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7986256 No.7986256 [Reply] [Original]

>ITT - foods that you could literally eat a million of

>> No.7986261

Don't lie, you couldn't eat literally a million of those

You'd get sick or get tired of them before you'd even hit 100

>> No.7986262
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7986262

i already do faggot

>> No.7986263

>>7986261
Bullshit, I could clear a million no problem

>> No.7986268
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7986268

>> No.7986270
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7986270

Rice.

>> No.7986274

>>7986263
Prove it

>> No.7986275

>be OP
>eat several million sperm every day.

>> No.7986277
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7986277

>> No.7986284

>>7986275
/thread

>> No.7986287
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7986287

>> No.7986300
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>> No.7986309
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7986309

>> No.7986317

>>7986256
>ITT
>Food that would kill you after a single bite

>> No.7986323

>>7986268
Or just olives

>> No.7986333

>>7986309
If I end up on a death row , my final meal would be a grapefruit, an orange and a clementine

>> No.7986336
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>> No.7986337
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>> No.7986343

>>7986333
GAY
A
Y

>> No.7986348

>>7986333

>last meal
>end up getting a shitty one that isn't ripe enough and has no flavor

You better revise your plan and ask for 20 of each.

>> No.7986352
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7986352

>>7986270

You're alright.

>> No.7986356
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7986356

>>7986256
lumpia

>> No.7986367

mozzarella sticks
fried raviolis
buffalo wings
crab rangoons

>> No.7986371
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7986371

>> No.7986558

>>7986356
You got a lump in your ass.

>> No.7986587

>>7986337
Completely agree. I have a 3 pound jar from Costco that I snack on all day

>> No.7986614

>>7986256
Deviled eggs. Boy would I die fast.

>> No.7986620

french fries
crinkle cut in particular but any will do

>> No.7986629

>>7986620
steamed broccoli with butter.

>> No.7986636

>>7986620
shit didnt mean to reply to you

>> No.7986671

>>7986337
objectively fucking kill yourself

>> No.7987508

>>7986256
you'd literally die of a heart attack before you come anywhere close to a million.

>> No.7987510

Smokehouse almonds

>> No.7987514

muthafuckin PIZZA ROLLS

>> No.7987531

Couscous granules

>> No.7987597
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7987597

>>7986256
>>7986614
Pigs in a blanket and deviled eggs. I have made just these two things for dinner on occasion.

>>7986333
nice trips.
You want your last meal to be weird enough so that they'll talk about you for years.

So get a box each of oranges, clementines and grapefruit and eat the whole lot in one sitting with a fork and knife.

>> No.7987610

Burgers. If I couldn't get full, if I wouldn't get fat, if I had the money, I would sit around eating burgers, fries and drinking soda all day

>> No.7987792

>>7986256
If we assume you mean during my life and not at once then:

Sweetbreads.

Morels.

Kimchi fried rice.

Kroppkakor.

Eel.

Blackberries.

Cloudberries.

Lingonberries.

Eggs benedict.

Norwegian eggs benedict.

Cured Salmon.

Halibut.

Keema mattar.

Asparagus.

Corn on the cob with butter.

Liver paté.

Creamed pigs' kidney stew with rice.

Sea urchin sushi.

Avocado.

Mayo.

Mustard.

Swedish meatballs with cream sauce.

Cold Mozarella cheese with some black pepper.

Ragú a la Milanese (none of that boring shitty bolognese crap).

Blinis with roe and sour cream.

and, for some odd reason:
Mini corn dogs. can't get enough. I need help.

>> No.7988152

I don't know what my theoretical limit on drinking horchata is, but I'd probably have severe diabetes afterwards.

>> No.7988157
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>>7986671
Did a chocolate raisin touch you in your special no-no place?

>> No.7988166
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7988166

Roquefort and Bread:

Would top that with some peat-smoked beer.

>> No.7988170

choc chip bikkies dunked in milk

sometimes i want to be bulimic :(

>> No.7988174

Probably chicken sandwiches from Jack in the Box, the dollar ones.

>> No.7988178

fried chicken (whoa when i did the recaptcha a pic of fried chicken showed up o.o)

>> No.7988334

>>7988178
thats some serious mfw shit man

>> No.7988377

>>7986275
Kore wa

>> No.7988391

>>7987597

So much this. My partners grandma makes deviled eggs and they are to die for.

