/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8074232]

>accidentally leave carton of eggs out on counter overnight
>8-9 hours at best
>mom and dad panic
>go to get eggs in morning
>where is the egg carton
>oh you left them on the counter overnight so we threw them out

Do people really think the eggs are refrigerated as soon as they come out of a chickens asshole? You can leave eggs out for fucking days.

[Anonymous No.8074243]

>>8074232
if you don't keep them cold they will hatch into chickens. you still live with your parents op, you're not ready for that amount of responsibility yet.

[Anonymous No.8074250]

>>8074243
>you still live with your parents op

The college is only 30 minutes away faggot

[Anonymous No.8074252]

>his 'go 'ckens don't have refrigerated assholes

[Anonymous No.8074266]

>>8074243
wtf you talking about, the hen has to be fucked by a rooster for a chicken to be born. those eggs would never hatch a chicken no matter what

[Anonymous No.8074270]

>>8074250
thats still kind of far OP.

[Anonymous No.8074275]

American eggs are washed so they lose their film protection so they have to be refrigerated, eggs from other countries are left like that and don't need to be refrigerated.

[Anonymous No.8074351]

>>8074232
OP, have you never cooked before? See >>8074275.

If you get have a chicken, great. Let those eggs sit. But store-bought eggs in North America are washed, losing the protective film, and a chemical film is added (which needs to be kept at a constant cool).

It might be "just a few hours", but that can seriously fuck them up. Maybe don't be such a retard next time and put them back where you got them so your parents don't have to waste more of their money on your fuck ups.

[Anonymous No.8074365]

>>8074351
They weren't washed white eggs you nigger. I would've posted a picture of white washed eggs if they were. The carton literally said natural or some other organic hippie bullshit.

[Anonymous No.8074375]

>>8074365
Okay, clean out the shit from your eyes and pay attention.

ALL EGGS IN NORTH AMERICA NEED TO BE REFRIGERATED.

"Organic" is a meme, and it changes literally nothing about your food, especially not eggs. Brown eggs and white eggs are THE EXACT SAME EGGS. White eggs haven't had the brown washed off of them, you fucking mongoloid.

Unless you're literally getting the eggs straight from a chicken, or buying them from the amish, they're going to be done up the same way, every time, regardless of how "free range", "organic", or "additive free" they are. That's just how it is.

Not that I'd expect you to know, since you still live with mommy and daddy and they do all the grocery shopping for you, you worthless manchild.

[Anonymous No.8074377]

>>8074365
You're seriously retarded.

[Anonymous No.8074382]

>>8074365
Fucking retard. Literally nobody likes you.

[Anonymous No.8074392]

>>8074365
>white eggs are washed
>brown eggs aren't

Nigger what?

[Anonymous No.8074395]

>>8074270
>A 30 minute drive is far
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.8074396]

>>8074395
I mean, it is if you never leave your parent's house.

[Anonymous No.8074397]

>>8074395
>An hour commute by car isn't far
America

[Anonymous No.8074400]

>>8074397
>I'm fucking poor: the post

[Anonymous No.8074402]

>>8074395
>what is rush hour?

its more than a movie kiddo.

[Anonymous No.8074406]

>>8074400
>I live with my parents:the thread

[Anonymous No.8074409]

>>8074402
Do you even know how to drive?

[Anonymous No.8074412]

>>8074409
do you know how to sign a lease without a cosigner?

[Anonymous No.8074414]

>>8074406
If you can't budget for 2-3 gallons of gas every day maybe you should just consider suicide dude.

>>8074412
Yes. Now answer my question.

[Anonymous No.8074418]

>>8074414
i don't think you do cause you still have mommy and daddy taking care of you so that means two things: you are under 18 and need to be banned or you are a pathetic excuse for an 'adult'

[Anonymous No.8074422]

>>8074418
>Choosing the cheaper option is bad for some reason
OK
Just so you know anon, I'm not OP, I don't live with my parents, and you have autism.

[Anonymous No.8074501]

>>8074232

Haha ja precies dat ja lol

[Anonymous No.8074553]

>>8074365
>white washed eggs.

[Anonymous No.8074556]

>>8074395
I live in the bunnie in maine and I live 30 minutes away from our biggest city. You're not close to your school at all.

[Anonymous No.8074557]

>>8074375
I like you

[Anonymous No.8074558]

>>8074556
>35 miles at most is a long way
Holy fuck you're so fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.8074562]

>>8074558
I used to drive 26 miles to work and back everyday. It was bullshit and you're bullshit for advocating that kind of bullshit.

