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[Anonymous No.8074717]

gettin dickered lads, gonna cook a thing, feel free to pull up a milkcrate and sit a spell m8

this thread is for anyone to post a cook-along,
bake-along, drink-along or OC food/drink pics, post your meals or what ever if you dont want to make or use another thread

last thread >>8007729

[OP No.8074727]

so i have a pork shoulder here and some hatch chilis and other pictured ingredients, going to do some choppings and such

[OP No.8074740]

>kitty update

[Anonymous No.8074747]

>>8074740
They look naughty.

[Anonymous No.8074749]

>>8074717
Please tell me the tobacco vodka is a joke. Cat looks chill af tho

[OP No.8074750]

dat prep

>>8074747
m8 they are dastardly

[Anonymous No.8074751]

>>8074717

You drinking at 730 AM? Or 5AM Houston time?

Get a new job man.

[Anonymous No.8074757]

>>8074751
You shitposting this early?

[OP No.8074759]

>>8074751
but i like my job:(

PAN NICE AND HAWT

[Anonymous No.8074761]

>>8074759
I love your threads, but that is one sorry sear my friend.

[Anonymous No.8074764]

>>8074757

Nah genuinely concerned. I used to do this stuff but i was three sheets to the wind and my life was a shitshow. I took a huge freedom cut but its worth it to not have to drink at such times.

[Anonymous No.8074766]

>>8074761
That's electric ranges for you. When I had an electric range, I bought a propane burner and cooked outside. I flat out refuse to cook on one of those things.

[OP No.8074770]

>>8074749
its kind of a joke i guess but its like $3 a bottle and this is budget week

>>8074761
lol yeah i wasnt done yet but im not too concerned with the sear desu

>>8074766
yeah lol i got 2 camp stoves i use depending on whats cookin

into slow cooker

[OP No.8074790]

also i got too busy to post at the end of the last thread so heres the chicken snadwich i made,it was pretty dank

[Anonymous No.8074807]

>>8074750
For a second there it looked like the knife was the other half of the tong. I thought, "Who manufactured that, and why do they think inviting lawsuits is a good business model?"

[OP No.8074816]

so through the magic of time i have done all that previous shit earlier to not make a huge wait, becoase i know everybody is on the edge of their seats

this is a progress shot still looks bland

[OP No.8074828]

so imo the pork will be good its hard to goof pork in a slow cooker

these are what im looking forward to, gonna try fried green tomatoes for a first, ive had em in the past at a place in houston called potatoe patch and the movie is good too

[OP No.8074831]

>>8074807
i would buy that

these green tomatos arent as big as the ones ive tried so that may effect the recipe but i dont know where to find large green tomatoes

[Anonymous No.8074832]

please post your pulled pork recipe OP, i know your texan so you must be really good at this.

[OP No.8074854]

taters

[Anonymous No.8075085]

>>8074832
Is this a joke post? I moved to Texas and thought people here would be excited about some good pulled pork. Nobody cared when I made it, they don't really eat that here. It's all brisket down here, they love it.

[OP No.8075109]

salted and draining excess water

>>8074832
yeah man >>8075085 this guy is kinda right, its not our thing, tho i do fucking love the hell out of it but i just look up a bunch of recipes online for pretty much everything and mold them into a mess and make it

[OP No.8075150]

lil of this

[OP No.8075155]

lil of dat

[Anonymous No.8075157]

>>8075155
whooaaa

[OP No.8075166]

>>8075157
m8 fair warning this is not health class

here da roast i cannot lie i have already picked off like a portion its dank

[OP No.8075170]

took most of the onions and peepers and the broth and am making a basic ass gravy

[Anonymous No.8075186]

>>8074717
i just finally have to get it out the way because you are posting so frequently
the majority of the time i browse /ck/ im on my mobile phone outside of wlan. why do your fucking pictures alway have to be minimum 2,5mb? shit, i would love to lurk one of your threads sometime and see what you actually do but those are fucking huge ass data sizes and the pictures are still shit quality

[Anonymous No.8075200]

>>8075186
Dunno about you buy I for one prefer having high-resolution pics of smug kot

