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Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:12:32 2016 No.8272335 [Reply] [Original]

/ck/ cringe thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:13:21 2016 No.8272338 File: 504 KB, 400x226, handstab.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:14:41 2016 No.8272343 >>8272338 I could barely watch that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:25:28 2016 No.8272355 >>8272338 REEEEEEEEEEE That's almost as bad as the coconut video. If anyone has it, please post it. It's some lady trying to bore a hole into a coconut she's holding in one hand with a fuckhuge knife in the other.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:34:37 2016 No.8272371 File: 87 KB, 701x959, 1479054842780.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking gross shit here

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:37:35 2016 No.8272377 File: 69 KB, 500x667, tumblr-n2js7eylcq1qbzu9co1-500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272338 >>8272343 >>8272355

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:44:01 2016 No.8272386 >>8272377 AAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:44:40 2016 No.8272388 File: 2.09 MB, 1280x720, Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:44:45 2016 No.8272390

>>8272377
I will never understand this shit as long as I fucking live

When I had Kikebook, 3 friends in a matter of 6 months managed to do this and have to go to the hospital.....mind you, I only had like 200 friends and they were almost all "highly educated" in STEM, Law, or Medicine

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:45:46 2016 No.8272392 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, mayo cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:46:52 2016 No.8272394 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, cheese salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:47:44 2016 No.8272399 >>8272335 >>8272388 stop stop stop stop stop stop stop no chicken like this please

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:48:23 2016 No.8272400 File: 2.24 MB, 420x315, JackGoza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Has anyone ever seen someone put sauce on a pizza so fucking retardedly?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:49:43 2016 No.8272402 >>8272400 i've never seen anyones hands shake as much as his

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:49:55 2016 No.8272403 >>8272400 No

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:50:41 2016 No.8272404 >>8272402 My hands don't shake this much when I am withdrawling from booze

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 11:59:23 2016 No.8272419 >>8272400 dafuq kinda pizza is he trying to compose there also- whole pepper rings like that on something like pizza are a signature of a true shitbag. Fucking cut that stuff up.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:02:02 2016 No.8272424 File: 426 KB, 3100x2053, pork-me-in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bought those. They really needs a little something, right? But what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:05:42 2016 No.8272433 >>8272419 >tfw ate home made pizza >dude put pepper rings in it >didn't bite all the way through the ring, yet the rest of the pizza went >pull away >ring pulls still hot cheese completely off pizza and onto myself never again

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:06:47 2016 No.8272434 >>8272335 ugh

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:10:40 2016 No.8272446 >>8272424 Honey and cinnamon

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:11:33 2016 No.8272447 >>8272399 almost certain it has red wine in it

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:23:30 2016 No.8272490 >>8272390 I noticed this recently too. Most people I know who got "higher education" in a subject lack any actual basic skills needed in everyday life. Like coping with stress (seriously, the safe-space shit is terrifying).

Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:25:54 2016 No.8272497

>>8272490
I understand not being good at cooking because you haven't cooked much or having trouble using a knife correctly or other kitchen appliances.....

But to be so fucking lacking in critical thinking to stab a fucking knife towards your other hand at high strength/velocity is just mind blowing

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:28:35 2016 No.8272505 >>8272446 Yeah, never thought of that. Will try on two of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:30:39 2016 No.8272510 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, 1468696013815.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:32:25 2016 No.8272517 File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, 1468696439286.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272510

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:33:38 2016 No.8272520 File: 687 KB, 1216x2000, 1398252222617.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272517

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:34:51 2016 No.8272523 File: 717 KB, 1336x4460, sweet sundae ramen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272520

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:40:39 2016 No.8272533 File: 336 KB, 1346x617, x3x3nqui4twc9nyrftnk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272510 >>8272517 it just keeps going and going... was that just some random fruit juice at the end of the last one? It's got electrolytes?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:46:14 2016 No.8272546 >>8272505 Don't forget the salt and pepper also

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:47:27 2016 No.8272550 >>8272510 >>8272517 Is there a name that refers to these monstrosities?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:47:58 2016 No.8272551 American cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:49:57 2016 No.8272557 >>8272550 >8272551 I'd really like to know too

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:51:19 2016 No.8272562 >>8272550 They are called: "once a week we see them. Its mexican or something."

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 12:56:30 2016 No.8272575 >>8272550 Wetbacks

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 13:07:54 2016 No.8272587 >>8272550 Mexican Carnival food

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 13:08:35 2016 No.8272588 >>8272533 >was that just some random fruit juice at the end of the last one? It's got electrolytes? It was probably clamato juice. Yes, it has electrolytes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 13:11:05 2016 No.8272591 >>8272550 who Trump is deporting

Anonymous Sun Nov 13 13:11:26 2016 No.8272592
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>>8272520

I feel his pain.

Tried to make French onion soup, was making a success of it but then I panicked when the recipe asked for a little bit of cider, which I didn't have on hand. So I used Robinsons Squash as a substitute.

