ITT: Terrible plating

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Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:09:36 2016 No.8056950 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Terrible plating

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:12:33 2016 No.8056953 haha ew

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:13:34 2016 No.8056957 >>8056950 Those eggs look fucking perfect

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:15:42 2016 No.8056961 >>8056950 Fucking Americans

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:16:02 2016 No.8056962 >>8056959 >2 girls 1 cup

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:16:23 2016 No.8056963 >>8056961 >Americans Nigga, who but the brits eats fucking baked beans for breakfast?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:16:24 2016 No.8056964 >>8056961 It's like you're not even trying

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:16:39 2016 No.8056966 File: 437 KB, 3264x2448, cum_turd_waffle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:17:26 2016 No.8056968 File: 897 KB, 492x597, 71353548.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8056950 Is garden themed plating a thing in hipster circles?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:18:01 2016 No.8056969 >>8056950 What's on the right? Deep fried hash brown potato bricks? This makes me queasy. Eggs and sausage look all right, the rest just looks disgusting.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:20:04 2016 No.8056973 >>8056950 What kind of carcinogens do you think are in that shovel's paint?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:20:38 2016 No.8056975 File: 972 KB, 572x569, Deconstructed Vietnamese Sub.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:21:43 2016 No.8056978 >>8056961 can't tell for sure but it doesn't really look like a $ in front of that 4 and from the same menu >at the office, on the train merkins don't use trains also >hp sauce ITS NOT ADDING UP

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>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:22:20 2016 No.8056982 >>8056968 thats not fucking hipster you ignorant fuck, its just creative plating. nothing hipster about it. die die die

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:23:11 2016 No.8056983 https://youtu.be/cGMCmbLq2qs >plate

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:28:02 2016 No.8056994 >>8056983 reminds me of these grape flavored bubbles i got at a candy store when i was a teenager in the based early 2000s

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:28:06 2016 No.8056995 >>8056982 just like how I will be creative with my bill by not paying for it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 21:58:38 2016 No.8057068 File: 1.62 MB, 2127x3032, img_1128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I hate this stupid fad where hamburgers arrive pre-murdered with a knife

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 22:00:09 2016 No.8057076 >>8057068 That's a nice looking Burger though

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 22:05:28 2016 No.8057083 >>8056982 dumb hipsterposter >>8056966 >not wanting to eat the SanFran Special

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 22:05:33 2016 No.8057084 >>8057068 You would prefer to be served a live burger?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 22:06:33 2016 No.8057086 >>8056950 Pssst! OP: That's a shovel!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 22:15:55 2016 No.8057115 >>8056966 >I'll have the cum turd waffle with a Diet Mountain Dew

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 22:17:48 2016 No.8057120 >>8056983 >thinks going to Outback Steakhouse is considered special and upscale

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 23:35:12 2016 No.8057348 >>8056961 You can literally see the currency in the picture you stupid fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 23:47:59 2016 No.8057409 File: 120 KB, 540x720, taco blizzard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8056950

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 00:02:00 2016 No.8057455 File: 381 KB, 268x266, 1463111111459.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8057068 >He eats his burgers live

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 00:04:00 2016 No.8057466 >>8057409 This doesn't seem like horrible plating so much as it just seems disgusting, especially with the presence of the obviously soggy doritos. Also $8:00? What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 01:52:48 2016 No.8057742 >>8056950 that one isn't too bad. it's just kind of like a big awkward bowl

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 01:58:52 2016 No.8057755 File: 32 KB, 540x408, c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8057466 Clearly overpriced fair food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 02:10:33 2016 No.8057774 >>8057409 They forgot the ramen and lime juice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 02:38:38 2016 No.8057802 >>8057774 nice meta

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 04:48:57 2016 No.8057978 >>8056963 uk baked beans are different to us

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 06:01:39 2016 No.8058051 >>8056983 I always wanted to go to this place but it's $350 a person :/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 06:22:50 2016 No.8058066 This brings up memories of the Classic Fastfood Feedbag http://www.theonion.com/video/new-wearable-feedbags-let-americans-eat-more-move--14238

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 06:32:09 2016 No.8058079 >Plating I cringe every time I see words like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 06:34:50 2016 No.8058082 File: 64 KB, 1053x590, zYbtSw0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8058079 I agree. People who don't serve directly from the toilet kitchen are pretentious fucks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 06:37:52 2016 No.8058086 >>8058082 I mean the use of the word "plating" to describe serving something on a plate, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 06:39:20 2016 No.8058088 >>8057409 "Meat"

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 06:53:46 2016 No.8058115 File: 279 KB, 1920x1287, brewdog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] beer's going to get warm

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 06:55:23 2016 No.8058117 File: 109 KB, 1280x1013, 13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 07:27:04 2016 No.8058147 >>8056975 I fucking HATE this "deconstruction" bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 07:49:17 2016 No.8058187 >>8058115 >baby scotch as opposed to child, teenager, adult, or even elderly scotch?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 07:51:16 2016 No.8058192 >>8058086 Anon...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 08:22:27 2016 No.8058237 >>8056982 spotted the hipster