That being said, I think 1-1.5MB would also suffice

[OP No.8075208]

all stations go

>>8075186
m80 there is not an easy way for me to address this issue, i love to make everyone happy, especially myself, i for one prefer every pic to be as high res as possible, some may agree, some obviously disagree, i have tried to cater to the low res guys before and next they are like oh yeah nice would you mind cupping my balls now and im like NOPE

i will try to work on my photo quality and resolution but i can make no promises, i look at it first on a 200 inch hi res screen and it must satisfy my needs b4 i post it

[OP No.8075238]

[Anonymous No.8075279]

>>8075208
Just change the camera settings to reduce image quality to like 50%, it's easy! Love ur threads but the 3MB 7000x4000 images kill it for me.

[Anonymous No.8075307]

>>8075238
>Return
DANK
A
N
K

[Anonymous No.8075316]

>>8074717
Cat looking grouchy as hell m8

[Anonymous No.8075379]

>>8074717
Post more kitter please

[Anonymous No.8075527]

>>8074759
I have that same pan. Sucks dicks.

[OP No.8075913]

sorry fellas got caught up in some after dinner wrenchin'

pork was good, gravy was dank, sprouts are never bad, mash was over salted, fried 'matos were good but i goit some tinkering to do, the lard does not seem to drain off as easy as oil so it was greasier than what im shootin fer

gonna take a nap b4 work

[OP No.8075941]

Do not be fooled this cat will mess up your video games she is a asshole

[Anonymous No.8075948]

>>8075913
happy to see you, patti, and the kittens are all doing well!

those mashed taters look v tasty, excellent mealmaking my man

[Anonymous No.8076030]

>>8075913
Love brussels sprouts. I bet that meat is really nice too. Thanks for the lower res pics btw

[Anonymous No.8076042]

>>8074717
Patti looks unusually focused

[Anonymous No.8076215]

>>8075941
Comfy kot cares not for your electronic entertainment

[Anonymous No.8076236]

OP is a fucking machine. Every night he's cooking.

[Anonymous No.8076357]

>>8075913
Love your threads man
Keep posting, it's nice to see actual cooking on the cooking board

[Anonymous No.8076415]

>>8075186
mobile users out REEEEE

[Anonymous No.8076669]

Please OP
I saw that vodka at Specs the other day and am really considering going back for it.
Let me know how it is. I am all for really cheap alcohol if it's bearable.

[Anonymous No.8076681]

>>8075155
where the hell do you find lard

[Anonymous No.8076695]

>>8076681
Your mom's house. High five.
But seriously apparently walmart sells it. Local food markets if available in your area would be another good place to check if you lack a good and diverse grocer.

[Anonymous No.8076838]

>>8076681
find a hispanic market

[Anonymous No.8076878]

>>8076681
If you milk a cow hard enough it will eventually come out

[Anonymous No.8076882]

>>8076681
If you milk a pig hard enough once all of the milk is used up the lard will come out

[Anonymous No.8076884]

>>8075941
>>8074740
>>8074717

More kitties.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.8076907]

anyone have a good brownie recipe?

I tried the alton brown one before and it was complete shit

might try this one out and add some extra cocoa powder if I don't find anything else http://allrecipes.com/recipe/10549/best-brownies/

[Anonymous No.8076909]

>>8076681
walmart has it
albertsons has it

usually near the veg oil

[occasional houstonposter No.8077887]

>>8076884

[Anonymous No.8077920]

>>8075208
I love your threads so much dude

[OP No.8077926]

>>8075948
thk u sir

>>8076030
:^)

>>8076042
she is not as excited about budget week

>>8076215
sho nuff

>>8076236
lol

>>8076357
thx

>>8076669
m8..this is the second bottle i bought, id say if u can, get it, do not expect to like it but its $3

>>8076681
i got it at walmart or they got good stuff at mexican marts

>>8077920
thx m8

here is a sandwich i made it was an extremely glamorous meal.

[Anonymous No.8077945]

did you find that tobacco vodka at Spec's for 3 bucks a bottle? I picked one up plus a menthol one the other day. The tobacco one is foul, the menthol one is actually drinkable. I dunno what marketing genius came up with that idea

[Anonymous No.8078499]

>>8075186
fuck you nobody cares

[Anonymous No.8078888]

>>8075941
She is growing stronger...

