/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.8393718]

2016 taco of the year thread

[Anonymous No.8393736]

>>8393718
top b8 m8

[Anonymous No.8393743]

[Anonymous No.8393780]

>cheese
>avocado not mashed into guac for tacos
>diced tomato on top of salsa
>lettuce
>store bought salsa
>corn tortilla
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.8393786]

>>8393718
>romaine

K now I'm pissed.

[Anonymous No.8393793]

easiest bait

[Anonymous No.8393799]

>cheedar

[Anonymous No.8393818]

>>8393743
What i thought was beans is not instead what im looking at is disgusting pate which i ask not to be added to my bahn mi whenever i have it in order to enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.8393820]

>>8393780
>shitskin thinks his opinion is relevant

[Anonymous No.8393821]

>>8393818

>asking for the best part to be left off

Why even bother?

[Anonymous No.8393825]

>>8393780
>store bought salsa
It says "fresh" right on the picture.
Considering they shredded their own cheese I have no reason to doubt that they actually made their own salsa.
>corn tortilla
Wait, what the fuck?
Doesn't every fucking Mexican bitch about using corn tortillas and not flour?

[Anonymous No.8393826]

>>8393718
>can't even fold it.

Taco should only consist of 1 protein and 1-2 toppings not counting cilantro and lime.

t. Tex-nigger

[Anonymous No.8393827]

Not OP, but I get how the tomatoes on top of salsa is excessive, but why else is everyone getting so triggered? I dont know much about Mexican cuisine and am curious

[Anonymous No.8393828]

>>8393826
also. NO FUCKING LETTUCE

[Anonymous No.8393833]

>>8393828
[>_<]

[Anonymous No.8393837]

>>8393827

Because it's a Tex-Mex taco not a Mexican taco and muh authenticity.

[Anonymous No.8393841]

>>8393780
>all those gripes
>left out the GROUND BEEF

remove yourself

[Anonymous No.8393848]

>>8393718
The fuck is hand-shredded cheddar? Do you rip the strands apart with your stupid hands? Use a god damn cheese grater, holy christ is that obvious.

[Anonymous No.8393849]

>>8393827
because when you have an actual Mexican taco, you realize that something so ridiculously simple is much more fucking delicious than the white people tacos (see OP) that you've been eating the whole time.

[Anonymous No.8393854]

>>8393718
>ground beef

[Anonymous No.8393862]

>>8393833

Get fucked.

[Anonymous No.8393897]

>>8393848
.... he used a hand held cheese grater
so he did it by hand

[Anonymous No.8393903]

>>8393718
>hand shredded cheese

[Anonymous No.8393906]

>>8393862
Heres my kinda taco

Notice it doesn't really close shut (its a rule[taco que cierra no es taco])and it most certainly is without orange cheese

[Anonymous No.8393938]

>>8393718
>no beans
>garbage seasoning
>shit tier meme beef
>salsa AND tomatoes
>avocado chunks
>meme cheddar cheese
>meme lettuce
>sour cream cuz cant think of any flavors

[Anonymous No.8393953]

>>8393718
>didn't even melt the cheese

[Anonymous No.8393959]

>>8393718
>hand shredded cheese
How do you grate cheese without your hands? Does it mean not pre-grated from a packet you keep in the fridge?

>grass fed beef
Don't all cows eat grass almost exclusively? Hay is grass right? I mean I know there's animal feed pellets but cows live in fields eating grass I thought.

>salsa and tomato
Two kinds of tomato why?

I don't understand this modern(?) food trend of using buzzwords to explain normal things. It's one step away from "bespoke artisan" kinda shit. When I see words like "deconstricted" or "handmade" or something it feels like a shill is about to happen. Like "hand ground slow roasted artisan coffee". You know you're about to get fucked.

[Anonymous No.8393974]

>>8393959

>can't tell if just pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.8394000]

>>8393827
This anon explains it well >>8393849
But to add, this is whiteification of Mexican "food" by adding lettuce, cheese, avocado squares instead of adding traditional flavors like onions, peppers on the side, and chile salsa and or cilantro

[Anonymous No.8394009]

Seems like the simple taco brings out the tard in every person on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.8394017]

>>8394009

I remember when people would go full autistic mode like the people in this thread for carbonara. What ever happened to that?

[Anonymous No.8394021]

>>8394017

shit, forgot my picture

[Anonymous No.8394022]

>>8393718
>the shitty top of the tomato with the stem part
>lettuce
>cold cheese shreds

Why do I come to this site anymore

[Anonymous No.8394024]

>>8393718

You know even for Tex-Mex style tacos, this is shit, OP

>ground beef
Fucking shit. If you are a wannabe try-hard with "hand-shredded [cheese]", you should fucking marinate your meat (not fucking ground BTW) whether it be steak strips, chicken, tripe, cow tongue, beef flanks, pork, or whatever you want to eat overnight with a mixture of spices.

>Lettuce
No. I get that it's Tex-Mex, but substitute it for some cilantro and some raw/grilled onions (preferably grilled)

>Avocado
As others have said, you should have actually made fresh guacamole

>Salsa
This one is meh. I would actually use some jalapeno salsa or some habenero salsa although this one is entirely subjective

Sour cream for Tex-Mex is fine.

>Cheese
I get that it's delicious, but i would actually substitute that cheese for some refried beans.
As for actual Mexican tacos

>Good, marinate meat (not ground) and plenty of it
>Cilantro
>Grilled Onions
>Low viscosity, spicy salsa
>A dash of lemon
>Radish as a "chaser" you chew on after eating aforementioned spicy salsa

[Anonymous No.8394025]

>>8393718

[Anonymous No.8394033]

>>8394024

This niggah gets it.

[Anonymous No.8394044]

>>8393718

[Anonymous No.8394052]

>>8393718
LITERALLY ANY GREEN BESIDES LETTUCE. LITERALLY. ANY. OTHER. GREEN.

AND PUT SOME FUCKING SAUCE ON THAT

[Anonymous No.8394062]

>>8394052

How about bitter melon?