It's not a fucking road trip, but it's a shitty commute for school, work, or anything else that needs to be done daily.

[Anonymous No.8074567]

>>8074562
You're just a dumbass hick dude. I drive 35 minutes to work every day. Do you have ADD or something? Can't actually occupy yourself with an activity for a bit?

[Anonymous No.8074569]

>>8074567
The guy with a hour plus commute is calling other people hicks....

[Anonymous No.8074572]

>>8074569
I live in the suburbs and I work on the other side of town. I know you're clinically retarded but even someone of your calibre should understand this.

[Anonymous No.8074573]

>>8074567
35 miles from my house issbthe difference between the city and the mountains. You must be the hick in this situation. No respectable city-person would tolerate a commute like that.

You should ask them to transfer you to a Wal-Mart in your area.

[Anonymous No.8074575]

>>8074573
>No respectable city-person would tolerate a commute like that

t. someone who has never been to Houston

[Anonymous No.8074576]

>>8074375
>Not that I'd expect you to know, since you still live with mommy and daddy and they do all the grocery shopping for you, you worthless manchild

You can stop projecting now

[Anonymous No.8074577]

Why is /ck/ one of the most hate filled boards around? I don't understand it. Every one always tries so hard to prove themselves to themselves by treating people like crap an trying to feel better about one thing or another. Does cooking cause violence?

[Anonymous No.8074580]

>>8074573
>>8074572
>No respectable city-person would tolerate a commute like that.
Most people on this earth have the patience for a 35 mile drive. Only spoiled manchildren like yourself would complain about it. I'm sure it's nice living so close to mountains though.

[Anonymous No.8074581]

>>8074577
>Why is /ck/ one of the most hate filled boards around
>anonymous internet bantz = hate

Did you just come from Facebook?

[Anonymous No.8074582]

>>8074577
Because everyone here is autistic.

[Anonymous No.8074584]

>>8074575
You say that like it's an insult.

>>8074577
>knives
>hot oil
>crispy flesh
>boiling lobsters alive
>omelettes are essentially mutilated pigs wrapped in the fetus of another animal

Welcome to the kitchen, bitch.

[Anonymous No.8074585]

>>8074232
>cooked chicken thighs in the oven
>put them on the stove to cool a bit
>forgot
>walk downstairs in the morn
>smells gud man
>oh shezzy i forgot the chicken
>put back in oven for a bit
>chicken is heated though
>put into fridge

think its gone bad after a night on the stove?
not sure..

[Anonymous No.8074588]

>>8074577
We all are trying to be mean like Gordon Ramsay because it means we're real chefs.

[Anonymous No.8074589]

>>8074580
It's not about patience. Like i said, I used to drive 26 miles there and back. 52 total a day, at least.

You know what I ended up doing?
Since this was a job I knew was long term, I moved just a few miles away.

[Anonymous No.8074592]

>>8074585
>boil some eggs
>poach some others
>fry some others

>go to sleep
>wake up
>"oh shit my eggs"
>cooked eggs are still fine, because they're already cooked
>eggs on the counter are bad tho

Wow, it's almost as if cooking things before the raw ingredients go bad makes the finished thing last like something new.

[Anonymous No.8074595]

>>8074589
Wow. You wasted a fuckton of money on moving just because you didn't have the patience for a 20 minute drive.
Kill yourself loser.

[Anonymous No.8074599]

>>8074577
Hi! few things to start off with :)

Yes I replied to you because you're a female redditor, 'tis an awesome thing to see!

Don't be intimidated, because I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen :D

Pls respond

[Anonymous No.8074680]

>>8074501
Hahaaaaa iks dee! Goede post mijn maat. Nee waarom doe je dit neger

[Anonymous No.8075460]

>>8074595
It was half an hour because of the winding roads.

That's one hour a day total.
5 hours a week. I get paid 26 dollars an hour, which works out to about 125 dollars a week in unpaid travel time.

That's 500 dollars a month. That was definitely worth the price of moving.

You need to start looking at every aspect of your life in terms of money gained/ lost. I consider my time to be valuable, so I treat it as such.

[Anonymous No.8075481]

>>8074243
Good post thanks

[Anonymous No.8075625]

So let me see if I've got this straight:
Eggs are born with natural protective covering.
You wash it off with chemicals.
Then add more chemicals to create an inferior protective covering that is less effective and only works if kept cold. Hmmm.