[Anonymous No.8080011]

nice

[Anonymous No.8080022]

>>8075186
Agreed. I'm not even on mobile phone, my internet is just awful. I'd love to browse these threads because I see them popping up so often, but every time I try the picture loading crawls.

[Anonymous No.8080062]

>>8075279
How about stop browsing 4chan on your phone?

[OP No.8080527]

so got one of these tiny chickens and then had an idea and i want to just try it ok, so i did this earlier

[OP No.8080537]

broke this midget hen down like a normal chicken, left the leg quarters together, wasnt as difficult as i thought itd be

[OP No.8080547]

so my plan is to make a fried chicken dinner out of a whole tiny chicken, I also thought it would be funny to have a side that looked small but my hunger will not allow such shenanigans

[Anonymous No.8080560]

>>8080547
>>8080537
>>8080527
morning op. what sides do you have in mind?

[OP No.8080566]

>>8080560
not sure probably just taters or something im lazy

so let this marinade all day in some buttermilk, egg, pepper juice and hot sauce

[OP No.8080569]

also caught the trillest pokeman of all

>texas mufugga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRgfHEWf9S0

[OP No.8081012]

had something come up so ill let the chicken marinade a bit longer

heres a indian bun kabob from lunch yesterday

[Anonymous No.8081036]

>>8074717
Hey OP, these threads are alllllright.

[Anonymous No.8081050]

>>8080566
this is some high quality content OP. i am monitoring this thread

[Anonymous No.8081057]

You're a legend op. Love your threads. Wouldn't mind a new kot pic though

[OP No.8081086]

:3

[Anonymous No.8081098]

>>8081086
Very cutie. Thanks

[Anonymous No.8081114]

>>8076357
Second

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.8081972]

>>8076907
tlhey came out ok but nothing special

[Anonymous No.8082045]

Im super drunk and want steak but im scared of my bbq. What do? I kinda wanna try deep frying my steak

[Anonymous No.8082092]

>>8074717
Your cat is looking at you as if to say, "Well William, this is a tremendous mess you have made again."

[Anonymous No.8082609]

>>8074717
Why is your cat such a smug prick

[Anonymous No.8083349]

>>8081012
That looks fucking awesome!

[Anonymous No.8084010]

CUTEY

[OP No.8085129]

here is some kind of fancy fries we got from a brazillian food truck at 11 below brewery yesterday, had some mexican food later too but it was not worth the effort of photography

[Anonymous No.8085149]

>>8085129

jags that put avocado on everything are giant assholes. Honestly, it's like pissing on food for fun.

[OP No.8085168]

>>8085149
they asked us if we wanted avacado actually, we all did, the pepper on there was insanely hot for a jalapeno

[Anonymous No.8086707]

I like this thread

[Anonymous No.8086710]

>>8085129
Where I'm at those are called "Irish Nachos".

[Anonymous No.8086732]

I made this yesterday evening

[Anonymous No.8086734]

>>8086732
Fist time I was memeing them

[Anonymous No.8086736]

>>8086734
Turned out pretty good. Not salty at all though. Easier than going to the shop.

[Anonymous No.8087151]

>>8080569
Niggers
i
g
g
e
r
s

[OP No.8087355]

>>8087151
If you are subscribed to me unsubscribe immediately and hide my thread.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.8087546]

got lunch at costco

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.8087547]

>>8086732
>>8086734
>>8086736
scalloped potatoes?

[Anonymous No.8087744]

>>8087547
potatoe chips

[Anonymous No.8088339]

>>8085129

That looks like some superior form of poutine, Tex-Mex style.

OP, you posted some beans and rice using smoked pork hocks in a previous thread. Do you have a link for the basic recipe you used? I neglected to copy and paste/document your doings. It's something I want to try and do. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

[Anonymous No.8088477]

>>8081012
>Vimto

muh nigguh

[Anonymous No.8088484]

>>8087546

What the hell is that cheese covered turd thing supposed to be?

Kinda curious.

