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Let's have your worst

>> No.7768071

haha i've never seen this before

>> No.7768075

one more

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>> No.7768089


fuck, I thought she was going to make a bloomin onion.

>> No.7768096

How the blade came close to her thumb the first time.

>> No.7768102

>came close
She actually cut herself if you watch. Then carried on without washing her hands

>> No.7768114

Is she cutting that with a butter knife?
Also that fucking camera work. Jesus christ.

>> No.7768247

You idiots trash Marie but do you even realize how intricate and difficult it is to pull off a star cut on an onion like that? She's clearly been to some form of culinary school unlike the VAST majority of the mouthbreathers on here.

>> No.7768255

>some form of culinary
one that teaches fucking shocking grip

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>> No.7768284

hmmmm american cuisine, shit as always

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>> No.7768942

Did she suffer a stroke or nervous breakdown maybe? I swear, can see chunks of skin missing from her fingers.

>> No.7768953

I wouldn't call opening up cans and using prepackaged garbage and forming a pig slop American cuisine. This is more like a fat fuck needing to meet his 6,000calorie a day diet, so of course a fat lazy fuck is just going to open cans and other processed crap together and load it with fat from mayo, cheese and whatever else that's cheap and eat the pig slop.

>> No.7768960

Jack really is a piece of shit

>> No.7768962

can he do anything right

>> No.7768976

The biggest smelliest piece of shit ever.
The guy is a fuckin moron.

>> No.7768994

I've sadly waited for this opportunity to ask for a "best of" jack post. Just requesting YouTube links to some of his worst abominations. Anything on par with aunt merna's party salad.

>> No.7769145


>> No.7769324


It looks like a butter knife...

>> No.7769382

well there go my fingers

>> No.7769424

That's not how you make jenkem.

>> No.7770578

what is his youtube channel?

>> No.7770593

Mods please move this thread to /wsg/ in accordance with the rules.
Additionally OP, requests for media should be posted in /wsr/.

>> No.7770635

EZ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INZ_hG1lyYU

>> No.7770652
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>> No.7770712

What the fuck, sauce!

>> No.7770717

have you guys really never seen that
how long have you been here

>> No.7770718

newfag alert

>> No.7770735

a really long time actually
never bothered to comment tho

>> No.7771850

that's not real

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>> No.7771896

youtube link by chance?

>> No.7771916

more horrifying to me was when they had no idea how to open a can

>> No.7771928
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You mean like this?

>> No.7771931


>> No.7771935

To be fair, that video has only been posted on /ck/ since Monday, 19 October 2015 at 21:29 GMT. Give or take a minute or two.

>> No.7771952

/v/ here, we had E3 snack thread that turned into a BBQ thread that turned into a Jack thread
I came here for more Jack

>> No.7771977


What a stupid concept for a show

>> No.7771985

I was pretty sure a fingertip was coming off at :25

>> No.7772013

link to the /v/ jack thread? I want to see how they react to his buffoonery and the fact that he is a gaymer

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>> No.7772019
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were those women epic trolls? i can't believe anyone is that stupid and still possesses all their fingers.

>> No.7772074

That's one of those shitty sugar jars from target. They dont seal for shit. (obviously)

>> No.7772082
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>> No.7772122

Television is shit

>> No.7772796

Forget the fucking hair, that bitch is lucky she didn't lose any teeth.

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>> No.7773238

o fuk
surprised there was no blood

>> No.7773243
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>> No.7773455

Nobody that stupid deserves to use a Wursthoff.

>> No.7773462

that looks like it came off way too clean. it looks perfectly shaved off.

>> No.7773573
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fake or not this is great

>> No.7773575

thumbs down

>> No.7773586


Knowing how much Chinese girls care about their hair, it's highly unlikely.

Long, black, silky hair is one of the most important criteria for beauty.

>> No.7773612

I'm pretty sure they haven't cooked anything in their lives, anon.

>> No.7773627
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Ja/ck/ threads are banned here now because mods detest anything remotely fun, and only approve of fast food threads.

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>> No.7773632

It's almost like you're supposed to lay the meat down AWAY from you for a reason or something.

>> No.7773633
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It's part of some forced attempt at a viral video, there's a jump cut, the moment her hair gets caught, if you watch it frame by frame in the 4th second you'll see her hair move back, off of the drill, before moving forward to get yanked off. Also the hair clump that's yanked out is fucking brown.