Needless to say the soup become very funky tasting. Roommates weren't too pleased that I had wasted the onions like that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 13:12:07 2016 No.8272594 File: 615 KB, 800x600, 5c303c6abeea896e4cfcbcda91bb948d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272510 >>8272517 This is as if nachos had sex with a gas station.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 13:15:50 2016 No.8272598 >>8272594 "How much for a blowjob, son?" Massa, you get it for free. Just pay me golden semen, me so happy. You wanna go backdoor?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 13:17:56 2016 No.8272602 >>8272394 I'd honestly try that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 13:19:45 2016 No.8272605 >>8272550 "Dorilocos"

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 13:37:02 2016 No.8272642 >>8272550 American Cuisine

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 13:39:06 2016 No.8272645 anyone got them kay webms?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 13:51:00 2016 No.8272664 >>8272645 >>>/wsg/ >>>/wsr/

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:04:07 2016 No.8272692 >>8272592 >French onion soup, was making a success of it but then I panicked when the recipe asked for a little bit of cider WINE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE WINE

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:04:09 2016 No.8272694 >>8272371 Looking at that gave me acid-reflux.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:06:04 2016 No.8272700 >>8272392 It cuts away at the end because he promptly keeled over and died from eating such an abomination.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:07:01 2016 No.8272703 >>8272335 juicy as fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:08:57 2016 No.8272711 >>8272605 The first one is dorilocos but the second is tostilocos. The name just changes depending on the chip you use but someone would know what you're talking about if you used tostilocos as an umbrella term.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:10:21 2016 No.8272713 >>8272335 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:12:15 2016 No.8272719 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, knife_skills.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this gets me cringing several times

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:15:28 2016 No.8272727 >>8272719 I dare not watch Do this end well..?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:21:09 2016 No.8272739 >>8272510 >mexican cuisine consists of putting a bunch of american products together in a box

Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:24:06 2016 No.8272748

>>8272727

The chef comes in afterwards and shows her how it's supposed to be done and gives her a look like it's not that fucking hard to do this without almost cutting off your fingers repeatedly.

If you want the full cringe-
https://youtu.be/L0bAc6mc5GM?t=1m57s

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:27:14 2016 No.8272756 >>8272388 joocy

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:29:12 2016 No.8272762 >>8272447 jack doesnt do alcohol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:31:28 2016 No.8272772 >>8272510 is this real life?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:33:26 2016 No.8272777 >>8272772 no, this isn't real. Just move along please

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:33:43 2016 No.8272778 >>8272517 I thought the fan was going to blow the chips away

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:38:19 2016 No.8272791 >>8272778 It would've been fantastic if it did happen, though

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:38:27 2016 No.8272792 >>8272748 the can part in the end is much worse... I can understand never having worked with a coconut, but how have you never heard of a fucking can opener?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:41:26 2016 No.8272802 >>8272739 Basically an abomination made from all the crap mexicans get used to eating in US prisons

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:41:39 2016 No.8272803 >>8272791 Spoiler tags don't work on boards where people generally aren't discussing plotlines that can be spoiled.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:42:36 2016 No.8272807 >>8272803 You can't spoiler the secret ingredients?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:44:26 2016 No.8272815 >>8272807 Try it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:53:41 2016 No.8272836 >>8272388 What is so bad? Is it undercooked?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 14:58:59 2016 No.8272852 >>8272836 It's clearly very undercooked. Besides being an health hazard, raw chicken has a disgusting texture

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 15:00:29 2016 No.8272858 >>8272836 Yeah. Probably won't kill you though. i want to see the one with the undercooked pulled pork and claws... i can't find it in my webm list.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 15:02:14 2016 No.8272863 >>8272852 Eating chicken in the first place is disgusting, and eating it undercooked is beyond me

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 15:07:45 2016 No.8272872 >>8272852 You actually tried eating some??? Madman!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 15:09:53 2016 No.8272879 >>8272872 Yes, one time I made some chicken rolls at 7AM, before going to work, because I didn't felt like spending money. Turns out I forgot to turn on the oven so at lunch time I bit into a pieace of raw chicken, and my god it's disgusting

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 16:14:22 2016 No.8273048 >>8272692 I know, but I panicked.

Anonymous Sun Nov 13 16:24:59 2016 No.8273066

>>8272424
>Bought those

So fucking tired of people doing this. If you're talking about a picture that your comment/post is directly attached to, refer to it as "this" or "these" not "that" or "those".

If you were talking to someone in person about an object you were holding in your hands, you wouldn't refer to it as "that", would you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 16:36:04 2016 No.8273089 >>8272517 >starts off with a whole bag of chips stopped watching there

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 16:38:30 2016 No.8273096 >>8272394 Wtf is this supposed to be?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 16:41:24 2016 No.8273104 >>8272424 Salt and pepper and a hot pan

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 16:43:49 2016 No.8273110 >>8272424 chili and sea bass

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 17:09:07 2016 No.8273145 >>8272392 What's wrong? It's pretty common to use mayo for making the frosting. It's eggs, lemon, and a little oil.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 17:22:24 2016 No.8273192 >>8272550 in prison its called a spread (not shitposting) this fare caters to ex cons and college student or other poorfags

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 17:23:53 2016 No.8273198 >>8273145 >>its pretty common Maybe if you're a crap cook

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 17:24:58 2016 No.8273202 >>8272803 He typed out the spoiler tags for the humor aspect of it, cpt. Obvious

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 17:26:57 2016 No.8273207 >>8272719 >2016 >Not batoning your coconuts

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 17:27:51 2016 No.8273209 >>8272664 fuck off fagot, no one wants your three letters

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 17:30:04 2016 No.8273216 >>8273066 I would. English is weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 17:35:42 2016 No.8273227 >>8272371 the worst thing about this is that the spaghetti actually looks pretty good but they ruined it with the sugar

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 17:39:47 2016 No.8273237 >>8273216 >t. ESL

