What are some red flags you have when eating with a girl? >"I don't like vegetables"

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Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:19:31 2017 No.8430007 [Reply] [Original]

What are some red flags you have when eating with a girl?

>"I don't like vegetables"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:20:38 2017 No.8430010 >i dont eat dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:20:42 2017 No.8430011 >>8430007 >I don't have a penis. fucking dropped

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:22:15 2017 No.8430016 File: 175 KB, 500x366, Cheese-Pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430007 sHE DON'T LIKE cp

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:23:51 2017 No.8430020 > I don't drink water...... I don't like the taste Fussy, infantile eater.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:25:13 2017 No.8430023 File: 502 KB, 486x481, ferris tea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430007 >doesn't like tea >doesn't have cat ears >doesn't have a penis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:26:42 2017 No.8430026 >>8430020 >not living in the city with the best tasting water in the world How do you even live, I taste water outside of it and it always is shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:31:05 2017 No.8430044 >>8430007 >Yes I'm ready to order. I'll have the steak please, hold the veggies >Sigh how would you like it cooked m'am >Well done please D R O P P E D

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:32:45 2017 No.8430052 >>8430026 She mentions politics and voting for drumpf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:33:16 2017 No.8430053 >>8430007 >If she orders more than me. >If she's over 180 pounds. >If she's got a light stubble on her face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:35:32 2017 No.8430060 File: 32 KB, 500x327, brushie_brushie_brushie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430026 Man, I rubbed some jojoba oil in my hair before I washed it and I no longer have dandruff

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:36:26 2017 No.8430061 >>8430053 I'll have the caesar salad, hold the lettuce!

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:37:08 2017 No.8430063

>>8430007
>Doesn't like seafood, coconut, tomatoes, mushrooms, etc because of """texture"""
>heavy wine drinker to the point where price matters more than the style itself
>meme diet of the month (keto, caveman, vegan, salads only, etc.)
>vegan for moral reasons
>ranch poured on top of salad instead of a dressing on the side
>"making italian" is cook spaghetti, pour ragu onto spaghetti, serve.
>avoids green veggies
>eats green veggies exclusively
>attempts an absolutely god awful accent based on region of dish every time she cooks
My mom is insufferable, but I thought she was an isolated case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:37:23 2017 No.8430067 File: 23 KB, 425x282, 8d3d4246ad94316758ff69fe511521dd_600x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430007 >"How spicy would you like your food?" >"Mild, please"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:42:11 2017 No.8430086 >>8430007 >when they don't shut the fuck up anout their ex. Just fucking end me boys this happened to me twice already this year.

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:43:13 2017 No.8430090

>she mixes the spaghetti and sauce together in the same pot
>she uses garlic salt
>she uses smoked salmon to make sushi
>she only eats her eggs scrambled

I've gotten into a full blown argument with her and squeezed the shit out of her tit because of the above problems. I came so fucking close to throwing a punch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:46:15 2017 No.8430096 >is either a vegan or vegetarian >doesn't know the difference between forks >eats a quarter of the meal and is full, doesnt even ask for a doggy bag even if it was an expensive meal >eats most of my meal instead

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:46:41 2017 No.8430099
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>>8430090
>she mixes the spaghetti and sauce together in the same pot
You're supposed to leave your pasta slightly underdone and finish it in the sauce with a couple splashes of the starchy pasta water for flavor and thickening. What are you, some kind of pleb who puts the sauce on top of the pasta like pic related?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:47:24 2017 No.8430103 >>8430090 >she mixes the spaghetti and sauce together in the same pot This is unironically correct though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:48:04 2017 No.8430105 >>8430011 even here, you faggots do this shit no fucking board is safe from you subhumans just fucking kill yourself, you know your life is shit and will never get better because you decided to suck AIDS cocks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:49:34 2017 No.8430109 >>8430090 Mixing the spaghetti in the same pot as the sauce is the correct way to do it ask any Italian

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:49:50 2017 No.8430111 >>8430105 >gets mad about trapposts on 4chan hownewru

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:49:53 2017 No.8430112 >>8430105 u mad son

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:51:28 2017 No.8430115 >>8430086 I know that feel anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 00:51:43 2017 No.8430116 >>8430105 asl?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 01:29:23 2017 No.8430214 >"ew, what's that?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 01:30:40 2017 No.8430220 >>8430096 >>eats a quarter of the meal and is full, doesnt even ask for a doggy bag even if it was an expensive meal The fucking cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 01:34:13 2017 No.8430225 >>8430099 >>8430103 >>8430109 I like how all of these are about how he doesn't understand spaghetti and don't even touch the domestic abuse part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 01:36:13 2017 No.8430231 >tfw girl I'm seeing is a vegetarian

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 01:37:29 2017 No.8430234

>>8430225

kek. In all fairness I didn't even read the post outside the green text but serves him right for being in a relationship in the first place, the naive faggot he's probably getting cucked by Chad and Brad Thundercock while busting his ass at some shitty job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 01:40:13 2017 No.8430238 File: 43 KB, 873x641, No Whining.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430007 >>8430020 >>8430044 >>8430067 >>8430086 >>8430090 >>8430096 >>8430214 >>8430231 Lol, there should have been other red flags before you sat down for a meal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 01:49:22 2017 No.8430257 >>8430225 Spaghetti is important. The safety of women is not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:04:07 2017 No.8430286 >>8430090 >she only eats her eggs scrambled This is so true. Every girl who only eats scrambled eggs is a problematic eater. Not that I would ever be someone to domestically abuse my wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:09:02 2017 No.8430296 >With Russian ex girlfriend >Making taghliatelles with salmon and saffron sauce >She acts so surprised and tells me they usually just put ketchup over pasta in Russia >triggered gino.webm Well at least for her everything I cooked was great.

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Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:11:28 2017 No.8430301

>Lets the edges and top of lasagna basically go uncooked so you have raw hard pasta
>"You can never have too much garlic XDDDD"
>Exclusively avoids Beef or Fish but eats other meats
>Only eats eggs scrambled
>Won't use chopsticks when eating sushi or asian noodle dishes
>Instagrams her food in private
>Instagrams her food in public
>Instagrams her god damned food ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:12:49 2017 No.8430304 >>8430007 When eating each other out and she won't let me tongue her balloon knot. I don't give a fuck if it's unwashed, I'm going to flavortown.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:25:04 2017 No.8430326 >>8430063 >all of that rational shit >attempts an absolutely god awful accent based on region of dish every time she cooks L I V E A L I T T L E Is texture not an element cuisiners consider when cuisining? What's a rational way to dislike coconut?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:27:14 2017 No.8430331 >>8430007 >"Do you really have to open carry at the Applebees?"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:31:24 2017 No.8430341 >>8430214 This makes me feel like I have superpowers. Like I'm about to take this bitch on a journey through space and time, on a borscht boat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:32:23 2017 No.8430345 >>8430067 AWHAT KIND OF FUCKIN RESTAURANT ASKS THIS FUCKIN QUESTION. Jesus never in my life. Fuckin triggered.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:32:28 2017 No.8430346 >>8430086 Be a fucking man you faggot and tell them to shut the fuck up about their ex and that you would talk to the ex yourself if you want to know about them. Fucking christ have a god damn backbone

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:34:24 2017 No.8430349 >>8430345 Every Asian restaurant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:36:46 2017 No.8430353 >>8430345 Ones that actually serve spicy food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:37:08 2017 No.8430354 >>8430345 any indian or SEA country

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:38:17 2017 No.8430357 >>8430349 Not a single one I've been to. Is it just cheap restaurants or something.

