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8357163 No.8357163 [Reply] [Original]

Webm thread? No meme youtube cooks.

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>> No.8357313

>dat jew snout

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>> No.8357363

I shit you not, this bitch reminds me of the SOUS chef ( she got the title because her dad owns the place) I worked with on my last job.

She has no fucking clue how to open a coconut, so she uses her 1,200 japanese knife to stab at it.

Holy shit, the Chef-de-cuisine usually shows up drunk and pissed off.

I no longer work for that shit hole.

>> No.8357400


I've watched this webm maybe a dozen times and it still causes me to cringe so fuckin' hard.


>> No.8357442

We don't have those specimens in our country so I can't tell if that's comedy or real life.

>> No.8357449

Jesus is there anything in this world that he wouldn't manage to fuck up?

>> No.8357486

It's getting obvious that guy's a professional troll. Can we stop posting his shitty content?

>> No.8357514

poor henkels

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>> No.8357897

The fuck is this?

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>> No.8357905

/ck/ kino

>> No.8357914

This is fake right? How did neither of them lose fingers during that?

>> No.8357922

I don't get it.. how does he get out?

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>> No.8357929

>implying that wouldn't be fucking delicious

>> No.8357938

He's not allowed to leave, and he has to eat all the eggs.

>> No.8357939

He doesn't.

>> No.8357943


Through the back you fucking moron.

>> No.8358179

Watch this webm listening to that Lime in the coconut song

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>> No.8358217


Looks like meats back on the menu boys.

>> No.8358229
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>Mfw Italy discovered the ultimate weapon against Islam

>> No.8358242


This is why I hate youtube food reviewers. They pick apart the food before trying it.

>> No.8358259

Can someone please post the Ja/ck/ anime betrayal picture? It shreds my sides every time.

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>> No.8358280

If it was a pile of shit and still tasted like a great pizza, I fail to see the point of having to pick it apart.

It's not like a PC where the case looks good but someone wants a speclist to see what's on the inside, it's a fucking pizza.

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>> No.8358289

>hmmm if only I had a pair of tongs

>> No.8358297

Yeah that's my life every since I lost my job. Sucks that I need the sauce to survive. I'm just a mess. Anyone else all/ck/y here?

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>> No.8358302


That actually looks like a fantastic drunk/stoner meal.

>> No.8358309

No, you just need something to fill the time gap instead of sitting on your ass wasting money on booze.

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where's the goddamn grilled cheese cocktail webm

>> No.8358336

needs salsa though

for moisture and flavour

>> No.8358340


Maybe for dipping, otherwise they'd just get soggy.

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>MFW all those tusk niggers gon' get killed

Why doesn't the cage just drop straight, though? Is the angled/rotating drop to prevent damage to the rig?

>> No.8358439


I would guess so, easier on all parts of it to have it slide at an angle on the rails instead of vertical. Easier to reset that way too.

>> No.8358446

Shit, didn't think of the ease of re-setting it.

>> No.8358454

Gold ol drunken aunt sandra. used to jerk it to her so much.

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She's not even attractive.

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>> No.8358725

you obviously don't know the struggles of not having internet

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>that one that gets smashed on the left

>> No.8358762


Don't feel bad for it. They are destructive awful creatures. There's a reason there is no season for them and no limits on how many you can hunt and kill.

>> No.8358770

fucking doritos, cheese, and ramen

what the fuck

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>> No.8358812

>There's a reason there is no season for them and no limits

Sounds fun...

>> No.8358819

>when he starts biting the coconut apart

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I wait the day when /ck/ has a sticky for this absolute blight on existence dying

>> No.8358839

On the contrary, he brings great joy to my /ck/ experience. And when he dies, he there will be more jack posting than ever, so be careful what you wish for

>> No.8358844

We can hope for the fatass to have another stroke. Jack Jr. can even take over the channel.

>> No.8358848

>dubs of death
it's a sign

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>> No.8358881

So he's going to die in 5 years, right?