I'm sure that's happened to some stupid fucker who tried to do it in real life though.

Can't find the video on youtube but it was just someone trying to get some ad money.

Not exactly rekt, but this pig fucking destroys that cookie.

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>> No.7773656

Daily reminder that this low IQ asshole can vote

>> No.7773850

it is real, here is the after video:

>> No.7773867

Why is this pig in a bed?

>> No.7773869


Because it's comfortable....

>> No.7773876

Why aren't you?

>> No.7773884

surely you can get tongs from a dollar store or something

>> No.7773930

Same here.

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>> No.7774106

Ah, the 60s...

>> No.7774110

These are sad as shit actually, i mean those kitchen utensils.

>> No.7774139
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> vinegar out of no where

>> No.7774143

oil isnt hot enough to burn heh

>> No.7774169

why does he flick the fat chunk away?

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It makes me happy when my Ja/ck/ webms get reposted by other people.

Also, reddit upvoted this monstrosity.

>> No.7774197
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I've got nothing to do for like 4 hours, so I'll take any /ck/ webm requests until E3 starts and I can find out what games I'm going to be lied to about this year.

>> No.7774203


Every fucking time.

A normal person can see this is nowhere near cooked, that normal person would have put it back, waited for it to be cooked while deleting the first footage instead of... carrying on like this is normal and uploading it...

A normal person would have done that. Let that sink in for a minute.

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>> No.7774316

>so moist!

this man is so fucking digusting

>> No.7774322

Full English is shit-tier without decent sausages and bacon, and they look like utter garbage

>> No.7774327
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What about the time he made a cake with mayonnaise

>> No.7774331
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Bonus failure

>> No.7774341

who is Jack

>> No.7774345


some weird show. they throw a mongoloid into a kitchen and film how he plays with raw meat.

>> No.7774352
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He is a man who thinks he can cook.

But he cannot.

>> No.7774357

but...but that's DANGEROUSLY undercooked, like the pork...is it a joke channel?

>> No.7774363


Good lord, it looks like shit. Like literal human feces.

>> No.7774365

Does /ck/ like Simply Sara?


>> No.7774370
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you don't like juicy meat?

>> No.7774373
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No, he's just convinced that he's some down to earth everyman cutting through the pretentious liberal hipster recipes that use things like fresh ingredients and herbs.

>> No.7774375

It would take effort to cook something that shittily, he would've had to cook it for like a minute each side or something

>> No.7774387

thanks /ck/ i feel better about my cooking

>> No.7774395

Can anyone confirm that its a bad idea to cutthe meat before cooking it? It seems like you would loose a lot of moisture.

>> No.7774397

MMMMMMM, I just love it when my chicken is severely under cooked.

>> No.7774414

Yeah, that's a no no. It isn't as bad as cutting it WHILE it's cooking but it should be avoided

>> No.7774425

why would anyone make a bison burger

why is the tomato so thick

why does the cheese and bun look so shit

>> No.7774426


the oil is clearly quite cold

>> No.7774430


>lemon curd chicken

what the actual fuck

how fucking sweet must that shit be

>> No.7774433

thiss makes me so mad.

>> No.7774434


more surface area = more moisture loss but at the end of the day it's more about the temperature you take it to than anything like that. i mean everyone likes ground beef right

>> No.7774436


no it doesn't

why does /ck/ have such a crappy imagination that every time they want to criticise someone they find something brown and say it looks like poo

>> No.7774439


>> No.7774441

>meat should be falling apart practically by itself

Yeah, no.

>> No.7774444

>cuts it
>ultra well done

>> No.7774446

Can you do some Bruno Albouze? He can actually cook.


>> No.7774453

Sure, if you give me a specific thing from a video you want.

>> No.7774461

link to that filipino girl making carbonara?

>> No.7774466

those fucking tasty videos are terrible

there's one where they cut chicken for a salad and it's LITERALLY raw on the inside and they still plate it

>> No.7774470

Looks like your average pate.

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Expecting else anything from lowest common denominator: the website

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>> No.7774485

Nice tripdoubledubs.