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:47:32 2017 No.8430376

>>8430007
>I don't get how anyone could eat [insert perfectly normal food here], that's gross!

Seriously, I understand not liking certain foods. I'll eat just about anything myself, but I know I'm more of an exception than a rule. But stop fucking projecting your own fussy eating habits onto everyone else, you dumb slut. Something isn't gross just because you don't like the taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:51:29 2017 No.8430388 >>8430357 Lots of Indian and Thai places will ask regardless of which dish you get, because the heat level can vary wildly, and not everyone has the same preferences.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 02:59:11 2017 No.8430408 >>8430090 >>she uses smoked salmon to make sushi I do that. I'm not fond of raw salmon. I don't see what is wrong with this ? I also use smoked trout. Tuna raw obviously.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:00:17 2017 No.8430412 >>8430388 What if I only go to restaurants that cost 4 dollar signs on Yelp.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:01:24 2017 No.8430415 >>8430408 Something, something , cult of authenticity .

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:10:49 2017 No.8430430 >>8430111 >>8430112 >>8430116 you faggots used to keep yourselves contained now you're everywhere, and it's disgusting like a goddamn cancer you subhumans are i actually want islam to take over the world just so homos would be exterminated

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:16:21 2017 No.8430434 >>8430430 Liking a nice feminine dick has nothing to do with being gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:16:25 2017 No.8430435 >>8430090 >she uses garlic salt wwhat do you have against garlic salt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:26:01 2017 No.8430448 >>8430105 this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:26:11 2017 No.8430449 >>8430430 >he thinks trapposting hasn't always been an integral part of 4chan culture again, hownewru

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:42:14 2017 No.8430472 >>8430448 wow, such a great post. deep, insightful. really adds to the thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:45:55 2017 No.8430482 >>8430435 He's a vampire faggot that sparkles

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:48:06 2017 No.8430485 >>8430109 I'm italian and i can confinfirm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC4SbMDQKrI

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:51:24 2017 No.8430489 >>8430485 yeah youtube auto subtitles are fucking with me hard right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 03:53:50 2017 No.8430494 >>8430301 I get how you feel. I only take pictures of food when the presentation is really nice. Like if they made a frigging Parthenon or something out of a nachos platter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:02:41 2017 No.8430507 >>8430485 >that intro/outro music https://youtu.be/fthvFUCNRdk?t=3m42s

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:04:49 2017 No.8430512 >>8430472 Fuck off dicklover

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:07:54 2017 No.8430517 >>8430512 how new are you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:11:31 2017 No.8430523 >>8430296 Russians can't really into food. The Soviet era fucked their ability to create or appreciate proper fine cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:14:54 2017 No.8430529 File: 66 KB, 255x255, 1428343243011.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430063 >ranch poured on top of salad instead of a dressing on the side do you dip individual component of your salad into your dinky little cup or what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:16:37 2017 No.8430531 >>8430512 >>8430517 take your squabbling someplace else please, we're trying to have a serious discussion about shallow opinions and your opinions have no meaningful place in this underwater competitive bosniak clay roasting forum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:18:25 2017 No.8430533 >>8430326 it tastes like butt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:21:25 2017 No.8430538 >>8430529 No, you dip the prongs of your fork into the dressing before spearing the greens

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:22:50 2017 No.8430543 >>8430430 >t. Someone who doesn't understand the rich "lady boy" culture of Islam. If anything traps would become normie tier should Islam rule the world.

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:24:40 2017 No.8430545
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>>8430007
>i know i said i only wanted a salad like four times but yours just looks so good can i can't help myeslf
>if i don't order fries even when you check with me four god damn times i'm still going to eat most of yours because those calories somehow don't count, and then i'll get a pissy cunty attitude when you don't let me do whatever i want whenever i want however i want
fuck the entirety of women, jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:26:26 2017 No.8430554 >>8430007 Tries to stick any vegetable in her butt...even for religious reasons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:31:24 2017 No.8430567 >>8430434 Women do not have dicks...fyi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:33:21 2017 No.8430570 >>8430567 >women do not have dicks tell that to linetrap

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:35:44 2017 No.8430572

>>8430099
i'm not getting more equipment extra dirty because "my ignorant grandma was an old wife with tales", you know what italians also do? the drive vespas unironically and have gay sex out at the beach.
italian fucks are THE pickiest people on the planet. you could blindfold some fuck, sit him down, serve him his grandmas dish that she JUST finished cooking with her own kitchen and he'll start going on about how it's different than his nonnas, it's not authentic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:36:35 2017 No.8430574 >>8430570 Linetrap...women have no dicks! Well..........except that one time...in virginia beach....but that dont count....i was not looking when it happened

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:39:24 2017 No.8430577 >>8430572 >getting more equipment extra dirty w-what?

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 04:44:27 2017 No.8430582

>>8430572
How is a pan that had sauce in it any easier to clean than a pan that had sauce and pasta in it? How do you not understand this concept?
>have pot with pasta
>have pan with sauce
>transfer pasta from pot to pan and cook for a few minutes
Wow, so difficult.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 05:00:19 2017 No.8430610 >>8430063 >>vegan for moral reasons That is litterally the one valid reason to be vegan. Every health benefit you can attribute to a vegan diet can be accomplished through a "mostly vegan" diet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 05:00:33 2017 No.8430611 >>8430007 Who is this semon demen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 05:02:24 2017 No.8430616 >>8430538 so like essence or undertones of the dressing instead of a nontrivial amount

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 05:04:36 2017 No.8430619 >>8430545 This bothers me with anyone that does that. Not so much because I mind 1/10th of my meal being eaten but because they're acting like indecisive children.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 05:05:08 2017 No.8430620 >>8430090 >squeezed the shit out of her tit >I came so close to throwing a punch am I the only one that has a problem with this nigga you don't lay a hand on a lady unless she does it first

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 05:05:38 2017 No.8430621 >>8430523 koulibiak is great though

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 06:13:07 2017 No.8430700 >>8430620 >nigga you don't lay a hand on a lady never spanked a little butt who asked for?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 06:30:26 2017 No.8430714 >>8430007 who's the ejacula dracula?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 06:34:41 2017 No.8430715 >>8430700 don't be playin around, that's different and you know it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 06:43:41 2017 No.8430719 I am immediately suspicious of anyone who orders chicken tenders in any situation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 06:49:56 2017 No.8430730 >>8430007 "I dont like meat" >>8430301 >"You can never have too much garlic XDDDD" but thats true faggot

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 07:04:35 2017 No.8430747 [DELETED]

> asks for any varation to a menu item in a nice restaurant
> requests ketchup anywhere other than a fast food establishment
> complains to waitstaff about anything trivial

Pretty much everything else I can tolerate on a date at a restaurant

>>8430531
so new, oh so very new

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 07:07:31 2017 No.8430750 File: 438 KB, 694x529, lodXwUN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Doesn't eat meat = sure sign of mental illness.