[Anonymous No.8075662]

>>8074577

>/ck/
>hate

Either I visit too many boards or you haven't visited enough.

[Anonymous No.8075684]

One night on the counter isn't going to ruin eggs you bunch of retards. A whole day outside in direct sunlight might, a couple hours inside at night is fine.

I haven't refrigerated eggs in 3 years (yes, even washed store bought eggs) I keep them in the cupboard and use them within the week. They've never made me sick.

[Anonymous No.8075687]

My parents won't even let me make bread.
They insist that leaving the dough to rise at room temperature will 'cause the yeast to birth'. they think because 'yeast is alive' that it will give birth to larvae. I think one of them ate a sandwich with a maggot once or something. Whenever I point out that bakeries make bread like this they tell me that bakeries use special air conditioning devices that release maggot stillbirth inducing toxins. Never mind that humans have been baking bread for thousands of years - Apparently 'humans who baked bread hundreds of years ago didn't have maggots because the mammoths ate them all'

[Anonymous No.8075688]

>>8074275

That only means they are more likely to be internally infected with salmonella, you can still use them you just have to cook them through.

Do runny eggs only with properly refrigerated ones.

[Anonymous No.8075797]

>>8074577
Why does almost every single medium-to-fast-paced board have someone who asks this maybe once a week?

[Anonymous No.8075882]

Been cheffing for a few years in chalets where I'd use hundreds of eggs a day. I'd have three food deliveries a week which meant at times I'd be holding on to eggs for three to five days at a time, maybe longer. At no point have I ever felt the need to refrigerate eggs, and at no point have I had any instance of food poisoning. However it is required by governing food safety organisations that they are kept refrigerated, so I assume it could be an issue on certain occasions, but from personal experience not a problem

[Anonymous No.8075901]

>>8074232
I found a whole case of eggs under a bridge last week. Perfect condition. None of them missing, none of them cracked. I mean, who in their right mind throws away a perfectly good case of eggs in this day and age?

[Anonymous No.8075915]

If you live in America, every egg is a fucking gamble. I still eat them all the fucking time, anyway I can get them. Even if it's a factory egg that sat on the counter for a week, just fucking gibs me dat. I understand the fear though. American egg factory farms need to fucking stop washing eggs, or stop existing at all.

[Anonymous No.8075930]

>>8075687
Either mediocre troll(had a laugh) or your parents are the source of "vaccines cause autism"

[Anonymous No.8075938]

>>8074556
>the Bunnie
Mainefag here - where the fuck is the Bunnie? Not Kennebunk, right? Because "The Bunk" is infinitely better than "The Bunnie"

[Anonymous No.8075939]

>>8074275
>>8074351

very funny but can we return to being a serious board, the memes are getting a little out of hand.

[Anonymous No.8075974]

>>8075687
>maggot stillbirth inducing toxins
Fucking kek.

[Anonymous No.8075995]

>>8075625
It's to wash the poop off the eggs.

[Anonymous No.8076002]

>>8075938
Auto correct of boonies.
And only kind of the boonie. Just on the Standish/Cornish line.

[Anonymous No.8076004]

>>8074365

[Anonymous No.8076018]

>>8075625
So let me get this straight:
eggs are shat out of a bird's anus onto a floor covered in shit, piss and bacteria
They are pluck off the ground
put into a box
and sold
you then rely on a flimsy layer of organic material to prevent disease
Then you leave the unwashed eggs around your house
yes, very sanitary.

[Anonymous No.8076060]

>>8076018
it is tho

You eat shit every day. You're fine. Everything's fine.

[Anonymous No.8076081]

>>8075460
>I consider my time to be valuable so I wasted 20 grand so I could spend more time doing nothing at home
OK anon, you sure showed me

[Anonymous No.8076105]

>>8076018
Ameriblobs were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.8076111]

>>8074275
This is accurate.

I have chickens and don't wash my eggs.

They've been on the counter for over a month and been better than any egg that has been in 'the system' for 6+ months.

[Anonymous No.8076164]

The people talking about american eggs being washed are forgetting that the end of the washing process. The farmers washing machines replace the layer by spraying the egg with a layer of oil. This recreates that protective layer. The only problem OP would have is if the eggs were to sweat from condensation, but he really would only have to wipe the condensation off and replace in the fridge.

t. Purdue Ag.

