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If I shot an egg, would the energy from the bullet passing through be enough to cook the egg? Could it be the fastest way to make scrambled eggs?

>> No.8002332

Nope.

>> No.8002333

>>8002322
No.

>> No.8002337

>>8002322
>would the energy from the bullet passing through be enough to cook the egg?

Yes. But, the problem is that:
a) most of the energy is not retained by the egg; rather the bullet expends only a little bit of its energy passing through the egg, and then the rest of it is wasted while the bullet files off.
b) even if there was enough energy absorbed by the egg there wouldn't be enough time for the heat to flow to all parts of the egg and heat it evenly. The egg would break apart faster than the heat would flow.

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>>8002322
is that a pez dispenser or a gun? or both?

>> No.8002355

>>8002337
What if you were to shoot it point blank to to get the heat from the escaping gases

>> No.8002358

you can prepare meat with a gun

>> No.8002362

>>8002355

The problem isn't the lack of heat. It's the fact that heat travels slowly, whereas physical motion (the egg blowing apart) happens many many many times faster. It's a race that the heat will never win.

>> No.8002367

>>8002362
Heat is physical motion though. Not to mention if the egg is flying apart fast enough the friction with the atmosphere will cause the eggs to heat up as well.

I say that yes, if you shoot an egg with any standard gun it will cook it completely.

>> No.8002373

>>8002367
>friction from the atmosphere
this isn't a space shuttle going at 2k mph lol, the air will remove more heat by convection if anything

>> No.8002376

>>8002373
Space shuttles aren't made of egg, man

>> No.8002380

>>8002367
>I say that yes, if you shoot an egg with any standard gun it will cook it completely.

Except that doesn't happen. Never plinked eggs with the .22 out back?

There are plenty of videos on youtube of eggs being shot. You can clearly see the egg remains uncooked as the egg explodes.

>> No.8002386

>>8002373
>>8002380
I'm an engineer, I think I have a better idea of this than you two do. Considering the material properties of the eggs, the kinetic energy of the bullet, the environmental factors such as the specific heat of the egg, the bullet, and the surrounding atmosphere, not to mention the ambient temperature as well as initial temperature of egg, I can conclusively state that an egg will be fully cooked if shot at.

>> No.8002398

Why don't you go down the rabbit hole and find out?

>> No.8002404

>>8002380
>There are plenty of videos on youtube of eggs being shot. You can clearly see the egg remains uncooked as the egg explodes.

/thread

>> No.8002411

>>8002404
It doesn't show the egg remains, by the time they land the eggs have been cooked due to atmospheric friction

>> No.8002432

>>8002411

>>cooked due to atmospheric friction
Doesn't happen. I've shot hundreds and hundreds of eggs. The results look just like a raw egg cracked on the ground.

There are plenty of pics and videos online. Google "egg shoot" and the like.

>> No.8002439

>>8002367
>>8002386
>>8002411
This is hilarious. Please keep it up

>> No.8002449

>>8002432
Your anecdotal evidence does nothing to disprove the physics of the situation.

>> No.8002459

>>8002449
>the physics of the situation.

What physics? All I see is some trollbait retard throwing around words he probably doesn't understand.

And then I see pictures of shot eggs that show no signs of being cooked.

How many more "yous" do you want, anon?

>> No.8002476

It's just like when you shoot a rabbit or squirrel. Do you guys not hunt or something? Of course it will be cooked by the time it lands. It's real science. Have you ever even shot a goon? Every time I kill small game they are always...ALWAYS...cooked from the bullet passing through them. I even had one deer that was mostly cooked once using a bow and arrow to shoot it with. Get out of the basements and try it for yourselves and you will see.

>> No.8002485

>>8002459
I know you're wrong though, I too have shot eggs. I am a trained engineer and for something as small as an egg it is easily cooked by the impact of the bullet.

Do research on the hydraulic shock. The pressure of impact can create thousands of atmospheres of pressure, this rapid change in pressure changes the boiling point and many other chemical factors involved in the cooking process. A small bullet when shot at a human will cause brain damage due to the incompressibility of water, and humans are hundreds of times heavier than eggs. The egg is cooked, sorry that you've never truly inspected these eggs you allegedly shoot.

>> No.8002499

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7UW5AkWqOY

>> No.8002505

>>8002376
what makes you so sure about that?
also,
>>8002322
fist you need to build a dyson sphere around the egg.