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 07:08:40 2017 No.8430753

> asks for any varation to a menu item in a nice restaurant
> requests ketchup anywhere other than a fast food establishment
> complains to waitstaff about anything trivial

Pretty much everything else I can tolerate on a date at a restaurant

>>8430512
so new, oh so very new

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 07:11:20 2017 No.8430754 >>8430052 Drumpf is king though..... s-s- Salt?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 07:17:02 2017 No.8430755 >>8430026 what city is that senpai

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 07:19:04 2017 No.8430758 >I don´t like spicy food >I don´t like meat still on the bone I put up with it for almost two years

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 07:57:49 2017 No.8430797 >>8430714 This

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 08:01:17 2017 No.8430805

>>8430105
>be bisexual
>ask my long term girlfriend to tell me why she loves me
>"good job, helpful at home, handyman, you treat me nice, you have a good job"
>ask my long term boyfriend to tell me why he loves me
>"shared passion about music, booking, gardening, books, we make a great team, my parents like you, sex is great"

Heterosexuality, never again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 08:03:08 2017 No.8430807 >>8430805 nobody cares

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 08:03:50 2017 No.8430809 >>8430807 You cared enough to respond.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 08:07:17 2017 No.8430817 >>8430805 Yeah you probably need to become a full time faggot because that's what you sound like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 08:08:14 2017 No.8430818 >>8430610 You're lliitterrralllyy a faggot. No one should suffer the morality police.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 08:08:24 2017 No.8430819 >>8430805 I know and I hate it. I have such deeper connections with men, but I just like girls more. I can have a bro I'll fuck, but I don't think I can ever love a dude.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 08:08:39 2017 No.8430820 >>8430086 They're insipid creatures what do you expect? Walked out on a second date from that shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 08:12:38 2017 No.8430825 >>8430818 Did you see me say anything about preaching veganism? If someone is vegan for moral reasons and they don't shove it in your face nobody's suffering anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 10:55:28 2017 No.8431149 >>8430060 >brushie_brushie_brushie.jpg :3

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 11:29:34 2017 No.8431236 File: 33 KB, 625x416, bagel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430026 >not living in the city with the best tasting water in the world Same famalam, My towns name literally translates to land of sweet water. Makes for amazing bagels

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 11:38:16 2017 No.8431255 >tfw you know a really qt girl but all she eats is fries and hot dogs I swear she has the palate of a toddler

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 12:07:55 2017 No.8431321 >>8430809 he cares about the quality of this board

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 12:21:55 2017 No.8431359 >>8430345 >he's never once in his life been to an Indian or Thai restaurant

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 12:23:56 2017 No.8431365 >>8430007 >I don't fuck on the first date DROPPED

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 12:39:35 2017 No.8431401 >>8431359 >>8430349 >>8430353 >>8430354 Not the guy you replied to but any Indian or Thai restaurant will have different dishes of different heats - you can't have a mild Madras, you can't have a hot Pad Thai. The heat level is PART of the dish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 12:43:02 2017 No.8431411 >>8431255 PAEDO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 12:59:53 2017 No.8431457 >>8431411 Nah m8 she's 23

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 13:16:01 2017 No.8431498 >not enthusiastic about eating anything and everything known to not kill a human being regardless of appearance, taste, or texture. dropped

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 13:21:25 2017 No.8431515 >>8431365 This so much

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 13:31:13 2017 No.8431540 >"Thai hot, please" you ain't sleeping in my bed tonight

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 13:42:22 2017 No.8431569 >>8431540 love when a date does this then doesn't finish their meal no one cares about how hot you like your food as long as you don't go whitey-white level of nonspice

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 13:49:44 2017 No.8431589 >>8430538 Yeah those three molecules of salad dressing you'll get will certainly influence the taste.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 13:53:28 2017 No.8431601 >>8430109 fuck italians then, they don't know shit about pasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 14:17:19 2017 No.8431656 >>8430007 >>"I don't like vegetables" that's the cue for you to ask her, "ah, a meat eater I gather. I have some fresh meat for you to sample later ;)" you dun goofed! dummy! p.s: god you're such a dummy!

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 14:27:09 2017 No.8431678

I don't really care that she's a vegetarian or a vegan, however, I completely lose it when she says she is vegan and then says she eats chicken and fish. VEGAN MEAN YOU DON'T EAT ANY ANIMAL PRODUCE YOU DUMB BITCH. FUCK OFF YOU INSECURE BITCH WHO FOLLOWS RETARDED TRENDS.

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 14:32:32 2017 No.8431696

>>8431401
I eat a lot of Thai food, and this is wrong. Any restaurant in my city will let you specify the level of heat. When I went to Thailand a year ago, you could just tell them how many chilis you wanted in your dish. Pad thai is a wok stir fry so it's cooked to-order in a couple of minutes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 14:34:25 2017 No.8431702 >>8430301 >Won't use chopsticks when eating sushi Eating it with your fingers is the actual correct way, you massive faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 14:40:34 2017 No.8431741 >>8430554 There are non-religious reasons? >on topic Salting her food before even tasting it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 14:43:53 2017 No.8431762 >>8430007 None. I'm not gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 14:45:57 2017 No.8431771 >>8430090 sounds like you have anger problems also you're supposed to mix pasta into the sauce pot (along with a little bit of the pasta water), it ensures that there's even coating/good ratio of pasta to sauce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 15:06:34 2017 No.8431852 File: 3.55 MB, 600x444, 1482387035437.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430007 >doesn't like rooibos tea get the fuck outta here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 15:13:53 2017 No.8431878 >>8430412 Then you probably have an extensive fedora collection

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 15:15:16 2017 No.8431886 >>8430430 Congratulations, you just announced to the whole board that you hate yourself for having gay fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 15:16:18 2017 No.8431890 >>8430435 Garlic salt taste like shit. There is no reason to not use fresh garlic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 15:18:42 2017 No.8431901 >>8430026 It's almost like you're used to your town's water or something. Some water does objectively taste awful but most people prefer their town's water because they're used to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 15:21:48 2017 No.8431909 >>8430090 What the fuck am I reading I psychologically abuse my grandmother for eating like a child but I would never squeeze her titty

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 15:22:16 2017 No.8431912

>>8430610

No. You are completely wrong. The moral vegans are the ones everyone hates, because they never shut the fuck up about it. They flip out over a leather coat or boots. They think your life is equal to a cows life. Sometimes becoming vegan is a good health choice, especially for people later in life or obese people who need to lose weight. Morality should never play a part in determining whether we eat animal products or not.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 15:23:45 2017 No.8431916 >I'm allergic to xxxx tells me her genes aren't worth considering mating with

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 15:26:24 2017 No.8431924 >you shouldn't eat whales or dolphins, they are mammals. So are cows and pigs.