>> No.8358886

hopefully sooner along with all the shitposters

>> No.8358888

If I was to go to some foreign country and just binge on street vendors what is the chance that I would horribly sick? Have the people that live there developed a natural resistance to any illnesses? They are obviously really fucking good at doing whatever they do but the hygiene is what worries me

>> No.8358899

don't worry he never heats the pan up enough anyway

>> No.8359100

basically he has to sell all the eggs before he's allowed to leave

>> No.8359149

You'll get sick anywhere new regardless, if it's not the food it's the water, the air, the new things you touch . Stop with your complaining . If you get sick get sick, make it worthwhile

>> No.8359168

That's why you only eat street food that is cooked right in front of you and drink bottled water or some shit when you are in a third world country,

>> No.8359169

>gets sick
>ruins trip because violently sick for over a week

>> No.8359185


Been in Taiwan for 6 months eating at night markets, convenience stores and roadside seafood stands on busy expressways. No illness yet. It just depends on how strong of a stomach you have.

>> No.8359188

See, that's why I come to /ck/; the hog trap rigging expertise.

>> No.8359206
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Here you go

>> No.8359213


I'm Indian and when we visit, not even my parents / relatives let me eat street food. It's chock full of bacteria that needs a titanium stomach to keep down.

That's only possible through a lifetime being exposed to the fecal matter on the street.

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>> No.8359259


aaaaand it's a fucking jack thread

/ck/ webm threads are ALL THE FUCKING SAME


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>> No.8359280

>oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink!!

>> No.8359282

It's fun for a while. When you've spent 500 dollars worth of bullets killing fifty pigs and you still haven't made a dent in the local population and you'll never be able to eat all that and you've had it so much you hate it now, it's not as fun anymore.

I love bacon.

But I also love honey, and I would rather not be drowned in it.

>> No.8359283

I want my pizza with double cheese in one side and the other side should have tomato and every meat but ham should be added after its done

>> No.8359285

Just like Charlie Zelenoff, people want to believe.

>> No.8359298

thats because he burnt himself before because he does stupid shit

>> No.8359311

how does this happen? like, even kids know about can openers from cartoons and movies.

>> No.8359312

>aaaaand it's a fucking jack thread
>4 replies
>One of which is yours
>Most people are commenting on the non-Jack posts

Calm your tits anon.

>> No.8359314

>random naked chick
>floor covered in > signs
is that how the internet look like in real life

>> No.8359315

>you'll never be able to eat all that

Can you not sell it? Wild boar is pretty popular.

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>I want my pizza with...

>> No.8359331
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she cuts like a poor person

>> No.8359335

Dude is a man among men. I love his channel

>> No.8359378

I've seen them eat like this in JOrdan and Lebanon, though they weren't eating spaghettig

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>> No.8359460

Parents spoiling their kids and not teaching them basic survival skills. Welcome to the future.

>> No.8359473

What animu is this? It looks cute and like fun.

>> No.8359478


It is both of those things

>> No.8359484

Thank you.

>> No.8359499


>> No.8359504
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What is it about this webm that's so magical?
I never get tired of it.
Is it his confused look?
Is it his neato egg fort?
I don't know. I just love it.

>> No.8359507

I did that with salmon once. Didn't even wear a shirt at the time. 0/10 would not recommend.

>> No.8359516

For me it's knowing that a sweaty old man who has not washed his hands all day probably makes a better egg sandwich than I have ever had. The confused look also makes it amusing.

>> No.8359538

>all that garlic


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>the video doesn't end when you want it to

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>> No.8359559

Fuck I'm salivating.

>> No.8359568

nice trips but i got it the first time

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>> No.8359573

what am i looking at here

>> No.8359574

Looked like a duck cake at first...

>> No.8359576


That deserves the Michelin Pear of Anguish.

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>> No.8359579

ass cancer

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>> No.8359586

Is that how poor people make jerky?

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>> No.8359592

i think they look really beautiful :3

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>> No.8359599

Why is he shaving vegetables unto a towel and throwing them into piles?

>> No.8359601

this really makes me go hmm...

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>> No.8359620

>eat animals alive
>murder people for organs
>no sense of compassion
3rd nuke cant come soon enough

>> No.8359640

now i finally understand why i'm afraid of mollusks.