[Anonymous No.8394070]

>>8393718
No, because if you take anyone from a Nordic country, or even Europeans, Americans are from European descent, you'll find there's not... I'm sure many pretend to like it, but spiciness is not the white way. It's definitely not the Nordic way. And I'm going to explain why.

Spiciness is degenerate, spiciness is anti-white. I don't mean to say that in any trivial way. In what it represents, spiciness is degenerate. What it means to spice up your food is to cause yourself agitation. To agitate your tongue. To cause you pain. To cause you a sensation, this new sensation, you might start shifting in your chair like "aah! that's hot!"

Here's the thing about spice, once you go from spicing food to making food spicy you've crossed into the realm of degeneracy. You're gonna be welcomed by Arab sheikhs and fucking la cucaracha dances. I don't mean this as a joke. If spicy food is something you enjoy then it's a sign of a degenerated spirit.

And it's these mud races that are so obsessed with spicy food, they're obsessed with agitation. They live in these climates where it's just sand, blowing in the wind. Or they might live in a muddy tropical forest where it's all gooey and slop-slop everywhere; it's constantly changing. But in the far North, what do we have? We have ice. There we have a true symbol. A way to orient ourselves, I suppose you'd say.

Spice is really a symbol of total decadence. If you enjoy causing pain to yourself, why is that? It's a thirst for total agitation that these lowers races are so much more... It's so much more sensual than the Hyperborean race. And it's not a plus. Hyperboreans have the true strength. Ice is strong. Sand you can just throw it to the wind, or you know... Disgusting... you can step on some mud, throw it away. You cn disperse it easily. But you have to smash ice.

So don't eat spicy food from a fucking salsa bowl, drink from the cool ice of your hyperborean ancestors.

[Anonymous No.8394106]

>>8394070
you're not funny

gb2 /pol/

[Anonymous No.8394110]

>>8394106
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.8394113]

>>8394070
You are going to stiffen that upper lip, even if I have to smear the capsaicin resin on it with my own frostbitten fingers.

Sincerely, the towering, sinewy specter of pallor itself.

[Anonymous No.8394116]

>>8394106
>>8394110

fuck off back to reԁԁit you samefagging niggerlover

[Anonymous No.8394137]

>>8394116
Go back to the Daily Stormer you cocksucking faggot

[Anonymous No.8394146]

>>8394106
kys

It was a funny paragraph or two, autist.

[Anonymous No.8394157]

>>8394070

Nordic food is notoriously garbage. They ate the few living things they could get their hands on and rot-fermented what they didn't eat directly.

Nordic food is worse than ANY other cuisine on the planet because it existed in a world that never developed, because it couldn't develop in freezing cold temperatures. Africans have better cuisine than Nordics. How do you not know that about your fucked up subsistence culture?

[Anonymous No.8394158]

Steak
Pico de gallo
Cheese
Soft corn tortilla
Thats it. Add hot sauce if you want.

[Anonymous No.8394164]

>>8394137

Someone on /ck/ knows about Der Stürmer? And here I am thinking you're all human filth.

[Anonymous No.8394173]

>>8394164
I stumbled across that website by accident and it's cringeworthy /pol/ autist garbage.

Further research reveals that it's run by a weaboo faggot named Andrew Anglin.

[Anonymous No.8394182]

>>8394173

No I'm talking about Julius Streicher. That nazi fuck. I think he was hung or shot. Regardless, it was the shitbox nazi rag like The Daily Mail but for 1938.

[Anonymous No.8394183]

>>8393718
>not a homemade tortilla
>shitty orange cheese
>avocado instead of guac
>extra tomato when the salsa should be sufficient
>idgaf if it's grass fed beef, it's minced you trash
>caring what kind of lettuce used
>shabby looking salsa
nice bait mate

[Anonymous No.8394184]

>>8393818
retard, the pate and the butter/oil is what makes the banh mi.

I bet you get bbq sauce on it too

[Anonymous No.8394218]

>>8394183
Legit. That salsa looks from a jar, and if you have salsa or pico then you shouldn't need extra tomato. Fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.8394221]

>>8394022
>implying something's wrong with lettuce
kys

[Anonymous No.8394227]

>>8394218
Probably no garlic in the salsa either

>'oh yeah, it's salsa with tomato and one WHOLE ONION'

[Anonymous No.8394352]

>avocado instead of guacamole
>tomatoes at all
>shredded cheese instead of queso

[Anonymous No.8394368]

>>8394227
>>8394352

you people sound like children that don't even have your own kitchen. just shut up. you sound like kids.

[Anonymous No.8394373]

>>8394368
t. reddit

[Anonymous No.8394377]

here's mine

[Anonymous No.8394388]

>>8394158

>Cheese
>SOFT corn tortilla

Kill yourself, kike.


>>8394377
You make me want to start a Mexican reich. Fucking hell, mate. Is that fucking corn?

[Anonymous No.8394390]

>>8394388
corn and beans

what's your problem?

[Anonymous No.8394395]

>>8394368
Irony being that you could prepare that shitty taco with a microwave with jarred ingredients.
>>8394388
Why would you not prepare your own tortillas?

[Anonymous No.8394403]

>>8393906
Arizonafag here. OP, go to a real city in Mexico before you post shit tier honky tacos in a superior taco thread. That garbage looks like ass:
>>8393718

[Anonymous No.8394429]

Dirty Canadian here. My only experience with tacos have been shitty El Paso kits but I wanna make a real taco/burrito, whats the best beef and whats a good seasoning to use?

[Anonymous No.8394440]

>>8394390

That's neither Mexican nor Tex-Mex.
You probably put fucking Chicken on Alfredo Fettucini.

>>8394395

When did I say anything about not making your own tortillas. I do it every now and then. The point is that SOFT corn tortillas are the even-more-processed pieces of shit that Taco Bell serves.

[Anonymous No.8394448]

>>8394390
corn beans white rice and hot sauce is fire. dont let these bourgeois pigs bring you down

[Anonymous No.8394458]

>>8394448

>corn
>WHITE rice
>hot sauce (not salsa)
>FL slang

I suppose you like Chipotle as well, nigger.