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 15:27:31 2017 No.8431928

>>8431912
>No, you are completely wrong

>Every health benefit you can attribute to a vegan diet can be accomplished through a "mostly vegan" diet.

Would you like to refute their point instead of hating a stereotype?

> Sometimes becoming vegan is a good health choice, especially for people later in life or obese people who need to lose weight
does not refute
>Every health benefit you can attribute to a vegan diet can be accomplished through a "mostly vegan" diet.

Lrn2argue and maybe stop being so salty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 15:28:08 2017 No.8431930 >>8431924 I don't eat cows or pigs either

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 15:32:01 2017 No.8431940 >>8430007 >"I dont eat bread"

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 17:49:05 2017 No.8432355

>>8431401
Unfortunately the average person is so uncultured with their food tastes and so pussy with spices that any indian or thai places that do hotter than "mild" usually go out of business.

Sucks cuz I'm the rare minority that loves spicy food, and every time I go to an indian place i ask for the hottest and it's a mild tingle at best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 17:56:48 2017 No.8432368 I've never been on a date

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:00:38 2017 No.8432378 File: 1.65 MB, 1920x1080, 1481340770566.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430007 >caring what other people eat The sign of an ultimate beta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:01:41 2017 No.8432382 >>8431702 Only if you're eating nigiri, you cock goblin

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:01:57 2017 No.8432383 File: 84 KB, 1136x640, 1455572480579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430063 >>avoids green veggies >>eats green veggies exclusively wat

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:02:11 2017 No.8432384 >>8432378 >not being an abusive authoritarian Cuck detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:05:20 2017 No.8432393 >>8430023 we are truly brothers you and I.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:07:28 2017 No.8432400 >>8430007 >tastes like bitch nigga titties

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:12:27 2017 No.8432414 File: 1.59 MB, 854x480, 1478911384717.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8432384 t. virgin

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:22:59 2017 No.8432447 File: 14 KB, 250x225, 1438464591089.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8432378 >>8432414 You're calling someone else a virgin while posting webms that only a horny teenager would have.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:29:33 2017 No.8432473 File: 142 KB, 750x1334, 1479039975736.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8432447 Pipe down, virgin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:41:39 2017 No.8432511 >>8430090 What a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:44:14 2017 No.8432519 >>8430257 E D G Y D G Y

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:48:12 2017 No.8432532 >>8430430 ...protest too much...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:50:23 2017 No.8432540 >>8430545 Lexi?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:52:01 2017 No.8432546 >>8430572 You haven't got a clue you smelly pleb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:54:23 2017 No.8432552 >>8430805 >>>tumblr

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:56:14 2017 No.8432557 File: 164 KB, 809x524, negerinnetetten.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8432400 >tfw we call pic related 'nigger titties'

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 18:59:04 2017 No.8432565 >i like vegitables >i dont eat meat >why did you order a steak dont you know you are harming animals? never date a vegan

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:01:49 2017 No.8432577 File: 104 KB, 1358x1467, Islamic-Symbol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8432565 Or a Muslim, Jew, Catholic, or anyone else that's serious about religious dietary restrictions. I mean, no pork? No meat on Fridays? What the everloving fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:05:12 2017 No.8432588 >>8430620 >you don't lay a hand on a lady How do I know you're a cuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:07:40 2017 No.8432594 >>8430026 What this guy >>8431901 said. Water always tastes weird when you go to a new area, you gotta give it time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:08:20 2017 No.8432596 >>8431457 It's probably the downs, then

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:11:52 2017 No.8432603 >>8430090 thats just a little autistic i feel sorry for your mother

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:12:50 2017 No.8432605

>>8430020
My ex always said this. To be fair though, the tap water where she lived tasted horrible, I actually gagged the first time I tried it. Her mom is super health conscious and made her drink copious amounts of the shit every day as a kid, so I guess it makes sense that she doesn't want to drink anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:13:07 2017 No.8432607 >>8432577 Anybody serious enough about their faith to follow the dietary restrictions would probably try to get you to convert at some point anyways

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:14:47 2017 No.8432610 >>8432605 i visited on a place where the tap water tasted like eggs was gross ruined the kool aid as well

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:16:26 2017 No.8432614 >>8432473 This girl doesn't look legal, so I hope for your sake you're actually a teenager.

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:38:12 2017 No.8432660

>>8431696
>so it's cooked to-order in a couple of minutes.
If a restaurant don't ask for heat level, or just ask "for politeness" before serving same level whatever what you asked for, then they don't cook to order.
It's OK for some dishes like soups, but not for everything. Some shit restaurants just microwave food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:38:52 2017 No.8432665 >>8432557 I believe you mean nigresse tiddies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:55:37 2017 No.8432706 >>8432660 Truth. That's a good way to tell if you're eating at a shit restaurant.

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 19:59:11 2017 No.8432717

>>8430007
>Can I get extra dressing with my salad?

>Oh, those fries look good, can I have one
>Proceeds to eat fry after fry of my plate

>Orders a good meal, but requests a soda with dinner instead of wine
>gets told they don't carry soda and gets upset the rest of the meal while drinking Ice water

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:08:04 2017 No.8432742 >>8430430 Nice try, Achmed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:12:35 2017 No.8432760 File: 7 KB, 250x241, 1452384071513s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >orders alcohol Yes, please go ahead and order a $16 drug that can be bought at the local debauchery store for a tenth of that price.