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.8088520]

>>8088484
the chicken bake everyone is raving about

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.8088532]

>>8088520
sheeeit my lunch added up to 2500 calories not including a brownie and cinnamon roll

[OP No.8089696]

well i was gonna post the follow up to that chicken on sunday but i worked a double today im pooped, might wake up and do it and cook a little something maybe not heres tacos from lunch

>>8088339
http://www.food.com/recipe/crescent-city-red-beans-rice-crock-pot-373619

i used this recipe as a base and i tweak it a bit, left out liqid smoke, used andoullie sausage, switched hot sauce to a good one, very important to switch bell pepper out for a real pepper like poblano or something with flavor, very important to use a cornstarch/water mix to thicken it up just right at the end

its a good recipe imo cuz you can mess with it and its hard for it to not be good

[Anonymous No.8089895]

>>8089696

Thank You! I like to make ham and green beans with meaty ham hocks/smoked shanks (pic related) but I was intrigued by the use of those dried-out smoked hocks. I have a smoked andouille sausage in mind. And Yes, green bell peppers suck ass. I always use a poblano as a substitute and maybe a jalapeno. The cornstarch thickening thing is something new to me but I'll give it a shot.

I make boxed Zatarains beans and rice. It's good but I've been wanting to make it from scratch and have some playtime in the kitchen.

[OP No.8090466]

so im going to drop some pics continuing from here >>8080566

so i broke down the tiny chicken and had it marinading like a day, so my friend comes out and i decede to cook us up some shit so i threw in some more drumsticks i had and let them marinade a few more hours

[OP No.8090468]

so when this friend comes over we sometimes get thoroughly dickered so i decided to make some salsa as a snake while shit marinades

[OP No.8090470]

stuck the tomatoes and peepers under the broiler i like my salsa burnt

[OP No.8090472]

raw materials

[OP No.8090475]

[OP No.8090478]

was damn fine salsa desu still have some for stuff

[OP No.8090481]

so now on to the nitty gritty ya heard

[OP No.8090485]

double breaded and let them sit on a rack for about 1 blunt

[OP No.8090488]

habbening

[OP No.8090500]

here is the first batch i ended up dropping them in another minute we tried one it was a bit too /beautiful/ for me

[OP No.8090505]

the mash was some of the best ive made, the corn was fresh from the cob but i just nuked it with butter cuz we wus drunk and sheit, the chicken was really good we put honey on it because thuglife

the beer was gross

[Anonymous No.8091138]

>>8086736
these look dank

[Anonymous No.8091385]

>>8090481
want some beer with that foam?

[OP No.8092623]

>>8091385
m8 it was a can full of foam i promise

was gonna cook but no imma eat a frozen burrito

[Anonymous No.8094185]

>>8090485
>one blunt
what do you like to roll with OP?

[Anonymous No.8094259]

>>8075186
This is a really slow board, just browse when you get home for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.8094280]

Din din from when I had some friends over on Sunday

[Anonymous No.8095233]

>>8087546
fancy

[OP No.8096212]

so found these "chilaca peppers" at fiesta, never heard of em or seen em, not sure what the heat level is, they look like poblano's shady cousin that sells dope

all i know is im gettin mid-day-dickered and puttin em on a burger

[OP No.8096220]

>>8094185
i only smoke em with friends these days but usually plain swisher

>>8094280
looks p good

[OP No.8096359]

'tato

[OP No.8096379]

seeing how far i can stretch a potato here

[OP No.8096434]

onion goggles

[OP No.8096465]

so im just gonna low and slow deez hoes for a hot minute

[OP No.8096938]

i am working on my photography

[OP No.8096939]

garlic mayo sauce stuff

[OP No.8096947]

[OP No.8096950]

[OP No.8096954]

[OP No.8096975]

cant use the grill my porch is a kitty playpen right now

[OP No.8096978]

was good

[OP No.8097001]

bonus

[Anonymous No.8097578]

>>8096978
those fries look perfect dude

[Anonymous No.8097602]

>>8096220
>>8096978
That all looks damn good OP. Your cat looks comfy as fuck also, I'm pretty jealous if it desu

[Anonymous No.8097605]

>>8087546
Is it worth it? I really want to eat at Costco but I'm afraid of being kicked out for not being a member. I've already been permabanned from IKEA

[Anonymous No.8097607]

>>8097001
Those are some cute kitter katters

[Anonymous No.8097622]

>>8097001
babies kitties

[Anonymous No.8097648]

>>8097605
>permabanned from IKEA

What the fuck did you do? Start shoving meatballs up your ass while jerking off with lingonberry sauce?