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 08:29:11 2016 No.8058249 >>8057409 Eight fucking dollars? That better be a bucket, not a cup.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 08:32:56 2016 No.8058255 >>8058115 >bourbon baby >baby scotch which is it!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 08:35:52 2016 No.8058259 >>8058249 You're telling me!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 08:41:05 2016 No.8058266 >>8056980 this is not an adequate sauce pasta ratio

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 08:43:45 2016 No.8058273 >>8058266 Boy howdy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 09:05:30 2016 No.8058318 >>8057409 >Black

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 09:15:14 2016 No.8058340 >>8056950 how does that even go through some sort of washer?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 09:33:31 2016 No.8058364 >>8056980 >Not mixing the sauce with the pasta why

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 14:46:30 2016 No.8059114 >>8057409 What a ripoff, for 8 bucks, they don't even top it off with mayo & whip cream & ranch dressing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 15:06:09 2016 No.8059191 >>8056963 Canadians eat them for breakfast you nigger

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 15:07:51 2016 No.8059198 >>8058340 It's called a hose, dishsoap, and a sponge you lazy bum

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 15:08:07 2016 No.8059200 >>8056980 This would actually be pretty great if it they actually tossed the pasta first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 15:25:42 2016 No.8059268 >>8057409 This is like a haystack, but much worse

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 15:48:46 2016 No.8059355 File: 25 KB, 485x303, images (73).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8058147 >This triggers the /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 15:53:47 2016 No.8059368 File: 1.99 MB, 640x360, alinea.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 15:55:25 2016 No.8059370 >>8056982 Wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 15:58:17 2016 No.8059376 E B I N F U G

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 16:27:18 2016 No.8059442 File: 99 KB, 1184x888, 14191855_928645120574063_387371948_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8056950 gotchu senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 16:28:03 2016 No.8059445 >>8059368 yeah lets eat off the table like fucking savages

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 16:30:00 2016 No.8059453 >>8059368 What a dumb meme.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 16:34:47 2016 No.8059467 >>8057455 Is the gif from miraculous?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 16:45:31 2016 No.8059492 File: 1.30 MB, 2048x1536, p1060870.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8056968

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 16:47:46 2016 No.8059496 >>8058187 Scottish mothers put a few shots of whisky in their baby's milk bottles to help them get to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 16:48:00 2016 No.8059497 >>8056968 "Fuck, this plate looks like shit. I cant serve this." *sees terracotta pot

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 16:51:37 2016 No.8059510 >>8059467 Im not sure but she looks like the chick from Hotel Transylvania.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 16:57:21 2016 No.8059532 >>8058117 Honestly senpai, that shit looks like my lazy day breakfasts

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:11:58 2016 No.8059596 >>8059573 >tri-meat little smokies / "sausages" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:15:02 2016 No.8059609 >>8059573 Why are there 3 glasses and only 1 diner? Why did no one peel off the price stickers from the bottom of the glasses? Why is the bottle of Prosecco sitting on a giant cookie? Why do the forks have learning difficulties?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:23:44 2016 No.8059642 >>8059368 I can just imagine sitting there awkwardly for ten minutes while two chefs draw on my table with food

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:25:46 2016 No.8059644 >>8059355 I-is that coffee?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:29:59 2016 No.8059659 >>8058079 You're not a bright one huh anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:56:43 2016 No.8059773 File: 51 KB, 525x480, CCZmNBBXIAAtQqP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 17:59:49 2016 No.8059780 >>8057409 8$ !??! WTF man...

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:01:20 2016 No.8059782 >>8059368 WTF is this crap?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:22:41 2016 No.8059850 >>8059609 The giant cookie is probably a cork coaster. The rest, I just don't have a clue

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:25:57 2016 No.8059862 >>8056957 no, it looks like they fell for the "low and slow for good yolks" meme and ended up with rubber whites.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 18:34:49 2016 No.8059895 >>8057068 >>8059492 >>8059573 there is absolutely nothing wrong with these

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:25:13 2016 No.8060059 File: 411 KB, 610x442, toilet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Australian "Indian shitting aisle/poo in the loo" shitposters have all just had heart attacks.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:30:26 2016 No.8060071 >>8060063 TRIGGERED fucking asians and toilets, jesus

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 19:35:56 2016 No.8060092 >>8060068 Meh, I've made worse

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:00:15 2016 No.8060161 >>8059368 At least nobody was filming it with their phones.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:11:42 2016 No.8060208 File: 159 KB, 960x1280, IMG20151215_2029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:17:09 2016 No.8060228 File: 986 KB, 971x728, lolwut.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I present the winner of this thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:27:52 2016 No.8060270 >>8060059 that doesn't even look like indian though