[Anonymous No.8076206]

>>8076164
>The farmers washing machines replace the layer by spraying the egg with a layer of oil. This recreates that protective layer.

Yes, and this new layer needs to be refrigerated to work. Did you even read the thread?

[Anonymous No.8076228]

>>8076206
No I stopped after it derailed into driving and driving distances.

>needs to be refrigerated to work.
This is false. They are refrigerated through the supply line in order to stop condensation which would harbor a bunch of nasties on the surface of the egg and remove the protective oil. Once you get them home it is fine if you don't leave them in a cesspool of water.

think about it, why would mineral oil stop having the properties of oil at room temperature?

[Anonymous No.8076245]

>>8076228
>they don't need to be refrigerated
>they're just refrigerated so the protective oil doesn't degrade

Are you clinically retarded?

[Anonymous No.8076251]

>>8076245
>protective oil degrades at room temp on the counter.

Uh no. I told you to fucking think. And you didn't.

[Anonymous No.8076436]

>10 eggs
>metric egg boxes
REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.8076643]

>>8076436
>not dozen/half dozen boxes
when will europoors ever learn?

[Anonymous No.8076658]

>>8074232
>Do people really think the eggs are refrigerated as soon as they come out of a chickens asshole? You can leave eggs out for fucking days.
The butt slime/mucous membrane fluid rots on the outside of the eggs, and supports colonization because commercial eggs are sorta-washed a bit, which removes a kind of barrier to the shell.

Eggs are cheap. Calm down. The kind of food poisoning you get can require hospitalization. If you've never paid a fucking bill in your life, you don't understand that your $1.50/dz eggs can cost your $5k in a single afternoon.

[Anonymous No.8076659]

>>8074577

All the cool chefs on TV scream at their underlings and act like massive squirting bellends to everyone else,so people roleplaying as chefs adopt that persona too.

[Anonymous No.8076753]

>>8076658
>you don't understand that your $1.50/dz eggs can cost your $5k in a single afternoon

What kind of shitty 3rd world immune system do you have?

[Anonymous No.8076781]

>>8074573
>City people
>respectable

lmao. Bunch of hypocrites and degenerates.

[Anonymous No.8076786]

>>8076753
>What kind of shitty 3rd world immune system do you have?
>>8076753
>What kind of shitty 3rd world immune system do you have?
1st world frontal lobe maturity, actually, the kind that can calculate odds properly without youthful ignorance, low class understandings about money management or parents who took drugs in utero and damaged my impulsive nature to judge others as somehow less intelligent,while showing how stupid I am to the world with that giant chip on my shoulder. Grow up. Maybe you simply don't understand the point at which you should go to the hospital because a copay is too unthinkable for your income.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11176561

[Anonymous No.8076793]

>>8076786
So you have the immune system of a small, young child. Gotcha.

[Anonymous No.8076817]

>>8076786
>projecting his life story: the post

[Anonymous No.8076821]

Washed eggs DO need to be refrigerated...but 9 hours isn't a problem. Bringing the entire carton to room temperature would alone require about 4 hours if not longer. Sitting at room temp for the remaining 5 won't hurt you. Ever eat eggs that are more than a week old? It's about the same. I eat month old eggs without problems..

Don't you guys bake? A lot of recipes call for room temp eggs.

[Anonymous No.8076891]

Apparently NA is different, but where I live eggs are sold off regular shelves, I don't think they're ever refrigerated in their production chain until some chucklefuck takes them home and chucks them in there.

[Anonymous No.8077028]

>>8076081
>projecting this hard
Do you not know how cost/benefit analysis works? As expected of community college retards.

[Anonymous No.8077065]

>>8077028
>As expected of community college retards

t. Liberal Arts major

[Anonymous No.8077073]

>>8077065
Haha you sure got me there anon! 10/10 would bait again.

[Anonymous No.8077078]

>>8077073
>Oh shit he's right, better just say it was le ebin bait only pretending to be retarded xD

[Anonymous No.8077088]

>>8077078
Threads over guys. Time to pack it up and go home.

[Anonymous No.8077107]

>>8074400
It's not about the money, it's about the time spent driving.

