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7999033 No.7999033 [Reply] [Original]

Why do carcinogens taste so damn good?

>> No.7999054

ooohmommy

>> No.8000050
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But they don't

>> No.8000053

>>8000050
Jesus fuck EVERYTHING is carcinogenic.

>> No.8000058

>>8000053
What about water?

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>>7999033
I know this webm by memory yet I still watch it all the way through every time I see it posted. hnnnng

How can vegans even compete?

>> No.8000073

>>8000058
My grandmother died of cancer and she drank water every day of her life. Coincidence?

>> No.8000516

>>7999033
>this is the average american meal
>americans eat three of these a day

How are any of you fuckers still alive?

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>> No.8000577

>>7999033
If anyone can post a tastier webm than this, I'll send them $50.

>> No.8000632

>>8000067
>How can vegans even compete?

I'm not vegan, or vegetarian.

But I am damn well a better cook than whomever made that shitshow of a dish. Cooking vegetables so they complement meat is a skill and the guy in the video does not have it.

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>>8000577

>> No.8001944

>>8000516
you cucks call americans ignorant, yet you don't even understand your TV caricatures aren't really life

>> No.8001964

>>8000632
It is a real problem for real people that a lot of american cooks devote 95% of the effort to the main meat course and then completely ignore quality vegetable sides. Especially true in steakhouse/fried chicken establishments.

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>>8000516

>> No.8001969

>>8001964

I just want to have starch with a side of starch, fried in oil.

>> No.8001988

>>8000632
>But I am damn well a better cook than whomever made that shitshow of a dish
I doubt you would even know where to start with so many smoked foods to make.

>> No.8001996

>>8000638
Nope

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>>8001968

>> No.8002002

You're going to die someday anyways and you're going to feel retarded when you die in your mid 40s from some freak accident or health problem after missing out on delicious charcoal and wood smoked food for your entire life

>> No.8002017

>>8001968
>for no reason
It's the blind leading the blind with you diabetic fucks.
To be fair I hate Argentina more than the USA.

>> No.8002150

>>8001968
>Burger: he starts banter, he gets butthurt by it

>> No.8002156

>>7999033

You unconsciously desire death.

>> No.8002427

>>8000632
theres veg in the vid you fuck
its a bbq place's full menu
>doesnt have it
I didnt know you were his boss and knew what he could and couldnt do

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>>8000638
Why didn't you post the better version?

>> No.8002546

>>8000050
Nice clickbait shit

>> No.8002547

>>8002150
Except he didn't start the banter.

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>>8002150
>first post mentioning countries in thread mentions US
>lol dumb Americans started banter XD

>> No.8002623

>>7999033
only dark smoke is carcinogenic.

>> No.8002681

>>8000053
even breathing decays us. just enjoy a life of hedonism.

>> No.8002718

>>8002681
I've told my mom this a ton of times yet she still won't fuck me, people just need to chill and stop giving a shit.