[Anonymous No.8394571]

>>8393718
holy fuck that taco is shit

it's like an 8th grade white girl choose the flavor profile

fucking pace picante sauce, shit beef, iceberg lettuce what the fuck

[Anonymous No.8394580]

>disgusting faggots who put avocados on everything

[Anonymous No.8394582]

>>8393837
>tex mex taco

And this is why tex mex has a bad reputation. Because fucking flyovers serve shit like OP posted and call it Tex Mex.

[Anonymous No.8394586]

>>8393862
I tried that cheese, completely mediocre. It's a meme.

[Anonymous No.8394599]

>>8394582

Read the fucking thread nigglet

Several others have pointed that this doesn't even pass as Tex Mex. I mean fucking ground beef and avocado for starters.

[Anonymous No.8394693]

>>8393718
White people tacos are a fucking abomination.

[Anonymous No.8394781]

>>8394693
I've all but given up on "authentic" tacos

Sure the ingredients are usually prepared a little better, but the portions are smaller, the prices are higher since "authentic", and corn tortillas are ALWAYS worse than flour tortillas in every situation. Sure they beat taco bell but not what I make at home.

[Anonymous No.8394787]

>>8394781
>hes never had taquitos

[Anonymous No.8394793]

>>8394781

>prices are higher

No. I live in San Francisco and that's not even true here.

Authentic tacos go for like 4 for $5/$6.

Quit lying.

BTW

Homemade Corn Tortillas > Na'an Bread > Store Flour Tortillas > Store Corn Tortillas

[Anonymous No.8394796]

>>8394787
>taquitos
Were talking about tacos

[Anonymous No.8394809]

>>8394599

Literally nobody has a problem with avocado. Stop trying so hard to fit in.

[Anonymous No.8394813]

>>8394796
>"in EVERY situation"

[Anonymous No.8394844]

>>8394571
Do you have a problem with 8th grade white girls?

[Anonymous No.8394886]

>>8394781
>He thinks authentic tacos can only be corn

[Anonymous No.8394900]

>>8393718
>Asians
Year of "insert animal"
>Mexicans
Year of "Food like substance"
>Whites
Year of "pop culture reference"
>Niggers
What is year?

[Anonymous No.8395152]

>>8394388
What other type of corn tortilla is there? You want to put it on a fucking tostada? End yourself, my dude.

[Anonymous No.8395156]

>>8394781
You can make them yourself for dirt cheap. "Street" tacos are only expensive because they're trendy.

[Anonymous No.8395160]

>>8394377
looks like what I shit out this morning mate

[Anonymous No.8395189]

>>8393825
just fucking look at that salsa. No way it's homemade, it looks like the Costco shit that jack takes on his omelets.

[Anonymous No.8396349]

>>8394184
Fuck off pate for me is lousy every time i get a banh mi with it the sandwich is trashworthy and im not someone who enjoys throwing away fine food >>8394218

[Anonymous No.8396379]

>thebestthebestthebestthebest

spoiler: I made them

[Anonymous No.8396404]

>>8393718
Holy shit, how over marketed and meme infested can a fucking taco get? Every single ingredient sans the avocado has some sort of inane, say-nothing qualifier to impress normies.

>Ooh, look honey, hand shredded cheddar! It wasn't smushed with a shoe in a bleach bath!

I'm surprised they didn't feel the need to add anything to the avocado

>Creamy, anti-aging, tongue-moisturising avocado

Fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.8396432]

Actually, the perfect taco is the one made by In-A-Tub in Kansas City. It's deep-fried and has orange powdered cheese. Look it up.

[Anonymous No.8396441]

>>8394403
I have spent quite a good amount of time en el sur and its my sort of thing enjoying carne asada over mixiote tacos as well as barbacoa pancita or whatever else as long as i have my pulque for breakfast, lunch and dinner when im down south be without a doubt knowing that im good, in fact real damned good

[Sage No.8396449]

>>8393718i know the op was bait but this is not an authentic taco recipe for those that dont know better

[Sage No.8396466]

>>8394886
>>8394886
>ive never been to mexico and dont know the difference or intended use of each style of tortilla.

Get fucked faggot.

[Anonymous No.8396499]

this got me in the mood for mexican, thanks /ck/ Im going to a restaurant that I can't afford now

[Anonymous No.8396521]

>>8394809

Guacamole is 10x better though.

>>8395152

[Anonymous No.8396534]

>>8396499

good shit anon. Start speaking Spanish and they will cut you a deal

I speak Spanish mostly at McD adn they supersize me for free.

[Anonymous No.8396688]

>>8396379
almost as bad as op
needs sauce or something

[Anonymous No.8396693]

[Anonymous No.8396698]

>>8396693

[Anonymous No.8396727]

>>8396534
10/10 restaurant was great in case anyone cared. Would recommended.

[Anonymous No.8396728]

>>8396466
I live in Mexico

Corn , Pita and flour are all used in tacos

[Anonymous No.8396871]

>>8394429
Try this mess found at walmart it still has a steak like consistency or just do the right thing and season some steak with salt pepper maybe garlic finally chop and inport into cooked and steamed while still warm corn tortilla (a good tortilla will have a slight popcorn flavor) add salsa along with desired onion & cilantro if desired

Repeat as necessary as offen as desired for a happy heart

[Anonymous No.8396884]

>>8396871
FUck I found that kind of taco filling at VG's like a month back, it's bretty gud.

[Anonymous No.8396889]

>>8396884
Its a really poor 2nd rate kind of thing honestly
Only i know fagwads love this sort of thing ... Yourself excluded of course

[Anonymous No.8396901]

>>8396728
How nouveau of you

How many time have you used lettuce for your wraps/tacoshell i wonder

[Anonymous No.8396910]

>>8396871
Who's to say i'm not a bit of a fagwad, but i'm just way to lazy to shred my own beef. Well unless I find a good doujin :^)

[Anonymous No.8396952]

>2016 taco of the year thread
>posts objectively Americanized, castrated taco instead of something that would actually taste better and/or not fall apart once the thing is folded up

Bruh...