[Anonymous No.8077122]

>>8074576
>projecting
OP literally says in the first paragraph he left eggs on the counter, his parents threw them out and scolded him. Obviously he lives with mommy and daddy and obviously they do the grocery shopping.
>>8074397
Since France is smaller than the state of Texas, yes, a 30 min drive isn't that far. My spouse drives 20+ minutes to work. We drove 1500 miles across the country when we moved. America is big, much bigger than Europe.
>>8074418
Not him, but you're fucking hilarious. Do you know how to drive? Do you have a car?
>>8075460
Mortgage and rent rates increase the closer you get to an urban area in any state. I live near Denver. My spouse works up the mountain in Conifer. You are wasting so much money just living closer compared to gas, especially since gas is cheap and going down an over 4% grade on the way home requires almost zero gas, especially in manual. When we first moved and had an apartment living in a town 25 mins from Denver is about $800 cheaper per month, for a larger place. Same with mortgage. Shitty old overpriced houses the closer you get to downtown.

Don't really think you're saving money at all.

>hourly but describes job as salary or commission.
Which is it?

[Anonymous No.8077577]

>>8076111
Trips of truth!

[Anonymous No.8077593]

>>8074275
False

The reason you have to put US Eggs in the fridge is that salmonella vaccination is not mandatory so only like 1/3 of hens have been vaccinated. So there is a pretty good chance the hen that layer your egg is vulnerable to infection so you refrigerate to prevent growth.

[Anonymous No.8077599]

>complaining about 30 minute commute
you'll cowards don't even drive. I didn't have less than a 30 minute commute in my life until I moved away to college. one time high school ended at 4 and I didn't get home until almost 7.

[Anonymous No.8077604]

>>8077593
You're a fucking idiot, son.

[Anonymous No.8077605]

That's like the time my parents came over to my place and freaked out that I leave my hot sauce on the counter. They were like "You forgot to put it back in the fridge! Don't even act like you do this normally" but the truth is It has never been in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.8078013]

my roommates once decided to clean up and threw away baking soda, some dried herbs and a bottle of vinegar because they "expired"

[Anonymous No.8078050]

>>8074232
Eggs are dirt cheap and your parents probably paid for them anyway, it's not a big deal.

[Anonymous No.8078083]

>>8074577
If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen, son.

[Anonymous No.8078801]

>>8074351
>>8074275
I made Spaghetti Carbonara with white eggs I left out overnight the other night, and didn't die. And I don't think they even got as warm as they should have.

[Anonymous No.8080111]

>>8074577
I've noticed that /ck/ has been slowly invaded by /b/ and /pol/ idiots over the last few years. It used to be a fairly pleasant place, where the heated arguments were at least funny and people were generally helpful if pissy, but the intelligence and quality of the posters/posts has gone into a nosedive.

[Anonymous No.8080923]

Are eggs refrigerated in American stores?

[Anonymous No.8080986]

>>8074577
>>8074582
congrats a facebook meme page has screenshotted your posts and uploaded it as content


>congrats

[Anonymous No.8081882]

>>8080923
Apparently so.

[Anonymous No.8081891]

>>8080111
What exactly compels you r*ddit tourists to come here and constantly try to rewrite history? I have seen you post the same insipid nonsense on 4 different boards now.

You're so new it's just sad.

[Anonymous No.8081919]

>>8078801
What kind of beans did you add?

[Anonymous No.8082128]

>>8080923
Yes, they're usually right by the milk, butter, etc.

[Anonymous No.8082231]

>>8074577
I fucking hate people from other shitholes of the country and world and this is the _perfect_ board for shitposting about it

you are all subhuman worthless scum and i am better than you in basically every way

[Anonymous No.8082288]

>>8074577
/ck/ is actually one of the nicer boards i frequent, people here are way less angry all the time then /g/ for instance by a lot

[Anonymous No.8082300]

>>8082288
/g/ is a shithole infested with GNU/NEETs and anime addicts

/p/ is a better comparison to /ck/, and is also a better board

[Anonymous No.8082317]

>>8082300
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

[Anonymous No.8082318]

>>8074232
In america the cuticle is washed off the eggs so they will spoil if left unrefrigerated, I'm not sure how long it takes though.

[Anonymous No.8082346]

neck yourself GNU/NEET

[Anonymous No.8082716]

>>8074365

This thread is magical.

[Anonymous No.8083665]

>>8082318
The US Navy stores eggs aboard ship in the engine room, a place that's constantly 90+ American degrees and quite humid.

They're good for about a month that way; every so often the cooks will crack one open and find that it's rotten but then they just scrape it off the griddle and grab another. It's fine. Sailors aren't dying en masse of food poisoning.

