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8562596 No.8562596 [Reply] [Original]

You know what to do, /ck/.

>> No.8562753

>>8562596
>povertyfag kitchen

Fuck off.

>> No.8562900
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8562900

>Worlds Smallest Cock

>> No.8563064

>>8562753
hey man, in a few hours your mom will be asleep, you can likely snap a few pics of her kitchen then.

>> No.8563358

>>8562900
riky makes u contemplate

>> No.8563414

>>8562596
>whip it whip it good
>Darth Vader toaster
>ash tray
>fridge of covered with garbage
hang yourself

>> No.8564029

>>8563414
After you.

>> No.8564151

>>8562596

four boxes of instant mashed potatoes
7 tins of sardines
6 tins of tuna

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>>8563414

>> No.8564208
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Ok, rate co/ck/s

>> No.8564607

>>8564208
>>entry level whisky
>>sink full of dirty dishes
>>microwave
2/10. Would use if drunk.

>> No.8564653

>>8564607
Lets see yours.

>> No.8564667

>>8564653
It's a roach ridden hell hole with an electric range and no whisky, 0/10 that's why I'm drinking box wine and wasting time.

>> No.8564688

>>8564667
post anyway, kitchen thread lacks kitchens

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>> No.8564731
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(re)Posting my tiny ass kitchen

>> No.8564751

>>8562900
how?

>> No.8564754

>>8564731

Is that seriously your kitchen? I couldn't live without a full size oven and 4 burners...

>> No.8565287

>>8564731
Best ITT.

>> No.8566305

>>8564754
Yes it is. I hate not having an oven.
I live alone so not having 4 burners it's not that bad.
I'd also like more cooking space, shit's tight.

>>8565287
Thank you.

>> No.8566386
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8566386

posting my kitchen.

>> No.8566393

>>8566386
Obviously not yours, but God damn can you imagine how much of a bitch that would be to clean and maintain?

>> No.8566418

>>8566393
the type of people that own kitchens like that have servants that take care of things like that.

>> No.8566432
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I have a retarded amount of counter space compared to how complicated of dishes I make, so it ends up getting used for basically everything else

>> No.8566453

>>8566432
I am always amazed at how americans seem to have those orange medication bottles everywhere. You guys are really hooked on legal drugs.

>> No.8566489

>>8566453
They're just prescription bottles, which means it could be anything from heroin-in-a-pill to basic blood pressure medication.

>> No.8566524
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>>8566453
Fucking for profit medico-pharma. It's sicker than the people they're prescribing to, that's for sure.

>> No.8566541

>>8566453
Its just the standard way you get your meds. Keep in mind it can be anything from blood pressure meds to antidepressants or pharma quality heroin.

Got to love American right.

>> No.8567519

>>8566432
Clean up your shit, anon.

>> No.8567631
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8567631

Livin that poverty life

>> No.8567956

>>8567631
That's honestly a really comfy kitchen. I like the colour scheme.

>> No.8568027

>>8566393
worth it

>> No.8568036

>>8567956
At least its clean

>> No.8568043

>>8567631

i have the same bodum grinder

>charles smith kung fu girl riesling

atta boy

>> No.8568049
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>>8562596
Cooking with my favorite pot, a 22cm (3.5Qt) enameled cast iron, and favorite knife, a 210mm Anryu Kurouchi gyuto.

An 8Qt cast iron dutch oven is en route for oven and outdoor cooking. Excited to make bone broth.

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>>8562900

>> No.8569590

>>8568036
A poorfag's clean kitchen looks infinitely better than a richfag's filthy one.

>> No.8570097

>>8562900
I don't even care that OP posted both the original pic and then this pointing out the mug. It was funny anyways

>> No.8570218

>>8567956
Thanks. When I looked at this apartment before moving in, it was a bit uglier. A new manager took over just before then and redid it. Any time I've had others from the building in ours, they've said it looks better than theirs, so I picked a good time to move in.
>>8568043
Kung Fu Girl really surprised me. Awesome that it's not retarded expensive as well. Great for drinking and cooking.

Also looking at this picture made me realize I still have a bag of old af garlic behind my potatoes that I need to throw out.