[Anonymous No.8097668]

>>8097648
I was going through a phase. Id go there after work and pound a half bottle of liquor in the parking lot. Then go in, eat, wander around the store for a couple hours. Very comfy. Last time I drank too much and passed out in a bed. Got angrily woken up and escorted out, apparently they had been noticing me from coming in so much and knew what I was up to. There were police and everything.

[Anonymous No.8098146]

>>8097668
lol

[Anonymous No.8098307]

>>8090485
That thumbnail looks like three mannequins embracing each other.

[Anonymous No.8098322]

>>8097668
Dude, I get the part about pounding a half bottle of neat liquor at/after work(and then driving home). I have also been escorted out of a few places. What was the attraction to IKEA?

[Anonymous No.8098349]

>>8074790
wew

[OP No.8099942]

>>8097578
>>8097602
thx

>>8097607
>>8097622
ya i wish i had room to keep one:(

>>8097668
lol

>>8098307
lol ill have what youre smoking pls

>>8098349
yeah it was a bit out there, i made it pretty quick while drunk tho

i plan to cook tonight well see

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.8100018]

>>8097605
>Is it worth it?
if you like decent food for cheap

it depends on where you live but for mine you just walk in the exit near where it says customer returns and the food court is just beyond that


had chinese buffet today for $8.40 which is about how much all that costco food costs

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.8100025]

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.8100037]

saved enough room for donuts in the parking lot

[Anonymous No.8100044]

>>8100037
Chinese buffet and donuts? Yikes.

[Anonymous No.8100853]

>>8100037
>>8100018
>>8100025
I can smell your farts from here

[Anonymous No.8101225]

>>8098322
I just like furniture stores. Especially the kind where they set up mock kitchens and bedrooms. Plus I really liked the food court. IKEA is the comfiest place to be drunk in public. Just don't pass out on their furniture.

[Anonymous No.8101439]

>>8101225
me and a friend used to eat shrooms and wander walmart

[Anonymous No.8102363]

>>8101439
Sounds depressing as fuck. Taking shrooms out in nature is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.8102365]

made this for dinner, dont have a cat unfortunately

[Anonymous No.8103526]

>>8102365
meetbol?

[Anonymous No.8105145]

>>8103526
kofte

smashed lamb meetbol

with fresh mint

its lit desu

[OP No.8106794]

m8s, I had a good cook along planned my buddy came by we were gonna do something nice......


so made a nice spag and meatball dinner, sauce from scratch yada yada, my buddy is a little skeleton and got too dickered, like brought the cooking to a halt, its all cold at this point i took pics but its all leftovers at this point

disappointments yall

[OP No.8108155]

so imma drop som pics from last night up until the evening was ruined

plan was to try making marinara my first time and meatballs

[OP No.8108159]

they wanted me to peel these, pretty sure they were trolling so i skipped that shit lol

[OP No.8108165]

puree tomato

[OP No.8108183]

garlic

[OP No.8108187]

parsley

[OP No.8108191]

so all that some onion and spices and stuff in here after sauteeing the garlc in some olive oil

[OP No.8108194]

starting on meetbol

[OP No.8108197]

well handled balls

[Anonymous No.8108201]

>>8108159
oven bake them on super high for like 2 min then dump em into cold water, then the skin slipps right off very easy.

[OP No.8108235]

after a while shit looks cash

[OP No.8108239]

searin dem balls son

[OP No.8108248]

and got this far and my friend was falling down drunk and puked all over my toilet and we didnt even eat it, I ate a few meetballs and put it all in the fridge

ill take a pic of me eating leftovers later how fabulous

[OP No.8108360]

>>8108201
i will keep that in mind for the future

[Anonymous No.8108612]

>>8108248
If your friend doesn't drink very often and was trying to keep pace with you, I can kind of understand what happened.