They really are fucking awful. If it's a savoury recipe it's just excessive cheese and bacon to cater to the reddit meme crowd, and if it's a dessert then it's nothing but sweet stacked on sweet stacked on sweet. With bacon too, probably.

>> No.7774487



this one? it looks completely safe

>> No.7774488

"Sweet as candy", like he said.

>> No.7774500

yes thats it

Im glad you knew which one it was

>> No.7774517
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>> No.7774523

You might just be used to overcooked chicken

>> No.7774533

You can tell that the core is undercooked and that the chicken didn't firm up in the slightest bit between flipping and taking it out. I could tell before he even started cutting it.

>> No.7774534

That's fucking weird but not...
>the shrimp
Oh my fucking god....

>> No.7774540


it's just a tiny bit translucent. it's definitely perfectly safe, whatever you think about how it tastes is up to you but i quite like it like that.

>> No.7774544

sleep tight porker

>> No.7774545


>If it's not pink and translucent in the middle then it's overcooked

I also remember seeing some comment on the video saying the chicken keeps cooking when u take it off the heat, slice and put into the salad. Fucking mental.


So pretty much one day you undercooked a chicken and didn't die from eating it.

>> No.7774547

I wouldn't say "perfectly safe". You don't want to kill just 90% of the bacteria and call it a day. Or maybe call it a day, but don't call it safe.

>> No.7774559

the tool-making animal, they said

>> No.7774580

Clearly referring to the only gender that matters.

>> No.7774604


>So pretty much one day you undercooked a chicken and didn't die from eating it.

no, this isn't anecdotal, this is based on knowing how meat contamination and pasteurisation works.


you're killing much more than 90% of the bacteria if you sear the outside hard. pan frying is one of the safest ways of cooking meat. there is more danger in mixing it with the vegetables in the pan than there is in leaving the centre translucent.

>> No.7774611

Fat fuck detection, that looks good.

>> No.7774620

Doesn't he then proceed to say the claws are a bad product that doesn't work? I have some and they're great, assuming you are shredding fully cooked meat.

>> No.7774624

I almost puked what the fuck

>> No.7774636
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look at how fucking dirty and disgusting that fucking stove top is jfc, only some fucking flip monkey would fucking think of this fucking abomination
>kraft fucking cheese
someone please fucking put me out of my misery

>> No.7774779

The chicken looks just fine.

>> No.7774878


Please go back to /b with that newfag shit. No one gives a shit how long you've been here.

>> No.7774893


>> No.7774975


It's as bad as those retards who use a fork to turn a steak.

>> No.7775101
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Jesus Christ

>mfw seeing the husbands grimace and knowing I'll never have to eat that trash

>> No.7775153

It's like he's being held at gunpoint

>> No.7775201

But that chicken looks just fine.

>> No.7775555

>That hand gesture at the end.

>> No.7775573

here for the american insults am I late or no?

>> No.7775578

I'm still here if you wanna take a jab

>> No.7775585

the chicken's fine
the guy who makes those has awful, awful technique, but the chicken is fine

>> No.7775589

omfg people are breaking the roles on a website that in no way affect anyone. this shit can't be going down, not on my watch!

>> No.7775590
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I want to laugh but he has a wife who cares about him and I haven't touched a girl in years.

>> No.7775614

to be fair, in the video he does realise its undercooked.

he recommends blasting it in the microwave to solve that problem.

>> No.7775628


Oh my sweetlord, I think they're retarded

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>> No.7775647


where can I watch this online

>> No.7775664
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Sensual eyes...

>> No.7775705

i remember watching it online

>> No.7775726

What is 're-recordong the video' instead of looking like an idiot on youtube

Oh wait this guy uses 2 liters of mayonaise for 'salads' nevermind.

>> No.7775764

fucking christ thats terrifying

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>> No.7775777

Can you make Henry Phillips from Henrys Kitchen webms?

>> No.7775837

ur mum sleeps too m8

>> No.7775848

Jesus fucking christ.
I don't think of myself as a very prolific or great cooker but even I know that's a bad idea.
What in the fuck is wrong with this guy. shit

>> No.7775858

She lives in Oman.

>> No.7775880

I have to thank whoever was posting the Jack videos. I went from being very hungry to no appetite, which is good since I ate enough today. Thank you.