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 17:57:54 2016 No.8273270 File: 5 KB, 187x251, 1373691517626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272377

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 17:58:29 2016 No.8273271 File: 650 KB, 765x529, 1476079369963.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:05:03 2016 No.8273284 File: 522 KB, 760x531, 1475977844896.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273271

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:10:58 2016 No.8273292 >>8272719 >>8272748 If I need to open a coconut, I just walk out to the balcony and drop it on the hard concrete floor from waist height

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:20:09 2016 No.8273310 >>8272402 Word is that he had a stroke

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:26:03 2016 No.8273319 >>8272510 >>8272517 What the fuck is this even supposed to be? Why would you pour liquid on chips?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:26:24 2016 No.8273320 >>8273271 are you sure that's not bacon or something how the fuck can you cook a steak like that and not know whats wrong with it

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:29:33 2016 No.8273324 >>8273320 Kays good cooking Watch any video and youll understand

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:30:04 2016 No.8273328 File: 1.59 MB, 320x240, JacksFamilyDefatedByForks2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One of my favorites. Jack's family tries to figure out how to use a fork....they are just as stupid as he is

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:40:24 2016 No.8273345 >>8273328 is that guy his fuckign clone wtf

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:42:27 2016 No.8273352 >>8273328 >ends with an ad for nexium holy shit this can't any better

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:43:54 2016 No.8273354 >>8272510 >>8272517 No wonder why Trump wants to build a wall

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:46:05 2016 No.8273362 >>8272377 I didn't even know someone was capable of doing this. What.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:50:16 2016 No.8273375 >>8273271 looks like she spit (spat?) on them

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:50:53 2016 No.8273379 >>8272400 Why the sauce on the top? rip

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:54:15 2016 No.8273388 >>8272510 Soggy chips, condiments and ramen? why tho

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:55:08 2016 No.8273392 >>8273388 It is a mystery to everyone

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:55:58 2016 No.8273393 >>8272719 I live in Florida and I machete the coconuts I pick up all the time. This was painful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 18:57:41 2016 No.8273394 >>8273362 >i didn't even know someone was capable of believing this was real since it's obviously fake. Wut.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 19:07:37 2016 No.8273408 >>8273271 >>8273284 >>8273324 Holy fuck, she's worse than Marie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 19:46:51 2016 No.8273498 File: 88 KB, 770x574, pancakes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 20:04:21 2016 No.8273534 >>8272550 those are mexicans you racist fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 20:09:10 2016 No.8273546 File: 41 KB, 412x347, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272390 >200 friends

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 21:01:59 2016 No.8273723 File: 829 KB, 240x240, STUNT BONUS.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272400 >toppings first >then red sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 21:05:48 2016 No.8273733 >>8273723 Holy shit, sauce on that gif? Intended or accident that resulted in death?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 21:39:13 2016 No.8273810 where is that youtube video of the 'italian' woman making a sauce with a shitload of oil

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 21:43:27 2016 No.8273825 >>8273733 looks like he thought he could make the jump but didnt lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 21:44:47 2016 No.8273828 >>8273066 but if i wouldnt for then what were i to speak of that as it was

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 21:46:14 2016 No.8273835 >>8272424 ketchupo

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 21:49:19 2016 No.8273845 >>8273498 Not gonna lie i would try them. Gotta get that iron yo

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 21:50:48 2016 No.8273849 >>8273375 spat

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 21:57:19 2016 No.8273872 >>8272388 I have to know what episode this is. There's too many chicken vids on papa jack's channel

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:10:27 2016 No.8273909 >>8273872 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:12:12 2016 No.8273922 >>8273909 That's the best link I've ever seen. Many thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:12:57 2016 No.8273924 >>8273810 Whatever you do, dont look for it posted earlier in this thread

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:15:29 2016 No.8273932 >>8273066 Its not in his hand. Its on a table and yes its perfectly acceptable to say to someone in the room >I bought those >Those pork chops sitting on the table Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:16:27 2016 No.8273937 File: 1.36 MB, 420x315, JackPlatesApie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack plates a pecan pie

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:20:57 2016 No.8273950 File: 2.40 MB, 400x266, Jack-Defeated-By-Watermelon-Again.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jack defeated by a Watermelon....for the 2nd time

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:28:35 2016 No.8273968 >>8273937 Holy jesus as a texan this webm makes me so fucking mad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:29:57 2016 No.8273970 >>8273345 Yeah wow, it's almost as if they're related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:31:54 2016 No.8273983 >>8273950 Absolutely incredible

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:31:55 2016 No.8273982 >>8273498 Fake. Blood in pancake mix would produce brown pancakes, basically the color of cooked hamburger. Look up "blood pancake" on youtube, it's a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:34:09 2016 No.8273988 >>8273937 that's the most disgusting pecan pie i've ever seen. why does it look doughy? >>8273968 south carolina doesn't abide by this atrocity either

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:34:48 2016 No.8273990 >>8273408 where are the rest of seasonings and spices??? why so much oil???

