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7793838 No.7793838 [Reply] [Original]

Tons of cheese and tons of sugar, lets discuss these damn things
AND NO
FUCKING
JACK

>> No.7793840
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7793840

>>7793838

>> No.7793843

>>7793838
>AND NO
>FUCKING
>JACK

we'll see senpai, we'll see

>> No.7793844
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7793844

>>7793840

>> No.7793848
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7793848

>>7793844

>> No.7793851
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7793851

>>7793848

>> No.7793854
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7793854

>>7793851

>> No.7793871

>take a well done fast food burger
>cook it even more into some kind of bland fast food quiche
>tell people not to post jack when your op webum is just as disgusting

>> No.7793873

>>7793840
pretty cool

>> No.7793880
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7793880

>>7793844

What the fuck

>> No.7793885

Is this a food gore thread?

>> No.7793886

>>7793840
jesus christ what a waste of prosciutto

also god fucking damn you add even more salt on top of all that?

>> No.7793896

>>7793854
Mmmm!

>> No.7793898

>>7793838
Kind of pisses me off how they do the slow motion shots like its some marvel of cooking they're doing

>> No.7793906

>>7793844
could be good

>> No.7793909
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7793909

Did someone say JACK

>> No.7793913

>>7793840
Would eat

>>7793848
Would eat

>>7793844
Would try

>>7793851
Would eat

>> No.7793920

>>7793909
JESUS CHRIST HOW MUCH FUCKING BUTTER IS THAT

>> No.7793922

>>7793909
>>7793920

fuck off

>> No.7793925

>>7793838
No jack? What are we supposed to post then?

>> No.7793928 [DELETED] 
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>>7793922
:^)

>> No.7793936

>>7793928
>that reptilian tongue action

>> No.7793943

>>7793854
>taking a perfectly good cake
>turning it into a milkshake

Disgusting.

>> No.7793959

>>7793844
That pizza base is below shit tier

>> No.7793967

>>7793909
Jack truly boggles the mind. He's been doing this shit for YEARS

>> No.7793977

>>7793840
>salted meats
>still add salt

>> No.7793989

>>7793854
>not accounting for the volume of the straw
Amateur hour.

>> No.7794003
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7794003

JYAKKU

>> No.7794015

>>7793909
is he frying salmon in what appears to be a literal puddle of butter?

>> No.7794018

>>7794015
it's called poaching

>> No.7794033

>>7794018
You don't poach salmon in a puddle of butter

>> No.7794037

>>7793909
>>7794015
>>7794018
>>7794033
That's only the first part, he is not finished cooking it.

https://youtu.be/WLTynG9aVvE?t=447

>> No.7794043

>>7793909
That probably tastes delicious actually.

>> No.7794051
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7794051

>>7794037
Jesus christ it's worse than I thought

>> No.7794063

>>7793928
Fucking disgusting fat fuck keeps using his tongue like a serving tray, why is this allowed?!!!

>> No.7794064

>>7794003
What are we looking at here?

>> No.7794068

>>7794003
>This fat fuck can't even beat an egg competently
How is he this shit at cooking?

>> No.7794074

>>7794064
He was testing an induction cook top, he didn't read the instructions and only turned on the inner ring for small pots, then said it was a piece of junk.

>> No.7794095

>>7794003
R U KIDDING ME?

>> No.7794101

>>7794037
its not that bad but he should have cooked the potatoes before.
And wtf is his strange obsession with mayo?

>> No.7794104

>>7794101
actually its mustard sorry

>> No.7794107

>>7794064
Righteous indignation

>> No.7794111

>>7793920
Hello newfag.

>> No.7794115

>>7794015
Have you it seen this before?

>> No.7794127

>>7793848
Wasn't Elvis' thing peanut butter, jelly, and banana?

>> No.7794137

>>7794074
Serious question, do any of you guys knows if this fat fuck has been tested for retardation? How can people like him be in charge of a family, or a kid for that matter?

>> No.7794144
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7794144

>>7794003

>> No.7794146

>>7794127
yeah I think so
I just saved it with that name because its what the video said

>> No.7794149

>>7794137
He choked out his son for smoking weed

>> No.7794152

>>7794137
Being a retard doesn't prevent you from having a family, bro

>> No.7794170

>>7794127
You're talking about the Elvis sandwich. Grandparent's thing is the fool's gold loaf. Elvis liked both.

>> No.7794176
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7794176

>>7794137
>>7794144
I legitimately believe that he is barely literate. He thinks books are stupid and history shouldn't be taught in schools, and obviously never reads directions

>> No.7794182

>>7794144
Cheyenne says it like it is.