[Anonymous No.8083670]

>>8074375
>White eggs haven't had the brown washed off of them
toppest of kek

[Anonymous No.8083673]

>>8077593
so wrong it hurts

[Anonymous No.8083676]

>>8074365
you're killing me man I bet you're a C student

[Anonymous No.8083715]

Just saved some steaks, sausages and some aledobe into my freezer that have been outside for about 4 hours, before that they have been 8 days in fridge and before that another 4 hours in unrefrigerated car under sun.

Because this asshat thinks he has so fucking much money to throw fucking kilos of meat away just like that. Also, he doesn't wash dishes, he buys new. Not paper, porcelain. Also, 500€ nights at the bar are a norm. Fucking gold spoon in his ass manchild, the guy's a plumber but his rich daddy pays his bills.

Anyway, I reckon the meats are still barely edible, but must be cooked fast after thawing.

>>8074577
Feel free to visit /n/ some time.

Because there is no bigger ass-hole elitist circle jerk on this earth but the cyclists. "THIS BOARD GETS TOO CLUTTERED WITH UR TRAIN AUTIST SHIT!" --> One post about trains on front page, the rest about bikes. "Post your bike." -> "This my trusty commuter I do 5 km every day all seasons :3 ..." -> "OMG FUCK OF WITH UR DUTCH GRANNYBIKE, GET REKT, GO LIGHT, GOTTA GO FAST HURRRRRRRR".

Fucking despicable.

[Anonymous No.8083719]

>2016
>putting your eggs in the fridge

[Anonymous No.8083735]

>>8075687
yeast is alive and it does give birth/budding

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/watch-yeast-live-breathe/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeast

[Anonymous No.8083741]

>>8083735
It doesn't bud on a macroscopic scale, anon.
The anon was clearly talking about maggots.

[Anonymous No.8083743]

>>8076643
it is 6 or 10 boxes in europe (that's like 35.6 oz of fahrenheit)

[Anonymous No.8083748]

>>8074375
>White eggs haven't had the brown washed off of them, you fucking mongoloid.

hmm I think you are incorrect.
firstly, white eggs don't need the brown washed off of them.
and washing brown eggs doesn't make them white.

I think the mongoloid is you

[Anonymous No.8083751]

>amricans wash their eggs
huh?

[Anonymous No.8083753]

>>8083748
Nice reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.8083754]

I just took a shit and didn't was the brown off, am I gonna get sick?

[Anonymous No.8083755]

>>8083743
And 15 boxes too.

Also those open 30 egg trays if you are making a big omelette :)

[Anonymous No.8083760]

>White eggs haven't had the brown washed off of them, you fucking mongoloid.

Of course not, the white eggs come from the white hens and the brown eggs from the brown hens :)

[Anonymous No.8083763]

>Brown eggs and white eggs are THE EXACT SAME EGGS

Why is everyone skipping this part and acting like this guy thinks white eggs are just washed brown eggs? He's literally arguing the opposite.

Or is OP just so buttblasted that he keeps replying to his own thread to make himself look better?

[Anonymous No.8083770]

>>8083748
move to texas, they're the only state that still executes retards like you

[Anonymous No.8083772]

>>8083751
The theory is that since our farms are industrial there is a sanitation problem with the eggs because agribusiness can't be trusted. Washing them with a chemical bath removes all the chicken shit

In Europe they think that their farmers will take care to not have shit on their eggs so washing is unnecessary. IIRC washing eggs is illegal in Britain

[Anonymous No.8083775]

>>8083760

[Anonymous No.8083804]

>>8074232
this thread again :3

>people refrigerate eggs at all

you guys know how long a chicken sits on them for normally right?
if they went bad in a week the fertilised eggs would die

[Anonymous No.8083828]

>>8083804
chickens dont sit on unwashed eggs you dumb eurocuck

[Anonymous No.8083831]

>>8074577

As someone who made the mistake of becoming a professionally trained cook. Food brings the worst out of everyone no matter how petty it might be, no matter where you are, in a kitchen to a thread talking about the merits of witch sugary drink is best.

[Anonymous No.8083836]

>>8083831

which*

too much to drink.

[Anonymous No.8083845]

>>8074232
>get fresh eggs straight from chicken farm
>leave them out in room temperature for 5 weeks
>still good
What are you doing wrong, OP?