>> No.8570230

>>8567631
Where in Minneapolis is this?

>> No.8570240

>>8570230
It's not, lol.

>> No.8570259

>>8570240
Then why the minnesota coffee bag?

>> No.8570265

>>8570259
Because I live in Minnesota. Contrary to popular belief, Minneapolis isn't the entire state.

>> No.8570267

>>8570265
Well then, saint paul. Sorry I forgot the other city.

>> No.8570290

>>8562596
I like the small size of this settup, I wish I could find a small flat like this at a decent price. >>8564208
like it, hard to tell from the pic tho
>>8564731
would need a large toaster oven at least but looks good, must be a tiny place.
>>8566432
>>8567631
workable but don't envy it
(I do like kungfu girl tho)

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>>8570267

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>>8570346

>> No.8570705
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>>8570346

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>>8570346
looks depressing as fuck

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>> No.8570754

>>8570747
flipped and cropped

>> No.8570757

>>8570747
Looks like you are arriving in your house and burglars just left.

>> No.8570758
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>>8570754
wait

>> No.8570760
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>>8570737
>dog toy/butt plug on the counter

>> No.8570782
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>>8570760
Kek, my little boy likes it.

>> No.8570806
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>>8570782
Nice pupper!

>> No.8570818

>>8570806
You too!

>> No.8570825

>>8570782
Airedale?

>> No.8570832
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>>8570825
Yes.
An 8 months airedale.
This little boy changed my life, he is so smart and loyal already. Truly a man best friend.

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>>8570825
Adelaide

>> No.8571048
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Nothin special, but it gets the job done.

>> No.8571088

>>8571048
>[the current year]
>stovetop kettle

>> No.8571167

>>8571088
>spending more than $10 for a container made to boil water

I seriously hope you guys don't do that.

>> No.8571204

>>8571167
This.

>> No.8571254

>>8571167
Where are you shopping that an electric kettle costs more than 10$? Hell, they're usually the same price as (or cheaper than) the stovetop ones.

>> No.8571259

>>8571254
not everyone wants to boil their water everyday in vessels made of cheap plastic

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>> No.8571579

>>8571259
well not everyone wants to be alive either

>> No.8571635

>>8571571
Your house is really blurry, you might want to invest in an air filter.

>> No.8571699

>>8570346
>you are single
>you share a house with more than one roommate
>most of you are scraping by
>the bathroom is just as filthy

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>>8570724
how about now with better lighting, fresh baked cookies, and a doggo?

>> No.8571712

>>8571699
>no
>no
>no i make over 100k a year
>yes

>> No.8571715

>>8571571
well, I see one oven with 4 burners, but over on the left? not a micro, because you have one hogging up counter space. Two extra ovens? and those cabinets and flooring say 80's to me.

>> No.8571719

>>8571712
>lie
>lie
>REALLY BIG LIE
>the truth

>> No.8571728

>>8571719
i have no reason to lie

>> No.8571742

>>8571728
>do you think people would do that?
>go on the internet and lie?

>> No.8571752

>>8571742
i don't care if you believe me. i was just giving feedback on your fairly erroneous assessment of my kitchen

>> No.8571767

>>8571715
Spot on with the cabinets and flooring. That actually is a built in microwave and oven, but we just use it for storage.

>> No.8571782

>>8571635
Probably just my camera senpai.

>> No.8571790
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Brehs, I think I win the award for shittiest/smallest kitchen

>> No.8571799

>>8571752
Maine?

>> No.8571810

>>8571790
>walks in to your place
>glances into kitchen
>oh! take out! can I have some
>grabs styrofoam box and pops it open
but for real, whats in the box? I'm hungry motherfucker

>> No.8571812

>>8571790
No just sugariest. Looks like a nice kitchen to work with

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>>8571790
I challenge you.

Pic related, the kitchen in my last apartment.

>> No.8571952

>>8571880
clean and organized, the autist in me likes it

>> No.8571959

>>8571790
>gas range
doin pretty well for yourself eh boyo

>> No.8571961

>>8571959
gas stoves are a meme

there's no advantage over an electric stove and it always stinks when you turn it on so you worry about the fucking thing exploding

>> No.8571982

>>8571961
>so you worry about the fucking thing exploding
this. I grew up with electric. even my grandparent had electric. Gas stoves just freak me out.