>> No.7794185

>>7794176
>He thinks books are stupid and history shouldn't be taught in schools
Where did he say this?

>> No.7794243

>>7794185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qei3jXCrxr0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVWUrD1qTw

>> No.7794277

>>7794243
Wow his kid is probably going to end up even more retarded than him

>> No.7794285

>>7794277
Just from the little I've seen of Jack Jr, I can tell his IQ is over 85. Can't say the same for Jack. He could still end up being stupid though.

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7794291

>>7794243
thanks for this

>> No.7794431
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>>7794291
What a disgusting pig

>> No.7794438

>>7793838
Okay but I would legit devour this thing.

>> No.7794443

>>7794438
I'd eat that over pretty much anything Ja/ck/ has touched

>> No.7794452

>>7794431
>built in toothpick
That's some stringy meat.

>> No.7794463

>>7793920
>memes out over the correct amount of butter needed to cook salmon

lurk moar, newfag

>> No.7794495

>>7794452
Yeah I don't think I've ever had jerky get stuck in my teeth. Mango, though, god damn.

>> No.7794501

>>7794495
Jerky gets stuck in my teeth every time I eat it.

>> No.7794504

>>7794452
>>7794495
had jerky stuck in my teeth a couple times, but it was this weird kinda jerky that was super dry, no moisture at all really
they stopped selling it, and i really wish they would bring it back because it was amazing

>> No.7794773
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7794773

JYAKKU

>> No.7794783

>>7794773
Even when he manages to make something passable, he fucking ruins it.

>> No.7794873

>>7794783
Pretty sure he just bought the cake so yeah it was ok until he put the diarrhea on it.

>> No.7794888

>>7794873
>>7794783
Jack's idea of a strawberry shortcake is filling a store bought pound cake with strawberries, strawberry jam and whipped cream.

>> No.7794890

>>7794873
Bought it? All I'm seeing there is jam, whipped cream and strawberries. Why would anyone pay for something which is so easy to put together on your own.

>> No.7794895

>>7794890
I meant he just bought the cake part, he probably put the fruit and whatnot in it later.

>> No.7794903

>>7794463
You shouldn't cook salmon in butter at all. It already has enough fat. You just use olive oil. Butter works with white fish.

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>>7793848

>> No.7794910

>>7794888
so he didn't even make it, he just poorly melted chocolate? jesus christ.

>> No.7794916

>>7793840
Looks excellent

>> No.7794984

>>7794773
Come on, that's his eating arm! He should definitely have enough strength to lift that pot high enough that he doesn't rub the bottom of it in the sauce.

>> No.7794988

>>7793844

anyone else ragecringe when he dropped that preprocessed shredded "cheese" on after the real mozzarella?

>> No.7794996

>>7793840
fug, I think I'll try this next time I have people over

>> No.7795005

>>7793854

red gel dye... why do you need extra bitter dye?

>> No.7795008

>>7793909

flipping that toward himself... fucker deserves to get burned

>> No.7795017

>>7794988
>anyone else ragecringe when he dropped that preprocessed shredded "cheese" on after the real mozzarella?
yup

>> No.7795019

>>7794773
i-is that molasses
tell me that's not molasses

>> No.7795020

>>7794037

i bet he didn't pull the pinbones out of that, did he?

>> No.7795021

>>7794996
The salt was ridiculous but it definitely looks interesting...

>> No.7795030

>>7795020

i think that's that clumpy shitlike half-softened butter and cocoa powder "icing" he made

>> No.7795055

>>7795019
>>7795030
it's poorly melted chocolate chips

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7795283

>>7795008

>> No.7795354
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7795354

>>7795283

>> No.7795461

>>7795354
>greasy, pork fingers
>bag that contained deep fried food
>bible verse

Americans

>> No.7795563

>>7795354
link?

>> No.7795572

>thread called GIF recipes
>only has webms
how about you post some actual gifs? these shitty webbums don't work in safari.

>> No.7795576

>>7795563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aJKzhKsR9o

>> No.7795583

>>7795576
thanks

>> No.7795584

>>7794127

No jelly. It was peanut butter, banana, and bacon. Sometimes with marshmallow fluff in it.

Pan fried.

>> No.7795622

>>7793886
The first thing I thought when I saw this video. There is no way you could even taste the prosciutto, and there is no way the people cooking this will have any idea about how they are ruining it.

>> No.7795681
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>> No.7795693
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7795693

>> No.7795717

>>7795681
Obligatory, "how dus he git out wit out breaknig all de eggz?" post.

Is it you that does it? Do you reply to yourself with this stupid question every time you post that webm?

