What I'd give to meat in that sandwich.

>> No.7717984

>>7717903
What? No! Her little titties are what really get me off.

>> No.7718008

>>7717824

She is hot

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All these impostors

>> No.7718023

>>7717975
>Hemsley Sisters
I thought they were the conjoined twins

>> No.7718029
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>> No.7718039

Somebody post Yvonne Ruperti.

>> No.7718048
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>>7718039
do it yourself, fucktard

>> No.7718069

>>7718048
I'll make you eat spider semen, bitch

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>>7718069
I'd like to see you try

>> No.7718117

>>7718080
I'll meet you on the top of the world tonight and take your man card, belie' dat.

>> No.7718124
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7718124

Plebeians, all of you.

>> No.7718291

>>7717895
I bet I could make her cum in less than 20 mins.

>> No.7718294

Is Nigella still cooking after that whole coke scandal?

>> No.7718901

>>7718124
i didnt know susan boil can cook

>> No.7719157

>>7717616
I saw one of her BBC cooking shows where she goes to Malaysia where half her family is from and "multicultural" was said literally 13 times before I got pissed off and stopped watching.

>> No.7719175

>>7718124
>juliachildwieldingawarhammer.jpg

>> No.7719502

>>7717774
lol funniest uncle ever

>> No.7719513

>>7717895
She literally has the body of a cereal box with flapjack titties.

I like seeing her occasional show on TV because she is so bitter and sad these days. She can't even fake it anymore, just phones it in.

>> No.7719547

Would, but who the fuck is she ?

>> No.7719625
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>>7717539

>> No.7720082

>>7719625
>tfw my mum bought a thermomix and i showed her the tea towel trick

>> No.7720370

>>7717870
that picture is so accurate it hurts a little

>> No.7720389

>>7717895
>>7717903

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHcjKCORVd8

>> No.7720391
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>>7720391
Like mother like son.

>> No.7720648

>>7717539

No heather west from season 2 hells kitchen?

>> No.7720662

>>7719157
>Mixture of British, Chinese, Malay, and Indian influences on Malaysian history.

That's pretty multicultural if you ask me.

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7720676

Swedish cooking fu Tina

>> No.7720686

>>7718048
atk and cook's country are going to really suck now that he's gone

I hope he ends up on tv somewhere else

>> No.7720717
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7720717

When it comes to women I usually pick vanilla over chocolate but something about Lorraine really makes me hard.

>>7717539
I want to smear melted chocolate on her anus and lick it off.

>>7717561
I want to sprinkle chilli flakes on her pussy and gently nibble it off

>>7717616
I want to stick a carrot up her ass, eat it and then lick her asshole

>>7717933
I want to get her a packet of Gingernuts and a nice cup of tea

>>7717975
I want to cum on their faces

>>7718124
I want to get drunk with her and listen to her shit talk people

>>7720676
I want to stick my dick in her

>> No.7720725

>>7717755
>is a bit too busty

opinion discarded with maximum prejudice

>> No.7720730

>>7720391
>>7720399
Are you saying that they both like sports, or that they both get fucked by black people?

>> No.7720740

Husbandos are vastly superior.
Ramsay.

>> No.7720892

>>7720676
>tina
>not shit tier

>> No.7720901
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>>7717539
>nigella shows up on masterchef australia
>literalwho.jpg
>everyone is super excited
>i just keep thinking "can't marco come back instead?"

>> No.7720902

>>7717539
I want her to call me a good boy when I last longer than 30 seconds while she's giving me a handjob

>> No.7720912

The British Bakeoff has a good share of qts

>> No.7720914

>>7720901
Marco is too busy game hunting and fishing while he puffs on a pack of marlboro reds to spend more time on television

>> No.7720944 [DELETED] 

>>7717774
Fake, clearly made with one of those Facebook comment generator apps. Try again.

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muffin hmmmm

>> No.7720993
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7720993

I like pic related.

>>7720717
Looks like my ex who was into anal and did A2M.