When we go over there there's often a sneaky couple on the bench just for me. Yum

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If only it were cheaper...

>> No.7988811

>>7987508
depends how big they are

>> No.7988845

>>7986300
>Corn is a spring roll
>ketchup on the side
>spring onion just sitting around not contributing to the snack
>dry shitty carrot slices for some reason

whytho.jpg

>> No.7988865
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7988865

these

>> No.7988959
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7988959

never hade them with basil butter but i can promise you thats what im trying next time im eating corn on the cob

>> No.7989048
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7989048

Fried chicken gizzards, hearts, and livers.

70% gizzards and hearts, 30% livers

>> No.7989057
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>>7986256

>> No.7989059
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7989059

The humble combination of sweet biscuit to chocolate causes a wormhole to open up inside my gullet. Especially with tea or coffee.

Also I think Japan legalized adding cocaine to their chocolate. I hate Kit Kats but ate an entire bag of minis in Japan because of how different they tasted.

>> No.7989075

>>7986256
I could sure go for a million uncut cocks too.

>> No.7989094

It's not food per se but i could swallow a million cumshots and beg for more.

>> No.7989104

>>7989059
>Also I think Japan legalized adding cocaine to their chocolate
The only thing different in Japan's kit-kats is that they use actual sugar, senpai.

>> No.7989106

>>7989104
That must be it then.

>> No.7989115

>>7989104
>>7989106
Real sugar and the kitkats themselves are probably an eensie bit fresher, because the country is fucking tiny

>> No.7989123
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7989123

Mcdonald's bacon egg and cheese biscuit

>> No.7989176

>>7989057
You going to swallow all thatgum, sweetheart?

>> No.7989188

>>7989176
What gum?

>> No.7989195

>>7989123
>biscuit

Oh you

>> No.7989201

>>7989123
>biscuit

Oh you.

>> No.7989232

>>7986256
>not eating superior Berner sausages
It's like want to live forever senpai

>> No.7989237

>>7986256
Cause they remind you of dicks, OP?

>> No.7989249

>>7987610
American detected.

>> No.7989264

>>7989237
Yeah, they remind me of your tiny dick.

>D O M I N A T E D
D
O
M
I
N
A
T
E
D

>> No.7989291

>>7986336
T H I S

>> No.7989297

>>7989249
Are you autistic m9? Nobody cares

>> No.7989844

>>7987792
>eat a million mayonnaise

?

>> No.7989878

>>7986367
Don't lie to yourself. You'd be half dead after 12 mozzarella sticks of any decent size or make.

>> No.7989913

>>7986256
Hazelnuts.

>> No.7990139

>>7988845

>every article of food in, on, or around a dish at any restaurant or stock photo in history has been strictly for eating and there has never existed such a thing as a garnish

>> No.7990148

>>7986287
i worked at a factory that made these

did not get sick of them, they're fucking goat

>> No.7990154

>>7986371
nigger detected

>> No.7990265
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7990265

wish they sold tutku biscuits in uk desu

>> No.7990281

>>7987597
I ate 24 deviled eggs once. ONCE. NEVER AGAIN. I still love them though. If you crumble bacon on top it is god tier.

>> No.7990333

>>7986333
F A G L O R D

>> No.7990342

>>7989188
Huh, I just noticed it said "BUBBLEGUM FLAVORED tiny tasty chewy sweets." Is it like Nerds, then? Just with a different flavor?

>> No.7990400

>>7990265
they do though

>> No.7990760
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7990760

why are these so good!

>> No.7990778

>>7989123
>McDonald's

>> No.7990806
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7990806

Practically eaten a bag of it every day since 2011

>> No.7990824

>>7990760
it's nutella but crunchy so it's got texture i love it

>> No.7990845

any and all kinds of chinese food

>> No.7990849
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>>7990760
With these Rocher you are really spoiling us!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P-nZZkQqTc

>> No.7990909
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7990909

Tacos, ribs, chicken wings. I will go until there is nothing left.