>> No.7795719
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7795719

>>7795572
>safari

>> No.7795727

>>7795717
t. surly anon of /ck/

>> No.7795733

>>7795727
That's Surly King Anon of the /ck/ Fort to you.

>> No.7795744

>>7795572
Kill yourself and then go download another browser

>> No.7795766

>>7793838
>>7793840
>>7793844
>>7793848
>>7793851
>>7793854
>NO FUCKING JACK
This is the stupidest fucking shit, and is completely jack-tier. It's not cooking, I don't even know what else to call it other than "food hacking." That's the only term that's retarded enough for it.

>> No.7795768

>>7795693

>maruchan cup ramen
>doritos
>paprika?
>lime juice
>hominy? onions? what is that?
>a bunch of cheeses
>sour cream
>ketchup
>hot sauce
>mustard
>the juice from whatever the fuck is stewing in the pot

Is this something that actually gets eaten or was she just high as all holy fuck?

>> No.7795772

>>7795681
>>7795717
now that you mention it, how the fuck DOES he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>> No.7795779

>>7795772
The same way I get into your mother.

The backdoor.

>> No.7795784

>>7795768
Its a thing, its called dorilocos.

>> No.7795850

>>7795766
that's the point of the thread i think. the problem with jack webms is that the same ones get posted every thread and it gets boring

>> No.7795874

>>7795850
I'll make some new ones soon...

>> No.7795879

>>7795874
godspeed anon

>> No.7795972

>Gordon Ramsay will never tell Jack just how much of a fat embarrassment he is that will fucking kill someone and never own his own restrunt

Why live?

>> No.7795998

>>7794037

"WHAT A HEALTHY DISH"

>> No.7796002

>>7794243
I would probably have read all that out of morbid fascination if it were in text, but no way am I sitting through the time it takes to convey it in video form.

>> No.7796018

>>7794037
"White wine is always good with fish, ALWAYS"

He says this like he has just found it out, and that everyone doesn't already know...
And besides, Cacciucco

>> No.7796177

>>7793840
This some rich white people food right here. it's the kinda shit you would only get to try if you actually went to a pricy restaurant.

>> No.7796186

>>7795461
>bible verse
europeans
I'm an athiest and I know thats not a verse. are you retarded?

>> No.7796189

>>7793854
Makes a huge fucking mess. Served in a hipster-jar.

Also red velvet is an overrated cake. That's right, I said it.

>> No.7796200

>>7793854
This is why all those faggots got killed

>> No.7796262

>>7796186
The book of Psalms is in the old testament, are you retarded?

>> No.7796300

>>7796189
>Also red velvet is an overrated cake

DELETE THIS

>> No.7796485

>>7794152
'murica

>> No.7796495

>>7794243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hdVaXElbqI8#t=40

Here, at 40 seconds in, Jack says he thinks being gay is a choice. He's asked whether he made the conscious decision to choose to be straight at any point. He stares slack jawed until the question can penetrate his meaty head and then answer "Yeah".

>> No.7796503
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7796503

Jack hit a milestone by getting a stunning 50% of his ingredients correct in this recipe.

>> No.7796580

>>7796262
literally no where in Psalms does it say anything about the USA.

>> No.7796601

>>7795681
>Things that have never been washed
>That cup

>> No.7796627

>>7794243
Jesus christ they are both so fucking dumb it hurts to watch this

>> No.7796629
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>>7793838
this is one of the more disgusting things Ive seen on here, and Ive seen jack eat raw meat many, many times

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>>7796716

>> No.7796744

>>7796732
Holy shit, is that actually cooked?

And how does he make putting the top bun on a burger look so fucking retarded? Just how!?

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>>7796732

>> No.7796825

How does he undercook everything? Is he impatient of is he hungry?

>> No.7796835

>>7796825
He takes that "rare steak is a man's steak" logic to heart and figured if it's rawer than rare, then it's manlier too.

And juicy, so juicy and beautiful, just beautiful.

>> No.7796871

>>7796503
>premade cheesecake filling
This is objectively the most heinous thing Jack has done.
None of these other webbums come close to making me as mad as this one.

>> No.7796881

>>7794149
Motherfucker was holding out

>> No.7796883

>>7796744
i find every hand movement he makes to be clumsy. his motor skills seem to suck, his brain is not fully operational it seems

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>>7796580

>> No.7796947

>>7795283
god damn, i hate his ugly fat face so much

>> No.7796996

>>7794243
The American voting public, everyone.

>> No.7797075

>>7796835
And then it looks like he gets manicures in this one >>7796732
And is he wearing nailpolish?

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>> No.7797084

>>7793844
Did he seriously stir those grapes with a fucking plastic beach shovel?

>> No.7797088
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7797088

>>7797084
Looks like a silicone basting brush.