>> No.8359656

He's selling the shaverthingy. It's a demonstration.

>> No.8359661

You jerk...I can't unsee it! ;_;

Is right.

>> No.8359663

Where do i get

>> No.8359667

>yo what u want senpai
>just pour everything you got together
>say no more

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>> No.8359691

i didn't know jack has family in mexico

>> No.8359699

I've seen some awful cuisine from almost everywhere, but this shit seems commonplace with Mexicans. What the fuck is going on?

>> No.8359704

they are poor as fuck and love salty shit

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>> No.8359706

>I've seen some awful cuisine from almost everywhere, but this shit seems commonplace with Mexicans. What the fuck is going on?

Mexicans cook like they lead their life and overall country.....

>> No.8359711

Go ask some poor as fuck trailer trash with shitty palates if they would pour juice over chips. I bet you would be asking around for a while before you got a yes.

>> No.8359713

kill yourself

>> No.8359716

what are the cubes

>> No.8359717

its just a salad with corn chips instead of cruotons i see nothing wrong with it

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>> No.8359754

>$500 worth of ammo to kill 50 pigs

You're either the worst shot in the world or you're shooting pigs with some African double rifle.

>> No.8359771

what a fucking mess.

>> No.8359814

>3rd nuke
the video isn't from japan. those are koreans

>> No.8359888

They have to be goose eggs, right? They are soo huge. One fills that entire pan, and it's at least a twelve inch pan. Story on this? His autistic genius is magnificent.

But this guy's stuff is thoroughly cooked, and he serves it without touching it - straight to the plate from the pan. Even the bread is toasted on both sides due to that super-dank flip move.

It's like the hypnotic elegance of some obscure animal perfectly adapted to its weird niche habitat. Like deep ocean fish with lights sticking out of their heads.

>> No.8359922

why is she dicing an onion with a fucking butter knife. explains why she's holding her hand like that, no risk of getting cut

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Bet that fucker was licking mayo off his goatee all day

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>> No.8360204

I have an erection.

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>> No.8360232



Are those the legendary Dollar Store Steaks?

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>> No.8360243

If you said China you would have a point of sorts, but food you buy in Taiwan is just safe by default.

>> No.8360245
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I doubt it, those dollar store steaks are like 20% water solution so it's usually a congealed mess with some meat scraps like the vid you posted. Kay's steak slices are too well formed to be that

>> No.8360250


How did he even get that much liquid in it in the first place.

Jesus christ it looks like a magic trick.

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>> No.8360258


It's literally the same exact fucking ingredients in the bowl webms. Does Mexico only have 8 fucking foods?

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>> No.8360260

Does anyone have the Ja/ck/ webm where he pours like 2 gallons of chocolate icing onto a cake. I need that for my collection

>> No.8360262
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I'll have a look

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Oh my fuck. I want to eat that.

>> No.8360264
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Thanks friendo.

Here's a rare jack for your efforts

>> No.8360269

What's wrong with this? You faggots would say that's perfect if it was a steak.

>> No.8360271

Reminder to not respond to the Jack poster.

>> No.8360277

fucking died

>> No.8360278

There is a reason that wild pigs in america is always open season.

Have you seen how big those fuckers get in the wild and how fucking much they breed? Pigs in general require precision to kill since they can survive gunshots that would kill other animals but the giant feral pigs literally require shit like landmines to fucking hurt.

>> No.8360284
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You do realize there is an army of us right?

Also, watch this one. You can't tell me you aren't intrigued and fascinated by this.

>> No.8360292


This is true. The first time I went hunting for them I shot one like you would a deer and the asshole just started running towards us.

>> No.8360299

>>$500 worth of ammo to kill 50 pigs

Yes. This isn't call of duty. Those fuckers ran fast and random and takes 5+ shots from a damn 7.62 on target. Doesn't take into account the 10-15 shots that missed. So that's 20 shots per pig.