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:47:02 2016 No.8060345 >>8060061 what is this a big mac combo for ants?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:49:43 2016 No.8060352 >>8058340 >>8059198 Or.... >we are too understaffed/financially broke to have washers, so we reuse them for the next customer after dumping leftovers

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 20:49:58 2016 No.8060353 >>8060228 Why does it come with so many lemons and limes? This is really triggering me for some reason

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:01:44 2016 No.8060394 >>8060228 >human hand a la lemon-lime, served with damp parsley and undefinable paprika hummus/(chimchurry?) Just fuck my shit up

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:03:36 2016 No.8060403 >>8059516 My local pizza place serves it on a square of cardboard with butcher paper stapled over the top.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:05:44 2016 No.8060413 >>8059355 That's pretty smart though, the customer knows exactly how they want their coffee and it's simple as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:18:18 2016 No.8060457 File: 93 KB, 495x475, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8056950 How....how do I eat it? Also >fine dining

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:18:32 2016 No.8060458 >>8060413 If the customer wanted to make their own fucking coffee, they'd make their own fucking coffee. Why would I pay someone else for the privilege of having to make it myself?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 3 21:23:35 2016 No.8060485 >>8059554 yum

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:30:14 2016 No.8060911 >>8059368 I would like to eat this, but have the table prepared ahead of time and not right in front of me, and have the whole table to myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:34:28 2016 No.8060920 >>8056983 Only in murka

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:37:03 2016 No.8060926 >>8059782 Some fine dining chef saw Ja/ck/'s garbage stew recipe and used that to stoke an idea for a dessert apparently

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:37:15 2016 No.8060927 >>8059368 Wtf? That unhigienic as fucj

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:45:03 2016 No.8060944 >>8060927 they make sure the table/tablecloth is clean first you dongus

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:47:57 2016 No.8060953 >>8060270 it's some japanese toilet themed japanese restaurant I believe. I'd recognize those shitty black flat hot plates and ultragreen broccoli-in-everything-with-sauce-cause-it-adds-color-desu habit anytime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:48:07 2016 No.8060954 >>8060345 some anon and a buddy had a plating contest with McDs way back when

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 00:49:08 2016 No.8060958 >>8060457 open the scallop, the meat is inside, like found in the wild. That is like a 30 dollar dish at a Michelin quality place.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 04:37:14 2016 No.8061280 >>8060353 Gwyneth Paltrow cooked it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 05:03:35 2016 No.8061316 File: 40 KB, 376x463, bobrossslayer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8059368 goddammit, if you want to do action painting just buy some paint and a canvas and slap it around. don't make people eat it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 05:10:02 2016 No.8061319 >>8060953 years ago I had a dream about a restaurant where all the seats were toilets. those damn japanese need to stay out of my dreams.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 05:12:27 2016 No.8061321 >>8059355 this one actually pissed me off this has to be the most idiotic thing in this thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 05:15:48 2016 No.8061326 >>8059773 Hoegaarden is shit, so this is actually an acceptable use for a Hoegaarden glass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 05:25:41 2016 No.8061338 >>8061319 I watched a video of Zizek recently where he talks about an old Italian filum that has a scene like this. Where people are gathered around a table to shit, and a child asks his mother to take him to a private room where he can eat food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 05:33:37 2016 No.8061355 >>8059573 you're a swedish student girl right

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 05:38:52 2016 No.8061365 File: 82 KB, 599x399, 1597466.jpg?v=635623748094882687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8056950

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 05:43:22 2016 No.8061373 >>8059782 a thousand dollar 3 Michelin star dining experience

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 06:03:53 2016 No.8061403 >>8056975 so is that like a $30 dish based on a $3-4 sandwich?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 06:08:03 2016 No.8061408 >>8060061 is that a mini big mac?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 07:52:27 2016 No.8061583 >>8059368 I'd be too tempted to chnage the order as they were about to finish or say "oh yeah I have a nut allergy" or "I'm a vegan"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:27:19 2016 No.8061653 >>8056968 there s a line between creative plating and liking the smell of your own farts

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:33:17 2016 No.8061666 >>8060068 >that wilted lettuce

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:33:31 2016 No.8061667 >>8060208 >dat bukkake aftermath schnitzel a fine metaphor for germany's migration politic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:37:15 2016 No.8061673 >>8056964 Yea, but I got a few

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 08:42:53 2016 No.8061684 >>8061653 Sure, only the latter is socially acceptable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 09:02:57 2016 No.8061704 >>8061365 Bydlo

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 09:09:20 2016 No.8061714 >>8058117 Is that a wasabi on a bread?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 09:39:12 2016 No.8061767 >>8061326 >Hoegaarden is shit You should try Tennent's Lager.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 09:46:41 2016 No.8061779 >>8060270 clearly. if it was it'd be a designated street

