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What is the intellectual's drink? Is it green tea?

>> No.8467676
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8467676

are tea or coffee fags bigger autists?

>> No.8467681

It used to be strong coffee among the literati back in the day, and in France it was the good old green fairy (but that's because it was dirt cheap and being an artist doesn't tend to pay much). Nowadays I'd say tea and certain craft beers, but I think the true intellectuals just drink what they want to and enjoy themselves accordingly.

>> No.8467712

>>8467616
anything that requires any sort of not fucked up by soda palette to taste,
tea both green and more oxidized varieties, coffee, beers, liquor. also theres a lot of variance in these drinks. some suck, some are drunk by wannabes(overpriced) and then you've got the good stuff

>> No.8467756

>>8467616
Peppermint Oil 1 fl oz
Rosewater 3 fl oz
Two limes, sliced
Crushed ice, 1 cup

>> No.8467763

>>8467676
Tea fags are more autistic but in a cute and harmless way.

Coffee fags are elitist autists that enjoy being pegged by their girlfriend right after having an ultra premium espresso made by their favorite manbun sporting barista.

>> No.8467769

>>8467616

earl grey

>> No.8467777
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8467777

Distilled water. It lightly tastes of lavender.

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>>8467777
Quads confirm.

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>>8467616
>>8467676
>>8467681
>>8467763
>>8467769
Tea is <3

>> No.8469385

>>8467777
Is it really okay to drink distilled water? I thought that was bad for you.

>> No.8469388

>>8469385
Its only bad for you if you nevet eat food or have a borderline vitamin deficiency . Which I hope is unlikely .

>> No.8470727
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>>8467756
Lime. :)

>> No.8470834

Tea tb h
Not that starbucks matcha shit though

>> No.8470842

cheap ass red wine obviously.

>> No.8470873

>>8467769

im a coffee fag but this, this, is a good post.

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>>8467616
STEEL
RESERVE

>> No.8471024
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8471024

San Pellegrino.

>> No.8471040
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>>8467616
really gets the noodle firing

>> No.8471041

>>8471024
tastes exactly the same as santa vittoria, but at twice the cost (at least where I live).

>> No.8471044

>>8471041
It's water. Why would it have a different taste?

>> No.8471056

>>8471044
>'San Pellegrino'
>not just 'Mineral Water'

>> No.8471057

>>8471044
>>8471041

It's pretty easy to distinguish between different waters.

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>>8467763

>> No.8471098
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8471098

>>8467616
Posca.

>High in antioxidants
>High in electrolytes
>Easy to make from what you have at home at any given time (vinegar, water, honey, spices)
>Cooling
>Roman

>> No.8471147

>>8470727
:(

>> No.8471712

Water.

>> No.8471721
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8471721

>lounging on bed
>sipping green tea
>watching trashy teenage drama

I AM an intellectual, can you guess my gender?

>> No.8471867

>>8471721
Demi nonbinary snowflake antisexual

>> No.8471901 [DELETED] 

No, it's the african american cum. Preferably right off your wifes puss.

>> No.8471942
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Oreo McFlurry

>> No.8471984

Clearly the intellectual drink is "Tea: Earl Grey: Hot".

>> No.8471999

True intellectuals don't limit themselves to one beverage, but instead seek to sample all life's liquid pleasures.

>> No.8472041
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8472041

>32 replies
>no dr pepper
what the FUCK

>> No.8472237

>>8467769
>>8470834
>>8471984
good answer, but am I the only one who take tea cold?

>> No.8472258

>>8472041
The question was "intellectual's drink", not "degenerate scum fuck's drink". Hope this helps!

>> No.8472282

>>8471867
Heterosexual male, but close guess.

>> No.8474390

>>8472041
Came here to post this.

>> No.8474424

vodka

>> No.8474427

>>8467616

Milk or water.

Green tea if for faggots

>> No.8474437 [DELETED] 

Tyrones semen from the wife's pussy is the drink for the thinking man

>> No.8474455

>>8471098
Isn't posca for the lower classes?

>> No.8474535
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8474535

Boiled tap water.

>> No.8474616

>>8471024
>not their lemon/blood orange soda

>> No.8474630

>>8470842
This. Boxed wine is for mom, but the intellectual knows that within the box is a bag. There lies the intellectual's beverage.

