/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8207883]

What would you feed each board?

[Anonymous No.8207885]

>>8207883
I have a feeling about half the boards would be fed bleach. ><

Having said that...rolled oats, apples, and carrots for /mlp/.
/ck/ come on...a mcchicken :3

[Anonymous No.8207887]

>>8207885
This entire post makes me want to kill myself

[Anonymous No.8207892]

>>8207885
>bleach

What. A. Coincidence.

[Anonymous No.8207893]

>>8207883
cum

[Anonymous No.8207895]

>>8207883
Eggs.
A whole bowl of them.

[Anonymous No.8207898]

>>8207885

[Anonymous No.8207920]

>>8207883
Eggs, all of them

[Anonymous No.8207927]

'go 'za to all of them

[Anonymous No.8207954]

>>8207927
new fag here, is there a recording of someone saying that with a straight look on their face?

[Anonymous No.8207972]

A good bowl of cyanide for /pol/

[Anonymous No.8208007]

/k/ already has their own freeze dried food.

[Anonymous No.8208025]

/fit/ gets chicken breast, rice, and broccoli

/ck/ gets a sloppy bowl of ramen with some canned vegetables thrown in

/k/ gets some borshch

/pol/ gets a large bucket of cum-laced shit

/his/ gets some disgusting resin wine

[Anonymous No.8208048]

>>8208025
Why do you hate /his/?

[Anonymous No.8208049]

/a/ would get a pork dumpling
[s4s] would get a kek of course
/cgl/ would get a cum covered choker

[Anonymous No.8208060]

>>8208048
I don't, but if you jizz yourself over ancient Greece, yo have to drink their stupid wine

[Anonymous No.8208064]

/pol/

>imported german veal brats, no bread, no kraut, no mustard, fried in butter

>34oz mug of Marzen

[Anonymous No.8208088]

>>8208025
I was reserving the cum-laced shit for /b/, what do you want /b/ to have?

[Anonymous No.8208103]

>>8208088
/b/ gets a used condom filled with rubbing alcohol and kerosene

[Anonymous No.8208111]

>>8207954
everything exists and nothing can exist

[Anonymous No.8208126]

>>8208111
trips of truth also kill yourself you ruined my life

[Anonymous No.8208152]

>>8208007
You have a cap?

[Anonymous No.8208170]

/diy/ doesn't want anything. They're drunk om homebrew
/fa/ wants black coffee and sigarettes. Semen for dessert.
/out/ wants roadkilled armadillo with a side of leprosy.
/d/ wants vore.
/h/ wants rape.
/r9k/ wants mommy's tendies.
/biz/ wants dad's credit card.
/an/ wants vegan food served on the desecrated corpses of outdoor cats.

[Anonymous No.8208209]

/co/ wants sugary cereal eaten in front of the tv on saturday morning
/v/ wants mountain dew and dorito soup
/fit/ wants 4 scoops
/vp/ wants leftovers
/sp/ wants corndogs and beer
>/jp/ wants pic related

[Anonymous No.8208270]

>>8208209
I want to know where to get this stuff.

[Anonymous No.8208277]

>>8208025
>being this mad about /pol/

Shitskin detected

[Anonymous No.8208293]

>>8207883

[Anonymous No.8208298]

>>8208209
>>8208270
>bread
>cream
10/10 into the trash

[Anonymous No.8208303]

>/pol/ gets Spaetzel mit Käse und Schnitzel.

[Anonymous No.8208314]

/g/ would eat a trap dick

[Anonymous No.8208329]

>>8207883
Every board can eat a dick as far as I'm concerned.

[Anonymous No.8208340]

>>8207885
Mlp eats hay and oats, do you even reference?

R9k ck and v are the only no brainers.