>> No.7990921
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7990921

>>7986256

>> No.7991025

Basil leaves

Ruccola

Radishes

Marinated garlic

Chickpeas

Cumshots (maybe)

>> No.7991029
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7991029

>>7989123
>biscuit
Oh you.

>> No.7991239

>>7988959

coat it with parmesan cheese, salt, and pepper, and then spread a bit of sour cream on it with some paprika

best corn on the cob you will ever had

>> No.7991257
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7991257

>>7986256
This pizza. I have dreams about it.

>> No.7991258

>>7991029
It's what we call it in the states you smelly bong

Don't you faggots refer to it as a scone or someshit

>> No.7991270

>>7990921
Kek

>> No.7991273

>>7986274
This. OP, do you want to be a faggot for the rest of your life, or do you want to get into the Guinness Book?

>> No.7991394
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7991394

Preferably different flavours so I don't get sick of them, but if I had honey garlic, I'd be fine.

>> No.7991410

>>7991257
What kind of dub' 'za is this?

>> No.7991418

>>7991410
Stuffed pizza from a place in MI

>> No.7991426

>>7991410
(Samefag) it doesn't come apart easy so it's like a double sided za with all the ingredients in the middle.

>> No.7991454
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>> No.7991755

>>7988166
THIS

>> No.7991767
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7991767

>>7986256
Dominos Bread Bites

If my stomach didn't want to kill itself after eating 50 of course, I could eat them all day

>> No.7991774

>>7991418
I live in Michigan
Tell me where this glorious place is

>> No.7991777

>>7986261
no1 stated a time frame faggot

>> No.7991839

>>7987597
>deviled eggs
god damn don't let me near those things at a party

>> No.7991853

>>7989123
every time i go to mcdonalds half-awake to ask for a sausage mcmuffin the window monkey gives me just a sausage patty between two pieces of bread instead of a goddamn mcmuffin
who fucking orders that? if i wanted a dry sausage sandwich i'd ask for one
do i really have to wrap my mouth around "sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin" first thing in the morning?

>> No.7991894

>>7991853
thats funny. Whenever I go there I have to specify "no egg" or else they put egg on it.

>> No.7991919
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7991919

I could literally eat a million chocolate pudding.

>> No.7991937
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7991937

clam blood + lime juice is a plus

>> No.7991943

Naah, poppy seeds :3 I don't wanna destroy my stomach

>> No.7991944

>>7991853
should have been more specific 2bh

>> No.7991972
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7991972

I can eat these like crazy.

>> No.7991980

>>7991972
Those are god-tier. I always have a bunch when I'm eating a sandwich.

>> No.7991996
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7991996

>>7986256
>literally eat a million of

>> No.7991997

>>7991972
I was going to mention them a couple days ago but didn't bother.
I don't eat the peppers, not sure if you're meant to, I bite them and squeeze the juice on pizza and spaghetti etc.
Do you guys eat them? They're really not that tasty to me.

>> No.7991999

>>7991997

Yeah, I eat them. Like that other guy said they go great with sandwiches. I mean, you're the first person I've ever seen who doesn't. You're basically using the brine as seasoning, the fuck?

>> No.7992000
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>>7991997
>I don't eat the peppers, not sure if you're meant to, I bite them and squeeze the juice on pizza and spaghetti etc.
Do you guys eat them? They're really not that tasty to me.

>> No.7992005

>>7991999
I know but it has a really unique taste. Of course I feel like a dumbass for throwing $5 worth of peppers away and drinking a jar of juice.
What do they pair with? I want to learn to eat them.

>> No.7992014

>>7992005

I always have them along with a turkey sandwich and a couple handfuls of potato chips.

They go well in salads if you chop them up really finely as well.

>> No.7992069

>>7988166

peat-smoked beer

Nigger what?

>> No.7992096

>>7986262
this and most grains

>> No.7992175

>>7986300
What is difference in spring vs egg rolls? I've never had the spring roll but I do like egg roll a lot. Thanks.

>> No.7992183

>>7989094
didn't know my ex wife browsed 4chan

>> No.7992202

>>7991239
>sour cream

Doesn't mexican corn on the cob call for mayo?

>> No.7992210
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7992210

Honestly could

>> No.7992225

>>7986277

Came here to make sure this was posted.

