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food gore thread

>> No.8133286

>>8133285
is that eggs?

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>> No.8133301

eggs and baked beans fried together

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>>8133322

>> No.8133325

>>8133322

Is that shit?

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>>8133324

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>>8133346

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>>8133349

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Girl I used to work with

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>>8133375
From same girl

>> No.8133388

>>8133285

..is that obatzter?

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>> No.8133770

>>8133355
P sure those are kidneys anon, not fetuses.

>> No.8134098

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJIsi2yoC7Q
Is this supposed to be ironic? I can't stop watching these, what the fuck is she even doing?

>> No.8134102

>>8133375
>Girl I used to work with
You killed her and ate her?

>> No.8134121

>>8134098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOSAgsfeppU
This one's fucking worse, she literally just bought a cake and cookies from a store and put them together? What the actual fuck?

>> No.8134144

>>8133341

tell this memester to knock it off before he accidentally beckons forth an old god

>> No.8134182

>>8134102
I cooked her first

>> No.8134408

>>8134121
Is this rape?
Can I go to court for this?
I think I understand MGTOW now.

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>>8134098
>>8134121
wtf?

and did they put the top cake on with cardboard underneath it?!!

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I actually ate this

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>> No.8135004

>>8134997
that looks like you could build a house out of it.

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Some might call this food gore. I call it hitting the sauce jackpot. Sonic boneless buffalo "wings"

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A BBQ place IN TEXAS had the nerve to serve me this pathetic excuse for brisket, even after I asked for extra moist. Fuck Smokey Mo's BBQ.

>> No.8135024

>>8135005
This pic always makes me feel gross inside.

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Taco bell waffle taco

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McRib

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McGangbang in poor lighting

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>> No.8135059

>>8135015
>>8135022
>>8135031
>>8135040

All of these look delicious

>>8135011
Stampede steaks are okay, just tiny. The ones I had didn't look that gristly.

>> No.8135061

>>8134098
wow it really looks like a potato and butter

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>>8135059
Yeah, maybe cu/ck/s are pretty picky, but this is what I consider food gore

>> No.8135099

>>8135001
that looks good
don't know what's supposed to be gory about this

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>>8133342

>> No.8135106

>>8135090
>pic

I can smell how fat that person is from here

>> No.8135125

>>8133324
>tips top hat

>> No.8135131

>>8133346
What am I looking at?

>> No.8135134

>>8134098
>>8134121
Isnt this her schtick? She "cooks" food from premade stuff.

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>>8135178
>>8135185
>>8135192
>>8135194
What ARE these?

>> No.8135205

>>8133346
God that whispy texture is so amazing

>> No.8135208

>>8133459
#wifeymaterial

>> No.8135214

>>8135203
no idea but the last one reads "farmers' territory"... which isn't very helpful

>> No.8135217

>>8135026
Did you put the semen sauce on it

>> No.8135220

>>8135172
Hey I saw this on that Food Wars anime. I guess japanese people love this shit.

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I guess this counts

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more wifey material

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>> No.8135308

>>8135282
is that ja/ck/?

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>>8135308
the one and only

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>> No.8135342 [DELETED] 

>>8135234
holy shit, this literally made me throw up. I fucking hate niggers so much. They can't even cook for shit.

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>> No.8135347

>>8135330

i would unironically eat this honestly

>> No.8135349

>>8135034
Honestly that's one of the better McRibs I've seen

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>>8135330

Is this what some white people think real Mexican food is like?

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>>8135336

>> No.8135527

>>8135357

No. Almost all white people are aware that nacho/taco casserole, layer dip, and 95% of the Taco Bell menu are not in any sense traditional Mexican food. In fact, most fans of Tex-Mex/"Border" think of it as a different style of cooking entirely.

>> No.8135533

>>8133322

>filename

every fucking time

>> No.8135557

>>8135357

Oh come off it asshole.

You latrineos and your obsession with muh food.

Any can post the various gifs of "real mexican" food where they pour liquids onto chips and shit.

>> No.8135653

>>8135342
lolol you white fokes just aint use no seasnins so you ain used ta real food XD

>> No.8135662

>>8135357
He actually had his latina friend make it for the show. I assume she just doesn't know anything about her culture.