>> No.7797113

>>7794773
Ja/ck/ will be the first to be hung from the lamppost on the Day of the Rope

>> No.7797114

>>7794137
most people in the world are stupid.

>> No.7797120

>>7794243
this was...too much
I managed to get about half-way through the first, and about a minute into the second

I can't even laugh at his videos anymore

>> No.7797121
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7797121

>>7797088
Oh I had to watch again to make sure.

>> No.7797130

>>7796708
ohgod what in the fuck. Seen this too many times but still

>> No.7797134

>>7796002
Are you sure? Wouldn't that involve sounding out all the words in your head so you can understand it?

>> No.7797161

>>7793840
this looks fucking amazing

>> No.7797193
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Hands up if you believe that they got the meat that cooked just by frying it.

>> No.7797195
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>> No.7797234

>>7797075
someone here has a screen shot of him and his pig wife getting pedicures

>> No.7797253

>>7796189
>Also red velvet is an overrated cake
There is a special place in hell for people like you

>> No.7797262

>>7794773
How hard is it to make a fucking ganache?

>> No.7797273
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7797273

>>7797262
Pretty hard when you just want to stuff your fat hole with meat

>> No.7797284

>>7796703
did he bake cream cheese frosting?

>> No.7797313

>>7797195
Does anyone find this appetizing?

>> No.7797345

>>7796732
>cutting it with that knife, that still has fucking celery on it, directly on the plate.

I actually roared with anger

>> No.7797352

>>7797313
I do. A little bit.

>> No.7797378

>>7793851
WHY IS IT ALWAYS A MUFFIN TIN WITH THESE PEOPLE

>hey, I have an idea for something that might possibly taste good
>how can I fuck this up?
>I know
>PUT IT IN A MUFFIN TIN

>> No.7797414

>>7794243

>"History is boring, but remember the holocaust."

Stopped there.

>> No.7797423

>>7795850
>the problem with jack webms is that the same ones get posted every thread and it gets boring

Kek, they never get boring, they just go from making one laugh, to making one completely rage.

>> No.7797438

>>7797378
hipsters and milllenials are obsessed with kitschy "bite sized" party favors.

>> No.7797440
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7797440

>>7796703
instantly reminded me of the CumBox^tm

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7797443

>>7797423
When I have time I try to make a few new webms. I only use gfycat though, so the range of things I can make are limited.

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7797461

>>7797440
>>7797440
>>7797440
>>7797440

>> No.7797466

>>7797443
you are doing gods work anonkun

>> No.7797471

>>7796503
>cuts THROUGH the pie tin

Fucking why

>> No.7797481
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7797481

>>7797466
th-thanks

I have a few that are over 3MB but I don't know how to make them smaller

>> No.7797484

>>7797414
A cost? What's this about a cost? I'm not paying any costs, oy vey.

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>>7793854
>huh, what are they making this for?
>ok, now they'll add this to the shake?
>two slices of cake in there, seems excessive
>looks a bit too runny but alright
>oh, that's what the stuff at the beginning was for
>that doesn't look half bad
>A WHOLE FUCKING SLICE OF CAKE AS A GARNISH

>> No.7797495

>>7794773
>When he drags the fucking bottom of the pot over the sauce

>the fucking lumps
>when he drowns the fucking thing

oh my god

>> No.7797508

>>7796708
I just realized he sets his tray on a fucking oven mit.

What the fuck?

>> No.7797514

>>7797508
He does this to angle the tray for the camera.
Are you this fucking new?

>> No.7797517

>>7797514
>are you this fucking new?

>defending Jack

lmao fuck off retard

>> No.7797535

>>7797508
it's a glass oven tray, aren't you supposed to do that? maybe not an oven mitt but something similar

>> No.7797539

>>7797193
I'm actually not totally sure, but this recipe was the least unappetizing ITT. I only sighed at the mess they made while breading the rings.

>> No.7797577

>>7797195
how can this be better than cooking the steak normally and serving it with the mushroom thing

>> No.7797588

>>7797517
I wasn't defending Jack. I was pointing out that you're a fucking try-hard shitposting cunt.
Enjoy.

>> No.7797589

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGB9hvzbbK0&feature=youtu.be

We dsp now?

>> No.7797605

>>7797514
its funny, he has a pretty good camera set up, excellent tools, the knowledge to do things like tilt the board to show the process better to the camera, but is such a bad cook.


He obviously puts a lot of effort into these videos; it's astounding that the recipes are so bad and that he is still so bad

>> No.7797647

>>7797577
if you only sear 1 side it and just mash a bunch of shit into your mouth with the steak it tastes better

>> No.7797661

>>7794773
>never watched a jack video before until this
>decide to see how he managed to fuck up something this simple
>he floats a pot in water and calls it a double boiler
never again

>> No.7797674

>>7797443
>>7797481
have you tried webm for gits?