>> No.7721005

>>7717975
They're godly.

>> No.7721029

>>7720945
How delicious do people think her anus musk is from 1 to 10?

I honestly think she'd be 8.5 at minimum.

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>>7720993
>and did A2M.

is that like 'go stye 'za?

>> No.7721158

>>7720389
MY SIDES!!!!!

>> No.7721181
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>>7717915
Just make sure her makeup team is on ready alert

>> No.7721222

>>7720993
>Looks like my ex who was into anal and did A2M.
I want to believe there are girls that actually like A2M.

My girlfriend is into anal (took a while but she likes it a lot now), but there is no way she'll do A2M. I can't really blame her when I'm of sound mind, but when I'm horny as fuck it seems like the greatest idea.

The thing is, I remember like 7 years ago we tried anal unsuccessfully. So I started tit-fucking her while she was on her back and then she started giving me a handjob. She put my dick in her mouth a few times and then I came on her tits. I remember commenting about how she put my shit-dick in her mouth and she was all coy and said "whatever...". I think she was in the moment and forget where my stink-rod had been 10 min earlier.

I reminded her of that this year and she can't remember it at all. Now I wonder if this memory is real.

I'd also like to see her cumfart instead of her usually running to the washroom to cumfart in the toilet. She doesn't seem into this and usually after I've cum I have a case of "close 34 downloads and 16 tabs" and don't care at that point.

>> No.7721252

>>7721222
In my experience, blacks are generally freakier than whites but paradoxically give terrible head. White girls give the best head but aren't usually into more freaky things unless they're fat and unattractive. Cute whites will do nasty shit if caught in the moment or are worried that you'll leave them if you don't get that bit satisfied, but blacks are legitimately into some dirty/raunchy stuff. As far as what I've noticed in my dealings in dating both races.
I'm probably the only man on Earth who is just not into Asians, though, so I can't say anything about what they're like, not that anyone asked.

>> No.7721279

>>7721252
Interesting, I always thought the opposite held true: that blacks weren't into anything beyond conventional sex (esp. not anal). I probably think this because of their aversion to head.

I can't complain, but I wish my gf was a total freak.

>> No.7721284

>>7717937
I love nigella because I like the idea that one should be able to indulge in food without the unnecessary guilt when it's done in moderation

also her figure is fucking on point

>> No.7721293

>>7721279
I'm sure she wishes you could make her cum anon

>> No.7721341

>>7721279
I'm sure it varies person to person, but of the half dozen blacks I've dated and half dozen more who were one night stands, all of them were a bit freaky except one who was a total fucking princess. I think it has to do with black American culture, outside of its highest echelons, doesn't shame sexuality, so they're more accepting of trying this or that, so long as it's not bi-play (educated black girls, in my experience, are all for trying even that).

The ex that resembled Lorraine Pascale gave good head and despite being into A2M (like literally asking me to shove it into her mouth after anal), wasn't really freaky at all, though was kinda into public stuff, too.

Of the many, many more whites I've been with (blacks usually aren't into other races), very few have been legitimately freaky, but they give way better head. They pretend to be freaky, like pretending to be into public stuff or pretending to be bisexual, but it's always just to attract a dude and once she's got you, the freaky shit ends. Blacks stay freaky until the break up and sometimes even after that. The LP-lookalike I used to date and I were still fucking several months after the break-up and well into the slut's new relationship.

You do, however, have to be careful with blacks. Unless college educated, STD rates among black women is far, far higher than among whites of similar educational attainment, mostly because of that same lack of sex-shaming in their culture.

>> No.7721424

>>7718124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99-n42Xb6NQ

>> No.7721451 [DELETED] 

>>7721424
That's embarrassing. What are you, 12?

>> No.7722055

>>7717616

honestly, if she asked, I would gladly bake cupcakes with her. Okay, maybe we'd hold hands too.

>that fucking face with her big brown eyes

>> No.7722363

>>7720717
Ugly ass dog face

>> No.7723796

>>7721029
Virgin detected.