>> No.8135689

>>8135217
Is your semen yellow?

>> No.8135694

>>8133459
Bananas wrapped in ham with nacho cheese sauce??

>> No.8135716

>>8135278
>medium raw
>squeezing a burger that much
>that dull ass knife

I'm not triggered but I'm close.

>> No.8135731

>>8135662
>I assume she just doesn't know anything about her culture.

She know about lying cheating and stealing.

She knows about accepting bribes etc..

>> No.8135751

>>8135330
I would get ripped and devour that, but the milk seemed pointless.

>> No.8135828

>>8134997
yeah sure i probably would too, it's canned corned beef, it's made to last long and be edible, not to look nice.

>> No.8135833

>>8135015
>>8135026
>>8135031
It can hardly count as food gore if it's fast food, you get what you pay for.

>> No.8135902

>>8135168
>>8135172
Professional lighting and photography can do wonders.

>> No.8135906

>>8133285

Your mother's cooking.

>> No.8135909 [DELETED] 

>>8135653
Fuck off you shit skin nigger coon fuck.

>> No.8135913

>>8135090

My neighbor and her daughter does this... I don't know why

>> No.8135914

>>8135909
Did you not get the sarcasm?

>> No.8135915

>>8135168
whats so bad about this?

just pour some vinegar on it and its perfectly good to eat

>> No.8135918

>>8135005
Is that frosting or banana pudding?

>> No.8135923

>>8135168
well that doesn't look ter...

>shrimp

nevermind.

>> No.8135926

>>8135914
Sorry you were so convincing. I just fucking hate niggers.

>> No.8135928

>>8135918
Mayonnaise

>> No.8135935

>>8135245
Is there anything worse than the
>lmao im a girl such a natural cook
meme

>> No.8135936

>>8135330
Real talk, I used to take some doctored up Hormel chili heated up, dump it on some Doritos with salsa con queso and mash the shit up.

No oven or anything, shit was grand.

>> No.8135945

>>8135282
How do you fuck up meatloaf
>Jack
Oh right.

>> No.8135955

>>8135297
The way he punches his eggs like a stupid asshole will never not make me mad.

>> No.8135994 [DELETED] 

>>8135284
JUUUICY

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>>8135005
is that fucking processed lunchmeat with mayonnaise

>> No.8136021

>>8133346
I'm so glad to see this has secured a place in food gore threads.

That was a good thread.

>> No.8136036

>>8135194
>>8135192
>>8135185
>>8135178

Fucking slavs.

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I'm new. Who is Ja/ck/?

>> No.8136049

>>8135297
>smashing his meaty knuckles against the eggs like a fucking 80 IQ barbarian

I can't breathe help

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>>8136046
This man. Note how he pokes his tongue out before taking a big boy bite.

>> No.8136064

>>8136058
D-does he have a youtube?

>> No.8136070 [DELETED] 

>>8136064
He does. Look up Cooking With Jack Show

>> No.8136079

>>8135935
>>8135245
Ghetto trash that thinks one cheese fits all.

>> No.8136087

>>8136058
Who the fuck married this cretin?

Is he from a flyover state?

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>>8135342
>>8135909
>>8135926
Damn. I purposefully migrated to /ck/ to get away from underage faggots posting. Guess you can't get away

>> No.8136096 [DELETED] 

>>8136090
nigger. Leave before i call the police

>> No.8136099 [DELETED] 