G is hotpockets
Vr is crystal pepsi
Toy is a happy meal
Jp is ramen though theyd hate it being a cliché

[Anonymous No.8208366]

>>8208277
>being this mad about bantz on the internet
/pol/ detected

[Anonymous No.8208387]

>/v/
toast sandwich because there's nothing that those fucks wouldn't criticize

>/fit/
something simple and lean, protein-rich, nothing too fancy because I don't want them to think I'm coming onto them, but decent enough to show that I have a sense of respect and they can share it with me. maybe lean roast beef or something with a whole grain side

>/vp/ /g/ /tg/
nothing because they need to lose some fucking weight

>/mu/
deconstructed fried chicken while Death Grips plays so they can appreciate the irony

>/r9k/
an entire bowl of boiled eggs and a fucking hard love lesson about reality and life

>/jp/
Korean ramen and kimbap with a complementary flight ticket to Nanjing

>/cgl/
my fucking shit

[Anonymous No.8208412]

>>8208366
>legitimately mad about /pol/
>I call out your asspain
>"it's just bantz"

lmao

[Anonymous No.8208591]

>>8208303
Those two things don't go well together.

[Anonymous No.8208624]

>>8207887
do et fagget

[Anonymous No.8208628]

>>8208103
don't forget the white phosphorus

[Anonymous No.8208642]

>>8207883
>/out/
meat jerky and nut mix

>/fit/
Fried chicken with peas and broccoli, an Omega3 pill and a protein shake

>/biz/
Two fingers of whiskey

>/ck/
Chili con carne with beans

>/k/
Corn fed beef steak with fries

>/v/ and /b/
Hot pockets and pizza rolls, lovingly prepared in a microwave

>/adv/
Happy Meal

>/diy/
Pea soup in a thermos

>/lit/
Something pretentious like cauliflower cookies

>/a/
Shitty cheap ramen and weeb shit snacks

>/g/
GNU/Stew

>/sci/
Anything edible will do, all of them are poor students

[Anonymous No.8208643]

>make a huge irresistable chocolate cake full of butter and sugar for /fit/ to ruin their gains
>make a big halal kebab for /pol/ to piss them off
>buy doritos and mt.dew for /v/ to make them mad
>make a zero-calorie salad consisting of nothing but shredded lettuce and green sticks of celery for /cgl/, complete with a "lose weight!" note

[Anonymous No.8208785]

>>8208412
>>8208277

Different anon, but you realize no one else likes /pol/ right? Glad you'll be the first board deleted in the sundering you cuck

[Anonymous No.8208809]

/co/ gets chili.

[Anonymous No.8208883]

>>8207885
I love you anon :3

[Anonymous No.8208885]

>>8208049
>tfw no /cgl/ bf to cook for
truly life is suffering

[Anonymous No.8208890]

>>8208785
/pol/ without fail always gets triggered the most. Notice how much shit gets talked about every other board in this thread?
The only other board that anyone responded to was /his/, and that was asking an actual question, not crying about how mean you guys are to poor old /pol/, he didn't do nothing ;__;

[Anonymous No.8208896]

>>8208060
You're stupid they jizz over Rome

[Anonymous No.8208972]

I would feed all of the boards cyanide because they're all autistic losers.

Except for /lgbt/ I'd give them some fancy shit with ground up glass in it to make those faggots suffer before they die.

For /pol/ I would cook a banquet, greatest meal you've ever seen. If any niggers or spics tried to sneak in though I'd execute them one by one with a bullet to the back of the head. Mudslimes would be unknowingly fed pork before being despatched to their great Allah (piss be upon him).

For /ck/ you can have whatever you want but I'll put some actual hot sauce on it so most of you faggots would probably start crying. I'd probably kill you too. Bunch of fucking faggots who can't handle anything hotter than tabasco

[Anonymous No.8208997]

>>8208972
This is why no one likes you, /pol/. Every post is edgy teen memester bullshit. Reads like a 15 year old goth's livejournal.

[Anonymous No.8209003]

/pol/ gets shakshouka

/b/ gets bananas made to look like dicks

/a/ gets slightly overcooked ramen

/ck/ gets carbonara

[Anonymous No.8209090]

>>8208277
Plenty of non"""cuc k"""" white people hate that shit board, end your life

[Anonymous No.8209099]

>>8208809
>using freeze breath
CHEATER

[Anonymous No.8209292]

>>8208890
/pol/ is the jewish district of 4chan. Everybody hates the place and the people living there, but at the same time they're glad they mostly stay there.
Only difference is that jews can take a joke at their expense, they even call it jewish humour.