>> No.7797683

>>7797661
newfag.

>> No.7797709
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>>7795693
>somewhere in the world this fucking shit exists
>incidentally, somewhere in the world, someone is this anal about handling doritos

>> No.7797710

>>7797113
>>>/pol/
Get the fuck off my board.

>> No.7797718

>>7797113
>Day of the Rope
sounds like fun, when is that?

>> No.7797924

>>7796503
Well its kinda hard to fuck up when you use premade cheesecake filling.

What's so especially Valentines about this thing, anyways? Least he could've done is use some red food coloring to dye it red, or put some strawberries around it, or used strawberry drip instead of chocolate. Anything red or pink to actually make it look like its for Valentines.

>> No.7797987

>>7794773
fucking hell, man. That thing actually looked pretty good but he just had to pour that diarrhea shit all over it

I refuse to believe his channel isn't parody. No one can be THIS stupid

>> No.7797992

>>7795681
Why doesn't he use some of the bread loaves to support his fort?

>> No.7798009
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>> No.7798017

>>7798009
how does he do it?

>> No.7798019

>>7793838
>if in doubt, throw another pile of fries over it

>> No.7798038

>>7798009
to be completely honest I've actually tried something like this before with carbonara

don't do it guys
it's fine if you want to cook the pasta in less water so you have thicker, starchier water to thicken a sauce better, but don't actually cook dried pasta in what you want to be your sauce

>> No.7798044
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7798044

>>7798038
>>7798017

>> No.7798071

>>7798038
Drain and rinse. You do know what you're glorifying right?

Enriched pasta is literally not even wheat.
Or buy Mexican pasta. They stock it at dollar tree and it's all wheat.

>> No.7798074

>>7798009
does his fucking stove even work I swear in half these it looks like that shit isnt even turned on

>> No.7798100

>>7796883
He actually had a stroke a few years ago.

>> No.7798130

>>7798100
He's also super obese, diabetic and has difficulty breathing after walking 20 steps.

>> No.7798133

>>7798130
and he tried to cure his pinkeye with cayenne pepper.

>> No.7798142
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>>7798133
fuck I thought you were joking. I saw the title on the video in his list but I assumed it was just clickbait

>> No.7798210

>>7798071
>drain
yes
>rinse
no
for dishes like carbonara especially, you want that starchy pasta water to thicken the "sauce"

>> No.7798239
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>> No.7798243

>>7793848
>>7794127
>>7794170
And I bet they all acted real shocked when he had a heart attack on the shitter.

>> No.7798364

>>7793838
>no fucking jack
>posts something that looks like Jack made it

>> No.7798425
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>>7798239

>> No.7798430

>>7797378
>>7797438
Pretty much its the same shit as their parents (fancy finger food shit) but with a child like twist that most people of this generation never grew out of. Also because it doesn't require making a pan load of some shit because were only cooking for very few people or just one fatass.

>> No.7798441

>>7796189
Red velvet brings a special kind of southern comfy to me. That and banana pudding, iced tea...No wonder there is a type 2 epidemic down there.

>> No.7798443

>>7793844
>flashes the Himalayan pink salt in front of the camera first thing
This is some troll from /ck/, guaranteed

>> No.7798449

>>7794015
>is he frying salmon in what appears to be a literal puddle of butter?

I realize it's Jack and this is a joke thread but this is a perfectly acceptable way to cook salmon

>> No.7798776

>>7795693
uh I'm pretty sure this is what ppl make when they're hungry in prison

>> No.7798787

>>7796758

there is ham in that salsa.

>> No.7798854
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>>7794243

>> No.7798855
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>>7798787
no there isn't, he uses the ham for the omelette

>> No.7798882

>>7795576
>You were listening to him order, I heard you

>> No.7798896

>>7798855
The one on the right isn't much better than jack's abortion, looks like a piece of cardboard

>> No.7798902

out of all the meme shitposting on 4chan, jack shitposting is by far my favorite

>> No.7798945
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>>7796708
>mfw it always gets worse with every viewing

>> No.7798964

>>7797471
Down syndrome

>> No.7798984

>>7797471
it's so that you don't fuck up the first pie piece, as tends to happen. Kind of a helpful kitchen hint, to help people out

>> No.7798991
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7798991

>>7797508
>he

>>7797517
>jack

>> No.7798997

>>7793840
Praise the sun.

>> No.7799029

>>7797313
Me. And I don't even like mushrooms.