>>8136096
There is literally nothing hotter than a mighty BBC splitting tight white pussy apart. I mean think about it: her ancestors enslaved and shipped his ancestors to a foreign land to pick cotton and do work for free. Her ancestors used his ancestors to do menial, degrading jobs. His ancestors wished death upon her ancestors every day. Every single day of their suffering and pain. This went on for generations. Fucking GENERATIONS man. And every time it was her ancestors beating his ancestors to nearly death and then forcing them to do stuff they never wanted: work. The true power of the BBC stayed hidden for centuries. And then - something amazing happened. Blacks finally got rights they deserve. Rights to do nothing all day while white people work for their black asses. Black people got their revenge. Not only that, they also fuck white girls every single day while pathetic white bois can only stretch their pathetic tic-tac dicks while looking. Thousands and thousands of black semen gets pumped into white wombs daily. Imagine the pain fo these white bois. Imagine the suffering of their ancestors. Remember the times when his ancestors wished death upon her ancestors? It's literally something worse. Her ancestors must be punching the walls of hell from their huge frustraition. Meanwhile, in heaven, his ancestors cheer and feast every day for their compensation of suffering they had on Earth. While they sing and dance they get to see millions of mulatto babies getting pushed through white vaginas. And they laugh even more. This is what gets me off when I watch interracial porn and I laugh while doing so. Because justice is finally getting served.
Lick it up white bois.

>> No.8136110

>>8135284
gr8 filename

>> No.8136116 [DELETED] 

>>8136099
DO you even read. Someone call the police so they can shoot this nigger

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>>8136087
He was from California, but moved to Tennessee because he did not want his son to take sex ed.

>> No.8136124 [DELETED] 

>>8136099
This guy lives in Mobile Alabama, 833 South University blvd. southern oaks apartments, Apartment number 15 36609. Have fun

>> No.8136127

>>8136087
Jack is from commiefornia lol

>> No.8136141

>>8136058

imagine old jack throating you like that

>> No.8136143

>>8136058
>big boy bite

Is this a reference to something? I keep seeing the phrase in relation to Ja/ck/ but it doesn't seem to come up with anything in google. Is it an American cultural thing?

>> No.8136147

>>8136116
Real edgy sport
>>8136124
Reported :O)

>> No.8136153

>>8136116
>>8136124

>taking this copypasta bait
>posting weak as fuck cringeworthy comebacks

is /ck/ the new /r9k/?

>> No.8136156 [DELETED] 

>>8136147
Lol just like a nigger. When shit gets real you turn into a rat

>> No.8136159 [DELETED] 

>>8136153
Wow same nigger>>8136147

>> No.8136165

>>8136143
We Americans like to teach our kids real early to eat like lardtards, so we tell them to take "big boy bites" or "big girl bites" or even "lion bites" or "tiger bites" out of their food to train them to stuff as much into their mouths at one time as they can. So by saying a grown man is taking "big boy bites" we're basically saying he's a giant baby.

>> No.8136168

>>8136156
>When shit gets real you turn into a rat

Not him but sound very cheesy. If I didn't know any better I'd say you were quoting a episode of the ninja turtles.

>> No.8136179 [DELETED] 

>>8136147
>>8136153
>>8136168
Samefag. Niggers act tough and like they never rat on each other. First thing they do in jail is rat like there is no tomorrow.

>> No.8136184

>>8136165
>We Americans like to teach our kids real early to eat like lardtards, so we tell them to take "big boy bites"

I don't want to believe this, but it makes sense.

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>> No.8136209

>>8136184
My mother was fond of the term "piggy chomps". I've lost 30 lbs since graduating but I still have a long way to go.

>> No.8136213

>>8135284
Fuck, it starts pooling.

>> No.8136215

>>8136209
Damn. I knew that the US had cultural problems with overconsumption, especially wrt food, but some of the details of it are horrifying.
Though I'm British and we're not much better to be honest.

>> No.8136217

>>8135716
You're now watching the Cooking with Jack Show.

None of his knives are sharp. None of his food is done. He throws stuff into frying oil before the oil is even hot. All of his meat is woefully underdone. He doesn't read instructions for anything because "who uses those anyway?"

>> No.8136220

>>8135291
This is upsetting.

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>>8136217
His knives are as sharp as they need to be

>> No.8136230

>>8136122
Everything about this makes me upset when I watch it.

WAAAY too much batter in the cup. Anyone with common sense does not fill something to the tip top when they're going to be dipping other stuff in there.

Using a skillet/saucier to deep fry something. You need a large, deep vessel if you're going to deep fry, and it's not going to come out right otherwise.

And the icing on the fucking cake, the oil is totally cold.

>> No.8136235

>>8136229
is he intentionally using the fattiest fucking bacon he could find?

>> No.8136236

>>8133285

Who let their cat throw up on their toast?