[Anonymous No.8397001]

>>8393897

You're a faggot

[Anonymous No.8397021]

>>8396952
Before xmas yearly i post this image looking to read responses that are both dumb and on point

[Anonymous No.8397044]

>>8394440
Corn tortillas should never be fucking bought in a shop you unrefined animal. Literally water and masa, so fucking easy. It's the easy dough to prepare in existence.

So don't even bother talking about corn tortillas as you clearly know jack

[Anonymous No.8397046]

>>8394793
can I add to your list
Homemade corn tortillas>homemade white flour>na'an>store flour> store corn

Cause homemade white flour tortillas are pretty fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.8397048]

>>8396404
kek

[Anonymous No.8397053]

>>8396432
you make me sick
>>8396693
that frijole looks foul

[Anonymous No.8397154]

>>8393849
>>8394000

Get your fucking SJW bullshit out of food. Is nothing sacred any more?

[Anonymous No.8397181]

>>8394809

Guac > Avocado

Avocado by itself is better with salt/pepper on toast you fucking pleb.


>>8394886

You were a tourist. Period.

>>8395152

Homemade, store bought, and fucking Taco Bell shit.

kill yourself

>>8396379

>no homemade salsa
>no cilantro
>no onions (grilled or raw)
>no radish
>no guacamole
>no sign of lemon dashes

Kill yourself, piece of fucking shit.


>>8396432


Kill your entire city a la ISIS, then kill yourself.

>>8396441

Congrats, you went to a Mexican Hispter shithole.

>>8396693

Good, but I would do black beans instead.

>>8396698

>cheese
>lettuce

fuck off

>>8396728

Probably some shitty part of Mexico. Mazatlan, the city of the Cartels, doesn't serve that shit.

>>8396871

...

>>8396889

top kek

>>8397044

In the real world, people have jobs. Not paper pushing or mdonald's. I make 120K a year and as much as I'd like to make tortillas from scratch, store bought is better.

[Anonymous No.8397188]

>>8394000

>whiteification
>WhitEIficiation
>Whit[aih]fication

Fucking killl yourself you piece of shit. You can't even spell in English.

[Anonymous No.8397194]

>>8397181
Taco bell doesn't serve corn tortillas, and store bought corn tortillas are perfectly okay after you heat them up.

[Anonymous No.8397201]

>>8397194

Whatever they have as soft tacos. i don't usually go to shit places, sorry.

And yeah corn tortillas are ok, but only after homemade corn tortillas and Na'An bread

[Anonymous No.8397658]

>>8397181
idgaf how much you claim to make each year. Point is, if you knew anything at all about cooking or food in general you would know that a) store tortillas are not better and b) they are really quick to make

Obviously you don't know how to cook. If you did you would know that while whipping together the ingredients for a taco you can easily make corn tortillas at the same time with zero extra time being used.

Enjoy your low level tortillas and the little fantasy you have that they are better.

Learn to cook nigger

[Anonymous No.8397662]

>>8393825
>Considering they shredded their own cheese I have no reason to doubt that they actually made their own salsa.


wait is shredding cheese actually considered effort comparable to cooking in America?

[Anonymous No.8398020]

>>8396901
>>8397181
Puebla

[Anonymous No.8398023]

>>8397181
>Congrats, you went to a Mexican Hispter shithole.
>Mexican taqueria made 70 years ago
>hipster

you try too hard

[Anonymous No.8398028]

[Anonymous No.8398062]

>>8397658

>hurr durr I make everything from scratch

Good for you.

If I am cooking for myself, I generally don't care if it's store bought or not.

>>8398028

>mexican blend

my sides....

[Anonymous No.8398146]

>>8394429
Beef tongue makes the best tacos.

[Anonymous No.8398151]

>>8393718
>that much diced tomato
>having diced tomato at all

There are other things wrong here, but this is the absolute deal breaker.

[Anonymous No.8398187]

>>8397181
What the hell is it about tacos that draws people's autism out like this?

[Anonymous No.8398197]

>>8393718
That taco is going to be horribly overstuffed. You'd take one bite and it would all spew out the other end.

[Anonymous No.8398216]

>>8398028
>all these people fronting like they still wouldn't eat the shit out of some stupid american tacos

[Anonymous No.8398313]

>>8398062
I think it means they add cumin and make the cheese taste horrendous. That's what it means from Walmart, anyhow, and Food Lion ain't much better.

[Anonymous No.8398975]

Tell me taco time hasn't passed me by

[Anonymous No.8398981]

>>8393793
>easiest bait


I left thinking ketchup on steak

[Anonymous No.8399007]

>>8398981
>ketchup on steak
Try well done steak

[Anonymous No.8399288]

>>8396688
my meat is perfectly sauced already as that is how I cook>>8397181
>>no homemade salsa
>>no cilantro
>>no onions (grilled or raw)
>>no radish
>>no guacamole
>>no sign of lemon dashes
>Kill yourself, piece of fucking shit.

my chicken is so perfectly spiced and cooked that it doesn't need any props to help it along, just a little cool red lettuce to bridge between the warm corn tortillas and the heavenly, savory filling

[Anonymous No.8399623]

>>8396379
My mouth is getting dry just looking at those husks

[Anonymous No.8399692]

>>8399623

my friend, they were as tender and delicious as the caul of a young lamb or a teen aged person's first fluttering kiss, and just as damp and pliable

[Anonymous No.8399728]

>Only authentic taco places in my city are like 12 bucks for 2-3 tacos

I fucking hate it here. Only thing we have going for us is our pizza, which is delicious.

[Anonymous No.8399732]

[Anonymous No.8399808]

>>8396728
But not sweet corn

[Anonymous No.8399811]

>>8397181
"guac" triggers me as much as "veggie"

[Anonymous No.8399824]

>>8399732

>2.92 mb
>128x96

It used to just be the corn husk that triggered me about that.

[Anonymous No.8399835]

>>8393718
> too much avocado
> having tomatoes when you already have salsa.. which has tomatoes in it

Why?

[Anonymous No.8399890]

>>8393718
>ground beef
No

[Anonymous No.8400000]

>>8394024
Dude, congratulations, you just turned it form a taco into a fajita.

Fucking amazing, maybe next time you are at a texmex restaurant and want a fajita with guac order a fucking fajita with guac instead of bitching about how these tacos dont have authentic goat anus and chicken nigglets in them.