>> No.7992226
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I could literally eat a million of cinnamon apple sauce

>> No.7992227
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>>7992226
Also a million of cottage cheese

>> No.7992454
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>>7991258
>dry piece of round bread
>"biscuit"

>> No.7992539
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7992539

>>7989195
>>7989201
>>7991029
Stay mad eurojellies

>> No.7992830

>>7988865
god i miss eating crisps, I maybe have them once every few months, salt and black pepper is patrician tier choice

also i miss sensations with the chipotle flavour fuck man

>> No.7992836

>>7992830
Why do you not eat chips or chipotle?

>> No.7992842

>>7992836
just health benefits, crisps are junk food right?

>> No.7992869
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7992869

But only my mom's ones.

>> No.7992970
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7992970

Buttered biscuits

>> No.7993043

>>7991258
They don't really have an equivalent thing.

Don't mind the autist bong who doesn't understand how languages are slightly different in different areas.

>> No.7993060

>>7992970
>brit detected

>> No.7993079
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7993079

This

>> No.7993095

Potato salad

>> No.7993117

>>7986256
OP is a fucking legend

>> No.7993161

>>7991774
RO

>> No.7993172

>>7991853
kill yourself

>> No.7994550

>>7987792
>blackberries
>asparagus
Fugg. Yeah.

>mayo
Disgusting.

>> No.7994557

>>7986256
Scrolling through I thought this was an injured hand covered in bloody bandages

>> No.7994561

>>7986263
>>7986261
>>7986275

fuck off le funny ledit fags

>> No.7994657

So many things. If I be in a plane of existence where the act of eating was only done for pleasure and not nourishment, I would eat a million of these just for the taste and texture alone. Something about it, the steam from the toasted bun, the empty yet easily complemented taste of the patty, those varied onion rings and the right amount of salt that flavors but not overpowers the overall burger.

Sure, it's a heart attack on two hands but I'd love to some day order so much of these, I go like Elvis.

>> No.7994659
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7994659

>>7994657
forgot my pic

>> No.7994708
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7994708

With lots of Starbucks Doubleshot Vanilla

>> No.7994710

>>7986262
I lold

>> No.7994799

>>7994659
>>7994657
what's it called?
where is served?

>> No.7994833

>>7994799
Western Bacon Cheeseburger from Carl's Jr and I think Hardees has a version of this as well.

>> No.7994863
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7994863

>>7994833
mm sounds good
i've never eaten at carls jr so i'll probably give it a try

>> No.7994874
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7994874

Its all I ever eat.

>> No.7994906

>>7992069
>dayum
Never tried it? It's godlike, as simple smoked beer is.

>> No.7994924

>>7986256
I bet you shovel millions through your ass.

>> No.7994927
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7994927

>>7988178

>> No.7994934

>>7994924
I shoveled millions through your moms ass last night ;)

>> No.7994941

I could have dinner if I wasn't 15 day til homeless and starving half to death.

paypal.me/673945926

Anything raw, organic, and vegan.
Golden watermelon comes to mind.

>> No.7994950

>>7994874
You eat dicks too liar.

>> No.7994958

>>7994934
>shoveling food through a skeleton's "ass"
Nice going Einstein.

>> No.7994962

>>7986367
Literally all of these are at a buffet in some flyover state.

>> No.7994964

>>7994958
I fucked her ass too afterwards ;)

>> No.7994967

>>7988166
back to your cave

>> No.7994969

>>7994874
>Not getting taco seasoning, ground beef, tomato paste and a bag of Doritos

>> No.7994976

>>7992970
KEK'd

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7994983

>>7987610

>> No.7994984
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7994984

her

>> No.7995064

>>7991919
>literally eat a million chocolate pudding

>> No.7995121

>>7994941

>vegan
>homeless
>you're gonna die man

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7995123

>>7986256

>> No.7995371
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7995371

>>7995123
These are better.

>> No.7995406

>>7986343
>>7988811
For you.

>> No.7995413

>>7994659
That looks awesome

>> No.7995447

>>7990806
How are your teeth?

>> No.7995510
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7995510

used to eat a pint or two every week, always in one sitting. gained like 40 pounds that way im pretty sure

>> No.7995561
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>> No.7995626

>>7992175
spring rolls only use veggs m8

>> No.7995715
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7995715

>> No.7995753

>>7986671
I'd rather subjectively kill myself.