>>	G8rH8r Wed Jan 4 20:16:38 2017 No.8432778 >lets eat first, I don't want to drink on an empty stomach fucking dropped

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:22:56 2017 No.8432794 >>8430020 >>8430044 >>8430096 All of this. Also picky eating generally, especially when it's some obvious kiddie shit >I hate mayo >I hate vinegar >omg anon that smells like vinegar I won't eat that et al

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:24:36 2017 No.8432797 >>8432760 loser

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:25:35 2017 No.8432798 >>8432797 If not consuming drugs at every possible opportunity makes me a loser then I'm proud to be one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:26:10 2017 No.8432799 File: 78 KB, 720x720, 1481778058372.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8432577 >tfw raised Catholic and still eat meat on Friday

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:29:12 2017 No.8432803 >>8432799 Nominal and cafeteria Catholics don't count. They want all the benefits of religion without actually giving a shit about the requriements. They and liberal Protestants are worse than genuine religious people, in my book.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:31:33 2017 No.8432807 >>8430007 >that top Hory shet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:33:04 2017 No.8432812 >>8432807 I could never respect a girl who dressed like that, to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:42:05 2017 No.8432836 >>8431589 >t. Chainsmoker

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:51:24 2017 No.8432862
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>>8432383
My point was some women will only eat corn, carrots, any number of squash, etc. and avoid leafy greens in any form, while others I've met will literally avoid those like the plague, eating only lettuce, cabbage, kale, brussel sprouts, and cucumbers.

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:51:55 2017 No.8432863

The way my gf eats pisses me the fuck off.

>doesn't like grilled food (even if i do it)
>only likes eggs scrambled
>hardly drinks water
>opens like 3 cans of soda a day, takes a few sips, and leaves the open cans laying around house only to be thrown away, yet constantly wants to buy more soda
>doesn't cook or like spicy food
>doesn't like vegetables that much, but at least she eats some of them
>loves pastries and sweet things too much. its like its the only food she actually enjoys.

i fucking hate her food habits

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:55:46 2017 No.8432874 >>8432862 okay why did you screenshot my post

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:56:26 2017 No.8432875 >>8432863 buy plastic bottles of soda. That way she (you) can cap it and put it back in the fridge for later

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:58:47 2017 No.8432882

>>8430007

My wife who I'm currently separating from be like :

I don't eat mushrooms because they are fungus
I'm vegetarian but I eat chicken. Only skinless boneless breasts
I'm eating a healthy diet. And also a large bag of chips every day. I don't know why I'm fat
And chocolate
I don't eat Thai because it smells funny
The only Chinese dishes I will eat are black bean sauce and sweet and sour chicken balls
I eat McDonald's hamburgers but I give the beef away
No alcohol except wine at Xmas
I don't like Korean food or Vietnamese food
I will eat butter chicken if it is breast meat so basically two restaurants within 100 miles are acceptable
I'm watching my wait but I'll have a poutine
I like my vegetables well cooked
Any sugar product is fine
I'll have a large latte with hazelnut

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 20:59:57 2017 No.8432885 >>8432874 You lacked the insight to distinguish two separate items within a list.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 21:02:29 2017 No.8432888 >>8430063 you need to be euthanized

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 21:05:23 2017 No.8432899 >>8431912 i'm a vegan and while i don't respect people's choice to eat meat i don't go on and on about it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 21:10:47 2017 No.8432908 >>8430482 Underrated post

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 21:14:17 2017 No.8432917 >>8430538 >prongs of your fork into the dressing before spearing the greens The current year and still not using chopsticks for your salad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 22:29:13 2017 No.8433115 >>8432882 she would want to have been amazing in bed for you to marry that, damn you must be a patient man. congrats on your soon to be freedom though!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 22:34:24 2017 No.8433122 >>8432917 Weeaboo faggot detected

Anonymous Wed Jan 4 22:51:43 2017 No.8433163

You guys must be ultra cucks or something, my gf is healthy and will legit eat almost anything from the weirdest shit like Indian food to interior Mexican food like pig intestine to all types of egg plant cooked in different ways.

I'm actually the picky one she'll eat wagyu beef while I'll stick with my chicken tendies and non cultured foods thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 22:56:52 2017 No.8433176 >>8433163 >she'll eat wagyu beef while I'll stick with my chicken tendies We're the cucks says the guy whose girlfriend eats brown meat while he gobbles cock

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 22:58:26 2017 No.8433180 >>8433163 Your wife sounds like a beta who deserves better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 23:01:02 2017 No.8433185 >>8433176 >>8433180 Kek she cooks I don't, I just make sure she cooks something that isn't too gross. Get triggered cucks

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 23:27:08 2017 No.8433251 >>8431924 Whales and dolphins also contain shitloads of mercury you dirty Jap fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 23:36:31 2017 No.8433279 >>8432899 Your post proves that well bud

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 4 23:58:46 2017 No.8433333 >"I have [non-White] ancestry!" Makes me vomit every time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:00:02 2017 No.8433338 >>8433333 What a waste of quints. Maybe next time, space cowboy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:04:08 2017 No.8433343 File: 164 KB, 388x386, 1469074369892.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"i don't like the mcchicken, anon" mfw

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:09:21 2017 No.8433348

>>8432882
To be fair, black bean sauce is amazing. But I don't understand how you can like that and not like other similarly strongly-flavored Asian dishes. She probably was getting watered-down bullshit.

You dodged a bullet, man. Never marry a woman with that many demands when it comes to food. She'll have as many demands for everything else in your life. And never trust anyone who doesn't drink for any other reason than a legit medical condition.

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:13:12 2017 No.8433360

>>8433338
It is bullshit though. If one of your grandparents wasn't [non-white ethnicity] then shut the fuck up. At some point one of my ancestors probably fucked a negro at some point, but does that give me the go-ahead to call myself black, or identify with black issues? Fuck no. I'm whiter than the driven snow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:41:25 2017 No.8433437 >>8430007 My vegetarian ex would say this... VEGETARIAN... She basically subsisted on potato chips, mac and cheese, and diet coke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:42:44 2017 No.8433440 >>8430007 Beirut beer

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:46:25 2017 No.8433445 >>8430090 Wow you're a fine human being aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:51:45 2017 No.8433459 >>8430238 Said the "man"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 00:57:40 2017 No.8433468 >>8431702 Never tried sushi ■

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 01:06:56 2017 No.8433477 >>8430103 >>8430109 >>8431771 Sounds like you want a different kind of pasta--rotini or fusili, perhaps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 01:37:54 2017 No.8433545 File: 973 KB, 500x375, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8433445

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 01:38:34 2017 No.8433547 File: 18 KB, 610x610, FB_IMG_1482888997262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8433445 I am

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 02:04:30 2017 No.8433609 >>8430376 I thought most adults could eat pretty much anything? Isn't only the kids picky eaters?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 02:09:32 2017 No.8433622 >>8430570 It's miss Bailey to you, faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 02:19:09 2017 No.8433641 >>8431916 Hello Dwight

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 02:24:41 2017 No.8433651 >>8430063 I once dated a girl who was "selectively-vegetarian" or some shit because animal rights. Basically she didn't eat meat...sometimes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 02:34:36 2017 No.8433659 >>8433609 You'd be surprised.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 02:41:56 2017 No.8433665 >>8433659 Well then I'm glad I grew out of it, as a kid I used to be routinely hungry because I could only eat like 3 different things, now I'm interested in whatever exotic shit I can get my hands on

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 02:48:53 2017 No.8433673 File: 69 KB, 900x900, 1473029534491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCKING ROASTIE SLAGS I WISH GIRLS DIDN'T EXIST

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 03:14:12 2017 No.8433707

>>8430007
I have no problem if people don't like certain foods, even if it's vegetables. As long as they actually have tried the food before it's fine if they don't like it nothing triggers me when someone says they don't like something they never tried.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 03:23:15 2017 No.8433722 >>8430007 >"I don't like vegetables" never met an adult girl who didn't eat vegetables ... only picky teenagers ( young kids eat everything before they start to socialise with other picky eaters )

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 03:33:13 2017 No.8433739
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>>8430052
nice bait, have a reply. Women that like Trump are usually attractive, healthy, and white.