[Anonymous No.8400004]

>>8400000
Getting this get makes staying up late shitposting on this board worth it tonight.

[Anonymous No.8400006]

>>8393820
When it comes to shitskin food it makes sense it would.

[Anonymous No.8400029]

>>8398146
I had these tacos de lengua in rural WA state last month, 9.5/10

[Anonymous No.8400033]

>>8396379
is nobody going to mention this faggot's stupid angry birds plate?

You have a stupid plate, faggot.

[Anonymous No.8400068]

My sort of tako when eating sushi

[Anonymous No.8400072]

>>8400033
got 'em

[Anonymous No.8400088]

Just looking for some out of the ordinary meat to use for traditional style taco

[Anonymous No.8400103]

>>8398216
I fucking love simple ass stupid american tacos.

[Anonymous No.8400106]

>>8394062
Looks interesting! How was it?

[Anonymous No.8400583]

>>8400068
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.8400585]

>>8393780
fuck off pinata nigger

[Anonymous No.8400588]

>>8399288
sounds pretty boring bro

[Anonymous No.8400589]

>>8393906
make sure to throw everything around and fumble with your tongs or else its not authentic

[Anonymous No.8400677]

>>8393906
>>8396441
>>8396901
>>8400029
These are the real deal, specially those tacos de lengua, tripa and "al pastor" are really good too.

>>8399728
Jesus Christ, where the fuck do you live?


My uncle has always sold tacos in different points of the city and I can tell who are all those little faggots who make their tacos with lettuce, beans, cheese, or sour cream (seriously, WTF are you doing? fucking hell) and a lot of you fuckers are from Nuevo Leon, good carne asada, but lettuce is fucking disgusting.

If you want some "fresh" or green toppings on a taco you can add chopped onion, cilantro, some roasted or grilled nopales, or some guacamole (also, guacamole is a sauce don't put other salsa, you'll ruin the spicy taste). My recommendations for some recipies are, tacos de carnitas (my family is from Michoacan, fucking love carnitas), tacos "al pastor", tacos de barbacoa, tacos de suadero, tacos de longaniza (kinda like chorizo), tacos de arrachera, tacos de "cochinita". And for the totillas, arrachera and carne asada goes better with flour ones, for everything else corn is better and has a more robust taste. Also try to make your own tortillas, the ones on the store have a lot of shit that ruins the taste.

I can't tell you how much I love the food of my home, and it makes me happy to know another people like it or are interested in it, even if it's just tacos. Love you bros, and happy holidays <3

[Anonymous No.8400685]

I FIND THAT PROPER TACO DEFINITION CAN BE CONTENTIOUS AMONG THE GENERAL POPULACE. SO LET IT BE SETTLED HERE AND NOW. THE FOLLOWING INGREDIENTS HAVE NO PLACE ON AN ACTUAL TACO:

HARD CORN TORTILLA
GROUND BEEF
SOUR CREAM

THAT IS ALL. CARRY ON.

[Anonymous No.8400813]

>>8400685
I'm with you on the ground beef and the hard shell, but sour cream can be nice and work as a creme substitute.. Not super authentic though

[Anonymous No.8400815]

>>8400677
Oh man, you are so lucky!

Just want to point out, as an australian on the other side of the world, I feel so lucky to have been exposed to proper mexican at a young age, rather than the packet tex-mex crap that is common here.

[Anonymous No.8400834]

>>8400813
"Authentic" is sorta meaningless, though. If it's good, it's good, and if it's bad, it's bad. "Authentic" injun food is fucking awful, the prairie niggers had no goddamn spices and basically just ate dried meat, suet, and whatever tubers they could dig out of the ground with bent sticks. Indian tacos, on the other hand, are artery clogging and delicious.
Some of the best tacos I've had were made my some El Salvadorans, and that spicy cabbage slaw they put on everything was right at home alongside lengua and a little lime.

[Anonymous No.8400840]

>>8397662
Considering there's pre shredded stuff in bags I would. Bear in mind is covered in a weird cellulose sawdust like coating to prevent clumping. Euros seem to have a stick in their asses about what cheese is, but I won't defend the bag stuff. You can get something decent in a wedge to grate but it can get a bit pricey for some.

[Anonymous No.8400843]

>>8400815
Mexican food in Australia is fuckin' weird. You guys don't really have ANY Latinos, and the average Aussie's exposure to anything Spanish is vomiting into a fountain in Grenada while on holiday. There's a "Cuban" restaurant in Manly Beach where the closest thing to hispanic food was pulled pork over waffle fries. No cafe con leche, either, and half the coffee places don't even know how to say "mocha".

[Anonymous No.8400858]

>>8400834
>native americans just ate dried meat and tubers

Retard. You know nothing whatsoever about native american ethnology. You sir, are a pathetic moron.

[Anonymous No.8400985]

>>8393718
That's not al pastor.

[Anonymous No.8400989]

>>8394377
>corn

[Anonymous No.8400997]

>>8396379
Why not just stick a whole head of lettuce onto a tortilla you fucking gringo

[Anonymous No.8400999]

>>8400843
I don't mean restaurant stuff, at best it is sorta authentic. For instance I live in an area with several latino families which combined together to start a food joint (west footscray melbourne) which is sort of ok, but still lacking.

I just get my shit from the latino delicatessen, where 3 anchos cost 5 dollars and the luker chocolate costs 10. Still, it's alright considering.

Mainly do my own shit at home. I know I can't get it super accurate but a tortilla press and access to cans of chipotle helps.

Can't wait for trumps wall, I'm hoping we get a cuntload of mexican boatpeople

Don't get me started on sydney cunts, fucking faggots

[Anonymous No.8401006]

>>8400834
Not being from the new world I am kinda confused. I use the word authentic in order to distinguish from Tex-Mex, which is nice but an entirely different cuisine.

Pretty sure the mexicans are quite different to the injuns that you speak of though
>>8400858
This guy can maybe elaborate. I'm not in a position to do so.