[Anonymous No.8209299]

>>8209292
That's only because they capitalize on it, they copyrighted jewish

[Anonymous No.8209437]

/k/ gets nut brownies

[Anonymous No.8209943]

>>8208209
>/vp/ wants leftovers

i understand this reference. good shit anon

[Anonymous No.8209968]

>/pol/ can't stand anyone not liking them so they shit up a thread

Like clockwork. And /pol/ says /pol/ isn't a cancer.

[Anonymous No.8209971]

/tv/ gets a side order of cunny
/fit/ gets a plain chicken breast and rice
/sp/ gets a publix sub
/ck/ gets a big za
/mu/ gets cheap soda and pretzels

[Anonymous No.8209977]

/pol/ gets tendies because they're too autistic for anything else

[Anonymous No.8209981]

/n/ - 50 bananas

[Anonymous No.8210114]

-/d/ calamari
-/k/ MREs
-/v/ mt. dew and doritos
-/vr/ orbitz and bugles
-/r9k/ chicken tenders
-/hm/ sausage
-/fit/ skinless boneless chicken breast with white rice and peas and carrots
-/po/ button candy
-/tv/ crab legs

[Anonymous No.8210130]

>>8207883
/b/ gets those shitty Walmart banquet freezer meals since they suck ass.

/pol/ gets some spicy ethnic food like Indian or Paki curries since they are all edgy white teenagers that probably cannot handle black pepper.

/tv/ gets a big black cock to munch on since they all seem obsessed with it judging by how much cock spam I see there.

/a/ gets pocky.

/r9k/ gets tendies.

[Anonymous No.8210148]

>>8207972
>>8208025
>>8208366
>>8208785
>>8208997
>>8209292
>>8209968
>>8209977

Greetings Redditumblr!

While it is ok to be a coalburning numale, it is strongly encouraged that you leave before posting again. It has become clear that your opinions are abhorrent and it would be a good idea to make a conscious effort to never respond to any future threads until your understanding of why you are limp-wristed faggot is realized. Perhaps in a few months when you understand that being offended by the mere mention of a board you aren't even on is absolutely retarded, then you will be capable of posting here and in future threads. The quality of posting is very important to the well being of this site, so it is highly recommended that you abstain from posting again and looking like an absolute cockface.

Thank you so much fellow anons; I sincerely look forward to your absence!

[Anonymous No.8210149]

>>8210148

I lurk /pol/ but you faggots really do need to stop derailing threads just because someone insulted your stupid meme board. Get the fuck out, nigger.

[Anonymous No.8210157]

>>8210149

you fucking idiot, it's you faggots that go "leave pol hurr durr fucking boggie man" that derail threads.

look at the first fucking ten posts

choke on a frozen turn you piece of shit

[Anonymous No.8210159]

>>8208885
fucking normie sluts like you are the worst

> oh no i havent had a guy dicking me for 1 week
>im so lonely
Tfw no bf

[Anonymous No.8210167]

/a/ gets pocky or whatever japanese pork bun those guys like
/b/ gets those buckets of cum that one anon has been saving and posting every year
/ck/ gets a well-done steak with ketchup and a side of tendies
/v/ gets Cheetos and energy drinks
/r9k/ gets spaghetti
[s4s] gets cake
/fa/ gets literally nothing
/fit/ gets broccoli and chicken breast
/k/ gets military rations

[Anonymous No.8210174]

>>8210148
Autism.

[Anonymous No.8210201]

>>8207883
/a/- instant ramen with those little fishcakes with the pink spiral

/b/- a bottle of gin

/d/- Hotdogs

/v/- Anything greasy or powdered and eaten with hands

/r9k/- Same, with hot peppers.

/lgbt/- Steak and eggs

/ck/- Well done steak and well done carbonara

/co/- Chili

/diy/- braised lamb

/fit/- brownies

/int/- National dishes from across Europe. All at once. In a smoothie.