>> No.7995855

>>7993161
What's the place's name?

>> No.7995862

>>7994984
She looks like a mannequin...

>> No.7995887
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7995887

pretty sure i could eat millions of hundreds and thousands, on bread.

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7996561

>>7988166

>> No.7996609

>>7986300
That is not a spring roll

>> No.7996632
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7996632

Pickled pearl onions

>> No.7996657

>>7995855
Tonia's
Checkd

>> No.7996661

>>7996632
Gherkins for me.

>> No.7998004

>>7989201
Oh (you)

>> No.7998033

>>7991853
>if i wanted a dry sausage sandwich i'd ask for one
You did, you idiot.

>> No.7998045
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7998045

>>7986256
Draniki

>> No.7998049
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7998049

>> No.7998067
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7998067

>OP can eat a million bacon wrapped dicks
No shit

>> No.7998108

>>7998067
I shoved a million bacon wrapped dicks up your moms ass last night ;)

>> No.7998112

>>7986270
Based Mitch

>> No.7998165

>>7998045
that looks so much like mcdonalds sausage patties for their breakfast sandwiches wtf

>> No.7998171

>>7986268
stuffed olives are awesome!

>> No.7998192

>>7986256
>>7986287
>>7986300
>>7986309
This guy has awesome taste.

>> No.7998204

>>7995561
FOOKIN PRAWNS

>> No.7998211
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7998211

Chipotle chicken ciabatta

>> No.7998255

>>7998165
sorry, friend. just belorusian potatoes.
btw. mcdonald's sausage patties - not even once

>> No.7998447

>>7998192
/thread

>> No.7998869

>>7989123
>biscuit
Oh you.

>> No.7998903
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7998903

>>7989123
>amerlards unironically think this is a biscuit

>> No.7998908

>>7998903
Elemayo xD

>> No.7998912

I could eat a million sausages but not that American garbage, English sausage is literally 100% superior

>> No.7998924

>>7998912
>English sausage
>American sausage
Literally no difference, they're both shit-tier meme foods for numale cuckolds

Germans make the only good sausage

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>> No.7998943

>>7998903
ur a bitch

>> No.7998982

>>7992970
That actually seems really fucking gross.

>> No.7998988

>>7988800
hnnnnnnnnnng

>> No.7998993

>>7995715
Cheezits Snack Mix. I actually bought a five pound bag and ate over half and ended up throwing up (a lot). Kinda worth it.

>> No.7998995

>>7989123
surely you mean the mcgriddle

>> No.7998999

>>7998941
>ribbed

>> No.7999012
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7999012

>>7986256
Chips is fine too.

>> No.7999029

>>7999012
Mah nigga.
Carne asade fries are the poutine of the US and I don't care what any butthurt canuck says.

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7999032

>>7999012
You mean fries.

>> No.7999059
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>>7999032
No, I mean carne asada chips are good as well.

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7999067

Clog my arteries, i don't give a fuck.

>> No.7999069
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>>7999059
You meme fries.

>> No.7999085

>>7989249
Look at Sherlock Holmes over here. Go fuck yourself faggot

>> No.7999095

>>7998982
It's pretty good if you have some relly nice cheese to accompany it.. (though it is comfy af as is)

>> No.7999139

>>7999067
hnng want this shit

>> No.7999185
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hot and spicy peanuts

>> No.7999245

10/10 thread

OP is a fucking legend with god tier taste

>> No.7999257

>>7999185
that awks momento when you could unironically eat an entire tub of these bad boys bad boys what you gonna do in one sitting

>> No.7999263

>>7986277
THESE

>> No.7999269

>>7986277
/thread

>> No.7999289

>>7986587
are you obese?

>> No.7999332

>>7993079
is that size on the far right real? i live in Canada and been to the US a few times and have never seen that crazy shit

>> No.7999375

>>7986262
Sorry for the convinience.

>> No.7999634

>>7991853
My hangover breakfast is a hashbrown, and a Sausage McMuffin with MAYO added. Fuck ya. I really enjoy squirting that ketchup on the first bite of the hashbrown.