>> No.8136241

>>8133770

They're testicle's anon.

>> No.8136310

>>8135694

Nope, grated American cheese that's been melted into a roux, along with some milk. The point is to use unripe bananas so there's very little banana taste because so much 50's food is just so weird about trying to taste like something it isn't in bizarre and usually wasteful ways. Some of it's good, though.

>> No.8136318

>>8136310
It's fucking hollandaise sauce you uncultured nugget.

>> No.8136319

>>8135918

It's a regular mayonnaise and a mayo/mustard mix on a "cake" made of pimento loaf lunch-meat. There was a whole fad for making non-dessert foods look like dessert foods and vice-versa. This one is particularly horrifying and poorly thought-out.

>> No.8136329

>>8136318

It's actually not: http://www.americantable.org/2013/07/retro-recipe-ham-banana-rolls-1947/

Although frankly I think swapping Hollandaise in instead of cheese sauce and using ripe bananas instead of "starchy" ones would probably be a much better choice neither is in the original recipe.

>> No.8136343

>>8136329
I wasn't aware there were VARIATIONS of this horrible thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8hnLuiOi_Y

>> No.8136368

>>8136002
I would love to turn that oven to 500 and see what the fuck happens

>> No.8136379

>>8135024
>>8135918
>>8136011

I believe the original poster once clarified what it was: it's lunchmeat (mostly bologna) layered with cream cheese and mayonnaise. It's a german dish, so they call it the "Hurgen".

>> No.8136385

>>8135282

This can be instantly salvaged if he grilled and/or pan-seared the meatloaf. Give it some grill lines like a burger.

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>>8136184
>>8136215

>> No.8137007

>>8135322
Lol these filenames

>> No.8137013

>>8135955
This

>> No.8137019

>>8136064
Yes, used to get posted here and made fun of, but I think its banned now. The show is painful, its like a constant struggle of "is this a joke?" and "wtf is he doing?". I sort of miss everyone ripping on his show, pretty sure he's disabled comments on his page now, after the canning screw up or raw chicken episode

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>>8136165
>>8136184
you people are retarded.
Faggots, america was saying this shit to get their kids to eat their vegetables. because all those who threw bitch fits into adulthood still hate vegetables they co-opted the technique to teach their own generation of lardbeasts how to be a gigantic fat ass. Vegans are honestly terrible when it comes to children, but not nearly as much as fat fucks. At least the vegans who survive grow up with an appreciation for food, fatlards suck the cucking cock of ricaroni, hamburger helper, no onions no tomato, cheese meat and potatos life style.

You can thank our lazy parents for this shit. Formula conditions children to expect one kind of taste instead of the many you get from breast feeding. Everyones at fault and like most human beings no one accepts even culpability let alone responsability, so we play this giant blame game.

Fatasses at the end of the day it's your body, you need to lose weight and we can't make you do it. that means you're culpable to stop pounding half a case of soda a day unless you sell out your humanity for people to slap your shit when you don't obey.

>> No.8137164

>>8134997
That looks like normal corned beef, but with orange fat. What did you expect canned meat to look like?

>> No.8137170
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>> No.8137289

>>8135131
Looks like goats cheese that was left for far too long.

>> No.8137295

>>8135913
I add about 1 teaspoon of sugar to balance out the worcestershire sauce I put in my bolognese.

>> No.8137298

>>8137295

So you add sugar to balance out a sweet condiment?

>> No.8137300

>>8137295
I skip the sugar and use soy sauce instead. I find Worcestershire sauce too strong.

>> No.8137304

>>8137298
Worcestershire sauce is sour and salty.

It's fermented anchovies and onions....

>> No.8137306
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>>8135291
THIS IS NOT HOW YOU HOLD A KNIFE

THIS IS NOT A KNIFE FOR CHOPPING GARLIC

THIS IS WRONG

SHE IS NOT HOLDING ANYTHING PROPERLY

THIS IS THE WORST WAY TO CHOP GARLIC

WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT FFS

>RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.8137315

>>8135287
>Dat filename

Top fucking kek

>> No.8137316

>>8137306
You should see the rest of the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

You might have an aneurysm

>> No.8137319

>>8137304

Yeah, but it contains quite a bit of sugar as well. I've often found that adding enough to get the savory taste I want ends up adding too much sugar.