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:39:04 2016 No.8274001 File: 3.88 MB, 4000x3000, IMAG0149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:48:18 2016 No.8274020 >>8273110 chilean sea bass? lol what the fuck is chili and sea bass?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:49:14 2016 No.8274022 >>8274020 >what the fuck is chili and sea bass? bait

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:52:41 2016 No.8274037 >>8274001 comfy/5

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 22:59:35 2016 No.8274052 >>8272394 that would just taste like creamy and cheesy sweet vegetables

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 23:01:04 2016 No.8274056 >>8272400 Will anyone ever stop him?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 23:02:09 2016 No.8274060 >>8273988 >why does it look doughy? >jack Take one guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 23:06:36 2016 No.8274069 >>8273271 Probably mistook the minute steaks for hour steaks

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 23:13:28 2016 No.8274082 >>8273950 >second time

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 13 23:48:10 2016 No.8274158 File: 2.89 MB, 1678x2193, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 00:02:40 2016 No.8274186 >>8272377 But why would you stab it Who told you to stab it I don't understand

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 00:06:45 2016 No.8274191 >>8272377 This looks like a punk album cover

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 00:09:47 2016 No.8274196 >>8272550 I believe the official term is 'Gastronomic Abortion'

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 00:10:38 2016 No.8274199 >>8274158 I remember this thread!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 00:14:24 2016 No.8274207 >>8273096 An abomination unto God.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 00:14:28 2016 No.8274209 File: 39 KB, 355x510, 1474725953496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273534 you ruined my sides

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 00:16:51 2016 No.8274212 >>8272748 >That second attempt I was sure she was gonna lose her pinkie there

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 00:17:16 2016 No.8274213 >>8273534 Underrated

>>	Share Mon Nov 14 00:41:02 2016 No.8274270 >>8273828 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 00:57:57 2016 No.8274297 >>8273408 >it's the oil that gives it the taste! >vegetable oil >having a taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:00:44 2016 No.8274306 File: 1.56 MB, 1310x885, 872c9403ce[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 4 "hamburger patties"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:03:26 2016 No.8274312 File: 1.46 MB, 1280x720, BLACKED.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:05:03 2016 No.8274317 File: 1.48 MB, 438x271, Europe.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8274312 What fluid are those fucking suspended in? Tar? Burnt butter? Also funny filename.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:06:08 2016 No.8274318 File: 13 KB, 480x360, 1468363299694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273408 >'Well the onions don't look COMPLETELY horrib-' >She discards the onions and pours the fucking oil into the sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:08:03 2016 No.8274322 >>8274312 What the hell is going on there? Are they trying and failing to poach an egg in worcester sauce or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:08:46 2016 No.8274324 >>8272377 1. why a steak knife 2. shoulda cut nails instead of avocado 3. how is the avocado still green? Did he stab himself at the hospital?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:09:12 2016 No.8274327 >>8273950 Someone needs to make a webm that includes the part where he shows how he managed to cut himself with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:16:33 2016 No.8274341 >>8274317 >>8274322 She uses half a tub of lard for everything. Her pan was so filthy in this video that it just into Satan's dip juice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:16:50 2016 No.8274343 >>8273408 >oil comes to a boil So wouldnt a spark ignite a large fireball and possibly the pot of oil?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:17:56 2016 No.8274347 File: 1.45 MB, 756x384, a-big-healthy-one.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:20:03 2016 No.8274350 >>8274322 >trying to poach an egg in Worcestershire sauce Fuck me my sides

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:23:40 2016 No.8274355 >>8274341 Oh god I had considered that option but didn't want it to be true. So she's literally frying eggs in lard using a pan so filthy that the lard turns black?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:33:37 2016 No.8274374 >>8272424 Salt black pepper and rosemary

Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:37:26 2016 No.8274383

>>8272517
Fucks sake i hate chicanos
Theyre the reason people hate mexicans
Besides polka music and cartels
okay
To clear things up
Whatever the fuck that was
that was not dorilocos or tostilocos
Dorilocos involve cueritos, japanese peanuts, chamoy, fruit amd other stuff
Theyre good when you do them fucking right
Chicanos take this mexican stuff
and shit all over it
Just because theres multiple ingredienta
DOESNT FUCKING MEAN YOU ADD YOUR WHOLE PANTRY

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:41:12 2016 No.8274396 >>8272605 No Shut the fuck up Those things were chicano abominatioms of the original treat meant to cater to "mexican" chicanigger retards

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:41:49 2016 No.8274400 >>8272392 The way he cracks his eggs upsets my autism.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:50:45 2016 No.8274421 File: 496 KB, 2600x2000, Duck Hunt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273534

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 01:59:42 2016 No.8274450 >>8272377 Dumbass deserves it. I hope she(?) lost the hand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 03:17:57 2016 No.8274585 >>8274297 ?????

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 03:34:35 2016 No.8274610 File: 481 KB, 609x519, 1470051111335.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272550 >>8272575

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 04:12:51 2016 No.8274673 File: 383 KB, 1275x1650, winstons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8274020 It's from Jurassic Park.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 04:14:15 2016 No.8274675 File: 5 KB, 217x225, 1472880128086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273408 >jewtube >we will be right back after the break

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 04:40:09 2016 No.8274703 >>8273498 Fake. Cooking straight up clotting old blood mixed with milk, eggs and flour wouldn't create such a clean product. Especially considering you wouldn't be able to gather so much menstrual blood in one month. Blood doesn't store well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 05:13:12 2016 No.8274742 >>8273408 When she says "And theeeeen, a little zip and a half" In her meat ball video made be furious, whilst also forcing me to send my sides into orbit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 05:17:06 2016 No.8274749 >>8273328 I hate jack with a passion. His face has something about it that just induces anger and the way he thinks that he is an amazing cook while he just makes literal slob is just so hard to watch. His ignorance makes me want to die so badly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 05:18:42 2016 No.8274752 >>8274749 Seeing his shitty ugly-ass fucking wedding (?) ring is enough to make me feel sick to my stomach. It's not even funny, it's just ugliness upon ugliness.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 05:22:24 2016 No.8274756 >>8273950 How is this guy so incompetent, I'm not sure how he is able to breath on his own let alone prepare food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 05:23:44 2016 No.8274758 >>8274317 >the fucking filename 40 Keks

