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>I'll take my coffee black, please

>> No.8460509

>he sugars up his coffee like a child

>> No.8460516
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8460516

Tepid and black. My taste in coffee is a reflection of my soul.

>> No.8460555

>>8460495
I like my coffee with a bit of milk. Is there something wrong with that?

>> No.8460603

If he only drink his coffee black, he wouldn't be that fat

>> No.8460612

I like my coffee how I like my women: hot and black

>> No.8460620

My coffee is like me. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

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>>8460612
Same

>> No.8460654

>>8460641
The nose has to be thinner for her to be hot for me. I don't like flat nosed women desu. The rest of her face is fine and she has a nice tit-to-ass ratio.

>> No.8460658

>>8460620
Holy...I want more!

>> No.8460798

>>8460654
Seek out East African girls instead

>> No.8460808

>>8460495

I occasionally add a splash of cream, or milk, but never sugar. I don't want a fuckin' milkshake.

Black is just easier and quick - I only drink it for the energy, not as some kind of treat.

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guaranteed replies. Have a (you)

>tfw drinking black coffee now

>> No.8460824

I've got 2 1/2 gallons of orange drink. oh you wish you were me. yes you do.

>> No.8460848

Listen. If you drink your coffee black, then you're doing it to seem tough. If you drink it with milk and cream, then you're doing it to subvert that stereotype. But if you drink it black after realizing that, you're only doing it to subvert the idea that you're doing it to be against the initial stereotype. But you see, in doing this, you are playing the game, where you are too aware of the social norms of coffee drinking, so no matter how you drink you're coffee, you area a pawn of society.

>> No.8460863

I'll take my coffee black, room temperature, in the afternoon after the pot's been off for several hours

>> No.8460874

Does adding butter to black coffee make it taste good or is it a meme?

>> No.8460878

>>8460874
Yes

>> No.8460901

>>8460495
I can't taste bitterness in food, so I enjoy black coffee if it's decent. It tastes like it smells-- why would I need to add anything to that to be happy?

If it's shitty and weak, pass me the flavored creamer and sugar please.

>> No.8460929

>>8460798
Isn't East Africa where all the AIDS is? Anyway thanks senpai.

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>>8460929
Nope, but people from the horn of Africa (Ethiopia, Eritrea, Somalia) tend to have thinner noses

>> No.8461068

I used to drink it black as a kid because oi hated milk and cream and now I drink it with cream only

>> No.8461104

>>8460612
I too like my coffe how I like my women: ground up and in the freezer.

>> No.8461110

>>8461068
When I was a kid, I only knew of shitty, weak church coffee stolen from the elder's meeting room.

As a result, we all just used it to carry hot cocoa poweder or creamer and terrifying amounts of clumpy white sugar.

Now that I can have good coffee, it tastes good plain.

>> No.8461113

I drink shitty diner coffee with some sugar, but if I have good coffee I drink it black. Why this is such a big deal I have no clue, tea drinkers don't get this shit do they?

>> No.8461132

>>8461110
holy shit. I remember church coffee. It made me feel sorry for people. Everything was so generic and cheap, and it was all they had. Church basements are depressing AF

>> No.8461175

>>8460988
She is really pretty.

>> No.8461181

Is it bad to drink black coffee on an empty stomach?

>> No.8461189
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>>8461175
She's gorgeous, I wish I had a girl like her

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>>8460509
But bitter things are bitter.

>> No.8461338

>>8460612
Me too. I hate Coffee.

>> No.8461341

>>8461283
You only say that because you're bitter

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8461467

I'll take my steak...rare

>> No.8461520

>>8460654
Nigga that's what bags are for