>> No.8137324

>>8137319
Have you tried cooking the minced beef first and adding in the worcestershire then before setting aside to add to the sauce later?

>> No.8137334

>>8133324
That's art desu

>> No.8137335

>>8137170
Why, though? I don't understand. Why gelatinize your food? Why? What good does the gelatin do for the dish? Why not just fucking eat the vegetables?

>> No.8137349

>>8137324

No, I haven't. But I don't see why that would matter. Sugar content isn't affected by cooking time or evaporation so I don't see why that would make a difference.

>> No.8137352

>>8137349
Get it to stick to the meat and add the meat last thing...

>> No.8137359

>>8137352

But that doesn't alter the amount of sugar present in the dish. It just moves it around.

>> No.8137373

>>8135278
Jackposting is cheating

>> No.8137455

>>8133377
I thought you always added chives after cooking a dish?

>> No.8137469

>>8135221
Looks like dog diarrhea

>>8135234
Looks way to creamy

>> No.8137926

>>8135099
It's a watery mess, the cheese has hardly melted

>> No.8137937

>>8137019
>Raw chicken episode

Which one?

>> No.8137952

Shit like this is why I was planing on spending the rest of my life alone.
Women really do ruin everything.

>> No.8137956

Why is everything getting baleted?
I understand the jackposts but there were several other images that seemed totally fine and on topic?

>> No.8137959

>>8136122
It's like he doesn't understand displacement.

>> No.8137973

>>8137956
Same poster

>> No.8138075

>>8137937
Lol there is likely more than one. this is one with a plastic bag + spices cooking thing from walmart or something

>> No.8138077
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8138077

Does this count as food gore?

"nachos"
>tortilla chips
>american cheese slices or velveeta
>Pace picante sauce
>pickled jalapeños
>microwave for 90 seconds

One of my favorite snacks since childhood

>> No.8138100

>>8133346
JUST

>> No.8138156

>>8135034
Ah, the deadbeat dad of the fast food world...

>Mommy, when will the McRib be back?
>I don't know sweetheart, when it has time I suppose.

>> No.8138173

>>8137959
Well he doesn't understand cooking but that's not slowing him down either....

>> No.8138178

>>8138077
It's just an easy snack. The american cheese slices it pushing it though.

>> No.8138209
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>> No.8138258

>>8138156
Mild kek

>> No.8138345

>>8135015
I was once served buffalo wings that looked like chicken nuggets in sweet and sour sauce. Didn't even taste right.

>> No.8138399

>>8135034
>putting the end of a pepper on a sandwich

fucking kikes

>> No.8138435
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8138435

>>8133342
Jesus

>> No.8138481

>>8134997
How did it taste?

>> No.8138499

>>8135040
Bro, what the fuck are you talking about

McGangbangs are fucking incredible

>> No.8138504

>>8137335
You obviously didn't live through the 70s

>> No.8138651

>>8138499
You're right they are. Sometimes i forget if I'm in a food gore or a food porn thread. My bad familiar

>> No.8138653
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8138653

>>8138481
Like shit, anon. Fuck you

>> No.8138674

>>8136011
bologna, mayonnaise and mustard

>> No.8138676
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>> No.8138682

>>8136379
its bologna, mayonnaise (not cream cheese) and mustard, I googled hurgen and its not even real do your research

>> No.8138781

>>8137319
Kek, what is cooking?

>> No.8138787

>>8137359
Have you tried saucing the meat with the sauce then re-adding the sugar to the pan with the meat sauce first?

>> No.8138900

Anyone have the link of the guy who wears all yellow and makes the pineapple cool whip cheddar jalapeno dip?

>> No.8138905

>>8133346
fascinating

>> No.8138908

>>8138900
nvm
found it.
food gore paradise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>> No.8138909

>>8133349
what in the fuck?

>> No.8138915

>>8134997
looks okay desu

>> No.8140058

>>8137316
Holy shit, does the cameraman only have one arm? It's hard to watch and I don't even know all that much about cooking.