>> No.7799034

>>7797481
kek do americans really have their laundry in their kitchens?

>> No.7799066

>>7793909
It would be easier if he had some tounges-like utensil

>> No.7799095
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7799095

>Wow.
>Look at that.
>Haha!
>It's beautiful.
>Just look at that. Nice and juicy.

>> No.7799096

>>7799034
Not in any house I've ever been in

>> No.7799101

>>7799034
Only poor rednecks. Gotta keep it convenient for the bitches to stay in their place.

>> No.7799235

>>7799034
My apartment has a big closet attached to the kitchen where the washer and dryer are, and my parent's home has the laundry room pretty much adjacent to the kitchen. If you're building a house it makes sense to try to put water using appliances close together so that you don't need the extra plumbing. The only reason they don't do it with bathrooms is because that would defeat the purpose of having more than one bathroom, but often 1 bathroom homes have the bathroom close to the kitchen.

>> No.7799236
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I bet /ck/ can't even into displacement

>> No.7799252

>>7793854
>served in a mason jar with a handle
>obnoxiously large garnish
>spilling over
>huge fucking mess
There's a place where I live that does this with their milkshakes and people go fucking nuts for it

>> No.7799254
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7799254

>>7799236
eureka!
I wonder if he'll figure out diet and exercise before or after its too late

>> No.7799258

>>7799252
People are stupid and pay for simple amusement, anon...

>> No.7799261
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>>7799254
He said in one of his "health eating" episodes that he knows how to be healthy and that he just chooses not to do it.

>> No.7799273
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>>7799261
well that makes me feel a bit better at least. I know he blamed his stroke on 5 hour energy, so you have to assume he's retarded, but if he's an abnormally fat person with a history of cardiovascular disease then... I mean his doctor must tell him that he's nuts... I can only imagine

>> No.7799287

>>7799261
Given how little he actually knows in general, I wouldn't take his word on that.

>> No.7799354

>>7799236
that cold oil though

>> No.7799388

>>7796708
Holy dicks that's a lot of cheese

>> No.7799406

>>7793840
this isnt even actual stop motion they are just cutting frames

>> No.7799466

>>7795772
he obviously sells every and each egg before being allowed outside

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>> No.7799610

>>7798009
I've only recently returned to co/ck/lovers and some of these jack webms have made me disgusted but holy shit this is the worst.. what the fuck is he even trying to do with this.

>> No.7799615
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>>7799388
Literally 3lbs of cheese.

>> No.7799618

>>7799273
i bet you couldn´t even cut warm butter with that dull ass knife

>> No.7799624

>>7799615
>read filename
>kek, i wonder what OP means by this
>even jack wouldn´t put mayo in a cake
>watch webm
>oh fuck

>> No.7799627
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>>7799624
Here he is trying to make the frosting for that cake. Count the ways he could have made this easier for himself.

>> No.7799633

>>7794903

>You shouldn't cook salmon in butter at all. It already has enough fat. You just use olive oil.

know how i know you aren't trained in cooking at fucking all

>> No.7799639

>>7799633
Dear Diary,
Today 4chan taught me that olive oil doesn't contain fat.

>> No.7799709

>>7797134
Motherfucking Saussure over here

>> No.7799727

>>7793838
I would devour this thing, desu. What's that sauce he's putting on it, though?

>> No.7799735

>>7799639
It doesn't contain fat only because it's literally a vegetable fat.

>> No.7799736

>>7794243

>history is important, but you can't learn it in school

sure m8 gotcha

>> No.7799739

>>7795693
Didn't look too bad until she poured in all those sauces and cheese.

>> No.7799741
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7799741

It always turns into a jack thread :(

this is not nice board

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7799752

>>7799735
Dear Diary,
Today 4chan taught me that the reason olive oil doesn't contain fat is because it's a fat.

>> No.7799757

>>7799034

that is much

MUCH

more common in europe, you idiot

>> No.7799765

>>7799034
where else?

>> No.7799791

>>7794431
>use 100% Angus beef
>slather it in HFCS

If this is the best, then I don't wanna taste the worst.

>> No.7799835

>>7798243
The Kings heart attack was brought on by the massive cocktail of drugs he was taking every fucking day. His poor health only added to the mix.

He also died in front of the sink. He was washing up after telling his daughter goodnight.

>> No.7799874

>>7799624
Mayo Cake was a post-WWII thing for some fucked up reason. There's tons of vintage ads from Mayo companies telling housewives how it makes the best cakes. Fucking bizarre.

>> No.7799886

>>7793848
Isn't this from that one movie with Daniel Radcliffe?

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>>7799968
>>7799970
>>7799973
>>7799975
>>7799977
>>7799977

our god is an awesome god

>> No.7800003

>>7799975
what is he making here?