>> No.7999637

>>7994561
Wow, great post, fuckface

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Z-Man from Joe's

>> No.8000235

>>7986268
my nigga

>> No.8000242

>>7986262
I came here to recycle a Mitch Hedberg joke and this fuckass beat me to it

>> No.8000247

>>7987597
I confess I don't recall ever having deviled eggs, but boy do they look good.

>> No.8000272

>>7994983
I'm not even mad. I admit I'm American. I fucking g love burgers. Especially Five Guys. Their burgers burger kings fries and a cherry orange slushie from sonic is orgasmic

>> No.8000277

>>7989844
lol

let me retcon that:
A million cans of mayo

>> No.8000348

posting in epic bread

>> No.8000366

>>8000348
/thread

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>>7986671
>He throught the can of raisin chocolates was just chocolates

>> No.8000666

>>7986256
>greasy shit
Nobody could eat a shit ton of those without gagging.

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>>7986671
>He thought the can of raisin chocolates was just plain ol' chocolates

>> No.8000817

>>7986367
>Buffalo wings
Always this

>> No.8000851

>>7989123
yeahhhhh

>> No.8000871

>>7994984
that is so much makeup tho

>> No.8000908

>>7986300
This is shitty ass lumpia man.

>> No.8000912

>>7986356
Oh man. Where's the sauce? My spouse cooks the shit outta' this on special occasions.

>> No.8000925

>>7989123
I'll stick with american biscuit.

>> No.8001235

>>7986277
yes

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>>8000871
>he doest like clowns

>> No.8001751

>>7986336
I fucking love coconut shrimp

>> No.8001901

>>7998045
placki ziemniaczane are kurwa delicious

>> No.8002079

best thread on /ck/ IMHO

>> No.8002123

>>8002079
/thread

>> No.8002130

>>7986268
I can't eat olives because I'm a super taster

>> No.8002138

>>7986337
mints with chocolate > chocolate covered hazelnuts > chocolate covered raisins > anything else

>> No.8002184

>>8002138
I love the combination of mint and chocolate, and yet i've never been a big fan of after eights. Weird.

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These are the most delicious creatures.

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>>7986371

>> No.8002556

>>7989123
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hyDJaMRJupE

>> No.8002584

>>7989195
>>7992454
>>7998903
>"what the fuck is a European biscuit then?"
>google image search "European biscuit"
>see pic related

These are fucking cookies you heathens.

Holy shit I just searched "European cookie" and got pictures of candy and macaroons, what the hell is wrong with you people?

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>>8002584
so mad i forgot the pic

>> No.8002596

>>8002584
Inbreeding.

>> No.8002895

>>7999332
I'm American and I've traveled all across the country. I've never ever seen that size before. I could see ordering it on a long car trip and sharing it in a cupholder with my fiancee though.

>> No.8002904

>>7994708
Nice! brand. I feel like going to a Duane Reade now, getting some of pic related and a slice and sit in a park.

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>>8002904
oops

>> No.8002962

>>8002130
i eat kalamatas for that very reason
salty is my favorite taste
but in moderation of course

>> No.8003647

>>7992970
>biscuits
Now I'm not trying to be some patriotic amerifag, but why not just call them cookies? What the fuck do you call cookies over there??

>> No.8003784

>>7990806
Enjoy your diverticulitis

>> No.8003826

>>8003647
I think that's actually a reasonable use of "biscuit." Digestives aren't really sweet, definitely not as much as regular cookies. It's a good word for something in between a cracker and a cookie.

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>>7998049
Fucking delicious

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>>7998049
I love those little guys so much. I looked up a recipe in how to replicate them, and holy shit that's a lot of effort for something that I could walk downstairs and get next to my apartment for ~$1, especially now that they serve them 24 hours a day. I guess that's the power of industrialized fast food. I can make a mean burger, excellent potato chips and shoestring fries, but sometimes you just crave McDonald's, right?

I'm a New Yorker and I'm painfully aware of how shitty their bagels are, but damn if they don't turn into magic when they put a folded egg thing, mediocre bacon, plastic cheese, and that mystery hollandaise sauce inside them.

>> No.8005471

>>7991972
my fucking nigga

>> No.8005503

>>7998903
Better than your savory biscuits, UKuck. They're literally just crackers. Ours are actually flaky and soft, and served warm.

