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>my wife is a great cook

Biggest lie. Women are terrible lazy cooks. They take every shortcut possible and don't give a fuck. I'm almost convinced they can't recognize good taste and technique any better than a 7 year old child. Yet they pretend to like cooking on Pinterest and Facebook when in all actuality its a failed vulva flapping contest about who has the best camera and the most friends. Women these days ruin everything they touch.

>> No.7949836

>>7949832
>momovercookedmytendiesagain.txt

>> No.7949871

>>7949832

poor baby

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My gf is a pretty good cook, but im generally better. She makes better southern food and desserts, i make better, well, everything else.
Also, are my crepes done enough?

>> No.7949900

There is a reason that all real chefs are men

>> No.7949938

>>7949832
>My mom sucked at cooking: The post.

Me mum is a great cook familimlam. Wants t' even open her own catering gig after finishing her 20 years at the job. Makes easy money with the dishes at community events.

Don't blame women everywhere because you married a woman with the same shit cooking skills as your own mom.

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>> No.7949943

my girlfriend is a hilariously bad cook. i came downstairs to see her swabbing some mouldy ass bread in sweetened egg and milk. like a picturesque bloom of blue mould all over each slice. that bread was fucking tie-dye. she'd heard you were supposed to use stale bread to make french toast

>> No.7949953

>>7949938

this. my mother is also an amazing cook. i admit i'm not as good as her, i was always more of a baker. but a lot of people still think i'm a good cook. including my bf.

>> No.7949954

>>7949943
I-I thought that was true (but not moldy fucking bread)

>> No.7949970

>>7949954

it is true (but not mouldy fucking bread) it was just hilarious that she didn't know the difference.

also the white sauce she makes looks like a half mixed pancake batter. she just doesn't have the concentration or patience for most cooking unless she has guidance

>> No.7949977

>>7949832
Well here's some advice for an anniversary gift: a cooking course, i'm sure she'll love it.

>> No.7949978

>>7949954
It is true, just not the moldy fucking bread, lol.

Stale bread as in bread that has hardened a bit; it's less likely to fall apart completely from being soaked and ends up just softened.

>> No.7950020

>>7949832
That's because they know being a good cook is a desirable trait to men, so they feign interest. The truth is I think it's safe to say that most people are shit cooks and most people have shit taste in food.

That pleb you know from work was eating fast food everyday until he shot some loads into his dumpy girlfriend. Now he's happy eating hamburger helper.

>> No.7950254

>>7949978
It was also more fresh made bread. The pre sliced bread most Americans eat now will mold before it hardens because Wonder forced the meme that soft bread is fresh. Now, all the pre sliced bread is almost raw.