[Anonymous No.8083848]

>>8083828
hahahahahaha

you think the chicken's nest is clean, or that it cleans it's eggs

faggot I keep chickens
the only reason americucks fridge their eggs is to stop a cracked egg going bad and a lawsuit

nigger

[Anonymous No.8083863]

>>8083848

my chicken raising nigger. How many do you have? Hilarious little fuckers aren't they. Like watching real life Velociraptors.

Recently picked up four ducks and the racial tension is quite a thing to behold.

[Anonymous No.8083869]

>>8083848
>>8083863
>have a dog
>tie him outside sometimes
>he has a very short leash

>the ducks like to walk around
>they see the snarling dog who wants to feast on their flesh
>they see he can't go any further than the pole

>but without fail, one always walks beyond the pole and into his reach, then the others freak out because that one just had it's neck ripped open

Fucking retards. The chickens are, surprisingly, less retarded.

[Anonymous No.8083875]

>>8083863
man my ducks just leave my chickens alone

but one year a chicken sat on a duck egg, and the duck thought it was a chicken for a whole year

we feed our's mostly wild forrage from the compost heap, the niggers eat so many bugs their eggs are un-beatable and useless for frying

>>8083869
ducks confirmed for less intelligent animals
one freaked out today because it lost it's flock
>mfw the flock was 5 meters away and asleep behind a hedge

[Anonymous No.8083882]

>>8083848
Here's your (You) for what I assume is deliberate misunderstanding

The reason you can't leave american eggs out of the fridge is that they have been washed, removing the film that protects it from bacterial inoculation. A chicken sitting on her own egg while incubating a chick is sitting on an unwashed egg, which will not spoil in a week. It has nothing to do with if the nest is clean or not

How about you wash the next egg one of your chickens poops out and put it back and see if that shit don't spoil

dumbass

[Anonymous No.8083887]

>>8074365
FUN FACT: The only difference between store-bought organic eggs and regular eggs is the label.

If you want true organic, buy 'em from the farmer.

[Anonymous No.8083902]

>>8083882
interesting, maybe I will do just that

so washing the egg causes it to spoil faster?
why do muricans do it then?

[Anonymous No.8083932]

>>8083902
Not sure if you can just soap and water it, I think they use a chemical bath

It's because the government doesn't trust us to be sanitary in the kitchen and doesn't trust farmers to produce eggs that aren't covered in shit. I can't blame them, I've seen an industrial chicken farm and Cooking with Jack

[Anonymous No.8083939]

>>8083932
Is his phone inside the styrofoam tray the meat was in?

As if I couldn't hate this guy enough already.

[Anonymous No.8083956]

>>8074275
Why do Amerisharts fuck up their eggs on purpose?

[Anonymous No.8083960]

>>8083939
that whole episode was a nightmare of rage

>jack starts a grease fire
>calls grill grates to complain
>they ask him if he read the directions
"Uhh no of course not I'm just an average Joe"

[Anonymous No.8083962]

>>8083956
read the god damn thread it is explained multiple times

[Anonymous No.8083969]

>Be American
>Leave egg out of safe refrigeration zone
>die

>Be American
>Don't cook yolk to hard
>die

>Be American
>try making carbonara
>add peas and mushrooms
>swap the eggs out for cream so you don't get salmonella and die

>Be American
>Make Mayonnaise to keep up blood sugar
>die from salmonella

[Anonymous No.8084496]

>>8083676
Didn't stop them from giving me a degree

[Anonymous No.8084501]

>>8083763
I've only replied a handful of times near the start the rest is just /ck/ literally being autistic.

[Anonymous No.8084503]

>>8083887
I don't buy them nigger, my mother is one of those idiots who pay extra money for organic and non gmo buzzwords on the label.

[Anonymous No.8084571]

>>8074243
good post thank you very much

[Anonymous No.8084577]

>>8076753
Third world immune systems would likely be better

[Anonymous No.8084599]

>>8074577
Back to Ledit, back to NormieBook, i'd tell u to go back to Tumbler but even they would call u a massive fucking pussy

[Anonymous No.8084647]

>>8074266
you never know anon

[Anonymous No.8084707]

>>8074275
eggs in europe aren't refrigerated in stores to prevent condensation. moisture can seep through the protective layer and it can contaminate the egg with pathogens that could be on the outside of the egg. the eggs still last longer if you put them in the fridge (avoid putting them in the fridge door, that's where the temp changes are the biggest when you open your fridge).