>> No.7723800 [DELETED] 

>>7717539
Nigella looks like she'd do huge, smelly turds.

>> No.7723819
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>> No.7723821

>>7721293
She usually gets off 2-3(-4) times each time. She's very easy to get off, never been an issue.

>> No.7723827

>>7720993
>Looks like my ex who was into anal and did A2M.

Is that good or bad? Sounds unhygienic desu.

>> No.7723836

>>7717539
Related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

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>>7717878
hot

>> No.7724861
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>>7724853

>> No.7724864

>>7724853
is that taylor swift

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>>7724861

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>>7724864
of course

>> No.7724878
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>>7724876

>> No.7724883

>>7724878
Damn, how tall is she?

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>>7724883
5'10", just like most models

why do you think her feet are so big?

(meme note: it's not because she has a big dick)

>> No.7724890

>>7724888
>5'10"
>Queen of the she-lets
Just 2" away from being an Amazon, what a let down

>> No.7724911
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>>7720717
This anon is the only one with taste.

Lorraine is literally a goddess and the only reason to watch those terrible baking championships.

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>>7724890
I'm 6'5", she's the perfect height for me. She can wear her ridiculous heels and still be shorter than me

>> No.7725258

>>7724911
I could literally stick my dick between her two front teeth.

>> No.7725426

>>7724911
she's super cute

>> No.7725441

>>7725258
>being proud of having a pencil dick

>> No.7725496

>>7724911

Looks like Ainsley in a wig, lad.

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>>7725496
>>7725426
>>7724911
The top half of her face is quite attractive and has very Caucasian/Asian features - straightened hair, almond eyes, nose with a narrow bridge, high cheekbones, etc. Very nice complexion.

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>>7725655
>>7725496
>>7725426
>>7724911
The bottom half of her face is more simian. Here we see the narrow straight nose becoming flaring and more gorilloid. Her top lip is thin, quite unlike that of the negro, while her bottom lip is rather full. Her gums are quite large and of course the teeth are reminiscent of Chiclets, which is probably a result of evolutionary pressures selecting for teeth that look like a candy that is nomenclaturally similar to "chitterlings", a favorite food among the domesticated African American.

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there is something about the way they film her baking show that makes her skin look really nice.

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>>7725496
>Ainsley in a wig

that's pretty good, but I'd still polinate

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I would mind her loafing around my place all day.

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wouldn't kneed any yeast to get a rise out of me.

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7725836

I's like her to slap my buns and stick a sausage in. If you know what mean?

>> No.7725869
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7725869

This genuine waifu.

Happy to keep giving birth to kids, tend to the log cabin, cook tasty food and be waiting for you at the end of the day with a smile and endlessly overlook your chronic alcoholism.

Also earns the money to fund your drunken chasing of horses with SUVs, or as you like to call it, ranch work.

>> No.7725873

>>7725836
I'd like her to return that watermelon to wherever she bought it and demand a refund IYKWIM?

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>>7725664

>This entire post

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>>7725873
srsly tho, no seeds, wtf?

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>>7725869
>REEEE

>> No.7725904

>>7725883
under-watered I'm afraid

probably imported into England from some third world country like Italy or Scotland.

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>>7725869
Great waifu, but this is a goddess thread

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>>7725906
Any solvent, presentable woman willing to bring up a basketball team of a family, earn the money and enable my catastrophic drinking is a goddess to me

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>>7724911

1488% White Aryan /pol/ veteran here. She's a qt.

>> No.7726729

>>7717616

Isn't that the elusive 4chan famous tranny that gets posted around /r9k/?

>> No.7726737

>>7725816
I wouldn't mind pounding her horse muffin

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not even gay

>> No.7726794

>>7717616
she used to be hot but she's a big fatty now.

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I would massage rogain into her scalp while she makes us a authentic bolognese sauce. Oh the things I want to do with her. I am diamonds.

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I am partial to women that can actually cook so I jerk off to americas test kitchen whooties..