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 09:50:52 2016 No.8061787 >>8061714 Mashed peas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 13:21:09 2016 No.8062335 >>8056982 t. Hipster How are your flesh holes coming along? Got a new "shaved sides with a poop of hair" haircut recently, champ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 17:38:18 2016 No.8063089 >>8059368 >put sauce on table >pools into a perfect square >every single time HOW

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 20:25:47 2016 No.8063484 >>8059554 lmfao this must be some vegan protesting bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 20:29:43 2016 No.8063494 >>8057409 where where where where where

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 20:33:48 2016 No.8063504 >>8059368 >not walking out after the """""chefs""""" start pouring shit on the table.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 20:37:19 2016 No.8063514 File: 25 KB, 420x280, a-asuka_langley_soryu-1492507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8060457 Oh Magnus....

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 20:49:04 2016 No.8063541 >>8056950 The funny thing is they're actually charging you money to eat on that

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 21:21:59 2016 No.8063636 >>8056950 >Put food on shovel >Put shovel on plate >Plate could hold food just as well But for what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 21:24:19 2016 No.8063646 >>8058115 Replace beer with a condiment of some sort.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 21:31:03 2016 No.8063675 File: 207 KB, 1000x1000, 95847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] places that do this can go fuck themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 21:35:07 2016 No.8063696 >>8061403***____*** It's served on a paper[spoiler][/spo[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]iler] disk so I drunk and disorderly I

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 21:41:48 2016 No.8063739 >>8057409 8$ for that shitty drunk food?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 21:43:16 2016 No.8063746 >>8056957 >not over hard I bet you sop the runny yolk up with bread you fucking animal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 21:52:26 2016 No.8063797 >>8063675 I fucking hate this because you can tell it's a fancy looking way to make it look like they're giving you more fries than they really are. I'm not dumb nigga that shit's only got like 11 french fries in there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 21:52:26 2016 No.8063798 >>8063675 what's wrong with it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 22:09:13 2016 No.8063876 File: 916 KB, 1680x1260, 1317955351190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8059191 With fishcakes & chow-chow, mmm!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 23:09:50 2016 No.8064063 >>8057068 Ugh yes, huge pet peeve of mine

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 23:20:15 2016 No.8064091 >>8063797 it's still more fries than any person should eat in one sitting

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 23:34:39 2016 No.8064128 >>8057068 it acts as a toothpick to keep it together and since that is big burger for you you'll need a knife anyways. altho the 'I'm a man and i eat meat. bacon is so good' meme probably has something to do with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 23:37:57 2016 No.8064138 >>8064091 maybe in yurop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 23:42:11 2016 No.8064155 >>8060068 This makes me sad to look at.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 23:43:11 2016 No.8064159 >>8063675 I don't see what's wrong with this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 23:43:56 2016 No.8064161 >>8064091 >t. 8 year old girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 4 23:45:22 2016 No.8064168 >>8063798 >its fun because we serve it in a thing that looks like the thing we fry them in its just dumb and childish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 00:03:24 2016 No.8064212 >>8064091 t. hungry skeleton

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 01:01:45 2016 No.8064349 >>8061714 >>>8056975 >wasabi on bread god dammit anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 01:02:14 2016 No.8064350 >>8059355 Americano?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:03:22 2016 No.8065206 >>8060228 He said it tasted good though so no harm done.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:13:28 2016 No.8065224

plating is of quaternary importance.

if two meals have taste the same and have the same quantities of each ingredient, then I'd prefer the one that was plated in a more pretty way, but if one of them tasted even a bit better or had slightly better ingredient quantities, I'd want that one no matter how good the plating was on the other dish.

aslong as you don't do anything really retarded with plating like mix every single part of the dish together at once or pour all the source over a crispy parto f the dish straight away so that the crispy coating becomes soggy before you get to finish it, plating matters very very little.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:27:08 2016 No.8065246 >>8064138 >>8064161 >>8064212 t. amerifats the fries in that basket are at least 500 calories

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:31:56 2016 No.8065255 >>8061326 I've pissed in one when I was desperate

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 11:32:11 2016 No.8065256 >>8065246 So? Remember your Sesame Street bitch, fries are sometimes foods; if you eat fries every day then maybe it's a bit much, but if you're eating them every day y'all got a big problem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:21:49 2016 No.8065349 >>8063675 >>8063797 >>8064168 I think it's cute. As long as they don't skimp on the fries, that is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:23:56 2016 No.8065352 >>8065256 >if you eat fries every day then maybe it's a bit much, but if you're eating them every day y'all got a big problem. What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:26:15 2016 No.8065356 >>8065352 The big problem is your paunchy gut

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:29:59 2016 No.8065363 >>8063797 dude, you're reaching to far into that shit. its just a clever way to serve fries, no one is trying to mind fuck you into "Holy shit! Look at all these friez!11!!!"