>> No.7775882

>why would anyone make a bison burger
Bison's good, mang.

>> No.7775884

It's aspic, you aspie.

>> No.7775903



1. Don't remove root. (Correct)
2. Remove paper. (Correct)
3. Set onion on wobbling root and proceed to make overly difficult cuts. Bonus points for holding your thumb and forefinger in the cutting range.
4. Sharp knives don't cause cellular damage! We're literally cutting it with Japanese magic right now.
5. Proceed to barely push your knife into the onion in the other direction 4 times (but only actually cut it three times).
6. Instead of just cutting the onion in half before beginning so you have a flat surface, stab a fork into the root and 'dice' your onion by hacking off large, uneven slices caused by your wobbly, uneven onion.
7. Leave a large hunk of uncut onion on the end of your folk.

Wa la!

>> No.7775913


>make cooking show
>not enough time to buy fresh herbs due to cooking show

>> No.7775916


He didn't... Take his rings off. That is absolutely disgusting.

This man shouldn't be allowed within five miles of a motherfucking chicken.

>> No.7775949

I don't know what I'd do if I only had those utensils, either. I take them outside and whack them with a hammer.

>> No.7775951

I like her. Her videos have a nice vibe to it and her voice itself is an attraction.

>you will never worship sara from her toes to her blubbery tits

>> No.7775952

I had a buffalo burger when I was a teenager, and it was delicious, but that idiot deserves a serious case of brucellosis for eating it like that.

>> No.7775960

'Til the very next day

>> No.7775963


She began as the first of the shitty youtube cooks.

But, she seems like such a sweet and kind person that /ck/ fell in love with her. Pretty sure a large majority of us eat this shit up.

>> No.7775986

The top two pieces of chicken after being added to the salad are definitely undercooked

>> No.7776122

>why would anyone make a bison burger
because it's good meat

>> No.7776140

>because it's good meat
So... you use a good piece of meat to make a burger? thats the best idea that you can have?

>> No.7776186


That's a real thing mang, Portillo's restaurant makes their chocolate cake with mayo.

>> No.7776241

Holy shit he actually cooked it properly.

>> No.7776250

yeah, it sounds gross, but really its not that bad, depending on what mayo you buy/make. Mayo really is just eggs oil salt and a touch of acid.

>> No.7776255

bison tastes good, therefore you make food out of it
thats the basis of most culinary inventions

>> No.7776271

yes, but if you can get a piece of meat like that you could think a better way to cook it than a fucking burger man...

>> No.7776331

I'd start by cooking my burger correctly and using ripe tomatoes when making a burger before considering moving on to more complex recipes, to begin with.

>> No.7776364

>No one gives a shit how long you've been here.
Newfag leave.

>> No.7776407

Anybody got the link for this video?

>> No.7776420

m8, bison isn't a domesticated animal. Virtually every single cut of meat is much more tough than its equivalent on a cow plus it's very lean so there's little fat to render - you pretty much have to either cook it low and slow or tenderize the hell out of it one way or another to get a texture comparable to lean beef. As there really isn't a market for expensive cuts of red meat that have to be slow-cooked for pretty much an entire day, most of the meat is ground into hamburger and you get the excellent flavor without its unfortunate durability plus the versatility of ground meat on top of that.

Honestly, bison is only about a dollar more per pound than 93/7 at this point. If I ever need ground lean red meat then I just go for that instead or elk if I'm feel like splurging. Elk's my favorite but it's $8/lb.

>> No.7776466

This actually is god damn good!

>> No.7776609

To be fair when I was out in a place where I had nothing but a shitty knife and a spoon, that was about the same way I opened my can of meat pate.

>> No.7776610

Better in a bed than in a blanket.

>> No.7776617

>the entire point of mayonnaise, despite how gross the idea is, is to replace eggs and oil
>still adds eggs

>> No.7776678

>Mods please move this thread to /wsg/ in accordance with the rules.Additionally OP, requests for media should be posted in /wsr/.

3rd post says food rekt

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>> No.7776745

I will watch this man's videos until he dies. They're the most fascinating things on youtube. To think that someone that fucking retarded actually exists is phenomenally compelling.

>> No.7776765

The three topmost pieces (the thickest part of the breast) are pink in the middle. Seriously undercooked though probably safe if fresh and handled properly.