>> No.7800024

>>7795681
is that guy near the camera drinking fresh eggs?
why would you ask for an egg sandwich when you're already drinking eggs

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7800031

>>7800003
a mess!
;^)

>> No.7800057

>>7796708
A pretty good ' '

>> No.7800070

>>7797193
This food is perfectly fine dude you get it in Scotland all the time

>> No.7800102
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7800102

>>7799095
>literally looks like a log of shit

>> No.7800109

>>7796703
WHY DOES HE PUNCH THE EGGS??????

>> No.7800119

>>7799615
>>7799624
>>7799874
mayo cake is really not much different than regular cake, it tastes the same. if anything it's just a little bit more MOIST

kind of unnecessary though

>> No.7800121

>>7795354
oshit i ate there last night

>> No.7800128
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>this thread

>> No.7800154

jack is a god whose skills have transcended this plane of existance
yall niggas are just jealous of his skills

>> No.7800159

>>7800003
Jenkem

>> No.7800189

>>7796708
Jesus, just fry up some cheese and cut out the middleman

>> No.7800198

>>7797195
That's the worst thing I've seen yet. Why do these morons just slop cheese over everything?

>> No.7800201

>>7798009
Looks like a guaranteed way to have mushy noodles.

>> No.7800202
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>packaged dough
>muffin tin
>unnecessary and intricate workings that serve no purpose
>fryer
>cheese or chocolate pull apart in slomo

>> No.7800208

>>7799727
In n Out secret sauce. It's basically Thousand Island.

>> No.7800211

>>7800159
Sure looks the part

>> No.7800274

>>7799633
holy shit i literally can't even.

>> No.7800282

>>7800201

why

>> No.7800377

>>7799970
He never melts his cheese.

>> No.7800698

Why are millenials so obsessed with pizza. I just saw a tasty vid someone shared and it was for a "Pizza Waffle"

this needs to stop

>> No.7800727

>>7800698
As long as we're generalizing, millennials are too lazy/retarded/etc to cook anything that requires effort and pizza is just dough, sauce, cheese, toss in oven.

>> No.7800735
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>>7800698

Millennials are just realizing how shitty their childhood was and are going back to things that were popular with the generation that grew up in the 80's and early 90's.

>> No.7800757

Is there any reliable way to make sure your thread doesn't get drowned in Jack webms? This shit wasn't even funny the first time.

>> No.7800758

>>7800727
Not even from a cooking standpoint. Just in general, pizza this and pizza that. Like the obsession with pizza goes beyond regular pizza that there's an interest in things like pizza waffles, or pizza themed clothing, etc.

Pizza isn't even that great.

>> No.7800763

>>7800735
>generation that grew up in the 80's and early 90's

So, millennials?

>> No.7800829

>>7795576
I ate there once or twice in Georgia. For the price and convenience you're getting a pretty good deal. I liked their fried chicken sandwich and tenders. Their milkshakes were too much ice cream, you could only eat them with a spoon.

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>> No.7800845

>>7800757
Kill yourself

>> No.7800846

>>7800757
Have actual content? These threads get bogged down with jack because no one posts anything else

>> No.7800871

>>7800763

People in their 30's aren't millennials, retard.

>inb4 arbitrary internet definition that lumps together 35 year old's with 15 year old's

>> No.7800874

>>7800871
You can just say "kids these days" instead of sticking to a term with a specific definition that doesn't fit what you're trying to say

>> No.7800882

>>7800871
15 year olds aren't Millennials. that refers to people who became adults at the start of the century

>> No.7800886

>>7795693
There is no kind of loving god. Or if there was it left us long ago.

>> No.7800890

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCZ4PH8JTR4

>> No.7800904

>>7800840
>stop
>okay you can stop now
>it's time to stop
>no really, stop
>STOP
>WHY

>> No.7800905

>>7800874

That's how virtually everyone uses the term, though. It's basically "people who were born, or became cognizant, around the turn of the millennium", so pretty much the people who grew up in a world where cell phones and the internet were an omnipresent given and learned to interact with the world through social media.

>> No.7800922

>>7800763
To have grown up in the 80s/90s you would have to have been born in the late 60s/70s IE be 40y/o or older today

>> No.7800923

>>7800871
>My definition is valid, not the agreed upon one
Aw, poor millennial doesn't want to be a millennial

>> No.7800925

>>7800922
>60s/70s
>Have to be 20 years old before you can even begin to grow up in the 90s
Dude just go away

>> No.7800928

>>7800905
And yet, someone who doesn't understand the term would look it up and come to a completely different understanding of what you were trying to say.