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:34:45 2016 No.8065374 >>8056950 Just fyi "Schäufele" is a thing in south west germany especially in the swabian region.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:37:45 2016 No.8065381 >>8059368 I love how butthurt people get over this. Is it so triggering to see someone trying somethng new and interesting? If it tastes good, isn't is just an amazingly fun way of presenting something? Some people are just bitter fucks i guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:39:33 2016 No.8065385 >>8065381 I think Alinea can get away with it because they created the concept, but at this point other restaurants trying this would seem hack-y to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:42:45 2016 No.8065399 >>8063089 It's a special type of cloth that has a grid texture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 12:50:57 2016 No.8065430 >>8065399 Didn't notice that, makes complete sense, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:02:51 2016 No.8065471 >>8063696 You alright there bud?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:05:14 2016 No.8065481 File: 326 KB, 1500x1104, stock-photo-handsome-african-american-referee-calling-time-out-161424032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8057455 >ladybug posting

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:22:26 2016 No.8065525 >>8060457 Have you never seen a scallop? Hint: this is what it looks like when its not next to the frozen pizzas, moron

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:36:10 2016 No.8065559 >>8056957 you look fucking perfect ;^3

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:39:24 2016 No.8065569 >>8058255 scotch ale. it is scotch ale put in bourbon barrels

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 13:42:16 2016 No.8065583 >>8057466 >$8:00 >eight o'clock dollars

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:04:39 2016 No.8065631 >>8065525 There is a happy medium between 'overprocessed frozen crap' and 'dumped immediately off the fishing boat'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:19:31 2016 No.8065662 File: 41 KB, 480x640, kailinkakku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8060457 Demoliton man tier

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:28:47 2016 No.8065683

>>8056968
This looks nice and interesting, but I know that it's probably overpriced as fuck.

>>8057068
I like this one, do it myself too when I'm making burgers and I have people over. Keeps everything from falling over.

>>8059368
Not my cup of tea, not sure how I'd even eat this. I can get how others might like this though, but everything about it looks awkward to me.

>>8059492
Nothing wrong with this at all.

>>8060059
>>8060063
Pretty gross, I'd probably pass on that. Not even for novelty value.

>>8060457
I'd give that whole restaurant a try, seems pretty different and new. Somehow the nature theme makes it appealing to me over the modern art stuff from earlier.

>>8063675
Like others mentioned, this is fine as long as they don't jew me on the fries. the cheapest part of the meal anyways.

>>8065246
You're going out for dinner, who gives a shit. I burn 3500 on a workday so bring me another helping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:30:35 2016 No.8065687 >>8057084 >Not wanting to hear your burger scream as you eat it alive

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:31:46 2016 No.8065689 >>8065683 >this fucking autistic poster ruins another thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:34:05 2016 No.8065694 >>8065689 Why do you think that? Also my first post on /ck/ in weeks, so I doubt you've ever even seen one of my posts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:37:51 2016 No.8065704 >>8063675 i like it

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:39:10 2016 No.8065706 >>8063504 >reserve a table at a prestigious restaurant famous for doing this >WTF WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS REEEEEEE I'M WALKING OUT god you fucks are beyond retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:46:09 2016 No.8065719 >>8057755 Lmfao

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 14:51:29 2016 No.8065732 >>8059368 I wish some drunk uncle would have stood up halfway through and wizzed on the table. Fuck these peopel lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:16:50 2016 No.8065809 >>8065732 Im sorry, but your trailer trash family wouldnt be allowed inside the establishment

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 15:58:48 2016 No.8065952 >>8065694 Your first post in weeks reeks of autism. just calling a spade a spade anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:11:54 2016 No.8065993 >>8060063 >>8060059 as someone who is really into scat i would love this place

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:17:27 2016 No.8066011 >>8059368 I'd get up and leave

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:21:14 2016 No.8066027 >>8066011 they don't want your kind there anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:21:55 2016 No.8066029 >>8066027 good

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:29:31 2016 No.8066057 >>8056966 jesus fuck

>>	bogglechamp2012 !!yQ93LWT0vUz Mon Sep 5 16:46:07 2016 No.8066101 >>8065356 count calories not food sources, read the fit sticky lrn2nutrition newb

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 16:59:36 2016 No.8066132 >>8065952 What about my post makes you think I'm autistic? Seems like you're just itching to insult someone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:21:07 2016 No.8066203 >>8058079 Oddly enough, I do too I hate the presentation aspect of food

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:22:46 2016 No.8066206 >>8063484 either that or just some fancy gooks

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:27:12 2016 No.8066219 File: 136 KB, 640x640, 16161070988_a989742698_z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8059554 >>8063484 It's from Noma - the best restaurant in the world

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:41:12 2016 No.8066262 >>8060458 please come into my coffee shop

