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>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change".*

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>>7857536
This shit is old.

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>Starbucks black coffee

>> No.7857722

>>7857620
If you drink black coffee you're probably a little masochistic.

I just started it drinking it that way because it saved time at work, and now I get called a fedora on the internet.

>> No.7857749

>>7857722

I'm 26 and I'm a regular coffee drinker who hasn't put sugar or dairy into a coffee for 10 years. I'm in general completely averse to sweet foods though, I'm the guy who never, ever eats dessert

>> No.7857761

I drink coffee black cause I am a fat fuck who doesnt need more calories

>> No.7857796

>>7857749
That's funny, I'm the same way. I'll eat like a Reeses every so often but I rarely take it farther than that.

Though frankly I never get dessert because I've always filled up on my actual meal.

>> No.7857989

>>7857749
Same, my true temptation lies in salt. I can't resist a nice salty pistacchio.

Guess I'll die of AVC and not diabetes

>> No.7858021

>>7857536
Why would you order black coffee at Starbucks when that's the only kind they serve unless you specifically ask for anything else, and the sugar and cream are at a counter where you add it yourself?

>> No.7858034

>>7858021

Because bait, that's why. This shit has been posted time and time again for months, yet never fails to get replies.

>> No.7858044

I drink coffee about three times a month, but when I do, I like it black. I used to put sugar in it when I first got used to it, but I haven't done that in a few years. And I've never been a fan of milk in coffee.