>> No.7776785

>cares about him


>> No.7776786

Man, even a pig eats in a less disgusting way than Jack.

>> No.7776821


>> No.7776824

u gon get raepd

>> No.7776829

If she cared, she'd have the fucking decency to learn how to cook

>> No.7776835


its ''voila''

>> No.7776837

it's voilà, actually

>> No.7776841

Sure, if you're out in the middle of nowhere it's acceptable to bash the tin with a rock if that's what you've got to do.

Those two are in a fully equipped professional development kitchen, though. There are tin openers.

>> No.7776847

wew lad

>> No.7776882


but why ruin it by making a fucking burger out of it. Stupid muricans i hate you so much why do you have such shit culinary culture

>> No.7776892

>Stop liking what I don't like!
>You should only do things I like in a sophisticated manner, like a sophistic person like myself would do, in a sophisticated way. Because I'm so sophisticated.


>> No.7776894

i bet you fart at the table

>> No.7776918

faggot here in the USA it's wala. Not that faggy french shit.

>> No.7776953

kill yourself

>> No.7776982


No, that's just you silly fags who decide to follow the 4chan meme like so many autistic sheep.

>> No.7777006

>autistic sheep
What's the point of shitposting if you aren't going to meme? Take the stick out of your ass.

>> No.7777010

Because I'm stating an honest opinion rather than shitposting.

Meming is silly, thus I refuse to do it.

Is that so hard to understand?

>> No.7777014

just a fruit salad, not bad... Now the macaroni salad however

>> No.7777022

>rather than shitposting.
We're all here to shitpost, including you.

>> No.7777049
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Looking good

>Cream cheese

Oh shit what are you doing

>> No.7777053

Guys I'm shit at cooking and a newfag. What exactly was so bad about this?

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>> No.7777068


Buy a cookbook or google recipes. Follow directions.

>> No.7777109

So that's it? The fact that it wasn't actual carbonara? That's not so bad.

>> No.7777117


>rinsing pasta

>using metal utensils in nonstick pot

>melting american cheese slices into cream of chicken soup with hotdogs to make carbonara

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>> No.7777134


The tilted camera angle and set layout definitely adds a feeling of anxiety and ill ease to this video, maybe the person filming actually knows what he's doing

>> No.7777146

The whole video is so full of mistakes and wrongness some think it's a cooking lesson, in a "list all the problems in this video"
I don't think so, why would there be cooking and camera problems, what kind of school cover both subjects?

>> No.7777156

If you don't understand why it's a foul mess then you must be either retarded or so sheltered and poverty-stricken that I'm surprised you're using a computer

>> No.7777159

He voted for Cruz.

>> No.7777169

what show is this guys, kinda want to watch it now

>> No.7777201

The Restaurant UK

Dunno which series this is from though, there's been 2

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>> No.7777543

OH GOD>>7774373

>> No.7777570

His son said he only cooks for YouTube videos, other than that they go out for food.

He just tries to get everything done as quickly as possible it seems.

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>> No.7777600


The type of knife, cutting surface, and amount of force used makes me extremely uncomfortable with this webm.

>> No.7777619

So was she. She keeps checking her hand.

>> No.7777640

He doesnt; he was flicking it into the waiting mouth of his wife. It's this weird fucked up thing they do with all canned foods.

>> No.7777652


no it didn't come off clean.. it scalped her.. the rest of the video shows that part of her skin separated in a clean line and it starts to bleed pretty bad right at the end...

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>maximum cuts out of your onion

>> No.7777687

i like your filename bro

>> No.7777700

Where do you see her bleeding?

>> No.7777710


its not in that webm.. its on the full videos other places on the net.

>> No.7777714

>that use things like fresh ingredients and herbs.

and replaces them all with mayonnaise

>> No.7777753


>that grimace and sets the bowl down while constantly stirring it and pretending it was good...

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>> No.7777895

Sorry guy.

>> No.7777914

why the fuck he open his arms when he is trying his abobinations?

>> No.7777924

He has to spread his arms so that his tits stop crushing his gullet and he can swallow.

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This one makes me real sad... She is prob. just doing her best with what she can get, they look very poor. That look from her husband, just real sad. Am I a faggot?