This comes out to 1000 rounds. With the price increase of ammo lately, thats roughly 350-400 bucks....and prices vary vastly by state

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Do you actually believe this? Feral hogs are tough no doubt, but if it is costing you $10 worth of ammo to put down a single hog, you can't shoot worth a fuck. Know the anatomy of the animal you're hunting. I know tons of people, myself included, who have taken 300 lbs plus hogs with .30-30 or 7.62x39. They're not some magical demon creature as you've been led to believe. I know some ranchers that shoot them with .22s and kill them.

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Sadly I have but one Jack dessert

>> No.8360313

Fucking LARPer

>> No.8360335


Hoping with Trump and Republicans back in power we'll see ammo prices go back down.

>> No.8360345

I doubt it, the gun industry is controlled by Jews and the prices have already been raised and people have gotten used to them.

(((They do this everytime))). There is a reason they get kicked out of everywhere they go for thousands of years....constant forms of "usury"

>> No.8360355


Well at the very least universal CNC and silencers being taken off the ATF controlled list are almost guaranteed so some good will come of it.

>> No.8360369

>Well at the very least universal CNC and silencers being taken off the ATF controlled list are almost guaranteed so some good will come of it.

Holy shit, you for real? You got a source on that by chance?

>> No.8360375




Good times.

>> No.8360382


I didn't know my dick could get this hard

>> No.8360393

Was that guy ever confirmed a Jack cu/ck/?

>> No.8360400


I would unironically eat/drink this.

>> No.8360407

I'm assuming his wife thought he liked him in the same way my wife thinks I like him.....She'll often see me watching his videos and laughing.

My brother is staying with me and we both cook a ton and were talking about Ja/ck/ last night and she chimed in asking if we were talking about that "youtube cooking guy we like"

>> No.8360414

Maybe you should make the Party Cheese Salad with her.
Then she would truly understand.

>> No.8360419

Is this Italian/Euro TV? If so I'm jealous. The US is such a bland, backward shithole of prudes

>> No.8360426


Steak is one solid piece, meaning only the outside really needs to be cooked to make it safe to eat. Ground beef has bacteria exposed to every surface, meaning it should be cooked all the way through unless you're getting good shit that's suitable for tartare. Also he wears that fucking ring when working with raw meat all the time.

>> No.8360497

>why yes i have to use land mines to hunt pigs
basically all that guys uploads on youtube

>> No.8360498

That'll be $2500!

>> No.8360506

The fuck? What is he doing? What episode is this?

>> No.8360511

Never seen this ridiculous show before, but it looks like he's making sous vide hollandaise

>> No.8360518


>> No.8360528

someone have that pic of an anon tweeting to gordon ramsey the episode where jack boils eggs in ziploc bags to make omelettes and ramsay says who the fuck would do that he's lost the plot or somethings imilar

>> No.8360546


>> No.8360554

technological revolution was a mistake

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>> No.8360568

My favorite thing about jack is that he can't eat a single fucking thing without spilling it all over his beard and clothes and dropping some on the floor

>> No.8360586

mah waifu.

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>> No.8360611

its a meme you dip.

>> No.8360623

yes, please!

>> No.8360630

Come now, you rich, weep and howl for the miseries that are coming upon you. Your riches have rotted and your garments are moth-eaten. Your gold and silver have corroded, and their corrosion will be evidence against you and will eat your flesh like fire.

>> No.8360631

are those the steaks you see people selling on the side of the road?

>> No.8360650

What the fuck is wrong with that cheese?

>> No.8360700

I also did that. I was drunk as fuck and discovered a swordfish steak in the fridge. I dropped it from like a foot up into the pan. I still have a pink scars all over my stomach in the form of a splatter. Lucky my forest of body hair makes them unnoticeable unless you're really looking for them.

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>> No.8360721

cheese i think

>> No.8360724

>Steak is one solid piece, meaning only the outside really needs to be cooked to make it safe to eat. Ground beef has bacteria exposed to every surface, meaning it should be cooked all the way through unless you're getting good shit that's suitable for tartare
I never thought about that.
Thanks for teaching me something new.

>> No.8360753

You can kill a man with a .22. Why don't police departments and government agencies use it? Because it's not reliable. Shot placement is everything, but it's also not reliable.
You can reliably put down feral hogs with big moose/bear cartridges, which are more expensive, but are much more effective.