[Anonymous No.8401012]

>>8398028
I could literally forgive anything but
>hard shells
Anyone who unironically eats hard shell """""""tacos"""""""" should be fucking gassed

[Anonymous No.8401059]

>>8401012
Let's be fair though, the hard shells are kind of nice in the same way that a big mac is.

The way I see it, the crass hard shell, mince beef sort of thing is at least an introduction to tex-mex and therefore kind of mexican.

Not saying it is good in anyway, but there is a dirty appeal to it/

[Anonymous No.8401108]

>>8393718
>low fat

what kind of fucking faggot made this

[Anonymous No.8401118]

I would go get a taco down the street at a convenience store that are delicious but you guys would say it's shit because I don't have a good camera

[Anonymous No.8401145]

Did it anyways.

2.50 Texas taco

[Anonymous No.8401154]

>>8401145
It's shit, get a better camera.

[Anonymous No.8401189]

>>8401118
I know the pain. I don't even post anything I cook anymore.

Describe your tacos at the convenience store? Sadly there is no store near me - convenient or not - that do taco.

[Anonymous No.8401195]

>>8401189
I posted it
>>8401145

[Anonymous No.8401263]

>>8396688
>>8399288
>>8400588
>688
>288
>588
>three replies in a row
what

what is even habbenng right now my dudes

[Anonymous No.8401378]

These are tacos! All these ready made taco ingredients

[Anonymous No.8402931]

>>8401263
^^

[Anonymous No.8402942]

>>8400843
Well i have dreams of heading down under for a spell.

Id love to bring sone real deal mexican food likely some where near adalaide

[Anonymous No.8403633]

>>8400589
Although i would agree that a movement or two was out of the ordinary with tongs most everything otherwise was on point many, many go on about the tortillas and its only because they have zero idea what on like warming(slightly toasted and steamed tortillas are just spectaular meaning that toasting and slightly browning a tortilla brings out a slight popcorn flavor with good tortillas while steaming it leaves it very plyable, when the fact of moving the outer tortillas into the middle keeps this true it must be done regularly before the tortilla get crisp and dries out which folks imagine it's some sort of repeated handling needlesslywhen in fact good practice is behind it) and grabbing two tortillas which shows if the meat vs tortilla has a good feel by weight/mass and when the fellow put one tortilla back it shows his personal liking was for less tortilla in this case although as you can see two tortillas is quite normal only not a rule bit more of a feel


I asked for this webm to be made and quite proud of it honestly as it shows a mightly fine taco being presented and being put together other folks go on about it being overstuffed which means these suck at making/eating tacos honesly nothing more

Just look at Mexico over EU imagine all the biodiversity with so much water and land to work with along with differing climates, not to mention numerous cultures and subcultures of the indigenous type with corn, beans and chiles being a standard base for nutriton on nearly a daily if not every meal and this thread is about tacos when much more is at hand when food is the topic

Ive been lucky enough to be around for ceremonial meals and they are quite a joy i wish to make more time for them soon once im living in country again

[Anonymous No.8403667]

>>8393837
Texan here, don't you dare associate this monstrosity with us. "Midwest-mex" is more like it.

[Anonymous No.8403677]

>>8403667
I know texans are like farts since you guys stink are loud and just dont go back where you come from still i would generally agree texans have a pretty decent idea what a taco is and isnt and ops image is so far on the isn't scale its outright funny

[Anonymous No.8403703]

>>8403677
not funny

[Anonymous No.8404025]

>>8400999
>Can't wait for trumps wall, I'm hoping we get a cuntload of mexican boatpeople
>this post coming from a melburian
this shit just writes itself

[Anonymous No.8404374]

>>8393718
>Grassfed

[Anonymous No.8404394]

>>8393780
>corn tortilla
>bad

[Anonymous No.8404407]

>>8404025
>socialist alternative
kek

[Anonymous No.8404616]

>>8400997
succulent, bittersweet fresh red lettuce is the perfect foil to my savory, fiery and moist shredded chicken.

accept that cultural growth happens and I have improved on your (admittedly tasty) mud people food by adding modern, civilized ingredients

[Anonymous No.8404730]

ITT: autists fight about taco preference

[Anonymous No.8405030]

I enjoy my tacos de ojo so much

I nearly slobber all over myself when i have such exquisite examples in my sight

[Anonymous No.8405214]

>muh white people

[Anonymous No.8406432]

>>8401263
Just savoring taco juices for whatever they might've been worth no matter if they be pink purple blue or green

[Anonymous No.8406451]

>>8405030

>when your meal is staring right back at you

[Anonymous No.8406462]

>>8406451
Kinda like this shit

[Anonymous No.8406480]

>>8406432
What is that?

[Anonymous No.8406521]

>>8393718
Nope. Ground beef? Get the fuck outta here!

Protein, like shredded chicken, steak or carnitas, cilantro, white onion, lime, freshly made or warmed corn tortilla...that's fucking it.

Sure Mexico is a major avocado producer BUT...it's still an expensive ingredient(in comparison) outside of Michoacán.

[Anonymous No.8406532]

>>8406480
water trapped in a flower?

[Anonymous No.8406654]

>>8400033

I love his plate

[Anonymous No.8406664]

>>8393906

ahahaha this fuckin guy again, Jack tier execution in glorious Technicolor

[Anonymous No.8406696]

>>8406521
They literally give away avocado in taquerias in tijuana

[Anonymous No.8407293]

>>8406664
>jack tier

Kek

Im sure you really meant this jackass

In case you didnt, now you know you should have

[Anonymous No.8407319]

Classic:

Corn tortilla. One normal sized or two minis.
Carne Asada, al pastor, pollo, or some kind of offal.
Raw diced onions.
Cilantro.
Limon and runny salsa.

Super tacos can heap on the beans, cheese, and guac.

Grilled onions and chiles on the side to fill you up for free.

[Anonymous No.8407322]

>>8407293
These tacos look much better

[Anonymous No.8407328]

>>8393718
sage this bullshit thread

[Anonymous No.8407335]

>>8393718
Lettuce and avocado (and rice) are only found in California-tier fagshit.
Flavorless chunky salsa is for nerdy white people who live up north.
Sour cream is JUST WRONG. Ruins flavors and kills any heat. Almost as bad as ranch.
And corn tortillas are only used by midwestern flyover types who think Taco Bell is mexican food.