I'll say a few red flags are eating fast food on a regular basis, claims to be a vegan or a vegetarian, doesn't eat seafood or "spicy" food.
ALL 'vegans' are insane. The vegetarians are usually a little nutty, but might be salvageable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 03:34:02 2017 No.8433740 File: 44 KB, 433x270, Russian_Mafia_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430523 bullshit, their traditional stuff is great, easily Italian-tier cuisine > mfw someone disses pierogi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 03:37:00 2017 No.8433742 >>8433673 but if girls didnt exist then traps/trannies wouldnt exist and we wouldnt have boipuccy or girlpenis

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 03:38:51 2017 No.8433744 >>8432812 respect, no fug six ways from Sunday, beat up till red all over and fug again, yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 03:41:08 2017 No.8433747 >>8433609 you are entirely correct, however most of the people you see around you are not adults the average citizen has a mental age in the low teens

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 03:53:53 2017 No.8433774 >>8432882 >I'm vegetarian but I eat chicken. my gf is vegetarian but eats fish because "it's not actually meat"

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 04:47:49 2017 No.8433874 >>8431890 Actually in dry meats and salami its pretty important faggot

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 07:38:20 2017 No.8434072

>>8433774
She's either dumb or a hypocrite then. Anything smart enough to run a racket and queue up in line for something is smart enough to be just as meaty as everything else.

Tell me, does she consider river otters to also not be meat? Because for a while people called those fish (specifically so monks could eat them).

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 08:15:42 2017 No.8434107 >>8431901 My hometowns water is pretty bad, had a mountain with a spring closeby where I went to get water though. The place I live now has ok water, you can smell the chlorine a bit depending on the container's shape

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 08:28:58 2017 No.8434126 >>8430755 prob referring to nyc

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 09:59:45 2017 No.8434283

When the person you're cooking for doesn't immediately come to the dinning table when the food is ready.

When the person you're cooking for is constantly on their phone while at the dinning table.

When the person you're cooking for leaves the dinning table after they finish eating even if you're not finished yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:14:21 2017 No.8434305 When they elongate a word for emphasis by repeating the wrong fucking letter so it's phonetically nonsensical 'Loveeeeeeee u babe miss you so badddddddd I'm boreeeeeeeed when will I c u nextttttttt' Instantly ruins any chance of me respecting them

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:24:33 2017 No.8434325

>>8432812
>I could never respect a girl who dressed like that, to be honest.
1. It's a bikini and she's on the beach. Yes it's trashy but it's on the beach, who cares.

2. She has to show off her fake tits.

3. She's a porn star, I'm sure your respect isn't high on her list.

4. I'm sure your respect isn't on anyone's list.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:25:02 2017 No.8434328 >vegetarian/vegan >gluten-free >allergic to something commonplace >picky eater >wastes food I just wanna enjoy a good meal with a woman is that so fucking hard?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:26:58 2017 No.8434331 >>8434305 >Instantly ruins any chance of me respecting them lol you've never been with a girl but you use the guise of a rigorous and strict moral code as a sour grapes defense mechanism.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:33:21 2017 No.8434350 >>8434331 Are you denying that what I described is incredibly irritating, unthinking behaviour?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:33:59 2017 No.8434352 >>8434331 Ha ha this dude is probably 100% correct

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:37:44 2017 No.8434359

>>8434350
Who cares? People use vernacular or informal language all the time.

They aren't submitting a manuscript to a peer-reviewed journal or applying for a job. Relax dipshit, you clearly have low self-confidence if you place such importance on texting syntax between friends or intimates.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:38:04 2017 No.8434362 If they're a picky eater in any sort of vocal way, 90% chance there wont be a second date

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:42:19 2017 No.8434376 >>8434359 This isn't about vernacular or informal language, this is about artlessness. If you want to add a vocal quality to your writing, put the effort in to do it right otherwise you look vapid as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:44:57 2017 No.8434382 >>8434376 Yep, you're a kissless virgin.

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:49:00 2017 No.8434396

>>8434382

when you're calling people virgins on 4chan it clearly shows you're a low hanging fruit grasping mental adolescent who's making up for all the years they failed the bants test in the locker room and has probably had two sexual partners, one of which had an orgasm a fifth of the time.

it's always girls who do this shit but it's not all girls who do it. i fuck the other ones, at full force, in the vagina mouth and ass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:52:30 2017 No.8434405 >>8434396 >all that bullshit You fuck your hand, limply, and then apologize to it. It doesn't call you the next day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:52:33 2017 No.8434406 >>8434283 >cooking for someone Cuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:55:06 2017 No.8434414 >>8434376 >This isn't about vernacular or informal language, this is about artlessness. If you want to add a vocal quality to your writing, put the effort in to do it right otherwise you look vapid as fuck whew lad my diagnoses ring true

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 10:56:20 2017 No.8434416 >>8434414 i'm rubber and you're glue you projecting cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 11:02:43 2017 No.8434424 When she's got her tits out at the restaurant

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 11:03:55 2017 No.8434429 >>8434331 >projecting this hard

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 11:14:19 2017 No.8434449 File: 35 KB, 572x380, 1468790907318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430376 >mfw someone says this about mcdonalds or any other fast food place to feel good about themselves but they still eat shitty processed food from other places

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 11:25:52 2017 No.8434467 >>8434414 thhhhhhhhhhhhhhats hilariooooooooooooooooous

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 11:32:40 2017 No.8434483 >>8434467 You've stiilllllllll nevvvvvveeeeerrrrr fuuuucckkkkked a giiiiiiiirrrrrlllllll lol ;)

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 11:37:33 2017 No.8434494

current gf
>only vegetables I've ever seen her eat are lettuce and raw peppers in salad, doesn't like cooked vegetables/onions/etc
>doesn't eat red meat or seafood; only likes chicken, either fried or grilled (mostly fried)
>hates anything creamier than 1% milk; basically all she drinks are coffee and water
>only pizza she'll eat is cheese, and only if there's not a lot of sauce because she hates tomato sauce
>she hates noodles/rice, of any kind
>hates oranges/orange juice

I could go on

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 11:38:33 2017 No.8434496 >>8434494 Anon she must be hot to tolerate that hot mess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 11:43:05 2017 No.8434504 >>8434496 yeah p much

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 11:43:52 2017 No.8434505 >>8434331 Teenage white daddies girl detected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 11:45:55 2017 No.8434512 >>8434504 Then cheers to you anon. She must be. How long you been with her?

