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[I saw Jack Scalfani at a groce(...) No.8036943]

I saw Jack Scalfani at a grocery store in Tennessee yesterday.

I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[Anonymous No.8036964]

What a load of crap. Go back to r*ddit, newfag. Everyone knows Jack lives in California

[Anonymous No.8036967]

sounds spot on

[Anonymous No.8036970]

>>8036943
If this is true I hope you force fed him a bowl of eggs.

[Anonymous No.8036972]

Huh?

[Anonymous No.8036979]

>>8036964
not true senpai he gave up his peaceful life in Orange County for the hustle and bustle of tennessee youtube shows

[Anonymous No.8036989]

heh, upvoted friend. :^)

[Anonymous No.8036991]

>>8036979
I want to lick his head. I bet it tastes of fine, salty cheeses.

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[Anonymous No.8037029]

>>8037024
That's a big boy bite.

[Anonymous No.8037035]

>>8037029
for you

[Anonymous No.8037047]

bullshit pasta. just post webms

[Anonymous No.8037053]

>>8037047
Jack doesn't eat pasta. He's gluten intolerant.

[Anonymous No.8037055]

What do you think his anus smells like?

Cheese and vinegar?
Cabbage and eggs?
Rotting carcass?

[Anonymous No.8037069]

>>8037055
like the best barbeque sauce you'll ever taste!

[Anonymous No.8037128]

Can someone post webms from his mission trip? Thank you.

[Anonymous No.8037129]

>>8037128
I would pham but he deleted the video

[Anonymous No.8037140]

>>8037129
Was that due to everyone commenting on how disingenuous Christian missions are?

[Anonymous No.8037160]

>>8037128
>>>/wsr/

[Anonymous No.8037165]

>>8037160
>>>/qa/

[Anonymous No.8037185]

>>8037160
I'm not requesting anything, retard

[Anonymous No.8037191]

>>8037185
you requested someone post webms from his mission trip.

[Anonymous No.8037193]

>>8037185
You literally requested that people post webms of a particular video.

[Anonymous No.8037200]

>>8037191
>>8037193

my bad, misread who you were replying to

[Anonymous No.8037222]

>>8037200
>the guy posting Jack is retarded
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

[Anonymous No.8037226]

>>8037222
>complaining about a guy requesting jack content in a ja/ck/ thread

It's like poetry, it rhymes.

[Anonymous No.8037229]

>>8037200
>>8037226
Dumbass

[Anonymous No.8037235]

>>8037222
>>8037229
Dumbass

[Anonymous No.8037239]

>>8037229
>>8037235
Dumbass

[Anonymous No.8037240]

>>8037185
>can someone post webms
>I'm not requesting anything
You are possibly the biggest retard on this board.
That is quite an achievement.

[Anonymous No.8037241]

>>8037200
How do you misread that? There's a (You) if the reply is to one of your posts.

[Anonymous No.8037245]

>>8037240
learn how to read, retard. You are quite possibly the biggest retard on this board.

[Anonymous No.8037247]

>>8037226
>the guy posting Jack is so retarded he doesn't possess simple reading comprehension
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

[Anonymous No.8037250]

>>8037200
>>8037226
>>8037245
Dumbass

[Anonymous No.8037256]

>>8037247
>>8037250
>>8037241
>>8037240
Dumbass

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[Anonymous No.8037277]

>>8037245
You're the one having trouble reading, lad.

[Anonymous No.8037284]

>>8037261
really makes you think

[Anonymous No.8037287]

>>8037241
im still using windows 7

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[Anonymous No.8037305]

>>8037287
Install Gentoo.

[Anonymous No.8037319]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83GjhW_m1A0&t=1141

[Anonymous No.8037326]

>>8036964
He moved to TN so his kid wouldn't have to learn about gay people

idiot

[Anonymous No.8037328]

>>8037140
No that's when someone offered to buy his youtube channel and sauces. The redneck with the glasses thought to himself "if these cameras weren't here i'll stomp the queer out of you"

[Anonymous No.8037339]

>>8037328
based

[Anonymous No.8037342]

>>8037328
You're so stupid my dude.

[Anonymous No.8037350]

>>8037328
I don't mean to be rude, but you should take a look back and think why your reply is stupid.

[Anonymous No.8037359]

>>8037339

[Anonymous No.8037364]

Let's not forget our favorite dish

[Anonymous No.8037380]

>>8037364
>that's can't be an entire stick of butter
>it is

[Anonymous No.8037385]

>>8037380
cream cheese maybe

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[Anonymous No.8037396]

>>8036964
>not knowing this stale copypasta

Newfag