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>>7726835
I want to make her smile

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>>7726835
erika..

>> No.7726867

>>7717616
>only see neck up photos of her on /ck/
>google image search
>10/10wouldcookwiththenbang

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>>7726835
zoftig. I would use all those utensils and gadgets she hawks and toss those flapjacks all nite

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Laura

>> No.7726930

>>7726807
>born in pula
>raised in pula
>looks pulan
>speaks italian with a pulan accent
Why won't she just admit that she's a Croat? Is she ashamed of being a Slav? Then she should get plastic surgery because that face is so Yugoslavian that her hair has declared independence and is separating from the rest of it.
Her fucking maiden name is Motika. MOTIKA! You don't really get much more Croatian than that unless your given name is Josko. Her paternal cousin is Antun Motika for fuck's sake. She's as Croatian as they come.

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>>7726930
I worked at eataly. She knows her stuff. Also, iirc there are italians in croatia arent there? Her italian is impeccable, she was a great source of info when I was studying.

Are you croat? why the hate?

>> No.7727023

>>7725655
>>7725664
Yo gotta admit, the bottom half of her face is pretty whack

>> No.7727053

>>7727007
>there are italians in croatia arent there?
And in Slovenia. And there are Slovenes and Croats in Italy, as well.
>Her italian is impeccable
Most Istrians speak Italian fantastically well, actually, but they always have that cute Istrian/Pulan accent.
And if you're impressed with her Italian, wait till you hear her speak Croatian.

>Are you croat?
Nope. Italian of Resian background.

>why the hate?
No hate, just confused why she seldom (if ever) mentions being Croatian. I asked someone about it once and she said "because most of us have no fucking idea where Croatia is!" Which might be true, I guess.

Only tangentially related, but have you seen her son get told off on the Italian version of Masterchef? I've since forgotten the details, but he was chastising a contestant for doing X dish in a particular way and trying to correct him when the contestant said something like 'you're not even Italian, you're an American and not even of Italian background so what do you know about our cuisine? It's made such and such way.' The two other judges agreed with the contestant that Joe had no idea what the fuck he was talking about. It was amusing.

>> No.7727065

>>7717622
Her smile is wierd looking.

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>> No.7727165

>>7718019
Jesus fucking christ that was horrifying

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Rachel Khoo always wins for me, but Gizzi is high tier for sure.

>> No.7727370

where the fuck is chef from cooking with dog

>> No.7727413

>>7727370
This x9000

>> No.7727425
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Here you go. This thread is much nicer now.

>> No.7727453

>>7727425

mah nigga

>> No.7727470

>>7727425
Yes... yes it is.

>> No.7729903

>>7721222
>stinkrod
>shit-dick
>cumfart
This guy is a poet.

>> No.7729911

>>7717779
>I hope she isn't like Nigella and is a tubby under the table
Isn't that where you want the tub though, above and below the waist?

>> No.7729951

>>7717539
Maybe by UK standards.
She is overweight and old.

>> No.7729978

>>7724888
jesus christ those are gross monsters, I'm surprised she can't afford bigfoot surgery

>> No.7730018

>>7725836
So, you have a pegging fetish?

>> No.7731404

>>7726882

You and I have something in common here.

>> No.7731580 [DELETED] 

>>7717564
>that not fucking measuring any ingredients

Don't get me wrong I'd eat a chocolate bar out of her asshole but that doesn't excuse eyeballing ingredients when you're baking

>> No.7731594

>>7717564
>that not fucking measuring any ingredients

Don't get me wrong I'd eat a chocolate bar out of her asshole but that doesn't excuse eyeballing ingredients when you're baking

Don't even get me started on how she cracks eggs straight in the mixer, or how fucking fast that thing is running.