>> No.8360761

im losing my shit over that filename

>> No.8360769

my god, when i come to these threads i wanna see cool shit like


not mexicans eating chips or mexican-looking americans who cant cook playing in the kitchen.

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>> No.8360852

audibly keked

>> No.8360863

>all that garlic

all those T gainz

would eat 2

>> No.8360864

Jesus, those wings are fucking huge.

>> No.8360880

Taiwan is an entire universe away from places like India >>8359213
There's simply no comparison. A better question to pursue is: is this country shitty and poor, or not?

>> No.8360896

This always impressed me. There are no wild hogs where I live and the reaction time they have when the cage starts to drop is amazing.

>> No.8360901

Is this real? lol I never wondered how they ate before, this is hilarious.

Fucking slaves to an ideology that doesn't even benefit them.

>> No.8360911

>on a food and cooking forum
>can't appreciate the creativity behind this dish

Fuck off.

>muh eat the rich

Get off your soapbox.

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>when it cuts to the cooked ones
That looks like some shit from Alien.

>> No.8360934

GMO chickens have hella meat man.

>> No.8360957

>icing full of air bubbles

0/10 unusable

>> No.8360981

the gluttony scene in seven

>> No.8361010

Those are so sick skills.

>> No.8361026

the man is fucking hopeless

>> No.8361030

What the unholy fuck? So much wasted garlic...

>> No.8361046

fantastic filename

>> No.8361063


He asked for a reliable source.

>> No.8361065


The interview video is linked on the website. The site it's posted on doesn't change anything about what was said you six piece chicken McNobody.

>> No.8361073

full video

>> No.8361078

Meh. Mythbusters proved it was a colossal fake.

>> No.8361082

>The interview video is linked on the website.

Like the videos of Trump saying he'll arrest Hillary and drain the swamp? You realise Breitbart is run entirely by Jews, right? You're being cucked so hard it's hillarious.

>> No.8361089

I wonder how often people run up and just steal a tray of eggs.
Like this nigga can't do shit about it

>> No.8361092

I don't like the lack of sauce on that pizza

>> No.8361098

Can't wait til this guy from diabetic shock or heart disease

>> No.8361099

It's a fad in Mexico atm.
Basically the food version of putting lipstick on a pig

>> No.8361101

Shit, really? Next you'll be telling me that polar bear drinking coke isn't real either.

>> No.8361105

It is disturbing how it stops at the center. The process seems to be sub-optimal; why not a fixed radius arm that sprays sauce onto the entire pizza?

>> No.8361109

That girl is mirin that sghetti.
She probably eats fewer calories in the entire day than that fat fuck ate in that clip

>> No.8361113

I like how they try to impress these imbred plebs by using tongs to distribute the chips, instead of just pouring them out

>> No.8361117

>the little piglet on the left that was too fast, but not fast enough

>> No.8361118

He can spin fried eggs at them like ninja stars with his spatula.

>> No.8361121

I have that exact mixer. not bad for small,quick jobs.

>> No.8361123

Like a sprayer that's one radius in width and just turns around once? You'd have to have a variable flow rate across the width to account for the different areas at different radii, which seems prone to fucking up.

The arm thing only has one thing rotating and one nozzle, I can't think of a way to improve on that other than having a pizza sized sauce shotgun.

>> No.8361126

Thats why I drink bottled beer when I travel to shitty places

>> No.8361136

>pizza sized sauce shotgun.

I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

>> No.8361140

Really makes you think

>> No.8361145

What's that red/brown sauce?

>> No.8361146

>thought I could watch this
>seem him pull out the scissors

Yeah nah fuck that

>> No.8361156

I'm assuming gochujang

>> No.8361159

cucking with jack

>> No.8361161

It's so sad and soulless.

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I love how they dont think it's shitty enough, so they always finish it off with 5 ounces of juice or stock to make the chips extra soggy and disgusting. Why would anyone pay money for this?

>> No.8361171

They use that in China?