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:43:23 2016 No.8066266 >>8066027 >>8065809 >>8063504 >>8060944 butthurt pretentious faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:47:09 2016 No.8066271 >>8056950 >Terrible plating Any steakhouse that serves a steak on a stark white plate with nothing with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:53:27 2016 No.8066289 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, 1469845687499.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:54:52 2016 No.8066293 >>8066289 >that face that the frog gives as the camera zooms in Makes me laugh every time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 17:57:41 2016 No.8066307 File: 6 KB, 345x146, French Laundry Duck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8066219 Jesus. You'd think they'd present that better than a fucking john carpenter creation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:00:40 2016 No.8066320 >>8059368 WHEN LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS GET JOBS.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:02:28 2016 No.8066329 >>8056966 >could have made an A but didn't Filth

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:04:27 2016 No.8066342 >>8059368 eating communal food directly off the table WTF? are we some 3rd world mud hit living Niggers or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:04:32 2016 No.8066344 >>8058115 >beer is open What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:08:17 2016 No.8066361 >>8059355 As a barista, I like this. I would be able to knock out an order fast and deal with the next one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:13:22 2016 No.8066384 >>8066266 >HOW DARE MY SENSIBILITIES BE CHALLENEGED

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:18:26 2016 No.8066403 >>8066132 Not him but you are fucking pathetic. Nobody wants your blog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:28:34 2016 No.8066430 >>8059368 Is that alinea? If so you faggots bitching about that should kill yourselves

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:28:36 2016 No.8066431 >>8066342 I know, right? Also, how the fuck am I supposed to eat that? Shovel it up my mouth with hands?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 18:53:11 2016 No.8066525 File: 63 KB, 360x640, pigina.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8059596 ey nigga what you got against little smokies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:00:16 2016 No.8066554 >>8056978 People in major cities use trains all the time to get around.

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 19:06:31 2016 No.8066575

>>8066554
Ehh... there's NYC, Boston, DC, San Francisco, Chicago, and that's really it, comparing to European transit. NYC, DC, SF are the ones that really expand outside city limits, though, and the BART has got nothing on the fuckin bridge traffic, same goes for the DC metro compared to interstate.

t. Urban Planner

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:08:19 2016 No.8066789 >>8063746 wait what? breadin' the yolk is the best part

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 20:19:49 2016 No.8066853 >>8060161 how do you think the recording was made?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:04:06 2016 No.8066964 >>8065683 K KEEP ME POSTED

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:05:02 2016 No.8066969 >>8066575 What about Philadelphia?

Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:27:58 2016 No.8067031
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>>8066969
Meh. Philly's local rail transit is ok at best, and the super-regional rail is basically NE regional Amtrak between NY and DC. The problem with SEPTA is that while it's ok with connecting the region to the city, it kind of sucks at centralizing the region and moving people within the downtown area in order to drive commercial development in key neighborhoods. Philly is still very car-centric, excepting a select few old cute neighborhoods with narrow streets like Rittenhouse.

Truthfully, I haven't studied much about Philly. I live in Manhattan, lived in Baltimore, Cincinnati, Pittsburgh, and have family in SF, DC, Boston, Atlanta, and Chicago. But, it seems that Philadelphia outside of the Old City and the central downtown neighborhoods experienced a mix of Baltimore/DC urban growth patterns combined strangely with a typical Pittsburgh/Chicago rust belt automobile/industrial post-war flavor.

Wew lad. What kind of food porn - related post is this? Here's my favorite local burger place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:35:22 2016 No.8067047 File: 998 KB, 500x332, youmademmalaugh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this fucking thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:49:24 2016 No.8067088 >>8066361 >as a barista Fuck off cunt your job has no title. I make coffee at a pub that doesn't make me a barista as well as a bartender.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 5 21:51:09 2016 No.8067093 >>8059467 yep

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:16:49 2016 No.8067682 >>8067088 Shut up, busboy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:31:08 2016 No.8067716 I came here to see mouth-breathers getting triggered by things that are strange to them. Was not disappointed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:41:07 2016 No.8067735 >>8059368 I would bend the hardest, loudest fart I could manage while those cuntface chefs plop sauce on my table just so that they have to wallow in my stink the whole time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:43:58 2016 No.8067742 >>8064168 man I could feel you tipping with that one

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:44:01 2016 No.8067743 >>8061365 "Here's some crepes on a fucking shovel, you goddamn pig."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:48:09 2016 No.8067754 >>8063675 I hate it too but the burgers from the place that does this are actually really fucking good so I let it pass There's also a lot of fries still anyways

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:49:44 2016 No.8067757 >>8066289 at least he's being eaten by a qt if I was a frog that's how I'd want to die

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 01:56:18 2016 No.8067764 >>8067757 bullshit, all humans would be equally monstrous to you if you were a frog, we'd be all dry/hairy skinned and giant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:07:58 2016 No.8067790 >>8060061 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 02:28:06 2016 No.8067829 >>8059368 laugh and walk out. what fucking wankery