>> No.8571993

>>8571961
Having immediate temperature change is pretty advantageous. When I put the knob on high, I expect it to be on high, not slowly increase from low to high over a 2 minute period.

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>>8571880
6500K lighting is cancer

Why is the cutting board so close to the floor? Slightly disgusting.

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>>8572006
I have 6500K lighting in most of my rooms. I agree that it looks fucking hideous.

I'm color blind though. What lighting is the best? In your opinion.

>> No.8572085

>>8572062
2800K for comfiness, or 3000K for standard.

>> No.8572842

>>8571810
Jalapeno bacon fries smothered in a white cheese sauce

>> No.8574129

Bonk

>> No.8574459

>>8571703
Holy shit that kitchen is depressing as fuck lmfao.

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>>8571703
nah mate I stand by my original comment. sorry you have to live like that.

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>>8571259
>all stainless steel
>no useless side window
>boils water faster than the stove
I've got a stovetop one too, in case I need a fuckload of hot water

>> No.8574758

>>8571703
clean your fucking home you degenerate. That looks (IS) like a health hazard.

>> No.8574832
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8574832

my kitchen

>> No.8574834

>>8564731
uggggh.. that fuckiong tile doesnt line up with the counter. Hot plate no bueno. 3/10 would piss in the sink tho, if i was drunk

>> No.8574877

>>8570346
... nice butcher block tho...

>> No.8574902

>>8574832
>▶
cozy

>> No.8574920
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8574920

Muh kitchen

>> No.8574961
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It's kinda small, but I make it work.

>> No.8574972

>>8562596
Reminds me of the ghetto due to lack of cabinet/pantry space, but cleaner
>>8564208
nice cutting board
>>8564731
definitely not merican
>>8566432
Layout and messiness reminds me of ex girlfriend's apartment in Durham, NC
>>8567631
Cabinets are neat. Also ugly.
>>8570346
lower middle class rural kitchen, but with a surfboard
>>8570737
urban pleb tier
>>8570747
get your shit together
>>8571048
>chair
>>8571571
Nice kitchen 30 years ago
>>8571703
Stop hoarding shit
>>8571880
>minimum wage workplace break-room tier kitchen
>>8574832
nice kitchen, too bad you ruined it by putting all your shit on the counters instead of in the cabinets

>> No.8574980

>>8574972
lol post a picture of your kitchen you jealous little queer

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>>8574980
I did, its:
>>8574920
Here, have a picture of my desk with some really cool stuff on it, because I'm a really cool guy.

>> No.8574998

>>8566524
>>8566489
>>8566541
>muh heroin
Tell me how the hell else they're supposed to treat actual pain. If you don't want the pain meds, suffer through the pain without bitching, retards.
>herp derp I got my teeth pulled and now I'm a heroin user
Give me a fucking break, you want to take away actual relief for people because you have no self control.

>> No.8575004

>>8574998
I was addicted to heroin for 3 years and I agree with you.

>> No.8575007

>>8574920
stainless steel dildo light fixtures, fagbook - check. drip coffee maker.

Clearly you have enough money to afford a nice kitchen, you should get on that.

pleb tier sink, tiny with a early 1990's faucet. Same one my poor uncle had in his single-wide actually.

spice rack from target, looks great! should have gotten rid of that after college.

>> No.8575013

"cool guy"

vape pen....okay guy

Use that big sys admin salary and buy a mechanical keyboard that isn't on sale on amazon prime for having ridiculous gay pride colors. fag.

>> No.8575017

>>8575007
Right on all counts, except the rack was from Walmart right after college.
>didn't notice the bread maker was making bread
Yeah bitch, fresh bread.

>> No.8575019

>>8574995
I'm in tears from all the sterotypes

>> No.8575023

>>8575017
fresh bread is dope. it better be sourdough though.