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 05:24:46 2016 No.8274761 >>8274312 I watched two seconds, it's all I could get through.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 05:28:08 2016 No.8274766 >>8272719 I have the same kettle

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 05:29:07 2016 No.8274768 >>8274347 juicy

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 06:59:52 2016 No.8274867 >>8272371 yew, I thought that was cream and that you were overreacting

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 07:01:05 2016 No.8274868 >>8273145 >a little oil mayo is up to 98% oil and a few chemicals to make it congeal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 07:39:20 2016 No.8274907 >>8273968 France here, can't agree more. >>8274324 Nails are OK for a girl, but the 3rd one is problematic. >>8274675 Looks like a pilot episode. There is a TV channel, somewhere, who refused to produce this show.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 07:43:09 2016 No.8274909 >>8274324 >>8274907 >how is the avocado still green the avocado seed keeps it green way longer

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 07:58:19 2016 No.8274938 File: 64 KB, 881x693, 14495356_1840190512879462_1614574832577702059_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272335 What y'all think of pacman?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 07:59:21 2016 No.8274941 File: 49 KB, 503x840, 15049830_1150435945042279_1476511063_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272335 These are not fetus

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:00:51 2016 No.8274944 >>8274941 WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT. CORN DOGS?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:04:24 2016 No.8274952 >>8274944 It's Brazilian Doughnuts

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:06:06 2016 No.8274954 >>8274952 HOLY SHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:07:02 2016 No.8274955 >>8274952 >Brazilian Doughnuts that sounds like a slang term for something gross

Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:09:18 2016 No.8274960
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>>8274954
They're not supposed to look like this, it were supposed to go like a ball-shaped thing (pic related) but the guy who made these fucked it up
>>8274955
We call this "Bolinho de chuva", which roughly translates to "Rain Cookie"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:10:45 2016 No.8274962 >>8274960 THAT LOOKS MUCH BETTER. THEY LOOK LIKE THE "CHINESE DONUTS" YOU CAN BUY AT MOST CHINESE JOINTS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:12:25 2016 No.8274964 >>8274962 It must be the same recipe but with a different name, good to learn something new today

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:14:07 2016 No.8274969 >>8274964 would you people please just stop replying to that capslock faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:14:53 2016 No.8274970 File: 34 KB, 428x762, 14494622_1841788222719691_5546054103587773036_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Milk goes with everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:17:08 2016 No.8274973 >>8274969 FUCK OFF SHITPOSTER >>8274964 YES THEY APPEAR TO BE VERY SIMILAR. IVE NEVER HAD THE BRAZILIAN VARIETY BUT THE CHINESE KIND ARE PRETTY TASTY IN THEIR SIMPLICITY.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:18:21 2016 No.8274974 File: 77 KB, 490x614, cringe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fucking disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:19:22 2016 No.8274975 >>8274974 It may look like shit but it probably tastes nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:21:41 2016 No.8274979 >>8274158 I'm upset that I saw this thread on the catalog and ignored it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:25:47 2016 No.8274984 File: 97 KB, 720x960, 14907062_1856601664571680_1271089171167619630_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:28:36 2016 No.8274992 >>8274322 It's an Unidentified Frying Object.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:29:10 2016 No.8274993 >>8274306 Holy shit, this ladies videos are a goldmine. She makes jack look like a master chef in comparison. The only thing better than her videos are the comments. https://youtu.be/kT5llaBYrQA

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:55:51 2016 No.8275037 >>8274984 I have done this. Not too bad imo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 08:57:06 2016 No.8275038 >>8274001 looks fine tbf just a terrible photo

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 09:00:37 2016 No.8275047 >>8274974 ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 09:00:47 2016 No.8275049 >>8274752 All I have to do is just recognize one if his webmd thumbnails and I turn into a petulant seething ball of unbridled hatred

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 09:13:50 2016 No.8275072 >>8274970 FUCKING WHY

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 09:28:28 2016 No.8275091 >>8274984 are those .... watermelons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 09:34:01 2016 No.8275096 >>8275091 yes, are you blind?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 09:43:55 2016 No.8275117 >>8274001 >3 rolls enjoy diabetes

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 09:55:16 2016 No.8275126 >>8272550 Prison spread. Supposed to use broken up top ramen as a base and then anything else goes. Think of it like prison stir fry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 09:59:16 2016 No.8275131 >>8272377 Hmmm

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 10:03:11 2016 No.8275134 >>8274383 Settle down there shorty, no one cares.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 10:10:35 2016 No.8275141 >>8272392 Does anyone have the clip where he eats the spoonful of mayo to gross out his son? Even his son looked like he was done with this shit. >>8274400 Usually he punches them, this time the cave man decided to smash them together for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 10:15:48 2016 No.8275149 >>8273393 Keys?