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:04:09 2016 No.8067899 >>8067764 autism speaks

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:53:51 2016 No.8067993 >>8060208 Michael J Fox moonlighting down at the schnitzel hut

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 03:55:16 2016 No.8067996 File: 88 KB, 634x892, 29FA811300000578-0-image-m-10_1435273209894.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8060457 >He doesnt know how to use the 2 seashells

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:46:22 2016 No.8068383 >>8067757 If you were a frog you wouldn't be self aware. Frogs are basically a flesh and blood version of Windows Vista

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 09:59:46 2016 No.8068402 >>8059496 >a few shots I hope you don't believe that, anon, but if you do I certainly hope that you try that with your own child.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:11:43 2016 No.8068418 >>8061326 Don't come at my favorite witbier so recklessly like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:13:39 2016 No.8068422 >>8058147 Why don't they just serve you the uncooked ingredients and call it deconstruction? Unconstruction?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:18:01 2016 No.8068424 >>8058147 Eventually something else will come along that will be even worse. My prediction: A fad where you "experience" food with all your senses without actually swallowing it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:18:39 2016 No.8068426 File: 415 KB, 1358x768, this reminds me of a puzzle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8059355

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:24:28 2016 No.8068443 >>8068426 >Fill one of the jugs with exactly 4 gallons of water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:25:51 2016 No.8068447 >>8068426 Just drink the champagne, throw orange juice in servers face when they move too slow to bring more booze.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:31:46 2016 No.8068458 File: 103 KB, 640x556, ferris-wheel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 10:34:32 2016 No.8068462 >>8066289 I feel like youd get salmonella or somethig from that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:10:48 2016 No.8068548 >>8068458 this is the only way I eat my food

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 11:52:32 2016 No.8068696 File: 29 KB, 389x356, 1472156964502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8068458 Nigga that's brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 12:01:03 2016 No.8068714 >>8059492 I worked in a kitchen and we used these for portion control. Stops any idiot working the fryer from giving the customer more than they paid for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:39:23 2016 No.8069039 >>8059368 >I bet you'll keep your fucking elbows off the table now wontcha?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:42:56 2016 No.8069056 >>8060061 price just says 35

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:46:11 2016 No.8069065 >>8060068 I can;t tell if this is a deconstructed burger or larb with cheese

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:53:59 2016 No.8069100 File: 3.83 MB, 4608x3456, dscn0816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8063675 Get triggered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:54:00 2016 No.8069099 >>8056957 yep

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 13:59:10 2016 No.8069113

>>8068424

>My prediction: A fad where you "experience" food with all your senses without actually swallowing it

I can see it now. Some chef will find a way to turn his creations into a liquid that can be used in a vape pen. Somewhere there will be a restaurant full of people smoking their dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:17:05 2016 No.8069173 >>8059609 >why do the forks have learning difficulties? maximum overkek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:20:15 2016 No.8069185 >>8067088 you're literally a barista, as barista just means "barman" in italian

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:25:41 2016 No.8069199 >>8058115 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG8eZovPTDc

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:27:10 2016 No.8069205

>>8068714
dunt cal me and idiut!!!! i werk the friers for years!!!! i give them the chips when they say hey give me chips and thers no reason for them nut to get tham when i say here you go for the chips!!!! lol the greese is hot wich is why the foods are cooked hot lmao right???

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:28:08 2016 No.8069208 >>8059773 phoenix chilli burgers are best burgers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:28:19 2016 No.8069210 File: 92 KB, 1152x864, About_united.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8068458 >Carnival Style

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:35:12 2016 No.8069230 File: 179 KB, 854x479, pink waffle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8059554 I thought that was a fucking headcrab until I scrolled down.

>>	Anomynous Tue Sep 6 14:45:58 2016 No.8069282 >>8066575 >>8067031 Do you frequently post on /n/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:47:11 2016 No.8069286 File: 1.76 MB, 4312x5000, burt reynolds on nitrous oxide.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8068458 I'm out. I lost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 14:56:51 2016 No.8069316 >>8068458 more like fatties wheel

Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:13:10 2016 No.8069982
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>>8069282
Not regarding urban planning. I like /n/ alright, but everyone there has a tendency to demonize cars and very few know the nuanced version of why or how automobile infrastructure was spread in North America; they just hate 'cagers.' It's kind of like the anti-American posting here with others claiming we have no food culture. However cooking is just a hobby and not a career, so I can handle the mudslinging here better than /n/. I love my bike though, and being on /n/ helped me get on it more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:21:24 2016 No.8070006 File: 813 KB, 2448x2526, IMG_20160715_182146~2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I knew that at some point the day would come when I could post this OC and still be on topic I call it: Cup'o'burger

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:35:24 2016 No.8070049 >>8068383 >>8067757 the fuck am i reading