>> No.8575024

>>8575013
If you use your computer for 8+ hours a day like a proper 4chan user, there is nothing wrong with buying a nice mechanical keyboard. The backlights are gay because he should be a touch typer but still mechanical keyboards not only feel nice but they are built better than plastic shit. 60 bucks is nothing for your hobby.

>> No.8575038

>>8575024
motherfucker I own a mechanical keyboard it just doesn't light up like I sit on upside down barstools wearing leather. It is one of the tightest purchases you can make for a computer. ESPECIALLY if you use it all day (i am a stock trader)

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>>8575013
Gay pride? That's my 'merikeyboard, lesbo.
>>8575024
>implying backlights mean I need to see the keys
Sometimes being a real American outclasses stealth keyboards.

>> No.8575055

>>8575048
As an american, you are a faggot - and that's okay cause you can do what you want as long as you leave me alone.

looks like a nice revolver there, put it in your fucking mouth.

>> No.8575057

>>8575023
Its basic bitch white bread, bitch.

>> No.8575060

>>8575055
>revolver
It's a famas

>> No.8575062

>>8575057
is this apartment in a downtown high rise in north carolina? one of the more populous cities?

>> No.8575063

>>8575055
I bet you would like to watch me put it in my mouth, lesbo.

>> No.8575069

>>8575062
No, Chicago.

>> No.8575070

>>8575060
That will still fit in your mouth

>> No.8575076

>>8575070
Yeah? Well, you're fat.

>> No.8575084

>>8575076
You are grasping at straws anon, start grasping that grip and pull the trigger in your ugly kitchen

>> No.8575088

>>8575084
More like grasping at blubber, fatty.
Your mom.

>> No.8575089

>>8575060
Is it?

>> No.8575093

>>8575089
No wait it would be a famas if it had a stock, actually it's a glock. 50% chance it's also a deagle.

>> No.8575097

>>8575088
so you are grasping at blubber? You're retarded.

>> No.8575104

>>8575097
You're moms retarded

>> No.8575133

>>8575097
Sounds like something a butthead would say>>8575104

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>> No.8575370

>>8570346
>>8570737
>>8570747
>>8571703
>>8571790
Please clean

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>>8563064

>> No.8575946

>>8567631
I wouldn't be ashamed of a kitchen like that

>> No.8575962

>>8575227
Stock photo as fuck

Are you squatting in one of those template apartments they show to potential tenants?

>> No.8575970

>>8570782
Hey! Aren't you on /an/?

>> No.8576005

>>8574995
>vapes
neck yourself kommando

>> No.8576626

>>8571880
Looks like my old place in Chelsea

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>>8570747
alright i cleaned it but not cause of you guys

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Here's my tiny San Francisco kitchen

>> No.8577216

>>8577191
Where in SF?

>> No.8577217

>>8577216
Tender nob

>> No.8577230

>>8577217
Jesus, even the names of places in SF is gay as fuck.

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>>8577230
Well it's not an official neighborhood. Just the area between Nob Hill and the Tenderloin but yeah it is San Francisco so if you can't deal with the gays then you probably shouldn't live here

>> No.8577255

>>8577191

Charming little space. I love the copper bits.

>> No.8577259

>>8577191
Christ, you coasties live in tiny ass, claustrophobia inducing spaces. I'd end up a drooling loony if I lived like that for long. I bet you pay a fortune for that closet, too.

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>>8577259
You have no idea. $2850/month for a 1 bedroom that I share with my girlfriend and the only reason we can still afford it is because of rent control. At least it's beautiful though and I love SF.

>> No.8577295

>>8566386

WOW

>> No.8577300

I wish I had the desire to post my kitchen. Its not as bad as fridge bros but I have rotten food in the sink, dishes piling up, fruit flies sitting in cans that I opened but didnt eat etc

Clothes/trash all over the floor, broken egg shells in the carpet (my kitchen has carpet in it).

Maybe one day.

>> No.8577306

>>8577275

$2850/mo is rent control??? That's like twice my house payment...

>> No.8577317

>>8577306
SF is the most expensive place to live in the country. Happens with population density.
Kind of like how $900/mo in Seoul will get you an apartment slightly larger than a walk-in closet.