>> No.7731621

>>7719625
I want to fuck Kate in the mouth

>> No.7731968

>>7717616
The only reason I came to this thread. I want to travel Parisian walkways with her

>> No.7731971

>>7717622
Did she grow up wearing a helmet? She's got that F1 driver square head look about her

>> No.7731996

>>7718294
cooking meth maybe

>> No.7732036

>>7724890
my GF is 6'1''

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>>7724911
>>7725496

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>>7727251
Gizzi ftw

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>>7717564
Jacked off to the tits, stayed for the cake

>TFW you'll never have a thick wife to fuck and cook for you

Why live breh's...

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>> No.7732121

>>7725664
Almost choked reading this post

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>> No.7732279

>>7732268
Her personality is adorable, but her ass is 100% ghetto.

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>>7717539
Nigella Lawson is a fat fuck.

>> No.7732444

Anna Olson

>> No.7732450 [DELETED] 

>>7732293
I bet she does really foul farts and shits

>> No.7732474

>>7732087
You think she's a dominant as she is in the kitchen or is she a complete sub?

I'd like to think she's a sub.

>> No.7732478

>>7732279
Don't you mean adorkable, you Twitter-addicted millennial twit? Lol so N-NERDY, isn't it fun pretending to be socially inept for "likes"?

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>>7732474
Maybe shes a sub sub.

>> No.7734138

>>7724853
Winrar

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>>7732478
>unironically using the term “millennial”

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No Katie?

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>>7734160

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>>7734163

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>>7734165

>> No.7734197

>>7720901
>watching Masterchef Australia

YEEAAAAA *clapping*

WOOOHOOOOO *cheering*

MUH FAMILY *crying*

Literally like a bunch of fucking yanks

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>>7734149
>getting assmad over the term millenials

spotted the butthurt young fag from a worthless generation

>> No.7734222

>>7723827
>Sounds unhygienic desu.
>Sexual activity can be a method of transmission for several important parasitic diseases, including amebiasis and giardiasis. Oral-anal and oral-genital contact predispose male homosexuals to infections with these enteric pathogens.

It's very unhygienic, there's a reason shit smells so horribly to (most) people and pretty much every culture has a method of cleaning themselves after touching that area. Your chances of transmitting parasites/infections goes up greatly with anal, especially if you put something that was just in your ass into your mouth. Disgusting.

>> No.7734445

>>7732268
who is she?

>> No.7734494

>>7732293
what the fuck is she wearing?

>> No.7734501

>>7734494
That's the new Sharia compliant European bathing suits. All females have to wear them now.

>> No.7734504

>>7734494
>Nigella said to have picked head to toe swimsuit because Saatchi 'liked his women pale'

>> No.7734510

>>7734501
She wore it in Australia

>> No.7734521

>>7734510
Australia's in Europe dumbass, it's south of Germany.

>> No.7734720

>>7734222
If you don't have STDs/parasites they aren't going to spontaneously generate from anal sex.

Anal sex is awesome.

>> No.7734726

>>7734720
this is /ck/. we talk about cooking and cooking related topics here.

>> No.7734767 [DELETED] 

>>7734726
Eating shit is food related to some people though.
Also, /ck/ is food and cooking.

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>>7717539

>> No.7736224

>>7734445
Radhika Singhani

>> No.7736234

>>7736224
That's her """"""number 1 fan""''''" on Twitter, the actual name of the girl posted is Rosanna Pansino

>> No.7736249

>>7736234
>Rosanna Pansino
thanks did not notice that

>> No.7736344

>>7732279

source proof or whatever it is pictures nigga

>> No.7736799

>>7718124
>"Today, on Top Gear!"

>> No.7736804

>>7717564
>that soothing accented voice
>soothing
Nigga what? English accents are grating. Also artificial. All I can think is that an entire country decided to make themselves willingly sound that stupid.

>> No.7736934

>>7717622
>>those dolphin teeth
Hnngnnngg

>> No.7737759

>>7721181
She looks like a grandma without makeup

>> No.7737791

>>7717797
Oh yeah. She probably looks like a melted wax figure when she's fully nude, and not wearing 3 different shaping devices

>> No.7737798

>>7732279
What do you mean "her ass is 100% ghetto"
You mean she acts like a hood rat or she has a big ass?