>> No.7778219

Oh my stars she is

>> No.7778273

This is every Filipino cooking video though.

>> No.7778286

I can't tell if it's truly a butter knife or not. but if it is I assume that's all people will let her have with the way she cuts stuff

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>> No.7778345

You know, you notice that many other youtube channels don't show the people eating the food after, they seemed kinda bias....

>> No.7778402

Yeah. Ja/ck/ would rather play video games and go out to eat than cook.

>> No.7778479


from the image, i thought it was bananer pudding with a bunch of vanilla wafers floating around in it.

i think i'd rather think that than the reality

>> No.7778511

Does he say this in a video?

>> No.7778548

>that condescending "okay?" like he's talking to a child
>holds an onion with a fork instead of cutting it in half
>those mediocre cooking skills with the confidence of a seasoned fine-dining chef
I don't hate many people, but jack makes it so easy.

>> No.7778558

How does he not realize the batter is far too thick to work with? Why does he keep trying to batter the piece of chicken when it's obviously not going to work? Why would he upload something like this to youtube with his name on it?
There are so many questions.

>> No.7778559

I'm, pretty sure Jack is a democrat, he's a fundy, but became one after he already lived well into adulthood... I can't source it in a sea of Jack videos but I think before he moved to Tennessee he was talking about guns at some point and tipped his hand a bit

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>> No.7778602

What a fat idiot, his hydrogenated fat clogged brain can't think lemme soften it up in the microwave first.
Fat fuck gotta get his calorie fix, mayo will do. I bet this idiot loses his shit if he eats lean foods.
Why isn't this guy dead yet? Is it true god protects the fat and stupid?
Just when you thought he couldn't do anything dumber, this asshole goes and tops himself. For fucks sake man.
Why couldn't those shredding wolverine type claws just slip out of his hands and impale him in the neck?

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>> No.7778622

Do you mean Republican? I would have thought he would vote for Trump personally... Cruz is truly awful so I dislike Jack more if that's true.

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>> No.7778653

I could be wrong, but I meant democrat.
Nothing he says or does would lead one to believe he had any left leanings at all, but I vaguely remember him talking about gun control for about 50 seconds in one video and he was in support of restricting them and I was surprised because of who he is.
There's no way I would be able to intentionally dig it out the video, I think it was Jack on the Go, but I don't know. I will even say it's possibly it's a false memory, but I'm not american and don't really give a shit about gun control so it'd be weird if it were.

Jack knows that openly talking party politics would only alienate potential viewers and so I would be surprised if he had a public trail about politics anywhere. What he does wear on his sleeve doesn't seem to vibe with the democrat schtick, but who knows maybe he's been a welfare queen in the past and still carries the torch.

>> No.7778681

Actually I think he mentioned his family was poor and lived on food stamps

>> No.7778689


Yeah that rings a bell too, in his mom videos, saying what a saint gadblessherheart she was for raising a bunch of kids on foodstamps, and he did not know until he was an adult because she was so good with it

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I bet his brother noticed it, Jack didn't because he has an IQ of 85 (if I'm generous).

>> No.7778723


Jack probably ate his brother's portions given the difference in body masses.
I don't think either are particularly bright, but Jack is definitely doing much better in life than most of his equals are

>> No.7778726

My favorite webm ruined. I love it.

>> No.7778736

How much of that is due to the fact that he is codependent on women in his life?

>> No.7778749


yeah. I don't know. Presently quite a lot, but I think he'd be able to live off of his youtube money if he didn't have a kid.

Previously? I can't say. We don't really know anything about his ex except that she was an alleged addict of some type (probably smoked pot occasionally) and was abusive. I don't think Jack's "Okay buddy...? be REAL careful!" programming would work great on too many radio stations, but he does have a good enough voice that I'm sure he'd have been able to keep regular work as a DJ. Would he live in opulence? probably not, but that's as much of a curse as a blessing to him

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>> No.7778801

No it's totally fine. If you can eat beef rare then why not chicken? They're both meat after all.

>> No.7778806

if you want it medium rare just pop it into a microwave for 10-15 seconds doe

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I think this one is my favourite. It'll be okay, Jack. You'll get it right one day.

>> No.7778850

I want it juicy...