>> No.8577325

>>8574998
None of us were shitting on the fact you can get FDA approved opiates, just that there could be anything from opiates to anti-fungal meds in the bottle.
Calm down, smackhead.

>> No.8577341

>>8577306
Like the other anon said its the most expensive city in the world I think. But companies pay a lot more out here too so it's not quite as bad as you think. And rent control just means your rent can't be raised more than a certain percentage each year.

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>>8577275
>I pay 725$/mo. (rent-controlled)
>this gets me a one bedroom apartment just outside of downtown with utilities included

Pic related, the view from my balcony (in Summer, obviously). Sure Subbury's not an international hub, but still.

I understand the appeal of living in a major city (I'm originally from Montréal), but once the costs hit a certain point, I really don't see how it's worth it. You get the same experience in a city less than half the size, and the cost of living absolutely plummets while retaining (or even surpassing) the quality.

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I have a really small kitchen.

I can't wait to move this summer

>> No.8577391

>>8577362
>Subbury

*Sudbury.

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>>8562596

>> No.8577417

>>8577362
I mean I understand that and will move out once I'm older. But I grew up in a small farming town and have never lived in a city so while I'm young and can afford it I might as well. And in my opinion the food culture in San Francisco is very hard to replicate in a smaller city and other places in the bay area that come close are just as expensive.

>> No.8577527
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>> No.8577538
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>>8577191
fucking yuppie

back left box holds canned food. bike fits on the left with pots and pans under it. the rear right box holds misc food and kitchen items. i have a big cloth bag for carrots, peppers, potatoes and onions and another for trailmix and grains.

>> No.8577543

>>8577341
techy companies pay a lot more*
and thats just for their engineers. other employees get fucked.

damn i wish i had pics of skatecamp kitchen in slab city

>> No.8577547

>>8577538
Is that your girlfriend or your boyfriend? I can't tell

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>> No.8577583

>>8577538
>I'm smart and make good career choices so I'm a yuppie

k

>> No.8577587

>>8577579
Why is it that the only "people" who have more than a povertykitchen are also the only ones who don't know how to rotate a picture?

>> No.8577606

>>8577587

Because they're stupid. The stupidity is the root cause of both the poverty and the inability to rotate the photo correctly.

>> No.8577648

>>8577583
young urban proffesional
YUPpie
you fucking yuppie

i made a fun career choice. work on a boat and a hippie farm 3 months out of the year and fuck off and play the rest.

>> No.8577675

>>8577648
>i made a fun career choice. work on a boat and a hippie farm 3 months out of the year and fuck off and play the rest.

Sounds shitty.

The girl is cute though. However, if that's a boy I am now super confused with myself.

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>>8562900
keks all around

>> No.8577691

>>8566453
My mom keeps my grandparent's meds in the kitchen. A lot of these are shit like blood pressure and supplements. It's a bitch to absorb sunlight and I lack vitamin D, in spite being more pale than an Irish redhead.

>> No.8577692

>>8564208
>no dedicated liquor cabinet
>unfolded towels
>grocery store block of knives

you seem like you have more money than you know what to do with. Not a bad thing, but cooking is obviously a hobby for you. Kitchen is gorgeous, would love a set-up like that in my own place.

>> No.8577695

>>8567631
Very organized. Respect.

>> No.8577698

>>8577648
But anon my career is fun too. i just build and fuck with robots most of the day just becuase I work in the city doesn't mean I've sold my soul and work a job that I hate just for the money

>> No.8577711

>>8576005
Looks like a dab pen to me

>> No.8577757

>>8567631
I love the shit out of kung fu girl, but I also have shit taste so I wouldn't take my opinion as a reccomendation.

>> No.8577771

>>8577076
????
Close the drawers, man.

>> No.8577782

>>8577405
That's unnervingly neat. I'm such a pig that seeing a clean kitchen almost bothers me.

>> No.8577785

>>8577711
Either way.

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>>8574972

>> No.8577832

>>8566386
isn't this like fucking taylor swift's kitchen or something

>> No.8577837

>>8575227
It's very very clean. Unnerving.