/mu/- Whatever it is, they'll hate it can call it "dadfood".

/po/- Pork schnitzel on a lye roll with honey mustard and a nice ale.

/pol/- Same, but with a bock.

/tg/- Meatbread and cosmic brownie shakes

/tv/- a bullet

[Anonymous No.8210243]

>>8210148
>be upset that nobody likes the board you go on
>proceed to make board you go on look retarded

>>>8207883
/ck/ gets Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad

[Anonymous No.8210250]

>>8210159
That's a dude

[Anonymous No.8210306]

>>8208809
Best answer for this board

>>8209981
kek I might be the only one who got that but ok

[Anonymous No.8210328]

/a/: Chocolate cornet
/b/: Marble cake
/biz/: Sea urchin ceviche
/ck/: The McChicken, the best fast food sandwich
/d/: Calamari
/g/: Potato chips
/t/: Rum
/v/: Doritos
/vg/: Blue corn tortilla chips
/vr/: Square tortilla chips
/r9k/: Chicken tenders
/s4s/: Topkek
/his/: Mutton
/pol/: Black semen

[Anonymous No.8210335]

>>8210148
shouldn't you be rummaging twitter for missing letters?

[Anonymous No.8210338]

>>8207883
/a/-clorox
/b/-rat poison
/qa/-bleach

[Anonymous No.8210386]

>>8207883
/diy/ gets vegetable soup and meatloaf
/ck/ gets french onion soup au gratin with beef chunks, simple salad, wild rice pilaf, and peach sorbet
/h/ gets ramen and bok choy
/vr/ gets a bunch of appetizers like cocktail meatballs and texas caviar with tortilla chips and spinach artichoke dip
/hr/ gets hot wings
/b/ gets bhut jholokia spiced red hots
/out/ gets roadkill stew

[Anonymous No.8210591]

>>8210243
Lately, and I'm not kidding, I've wondered about how it would taste like. I know it's disgusting but maybe there's some flavor profile in there that could be achieved later with proper ingredients. I'm not convinced yet but maybe I'll give it a try.

[Anonymous No.8210692]

>>8210148
Death to you, your opinion, and your homo gay faggot board

[Anonymous No.8210709]

>>8210243

>being a hypocritical fuckwipe and posting jack

[Anonymous No.8210761]

A bullet. To all boards.

[Anonymous No.8210769]

>>8210761
edgy

[Anonymous No.8211823]

And what would you give to the newly formed /vip/ board, /ck/?

[Anonymous No.8211850]

>>8208007
We have cum brownies, and we like them. Sometimes we share with /fit/ so they can get protons.

[Anonymous No.8211854]

>>8211823
Bottled air, those dumbfucks.

[Anonymous No.8211859]

>>8207883
For me it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[Anonymous No.8211887]

>>8208642
>GNU/Stew
AHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.8211889]

>>8208025
>le mad at /pol/

hello red dit/college sophomore liberal

[Anonymous No.8211894]

>>8208591
Spatzle goes with everything

[Anonymous No.8211902]

/pol/ish food for /pol/lution.

[Anonymous No.8211903]

>>8208785
r9k, k, and cgl like pol

[Anonymous No.8211914]

>>8211854
>not paying $2 a month for premium meming

[Anonymous No.8211945]

>>8208025
>le liberal
>I HAYT /POLE/ XDDDD
fuck off m8
/pol/ gets a big fat Frankfurter inside of a greasy Burger

[Anonymous No.8211950]

>>8208209
>are those supposed to be pussies?

[Anonymous No.8211957]

>>8208025
Jews, in my /ck/?

[Anonymous No.8211976]

>>8209943
i didn't. care to explain?

[Anonymous No.8211980]

>>8207883
MLP is getting some horse lasagna with rainbow cheese sauce

[Anonymous No.8211985]

>>8208025
>gave disgusting stuff to the left wing politics board and the right wing politics board
>only the retarded right wingers respond with their poopy diapers
Really makes you think