Anonymous Mon Nov 14 10:22:23 2016 No.8275155

>>8272592
>Wasted onions
literally one of the cheapest vegetables, get a 3lbs sack for less than $2, only thing that beats it is potatos, then again you probably live in a shitty big city or in a country that still practices medieval farming because of "muh culture"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 10:29:59 2016 No.8275165 File: 107 KB, 475x401, 1479005233605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8273408 >that fucking camera work Jesus christ this is atrocious

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 10:30:16 2016 No.8275166 >>8272879 Didn't you notice they were cold when you got them out of the oven?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 10:30:33 2016 No.8275167 >>8274199 Yeah it's almost like it was over a week ago or something

Anonymous Mon Nov 14 10:33:15 2016 No.8275168

>>8274974
>>8274975
That looks fucking great, the crust pattern looks cool and I don't see anything wrong with the pot pie, at worse it looks like it might turn out a tad dry, but a lot of home-style cooking doesn't turn out like your banquet pot pies that mommy makes you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 10:42:23 2016 No.8275180 >>8272719 I understand if she hasn't opened a coconut before and doesn't intuit the proper method. But even given her retarded method, why hold the knife by the fucking blade?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 10:45:42 2016 No.8275184 >>8272390 Being good at memorizing shit doesn't translate into having good life skills or common sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 10:57:56 2016 No.8275214 >>8274001 carbs<3

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 11:39:49 2016 No.8275303 >>8274158 the subway melt looked like goatse from the thumbnail

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 11:53:51 2016 No.8275331 >>8272390 I got deja vu from this post

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 12:01:44 2016 No.8275346 File: 2.89 MB, 640x352, cans-are-hard.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272719 How about this one? And yes, it's the same retards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 12:04:43 2016 No.8275351 >>8272523 You know, I could see this working if he didn't add so much random sweet crap. Maybe boiling the ramen in chocolate sauce and adding whipped cream at the end

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 12:07:09 2016 No.8275356 >>8272719 White women being retarded at cooking is nothing new

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 12:21:24 2016 No.8275381 >>8274001 looks tasty

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 13:12:04 2016 No.8275502 >>8274312 why is she bullying that egg

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 13:57:50 2016 No.8275630 >>8273408 Hope you guys realize that her channel is partly satire. She's a maximum fucking troll.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 13:58:46 2016 No.8275632 >>8274312 this is what my retarded dog does to his kibble before he eats it

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 15:15:33 2016 No.8275858 >>8274974 i don't understand what's wrong with this??

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 15:22:04 2016 No.8275868 >>8274317 >tfw european

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 15:23:50 2016 No.8275875 >>8274158 >Meatball Marrymanara

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 16:25:55 2016 No.8276012 >>8275858 Nothing, the guy that posted it is just an autist. The crust is probably not home made but who really gives a shit if it tastes decent?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 16:58:15 2016 No.8276091 >>8272371 WHAT THE FUCK WHY

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 17:01:42 2016 No.8276101 File: 20 KB, 406x395, dd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8274056 >IMPLYING JACK CAN BE STOPPED......

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 17:10:22 2016 No.8276121 >>8272424 Salt, pepper, tumeric, paprika and oregano

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 17:17:13 2016 No.8276151 >>8274938 That looks OK but I am pretty sure it is all cold by the time you finished shaping it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 17:18:50 2016 No.8276157 >>8274970 So fucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 17:50:37 2016 No.8276256 >>8274703 >>8273982 What is food coloring?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 18:00:45 2016 No.8276298 >>8272335 >#medrare Literally all he had to do was use google one time to realize why this shit doesn't work

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 18:19:26 2016 No.8276361 >>8272377 Remove acov

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 18:48:47 2016 No.8276446 Guys, can we please by nice to Jack for a few weeks and comment on his channel to convince him to do a Beef Wellington recipe. That could be the most epically bad video yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 18:57:45 2016 No.8276471 >>8274974 What's wrong with the picture anon? Are you mad that man has a wife that cooks pie for him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 19:06:56 2016 No.8276499 >>8274324 >>8274909 Or maybe he put some citric acid on there to keep it fresh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 19:19:13 2016 No.8276535 >>8272719 >>8275346 what show is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 19:37:23 2016 No.8276574 >>8274158 >/ck/ cringe Anon, this is pride, not cringe Long live that brilliant anon, for he sparked hope into us all that thread Nobody saw it coming man, nobody God bless his little soul

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 19:58:32 2016 No.8276635 >>8274960 we call them buñuelos in argentina and it's also tradition for people in rural areas to make these on rainy days pretty comfy stuf

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 20:06:43 2016 No.8276668 >>8273937 It looks like he just put pecans over brown sugar and called it a day

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 21:32:50 2016 No.8276955 >>8275091 No, you dumbass. Those are just little pieces of watermelons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 21:35:26 2016 No.8276963 >>8273271 >I did a steak that's cum, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 23:18:47 2016 No.8277300 >>8273408 The way she chops garlic makes me gag. Press it if you're going to be that lazy you stupid bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 14 23:31:31 2016 No.8277340 File: 48 KB, 600x600, BhMfNnpCQAAbwxq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272377 The aftermath https://twitter.com/rory_macdonald/status/437727907830448128

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 00:35:50 2016 No.8277468 >>8272402 because he hasn't had a full meal for 6 minutes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 00:41:34 2016 No.8277481 >>8274974 That really does not look so bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 00:41:48 2016 No.8277482 >>8272550 Hispanics

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 01:04:55 2016 No.8277526 >>8274974 The only thing disgusting there is the grammar. >I loves me some him