>> No.8140091

did someone say kay thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wveBDvz6PQE

>> No.8140140

>>8136203
somebody butchered that corned beef Benedict.

>> No.8140718

>>8133459
I went a weird/kitsch/vintage food party and somone actually made these.

I'm ashamed to say it was actually tucking good.

>> No.8141913

>>8135338
you're a woman aren't you?

>> No.8141941
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>> No.8141944
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>> No.8141948

>>8133322
>filename

so accurate lol

>> No.8141960

>>8135005
The mutha fuckin hurgin

>> No.8141964
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>> No.8141965

>>8133377
doesn't actually look bad

>> No.8141969

>>8133322
HAHAHAHA HOLY FREAKING KEK AT THAT FILENAME XDDD

IM SURPRISED NOBODY HAS MENTIONED THIS YET XD

>> No.8141971

>>8133349
>>8138909
I agree.
What the fuck is going on here?

>> No.8141974

>>8135338
N-nnoooo!!

>> No.8141986
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8141986

>This thread

>> No.8142119

>>8138909
a WoW and dead chicken party what does it look like

>> No.8142248
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8142248

i have a whole folder for these

>> No.8142254

>>8134997
this with eggs and green onion is legit

>> No.8142256

>>8136122
>oil isn't even hot
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.8142257

>>8141964
I see fetuses
deep fried fetuses

>> No.8142280

>>8140091
>that accent
I probably live within walking distance of this woman.

>> No.8142409
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8142409

>>8133349
Why is this on the wall

>> No.8142421

>>8142409
>slav life

>> No.8142438

>>8133349
>"nobody plays counterstrike until all the chickens are butchered!"

>ok mom

>> No.8142440

>>8142280
her meatballs are the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BKcjBaKRkk

>> No.8142448

>>8142440
Christ on a bloody bike.

I'm sorry, Yorkshire folk aren't all that bad.

>> No.8142450

>>8138653
why would you subject yourself to this you masochistic fuck

>> No.8142455

>>8142448
her "food" is all like that. When I watch her, I'm gagging one moment and laughing the next.

If you were all like that, then you'd have died out long ago I think. Or hope, whatever.

>> No.8142458

>>8137170
I didn't know "hemapa" was such a wide spread word in Finland.
Or are you from Hyvinkää?

>> No.8142475

>>8142409
so they never forget

>> No.8142656

>>8135343
corker

>> No.8142676

>>8133349
Anyone have an idea of how old this is?
I feel like I've been seeing this forever on this goddamned site.

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8142693

>>8141969
>I am autistic and feel immense anger when I see repeating posts from threads that I've already seen
Here's a test for you champ

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8142730

>>8142458
Everyone in Finland uses the word hemapa. Not from Hyvinkää.

>> No.8143678

>>8135040
i've always wanted one of these but i'm too nervous to actually ask for a mcgangbang. is that really what you say?

I'd like a mcgangbang please

i cant do it

>> No.8143725

>>8133294
> not food dickhead-cocksucker-fleecester-snek-oil-carny-asshole

>> No.8143729

>>8138676
nice chicago style grilled cheese

>> No.8143735

>>8142409
They are slavs it's probably a funny memory for them

>> No.8143743

>>8140091
4chan owes me a fookin monitor.. Eh ?

>> No.8143748

>>8143678
You may be retarded, friend

>> No.8143753

>>8143678
yeah man, that's how it works.

>> No.8143809

>>8143735
funniest thing i've read all day

>> No.8143844

>>8133324
this entire art series is beautiful and terrible all at once

>> No.8143880

>>8134098
>"If you've ever wondered what to do with the top of your butter dish"
No, I fucking haven't. It's job is to sit on top of the butter dish and keep the butter covered. IT DOESN'T NEED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE WHAT THE FUCK LADY.

>> No.8143901

>>8143748
>>8143753

so.. you just order them all separate and then put it together yourself? I've honestly never considered that.

that makes a lot more sense, i'm glad i never asked for a mcgangbang. thanks guys.

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>> No.8143995

>>8133342
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck off

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>>8133285

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>>8136379
Named after the noise you make right before you throw it back up