>> No.8002527

>>8002376
That's what shillary and the Democrats want you to think

>> No.8002534

>>8002386

As a thermal and ballistics engineer and a chef, I agree with your statements completely.

>> No.8002689
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8002689

You faggots are lazy and will argue over anything.

I'm not lazy, nor am I a faggot, so I took an egg and I put it 50 yards away and I fucking shot it with my Remington 700 chambered in .308.

No fucking surprise, as any good ol' boy knows, growing up with guns n shit... It cooks the fucking egg.

.308 for hard boil, .22 for soft boil.

They peel easier this way too.

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>>8002689
Exit wound. The downside is you lose a little bit of the egg... :(

>> No.8002713

>>8002689
Steps to cooking an egg
> 1. Boil water
> 2. Cook the egg
> Optional: shoot a bullet through it to cook it extra!
> Note: shooting it does not actually cook it, you have to actually cook it beforehand

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>>8002689
>>8002705

>> No.8002717

>>8002689
>>8002705
Kek.

>> No.8002719

>>8002689
>argue over anything
No we fucking won't and if I wasn't so tired I'd tell you off so hard.

>> No.8002746

>>8002705
What the hell have you guys been doing since I started napping?

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>>8002713

Fuck you! The egg I shot was raw as hell, like how I did your momma last night!

>> No.8002801

>>8002719
Only faggots who like to argue get too tired to argue. I bet you've never even eaten delicious bullet cooked eggs either.

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>>8002689
>>8002705

>> No.8002811

Which makes better eggs? Brass or copper washed steel?

>> No.8002990

>>8002811
lead cast cowboy rounds

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>>8002689

>> No.8003078

>>8002367
kek

>> No.8003103

>>8002349
the tasty way to put the gun in your mouth

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>>8002322
>Could it be the fastest way to make scrambled eggs

Its the fastest way to make hard boiled eggs, you'd have to scramble it first then shoot it if you wanted scrambled. (duh)

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>>8002322

>> No.8003196

>>8002322
No. But if you have a watercooled machine gun, keep your thumb on the trigger and eventually the water in the cooling jacket will boil. Then, pour the boiling water into a jug and put the eggs in for two minutes. Wa lah.

>> No.8003281

>>8002689
Top kek

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>>8002337
A stick of butter has more potential energy than an equivalent brick of C-4. The C-4 is still used because unlike butter, it detonates and does so very quickly.

energy density
(MJ/kg)
C4: 19
Butter: 30

If only we could harness the true power of butter...

>> No.8003908

>>8003422
Those are some handsome burgs my man

>> No.8004033

>>8002322
just point the gun at someone and tell them to cook the egg.

praise science

>> No.8004045

How cooked does the egg have to be? I mean over easy is mostly just a little warmed up. It might be possible to cook a small bit of the egg.

>> No.8004053 [DELETED] 

What about if I sliced it with my Katamatite, would it be cooked then?

>> No.8004055

>>8002322
No but the heat of your mouth combined with the bullet will do the trick

>> No.8004059

What about if I sliced it with my Katana, would it be cooked then?

>> No.8004067

I think if you placed the egg behind the gun, the recoil would produce the cleanest crack to open the shell.

Unbroken eggs, everytime my friend.

>> No.8004070

>>8003422
can Americans learn anything without it being related to food?

>> No.8004073

>>8003103
Kek

>> No.8004079

>>8004055
Of all the posts that made me laugh on this thread, yours was the best.

Thanks anon.

>> No.8004081

>>8002689
>Muh guns

Kill yourself, baby dick.

>> No.8004174

>>8004081
Being this much of a liberal bitch to not appreciate a good joke.

>> No.8004178

>>8004081
guns are cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJzXG7MYX1c

>> No.8004200

>>8003422

>compares food to weaponry for maximum understandability

stay classy, america

>> No.8004208

>>8003422
Paula Deen tried, but everyone bitched about heart problems

>> No.8004256

>>8004178
Thanks /k/. I learned a ton.

I really love those old training videos.

>> No.8004335

>>8004178
>sensually rubs the cross section of the barrel
lewd
>grabs the bullet and slowly inserts it into the barrel
LEWD
>"placing the cartridge in the chamber is known as fingering"
LEWD LEWD LEWD

>> No.8004373

>>8004081
t. europoor minority

>> No.8005183

>>8004174
It's incredible what 21 years of liberal indoctrination can do to a millennial.