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 01:12:17 2016 No.8277541 File: 113 KB, 600x600, 1478765771800[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the fuck is THIS?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 01:14:26 2016 No.8277547 >>8277541 kind of looks like a pork meatloaf

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 01:18:15 2016 No.8277553 https://youtu.be/kuohemAkvD0

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 01:20:22 2016 No.8277561 >>8274158 I seriously can't tell anymore if this guy was being ironic or sincere about his love for footlong subs

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 01:26:54 2016 No.8277575 File: 14 KB, 189x292, 1478675098845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8274158 meatball marrymenara

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 01:45:42 2016 No.8277614 >>8277541 This is artisanal bread

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 02:35:07 2016 No.8277688 File: 435 KB, 1279x1706, 1472608562918.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 02:49:42 2016 No.8277702 File: 19 KB, 220x251, Dick_Grayson_as_the_Joker.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8274347 WHAT THE FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 02:55:36 2016 No.8277707 >>8274020 Bruh

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 02:59:21 2016 No.8277713 >>8272510 why the fuck does she use tongs just fucking dump the chips you fucking bitch

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 03:01:27 2016 No.8277717 File: 1.26 MB, 474x198, birb.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272377 >

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 03:16:30 2016 No.8277733 File: 40 KB, 600x501, ranet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] am I qualified enough to be a top chef?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 03:23:05 2016 No.8277742 >>8273932 >Its not in his hand. Its on a table and yes its perfectly acceptable to say to someone in the room Yes, to someone in the room. Are we in the room while he's pointing at the table, dipshit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 03:24:33 2016 No.8277746 >>8272371 >>8276091 >>8274867 >>8272694 >>8273227 She just spilled all the sugar accidentally, you are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 03:30:19 2016 No.8277756 >>8272551 You gotta be more specific because there is a lot of american cuisine

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 03:35:49 2016 No.8277766 >>8277688 Don't knock it til you've tried it, man. Steak & nanners can be awesome if done right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 03:37:03 2016 No.8277767 File: 81 KB, 720x960, 11120574_10204867758513746_2311476215159137927_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 03:38:17 2016 No.8277769 >>8277767 bleached

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 03:38:50 2016 No.8277771 >>8273066 Id point at you and say "that's RETARDED!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 03:39:57 2016 No.8277773 File: 29 KB, 555x421, 1457019005585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 03:40:39 2016 No.8277775 >>8277774

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 03:42:34 2016 No.8277776 >>8277773 this is honestly some avant-garde shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 03:43:24 2016 No.8277779 File: 722 KB, 761x567, Screen_Shot_2014-10-21_at_2.19.03_PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 04:01:40 2016 No.8277810 >>8272550 this is canadian putin with a twist

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 04:10:31 2016 No.8277822 >>8277777

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 04:26:03 2016 No.8277850 >>8272510 >>8272517 This is why I want a wall

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 04:45:42 2016 No.8277865 >>8277822 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 05:00:25 2016 No.8277869 >>8275346 that guy seems like he's going to have mental breakdown looking at them

Anonymous Tue Nov 15 05:01:47 2016 No.8277870

>>8272390

They never cooked or did those things for themselves... so they end up being retarded when it comes to doing that kind of thing.

I know 5 phd chemists... Who can't cook, and go all retarded when it comes to cooking. They research for a living but can't research how to do anything in real life because they think that they know it all....

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 05:48:34 2016 No.8277912 >>8274317 I'd dunk my dick into that vat of chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 05:50:31 2016 No.8277916 >>8277870 I have a doctorate in chemistry too. From experience it's less you think you know everything and more you've given up on life and just don't care.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 05:55:29 2016 No.8277920 File: 324 KB, 473x351, DLRSAtX.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8277340 Huh. That honestly looks a lot less severe than I would've expected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 06:18:54 2016 No.8277933 >>8277920 Yeah, it looks bad, but if you think about it, a knife stab is just a flat cut that's half an inch long. It all depends on what got cut inside though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 06:21:43 2016 No.8277937 >>8277810 >canadian putin "There are no Russian troops in Ukraine, eh"

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 06:28:44 2016 No.8277943 >>8277340 >different knife

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 06:48:08 2016 No.8277961 >>8275091 watermelons are green and round you moron

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 06:50:18 2016 No.8277966 File: 288 KB, 1200x1600, av3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8277340 >>8277943 Shit, didn't notice that. His clothes are different as well So apparently it happened to two different peope kek. Here'a another photo of the first guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 06:51:30 2016 No.8277967 >>8277966 How is it possible to fuck up so bad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 07:11:36 2016 No.8277973 File: 129 KB, 898x517, 1478396963225.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wonder if he tried doing it anyway

Anonymous Tue Nov 15 07:12:20 2016 No.8277974

>>8277870
Big deal, i know plenty of people who never went to college and can't cook for shit.

Failing at basic tasks, like cooking, is not exclusive to people in their "ivory towers", it just becomes a more glaring issue when it appears on so-called "erudites"

>they think that they know it all
Oh god, where do i start with this?
"It doesn't matter that i never persued a higher education. I can do basic day-to-day tasks better than them, so i have that going for me"
Oh, no. Don't tell me, you also have a PHD in something too right? Or are you going to say that those are completely useless and don't mind not having one?