[Anonymous No.8108870]

>>8108201
>>8108360

I usually blanch them in boiling water for 1 minute after removing the stems, then dump into ice water. Either way works I suppose.

I had myself some sketti with homemade sauce for lunch today. Pic related, kot approves of the tomato sauce as well.

[Anonymous No.8110156]

>>8074717
Are you from the Springfield mo area?

[Anonymous No.8110167]

>>8108248
Sauce is still nice lookin anyhow

[OP No.8110310]

>>8110156
houston tx

>>8108870
i will try it next time, tho i do not notice a reason to peel them for this recipe i cant detect and skins in the sauce
>>8110167
thx its actually pretty good, meatballs too, would do the sauce again another night alone

>>8108612
naw bro it may seem crazy but im a slow drinker i keep a slow pace but my buddy is damn near 100lbs lighter than me and drinks shit beer like twice as fast as im comfortable with, i had some whiskey tho and he kept asking for shots and due to size i can hold liquor and not go overboard, he is Auschwitz mode tho and it sent him to the deep end pretty quick, shit happens

like tonight i just heated some leftovers and had a beer and imma pass out i am not a raging alcohol i think

[Anonymous No.8110319]

>Ketchup sandwich

I still like ketchup but the thought of putting it on white bread and just going to town on it like I used to as a kid doesn't sound too appealing.

[Anonymous No.8110716]

>>8075913
Holy shit that looks delicious. I wouldn't have thought so with how the meat looked before being plated.

[Anonymous No.8110895]

>>8086710
I don't know where you are, but I'm Irish and we don't have nachos often enough to have our own kind, and when they do they're nothing like that.

[Anonymous No.8111867]

>>8110319
i do not understand this post

[Anonymous No.8112848]

>>8102365
Interesting

[Anonymous No.8112855]

>>8110895
I've seen "Irish nachos" on the menu a few places. Nobody actually thinks it's Irish. It's just a fuckton of different toppings on top of French fries. It's called Irish because potato. It's called nachos because there is a bunch of shit on top the potatoes

[Anonymous No.8112864]

Man, we need an archive for these threads...

[Anonymous No.8112888]

>>8074717
Does Patty know when it is time to start a new thread and get into position there?

[OP No.8113305]

making a big pot of beans cuz im poor right now and i had most the stuff already, been soakin deez beenz for like 20 hours

[Anonymous No.8113311]

>>8113305
Why is that cat so smug?

[Anonymous No.8113315]

>>8113311
the cat is drinking along with its master

[OP No.8113335]

>>8110319
when i was like 6 my friend made me a bologna and ketchup sandwich, we were fucking 6 it was a horrible sandwich and ive been scarred since, cant eat ketchup on any sandwich or burger

>>8110716
thx, it is hard to make something in a crock pot that doesnt taste good, one of my favorite kitchen things

>>8112888
lol if she sees me putting groceries there she gets all frisky but she waits for me to put her there

>>8113311
she is just jolly lol

>>8113315
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kxDuWzBrKQ

[Anonymous No.8113344]

>>8113311
she know trump will win.

[OP No.8113446]

time to chop onions and peppers and rehydrate peppers omg yay!

[OP No.8113448]

if you dont like garlic i feel bad for you son
im making garlic red beans and you caint have none

[OP No.8113450]

gonna mince these things into a paste, the skin is tough so i dont want the texture i just want them to take me to flavortown

[OP No.8113453]

now this is the experimental factor in this pot of beans, i like meaty beans so ill be adding the usual smoked ham hock along with this salted pork

im gonna cut it into chunks cuz i really dont know what to do with it, i just know my moms told me thats that shit i want ya heard and i was like oh word son

[OP No.8113457]

put the beans in the pot with the hock and pork, gonna throw all this in and a Knorr Stock Pot™

[OP No.8113458]

do a quick saute and throw this in and cover it all with almost boiling water

[OP No.8113462]

so just stir it up and go watch a show or play tetris or take a nap, i will probably do all these things and ill be back later

[Anonymous No.8113484]

>>8113462
I normally throw some andouille sausage in during the sauté stage.

