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I eat breakfast while browsing 4chan and when I eat oatmeal it can take me an hour to finish a rather big bowl.

Why this?

>> No.7728817
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7728817

>>7728814
Its quite a deep dish.

>> No.7728821

>>7728814

The colder and more coagulated it gets, the harder it is to eat?

>> No.7728822

>>7728821
Should I put more liquid in it then?

>> No.7728823

>>7728814
Is that Chicago style oatmeal?

>> No.7728833

>>7728823

Kek

>> No.7728836

>>7728822

yeah, keep adding warm milk in intervals and just stir it to stop that from happening

>> No.7728955

>>7728814
because oatmeal is incerdibly inefficient as far as food goes.

Our ancestors started growing bigger brains and developping a culture after they started replacing grains with meat, which is easier to chew, easier to digest, and more energy dense.
You said it yourself, you spend 1 hours eating that shit.

If you insist on eating it, I would suggest cutting on the quantity and replacing some with fresh fruit (kiwi, banana, raisin whatever)

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>>7728955
>developping a culture after they started replacing grains with meat

>> No.7728991

I prefer my porridge thicc w/ water rather than milk.

It can also take a while.

>> No.7728996

>>7728955
>Our ancestors started growing bigger brains and developping a culture after they started replacing grains with meat

This is officially the dumbest thing I've ever read on /ck/.

Remember, kids opinions =/= facts

>> No.7729040

>>7728955
excuse me but oats are very calorie-dense complex carbs, get that paleo bullshit outta here and lrn2macronutrition

>> No.7729095

>>7728814
>it can take me an hour to finish a rather big bowl.
I'm guessing its because you're a little bitch

>> No.7729103

Switch to a nice homemade protein shake & be done with it.

>> No.7729293

>>7729095
/thread

>> No.7729480

>>7728955
>humans developed agricultural societies before they were hunter-gatherers

You've really misunderstand a legitimate theory about the role of meat in human evolution.

>> No.7729512

>>7728814

it would take you ten minutes if you stopped browsing while eating

>> No.7729539

How much brown sugar do you put in your oatmeal /ck/?

>> No.7730037

>>7729539
>brown sugar
>not delicious honey
One teaspoon is enough.

>> No.7730154

>>7729539
> brown sugar
Damn that takes me back. Used to eat that shit on my oatmeal as a child. Don't think it'd taste as good on rye porridge though.

>> No.7730198

>>7729480
>evolution
Get outta here darwin, and don't torture any dogs on the way out

>> No.7730537

>>7729480

>Human evolution

Yeah I bet a worm is going to evolve and make a fine tiger some day, I mean it's just evolution!

Fuck off