>> No.8577849

>>8577191
I love your apartment. I'm a big fan of small living spaces. When it's just me and my boyfriend, we don't need a ton of space, plus we live in toronto, so large living space isn't cheap (we don't make very much either, hahah.) I love it here though! I'm from the east coast of canada, and as beautiful and spacious as it is, I wouldn't go back. There's so much more going on in the city.

>> No.8577852

>>8577698
yeah but a fuck ton of yall moved there cuase the city is cool and now I and other cool people cannot afford to live there and the city has been lame as fuck the past couple years cuase there is no one cool moving in and all the cool people who have rent control are now old and while still cool, they now keep to themselves

oakland is cool but ive stopped living there so im not too sure if the number of cool people is still holding strong

off to slab city

>> No.8577862

>>8577782
i lived in a nice house one, fuck that, spill one fucking drink on the ceiling and there goes your fucking deposit

seriously though. our landlord tried to keep our deposit cuase there was scratches in the new sink, lol. but then she actually did keep it becuase my cousin chipped the lid to the toilet tank.

>> No.8577873

>>8577862
Yeah, there's no way in god's green earth I'm getting my deposit back. The kitchen sink leaks and it's caused water damage in the cupboards, the calk around the tub wasn't sealed correctly and rotted all to hell and when it rains, the water comes in through the window and warps the drywall.

Oh well.

>> No.8577880

>>8577275
How the hell do you have workers to do the shit jobs? Do they bus them in from Oakland? No way the Deltas can afford to live in SF.

>> No.8577892

>>8574995
>i was bullied in high school and a loner in college but now i'm a techie desk-jockey and get to be the bully on a cooking forum

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>>8577852
I totally get that sentiment, it's really shitty that all the artists and cool people that made SF great are getting pushed out by the techies. But I mean I just moved here because I was local and SF is where the good jobs are. Hopefully things will change.

>>8577849
Thanks, our apartment has come along way. That's what happens when your gf is a graphic designer I suppose

>> No.8577912

>>8577902
It's so nice, haha. My boyfriend is taking a history degree and I'm a dental hygienist. Neither of us can decorate.

>> No.8577936

>>8577912
Thanks, most of our stuff we got for super cheap at sample sales so we look way more well off than we are.

I've heard Toronto is nice, I've always wanted to visit

>> No.8577946

>>8577936
Yeah, it's so busy! There's 35 million people in canada and 6 million of them live in toronto, so if you're canadian, there's a 1/6 chance you're from here. I love the trains, but that kind of makes me sound like an autistic kid. It's a lot better than having no transit at all.

>> No.8577956

>>8577946
Well the public transport in the Bay Area is terrible so be thankful for your trains

>> No.8577968

>>8577956
I am, so thankful. On the east coast we didn't have anything. If you didn't have a car you were just shit out of luck.

>> No.8578019

>>8577852
>hurr durr people who's days have more value than my life are living where I live
Nobody cares.

>> No.8578023

>>8578019
>t. junior javascript developer

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NYC. I added the work table. Not a ton of space, but at least most of it's functional.

>> No.8578051

>>8564208
Australian?

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You fuckers and your huge kitchens.

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>>8578056
Whoops

>> No.8578175

>>8577076
This isn't clean you fuck. How hard is it to get out some soap and water and scrub those filthy countertops? Why is there literally rat shit in your drawers and why are you letting it sit there? Why are there dirty dishes all over the place? Why don't you just fucking close those drawers?

>> No.8578191

>>8578057
>that shelving

Sweet Jesus.

>> No.8578275

>>8578191
kek

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Check out this tiny, dirty shithole.

>> No.8578291

>>8578191
thought the same thing
just the idea of trying to move around glasses or small jars on them gives me anxiety

ffs put a flat surface on there

>> No.8578299

>>8577892
Bully? What was I supposed to do, complement people's shitty, tiny, or dirty kitchens? All I did was tell the truth, whether it was positive or negative you pussy.

>> No.8578584

>>8578175
i don't use the drawers

>> No.8578642

>>8578284
damn bro

>> No.8578673

>>8578284
Christ, I'm a decent home cook but I can't cook in that space. What country? I'm beginning to rethink my mantra against fastfood if this is what people are forced to try to cook in. I hope this isn't the fucking US.