>> No.8005303

This is the most American thread I've ever seen.

>> No.8005456

>>8002349
Its a Smith&Wesson Model 39-2 with a Pex dispenser stuck in the magazine well.

>> No.8005466

Will someone please shoot an egg. I would if I lived in the country but I'm in the city. Do it for /ck/.

>> No.8005475

>>8005456
>Smith&Wesson Model 39-2
This is incorrect

>> No.8005603

>>8005466

This was already done earlier in the thread.

>>8002689
>>8002705

>> No.8005615
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>>8002689
my baby ;_;

>> No.8005624

>>8002386
As literally the Hitler, I have hard evidence that this is true.
You can try it by shooting your own head, and you'll see that your head will be cooked.

>> No.8005628

>>8003422
ban assault butter

>> No.8005666

>>8005456
It's an FEG P9R; a Browning Hi-Power crossed with a S&W 59.

>> No.8005752

>>8002689
ya know. i usually don't save shit. but i'm gonna save this one.

>> No.8005756

>>8002322
no

the fastest way to make scrambled eggs is to break an egg into lava

>> No.8005918

>>8002689
>anon's home made tenga

>> No.8005935

>>8005756
Lava is a liquid so you'd just be making poached egg.

>> No.8006478

>>8002689
>.308 for hard boil
>.22 for soft boil

Mysides.exe

>> No.8007354

>>8002689
And how you make bacon?

>> No.8007961

>>8007354
You can't cook bacon by shooting it. It cooks at a higher temperature and has a higher specific heat. The egg shell is what allows an egg to cook when you shoot it because the shell contains the pressure. When you increase pressure, temperature rises as well.

Some people do cook bacon on their machine gun barrels by just getting the barrel really hot from running a couple hundred rounds through. However I dont care for this method for 4 reasons. 1. You have to attach the bacon to the barrel -this is a pain in the ass. 2. Gun solvents and cleaning solutions are used on guns and are carcinogenic and make the bacon taste awful. 3. Its no faster than using a frying pan and its way louder. 4. Clean up is a bitch, and you look like an ass fuck redneck faggot with bacon on your muzzle.

Yeah, no. Cooking bacon with a gun Is possible, but retarded.

On the other hand eggs are easy, faster, and you can control doneness by switching out caliber. its fucking brilliant.

>> No.8010152

>>8007961
You cover the barrel with aluminum foil first, then wrap it over that. It is more common to use an assault rifle than a machine gun.

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>>8007961
>and are carcinogenic
Not Ballistol.

>> No.8010159

keep up the good work /ck/

>> No.8010164

>>8002322
>would the energy from the bullet passing through be enough to cook the egg?

Yes, there is more than enough energy in the bullet to cook an egg.

The problem is that the energy imparted by the bullet is kinetic and not thermal.
The thermal energy in the bullet from the firing and atmospheric friction is inadequate to cook an egg.

Now if we were able to in a ten-trillionth of a second convert the kinetic energy to thermal energy we would have a cooked egg.
Probably an overcooked egg.

Of course physics also states that converting kinetic energy to thermal energy that quickly would cause an explosion equally proportional to the original value of kinetic energy.
So, big bang
Big Bang Eggs

I don't care enough to do math on this.

Just take my word for it.

>> No.8010179

>>8002322
have you ever fired a gun before you retarded faggot no that would not work

but you can wrap bacon around your barrel and dump a drum mag

>> No.8010180

What if I pack small uncooked bacon strips into the magazine and fired them out onto a plate?

>> No.8010213

>>8010164
>Of course physics also states that converting kinetic energy to thermal energy that quickly would cause an explosion equally proportional to the original value of kinetic energy.
>So, big bang
>Big Bang Eggs

Fund it.

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>>8010155
>harmful or fatal if swallowed.

>> No.8010236

>>8010228
Why are anime panties always horizontally blue striped?

>> No.8010239
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>>8010236
Makes the ass look fatter, like how they say vertical stripes make you look skinny.

>> No.8010244

>>8010152
this wouldnt work a barrel stay warm for like 30 seconds. it would get hot enough to actually cook unless you strapped it a to a mg and shot like 1000 rounds

>> No.8010252

>>8010244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7UW5AkWqOY

Only took 90 rounds.