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:52:12 2016 No.8070110 File: 2.59 MB, 2688x1520, IMAG0798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:56:02 2016 No.8070126 >>8070110 It looks like sushi sandwiches, what's the problem?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 19:58:58 2016 No.8070136 >>8070110 is that wine that has the lemons in it or water?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:01:19 2016 No.8070147 >>8070136 Water, is lemons in wine even a thing? >>8070126 I just thought that i did a shitty job portraying the spirit of sushi, this is just everything thrown onto one plate

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:01:30 2016 No.8070150 >>8069113 Vape bars are a thing, actually https://www.yelp.com/biz/marietta-vape-bar-marietta-8

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:03:47 2016 No.8070161 File: 58 KB, 499x496, 1395926083729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8070147 >did a shitty job portraying the spirit of sushi, >the spirit of sushi,

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:22:03 2016 No.8070235 File: 159 KB, 720x832, 1444271744920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8070147 >spirit of sushi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:27:20 2016 No.8070255 >>8070147 >shitty job portraying the spirit of sushi Unless it's made by a truly talented chef, that's perfectly fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:29:01 2016 No.8070261 >>8070235 >>8070161 That's what happens when a flyover watches Jiro

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:34:54 2016 No.8070284 >>8070147 >did a shitty job portraying the spirit of sushi autistic weeb coming through

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:48:40 2016 No.8070326 >>8059368 >Lilith didn't come through the portal Disappoint.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:53:11 2016 No.8070340 File: 42 KB, 400x400, bzh3Mw2O[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8070147 >the spirit of sushi

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:55:46 2016 No.8070349 >>8057755 Dead

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 20:58:44 2016 No.8070360 >>8069316 Fryis Wheel, clearly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:07:39 2016 No.8070386 >>8059368 I have seen some shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 21:14:08 2016 No.8070397 >>8060457 This is the same restaurant that charges you money to cook your own egg as a dish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:00:24 2016 No.8070710 >>8068424 so a strip club for food?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 6 23:13:43 2016 No.8070749 >>8066289 I swear asians have no fucking soul

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 00:05:06 2016 No.8070907 >>8068424 >A fad where you "experience" food with all your senses without actually swallowing it thats called the chew and spit and its been a fad since the 80s

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 02:58:28 2016 No.8071298 >>8059368 What type of food is this? I thought it was some sort of dessert, but then they broke up chunks of freeze-dried fish organs on the table.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:12:14 2016 No.8071316 File: 26 KB, 475x350, 1469609618482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8065993 I hope you die in a fire you're what's wrong with the world

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 03:30:10 2016 No.8071334 >>8070749 how about you turn it down by about 60% it's a frog bud

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:00:32 2016 No.8071361 >>8071334 no, he is right. asians have no soul. desu they dont even really qualify as human.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:03:25 2016 No.8071363 File: 164 KB, 817x673, this place has a lot of unusual things.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8057409

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:17:06 2016 No.8071380 File: 572 KB, 747x625, 1462459134568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8070147 >the spirit of sushi

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:33:33 2016 No.8071412 >>8057068 This really Activated my tastebuds

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:40:45 2016 No.8071422 >>8057409 wtf. whats the back story?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:44:37 2016 No.8071429 File: 1.33 MB, 933x657, 17a.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here is one of mine from when I first found /ck/ and started cooking things. lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:56:32 2016 No.8071449 >>8071429 not bad to desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:57:30 2016 No.8071451 >>8056959 who would ever make this gastronomical monstrosity

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:58:39 2016 No.8071455 >>8056968 that's hilarious, what a great plate!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:59:39 2016 No.8071457 File: 298 KB, 403x543, Screen Shot 2016-09-07 at 3.59.09 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 04:59:52 2016 No.8071458 >>8056971 shrimp in a bin, how enticing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:01:29 2016 No.8071460 >>8056975 retarded as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:05:27 2016 No.8071463 And thus comes to an end another autistic sperg session about fine dining and London gimmick restaurants that nobody will ever go to anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 05:06:42 2016 No.8071467 File: 951 KB, 664x577, 37.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 09:16:51 2016 No.8071783 >>8069113 My eyelid started twitching after I read this post you magnificent bastard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 11:53:41 2016 No.8072052 What does excellent plating look like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:34:20 2016 No.8072819 File: 51 KB, 480x640, CO9FyKKWEAQ0WpN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 17:54:27 2016 No.8072872 File: 330 KB, 255x255, h.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8059200 >not thinking pasta is the best part

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 19:16:43 2016 No.8073129 >>8059200 Too bad the ratio of pasta:sauce is garbo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:11:02 2016 No.8073584 >>8059368 Somehow /ck/ leaves me with less faith in capitalism then /pol/. But still, free market, if people want to pay for strange presentation who am I to hate?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 7 22:22:26 2016 No.8073616 >>8067031 As a lifelong dirty philly resident this is very spot on. We're much more of a bus city.

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