Maybe some beef buillon too but plz no bully

[Anonymous No.8113502]

>>8087546
The Caesar salad at Costco is like godly

[Anonymous No.8114304]

>>8112855
But it's not even nachos or potatoes wtf. That's the most American thing ever, brand something as Irish so people buy it, since 80% of you seem to be convinced you're "Irish"

[Anonymous No.8114408]

>>8074717
these threads are great, but loading the images from what i assume is overseas, takes forever. 2.5mb on 4chan are 50mb on local servers, related by the time it takes to download. no shit, it takes like 5-10 seconds to load each of these images.
filesize_reduce please

[Anonymous No.8114416]

>>8113457
NO

JUST USED A SMOKED HOG JOWL, HAM HOCK, OR BACON JOINT

IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN WANT YOUR BEANS TO TASTE GOOD

[Anonymous No.8114418]

>>8088532
jesus shit how much do you weigh?

[Anonymous No.8114426]

>>8110319
just add a slice of cheese and salami/chicken filet sausage :^) great midnight snack

[OP No.8115016]

its not done but close

[OP No.8115096]

take out hocks and bayleaves, imma try to pull any meat off the hocks and put it back in but there aint much

[OP No.8115104]

this

[Anonymous No.8115105]

>>8115016
God damn dude I want some. Making rice with that?

[OP No.8115127]

overcrowding the pan cuz this is not important to me

>>8115105
yessir like a half a cup because i do not really care for rice

[OP No.8115143]

while that sizzles i am mashing some of the beans to thicken it up a bit, i am also adding a bit of cornstarch because i likes em thick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLstodKiqGs&index=22&list=PLSMSveSR9dBHY3yS4-BEgXPZsCravZFbe

[OP No.8115148]

[OP No.8115185]

add butter then thicken it to taste and salt to taste

[OP No.8115202]

got dem beans right where i want em

[Anonymous No.8115212]

>>8075186
>>8114408
This. Optimize your pictures, it's not hard. Also they don't need to be fucking 7000 pixels wide. I kept this one the same size for comparison, but you should resize it down to like 1000 to 3000, that's more than plenty and will reduce the file size significantly.

[Anonymous No.8115216]

>>8115202
I;m thinking about thos Beans

[Anonymous No.8115220]

>>8115212
Fuck off, jesus you guys are worse than mosquitos.

[Anonymous No.8115229]

>>8114408
>>8115212
Blow it out your asses, krauts / limeys / frogs

[Anonymous No.8115235]

>>8115212
>eternal photo complaint

[OP No.8115240]

[Anonymous No.8115242]

>>8115220
>>8115229

2.5mb >>8074727 to 981kb >>8115212

[OP No.8115257]

rice

[OP No.8115262]

wa la! ok fellas i gotta get ready for work the beans are dank my rice skills are lacking, toodles

[Anonymous No.8115274]

>>8115262
>not cornbread

[OP No.8115288]

>>8115274
i know i didnt have time and i had leftover bread, i may make some tonight to go with my leftovers but yes i should be flogged

[Anonymous No.8115434]

>>8115240
>>8115257
>>8115262
>3MB now
top kek

also I'm not a huge rice and beans fan but that looks bretty good

[Anonymous No.8115542]

>>8115262
get a rice cooker. best $20 everr spent man. Make fried rice with the leftovers. beans and rice, lentils and rice. Its so cheap and im not even a poorfag who's like muh beans and rice.

[Anonymous No.8115603]

>>8090500
That looks super

[Anonymous No.8116486]

>>8115212

No one fucking cares, if you're browsing 4chan in public there is not a single person who does not want you to kys.

[Anonymous No.8116511]

>>8074717
OP does she jump up there on her own or do you place her there like a prop?

[Anonymous No.8116737]

>>8116511
>>>8115212
>>8113335
>>8112888

[Anonymous No.8116744]

>>8115262
I'm making some beans and rice in the next day or two. I'll do my best to make a photo journey and then we can compare notes and high five and shit

[Anonymous No.8116879]

>>8115262
Looks great as always Houston-bro