>> No.8010260

>>8010239
I know why horizontal stripes, along with white, make it look fatter. After all, black is slimming and vertical makes the appearance of skinnier. Was just wondering why blue, but that answers it, because most Japanese schoolgirls have blue skirts for their uniform.

It's all starting to make sense now...

>> No.8010273

>>8003422
Based WI

>> No.8010779

>>8007354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7UW5AkWqOY

>> No.8010785

>>8010779
A bit late
>>8010252

>> No.8010955

>>8010779
He should've at least unwrapped it, then wrapped it around again on the unheated side.

Some people's children...

>> No.8011160

>>8004178
>"How small arms work"
sounds like a guide to start your own child slave market

>> No.8011344

please tell me someone fucking screencapped this thread

>> No.8011357

>>8010779
>literally a neckbeard
>muh bacon
Guns are cool but gun '''culture''' is pure cancer

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>>8010228
>>8010239
Reminder that you could be drinking coffee and tea out of your very own shimapan cup.

>> No.8011840

>>8002376
>this is what spherecucks actually believe

>> No.8012006

no the fastest way is a microwave

>> No.8012032

>>8012006
i tried to hard boil egg in microwave and it exploded :(

>> No.8012063

>>8012032
you're meant to wrap it in tin foil first, then put it in the microwave

>> No.8012067

God damn /ck/ you just became my favorite board

>> No.8012070

>>8012063
gee thanks i will try that right now :^)

>> No.8012107

>>8002499
I feel like that's really impractical. And aren't bullets fairly expensive?

>> No.8012155

>>8011357
Shut up commie no one cares

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8012395

Can you French fry potatoes using a water cooled machine gun?

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8012424

I ordered some blue/white stripped pieces of dinnerware a few years ago. I'm pretty sure one of my friends knew what was up, but he never said anything.

>> No.8012598

>>8012032
as a kid, I saw my mom microwave an egg for a single minute, got it out of there and we watched it boil funny, only to then explode, truth, and obviously why I posted that

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8012625

>>8010228
But it won't give you cancer.

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>this thread
I love you, /ck/. Please don't ever, ever change.

>> No.8012892

>>8012625
Right, and the gun powder residue and trace bullet bits that end up in the cleaning fluid... That's great for you too. Adds a nice aftertaste.

Fuck off. Only disgusting, redneck, gun fetishists cook bacon on a gun and its totally meme/kitschy/fad/drunk redneck party trick bullshit.

Cooking eggs on the other hand... Brilliant.

>> No.8013260

>>8012424
I've been meaning to do the same thing lately. Will do once I move out again.

>> No.8014178

>>8003422
Cite your sources on the measurements.

>> No.8014201

>>8014178
I got your measurements RIGHT HERE
>unzips penis

>> No.8014240

guys I wrapped the egg in foil but it made lightning come out my microwave and blew the fuses in the house. I reset the breakers but now my microwave is wrecked and I can't even find the egg

it was 800w on max setting for 1 min

>> No.8014245

>>8002367
So if you throw an egg fast enough you can hardboil it?

>> No.8014250

>>8014245
no it would be baked because unless it's high humidity it would be a dry head

>> No.8014252

>>8014250
What if it was raining at the time?

>> No.8015254

>>8014252
Since rain drops are small I think it would count as steamed. I live in California so I don't really know what rain is like to make an informed guess.

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Only with a blunderbuss

>> No.8015310

>>8003119
>leaving the egg shell in the mix

>> No.8016006

>>8015310
It is to make hard boiled eggs that have the yolk and the white mixed together.

>> No.8016045

>>8016006
Can you not just shake the egg? Good lord some of these kitchen gadgets make zero sense.

>> No.8016053

>>8016006
Also I'm asking jack to review this just to see how bad the clumsy bastard can fuck it up.

>> No.8016054

>>8016045
Traditionally you would just put it in a shirt sleeve, roll it up on both sides, then pull it to make it spin. Does the same thing as that gadget.

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>>8016053
Oh fuck yes.

>> No.8016073

>>8016053
>I like YouTube celebrities.
Faggot.

>> No.8016301

>>8002485
>higher pressure increases boiling point

>> No.8016311

>>8016301
What is the purpose of your post?

>> No.8016493

>>8003103
made me chuckle.