>t. skinny gringo who moved to Texas a few years ago and learned how wrong I've been all my life

[Anonymous No.8407366]

>>8407335

>Texas
>an authority on tacos

Fuck yourself, degenerate. Only gringos use flour tortillas.

[Anonymous No.8407573]

>>8402942
I was in Adelaide recently. Was very impressed with the quality of the food in general. Beats Melbourne hands down.

[Anonymous No.8407645]

TACOS DORADOS DE PAPA YAM YAM YAM

[Anonymous No.8407711]

>>8407319
>pollo
>Limon
>If I insert unnecessary Spanish words into my otherwise English sentence, it will make me sound muy autentico!

[Anonymous No.8407951]

>>8407293
>Im sure you really meant this jackass
>In case you didnt, now you know you should have

w-what does this even mean

[Anonymous No.8407967]

>>8407293
I hate bill esparza.

[Anonymous No.8408776]

>>8407967
What a strong word


Is hate

[Anonymous No.8409099]

>>8406480
Its a eel alive and kicking

Yeah korean indians put live shit on the grill the savage bastards

[Anonymous No.8409195]

>>8408776
I know that is why i used it.

[Anonymous No.8409460]

Reminder folks this is what chicken tacos look like in mexico anything dissimilar and you have been suckered amd treated as a tourist

[Anonymous No.8409471]

>>8409460
>plastic baggies full of liquid

This is not an acceptable fluid delivery system.

I'm looking at you, Canada.

[Anonymous No.8409478]

>>8393718
how is this deconstructed?

[Anonymous No.8409499]

>>8409471

[Anonymous No.8409500]

>>8393959
>cows live in fields eating grass I thought.

In the only 1st word country corn is heavily subsidised due to archaic reasons and is therefore in everything. Because of thathe cows are grown in sheds and fed corn. Corn is a grass but was heavily altered by selective breeding for thousands of years to make mutated grain. In the past 100 years in an entirely vegan, gmo free, free rage, gluten free maner corn seeds were blasted with x-rays to cause random mutation and then grown and consumed to see if any positive mutations resulted out of the hundreds of random mutations. Blasting seeds with radiation to cause mutation is not genetic modification so they are still organic gmo free. It's only gmo if one single targeted mutation is added without hundreds of other accidental mutations.

[Anonymous No.8409567]

>>8409460
those are not chicken tacos. those are grilled chicken with a side or rice beans and a side of tortillas

[Anonymous No.8409586]

>>8409567
tacos aren't really a dish, they're just a method of eating food. you roll or fold warm corn tortillas and eat them along with most mexican meals. use it to scoop up meat or beans or spoon some into the middle fold and eat.

[Anonymous No.8409699]

>>8409586
its still a dish.Ive eaten grilled chicken in oaxaca, sinaloa and Baja and when I order something similar to that pic , you don't ask for a "chicken taco"

[Anonymous No.8410066]

Anyone here tried Los Mariscos 1 in the Chelsea Market? Their fish tacos are fucking amazing

[Anonymous No.8410651]

>fresh corn tortilla
>braised carnitas
>diced red onion and cilantro
>squeeze of lime
nigga that shit aint hard, fuck
quit fuckin shit up god damn

[Anonymous No.8410670]

>>8409460
>flower tortillas
das some good bait mane
u almost had me

[Anonymous No.8410749]

>>8410066
Baja food is in

[Anonymous No.8410902]

>>8410670
Whats with this "flowerish" stuff

[Anonymous No.8410920]

>>8393718
>lowfat sour cream
the fuck

[Anonymous No.8410930]

>>8410920
It's sour cream with reduced fat content.
This is not a difficult concept to grasp, monganon.

[Anonymous No.8410986]

>>8393718
i would eat that but it needs the tomato removed because the salsa is already there
maybe some extra onions

[Anonymous No.8411971]

>>8409699
your logic is so stupid

[Anonymous No.8411983]

>>8411971
You don't need to be Mexican to realize that picture isn't close to what a chicken taco looks like. Its obvious he wants to sound like a snob, but ends up looking like a try hard.

[Anonymous No.8412009]

>>8409499
Chinks are so cheap they keep the bottle for the deposit and give it to you in a bag.

[Name No.8412617]

>>8393906
>that much guac and cilantro

[Name No.8412631]

>>8398028
>NIGGERED

[Name No.8412640]

>>8410902
theres also tortillas made from flour not flower

[Anonymous No.8412684]

>>8393718
Mexican here, making a real taco isn't hard, I don't know why op's pic and virtually every fake taco seems to get it wrong.

>tortilla lightly heated on greased grill, not dry doughy tortilla
>bistec cooked to well done and finely chopped, not seasoned mince
>optional queso fresco or panela, not cheddar or american cheese
>optional aguacate thinly sliced
>optional crema, not sour cream
>optional sauce of any color, liquid, not just mashed tomato and chili
>optional CILANTRO and onions, not fucking lettuce and tomato

They literally get all of it wrong.

And when you order at a taqueria they ask you if you want cilantro, cheese, etc, it's not the default that you have to go out of your way to ask to remove.

[Anonymous No.8413069]

>>8393718
TRIGGERED AF

[Anonymous No.8413215]

>>8412684
>Food was perfected X number of years ago and nothing can be changed
>Food can not be adapted to regional taste and available ingredients

[Anonymous No.8413868]

>>8393780
SPIIIIIC gtfo

[Anonymous No.8414895]

jut popping in to tell you that I am making a huge batch of turkey tacos from Xmas leftovers, and I'll be eating them with beans, cheese, salsa, and green onions in about 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.8415041]

>>8393718
Tex-Mex """"""cuisine,""""""" everyone

Even stinky Mexican restaurants have gotten single Michelin stars, while there's not a single Tex-Mex establishment to have even gotten one.

Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.8415119]

>anything but meat, onion, cilantro, with optional shredded cabbage and hot sauce, on a corn tortilla
Not a taco.

[Anonymous No.8415550]

>>8393718
Ruined it with avacados
fags

[Anonymous No.8415551]

>>8415119
says who?