>> No.7737801

>>7734445
Rosario something
She has a youtube channel.
She does mostly desserts with some sort of nerd theme. Mostly video game related
I watch her time to time, but only because she's cute.
There's really only so much I can handle so I only watch videos if I find what she's making also interesting

>> No.7737871

>>7737798
Probably ghetto booty

>> No.7739333

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

>> No.7739985

>>7726882
Underrated

>> No.7740580

>>7734494
the only thing that can protect her pasty ass from the wreckage of high UV Australian sun.

>> No.7741053

>>7720662
>implying Malay/Singaporean multiculturalism is anything like the shit being pushed in Europe

>> No.7741111

>>7720717
>>7725655
>>7725664
>>7725742
>>7725760
>>7725803
>>7725816
>>7725836
Just jack off to Ana Foxxx, they look the same

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there is no other

>> No.7741847

>>7734160
>>7734163
>>7734165
>>7734168
I've only ever seen her eat, but not actually cook.

>> No.7742009

>>7724853
eww that bitch probably didn't even wash her damn hands

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>>7732087

T H I C K (in the right amounts)

mah nigga

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>not Teeth-chan

It's like /ck/ isnt even trying.

>> No.7742046

>>7741628

I liked Chetna better. She was 100% cute and the queen of spice.

>> No.7742197

>>7729903
cumfarts are a real issue and there's really no other word for them

>> No.7744458

>>7741847
Why would a trophy wife actually cook?

>> No.7744463

>>7732170
Who is this fluid druid? Jessie is not enough

>> No.7744468

>>7744458
>trophy wife

Is that what she is?

All's I know is she goes around eating various shit.

>> No.7744641

>>7732293
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

>> No.7744662

>>7742037
I want to kiss her

>> No.7744917

>>7744468
She was married to Billy Joel for several years and now she is irrelevant (if she was ever even relevant).

>> No.7745419

>>7732087
i used to work for her. she rules.

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>>7724866

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>>7747820
>Poo in loo
>Goddess of /ck/

>> No.7747983

>>7727109
noice

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>>7717539
what is she hiding under there?

>> No.7748054

>>7748050
Dat fat ass tho

>> No.7748061

>>7748050
Some sweater meat and a gut

>> No.7748081

>>7748050
Imagine trying to swim with this thing on, it would be terrifying.

I was watching some bullshit show on that VICE channel... some broad was visiting the Gaza strip and West Bank and going on about how fashion is helping the locals and how bad it is because of Israel etc.

She visited a beach and there were women in burkas or whatever and some were surfing with these swimsuit burkas. It looked awful and like you would drown in a second if you were pushed under water.

Of course the host didn't really comment on how terrible it was that the women there were forced to wear that.

>>7748054
There are phat asses and there are fat asses. Nigella has a fat ass and that isn't a pretty shape in that pic.

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>>7725664
>Gorilloid

>> No.7750268

>>7734197

>expressing emotion is for yanks only

I guess if I were inbred for ten generations, I'd start to hate my family, too.

>> No.7750536

>>7717622
It looks like she has too many teeth.

>> No.7750551

>>7750268
Getting hyper excited over nothing is what is American. It's like a nation of Japanese schoolgirls sometimes.

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the only true cookfu

>> No.7750669

>>7750268
>I guess if I were inbred for ten generations

Literally Australia

Being unable to handle your emotions in an adult way on public television is literally woman/child behavior.

Truly insufferable TV. Another cookery show the Brits are superior at.

>> No.7750680

>>7734220
I hope you're 35+, because anyone under that age is a millennial.

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>>7717616

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>>7750844

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>>7732046
>>7724911

It is time to oil up

>> No.7752180

>>7726835
This desu

>> No.7752185

>>7727425
>Hello I am Francis da host of dis show

>> No.7752196 [DELETED] 

>>7752180
>desu
Faggot.

>> No.7753017

>>7720391
She looks like an even fatter Adele who has given up.