>> No.7800931

>>7800922

You're about a decade off there. If you were born in the early 80's you spent a part of your childhood in the 80's and grew up in the 90's.

>> No.7800940

>>7793909

What's wrong with this though, it actually looks pretty good?

People are memeing about butter, but you know the fish doesn't exactly absorb it or anything, right?

>> No.7800944

>>7800905
Basically we lost 30 IQ in our offspring since 1990.

>> No.7800947

>>7800922
I was born in '83 and I most definitely grew up in the 90s. You are a retard.

>>7800923
Not him, but regardless of the "official" definition, grouping people in their 30s together with young teenagers is silly. That is, by literal definition, more than one generation. Lumping more than one generation into the same social generation makes no sense logistically. The two groups are in completely different stages of social development and grew up under completely different circumstances.

Semantics aside, no reasonable person is going to argue that people born in the 80s and people born in 1999 even remotely resemble each other in terms of values, generally speaking.

>> No.7800948

>>7799034
Its either the Kitchen or under the stairs which not all houses have and its quite often taken up by a bathroom

>> No.7800975

>>7799034

It's not typical these days, but a lot of gov't subsidized housing was built that way after WWII because it was cheaper to build the house with only one wet wall rather than more than one.

A "wet wall" is a wall in the house which contains water supply and drainage connections. So if your goal is to build the house as cheaply as possible, you keep all that stuff in one area. It simplifies construction and reduces the amount of pipes needed.

>> No.7800980

>>7800940
I made the webm because he fudges the flip. But if you watch the video he then places the fully cooked salmon in the oven to cook some more.

>>7800947
The official definition of a millennial is the generation who achieved young adulthood in the 2000s. Teenagers today are not officially millenials.

>> No.7800989

>>7799977
Holy shit haven't seen that one.

>> No.7801015

>>7800944
but anon I'm really smart I swear

>> No.7801201

>>7799066
kek. also, nice dubs

>> No.7801210

>>7800698
i was born in 85 and love pizza. what does that make me?

>> No.7801226

>>7801210

A 90's kid.

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>>7801210
a statistic

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>>7801255
doing god's work, anon, saved all of these

>> No.7801438

>>7801348
That cake actually looked so good until he spilled all of that shit over it

>> No.7801447

>>7801438
>cake

>> No.7801453

>>7801438
Why would even Ja/ck/ put salsa on cake?

>> No.7802055

>>7801239
why did that happen?

>> No.7802102

>>7802055
The instruction manual wrote in bold that if you don't clean your grill of old grease drippings and other gunk the product has a high tendency of creating an environment where that grease can catch fire.

In true Jack fashion he didn't read the manual.

>> No.7802175

>>7802055
>>7802102

He actually says exactly that at 2:25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAzrjdkTC9M

>> No.7802315

>>7802175
Ok I had it with this fat fuck. Seriously. I can not handle his shit anymore. I'm off this board for a couple of weeks.

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>>7802175
Hold the fuck up... Did that nigger put his phone in the raw meat container? Yes, yes he did...

>> No.7802330

>>7802327
you could get conjunctivitis with that kind of sloppy mise en place

>> No.7802343

>>7799624
every thread there's someone who doesn't know what mayo cake is
please learn about food and cooking before posting here, thanks

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7802345

>>7802330
Hmm, anyone want to check the dates?

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>>7802345
Too far apart. the pink eye was relatively recent within the last couple months

grill grate vid came out almost a year ago

but if he did that in the grill grate vid there's no telling what his other hygiene habits are

>> No.7802391

>>7802345
What a fucking tool.

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>>7802389
damn that wasn't the webm i wanted to post

>> No.7802403

>>7802389
>>7802395
This guy is truly disgusting but seriously, is /ck/ giving him all of his views?

>> No.7802421

>>7802403
No, he has actual viewers who appreciate his work. He seems to shill his channels wherever he goes so I'm sure there are some clueless/nice people he meets that check him out.

>> No.7802441

>>7802403
I know someone who made his lazy mans lasagna, aka shitty pasta. Could be a coincidence, but I have my doubts. I know that person never visits 4chan as hes asked what those pictures with funny comments on them are called and where they come from.

>> No.7802558

>>7801438
That's a block of cream cheese.

>> No.7802678

>>7802558
>American """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""CAKE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>> No.7802762
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7802762

>>7802678
No man, this is Jacks american cake.

>> No.7802798
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>> No.7802959

>>7802343
no

>> No.7803247
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7803247

I barely come to /ck/ but I just found out Jack lives in the same city I do. What should I say to him if I see him in person?

>> No.7803264

>>7803247
why talk when you can hit someone with a cooking book?

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