>> No.8578752

>>8578673
Sweden. I like cooking, but I've reduced it to really simple stuff since I moved here. There's just no room to cook, I chop vegetables at the table in front of my couch.

>> No.8578885

>>8577317
it's a problem of supply and demand, rental space in San Fran has not kept pace with need. The city gov is partly to blame because they want to "preserve the cities charm" or some such nonsense. but it's a boon to the owners who are driving people out of their apts and turning them into "condos"

>> No.8578896

>>8577538
>fucking yuppie
yuppies are from the 80's. leave it there you unoriginal fuck

>> No.8578905

>>8578752
That's a bitch dude. I don't know what point we have to reach before people say they won't live like that. It's not only your country, it's all the first worlders. I didn't clean my kitchen today or I'd pic it. I have about a 400 sqft. kitchen with a large island and I'm not wealthy, just living in a bumfuck backwater state. If the thread's still up tomorrow, I'll pic after I clean.

>> No.8578930

>>8577587
Because they're kids posting pictures of their parents' kitchens from their phones

>> No.8579056

I wish I had a camera with me. I live with my Mom who is a hoarder. It is scary how bad our kitchen looks. Nothing in here compares to how messy it is.

>> No.8579090

>>8563064
rekt

>> No.8579098

>>8571712
>100k a year
>kitchen looks like postwar stalingrad
what did he mean by this?

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rate please.

No clean attempts were made

>> No.8579124

>>8579109
do you live next to a dome

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basic apartment kitchen, need real spice rack.

>> No.8579206

>>8579109
get rid of the drying rack. it's a waste of your limited counter space. just dry the pan off with a towel and put it away.

make an effort to disguise your bong. hide it under a an empty 12 pack carton or something.

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>>8579191

do the alton brown spice rack.

if the side of your fridge is magnetic, then you can just glue magnets to the containers and stick them on there.

>> No.8579253

>>8579206
That rack gets plenty of use.
Using towels to dry, or clean anything is disgusting.
Using paper towels to do the same is a waste.
I'm not low on counter space. When I prep lots of food, I clean everything off, and use the rack as overflow if it comes to it.

Bong was left out from weekend, it needs to be cleaned, its there so I dont forget to do so.

>>8579124
I dont get the question.

>> No.8579294

>>8577902
not just the techies but the yuppies. everyone is realizing the suburbs suck and are now flooding into the city pumping money and cops and code-enforcement into the innercity which used to be a do-what-you-want shitshow

>> No.8579479

>>8577692
Thanks, you're right cooking is a hobby and i'm not a professional by any means.

Knives are Scanpan, they're not great but they were a gift so i'll use them until i need something better.

>> No.8579483

>>8578051
was it the T2 boxes or the cereal that gave me away?

>> No.8579495

>>8579109
Clean your bong you filthy slob. Get some dishwasher tablets, put one in there and fill up with boiling water. Put corks or aluminium foil into the holes. Sparkling clean in less than 5min.

>> No.8579986

>>8564164
sorry buddy, maybe you haven't been informed but you have been putting fags in your mouth this whole time.

>> No.8579993

>>8566386
>>8566393
>>8566418
honestly it'd be pretty simple, I'd just install a glass pane to box in the cooking surface around the ventilation shaft. wide enough that you still have the grand space with just enough room to keep the brick and morter from getting the worst of the grease and smoke, the rest is litterally just dusting so who cares.

>> No.8580000

>>8577880
what exactly do you think the purpose of mass transportation is?

>> No.8580120

>>8574972
>stop hoarding shit

bitch, literally everything in that photograph is used at least weekly

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>>8579495
I clean it with alcohol, and coarse salt. Works great.
That bong was nice and clean before, and has been only used once since. But even a light use puts a dirt layer all over.

>> No.8581566

>>8579212
gonna do just that, thanks

>> No.8583350

>>8562596
>>8562900
Man, I want a world's smallest cock cup. Where'd you get it?

>> No.8583354

>>8564731
I like your kitchen, everything would be close by when I'm cooking. I'd really miss having an oven though.

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>>8575370
Happy now?