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>> No.8005559

>>7986256
I'm not a huge fan of bacon, but that looks fucking delicious.

>> No.8005562

>>7986275
Underrated as fuck

>> No.8005564

>>7998049
Burger King hashbrowns are infinitely better. Fucking fight me.

>> No.8005842

>>8005554
pekingese?

why would you uh post that here

>> No.8005975

>>7986287
>>7998049
me too

>> No.8006005

>>7998049
>>8005564
As someone who used to eat fast food entirely too much, I would say McD's wins on the texture, BK on the taste.

>> No.8007375

>>7996561
lol i am 80% sure this my cat

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>>8007375
also these

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Surtido tacos. It's so chewy, salty and delicious. Whenever I go to my local taco place I order 2 pounds to go instead of eating there so I can stuff my fat ass in private.

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8007415

great food, or greatest food?

>> No.8007417

>>7991972

>>7991997
protip: the juice in ramen is super good

>> No.8007425

>>8007382
my great aunt makes this stuff for christmas and hands it out in little tins
so fucking good

>> No.8007440

>>8007425
you better be behind a few proxies or you may have a new uncle soon

>> No.8007442

>>7986261
876000 hours is how long you would live if you made it to 100, Even if it was half that you could do it.
But man, every time I run that number the idea that I know the upper limit of when I will die is soul crushing. I don't know if I'm going to get randomly offed but looking at the maximum I have is sad.

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All day every mother fucking day

>> No.8008272

>>8003647

In the same way that Cola is a subset of Soda, Cookies are a subset of Biscuits in the UK.

Cookies are a certain type of biscuit. Choc chip cookies being the most common. Other very similar biscuits (ie - oatmeal raisin) are also cookies.

Digestive biscuits, I believe, are very similar to what you call Graham Crackers.

We also have Bourbon/Custard creams, Ginger Nuts, Hob nobs, nice (as in nice, france) biscuits, Jammy Dodgers, Rich Tea, etc. Do you have things like this in the US? What do you call them?

>> No.8008281

>>7986262
I unironically really like plain white rice

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>> No.8008347

>>7986356
my filipinigger

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>> No.8009730

>>8007415
good food.
Maybe I'm just not used to it yet, but I think it lacks the impact great food has.

>> No.8010279

>>7995447
>How are your teeth?

Not that anon, but why? The pieces getting caught in your gums cause some condition? Or wear from bits of shell, maybe?

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>tfw won't get any more till next spring
call me a chocholate pleb i don't give a shit, these things are like crack to me

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Godtier Ice Cream coming through
once you have one scoop you cant stop eating it

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Pate chuad

>> No.8010940

Lots of mundane stuff in this thread

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opps

>> No.8010948

>>7991972
I sometimes buy a jar of these and eat them all in one sitting for dinner.

>> No.8011036

>>7986371
Why does this stereotype even exist? Who doesn't like fried chicken? Watermelon is also a perfectly respectable fruit.

>> No.8011324

>>7999332
flipfag here, it's a bff size designed for sharing.

>> No.8011378

>>8010279
not the first guy but I know someone who broke a tooth on an unpopped kernel

>> No.8011382
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>> No.8011396

>>8011382
Used to like these until we started getting them for office birthdays
Can't stand them now

>> No.8011457

>>8011036
>Why does this stereotype even exist
Ever been inside a KFC or Popeyes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw

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This shit

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>>7988166
Put it between two slices of bread
Toast it until crispy and the cheese molten
Add tomatoes into it

Literally the most delic shit ever

>> No.8011607

>>7986300
>corn in spring rolls

GET OUT

>> No.8011968

>>7998924
>musliks make the only good sausage

how truly ironic.

Masha'allah!!!

>> No.8011975

>>8005503
That's a scone you dunce

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>>8011975
You mean these guys? I haven't tasted them, but from the surface texture, they look much more mealy and less fluffy, most likely do to the fact that you use a different fat than we do.

>> No.8012412

Ask the guy with the most replied to thread in the entire catalog anything.

>> No.8012753

>>8012412
How many bacon wrapped sausages do you realistically think you've eaten in your life?

>> No.8013281

>>8012133
damn now i want some biscuits