>> No.8361184

>all that killing you're gonna have to do
>all that pork
>all that teachin your son to be a man by shooting a hog point blank with a handgun

hell, you could teach your all the neighborhood kids to be men

>> No.8361187

so it doesn't bounce back up when it hits the ground

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pic related

>> No.8361262

>Lazy Mans Omelettes
That's so retarded
Omlettes are 'lazy mans food' to begin with

>> No.8361297

just throw a nade

>> No.8361390

Shouldn't you have realized earlier? When you take ground beef out of its package, it turns green and develops a foul smell overnight IN the fridge. Steak won't do that.

>> No.8361412


More indian garbage cooking please

>> No.8361426

seconding this

>> No.8361526

She's not even unattractive.

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Nah, that's Korean

I think it's more likely Doubanjiang, a chili oil and fermented bean paste mix.

>> No.8361581

Hollandaise sauce.
He's following this chefsteps video.

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>> No.8361591

>garden fresh
>now imported mexican field tomatoes are "garden fresh"!

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fucking jews/isis/pakistan/sandnigger fucks

>> No.8361610


It's $125 per shot and it's fired in a $250,000 gun

>> No.8361611

there's no way this is real, just no way

>> No.8361614

samething idc america FTW bro

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>> No.8361623

The chefsteps channel is fantastic, and I've made some of the recipes with good success -- but am I the only one that thinks this dude is a total douchebag. Like, he exemplifies everything annoying about a stereotypical loudmouthed American.

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>> No.8361634

I didn't know the government tested their traps for mexicans on boars

we must stop this animal cruelty

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Imagine being cuck. Now imagine being cucked by Ja/ck/. JUST

>> No.8361666


>> No.8361673

Not sure what you mean there. Take a chill pill.

>> No.8361678

Spotted the american

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For 12 seconds?

>> No.8361701

Don't listen to those other guys, it's Hoisin sauce, which is always served with Jianbing.

>> No.8361713

my god is that my ex?

>> No.8361717

I mean honestly, how does one manage to fuck up waffles?

>> No.8361769

>tfw I fuck up everytime

>> No.8361793

When did J.J. get that rad new haircut?

>> No.8361926


More like the food version of fucking a pig.

>> No.8361964

no. They realize that shooters will pay whatever they charge for the ammo.

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>> No.8361990


I saw the cream cheese block and knew better than to keep watching.

>> No.8362006

how to destroy your knife

>> No.8362012


Ugh christ not this shit again.

>> No.8362022


Maybe they weren't Asian enough.

>> No.8362028


Holy mother of fuck, I didn't think he would sink so low as to wipe his mouth with the bag and then he fucking did it. I saw him pick it up and I'm like "wait why is he grabbing that ba- OH FOR FUCKS SAKE."

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can i just mention the nigga put actual fruit punch in his shit to go box

>> No.8362257

You are truly mah nigga!

>> No.8362311



>> No.8362368

Really makes you think

>> No.8362686

The fuck is that white stuff? Jizz?

>> No.8362699

How to shit blood for a week and STILL not enjoy your food.

>> No.8362777

why are there people in tubes behind them?

>> No.8363063

You know posting this scene is doing the opposite of what you think it is?

>> No.8363111

that's just you

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can somebody please post their image md5 / file size filter list for jack webms? i visit about once a month and still am completely tired of that fucking nigger.

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>MFW whenever post a Jack webm, but run it threw ffmpeg w/ a slightly different setting so it has a different hash and file size

>> No.8363196

thats low even by 4chan standards of what constitutes having a life.

>> No.8363308

dudes just like ayy lmao.
why this nigga filming me.

>> No.8363351

>thank you for coming.


>> No.8363363

I pretty much ate a whole packet of biscuits in the dark only to turn the light on and see that they were covered in this weird black mould like thing.
had expired 2 years ago.

am I going to die?

>> No.8363365

>when you cook your steaks so hard they begin to foam like an ISIS video

>> No.8363385

When he became a goodfella

>> No.8363389

seems legit.
not sure why people have a problem with this.

>> No.8363397

Use a knife....

>> No.8363522

>weird black mould
probably penicillin you just caused the new strain of super bacteria.
jk you gon die

>> No.8363653

>not titled NimbleKingoftheShwarmaFort.webm
Nearly 10/10 but ya fucked it kiddo

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