>> No.8474677
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>>8467616
Any spirit, neat.

>> No.8474680

>>8471098
Thats acient red bull for peasant workers. Kys this is an intellectual thread.

>> No.8475185

>>8467616
Water is for intelligent people. T is a scam and an addiction mostly for those in denial of its toxic effects, in denial that it's another drug. Most of the tea likely comes from a culture that believes in it while at the same time dying in an atmosphere poisoned by coal and burning plastic and keeping with the Jones (Americans) at any cost.

Vegetables, however, contain about the same ratio of water as our bodies, so that much water shouldn't even be necessary. Every piece of land used to grow weeds (tea) is land not used for nutritious vegetables. Legal "drugs of choice" are bad but worse are the ones where the masses delude themselves into believing in the healing properties of non-vegetables (leaves).

>> No.8475193

>>8475185
Who are Joneses?

>> No.8475197

>>8467616
Liquor.

>> No.8475200

>>8475193

Nobody in particular, it's just a random common name. It's a stand-in for your peers in general.

"keeping up with the jonses" is a phrase that refers to people doing something just because other people do it. I.e. If the Joneses repainted their house then you decide to repaint your house too. If the Jonses bought fancy new car then you need to buy a fancy new car too.

>> No.8475212

>>8467616
If you have to conspicuously consume a specific beverage to demonstrate your status as an intellectual, you aren't an intellectual.

>> No.8475225

>>8475200
Silly Americucks

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>>8475212
>Just got our pumpkin spice lattes, now let's talk about dismantling the patriarchy and instituting socialism.

>> No.8475682

>>8475212
>conspicuously
smellin that hint of pretentiousness

>> No.8476310
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8476310

Intellectuals drink piss, of course.

>> No.8476415

>>8467616
Vodka.

>> No.8476577

>>8472041
>not mr pibb
kys

>> No.8476580

>>8474424
this

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>>8475225

>> No.8476589
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>>8476310

>> No.8477209

Mathematician here. It's black coffee.

>> No.8477880

Cheap, black drip coffee.

Woke tier is filtered then boiled tapwater, drunk at room temperature.

>> No.8478295
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8478295

Any bottled water.
Or any well treated tap water, with home filtration.

>> No.8478315
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>>8471984
this

>> No.8478337

Coffee revs up my schizophrenia like nobody's business

My roommate got a Chemex the other day and gave me a test cup. I started having bizarre delusions, thought he was trying to eat me. Locked my door, called my sister and cried about how scared I was.

Coffee is for lunatics. Rooibos tea is all I drink

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>>8470842
This. Especially drinking it while watching kino.

>> No.8478410

>>8475682
I'm not the one asking what intellectuals drink so I can drink it and act smug.

>> No.8478434

>>8467616
cawfee

>> No.8478439

>>8467769
is there an american version of earl grey? i dont drink fag water from yurop on principle

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>>8474535

>> No.8478476

>>8478439
>you must be over 18 to post here

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>>8471098
You do realise that it's literally a pleb-tier drink invented to pour spoiled wine down the lower-class's collective gullet?

Historical views aside, though, it is a pretty nutritious drink, though you might as well make mulled wine or sangria with more and better quality ingredients.

>> No.8478555

Green tea is a meme don't fucking flatter yourself

>> No.8478612

>>8471044
Mineral waters taste different depending on the concentration of minerals. My parents dringkmagnesium rich sparkling water and it disgusting, tastes like plastic and cardboard.

>> No.8478647

>>8467763
i enjoy being pegged by my girlfriend but it has nothing to do with beverages.

>> No.8478652

Only the finest Mountain Dew for refined palates of supreme intellectuals.

>> No.8478778

>>8478647
Good on you, lad. God gave you that prostate for a reason.

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>>8471024
PELLEGRINO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suw9o5BDkSM

>> No.8480577

>>8478647
I apologize for my brash assumptions of pegging enthusiasts. Please accept my apology.

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>>8467616
> green tea
Oh boy, look at this prole.

The prefered beverage of the inteligensia is premium black tea direct from the slopes of the Kenyan highlands.