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 11:48:37 2017 No.8434516

>>8434483
Bet money this nigga beta buxed his way to the bed room after like 30 dates where he paid for literally everything. insufferable whore was probably cheating on him from the start.

>dude, you just gotta put up with everything they do and buy them anything they want. Trust me, I'm the pussy slaying god bro ;^)

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 11:50:54 2017 No.8434520

>>8434512
little over 18 months

also forgot
>she hates citrus fruits of any kind (she won't touch anything with even the tiniest hint of lemon in it)
>and any cheese that isn't on pizza
>and olives/olive oil/hummus/anything mediterranean
>or asian/indian
>doesn't like beans/lentils of any kind
>no mayonnaise, no sriracha, or any condiments besides ketchup on her fries

she loves french fries more than anything, although that's the only form she'll eat potatoes in besides chips
and she loves loves loves spicy chicken

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 11:54:45 2017 No.8434529 >>8434520 You're dating a womanchild.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 11:56:08 2017 No.8434532 >>8434520 She's going to be fat as fuck by the age of 30. Watch out. And if she has a kid... yikes.

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 12:01:01 2017 No.8434542

>>8434529
she knows she has the palate of a child, I blame her parents who never challenged her/let her eat whatever she wanted (and who never cooked/were terrible cooks)

>>8434532
she's actually pretty skinny now because she doesn't eat much, but yeah I dunno about later

My biggest victory so far was getting her to try shrimp (but only because it was popcorn/fried shrimp) and she liked it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 12:07:27 2017 No.8434558 >>8434542 If you have a Logan's Roadhouse nearby, take her there to try their side of shrimp. Those little shitters are good and I'm not much of a shrimp guy myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 12:13:06 2017 No.8434564 >>8430007 >I'm a vegetarian Vegan is immediate drop, not just a red flag, but vegetarians get a pass after flagging.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 12:50:39 2017 No.8434616 >>8433740 Is that Vincent Cassel on the left?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 13:47:32 2017 No.8434724 >>8430572 you don't know any Italians you ignorant yank fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 13:52:17 2017 No.8434738 >>8434325 >4. I'm sure your respect isn't on anyone's list. damn son

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 15:18:12 2017 No.8435003
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>>8430063
>Doesn't like seafood, coconut, tomatoes, mushrooms, etc because of """texture"""
Love all of the above except for tomatoes
At least big ones, cherry tomatoes are fine
Although I think think I might be slightly allergic to them because sometimes I feel itchy when I eat them

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 15:27:01 2017 No.8435024 File: 21 KB, 493x367, I'm Not Even Sorry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430545 Stop stealing jokes from Friends

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 16:01:31 2017 No.8435133 >>843437 >be me >try to sound smart on the internet >*tips fedora What a faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 16:02:08 2017 No.8435134 >>8435133 m8

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 16:05:06 2017 No.8435143 >>8435133 >be me >fail to quote posts on 4chan >tip over the precipice of sense into the sea of irreparable retardation

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 16:09:54 2017 No.8435154 >doesn't know how to cook If I can cook, so should you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 16:13:08 2017 No.8435162 >>8435154 >expecting women to be in the kitchen sexist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 16:19:20 2017 No.8435177 >>8435162 > expecting equality in the kitchen > MUH SEXISM A cancer is you

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 16:35:56 2017 No.8435218 File: 24 KB, 500x500, 000111111100i.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8434325 R O A S T E D

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 16:42:06 2017 No.8435248 >>8430023 THISSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 16:44:07 2017 No.8435255 >>8435248 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 17:00:44 2017 No.8435297 >>8433622 wat?

>>	Anomynous Thu Jan 5 17:10:45 2017 No.8435317 >>8430482 >>8432908 Maybe if it had been posted in 2007

>>	Anomynous Thu Jan 5 17:14:47 2017 No.8435332 >>8430758 >I don't know the difference between apostrophes and accents

>>	Anomynous Thu Jan 5 17:16:59 2017 No.8435341 >>8431678 >she says she is vegan and then says she eats chicken and fish This only happens in Latin America, right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 17:18:18 2017 No.8435345 >>8435317 >he's not old enough to casually remember 2007 Isn't this website 18+?

>>	Anomynous Thu Jan 5 17:20:24 2017 No.8435355 >>8432863 >>opens like 3 cans of soda a day, takes a few sips, and leaves the open cans laying around house only to be thrown away, yet constantly wants to buy more soda Just fucking end it already

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 17:20:34 2017 No.8435356 >>8430007 She start out saying "im having my period, not so hungry, can I have a Baccardi with this food"

>>	Anomynous Thu Jan 5 17:23:04 2017 No.8435368 >>8435345 That's when joking about Twilight was actually funny you dumb person

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 17:41:32 2017 No.8435419 >>8434325 >she's a pornstar Ok I never do this anon but can you help an anon out and who is she? Reverse image is just giving some chive bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 18:22:30 2017 No.8435539 >>8434494 I'm really curious about the dislike of rice/noodles

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 19:07:21 2017 No.8435679 File: 341 KB, 1437x506, Screenshot_2017-01-05-16-06-42~01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8432794 There's some things I'd prefer not to eat, in comparison to others I hate dried tomatoes but I'll still eat them

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 19:08:59 2017 No.8435686 >>8430090 >scrambled eggs Why would you do that You could have just made a omelette and been 3 times happier

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 19:11:51 2017 No.8435694 >>8435686 i like a good french omelette but they're always gonna be more brittle and drier than scrambled eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 19:15:20 2017 No.8435709 >>8435419 Veronica Vice

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 19:16:32 2017 No.8435717 >>8431916 >tfw allergic to apples >tfw really like apples I eat them regardless and get bad shits for it

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 19:22:30 2017 No.8435729
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>>8435003
>Although I think think I might be slightly allergic to them because sometimes I feel itchy when I eat them
I know that feeling
I still eat stuff I'm slightly allergic to because fuck allergies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 19:31:20 2017 No.8435752 >>8434616 yeah, lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 19:58:15 2017 No.8435843 >>8435709 God amongst men anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 20:01:05 2017 No.8435852 >>8430020 Not true from personal experience.