>> No.7778868

>If you can eat beef rare then why not chicken?

chicken is a lizard, thus has salmonella

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Well he hasn't yet and he has been doing this shit for 8 years

>> No.7778879

Jack is a modern day arsenic eater. Follow his directions at your peril.

>> No.7778954


that stuff behaves like magnets. it makes literally no sense for any fluid, i havent seen ANYTHING move and stick like that, become soft again, then sticky. and i cook a lot.

>> No.7778975

This almost made me vomit.

>> No.7778998

Flashbacks to primary school science

>> No.7778999

How have you not interacted with non-newtonian fluids and specifically cornstarch and water before? What about honey or ketchup?

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No. It's what you're describing. At least they love each other.

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Don't know what to feel. The dish is, at best, inauthentic. Doesn't look like a complete trainwreck, but does look trashy. On the other hand, they're impoverished and are making dishes that they (presumably) like to eat, even though 4chan autists like to deride everything they see through the comfort of their computer screen.

Doesn't look terrible, definitely isn't carbonara, but something about the fact that she felt the urge to publish the video, showing that at least someone enjoys it, is endearing.

>> No.7779025


no cornstarch acts one second like soft paste and then like superglue. watch the video and tell me it does any sense.

>> No.7779050


>hot lettuce

>> No.7779064

it's not stirred in - the stuff at the bottom is mostly cornstarch, the stuff on top is more diluted.

If he stirred it, it would be a thick paste, probably needs another tsp or two of liquid.

>> No.7779090


It does depending on the proportion of water to starch.


>> No.7779290

That is what I would expect, non-newtonian fluids tense under impact stress and yield otherwise. Go make some with different amounts of water and you'll see this demonstrated easily.

>> No.7779454

Dat juicy pineapple.

>> No.7779517

arrrgghhhh don't cut that burger with your good kitchen knife on an earthenware plate.

>> No.7779522

>hot lettuce
>what is petit pois à la Francais

>> No.7779531

>cu/ck/s who don't know Marie

>> No.7779535

>tfw /tv/ has better ja/ck/ threads than /ck/

>> No.7779556

>All that cornstarch on the side of the bowl that hasn't been mixed in

What ratio of starch to liquid did he use?

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like jack measures anything

>> No.7779598


>> No.7779634

Why didn't he just thin it with something? It's not fucking rocket surgery.

>> No.7779639

Wow someone bought the SlapChop.

>> No.7779658

C-clean the stove.


>> No.7779667

That's just unsafe.

>> No.7779703

Holy fuck that made Raymond Blanc visibly upset.

>> No.7779708


typical pleb

clearly you aren't a connoisseur of rare meats

>> No.7779713


This one actually turns out fucking awesome, probably the only success story he has.

>> No.7779715

...this is exactly how I chop onions.
I can't see what she is doing wrong.

>> No.7779716

Sorry, Jack. Teach me your ways.

>> No.7779719
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Cooking is a art not a science. You just gotta do what feels right and it'll turn out good.

>> No.7779725


it seems to be going ok until he finds his tin opener and unleashes pandora's box

>> No.7779733

I'll never drink Lagunitas again.

>> No.7779748

I think he was trying to stab the seed and he slipped.

>> No.7779750

Hot dog stew. Jesus

>> No.7779751

Do people really not know what Porn & Bean salad is?

>> No.7779754

>Porn & Bean salad
You have my interest

>> No.7779757


cooked lettuce is delicious

>> No.7779760


>porn and bean salad

i thought i was the only one!

>> No.7779788


>> No.7779789

Fuck I laughed

>> No.7779801

>smells like ass

>> No.7779811

Should've cooked the steak first then topped it and quick broil

>> No.7779988


where does he get canned pink sock?

>> No.7780065


so many bad cooks given undue exposure on youtube

>> No.7780073


it's just not jack unless something is curdling

>> No.7780079


i wonder if he was thinking about the sour cream cake and his fat addled brain thought mayo should substitute since it looks sort of the same

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>> No.7780347

Fake, that avacado would have turned brown long before you got to the hospital

>> No.7780422

Jesus H Christ.

>Serves a bowl with one roasted red pepper in it

>> No.7780692

top kek

>> No.7780699

oil not even hot. How fucking stupid can you be?

>> No.7780755

That's her dad.

>> No.7781190

does that guy EVER BLINK!

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