[Anonymous No.8415586]

>>8415041
>he never ate at texarkana with david halberstram and paul allen
Fucking stupid bastard.

[Anonymous No.8416036]

>>8401012

You should kill yourself for being a stupid fucking cunt with no friends.

[Anonymous No.8416128]

>>8412684

so yeah. Our tacos are better

[Anonymous No.8416671]

>>8393718
very flawed, even forgot lime! sad!

[Anonymous No.8417958]

>>8414895

My dudes, I have to tell how good this was

It was extremely good.

so good that I'm having Christmas Turkey Tacos again tonight, but instead of fresh corn tortillas I'm eating it with hard shell corn tortillas
>Ortega
>accept no substitutes
AND flour tortillas to wrap the hard shells in, so I can have a delicious crunchy sloppy taco with all the "fixins" and not make a mess at the same time. can't wait!

[Anonymous No.8418047]

>>8393718
I considered myself an advocate of racial harmony until I expanded this image. I now see the error of my ways.

The white race needs to be exterminated, not now but fucking yesterday.

[Anonymous No.8418066]

All you need for a taco is.
>Corn Tortilla
>Lime
>Cilantro
>Chopped radishes
>Barbacoa
or
>Al Pastor
or
>Chorizo

I don't like onions, but chopped yellow ones are proper too.

[Anonymous No.8418072]

>>8418066
Oh, and some fucking salsa too. Gotta be made by an old mexican woman.

[Anonymous No.8418095]

>>8418047
if not for the white race your ancestors would have been killed as an offering to the sun god, you retarded brown goblin.

[Anonymous No.8418099]

>>8418095
Yellow goblin. Wrong continent buddy boy.

[Anonymous No.8418112]

Here in Norway we have no idea what authentic mexican tacos should be like, and no one really cares either. In Norway we eat the tex-mex taco, and its incredibly popular, pretty much everyone eats it on fridays or saturdays. tex-mex taco on friday and pizza on saturday.


>heat store bought wheat tortilla
>put a good amount of sour cream or cream fraiche on the tortilla
>add lettuce
>add ground meat cooked with store bought taco seasoning
>add store bought salsa
>add other toppings like corn, cucumber, peppers, tomatoes, onion
>add grated cheese
>fold it into a burrito
>call it a norwegian taco

I did try to make authentic mexican tacos, and I honestly prefer the norwegian taco, although they aren't really comparable. If I could only eat either one, I would have chose the norwegian taco.

[Anonymous No.8418114]

>>8393718
>hand shredded cheddar cheese

[Anonymous No.8418117]

>>8418099
you're welcome for being granted access to civilization, you slanty eyed fuck.

[Anonymous No.8418132]

>>8418117
>posted from my iPhone

[Anonymous No.8418144]

>>8417958
BAM!

Flavortown has arrived, bitches

[Anonymous No.8418331]

Ill be headed shortly to my lil rancho south of the border for a few weeks and full expect to enjoy my share of tacos .... Wish some of you folks from distant lands could join me next time

[Anonymous No.8418900]

>>8393718
>avocado
>hand shredded
>grassfed

[Anonymous No.8419108]

>>8418900

[Anonymous No.8419884]

>>8398216
Would not eat that ground beef shit even if i were paid to

you can bet on that!!

[Anonymous No.8419888]

>>8397181
Shit so much cross-referencing .... Cant keep up on my phone

[Anonymous No.8420200]

>>8409471
shut up u fucking mong, only those retarded frenchies do that. we have milk in jugs like you americucks

[Anonymous No.8420389]

>>8420200

[Anonymous No.8420406]

>>8420389
>tfw the driver probably survived

[Anonymous No.8420414]

>>8393780
I don't even think you're mexican. Mexican tacos do not usually have guac at all and are always on corn tortillas. Also, if you were mexican you would have bitched about the cheese, since cheese is rarely on Mexican tacos.

[Anonymous No.8420432]

>>8420414
I'm Mexican and I always eat my carne asada with flour tortillas

>>8418066
>chorizo
that is childs play. Moronga and Chicharron prensado are superior

[Anonymous No.8420453]

>>8420406
I bet hes one of thoose guys driving around in new jersey

[Anonymous No.8420461]

>>8393718

Look at all that fruity shit that probably cost you $10 at some gay upscale grocery store.

I can get a fuckhuge burrito at Taco Bell for $3 that's way better than that.

[Anonymous No.8420476]

>>8420461
god i fucking love taco bell

[Anonymous No.8420499]

>>8420476
>god i love taco bell

Me too they always tell where to finda good taco shop nearby

[Anonymous No.8420758]

I am curious if anybody else likes beef tongue tacos?

[Anonymous No.8420781]

>>8393718

>ground meat
>perfect taco

[Anonymous No.8420886]

>>8420758
Yeah. Especially braised in a sauce.

[Anonymous No.8421285]

>>8420499
was this supposed to be some shitty spic insult towards taco bell?

[Anonymous No.8421307]

>>8418112
>I did try to make authentic mexican tacos


You probably made them like shit. A good authentic taco made by a fat guy with a mustache named José is superior to any Tex-Mex crap

[Anonymous No.8421599]

>>8421285
>Spic insult

Nothing of the sort just pure good ol honesty with is worth so much more than anysort of lousy insult

[Anonymous No.8421914]

>corn tortillas
>grilled pork neck
>pico de gallo
das it

[Anonymous No.8422012]

wow for Real....
All this people with their "tacos" just make my Mexican eyes bleed, stfu gringos go make burgers and hotdogs

[Anonymous No.8422090]

>>8422012
don't worry eventually there will be a wall between you and the gringo tacos so you won't have to see them anymore

[Anonymous No.8422114]

>>8422012
I think you better stfu Chuy.

[Anonymous No.8422141]

heres my secret taco recipe

1 corn tortilla
1 lettuce leaf
1 american cheese slice
put in microwave for 20 seconds
add hot sauce

btw im poor

[Anonymous No.8422150]

>>8422114
Le /pol/ boogie man. Shakingnotfromfearbutlaughter.jpg