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 20:43:43 2017 No.8435987

>constant complaining/bitching about the food or service
>can't make or take a joke
>very limited interests, including food
>slob or doesn't take their time enjoying their meal
>doesn't share my interest in trying new beer
>doesn't know how to cook AND doesn't like helping with dishes
>REFUSES TO CLEAN TOILET

I used to bother with converting these types, both men and women, then I went full gay and found a lot of lesbians aren't very fun. Finally found a beautiful trans woman who actually enjoys things and cleans up with me. Can take a joke and dish out the bants. I'm never going back, lads.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 20:45:18 2017 No.8435990 >>8430007 "I'm actually a guy"

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 20:54:15 2017 No.8436038

>>8435987
I can believe it. There's definitely a disonnect between a male and the current incarnation of the female in the US. The problem is the law is on her side no matter what period induced hormonal rage caused her to hit you in the head with the nearest sharp object. No matter what, you're going to jail you bad man.

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 21:00:22 2017 No.8436064

>>8436038
I don't know what you're talking about but ok. The only violence I've ever experienced was from men, surprisingly. Getting choked by a dude with years of experience in martial arts and another guy who thought a sexy spanking meant holding me down and spanking as hard as he could as long as he could despite my protests. Women I've dated just got pissy and noncommunicative. Don't really know where you're coming from.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 21:07:02 2017 No.8436084 File: 147 KB, 1500x1500, kysmyman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430007 >I don't like vegetables

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 21:17:40 2017 No.8436120 >>8436084 This is the last place I expected to see a /mu/ meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 21:19:53 2017 No.8436133 File: 78 KB, 1280x720, 2880976-feature_ignis.00_00_02_09.still001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8430007 >"I've come up with a new recipe"

Anonymous Thu Jan 5 21:22:02 2017 No.8436139

>>8430572

This is probably the most autistic post I have ever read on this godawful board. Fucking end yourself, jesus christ.

>>8433163

>she'll eat wagyu beef while I'll stick with my chicken tendies

So tell me, how does it feel knowing that you are going to get cucked for being such a pussy faggot?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 21:38:38 2017 No.8436188 >>8430304 Only appropriate response in this thread tbqh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 21:43:59 2017 No.8436199 >>8430214 Fuck these people. Some of my coworkers do this and I've just started to tell them to piss off if they come near me when I'm eating lunch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 21:47:37 2017 No.8436209 File: 321 KB, 480x650, 1464408859133.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the amount of food autism in this thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 21:50:20 2017 No.8436219 >>8433163 >Indian >weird

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 23:06:17 2017 No.8436432 >>8432863 Sounds like my ex. She was so fucking picky. Thought this chinese buffet that was shitty was absolute god tier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 23:25:49 2017 No.8436482 >>8434283 My roommate literally did all of these things. Fuck him, he doesn't appreciate my good home cooking. He lives on fast food, that prick is gonna die young.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 23:35:51 2017 No.8436517 >>8435686 Now you know why I came close to hitting her for realsies. The birch has no class.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 5 23:40:55 2017 No.8436533 >>8436133 Had a chuckle

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 00:18:06 2017 No.8436622 >>8430301 >Won't use chopsticks Hey fuck you! Some of us are a bit fucked in the head and just cant use the goddamn things not matter how hard we try or how much its shown to us. I JUST CANT USE THE FUCKING THINGS!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 00:23:25 2017 No.8436635 >>8436133 >>"I've come up with a new recipe" >"add [common ingredient or spice] to [standard dish]" even worse

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 00:23:46 2017 No.8436638 File: 55 KB, 571x960, explodingsides.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8434325 >See number 4 Oh shit nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 00:34:47 2017 No.8436659 File: 46 KB, 398x600, 150361_original[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] uhhh no thanx

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 02:26:48 2017 No.8436910 >>8430067 Maybe she doesn't want her butthole to become a volcano in case of sexy times.

Anonymous Fri Jan 6 02:38:52 2017 No.8436956

>>8431255
Try expanding her palate by making it fun, wear blindfolds and swap between bites of new foods and comfort foods. Nothing too extreme and something that won't require cleansing between changing tastes. Like fancy cheese vs. cheap cheese or something.

Anonymous Fri Jan 6 02:53:04 2017 No.8437019

>>8434283
They probably weren't raised in a home that ate meals at the table together. I've been a guest at plenty of friends houses to know better now but my family didn't have space for a formal dinner table in our tiny ass house so dinner was kind of an individual thing. Try having a conversation about it, maybe you could change things for the better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 02:56:35 2017 No.8437033 >>8434564 This

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 02:57:36 2017 No.8437039 >>8435356 wew what a wild ride

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 05:43:07 2017 No.8437295 File: 2.00 MB, 325x248, w00t.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >puts ketchup on fucking everything

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 05:56:21 2017 No.8437310 File: 257 KB, 368x657, 1482918620208.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8434494 >hates oranges/orange juice people that aren't REAL

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 12:36:28 2017 No.8438079 >>8432798 No, you are a fucking loser for calling it a "drug". It's fine not to consume alcohol but don't go around saying it's a drug. Beer a day is healthy for body. I also agree with just buying it in the store.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 12:47:32 2017 No.8438100 >>8438079 >alcohol but don't go around saying it's a drug you don't seem to understand what the term drug means

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 12:48:43 2017 No.8438107 >>8438100 I do but the way you're putting it makes you seem like a little bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 12:51:42 2017 No.8438113 >>8438107 i'm not even the guy you were initially replying to, i just wanted to point that thing out but whatever

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 12:55:06 2017 No.8438121 File: 3 KB, 125x119, 1473801352594s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >made some tuna patties for me and my sis, with salad and veggies >"Here are some tuna patties" >"Blech, it smells like fish"

Anonymous Fri Jan 6 13:06:01 2017 No.8438151
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>doesn't eat meat
>doesn't eat vegetables
>breaks ramen by throwing it on the floor to break it up and eating it with a spoon instead of using chopsticks (I know you were in jail Eva but common)
>over-eats
>is a picky eater
>only eats overcooked eggs
>doesn't drink water
>uses "yummy" or "yucky" to describe food
>leaves food on the plate
>orders the most expensive shit at the restaurants
>only eats processed food right out of the box

Basically my pet peeves with every girl I ever dated

Anonymous Fri Jan 6 13:09:04 2017 No.8438158

>>8438151
Forgot to add:

>takes photos of my food to put it on instagram
>uses phone when eating
>watches those retarded 5 minute facebook videos with fancy editing to make shitty food look good

Yeah baby, microwaved lassagna made of bread, ham, cheese and store-bought tomato sauce sure looks delicious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 13:12:40 2017 No.8438168 File: 73 KB, 250x195, 1412534582399.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >leaves the crust when eating pizza

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 13:46:04 2017 No.8438275 >>8435368 It may have been fashionable but it was never funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 6 13:48:50 2017 No.8438284 File: 23 KB, 480x480, 11248915_865832563494861_561574324_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8431916 >mfw I think about never being able to enjoy a rum & penicillin on the rocks

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