Come on, anon. Suprise me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 07:18:44 2016 No.8277978 >>8277974 PHDs are completely useless, that's why I'm not using mine and work as a welder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 07:19:18 2016 No.8277979 >>8272371 These are clearly overcooked. 2/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 07:21:38 2016 No.8277981 >>8277978 So, both? Okay, you win. You did surprize me

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 07:22:37 2016 No.8277984 >>8277981 Joke's on you. I'm actually not him. I don't have a PHD. And I don't work as a welder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 07:29:05 2016 No.8277994 >>8277541 Thought it was a pizza with this yellow juice being the crust. It's way worse than that

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 07:30:46 2016 No.8277996 >>8277733 Well, it looks edible. It's already better than a lot of restaurants

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 07:32:52 2016 No.8277998 >>8277984 Oh, it's not about that. You can say bullshit to anything on this site, considering the anonymous nature of the posters. The fact that you managed to come up with something i wasn't expecting is enough. Good job, anon.

Anonymous Tue Nov 15 09:22:45 2016 No.8278207

>>8276535
It's from the TV series 'The Restaurant' that ran from 2007-2009, in which couples competed for the chance to open their own restaurant with backing from chef Raymond Blanc. Natalie and Sandy, the mother-daughter featured in this video, appeared in the first episode of the third season, and were promptly eliminated for obvious reasons.

Here's a link so you can see the carnage in its entirety: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bAc6mc5GM

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 09:23:58 2016 No.8278208 New winner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj7-qrH-ZY0

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 09:32:00 2016 No.8278228 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZjwE68MV7U A pan pizza from a former German youtuber. For the dough: Flour, eggs, sparkling water Sauce: Ketchup with dried basil Toppings: Cheese, salami, onions and chives

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 09:53:28 2016 No.8278272 >>8274974 >anon is jealous that he doesn't have a sweet wife who will make him pie

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 10:05:11 2016 No.8278299 >>8273498 3/4 cup? No fucking way. I use a mestrual cup and I don't think I lose that much blood in an entire cycle, especially if you aren't including blood clots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 11:17:06 2016 No.8278443 >>8272377 FIRMLY GRASP IT

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 11:42:14 2016 No.8278484 >>8272377 has he ever heard of using too much force? fucking shit... at least now he has

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 11:45:22 2016 No.8278492 >>8275155 Not if they were high quality onions of a more rare variety. There's more than white yellow red, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 11:58:37 2016 No.8278534 >>8277771 >>8277777

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 12:23:15 2016 No.8278611 >>8274993 The worst part of that vid is how hard she is scraping that teflon pan with a metal spoon.. >NHS was a mistake

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 13:09:29 2016 No.8278715 Be honest when answering this question If you were to cut off your hand or a finger trying to open a coconut and you knew it would be futile trying to reattach it. Would you try to cook and eat it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 14:48:29 2016 No.8279034 >>8277966 It's a girl you dope, look at the fingernails.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 14:53:03 2016 No.8279054 >>8272719 Feminism did this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 14:59:31 2016 No.8279078 >>8273909 Reminds me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8trwGYqiKts

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 15:00:12 2016 No.8279083 File: 271 KB, 900x952, 1472609069329.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 15:06:33 2016 No.8279105 >>8279083 what just no

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 15:16:25 2016 No.8279154 >>8274974 Looks fucking tasty, I love me some chicken pot pie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 16:09:33 2016 No.8279346 File: 2.24 MB, 1439x2207, 20161115_101157.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fresh oc

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 17:35:39 2016 No.8279536 >>8279346 Why is it still on the oven rack and why is a piece of the cake different from the rest?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 18:40:31 2016 No.8279679 >>8279083 scrambled eggs and ketchups normal you fuckwit

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 19:26:35 2016 No.8279788 >>8273970 none of those people are related to jack btw, those are his church friends

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 19:52:05 2016 No.8279822 >>8277688 milk goes with everything

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 19:53:08 2016 No.8279823 >>8277773 milk goes with everything

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 20:17:29 2016 No.8279876 >>8279679 thats not eggs...

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 20:18:53 2016 No.8279882 >>8279679 I'm gonna take the bait and just say you're a faggot if you think ketchup on eggs is okay. Also, that's popcorn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 21:12:51 2016 No.8280024 >>8278208 This is so sad, but also funny at the same time. I can't decide if I should be laughing at her retardation, or be sad about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 15 21:57:34 2016 No.8280126 >>8277773 Ain't this like from the Series of Unfortunate Events where the kids made spaghoots in a spitoon?

Anonymous Tue Nov 15 22:08:09 2016 No.8280148
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>>8278492
Onion soup don't require exquisite onions. It's been plebeian food for at least a thousand years.
And not very French (it dates back to the Romans.)

>>8279536
>why is a piece of the cake different from the rest?
The [picture related] used was the cheaper "just cut a corner of a plastic bag" one, and broke before the end.
There was no [metal bit on pic related] used on the rest of the cake either.
(It's rare my dictionary fails on me, sorry about that.)
And the oven rack is a good place to let cool a cake.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 16 04:13:06 2016 No.8280736 >>8280286 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 16 04:20:52 2016 No.8280757 File: 70 KB, 700x577, Live Wire Latte.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8272335 Imported from /co/ 's horrible webcomics. I've always wondered what the fuck this would taste like but, I'm too frightened to try it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 16 07:52:22 2016 No.8281005 >>8272424 apples, sugar, salt, pepper, rosemary

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 16 08:35:06 2016 No.8281077 >>8279346 this is some #wifeymaterial grade stuff right here

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